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» PAGE TWO THE FREEPORT NEWS DRESSMAKER MADE WELL Followed a Neighbor's Advice and Took Lydia EL Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Vern#»n, Tex.— 'Tor three years I oufTered untold agony each month with — pains in my sides. I found only tempo- rary relk-f in doctor's medicineor anything else I took until my husband saw j/tn ad- vertiscment/ of Lydia K. I'inkNam's Vegetable Com- pound. I mentioned it to a neighbor and she told me she had taken it. with good results and advised me to try it. I was then in bed part, of the time and my doctor said I would have to rxt operated on, but. we decided to try the Vegetable Compound and I also used Lydia K. I'inkbam'H Sanativo Wash. I am a dressmaker and am now able to go about my work and do my housework besides. You aro welcome, to use thiii letter UH a testimonial nn I am always glad to apeak a word for your medicine.\ Mm. W. M.STKIMIKNH, 1103 N-Commerce St., Vornori, Vesjaaji DreBsmakem when overworked are prone to such ailments and should profit by Mrs. Stephen's earperlawoa. Write to Lydia K. I'inkharn Medicine Co. (conlideiil.iHi), l,ynn, Mtiu*., aluml your health. Your letter will lie opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. A Man for the Ages A Story of the Builders of Democracy By IRVING BACHELLER Caprritht. Irring n*<-h*n*r After Him. One of Ilii! members of a Deft! church in Alabama was tnlklnji to the minister one iiuy of ili«> temptation Satan placed in one's path, Mtien the piiMf r.r grunted Impnllonily -vwixl re- plied: \Kniku make me tired representln' Katun KM i'iini|ln' after dam with a pitchfork. [) • truth IB, my friend, dere IN HO nii.ny people, pulllh' at da devll'K CMttalll dal he ulii I got lirlli'h time to chase anybody.\ ASPIRIN Name \Bayer\ on Genuine Warning I T T nle«.H you MM tli \ name \lluyer\ on package «>r 00 tablets you aro aot getting gamUw Aspirin pre- •crihed by physicians for twenty-one years iind proved snfc by million*. Take Aspirin only U told In the Buyer package for Colds, Headache, .Neural tjln, Rheumatism, Karachi', Toothache. LombagO and for I'uln. lhindy tin boxes of twelve Itayer TnbletH of As- pirin cost few rents. DrUggiStS nlso mil larger pafktgta. Aspirin Is the trade murk of Haver Manufacture of Molioacetlcinlilestir of Salleycucld. Wh.ii Happens to 'Em. All obscruinl Hoshm milt TOO WSJ speaking in eundeuiiiatton ul the Bid to :i young girl <<( her acquaintance, \The Illrt,\ snlil she. \hns a g I ti in Hie present a surl of no.nl • line, according to her view hill » hill abOUl 11><* future, my dour? Ahihj a Kiri IN on the shdi today becouuu aha ki'pl men <>M the ruck \ r-lrrihi y.\ To Have a Clear Sweet Skin Touch pimples, reilneHH, rough&eai or Itching, If liny, with UuUcuro (Hilt nient, then luitlie with ('iillrjjni Soup mid hot water. Hlnse, dry/frnjtly anil dust on a little Oatteura \rn)<utn to leav e a bUCUiatlng ttagrtUaCe OB «liln Everywhere Mta encli. Most Intelligent Animal. Srh>nil -Is su> thllt Ihe clillupiin/.ee Is superior to liny oilier niiliiuil ex rept liillll. Next In order inines the gorilla, then Hi.' uraiiH uutaug, The gibbon, still iinoihi'i' vurluty or ape conies fourth It Would Seem So. Our ohsenation yf Hint a couple ol modem lovers orra train can be ai demons! nil lie ll lii ii land of tinn a prairie country Bf> •Is HIIIIIIS News GENUINE BULL DURHAM tobacco makes 50 flood cigarettes for 10c 1 7— \HONEST ABE\ Synnpala Hitinann a\ni1 RnfRh Travlor, with their two children, J'ial«h «n<1 H«l»*y, tr«v«l by wanon in II,n summer <>t i«-ii fiom theli l,i.m.. In V»r«.|,i,n VI . Kl tlm WMI. if,* land \1 plenty Tlmir 'li-ajtlnallnn la tha Country of th<- HniiKHin.,11 In Ililnota At Nlit**r* Knlla II,..y m«et a i,nrty ,.f Imtnl- «miil«jiii,i,r,K theltl . ITOUth ii.-.m.-.l John Mf Nafl. who ilwi dec I<1*S 10 ( 0 lo Hi* HHIIKKIMOII country All ,.r the part* luffer rr..m r.'v<r th'i tin lira or ,• youth, n,,n> N—A - • In ftin him ahiK'i of rVv.T, and hn avcomp ,!,,••• tns Trs I loi •< Thi v mi ii New Ralotn, III nols, and wri, om«d by i/ouns \ \b*f Mnooln The Traytori sr« Introil n , A to nverynaa an,I •!.•• J,In lu ». \I- at CHAPTER III—Continued. \Welcome ' nnd liere'i (lie be-<r «t the fireside.\ he BBld to Sun \My wife nnd daughter are Sway for n visit nnd for two days I've had th cabin lo myself. Look, ye worshipers of fire, and sea how fine It In now The homely cabin IH a place of beauty Whnt s hen ven It Is when the fin men tin- leaping! Here \n Hogarth's lln of beauty; nothing perpendicular ,or horizontal.\ tie took Abe's hand and went on: \Mere. y« lovers of romance, In one of the story-tellers of Ispahan who has In him the wisdom of the wiunler Ing tribes. Me cltn tell you a tale Hint will draw children from their pls.v and old men from the. chimney eORier My hoy, \take a chair nc-il to Mr. Traylor, Mr. Traylor, yon (and up us proud and firm s i u IK pine. I believe you're n Yankee \ •:.so do i,\ said Samson, \i f you iok all tin- Yankee out o 1 me I'd have Bn empty skin.\ Th«n Ahe- began to show the IT#r IIIK peculiar nrt In tlieWe \voHIH\\ \Stephen Nucklea used to aay: Qod's grace embraeea the ISICH o' the mil an' the uttermost pints of the eitrth It take* In the Ksi|ulmiuiT an the lloltentMU. Some go HO fur to Say thut II takes In the Yankees |>ul I don't (to BO fur ' \ Kiiinmiii Joined In ttie good nntureu laughter that, followed. \If you deal with some Yankee* you t«k» your life In your bands,\ he unld. \They can nerve Qod or Mam non aiul.I' gtteaa they have gtv4ll the levll aoma of IIIN best Ideas. lie •eeniH to lit- p'tiiiiK a lot of Yankee notions lately.\ \There wax a powerful prejudice n Kentucky HKnitmt th e Yankees,\ Ahe went on. \Down there they used (i) tell nhoul n Yankee who Sold Ills OK* mid Was driving them to town n Hut way he decided Hint ht) had Hold them too cheap. He left them with nil drover In the road and want •n to town and told the Inner that lie mild i I help in InliiK 'cm In. \'IIOW'H that?' the buyer asked. \Why they KII away nil' ^o lo mil nln' through the w lu an' fields an' i in Ii' I keep up With em.' \'I don't tblnk I want 'em.' mivs J... Began to Speak the Lines In a High Pitched Voice. the buyer . ' A Speedy h0| IIIIMII much pork to carry. I'll «u» y« twenty bill 10 lei me off.' \ \I |U*SS thai Yankee had one mure SUS thatl be d couiile.l,\ Ittld Samson Whatever prejudice you may find .leic will tUttB \ani-li.\ BSlll Kelso. turning ts the utwcujuwr, \ i have rent respetH fur tits sturdy sons of I Ui d I behe\e I I Wll> I !,, ,, don- raii.n a/hfl uid thai tue |4ua . th e syittltu l o f Ih. i r il,;iia,i,i He a/a! right |l v roots are UWp in .he soil ; II lowci , altuve t has ike sfreugtli uf tall u i,,e or the builder In U« , • ,. Vttlus I i. tidi when I saw Wcboter and heard Mm upenk at l'lyriiouHi.'' \Whnt kind of a looking man Is he?\ Ahe anked. \A big Sjfact, splendid flffir* of a mnn. He wnlked like a mm at the head of his flock.\ Ahe who BlBCa bin \tory hnd lint win. ft Hud face looking Into the fire nou leaned forward, bin elbows on hi* knccH. mid shook bin head with Inier evt while his gray even took look of iiiilmallnn. 'Ihe diary often of the \veil of nadnesH\ OB bis rare, \lie In a very great man,\ Ahe e* claimed. \lluve you learned that ln»t nohle tllk'ht of his In the reply to llnynes, us you promsedt\ KalBO HHked. \I have,\ said Ah<- \and (ha other day when I wns IriimplriK hack from Itmvltn' liifeiiH I came Maaal a drove of rattle and Ituppad and gave It to I hem The* all let go of the grnxs mid stood looking;\ under a great pack, partly Covered with bed tlckliiK Blood In the door- way. \Hello. Mr. r»lso,' nnsweretl. \The po bun gome. ba<*k iiK I biif to IHU- de hum] fore I gits In.\ \Good I Now Htnnd up and let us nee how you Imitate the (Trent chief of I he Whig 'Ian.\ Raid Kidno. The Innk and awkwnrd youth r»ne Mud began to speak the linen In a hlgh- pltched voice Hint trembled with ex- citement. It lowered and steadied and riniK out like noble inutdc on a well-played trumpet as the. channel of iiis spirit Oiled with the mighty arlnk7' \I'll bet you fourDiti Keleo, \You are my frlent take your mom > like No! It vould not bi- curr inde \like nt of the orator's IMIHHIOII. Then, d, the words fell from his lips Ihe winter Known.\. 'They shook our hearts ns the wind linkeH the branches of a tree,\ Satn- on writes lu hill diary. \The lenn, iony body cif the boy wax transfigured nnd us I looked nt his face In the fire Ugh I I thought it wan handsome, Not n word WHS spoken for a min- ute, after he snt down. I hnd K\t y first look nt Lincoln. I luul seen fits wmtt I think H w*» Iliuu 1 Ui to realize that a man was being made among us 'more precious than flue L;,'rl,I ; even a man more precious than i in- golden wedge <>r Ophlr.' \ The DoCtOt gased In silence at the hoy. Ki'lso sat with both hands In tils pockets and his chin upon his hreiiHt looking solemnly Into the lire \Thank you, Abe,\ tie said in » low vViliu. \SometliliiK imiisiinl has Imp' peued ami I'm just a lime scared.\ \Why?\ Abe asked. \For fear somebody wi n spoil u with another IIOK Btory. I'm a little afraid <>t anything I can KH.V. I would venture this, that the man Webster IH a prophet. In his Plymouth mlilreSS he hears receding Inte aever-returnlng tones the clank or chains nnd nil the <iisa of slavery. H win ci true.\ \Ho you think so?\ Abe a Iced, \Surely there are Mil n ho hule It. These Yank nil they and their chlldr. IcrlliK all over the uildl., pirit wi n guide the Wc.i f liberty Is the salt <•< the he marrow of their h Deans freedom for all these biibies, cotnlug oui wagonload, have grown Slavery will have to them.\ \1 hate It, too,\ said »h*, \If 1 I'm going to hit tb.il thing on bead some day.\ ' \Do you Nllll want I Keiso asked. \Yea- bill somellim« I uAiku n better blacksmith,' \I'm trying to make uu bat's best for me.\ \No you're trying tn d Is bent for your friends and for the relgu lustbe and liberty\ •Hut I think everj man nets from lalftah motives,\ Abe i listed, Doctor Allen demurred us follows: \The other night you happened to remember Unit you hail overcharged lira, Patera for a JUK uf molasses nnd nflcr you had closed tha Ito n ton MSiked three inlle« t., uiiir u (lie in,,i •V p/blcb belonged lo I, you do It?\ \r'or a «eltlsh motive,\ :,, | 'i belltri honesty is ihe besi poll, j \ \Then you I..,,U l l ,1 long unlk | U »| 0 advertias »our h icoplc to cull >OII I I lave begun to d,' • \ I wouldn't want Miy,\ sabl kbu \Hut that'i the onlj i\:n [doctor Insisted, \and ««• kiiouiuu \iien vould have to rail »,>n 'Horil \ \There's « htUdt-u Abe nnd »ou uiveli't gol Bl I|1IU llted w Uli |,m, ,,.,•• veiso intitrbusfd \We 1 glliupMe or him . tonlulu , Abe Ihat bar s I, I,,., ui i ,. ,,,,, Mlh , \llulllill \ . 11 • • I I, mplo ,,f reed,.in thai III l,,-i.- n, ha new world llu loves ii,,,,, i,,.,,,.,. and put my mouth to the bung hole. I ni-ver drink It. \Say he added n« he nat down and the bearded mnn hfKin eallnn a dofJgbBSt \I f you anderlng lew ever hit anybody take a Hledge ham- yV I tltik I MOT or a crowbur. It wouldn't be de- ,ff my buck be- cent to use your fist.\ They hewed a tint surface on oppo- site sides of tin? IOK which Snmson i.,nnd. had ' m lied and peeled It mid. raised Its lower end on a cross timber. Then they marked It With n chalk \line ami sliced It Into Inch boards with a whl •aw, Abe standing on top of the lo SlHKKfrlii x hetient h hlH loud lie le t It clown to the \Itririi; in foin Trojan horM nnd mind yon <\,, aol let \' \ Its four and twenty warrior- until morning, I'll have (tome hren I nnd milk for y,,i in a minute, Gentlemen, th|s ls*mj Friend Kit a wsaderlnii ploneor of ti ide ' \I bnf a rdnderful line o goods - vonderful I • vOfinVrful !\ s.iidj.ii, ges turlnic with both hnnfls \rlrst Hiipjier then open >',ur Tn> Jan horse,\ Bald Kelso. \Hr m I must show my goods,\ Kll inalxtcd, \uu 1 I'll iiel j\' i take dem all- averyt'lng' vat i have In doi i • i, an' you pay UJJ price an' >'iu t'ank me. an' suy 1CII, wit DEMAND FOR TANLAC BREAKS ALL RECORDS Amazing Success Achieved by Celebrated Medi- cine Not Only Phenomenal, But Unprece- dented—Over 20,000,000 Bottles Sold in Six Years—Foreign Countries Clamor for It. Never before, perhaps, in the history of the drug trade has the demand for a proprietary medicine ever approached the wonderful record that is pow being made by Tanlac, the cele- brated medicine which has been accomplishing such remark- able results throughout this country and Canada. As a matter of fact, the marvelous success achieved by this medicine is not only phenomenal, but unprecedented. you have i I don't,\ H ; ( vould i dot so \ii right. Tin are Scotch good . gentlemen so rare an' beautiful—pntiug ||kv dem in de world.\ Hu began to undo Ids pack while the little company st \Oentleiiien y cannot buy. Onl dem goudtt,\ he removed the cow Suddenly then In It. To the i beautiful glN ll,i around him, ran see hut you > frlent can have ! Oil K'chly HN llU r Ihe puck. us a lively Ktlr zement of alj » aside the ticking ihe large wicker il. with u merry irmi around Jack , il him. ibt-lr hands in Isn't II?\ said the y of us hate It m scat Their ihe uive blood ami Liberty Walt tin t i I here by the o manhood. ecko n will a lawyer?' think I'd i Hid \I, , my inn, I ecide whal an.I your Of law uml and leaped om .»r basket 11 had cove IHOKII Nhe threw he kclso'x neck and The men (In, ; olsy mcrVimci. \ThHt'a like Hi Doctor. \Kxuetly ! \ Al e . • hilmi-d. \1 mop at l>u\id Huruey'a nn' dere he took de gwxJn nul o' my pink an' llx up d U Job lul I. I you,\ said EUI ith a IIIUKII \A real aurpiiiti piuty 1 .\ the girl ex- lllllll«jj | as a small sl/.ed girl, aeariiiK with red cheeks nnd Basel eyes and blomle hair that fell lu curls upon her shoulders, \Mr Traylor, this Is my daughtel Bliu,\ said Kciso. \she is skilled Ii tin- an of producing intonlshment.' \>'ne must have heard ,>i thai hand •OIIK hoy at the tavern .md (,'ot l u u nurrjr tp come home,\ said the Ann RutledgS says that he IN a Plk'ht pui'ly hoy,\ the girl lUUgbed us •hu brushed her curls guide. Slle W, llXli'lll> Witched Every Move In This Remark. able Performance. Why did Abo. t.v to Indue* i AUu' MS they pul it thai 'ut,\ tha him fault) \ i fin i MI , in think H mii-i ,•., , vi,,. iflOU \o;,., II l, d hk ( . „ Hump,. , n-j i,,iv\ and ft I | )uu i •,I,I, unli I h i luali I \ p ud ilie, ii M I CHAPTER IV. Which PreeenU Other Log Cabin Folk and the First Steps In Hie M.iking of J New Home and Certain Capacities and Incapacities of Abe. Next morning at daylight two par- 1 • I wen) pul in the wu Is to cut tim- l>er for Ihe home of lilt 1 newcomers. In onS pails were Iliin i Needles car- it Ing two axes and a well tilled lunch eon pall ; N.unson with a saw In his band und the hoy Joe un bis buck: Abe| ulih a saw aitd ax and a .small Jug \f r'\<.t I i anil a book tied In a big red handkerchief and slung around his neck. When they reached tb« woods VI,e ni l a 4>ole for Ihe small hoy and carried him'on his shoulder .to the creek nnd in 10 : \Now jo u sit down here nnd keep order In Mils little frog city. If y<\i bear a frog say anything Improper JfOU fit. h him a whack. Don't itlhuv •iiiy nonsense, We'll make you umyor of ICrog City.\ I lie men 1,11 to with BXM and suws Wllllu II.my Uuihed the lOgS and looked uiiei the mayor. Their bttfJB inns. I,s Illillg Ihe sharp axes Into the timber and gnawed through it with the sinv. Many big trees fell hefore n.ii.ii lime when they slopped for lunch- ,. n winie iiiejr wen- eating Abe aaldi \I reckuu «vs battai wtM out a few hourdi ibis afternoon. Need 'em for of b,i;s Ilie cjoon We'll tote a up Ml thS side o\ thai knoll, put 'cm on si,ids an' whip 'eU up into boards with i in* saw.\ Saiiis,,n took hold of the middle of line of tha logs ami raised It from Ihe Kruund. \ | guess we can carry 'cm,\ he said. \lai i ye shoulder It?\ Abe iisked. \Kusy.\ laid Samson as he raised an end of the b'K. stepped heiiealb ll and, rtwtlilg Us aVSlgbJ on his back, 111 Ins shoulder near Its cenler .K.I swung It clear of the ground and Ail Iked wiili It to the l.nollslde where tfa tie lei u full will n rescinding thump l rcniail.aUe kith ta'llll ll the grUUBd. Abe ,stop|,e,l -ii, bed every move iii this pel •formiimv. Th l 'lie Bi | Vcinionlcr had s.i u of iravltstloo with thai and Samson beneath It. Suddenly the saw stopped. A clear, beautiful voice tlutiK tin- music of \Sweet Nlgbtln gale\ Into -ith*i Umbered hollow, i t halted the workers nnd set the wood land ringing, The men stood sliein like those bearing u benediction. Tin Singing censed. Still they listened for half a moment. It was us If a apirl had passed und touched them. \It's Kim— the little vixen!\ said Abe tenderly, \She's an odd ch and us pretty ns a spotted fawn, and about BS wild. She's a kind of a first cousin to the bobolink.\ When they were (,-eltltiK ready to K° home that afternoon Joe Rot Into a great hurry to gee. his mother. It seemed to him that uijes hud elapsed since he had seen her a conviction which led to noisy tears. i Abe knelt before him and comforted the hoy. Then be wrapped him lu hli Jacket and swung Dim in Ihw-'alr and siarted for home with Joe astride his •rk. Samson BBjrS In his illnry : \His ten- der play with the little lad gave me mother look nt the man Lincoln.\ \Some nil' 1 proposed once that w« Should call that si ream the Minne- inlia.\ said Ahe an he walked iilmic 'After this Joe and I art going to call t tht.> Minneboohoo.\ The women of the little village hnd net at a quiltliiK putty at ten o'clock w'lth Mrs. Mnrtln Waddell. Thera <arah had had a sent at the frame, imi beard all the gossip of the coun- ryslde. Th e nimble-fingered Ao n itut- Stlge a daughter of the tavern folk had sal beside her. Ann WSJ a slender, gOtxMooklng nirl of sevenieeu with blue eyes nnd a rich crown of auburn hair nnd a fair skin well rowned by the sunliKht. She wua the most dexterous needle worker lu New Snlein. John McNeil, whom the Traylors had met .,n the road near NliiKara Kalis and who had shared their camp with them, arrived on the NIUKH that ting. He »as dressed in a MM butternut Hull and clean linen und ked very liund.soiiie. Samson wrllaw that hu resembled the pictures of tiou- Cmiuet. With tine, dark eyes, a uioolh Skin, well moulded feutill'es md black hair neatly brushed on a shapely bead hu was not at ull like I be rugged Abe. In u low tone ami ry modestly , with a sligh t brogu e on his toDgua he told of bis adventures the long shore load lo Michigan. Ann snt listening und looking Into bis face us be talked. Aim came In. soon utter sigh) o'clock, ami WHS Introduced to tin- stranger, AII Bated the coa> trael between the IWO yOUltg men an they creeled each other. Abe >at down for a few minutes and looked sadly Into tha Bre hut said nothing, He rose pnsenlly, excused himself and wcnl iivuiy. i i • I- a /ed him. • i t, ; .i thlng'll \••';- 1 ' ff«BL«»»s« '\ , uimrttd poumls.\ -aiTI he 'I II yotfn the sionlesl man 111 thin .,„,,. „„• I'm nulte a BUU ,, i.i u d u b.ur.1 a WhUkjl A Compromise. N,, college man Is us good as he tries make ins pra/ei ar be k» is, ,,,• us ua4 as he uillu Uii girl Uu !«.- Tliu lirst boiiie of Tanlac to reach th« public was sold Just u lilt T Hix years ago, Its success wus iintne- ttlata nnd people •verywlHra were sjuiek to recognise it as B medicine of extraordinary merit. Since thai time there bava been sold throDgbout this country nnd ('aiindn something over Twenty Million (^),(KHI,IMHI) bottles, aa- tabiishiiig a tacafd which has probably n'ever been equalled In the history of the drug trade In America. Fame Is International. The Instant und phenomenal sniT— • Which Tanhii; won when It was first Introduced has been extended to prac- tically every large city, smull town, village and hamlet In North America. Its fame has become International in Its scope and (England, Japan, Mexico, Culm, Hawaii, Alaska, Porto Rico and muny Bttfopean countries are clamor- Ing for It. From coast to' const nnd from flreat Lakes to the <;ii!f, Tanliic In known und honored Millions have taken it with the most gratifying und usloiiish- ing results nnd have pronounced It the greatest medicine <>( ni l time . Tens of thousands M men uml wom- en or aii Bgea in all walks of life, uf- Ilirtrd With Nloinnch, llver-and kidney disorders, some of them of long Stand* Ing, ns well ns thousands of weak. thin. nervous man, and women apparently on the verge Of collapse, have testified thai they have been fully restored to their normal weight, lieulth and strength by Its use. Restored to Health. * Still others, who seemed fulrly well, yet who suffered With Indigestion. iiciiijjiciies, shortness of breath, dizzy spells, sour, gassy stomach.s, coated tongues, foulness of bri'utb, constipa- tion, bad complexion, loss of appetite, .sleeplessness at night and of terribly dejected, depressed feelings, state that they have been entirely relieved of these distressing symptoms and re tored to health and happiness by*the use of Tiinluc. Tanlac Is sold by leading druggists everywhere. Catty. \She has been asked to act ns pa- troness at a cut show.\ \She Is well quu-llllfd.\—Louisville Courler-Jounntl. Kind of fortune thut stuys longest In the family Is the one thut dud made at fanning. Hint for the Grownups. .Tud Tunkins says children have learned to be very patient with pertplt, who- wnnt to tell them storlea, when they'd rather piny their own games. Wise Is the luwyer who doesn't at- tempt to break his wife's will. ^MIIIIIIIIilMllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli: We Pay for Your Spare Time | GIBLIN PIPELESS FURNACE | Where It's Knmjon, It's Wanted 80% Farmers use stoves-AH rurnace customers § We want u local aganU FARMERS and Farman' Son* at $50.00 per week and upward* commiaaiona Our Fumacaa «r« Hiihaal — QuIilF. Our K.DUI..U.. . O J S rUmmtUlSfrndimmUthmmmmtm 5 GIBUN^&CO.J proportion UTICA, N. Y. v%iiiiiiiiniiiiiimiiiiiiiiiniiiiimiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiniiiiiimmfs IDN'T SEE ANYTHING FUNNY COULDN'T BLAME LITTLE JOE Sunday School Scholar Couldn't Quite Realize That His Memory Was a Trifle Faulty. Edward is something less than five nrs old. For six days a week he a HMI per cent mischievous and borougbly rough-and-ready hoy. But Sundays - well, he'd make IttMdb 'arklngton's Bdgar take, a second rise. On Children's day Edward \us ive.ii two lintts of a scriptural quota- Ion to repeat when his name was all^d. They were: \Ask and >e hull receive; seek and ye shall tlml.\ Sunday morning K.iwiir.i reported to lis mother letter perfect - as tlie.v Say lackstage, An hour later bis teacher all.'d the roll.- . \Edward.\ No answer—Kdwurd's mind was tlrplanlng, \Kdward—yo\ir varaa cun you re- al it V\ Kdward stootl up. \Ask—\ he he- CUii briskly- \ask and you shall re- vive and thai will be line!\ Then, ns he sat down amidst great uu^hter on the part of bis classmates, • said, half aloud : \What's the matter with me? I'm it MO funny.\ -Kansas City Slur. The ravens fed Blljah, and possibly oiijuh wasn't very particular. Small Darky Had a Perfect Defense Against Teacher's Intimation of Disobedience. At a soclnl gathering of some dark- les in a Georgia town two members teii to disputing which bad the smarter children. Tom Lee Was proclaimed the victor when be came to the front with the follow ing : \lie other dn.\ iny little boy Joe went' to school with his little darWg Da teacher gits mad with mall boy und tells him to go buck home us quick us he can and take de dawg mi' never bring him back no mo 1 . Little .1 CM- do jest like de teacher tell him. Itlmehy little Joe goes buck to de Kchoolhouse and jest us soon us he sets hlssclf down a little duwg comes In un' goes right up to where little Joe sels. I leu da teacher giU mud again and sn.\s: 'Joe, why do you bring buck dot duwg when I tell you not to?' \l>en little Jew he stun\ Up and sn.v. Teacher, clis nln't ele same dawg; hv'n anuchl.T one. I got two of him.'\ Why It Works. \What Is meant by senatorial cour tesy?\ \I'll listen to your speeches If you'l) listen to mine.\--i.ouisviiie Courier- louriiul. One can't always look \Kweettein- Nothing costs more than the things tered\ mid Intelligent, too. „, . trv ,,, >,,., ,, i r ll(lt |dng. 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