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OPEN ALL YEAR STEAM HEAT Crystal Lake House Three Blocks from Merrick Road F R E E P O R T , L I. Autom o b ile Parties Accommodated •Phone, 118 Freeport A. E. FROST JOHN H. ECKEL Proprietor Manager FIRST OF ALL EVICTIONS. Magyar Verelen ef the Bxpulelon From the Garden ef Eden. Among the folklore of the peas antry of Romnania and some of the adjoining Magyar states of eastern Europe is found the story of the ex pulsion of our first parents from the garden of Eden. It runs thus: When Adam and Eve fell, God sent Gabriel, the Magyar angel, to turn them out of Eden as a punish ment for their sin. Gabriel was re ceived moet courteously, food and drink of the best being set before him. Now, Gabriel had a kind heart and took pity upon the poor folk and would not accept their hospital ity, remembering his errand. So he returned and begged that some one else be sent to evict the sinners, as he really could not do it. Then Raphael, the Roumanian angel, was sent and was received as Gabriel had been. He, however, was very fond of a good dinner, and so he sat down and thoroughly enjoyed himself. The feast over, he told the erring pair his errand. They at once began to weep most piteously and beg for mercy. Their bitter sor row .30 touched his after dinner heart that he, too, returned and asked that some one else be sent, as ho could not possibly turn out the OFFICIAL RED TAPE. Making ■ Live Man Prove H# Wa Alee Alive Last Month. It would be very generally admit ted in ordinary business circles tha if a man is living at the age of fift; years he has been alive in any on of the fifty years preceding. This however, would not be the case h the auditing department of certan government bureaus. There mus be evidence of the man having beei alive, for example, on his fortietl birthday. The point is made plai; by Sir John Adye in his “Recollec tions of a Military Life:” \It is sometimes supposed tha red tape is peculiar to official de partments at home, but that is ai error. There are large consign ments of it sent to India, and I wil give an instance. One day at Simb an old artillery officer called on m< and requested me to give him a cer tifiente of his being alive, ns tin auditor refused to give him his pa] without it. “He seemed to be well and lively and I therefore complied at once As his visit was in August, I datec the certificate accordingly. On look ing at it he remarked: ‘Ah, you havt dated it August! That is of no use I have already given them one o! There is a Reason for Everything T h a t may account for our large and constantly Increasing Soda business We ascribe the reason to perfect cleanliness, cour teous treatment, expert dispensing, the purest syrups and fresh fruit The m o st delicious Sundaes are to be hath “Freeport’s Most Up-to-date * Drug Store” Telephone your orders for HORTON’S ICECREAM either brick oeJpose, and it will be delivered to you any minute you say Telephone, 6 2 9 and 148 Frecfk H. Plump Arcade Pharmacy £ At the depot F R E E P O R T , \ N . Y. poor folk after accepting their hos- i that kind, but vhat they require i-i pitality. Then it was that Miehn ' a certificate that I was alive in Julv. ! This Mantel... In O a k , G l o s s F i n i s h $20 Oak Cabinet Mantles from $12 up Mantle and fireplace fittings of all kinds at city prices Bathrooms and Vestibules Tiled Ornamental Centers and Brackets D. MORRISON Show Rooms. Grove St., freeport the German angel, was sent. II- was received ns the others by th trembling pair and treated even more sumptuously. He sat do'va and enjoyed himself till the last morsel of food had vanished arid there wasn’t n drop of liquor 1 ,t Then he arose and, turning to his host and hostess, said, “Now, then, out you go, and be quick about it.” Most piteously did Adam and Eve beg at least for time, even remind ing him that he had partaken of their bread. All in vain. Thus it was that our first parents were driven out of Eden. DO YOU Want a Home? I have some choice lots and can build you a home for any price. Sm a l l Paym e n t s Down Rem a i n d e r as Rent Contracts Taken. Estim a t e s Given Cheerfully Jobbing Promptly Attended to See Me and save money NELSON T. SEAMAN T e lephone, 5 9 7 - L 6 0 N. M a in S t r e e t F R E E P O R T , L. I. The Moving Cause. “1 see you are moving again. Didn’t you like your flat ?” \Yes I liked it immensely. Best one I ever lived in.” “Was the location unhandy on account of your business?” “No, it was just right.” “Were the other renters objec tionable?” “Not in the least.” “Anything wrong with the neigh borhood ?” “No.” “Yet you moved. What was the trouble ?” “The trouble was with me, I think. The agent of the building said it was too hard work collecting the rent for our apartments.”— Chicago Record-Herald. Cape Cod and Cranberries. To see to the best advantage the preliminaries of cranberry sauce, says a Christian Herald writer, we must visit Cape Cod, that elongated bit of land 3vhereby the state of Massachusetts extends a crooked and beckoning finger into the At lantic. Here within a radius of an hour’s ride of historic old Plymouth, where the pilgrims landed, is the greatest of all cranberry districts. The whole countryside would not be alive in July. “This opened out a new aspect ol | the case, hut after considi-ration 1| certified that to the best of my be i lief he xvns living the previous ! month. Whether he ever receivet ! his pay I am not sure.” Another instance of doubt as tc ! previous condition is given in tin j same vohrme. In 1889 the shah ol ! Persia paid a second visit to Eng , land. Sir John Adye had an inter view with the royal visitor one even | ing at a large gathering. The con | versation was through the Persiar interpreter. “Looking aboiit the room am: seeing a general officer at some di- tunco, the shah inquired, ‘Who is that great man in a red coat?’ I re plied that it was Sir Edward Black ett, high sheriff of the county. Per haps that did not convey much tc his mind, so I said to the inter preter, ‘Tell the shah that five and thirty years ago Sir Edward was ir the Crimean war and one day n j shot came and took off his leg.’ Tht : shah threw up^ his hands and was | much ini pressed,'\'but presently the interproti-r said that his majest] could not understand it, as the slier- ! if! hud two legs now. ‘That is quite correct,’ I observed, ffnit tell the shah that one of them is made of wood.’ ” English Words. There are now 400,000 words in the English dictionary, exclusive of I foreign languages. Back three ccn- I turies Shakespeare carried about in | his head five times as many words as the dictionary then contained; to day it has a hundred words for ev ery one which a good writer will use. The great gains in the number of words recorded within the last fifty years have, of course, come from a minute raking over of all ac cessible English documents and from special branches of human la bor, particularly the sciences, in of anything in the house line CHARLES H. LOWE Telephone, 5S5 Freeport East Seaman Avenue ' FREEPORT, L. I. PIANOS and PLAYER-PIANOS • As good as any. Better than many Tempting Prices Easy Terms Pianos Tuned Repaired Polished considered to make more than a changing conditions have single good sized county in some of our western states, and yet in a season when it is blessed with a good crop this cranberry zone will ship more than a third of a million barrels of the fruit. made necessary hosts of new terms. —Argonaut. A Long Winded Speaker. During the delivery of one o f ! those tedious speeches that arc so » \7 . I often inflicted upon the house of i A brilliant Baltimore girl the oth- represent a ivos a member who had d n v n r m n u n r f ' d her e m m ^ m o n t °«'Up,cd the floor for many hours j was called to order on the ground that his remarks were not pertinent to the question before the house. “1 know it,” said he. “I am not speak ing for the benefit of the house, but for posterity.” “Speak a little longer,” said John Randolph in an j undertone, “and you will have your audience before you.”—From Ar- vinc’s “Cyclopaedia of Anecdotes.” W O O D C L E F T H A R B O R Freeport, Long Island The Bungalow Section of Freeport A Eleotrlo Lights Running W a t e r Cement Walks B e s tin g Bathing Fishing Trolley Line Through the Property Wunr*lows end Lots For Sale on Easy Terras. Very Q Desirable Either For O c c u p c n o y or O as an Investm e n t © g JOHN J. RANDALL COMPANY © Owners 0 FREEPORT, LONG ISLAND © cr day announced her engagement to a man of no attainments what ever. “Why?” queried her friends, perplexed. “Why?” “Because I am of a very jealous nature,” responded the wise one. “If I married a handsome man I know I should he wildly jealous of him. If he were attractive to other women I should be miserable. I am going to marry a man whom no one else will look at and be happy.”— Washington Herald. '** 5 ] hsd P a r t of Him Safe. Parson—Donald, it’s been touch and go with you this time. Ten sto- | the blood hound along—not a little The Good of Laughter. Encourage your child to be merry and to laugh aloud. A good, hearty laugh expands the chest and makes Bank of g Boclrtnlle Centre I H. J. Raymore The Plano Man Arcade Building, at the depot , Freeport, L. I. PHONE YOUR DESIRES. CALL 338 FREEPORT ries is a ,long way to fall. I suppose thoughts of your past life passed through-your mind. Donald (the local window cleaner) —Well, sir, I was a bit worried till I got the length o’ the fifth story, and then I minded that I ’d left my pipe on the window sill. It was a weight off mv mind, sir.—London M. A. P. _____________ Contradicted. ‘1 never waste words on a fool,” said the pompous person. “That doesn’t correspond with your wife's statement,” replied a member of the skeptical faction. <rWhat did my wife say?” queried the P. P. “That you were in the habit of talking to yourself,” answered the sniggering laugh, but one that will sound right through the house. It will not only do your child good, but will be a benefit to all who hear and be a means of driving the “blues” away from a dwelling. Mer riment is very catching and spreads , in a remarkable manner, few being i able to resist the contagion. •> Dead Easy. “Philip,” she said, toying with a 1 button of his coat, “if I say yes will you promise to deposit your money in papa’s bank?” “But, dearest, I haven’t any money to deposit,” said the truthful young man. “You will have, goosie, if I marry you.” With her golden head rest ing on his manly chest Philip prom ised.—Chicago Tribune. CAPITAL, $50,000.00 The standing of a bank is determ ined by its age, resources, and the character and ability of its management SURPLUS, $127,000.00 m ___ A
