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| Commer Jing in the fixing the garden, becoming with friend wife and 'the. But, alas) it too often. turni out to pe off color, Can you, really a vacation .if the boss doesn't pdy for It? Then,: you are thinking of the pay you lose, the 'amount you: spend fop the week, and the enjoyment. Cheapest way to do it would be to gather a flack of timetables, and spend nothing but a Sunday roam- Ing ever the world, for let the truth be known, that some of the trips are far better spent at home reding about them, For instance, how happily I could enjoy a tiger hunt comfortably seated in & Mortis chair, pipe in hand. dreamily, contemplating my return as a cnnquorl’m hero by the multitude, Vacation time should not be spent playing the races, as notwithstanding this or that, it is the common or gar- den variety of John Jones or John Bmith with his two bucks here and three beans there, that supports all the sport of kings, from owner to tout to the peanut peddler-also the hornes. Mumblety-peg, duck-on-arock, or even tattling. games are preferable for the homus genil. What to eat-what to wear-ete. and mo on, are awful things~we are sup posed to lake note of. Look at some of the ads. and see what sort of a monstrous race are glaring at you in all colors, 'They yell at you that their's in the best-others wienerwuerst! er- rible, Ask the barber! A gent-stroils in and orders a haircut so and so, same as --- has, Barber does. Result-n John Drew haircut on a bullet bead and he looks like a freak. Imagine | $3.00 for a new hat; $15 for a Palm Beach suit, $7 for shoes, 25 cents: for socks, one dollar for underwear, $1.50 for fake ring, handkerchief and a pin, and then see how far you go on what's left out of your forty bucks salary! Don't forget to remember we haven't totalled up for the rest of the family and the devil of it is the rent keeps going on all the time. Oh, the devil ! Vacation-that mysterious void from Which we returneth, About those ads tating they dnd they only are the best, Why is it that every store has the bet- M's always extra, superfine, quality, Whether: in groceries, wets, clothes or @hything eme I ever buy. 'The wonder is-who gobbles up all the medium, fair and poor qualities of everything? Same with the shows-hayen't. seen ®\g004 'one since 'the 'old' Rentz Santley day. Hardly much but a lot of ring and dance (?) sing arnd dance jazz junk till it gets tiresome. If a really novel, act comes along, at once it is grabbed and in a short time they're all at it, nnd once again At bores, Bame witn pictures. What a lot df bunk they're handing out. Itw awful. As I persohally told your old triend Will Huyes to his face a year ago: \he looked as if he hadn't any 'more brains than the law allowed and if he really want- ed to run the picture' wome right he ought to fire every movie stir or mtaress in the game.\ Am I right ? Why not have for a plot a doctor or chemist inoculating a mosquito with some dangerous malady and push it through « keyhole-there's a plot to dope out with more sense than some of the reels you see, Dust of those travel dreams of yours z them with a STEPHENS! art, music, buncome, politicians, real extate operators, (runt runners, kings and queens, but not our John Henrys. Me has to do all the work and pay all the bills. Ask the common soldier, he'll tell you the same. Ask him what he wot out of the Wwar-tbe'll answer \Pro- hibition.\ If your John Henry gets money (any old way), he's smart; if he doesn't he's a sucker: if only a little, then lie's soo. An example-look at a big. luxurious chr. Maybe two or three nre in it. Maybe the dog. But the Fords-always loaded. I really be- lieve that Henry Ford did more for the old U. 8. when he rained his em- ployees' wages to five dollars a day than any other man we ever had. Poor John Henry joins a lodge. If the order is decent, and John is decent, he is pleased. 'Then along comes a minister and knocks it. Poor John! Let me state right here that as a John, without any religious denomination or partistnahip, it must be awful to be tied up to any one of them. You are a joke to every one who holds a differ- ent view. One is this, one f@ that, and the whole thing smacks of \Little Red: Riding Hood fairy tales.\ Let's have a universal church and all try and be human, Confucianism, 7,000 years, Buddhism, 6,000 years, Hebrewiam, 5,800 years, Christianity, 1923 years, and here we have cops on the corner, bull dogs in the yards, locks on the doors, even on the chiffoniers, and where ard we at. A fine recommendation. Par- sonally I've been brought closer to my Maker through a lodge than a church. What ho, pastor? Where's the trow! ble, Here's a tip. The average John Henry doesn't want to hear how Peter this or Saul that, did this or did that. They can read all that any time, 'What they want | is extemporaneous stuff, right from the heart and mind. Lively, too, No droning. You ought to be able to do it, too, after; spending years of studying and practising, And yet the majorify fall down and only look at the material side of having someone to support them. Stand up, work, be men, \snap out of it\ and instead of sob stuff, try something \lke this for proof to all \Man can make a grain of corn to look better and even more nu- tritious than the Creator, but everyone and all the power on earth cannot put the spark of life into it as the Maker can.\ Be wise, act, or soon you will be back in the layman clams. The vacation time is the time to fix up your garden, Lord, what time is spent on It, mental and otherwise. Curses, 100. If the average time was counted up It ought to yield $590.12 worth of return. But does it. No, we yell! About 88 cents worth and a Jarge crop of work and blisters. Could the vacation time be profita- bly spent laying in the winter's coal, Yes! we have no bunanas? 'Try and get it. Some dealers have some and fre holding it watching the conference be- tween the ownera and miners-because if they hold what they now have tHey can get a dollar or more from John Henry after the conference, Ain't it great ! Buy a ticket on the train from Bald- win to Jamaica and another from the conductor to Flatbush avenue and by the Lord Harry if it isn't four centa In Welcome To Rev. C. J. Young Rockville Centre, July 26.-It is ex- pected that there 'will be a large at- tendance tonight in the Presbyterian éBurch at the services of installation of Rev. Clifford J, Young, as pastor of the thurch. - (The exercises begin at welock and will be open to the public There. will be special music In charg> of the recently organized | quarlette choir. - = The installation service will 'be {n charge of Rev. J. Allison Mme Rury of Brooklyn, acting moderator of the Brooklyn-Nassau Presbytery and sev- éral widely known Presbyterian clergy men will have parts in thet program. Rev. \Dr. James D. Burrell of Brooklyn will preach the sermon. The charge to the pastor will be given by Rev. Dr Arthur 8. Hoyt of Auburn and that to he people by Rev. Nelson D. Chester, a ormer pastor of the church Young, the new pastor, is al located here, having togen ay at 19 Burtis avenue » ~-----4-_-___ COLORED CITIZENS HOLD BIG MERTING TONIGHT shift, till finally the repair man has it, and kéebm it to long he-thinks we gave it to him. AtsJast here it is, Now- for a.ride and at 4 p. m. decide, to Jeave it there in the atreet and take a train home: to figure it would have been cheaper to buy a new one. Oh, it's Jhe Bunk, So that's that. Let's finish the vacation to take a stock of things. How can I make up for the time I lost?> Oil stock-no, no, 1 read the, American! Wall street.- no,'1 can't beat the other fellow's game! Curb-worse! Curds-all right for pas- time-not to gain anything-too slow! Crap?-Welp. now, there's a game you can win or lore in a flash as much as you want to play-but where's the money? I'm nearly broke! Ah, well, T really think I'll stay in the house 'all day. my last day off and rest up. \Jen: nie! Is there a cold bottle of one half of no per cent left ?\ Ain't it the bunk? 1 thank you. s clinging perflously to the overhead hand rail till our paws look Hike a coal-heav ers--and along the bumpy road till nearly seasick. After. furious battles with dragon files, choked with the mud fats air, we stagger out on the board: walk near the Nasmau\Hotel. Ah, near ly happy. again, am we think of the bottles (not battles) guhne by. Remem- ber the New Year's party? Hot dogs, waiftes, mpetion males of rugs (import ed from Newark, N. J), cold drinks, bathing houses, and all the rest of sen: shore frivolities, except carousels, swings and shoot-the-chutes. Nice boarwnlk and scenery. So on with the bath and let joy be unrefined, No, don't like it, and at home have words with the wife because I feel gummy and have sand in my goc«= and shirt, . Hore readers may paase and reflect -I am not a gravedigger A iny of hope! Fishing. 'That's us. Next day out through the channel to the lair of the funny finny fisnes, Fair luck. 62 bites, 3 bass, 1 fluke, 3 curses QUESTIONNAIRE und 1 swig of hootch. Presentor with 1 Who owns the Strand Theatre? pride claimed it was made the night 2 Why is it considered unlucky to before and is 110 proof. Here's luck!! [be run over by a trolley car? choaper than If bought at the station and twice as much trouble to the rail- e $8A BROOKLYN 8 DEALERS are also established nt LOCUST VALLEY, ~MEMPSTEAD, CRDARKURST ND HILE, CORONA, KEW GARDENS, LITTLE NECK ,, cOoATS Wow!!! Tastes like assaefoidia with per- 8 How much mortgage do you owe? Rockville: Centre, Jury 26. -Speakers #immion juice and feels like carbolic 4 Who pays the gas bil? Invited to address the members of the acid trickling on its way to the tank 5 Would you buy a pair Of ®h09®) pioekyille Centre branch of the »Long Hey! Yes! Thirty bucks a case?|if you had only one leg? Island Colored Citizens Union are to be O. K., let's have some. I want a quart 6 Who is Harry Thaw? present at a meeting in the Parish at $4 for home. All right. Some nerve 7. When does it rain? hall of the Church of the Ascension the hootch hawks have Inside the 3 & Who owns the ocean? tonight at what local members hope What makes it dark? What makes: it light? will be one of the most enthusiastic masa meetings in the history of the the world. 'They | 9 \This ian't an 10 mile limit Il tell kind of spoiled the day. ad as it doesn't happen every trip). 11. What is an ache? branch. 'The meeting will begin At 8:80 Let's move. O, yes, househunting] 12 Where is an acre? o'clock, should be a vacation sport. How 13 What makes water wet? Village President G. Byron Latimer much ? $90 ?. Too much. Well, they're| 14 Who put the ham in Abraham?| and Judge John 8. Thorp of Rockville all getting it. No children or dogs al-] 15 Are scallops of a crustaneous de-] Centre are among the speakers who lowed. Have you reference? What |scent? have been invited to address the mem- bers of the branch. John E. Robinson of Freeport, one of the prominent lead: ers 'of the organization, will preside. Why do I write this ? In there a woman in. the moon? does the sun come denomination of a religion are you?] 18 Who was your grandfather's uncle?| 17 O. yes, I'll print the room over for| 18 Then where you. Yes, yes, let you from? Mrs. Addie W. Hunton, field secretary know in the morning. that's all 19 What makes it late so early? of the national association, is expected to be present. The public will be wel- comed. - There will be special music. 20 Ain't it terrible? ® :* either of them ever hear of sich other, No wonder, How about owning our own home. You now have the time to look about and buy, Ah, now we have the real home stuff, and as every real estate man or rather operator and agent is under the delusion that all workmen have two 'or three thousand dollars in loose change always in their pockets (rather they give you that impression by the prices they ask). We will now enjoy their auto rides, lunch .and. anys thing else given away, Ye gods, the prices! Probably will have to continue to pay rent all our lives as a first class chicken coop house with stucco finish glued on paper and tacked on, costs $7,500! A real estate man knows lots and us a rule is not the owner, so planse be gentle with your smite! or ewat! So will continue to save for some 157 years more, buy the lots, get m ready cut house, assume a mortgage for another 200 years, paint a neat sign-\Suits Us\ \Always Out\ \Sel- dom Inn\ and hang it over the door, Be calm. Let us not dip too deep into this aching void, but pass on to bright- er things as- An auto! That's us! Why didn't I think of it before? But what's the They all give away advice, because It's no good and nobody wants it. Cate: best ?. Ask anybody. They all know. a. 0. w. The Main Stream Just as many tiny rivu- lets pour into the main stream to maintain its level, so do depositors tend to create the loan- ing capacity of a bank ' for commercial and con- structive purpose. Open an account here ' . to-day and spread its *mfluence for yourself AVE., FREEPORT, L. 1, I THE GEM APPAREL SHOP on tos tm inyrthan FREEPORT, N. Y. Continuing Our Mid- Summer Clearance of SKIRTS Initial Display of the New Foll Modes in ind Millinery «ye cous BLOUSES A [I Food ] GOODMAN'S Noodles are all food,rich in nour» ishment. Growing children thrive om: them. They are an idealall-season food for every member of the family. Fresh eh“. and selected wheat blended in just ight proportions give them a fine- ness of flavor that only Goodman's can duplicate. IT PAYS TO ASK FOR GOODMAN'S Send for valuable recipe book-it's free CGOODMAN'S Pure Egg Noodles At the Bargain Store 13 S. MAIN STREET FREEPORT, N.Y. OPPOSITE THE CANNON If you are looking for real merchandise at pnces be- low cost, here is the place to do your shopping. It is im- possible to display all of our merchandise due to our limited space. _ IF YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT YOU WANT, ASK FOR IT, and we will be only too pleased to show you. HERE ARE FEW ITEMS IN THIS SALE: Children's Princess Slips, lace and embroidery trimmed- Sizes 2 to 8......__._.._: 49¢ Sizes 8 to 14. 19¢ Sizes 10 to 16 .89c Children's Gingham Dresses, 79c Sizes 6 to 12 Boys' Coveralls, 75¢ Boys' Sport Blouses, $1.25 value, 75¢ white, pongee and stripes Boys' Wash Suits, sizes 3 to 8 Regularly $1.98 and $2.98; at. . ... $1.50 Children's Rompers, $1.98 value, at $1.00 Crepe Creepers, 98¢ values, at. ... . ..69¢ Women's Stepins, Bloomers, Envelopes and Petticoats, at greatly reduced prices. Women's Alltime Silk Crepe Hand-Painted Dresses, $35.00 values, at $10.98. We have a limited quantity of these. tunity of ailifetime at this price. Women's Extra-size Summer Frock: $1 98 Dimity and Ginghams combine to make these a picture of daintiness and coolness ~- -- LAST CALL!! Our Entire Stock of Percales and Curtain Scrims, must be sold regardless of price. We are this lime. Come and get your share at prices below cost. ,~ DON'T FORGET THE PLACE THE BARGAIN STORE Main St. Nicho- FWNY An oppor- MILLINERY 4
