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t A mm•\<% a: isei-cenwy spirit-bad Boyorot tfons, ois,,of' .whoa* i?Q$m :the* • .'evo' oVWi'W^nty-fleflf itfrilBotay,, 'qfce-l , * fat^ei'KftaAlWjis^eeB a^Wct'4iartpM»3 •„, ye^ajl cJw'iei^Iftw&i^^W,!^ liber--' It waft with ft feeling otcojiste&Ma, satisfaction'that the young* wan rose ; , .on the. morning of- bis birthday «d be- gan to collect his personal. helpnglngs- Preparatory. to.'Btarttflg put to v. the, WOTjlli • A>a*eieP gives-t}#ttoaji}hfeac<|ouftt ?f tin earthquake. i& tb& far emSt*. • • -• • \4toe?<?»e ^&Um$-'sm&$&ak was | jin <34ic«ttft in ••.Mm-i&fc:tt was a Saturday, eveaiiigabout !>• o'clock. It • KX&H pmtit>$ty~JiQt, and x. was one o*f fi •party of paj»ma;.cfatt;.TOen'sit^pg'jp the. roof oi a high hottse. haying-tea- -w-<#e/ we,i:e\fti the. -midst of a'merry r f$mw .wfie/n the wlwfe bujtaing'u'ogan <*'*'• • ; The farmer.-seeing bis son pacIOngJtp »f», We were insmntij 5 hushed ' ^klI»Ufe.trunt, which he rightly judged'^. 'Wd lootog^i».e;afloUw^itlil!la»fe ' r-'te^<len§e:pf tbo early W-tif-fcmoA; f?»«a«4 La - teellsrof ienroy, to^a.a, \' Jifarjrn hapdi stopped at the door of the' 'young man's ropm, and askedwhat he , * was g<>Jngto,dp, ' .. Tho boy very promptly reminded hi? v fameYo£ the clay'of thermontbBind the* yearan&fleclaredhis Intention of strik- ing out in the world on his own'.a<s eoumV. • - *'-.-' -~ \Not much you won't,\ shouted the old Juan, \at least no.t for awhile yet! Xou .wasn't horn until, after }& tfelooS, Bo you can Just take off fliem good Clothes and fix to give ma another, half day'a work down In the potato patch,\ Fate'* Ironic\ Fate at tunes works*'somo strange ironies. . Mr, McHugh, an Irisb member of par- llanipnt* some years ago brought for- ward a bill for tho amendment of the ; Jaw relating to contempt of court In Ire- land and was BOOH, afterward sentenced to (Wee uionths' imprisonment for that ' offense* Mr, MqHugh's bill was sent \to him in proof form while be was under- going Ms sentence - and revised in Kil- maluham Jnll. . Two convict* were- executed at the Ichlgaya prison In Japan, and ontrof them as he ascended the guillotine re- marked that ho'iiad built it himself while serving a sentence for larceny •two yasra before, # - A few years ago a story came from.a . town hi StaffOHjsulr.e, England, of a man who took Ids dog to tho river to drown It In order to save -the expense of a Jicensc, but slipped and was drowned himself, wbJlo tho. dog- re- turned home* . •' 'wkyWHuif •^*jir^'jir.***flMto*tt#. • A cBrJp.u|.,w«W^W«Bsbm''fMeJi es- tate in P-qlgsria, la ihe«BbaMitg of the bridegrepfu on the.Tveddlps .fiaisv . :Wbllofhe : barber i s engaged, upon.bis- taee a da'acjug cyo-vifl ol,boys aiid girls Stti'ronnd, the- h*Tdeg*oom,. When Ills hair has b#n e\i% thii:ple:ces are care-' fully eoflecM % saw -at the girls, to be preserved irt one of the chests- A geptleman oh a. visit to an was w'alfcfng itf the grounds'whea a man \feame np to Win ^ind entered into cpjiversatfoij, ^ ,. After waiting ah^t *•>* «'* e &&*• llactisslng- ttpics' 'suggested-- b^, -0M! bride's •'place,. T th* two set ont on* a touft; of in; spection. the man., apparently an- \«' ty to forty Bibles are\ 1 \ minute. There are HQ different edi- tions of the Oxford Bibles in- English, varying 1 from the'magnlflcent folio edi- tion for pulpit use to the \brilliant\ Bi- ble, the smallest edition jof- the Scrip- tures in the world. Tito largest folio Bible printed in Oxford measures 10 THE JOKfcAS A\ POWER. MghiUr Po»«lMa\Orl»ln at » Plirnne. * Thert i* an amusing: story by Atlio- *n«Ju« wWch suggests the posalblo ort- gui of tlio phrase, \He does not hnow ••nough to come In out of the wot,\ . According to, the entertaining gram- n}arlaa irefcrrcd to, a town In Greece under stress of evil clrcHmatauoesbor* rowed money from a rich man, who took si »#ourity for ttoe loan 'a mort- fagt on the handsome portico which Surrounded the market place, lie was pot «n ungenerous crcdltor,»for when It rtlnsd he caused the town crlcra'to annojance that the citizens had permis- sion to take refuge under tho colon- aide. Strangers vJslttnjj tho to*a..who failed to Iinro tho matter properly ex- plained to them wore so Impressed by the extraordinary clrcamstauces, that they spread abroad the report Hint the •peoplo wero so atupld'thnt they bad to bs told when to come i n out of tlio wet Tie ICnti*nroo*» Kick. Whoa ft big \old man\ kangaroo atlCC- em his tall and converts It Into n sort of revolving pivot bearing tho whole weight of his body, leaving his tremen- dously powerful legs free for nttnek and defense, everybody who does not want to be ripped up or thrown In a heap for a considerable distance will give the marinpial a wide berth. Only thoso who llavo seen tho full grown kangaroo In ills native Australian bush With his back to a tree, scattering dogr, bleeding and torn, right and left, can form any oilcquato Idea of Urn prodi- gious strength tho animal is capable of exerting when ho Ontls himself In a tight corner. Kangaroos are now get- ting scarce In,tlio southern parts of Australia, but they are still pretty nu- merous In tho thinly populated north. Session i>i tts, and- somebody slio'iited,:] *Jty God, on \earthquake}' L \We stampeded. There were; three flights of: stairs* to go down, and -of \eo«rse- moh ; was| Ih front and* blocked the Way, The walls wefe cracking and yawning', the plaster was falling in chunks, -' hlte were all barefooted; Jbtft tUfit didn',t matter, In front of tlie' house \was the meidan, the gi-eat open spa'ce* in Oalcuftn, We van there, A great part of the, adjoining house .came? dawn wltli a roar. T*he whole front off a;n.tws-. paper olilce crashed Ipto^o^steeet.iEhe top of the cathearaMpiW/Came'otf aiid fell through the-r'oof Into the chancel. \Horses were stricken with. madudSs and were careering furiously beyond all control. The natives wore shriek- ing, Europeans, Wunch cheeked, tore' from their houses, aud many of the wo- mon-fniiited. * '» \Tho thing X will never forget was what followed. There was the crunch of.rlpped walls, and the whole.oartb was heaving nud trembling very natch like a ship that bus banged against a pier and* taken tinw to recover. The •awful sensation was the feeling of Im- potence,* * \The earthnunke lasted onlyjlre minutes, though at the. time it isemned Illto hours. Men could only stand on tho heaving, seasick ground absolutely helpless, unable to speak, but staring Into each other's white countenance waiting for the earth to yawn, that was tho terrible thing; crowds of folk reduced to mute horror, helpless, Just standing with big, whig open, affright- ed eyes, and tho brain cramped In con- templation of what might happen next moment.\—Exchange. FREEZING CAVERNS. \'\\' Jabtcrrnnonii Cnvcn Thnt Are Line* Willi Ciy.ttulllno Ice. Thcrp ore deep cavities and tunneled recessps In thp earth fur away from sunlight and held In tho tight embrace of rocky strata where secret hoards of glittering tee dad habitation all tb* year round. Yet down In these queer places the Ice Is as pure and crystalline ns any that nature maintains in the open aiti moreover, It occurs on a truly grand and massive scale. Imagine thick underground Ice walls and floors and craftily Assured col- umns beautiful in shape and color streaming from roof to floor of lofty rock chambers! And under the slow drip, drip, drip of percolating water tills same lco learns to fashion itself Into cave ndoraments - frozen water drops, curling slopes, stalactites and stalagmites of fantastic shape and rainbow huts. Subterranpan cold waves, or \gla- ciers,\ as they are frequently called, crop up In some 800 scattered localities' in Europe, Asia and America, but all, with rare exceptions, whether true ice caverns or grottoes and deep hollows, are confined to the north temperate re- gions of theso continents—that Is. to , ,,.... places where there is a sufficiently low mi ? ar S which is the same yesterday temperature at some portion of the M^_ and }°™ or ™ w ™'g ut s|ve rtee to year to reach frcealng point aud render \ — — • - •- snowfall possible. — Pearson's Maga- zine,- 4 After'the ,t>a«ber. has- finished-Ma chil, fcmtipg thjs .*«IsitorS & ojftr th<! Vprk he jpcely-es a small white linen' asylum. . . ,-• -**--• f clofh ;as ftfpreseiiit. had each p«'s6n * A.* Ichgth^tteyjSia-ehed tk<? fo«t of- a ; gives 4iim «-* trifling sua of money, ftlght-of steps,;«p which the guide-lea $ie« tile bridegroom klsse-iihe.hapd of 'the wajft'taTid at thg top the-visitor, •eachglW, washes hisr face and dons,his' foupd himself out upou= the -roof, a •w^dfa^*feareas^;w«nicbn.m.st,be'fli ! 8ta'> 1 l» l gW of-irjowr Vm. a hundred fee! ctfrately-welghed three times by. a lad. I from the-grouijd. • \ . '.^hese stralige* ctistoms* .are said t3 *s they -g'azed below his comptalo:\ date hack to prerChrlsOan days, but Startled hjm suddenly by proposing-tiv they are still strictly observed, esp* see .who could\ji*uip farthest toward daily hi country districts. * ' - **•' the grbunds-l Not until then - -had* i r ....; ..,.*.,,,..—. ( downed up,onJb> visitor that his -guldei . , Fort?- niMe» * Minnte. wns mad* 'Mercifully, he was & man of 5?helBlbleJpubIi<?atiojig.ot the Oxford ready wit. a'ud his-wit saved the mad- University,JPcess itavg,beep, issued ..to-f map's life,... \Oh anybbdycan jump SOayeaJs and \can be published in JpO down,\ said thvvisitor. 4<Let us m languages. and dialects; Orders for down and see who. can -Jiimp to the 400,000 Bibles are quite common. ' An top.\ The madman'»thonght' i t a good •Order for half a mUJlon copies can.-ac- Idea, and, retracing their steps, the two cording to the Caxton Magazine, be began their Jtiaip trom the earth In- •readily\ filled. On. an\voragefrom thu*-j stead .of from the roof, nlshed every ' : — : —- • ' *Ihe antiscwbtitl^ ^ropeiitie^ ~:]iifytefc' tainvegetable* aiad}fi^teVm ? fti*^;-*^jriiri- e&sT-Js- of f dtly* e^fiSJ WW tflf%# '$&' trltlve qualities*;:, and r thjes ••$jibmfo >6.f\ potash salts ,att4 ; *mM ! ^,eg-3taSi^w,t*;| thus coricributeCto: W>~ itoad %; Wgl|.:| .Understood bS ip^Slc\lans J . barn sfallc. Is noted: tw^W-jssqficit fo^j I thQ malic acid find bteoxaiaWof \p^-V- ,.,--» . ^. jiasb.jtyhjcb It eontainSi'• Hhf acidi^<olpWA|/6ba§;i#^ tfie^ieihon, orange an.d ofhei*sp'ecSekof : -'••-'-.- •'''•'-•' .-»v -tlieganus^citais'ls ciiflseWby *3iearjiiip> ijoiiee JOf, ctfflV*\*ieirf'irf- : ttte}r v ;;-}dl<^|'?: that pf^jthie chit%*plui& ne^efe'P'jari, and'a]ppfe''ft'b!i) the-iinitllc a^clfl in ; tjrelr* pulp\; thalsot: goost^«rW^and'fintr*^^ -•red'i bluet andiWlilte^fwJtiY. a^4nlx'tiHc*e-: ,ot malje ttiittclirlc^clds; thav##ape'C: •torn a ui'ixture. of malic io#d : fartar!c} ucids; that of tlie nmfigo : fi'oni.\ ; clij*& •neid an,d a..very fjigrtlve*eisefttia}\*oliy that of the;tamariftd,f?*<jnj'.a. hiixtprjB-,,!lexcuralo^^.Moni'lh? \of citric, malic and tartafie'acldsr\ *'\' •\Why ih.e s*o»»iioli l,\\*\- Ate old qupstioir*WhIi:h has long pus eled physiologists 16; Why' does not the stomach digest Itself? The wallspf the 6tomaob are In substance not nnliiie the food whidh they contain and which Is digested by the peptic ihtid. The by 12 Inches, and no erratum has A% stomach Igable to digest proteid food yist been found In it. The \Brilliant whgn, Intrpduced Into If^yqt Jt does not Text Blhle\ measures 8^ by S*^ indict, dlgesUtselt •ndJtthree^faurthsof unlnCh thlck.^ ' \' Tho reason for this hasbben sliowu by VTeliiland., Weinlahtf 1 found that o Substance can be extracted from the cells of the, stomach which, when add- ed tp proteid Material, will not allow tt to be acted upon\ by die pepsin of the it i« n»pidiy* ln-ounilnR Men who fear nothing else shrink «toma<-h. A«s suBstanee belongs to fAm a joke upon themselves. Soldlew f * h « «?«\» <>« s ? <*»*f anaferment*^- who do not flinch before opposing giius^t * a «»«» 9*^1 Y^ h ^ Woo to r 1161 * P re ^ enc * inhibit fermentative ac- tions. The presence of this nntlfer- montjn the cells of the stomach pre- veats them from digesting themselves. After death, when thl? substance tie- composes, the stomach will digest iti ifllf. dread to bo made ridiculous, the national hero who makes one tri- fling mistake which may subject\ him to clover caricature!- Ills meritorious career Is henceforth shadowed by one colored Illustration. A comic paper will tip the scales of justice, snatch the vic- tor's prize from his pstendctl palm and rob the orator of choicest laurels. A brilliant.satire will mar the fortunes of tho greatest statesman, a lnngh will turn the tide of a political eouvi-nUou, Indeed tlio JoUo* la fast becoming mightier than -the- pen. The Orator has learned lis value, and oven the clergy- man resorts to It when he desires to Stic the flagging Interest of his flock. It furnishes snlliclent excuse* for tho lmpertiucnco of children, nml In* Its name tlio dally papers deride tho high- est national dignitaries. What Is the meaning of Its steady growth in power and what results may we predict from its humorous tyranny J Is there a chance that oar keen relish for fun may Dually produce a kind of humorous dyspepsia resulting from overindulgence, unless with epicurean discrimination we demand quality, not quantity, and stubbornly refuse to swallow other than that which should appease a wholesome, nay cultivated appetlto in Jokpst—Caroltnc Tlcknor lr- Atlantic. ' The Firm .llemmre of- Time. It was tlio moon and not the sun which first suggested to mankind the circle of the year as,a measure of tunc The sun exhibits no changes of appearance, and his light obliterates all tho landmarks of tho sky. A U> Th» Uatoett Moon. , It so happens that the position of the moon U such that the full mooif pre- ceding the autumnal equinox for sev- eral successive nights In the latitude of Loudon rises only nine or ten min- utes later each succeeding evening. This phenomenon Is called the \harvest moon\ from a notion that It is a provi- sion of all wise Providence calculated to enable the husbandman to take care of his grain at night If there is so much of It that it cannot be handled during daylight- Renamed It. 'TeSj** remarked the thin chap, \he tqid mo t o name toy own salary.\ \Well replied the fat one, \that Was Very liberal of him, I should think.\ ' . ,{ It was BO,\ retorted the thin one- sadly, \but he didn't.seem to take to the name. H>- changed It, and now I'm getting wiges only.\—Clnclnnati Commercial Ti ibune. I The Pnther'a Idea. , Daughter—pupa, mamma says birth- day gifts are luxuries* but I say they are necessities. Now, what do you say they are? [*' Th#>£ , ly , » Noon Hour. An Illinois congressman said that during \a hot summer .day he sought rest In a hammock bencatfi the scant shade of an old tree that Stood at tho comer of a down state-hotel. - \I had no sooner stretched myself In the hammock,\ said he-, \than theas flies attacked me, seemingly by the million. It was intolerable, and in no pleasant frame of mind I looked up the proprietor. \ 'What do you mean,' I demanded, •by stretching your hammock In thnt fly haunted field of tottmre you cull a lawn?' \\ T know the flies are bad Out there now,' he answered, \but you ought to use the hammock during the hammock hours, and you'd have no trouble from tho flics.' \ \What are hammock hours?\ I In- quired. \ 'Prom 12 toon to 2 p. m. daily,' he replied. 'During those hours flleB will not attack you in the hammock,* \I was much Interested in the man's Socratio skill in evading the Issue, and, wishing to draw him opt, I asked: \ \•Why are there no files around the hammock between 12 and 2?\ \'Oh ho rejoined, 'at that, thne they're all In the dining room.'\«ChF cage Inter Ocean. \Father-IJ eances. Oh, I say they are nul- cOnccptions of perfection uud eternity, but beyond the alterations of day and night It could suggest to men's minds no abstract measure of time. But with our humble satellite It Is far otherwise. The regularly,recurring phenomena of new moon and full moon 'are too marked to escape the attention of the most Obtuse and unreilccting of sav- ages. Ihe motion of the sun may be com- pared to that of the minute band of a clock, sweeping on hour after hour with- out leaving much record of its compar- atively vast journey. The progress of the moon, on the contrary, may be lik- ened to that qf the hour band, whleb registers the movements of i^s com- panion and resolves them Into twelve' well defined periods. The Charge. Judge—Officer, what Is this-prisoner charged with? (Officer—Blechiclty, your honor. I cattght him stealing trolley wire.—Phil- sdelDhla Teleeratm. Papa Got It. *~ Copley—That's a jjiretty good cigar, ' yqu're'smoklng. • ' Popley—Yes; that's a ten center you gave me. Copley—I gave you? I guess you're '• mlstnken: s popley~Oh, no. The only dime I found In our baby's bank this morning '-'* was the one you put In yesterday.— '••J f j. Philadelphia ledger. metnn «» vrcatner rropneu. A common leech makes a.good ba- rometer. Fill n tumbler half full of wa- ter, put the leech into It aiid tie a piece of muslin over the top to keep the loeeh from getting put All you have to do to find out what' sort of weather Wt are going to have is to watch the little creature. For example, when the day Is to be fine the leech will remain at the bottom of the glass, colled up in spiral shape and quite motionless. If rain may be expected, it will creep to the top of the glass and stay there un- til it clears off. If the ieech twists It- self and is very restless, there Is going When IlcntUew InhnhHea <h© Enrlh. At different epochs duruig-\tho time known as the secondary period the sur- face of the earth seems to hove been so predominantly peopled with reptile life that it has been called \the ago of reptlleB,\ The huge iguanodops stalked or leaped about In the wealds of Sussex aud Hampshire. Of-these Iguanodons marvelously complete skel- etons are to be seen (mounted In atti- tudes of life) in tho JRoyol museum of Brussels—a sight in Itself sufficient io Induce a visit\ to thnt capital. Other smaller reptiles browsed on the foliage of the then existing plains and were pursued and preyed upon by fell rep- tilian monsters of various kinds. The. sea also swarmed with reptiles (Ich- thyosauri) as aquatic as the whales and dolphins of our own day. And not only wore the earth and seas - thus peo- pled, but there were flying reptiles of different kinds and siies, known as pterodactyls. We Heet Ihe Prenldent EaJ.Ur . One striking characteristic of Wash- .tcjgton life la the ease with which an Interview can be held with the presi- dent, the members of tho cabinet and the holders of office. How they'get through their current Work with all these Interruptions Is & mystery, but tiiey do.. It is undoubtedly better that i subject should be discussed de rive rolx with the chief than that It should filter through many channels, to arrlvt as a more or less garbled version at headquarters. The result bears good fruit, for things are Often settled off- hand which take weeks and months In another country. Also,'it is human na- ture to take more Interest In a person- ality than In a mere nnnie.—Hon. Maud Pauneefote In Nineteenth Century. Ifo Ml«er* In Burma. When a Burman has earned a little money, he Immediately proceeds to spend It all, for the Burmese have no ambition to -be rich and never hoard. Consequently there ore no larg-e land ownefc*. and, there being no aristocracy, the people are as near being on an [equality as possible. Poor people are*; quite as rare as rich people, and the only beggars to be met wrth are tilt lepers, who sit onthe steps of the pagti das. Should a Burman find himself in possession of a large sum of mqpoy he builds a pagoda .ami .possibly a zayai, or resthouse. If anynnoney still re- mains, he gives a theatrical perform- Toong Engleu* An eagle lives from, eighty \to 1C0~ The young birds are driven | forth by their savage parehts to pro <• Mftbr Garrlajjraa ana Mndtana. Colonel Bill Sterrett used to tell about* a man who went Into the Indian Territo'ry to Sell baby carriages. Everybody said he was crazy. It was admitted that there was a fine crop of babies in tlio territory, but no one could see what the squaws, who wero used to packing their offspring on their '\years back's, could do with baby carriages. Still orders began-to come back, first: fide f or themselves as>sooitas they are for dozens and then for carloads, and ' able to fly. No traiphig irglveb them finally .Sterrett went up to Investigate. ( by the \old bird. That is left to their went' Into One= of the Indian vll -j w n d instincts, which hunger and ne? .-. -, A *V<irte» Meter Jo^\. '•>' '• '• .\ ^.^'atec'-cpiupapies. often prove that they baveweohVcfedce. The following Instance shows that they are* eijuallf'J [jacking- iu asenser.-otmnnpr.jApubllc body, -noticing a larg^ Increase in, their Wat'K bill, suggested to title company that perhaps the meter might he opt of order. In reply they were informed that the meter had been tested and was found to register quite correctly, and that directions would at orice-^lfi given to replace It with another, ^UffiS^Z^Sir* .t&'S.T T2i£.T dentlyan accurate m^ter^oe^iwt TOetTtt*te-*sp«ctlv» shelves, walked the viewnr of a .wa^er^mpsiiy.—I^oh- Con Chronicled* rrj/\ \„*^.* ptaliiml Wornhlp Ajao»f the He»rew» TJUe Old Testament; record* show, notwlthstandlijg the various revision* through whicji these venerable books; haver passdd, many indications of ani- mal wofshjp among* the Istaelttefc Which must have lasted for ages 1% fore the prohibition inculcated In th* second line of the Decalogue was for- mulated. At a compitratlvely late flat*' \Jehovab -was w*rJBlped.-unffe5ytl** popular symbol, of a bull,, wliile. tfi4 twelve oxen upholding tho layer tt Solomon's temple, a s well as the horns adorning the. altar, were drawn from the prevalent bull worship,\ Modem resenrch has also proved that the cherubim were represented in tb» form of winged bulls, M. I^nonnant In his famous book on the \Beglauiug* of History\ says that dutlaf the tlm« of tho kings and prophets \most as tmrodly the cherubim, as there descrf** ed, ore animals,\ A KlKlitlnic BUhop. On one occasion Bishop Sclwyrt was going down the river Walkato with a Maori when the latter, who watvtry la*y, left off paddling \the canoe, at tho same time muttering that \If Selwyn were not a bishop he would—well, **go for Win.\ In a moment the bishop told the man to turn the canoe ashore, where, stripping himself of everyUu*ii# episcopal, he -said-, pointing to his robes, etc: \The bishop lies thera; tb« man ts> here. I am quite ready; com* on.\ Tho Maori did uot \coma on,** however, but quietly resumed bis -work without* another murmun—tondon Tifc Bits. Wew Vo«*fe 9**rt«*. The, reason why* the sheriff of New- York cannot be elected tq, two »ncc*s- slve terms Is this: It Is the sberUTi duty to carry out the process of cpurtr* against official delinquents during trial and after conviction. Should a sbirlft endeavor forcibly to hold over for a Second time otter having been defeated for re-election he would be the lnstrtt- ment of the court's process agirinst himself, a paradoxical position which the law avoids by making hint mellg-1- bte f»r re-election. Slow. ' Wabash—How long did It take yott te do that picture? French Artist (proudly)—I am otf gage upon eet forseex months! Wabash—Just a* I thought Sou*** dead slow\ ovej here. Why, I'v* Mrw tellers In Chicago turnln' them things out while ye wait—Phlkdelpld* PresaT % 'pB/t|oan;: asjK|f'fiist; ^^atlyp.* of < Me M*§^v&pP®F$- ,|tt3:.*-*teajteit-» •e|^ftap|: ; :iul^ h&^^m^lw^m^ $tffi$$f, • ijil9jSle.tiB.ei ;tli6.-S;e^v4|^ : lij tfife to %jflt 5ftrleq^^u.cefefiSiv ; . 'iJi^r ^iVJrlr^NQ? IN : ;^gim^I#i He lages. \And I'll be dashed,\ said Colonel Bill, \if I didn't see\ a dozen big fat In- dians sitting In baby carriages, all scrougeol up, while the squaws were pushing them around. The buby cai^ riage man had made the Indians be- lieve that baby carriages were the rlgbt kipd of pleasure rigs for the no- ble rod mgn,\—New \*ork World, Pat's Puzzle. Five or six men were recently chat- ting In a village Inn when one of them «ald: 'fi say, I bets ye dinners ail round ye can't tell me the answer to a puzzle I knows of i\ \ \Done they said;. \1 bet\ We can. What Is it?\ \Well said Pat, \why is a journal-\ 1st the funniest creature in the world?\ After valniy trying for about two to ber a windstorm, tf it keeps out o f ^ re , VJUU ,j UJU i S wi uuuuu HYO ,«• m. m=>.4.uuBa, ussioppea tne court the water lor S6veral days, lflok out for I koutg tbey sadly said they must give it proceedingSi made a speech, to; the so- cessity develop. There fe no .\going back to the old home\ for the young ea- gles. The mother bird tears up evei-y vestige of the nest, and .if they emit plaintiff Shrieks.the old*birds daft at ihem and push them off the cragS or rocks and thereby make theih take to their wings. It takes three years for a young; eagle to gain Its complete plumage-and strengto.-^Jndepetidettt '. . rfoaKe'ianea Htiuieir. r An. English judge; fiwilyitt Williams, was a 'great stickler for .form .in his Court, afid especially that robes should be wornVby solicitors. He was So in- sistehj upon this that one day recently, when he ascended the bench withmit being' duly robed, all In |he courtroom .knew that he must hate been-Unusual- ly engaged, t o cause him t o neglect tho uiatter.. When the judge noticed the lack of !iis.robCSi he.stopped the court a thunderstorm. The indications for frosty weather are the same as for fins and for Snovir the same OS for rahv*- Tolodo Made- up. \Why said ,the ; delighted Pat, \be- .cause his tale. Comes out of his bead, I aonHlt?\— Saare MoniCiits. Iiel.tOr3.Ot1 the absence of his gown and wig and flfied htrnself 10 shilllrigSj which snih fe*? mimfedWtely paid into tk« Boor bo^-GlasjMW Tlm««, _ .. Tiling* look dim tb old folks, Xhs* need have sdme young eyes about 'em to let 'era know'the world's the samr at Uused \a\*. ORIGIN OF OLD SAYINGS, The Honeymoon.—For •mlrty day» after a wedding the ancient 'Teutdna had a'custom of drinking a.mead made,] of honey, Th6 Bridegroom.—In primitive times, the newly wedded man had to wait upon his bride and the guests on his Wedding day. de was theif groom. - Sirloin of Beef.—King Charles I.i be^ ing greatly pleased with a-roast loin of beef set before h!m% declared It \good enough to be*kuighted;\-Jt haa-effer Sinqe been called Sir Loin. . A Spinster.—Women Were prohibited from marrying in tflden times until they had Spun a full* set of bed fur- nishings on the spinning wbeel; hencSv| till married, they were, spinsters'. , Cabivi.—This word w|a- coined in Charles II.'B feign and 'applied to his cabinet council. It-Was riiade out of the initials of their names* vvblch wetfe* CltETord,- Arlington, Buckingham,- Aiib.- ley. Lauderdale. * ..\ -™* ^ • \ .\ A (iSInnt Emperor. •» , • MttxIminu'Si the giant Soman: em.- t peror, could twist coins hito corkscrews,; powder hard'rocks between'his flri^lcK: and do other sefemmgly impdlsiShi things. When angered, her ofteiii*brok» the jaw ofjiirorse or the skuil of an; Ox With his fist HIS tflfe'sVbtocelet?SerVed him fdr a ring, shd everytday heratr! Sixty pounds of meat- and drank an ambhoi'a of \Wine. •^.X ' .'.^*il^*.AJ^*Ie-i-^.^oj»^'li t . : ? (. . \ '%^jlu1ft-,4|i^fiUi;a;'-b^Tlmfaiif-lo- | gen- *feralft?e too cOtffldentIy,,.bufc*;tli'ia*et|ire Shppkeepe*** W'Getfta'ny WIJQ wake' uo r^^-^oTStr-tcWWow*^ «ftehtgoods. '< A» instance f*t *nis ,1s gi*#ea\ in: \Three , MeXfn; Wbell«i**f t^uthpir\ a'lc*np4- 'niea aaVi&s^lcA Jody\op*« shopping fitoft b«a* be'eWa'c-1 ,-; customed to idiopjJimI In, *uOhd6n and illfe-ff 'Sc*li^afi.cl grui*abie3iit evei^thlng ; tho njah- •«Bb:weB 1 h\eic; I t ;wa*.not fttft 'slie y/Mi *eallx-<M«sattsflld.: Thla--wi**8 nej'rnetiloS. *' \\• \ ;--'••* v $htct*^«IpMt}MU;sheeaul«lgetmogi pings cheaper and better' .\©hjewhere. LKot?that afie •reaily thftugtit she'could. ;W;e!i?el^ sije hkrdit gopd;f6r the shop- keeper to sa£ th'is; She*tdia*'hira that /hut st«*. lacke* *s»W^ -Be*ec<-dlfi not argue-with Jaer. -HOjldlaot; contradict t \ i '. TTftJlflt •tfif»ff'nMi*-h«f.fc »\t» their replaced th^ boxes on shelrcs. \#«lked. into the little, parlorrbehlnd tba shop and closedthe\ flop*; • •Tsn't'ho ever comlnjj baokr* asked the lady affeu -two or three minutes had elapsed. Her tone did not Imply a question TO much, as ah exclamation of mere Impatience. \I doubtlV' I replied, • - V • ,''Why notf ' »b,B astted^^miich; astoh- Ishod. , ' * \'I oxpoct,\ t answere-d, ^on hays bored hun. In all .probability he* Is at this moment behind that door smoking tuplpe and <e*dlng;the psp^E?' • •.\What^n extraordlnary-Bhopkeeperr' said my friend a«shegtlther^iier par- cals togetber *nd indlghaatly w*lked out. \Itlrthelrway Iexplaused, \There are the goods. If yod want them, ypu may have them. If you do not .want them, thjt-y would almost rather that you did not come and talk about them.\ - WUSINGS, #lttl-iat *r**tads4s the cruftl.surgery ortpeecb.\ - Heaven belp the matt whow friends •re all enemle»» , ijlC-yon must refuw a favor, learn the art of being poUt* about It JThs money that make* one mare go often mak**-e»*_other ma^ *top. You hair* not lost your fortune* at long as you iher* not kwt your life. Make chum* of your wlff and chil- dren and know tht- whol* charm u( home-. . There It no such thing at ease wttbio the belief of men aud Women wbose hetrtt ar« tmselnsh. Men of small minds »r* alow to sn In any mto\mbr# than they *«** ijipabio of teeing In tbcmtelves, Xon can bet your boot*, my boy. your bou knows what you ar» about You d<itffrfosl tai&t you foxil yourself. TO be tmportaat Icotte Ibtng; to took Important I* another thlng^but to feel Important-, t&sre you bav« the fellow Who really «ajoyt id* own society.-- JMttva A*«tv«Haa 'Trmm Ctim%mn. A black a«r«r utM bit knee* whet climbing, irtlrttrrtl. •mail in firth. bt «om»tlm^» *dtet a vine, l-mnlng It around the tree and holdlnj on to It n« he ascend*; The most common'way, bowevfrr. It ta ttcthd by meant' of notches cut Into-the tree or b«rk about rua end a- half Inche* deep *nd about >hr«t J*t«t aptot' Ht>Iiir axWupoti the tidt- hf tattndt atcflBdinii th* cumber cuts '* stitch with lilt toma- hawk about th* htighfc o f hhi wtltt and another o n a hsvtl with hit bead', but a Jlttie to the rigsbt or left of th* lower aotcTi;'tt'ti'« c«l«\ may be. The«* BotohBii ara mxfe by a few tans of th* hatchet -firtt boruwntiily\ and* then down it an agla of forty-Jive degrees, itftving cut- tiHf ttatf lower bhes. tht ascent Is made by standing on the ball of the foot \with tht great toe uf tht notch? wJUI« the cUnjbercwCt a fresh noteir Ttvel jrltbr $&K head, *nd so ot until the lower branches ar« gained. Often the gum trees run eighty feet from the ground up to the lowest limb, the frank* oF tht tree-b*In*gl perfectly tmoothi - These notches are cut with jrxeat regularity, jfer, measured on a ftJien-tre(s-,--the distance-between them Seldom varies lialf fin lncfa.~ In teas- cehulng a tree fresh cuts-are made for every tre-ah ascent i- .,»' .~JB*« \W«Ja» CamTaa, The travelet lu'lndia'la «*arpr!sed to fee ttStmeh'wcarcombiM melr balr much more than womon do. ACingo- itte gehtlfeinttn wfeara \vrliW tfd know tt me circular wmbr and-ah Very or- namental back comb of tortoise sheb to gather? hls-curly locks together. B t weara af ulI*b*irdalSo\f bPtiSs servant must trim hit own beard aTid is only allowed to wear thfedrculaE'Comb*. Very A«entlv«. - •••--.'- -, \Mr. Tiffitf Is' awfully attehttv« *& that rich old maiden auttfc \>of -TitM Havenityou adticedlt?\ \Tes; he believes people .can be kflie^j by tod^ess.^^T:pW% s^a Co1w%. Tlie Jlantlla*. . ' . . , Airtight. compiirtmeBt. Bblps were _ thg8SSte4*.\JSy; gii -#**»*nyn^ortf of the ntutllus. The shell of this prudent an- imal hat several. Compartments' into, * which^lr ulr*'«v»te¥m^bfrWapttifted to- allow the occupant to sinfc.Bir: \fld'at as. : It'pleaset. -Bach chamber It \oecupieili • mjSuccestloh by the animal. As It in- ; -ct«aSei> -In-. ^Mi«--fem6yet'^.'it?-*larger 1 chapb'er. -• ' '%• , . *^if-»*-%*^i»o6*o-c''Ofc' • \tba/aiyJSJj^m^^fisIt malc^peo- ghXcall the Bete£dugwynde!''*-'iioeforr ••Paw*B!I«^ a, •person,of a iup^psediy hopeless case off ^1*? ••^r**' Jar •Janoy} nobby s . The ever see stales, 1 ors are 'Hade of finish( \*PB1 ^-i—1 P I* • %%*%V( BOS HEW PITTS BUf m Sill Old t OLD ! VB Richmonc ... ATI BteomerSsai from Pier S(l|l NaWZorki, Jfor ftl Old Dom 8fBSA0H H.B.WJLLX11 •\**-«**; -- -* - ' r«f -'Jt'' '-••\•0 L*ft ».)- o:-
