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Ii {Q LACKAWAN-NA PRESS, MAY -13, 1949 .70 tt oTw44’L Wt 01¢ 71”“-' Somewhat Crowded A man in Atlanta took four trlendl to visit a farm «he owned. The vh- ltors entered the tenant tarmex-‘I house and were a little embarrasled when they discovered he had only two chairs. They stood around awk- wardly and finally the owner laid. ‘“I don't believe you have enough chair: here.\ SILENT S By Jeff Hayes The old farmer took a dip of mutt, muttered. \1 got plenty of chaiu—just too duru much com- pany.\ )7 /I _ X A IT'S THE PITCH XE % —- I LITTLE cons By Margarita Two brothers, one a famous baseball pitcher. the other 1 min- ister, met after a Ions separation. Some time was spent exchnnac ot reminiscences. EIE33 5. \ V _ f:?.a 4 A, ) 4» N0! Finally the minister std. \How Is it. Bi1l—I spent four year: in col- lege and three in the seminary, and you've never done anything but play ball. Now you're getting I salary at 30 thousand. and I'm getting three. I can't understund.\ Bill thought a minute. then said. \I'll tell you how it is. Jim; it’: all In the delivery.\ You CAN'T so - ms omcs wma ME! THAT's FINAL A N0 TROUBLE NI‘ ALL =\‘ ,/__ xx \ \~ \0’. 5' '> REG’LAR FELLERS V aemamaaa * u ear YOU A onma I'D PAY ‘IA TR’ TWO BITS u owe YA,-ropA~r 7‘‘’'? .2 I /;\ ‘ 11\‘ |Cll!_ J” Boy: \Dad. how do they catch lunatlcs?\ Father: “With face powder. fancy dresses and pretty Imllu, my Ion.\ SUNNYSIDE by Clark S. Haas A NOTHE B. BOSS SAV. MQDEE; WHOEVE6? THOUGHT UP SUCH A NAME FOR SUCH AN ANIMAL AS CAN YOU TLHNK OF ANY OTHER ANIMAL THE NAME FITS BETTER ?! A motorist pulled up outside a filling station on which there was 8 sign: “Under New Management.\ \But.\ said he, \there's the same manager sitting in his office.\ \Yes.\ said the attendant. nus HEQE IPPOPOTAMUSF RI! 95:» Illppopwws, I I 4‘ Nils 5 ;«‘.'3~ he got married this morning.\ \\l/’ A woman riding on I trolley car was anxlous not to pass her stop. She poked the conductor with her umbrella and asked, \Is this the First National Bank?\ Target Io‘: The Du \No ma'am.\ he replied, \that's my stomach.\ - 5‘ 5’ == N