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A TEOUcHT p shame be to him that refuseth Instruction; but he “wfiummm SURE, PASS IT w- 4 AMYukhmmwfinvaflfiug p i law against all hypocrisy. it is a lovely idea. But think it over a minute and see| [ it a horrible place it would make of .this country -if it ro observed. - \Can you imagine a candidate for Congress getting on the p and remarking: \le | that the man now in office has been honest and id 1 admit 1 couldn't fill the job half as well as he , because I'm only running for what I can get out of it- please-clecf me anyway.\ * Or, perhaps, an eastern banker might issue the following ment: \Sure the farmers are in tough luck, but I'm afraid my fits wouldn't be quite so big if this agricultural relief bill in Congress were passed, -so I'm against it.\ then the movie sictress would tell the reporters: 5, my husband and I haven't had a scrap, and he isn't chap, but I need some publicity badly and if 1 sue him divorce it will get my name in the papers.\ ' And the self-appointed head of the committee to inves- the morality of the town burlesque shows might add: \I don't give a hoot if these shows are harmful or not, 'th just aching to see one and the only way | can go with od grace is by pretending that I'm trying to safeguard our people.\ . \us The gas company, of course, would send out this notice: ''We are raising the price of gas 10 cents, effective at _gipt out of paying it.\ > € there was lots of gambling going on in the city, but s , -To top things off, the chief of police could announce that |« h y & LGL Washington. -As | something . en- tirely out of the ordinary in a:legis- House Radiator By CHARLES B. DAVET Meet Mister Anderson, one timejthe business of the county, filling \ ° He was sen lative way, Representative soll Commissioner 'of Jurors, now Pre-jthe Court House now nfust bureaucracy, 's bill to atmend the Supervisor of the Town of{some place, The ideal immmhhauwdmwtu law, so as to let foreign \hired) Hempstead'and a man highly quali- would be to take the land south| 1905 for Inciting 'class war, in to the country on a non-|fled for the place. ta basis, is the subject of a goog deal of discussion in Congress. While .. Sol's... proposal probably won't be adopted, points that can't be gainzaid, His bill's critics on't believe hi# treatment will af Supervisor Anderson.. Every ex- pressicn we heard was one approv-|bad & murder in the village for} and many. .A place Never Mm have we heard of m [general county business, he Some any appointment that met wit wholesale approval as that abi Apis loon uid Comes repented reports of a police Just that thing: Indeed, pessimist|trap in Garden City and we are loath to belleve that it is done either “womb-rumba. \ that] Which always makes it embarrass for me when a \Visiting firemian' Hempstead boasts that It hasn't The funny wide of life, it seems, slips by a lot of folk. 'They never get the benefit of any blocmin' joke. Phe little thing that tickie une. waa oft provoke a smile, are just the things that, after all, make living worth the while. I have u lot of sympathy for men -| who caunot grin. 'They lose the fun most people get by letting sumsbine m, Their facitl lines, instead ot up, are always turning down. But this, would change if they would let a smile replace their frown. A hearty welcome aiways wai's the man who's full of cheer. world &t large will greet him 'cuume \u's mighty gisd he's here. He AD\ |spreads the sort of spirit that can inake the world look bright. He thinks a laugh's and he al- ways finds he's right. Come: on, you sombre people who are dull and sad of face, produce u «mule und knock the frown and sour mess out of place. 'You've only got to try & bit; it's soft to make the grade. Step out and throw-a imug's ter fit and join the joy parade. fi{t; TH iii; From printer to editor was but a short step. His pen, wielded in be baif of the masses against the junk ers, brought him into conflict with After all, it's foolish to lose your «emper 'cause you can't expect any- ofle to rush around trying to help you' find it. i Even today, busy as he is with -»\No _ Smoking Allowed,\ \This Entrance for Employes Only.\ \Post No Bills,\ \No Minors Al- lowed,\ , s # 00,0 ambas s « Bobemian fraterriity, He ls still edi tor of the Breslau Volkswacht. The at Berlin has be- a Wfflfl- - - cussion. through its production of We once knew m little tot who opera \Woszek by Alban Berg |#anled a baby sister 'cause he got which breaks -all records for disso-|kinda_tired teasing the cat. nance and cacophony. W \) 'The composer is-mcokaimed by orit-| \Tt going home to mother,\ tos in terms varying from \musieat Bald the wifey who was bie. 'mountebank\ to \Inspired genius.*| \Well wait tor me,\ ber mate re- Not content with-having the orches plied, tra attack the ears with nolres so in \Our rent is overdue.\ us that some Hstenere aver! ..>, \. 7.l%i’m‘ little folks read After alt, what is to be gained by forget'ing to remember to ining mother? it nly makes mother feel bad. And when mother feels bud. you dun i feet so good yourself, do you? Just think, you never can poss} bly pay the debt that you owe your num and pop. But you can make then know you appreciate all the things they've done for you, if you'll do what you can for them. Burely you won't mind If we sug- west that you use your little mind and mind mother. The next time you take a nip from cider, take a tip from It, too. ambitious and willing to work. Love at first sight would always be succesaful if you didn't meet the person so many times afterwards. MOTHER: \How can you write a note to little Mary when you don't know how to write?\ LITTLE DAUGHTER: \That' s easy, mamma-Mary can't read.\ FABLES IN FACT Mother was the tirst one to enter the kitchen period she drugged out some pots and pans and started to work period then older sister breezed In comma and started working among the flour comma salt comma milk and other ingredients period who mixed the ingredients and put them in the pots and pans comma and then put the pots and pans in the oven period lo comma and be- hold exclamation point the three of them proceeded to forget that some» thing was cooking and their work went up in smoke period that too many cooks spoil the broth comma because they were making a cake period. . * ><, (Copyright, 1926, NMA Service, Inc.) By OLIVB ROBERTS BARTON NO, 5-TROUBLE IN HIDY GO LAND iin what the tree \Now ase here,\ said Nancy se- terely to the dolls in Hidy Go Land. 'When people go on a visit they ire supposed to be pleasant. It's ail your own fault if you aren't happy \\Well, I-should be happy if I could was built in 1375 |oould get starched,\ sald Limber by the noble family of Britzke. Fred-[Legs, flapping his arms as if that 6 609. settled the master. ._ \And 1 show! if T coutd uhb«24,\ post-war cablnet/ssty the Tin Soldier stifv \And 1 whould if 1 could get my dumped him in,\ cop-akirts f ed,\ said the Crinoline Doll with a ent \Well for re luna «akes!\ ¢ricd Black box of ataren a'starin' tr all right in \If dere ain't a big » Crinoline Doll. Black Dinah starched it too.. It got alf flat whon her mis- tread left her out in the rain.\ \Ien't there going to be a revolu- tlon?\ maked poor Mister Havalook, \The Tin Bolder anid he was going to start one If ho didn't got what be came for.\ \Well just now he's soaking in » bucket of water,\ said Nancy, \Hs complained of being too stiff in \i joints and the Rag Doll maid that soaking was» good for it. Bo I \Dear dearl Them wo are in (or It.\ gaid. poor Havalook, taking hi» out of his pocket and ting them on and then nervously- taking thems off agiin. \He will on'y Fourth-“Yin! wald Nick. Bul Just williking for the door. n é CHlndline Del as mad