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***v&*. iiiiiii^ipM'ii^iiii'iiiliiilit' 55SS 1 niCliiljl'JW, ' ••;*%.„ BAKgft;* f?ENSQN, $»«P>]». . / Entered EeDmary 4, 1008, a* Medinad N. Y.. as,tfe'c«Utf-elass matter, wte 1 Act of dongrjssa of March 3,1870. . *• suBBORmvm Htm By mail or carrier: $3.00 a year; ftfor six months; 60 cents for three months, invariably in advance, , Advertising Bates on AppUcatiopi Republican Nominations. ; • JPor Member of Assomblyj , 0£&RLES S. BBIPGJEMAN. >* For Coroner. EDWAED MUHSON. Su. 13 20 27 Mo. 7 14 21 28 T%, mi 11 8 15 22 29 1 •9 16 I 30 Tb. IB 17 24 Fr> Sa, -4 11 18 25 t 12 19 26 ©0a €§& 14 2 MfOON'8 PHA8E8, g 7i30 p*ra« m. OJJBW nn lllSO m>Moon ' ^M p.m. .y Quarter 28 fc'm. CROP REPORT8. Condition of 8prlng and Winter Wheat »t Harvest Below 10 Year \ Average, Washington, Sopt. 10£—Tho monthly roport of tho chief of the bureau of statistics ot the department, of agri- culture will show tho condition of corn on Sopt. 1 to havo been 801 as com jtarod -with 78.7 on Aug. 1. 1003; 84'.3 on Sopt. 1,1002, and a 10-ycar average Of 70.8. Tho average condition at harvest of \winter and spring wheat combinod was 74,7 against 80.0 on Sopt. 1, 1902, afid a iO-yoar average\ of 7S.3. Tho average condition of tho oat erop on Sopt. }. was 75.7 against 70.6 on Auc. 1,1003; 87.2 on Sopt. 1, 1002; 72.1 at tho corresponding data in 1001 and a 19*yottr avorago of 80.6. Tho avorago condition of barloy on Sopt 1 was 82.1, against 83.4 on Aug. 1, 1003; 80.7 on Sept 1, 1302, and a iO-yoar avorago of 82.2. •Tho averago condition of rye on Sopt 1 was 84.1, against 87.3 ono •month ago; 00.2 Sept. 1, 1002, and n 10-year average of 8G.B. Tho avorago condition of buelnwheat on Sopt 1 was 01.0, against 03.0 ono Month ago; 80.4 on Sept. 1, 1302, and a 10-ycar nvorago of 84.4. Tho nvorago condition of flax on Sopt 1 ma 80.5, against 80.3 ono month ago and S0.2 on July 1, 1903. Tho avorago\ condition of potatoos on Sopt. 1 was 83,3 against 87.3 ono month ago; 89.1 on Sept 1, 1302, and n 10-ycar nvorago of 76.0. ROOSEVELT'S DOCK. Cousin of the President Seek* to Re- strain Highway Commissioner* Now York, Sopt 11. — W» Emlon Itoosovelt, n cousin and neighbor of I'rosldont Roosevelt, is Booking a re- straining order to preveBt tho high- way commissioners of tho town of Oys- ter Bay from Interfering with Ms dock en Oyster Bay, near Covo Neck, which Lo claims Is also 'used by his cousin, the president, his family and his iruBBts, Through counsel he applied to Jus- tice Horrlck at thu special torm of tho supreme court for an order restrain- ing tho commissioners from interfer- ing With the dock or from tearing down any portion of It Tho \applicant's property adjoins that of tho president. Tho dock. It Is claimed by the commissioners, inter- fores with the use of a highway along tho shore. Justice Horrick reserved decision. Corpses Sttflpj>ed of Clothes In .\' Which THejriife fifessed. GRIMES OF UNSPEAKABLE TURK. Funeral of Bishop Clark.' Newport, It. L, Sept 11.—To honor the memory of him who for years atafl been tho Nostor of the - Anglican iprelates throughout the world, many iilshopa, priests and laymen of the Episcopal communion and friends'at- tended' the obsequies of the Right Rov, Thomas March Clark, D. D„ LL, D., of the.diocese of ^thode Island and pre- siding 'Mshop ot the Anglican church in'the United States, here yesterday. Interment was at St. Mai(y*« church- yard In Portsmouth. The honorary (beaters -were Bishops Bre'wster ef-Con- sieetlcut; Nlles of New Hampshire, Burgess of Long Island, Vinton of \Western Massachusetts; Johnson of Los Angeles, Walker of Western New lYork and Leonard of Ohio. ' * Senator Hanna Far From Well. Cleveland, Sept. 11,-^.Senator Hanna Has denied a printed statement to the • effect that ho had decided not to apGak at thedeaio^lbnof the McKinley mon- umeht'W'Toledo next Monday, be- caij|6V&e : reported, he feared that he ^oitl^stje oyercomo by hi$ ; feelings ani;faH to''do the subject/ Justice. \While Rtf. Banna continues to slowly •regain lu> Strength he-is apparently <fa| {*$£.- Wjjh Ravishing, Pillage and NUjrder Every? whew In M^nasilrr-Chplstlan* Fear a General Massacre'by the Mussul- maol—70,000 People. In the Fields Without Shelter and Starving. Bona, Bulgaria, Sept *l-iA Euro- jean merchant: who left Monastir Sep- tember, g has arrived at. Sofia and has' given an account of the te*rrible con-'j ditlpns prevailing in the vilayet of Monastir. He says Hilml Paaha'js ad- ministration has greatly disappointed the\ Christians, who expected that he would'make an improvement in the situation. \ He, however, is following tho lines of his predecessors and the greatest ^xcosses^thut haye evei been com- mitted ha^e happened since hla ar- rival, , Thrpughout the vilayet of Monastir the Turkish soldlera are daily per- petrating almost inconceivable atro- cities. They dishonor the young girls in tho p'resence of their iparents and pillage and murder everywhere, Even funeral processions are halted and tho corpses stripped of the new clothes in which they are dressed ac- [cording, to tho Macedonian burlaf cus- tom. The prio&ts' vestments are seta oil and the soldiers sell aft their plunder openly, the officers apparently consenting. The informant says ,tho Chrlatlan Inhabitants are terror strick- en, hourly fearing a general massacre by tho Mussulmans, whoso fanatical hatrod of tho Christians has. reached tho highest point ' Streets of Monastir Deserted. The shops aro dosed in Monastir, business U suspended and tho streets aro dosortod. Even the consuls do not daro to venture outalde tholr homes. Tho country people aro afraid to come to tho city lest they should bo robbed and murdered on tho way, Buropoans desiring to see tho burned villages aro prevented by tho authorities on vari- ous excuses. Tho British consul want- ed to go to Smllovo, but Hllml Pasha Informed him that ho could nor guar- antee his snfoty, as tho revolutionaries bad plotted to bill him. Tho informant continues that it/Is estimated, that thoro aro over 70,000 people In the fields without shelter and starving. Hilml Pasha haa prom- ised the consuls that ho will assist' tho destitute people, but ho has dono nothing, even refusing to allow them to ontor tho town and bog for food. Many cruoltloa perpetrated by Christians aro attributed to Crock nplos, headed by a CI rook' bishop, who with tho Greek consuls, it Is said, aro paid by tho port© for tholr services. Tho Greeks aro accused of inventing reports for tho purpoao of finning the Mussulmans' hatred of tho Bulgarians. Tho Turkish functionaries openly scoff at tho Idea of reforms from European Intervention, declaring that Should armed European fnrcet como tho Turks would Immediately burn, destroy and maasacro, leaving only baro fields throughout Macedonia. The continuous roports of whole- sale massacres of tho Bulgarian popu- lation and tho destruction of Bulgar- ian villages in Macedonia, are caus- ing considerable excitement in politi- cal and general circles here, Promler Potroff Is stated to have in- formed the representatives ot the pow- era in Sofia that neither tho govern- ment nor the Bulgarian people can witness with indifference tho annihil- ation of tho Bulgarian element in Macedonia and the devastation of tho country, and unless the vowera can find some means pf restraining Turkey's terrible repressive measures Bulgaria will be forced to depart from ber present attitude of strict neutral- ity. 111 ylltages Surned. Every day brings new* of fresh massacres and outrages in Macedonia. Tho revolutionary organizations yes- terday published elaborate statistics giving the names of HI villages burn- ed by the Turkish soldiery, the num. ber of houses In each the date of &0 incendlerlsm and particulars of the number of persons murdered In each case. The Sofia government has hitherto withstood all the attempts on the part , of the Macedonia committees to. draw Bulgaria into a \way with Turkey, but the condition of affairs is dally becoming more critical and the position of the ministry more difficult Much confidence Is .expressed that the approaching vtaU of the czar to Vienna will result in the peaceful so- lution of the difficulties. Telegrams from the frontier indicate approaching disturbances in; Northern and Eastern Macedonia. The great forest of Pirin ia burning. / At Bukovit the Insurgents surprised a body o£ Bashl-Bazouks pillaging the village. The latter wore attacked and many Were killed. Near Midesch, Dis- trict of KoatUr, it is reported that a band, has defeated a detachment of Turkish 'troops, who had about 60 killed, Many Wounded Turks arrived at Monastlri.flUins.tho hospitals* The. population in the District of Veles Is reported to he in a terrible condition. Nearly all their villages have heett. plundere4 and destroyed. The old men, women and children were brutally flogged by th#J6*j4iers and many ^reWllpd, ,;, ,:•••<•, i Andrew P. WftJte Will Go to (Sfrmany. Ithaca, N, Y.(. ISept. IL—Fornaer Am- bassador Andrew} B. v WWte, Instead of lecturing inyCornall and Yale during the coming year, will sail for Germany about the.j*iddla Of October. Be 'will spend the^ winter with his family in Italy., The^executive\:committee of the board of .trustees of Cornell university has announced the fallowing appoint- ments; /John i., Wheeler, instructor in. experimental' engineering; Walter .Rautenhanoh, instructor in designing; Dr, #, (^\Wilson assistant in materia medica and pharmaceology; James A, Truetnan, assistant in animal husband- ry; and dairy industry; S. Pearson, professor of dairy industry. •Suspension x>t Wllloughby Bank. WiUoughby, O., Sept. 11.—The bank of. Wl.Uoughbyj failed to open and a .notice of suspension was posted on the door to the banking room. The auspension is said to be a. direct re- sult of the failure of the Mexican Clay Manufacturing company, for which a receiver iwas. appointed Wednesday in Cleveland* with debts aggregating $1,- 000,000. The bank held much of the Mexican company's paper, it was es- timated that the aaBets would amount to $250,000 and liabilities $2QO,Q0O. The bank was a private concern owned by S. W. Smart. Judicial Appointment. Albany, Sept. 11,—Governor Odell has designated tljo Hon, James W. Kuughton of Saratoga Sprjngs as as- sociate Justice of the appellate divis- ion of the supreme court in and for the third Judicial department, for the term of five years, in the place of the Hon. S. Alonzo Kellogg, who haa resigned. Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., Returns, Oyster Bay, Sept. 11.—Theodore Roosevelt, Jr.. and hi* cousin, George Roosevelt, who for nearly a month have been on a hunting expedition in tho Black HUls of South Dakota re- turned bonro today. Owen Wister, the novelist, and Grant La Fargo of New York/ are guests of the president at Sagamore Hill. Jett Witnesses Indicted For Perjury. Louisville, Ky., Sopt. 11.—A special from Cynthlana, Ky., says: The Har- rison county grand Jury has returned Indictments against \Tricky Jim\ Back, George Bollinger and C. C Adams for porjury. Thoy testified In tho recent Jott-Whlte trials here at- tempting to provo an alibi for Jett Warrants have been issued. Terrific Gale All Over \England. London. Sopt 11.—A torriflo galo las sprung up all over tho United Kingdom. Within \0 hours tho baroru- nter fell ono Inch, tho wind blow 70 miles an hour and ralo foil in torrents. Enormous damago boa been. dono to proporty. Hoavy floods aro reported from Wales and snow la falling* in Scotland. '\\\ «a**JS;'5kt .$b»''S&e<i1ser'* VeaUf The speaker's right hand man is call- ed ''clerklat'the speaker's desk M and iftj one o$ 'the 'most useful men in v the: house of representatives. It is his busi- ness to jeaoiv things. J»H things; in- tact, overythirig\conneoted with legia- latlonr He.,, must know parliamentary law, precedents, pf the house and must have theni ready at a second's noticBi so-that they jnay be cited by the speak- er or thechairman of the committee of the whole housei whenever a point of order Js raised or a.parilamentary point is to be'decjl'dedi He must know all the membewpf the house and from what state they,:com,e in order to tell the speaker or the chairman how to rec- eptee them when they address tho presiding f officer^ Be must know all the, secretaries of the president and clerks of the senate, go as to tell the presiding officer: when there Is a mes- sage from the president or the senate to'be received by the house. He kqeps ••• As long as there, r/e^ahis the love of heauty in ifce^nuM^-'&iuJ:'jrKjylong ,%ili' 'the jsibry.of Callforula^s^jsry a»4: .•ftiatbr the who\e P4clS^ t cc^t;p|g.ye;.j a source' of tospiraflonVia tbivpieffc.!|3§8ch, minuV Descriptive v%ie/?ijaii:v;|iepa ; from the beginning a miu;k«4'feature: *of the literature of ibis regWh/'Jn-SStacfe •the term \landscape p.oelts',': ma,y; lie J properly applied to this bevy, of soh§ birds ''flfhich seemed to the Ittte MfturiCe Thompson to have -tak^n ''complfet^l possession of the entire western 1 'sea- hoard/' Suffice it to say that if a, vol-, ume of verse were, written by! a C-fiU* | fornian which reflected nothing of the state's scenic beauty _sg- its warmth of color it would not only.come. as a «Jt- prlse to most reviewers, but the loyalty of the poet might be seriously ques- tioned. While all this display of jocht color may seem too apparent an effort on the part of Californians t^-jplace up- on their work the stamp of a deflnlte (locality, and nttiy be considered * by the time'on men who are addressing i'w»\wi «\- w *~J\ x ~*3r'~Zi' +SS w™ •oTr^t^i.ho^.V.orf' #oiia eoaie a cheap form of art, It is thW very %L^*t v TL ftf ntZilJ™ • sensitiveness to beauty and grandeur when be saya thati man has consum- , ^ ^ bm naWre U a*s clothed the west ed his allotted time.. Of till ^these tasks the greatest is to be well In- formed upon parliamentary law. There is no index to.jjarllamentnry rulings, and many points are found by the man who will delve and dig and study the subject all the time,—Washington Pbs\ . Infant Gentnaen, When he was but a. schoolboy in tho \Jesuits' college at Dijon Jacques B03- euet was known as one of the best classical scholars in Europe. At eight Louis de Bourbon, prince of Conde. was a perfect Latin scholar. Three years later he published a \work on rhetoric, and at seventeen he was appointed governor of Burgundy. Penelon' displayed so much precocity that he won fame as a preacher of rare eloquence when he was but fifteen years of age. Pascal wrote treatises on acoustics at twelve, at which age he was busily occupied in constructing elaborate circulating machines, and at sixteen he published bis treatise on \Conic Sections,\ which Descartes, re- fused to believe was not the work of a great master. John Stuart Mill was studying Greek at three, had practically mastered the language at seven and a year later was acting as schoolmaster to bis younger brothers and sisters. John Buskin actually produced a manu- script work in three volumes beforo ho reached bis Beventh birthday. that offers the Uiost promise of its rapid literary advancement—a sensi- tiveness, moreover, that will become more and more acute with the cujtlvar tlon of the higher faculties through In- creasing educational grewth,—Herbert Bashford in Atlantic. I liawbeen. trojuWei^ p ^mptoni* [noli for the past four ^mi,i®. r J,. of Glover\if^ak FarrnVSreeni tfeM Mass. A feWitlgyWago I was ;judyced to buy; a Wp'f^jiajnberlain's ^niaaQliiwtl Mver.^letg, ,1 h& m |?ia66tt;part oi tuem-^d^eejl 'a .great s fea3l .Jjettei\/ If -you->-li^vei .any tTOjr|feif^iiB y^ur stomfte-ii tiy a. box these; tabletev . ^ou are, cejrtai.n : to he pfeaa|a wtk':~ijj&'mtiiy : 'ifak&' gs 'jfem?: for «al9 by Chafles A^Macfc, 'Jjjmggiat.^OMaia^k,^ H.Y! • Septembel', Jeaue, <?f • Qi$ Potir- Tracis, News/,|8 : a- 4$$ Magazrije. 5- ceats a copvi- At JTevys stanrta.' Best yet. September. 5c. a copy. f\ictr Trapk; .News for Sold hy netvstjealois. Abieni Minded X,oM Dcrny. Lord Derby could be very nbsont minded, and once on a tlmo ho walked with Lord Clarendon, bis opponent, and told him nil the secrets of the cabi- net Lord Clarendon listened amazed. but thought it too largo an order when ho was naked for his advice. It was not for him to counsel bis political foes. At this intimation Lord Derby woke up. •aylng, \Really I thought all the time I was talking to a colleague!\ He bad continued, hardly recognising the fact a controversy ho had been having with other mlnlstArs at the foreign office. Of course Lord Clarendon honorably pre- served the cabinet accrets, Uut he-tbtQ bis story against Lord Derby and made a laugh. Ilia Port. Tho Doetor—You regard society as merely n machine, do you? What part of tho machinery do you consider me, for Instance? The Professor—You ore one of tho cranks.—Exchange. Returned Ilia Lore. ' Friend—What's the matter, old man? Doesn't she return your love? Jilted One—That's Jnst the trouble. She returned It and told me to give it to some other girl.—Princeton Tiger. A. filnoiagi SKSkc. In Marianne North's \Recollection* of a Happy Life\ is a description\ of • tame' snake. Its mistresa would Bomatimes twist the pretty bronze creature ki the great plait of hair JUieJSfora around her head and once threatened to go down thus decorated to a dinner party of rather stiff people. But one of the snake's own eccentric- Mes serves to distinguish it among all other reptiles ot a similar nature which have served as pets. It was as fond of glittering things as its) mistress herself, and when she took off ber many rings and placed them on different parts of the table It would go about collecting thorn and stringing them on its lithe body. Then it would tie Itself In a knot so that the rings could not be taken off until it wa» pleased to untie Itself again. Out of PIsu>e, A sentry, an Irishman, was on post duty for the first tune at night, when the officer, of the day approached. He called, \Who comes there?\ ( \Officer of the day,\ was the reply. \Then what are yea dour\ .out fat night?\ asked the sentry.—London Fun. Hark Twain In n. FOR. Mark Twain's former lecturo man- ager to!d i> this story of an entertain- ment glven*By tho humorist in-London during a heavy fog: \One night tho queen's concert rooms were like a smokehouse, and 1 saw from my chair In the royal box. a shadowy dress coat supported b£ a pair of shadowy trou •era, girdled by the faint halo of tho ' tho part of the goats. Ineffectual footlights A voice was in > crowd around their kids, and the bucks All Have nn \Itch\ In Tn*m. \Speaking of Servian names,\ said an observant man, \they are; not so bad when you ohce get used to them, nor are they so hard to'pronounce. Tou no doubt have noticed that all Ser- vian names end with a syllable having some resemblance to the English word 'Itch.' Some of the names end in '108* or Just with *Ie.' Sometimes it is 'Ich\ or 'Ics' or 'isch,' and so on. It makes' no difference how the name ends, you will make no mistake If you give the sound of 'Itch' to the last syllable. That will bo tho proper Servian sound, for Potrovlch or Petrovlc wquld^ bo correct, and in both instances the word would bo pronounced In the same way, by sounding tho 'itch.' Servian nnmot are all right when one gets used to them, but they are strange and shock- ing when put into the columns of Eng- lish newspapers.\—New Orleans Tlinca- Deraocrat . Qonta That Fight. A species ot the wild goat, the Capra ruppell, haunts tUo rocks of tho Abys- sinian highlands and manages to hold Its own as to flight against all enemies, with the exception of the fleet footed Jackal, an adversary whoso co-cpora- Uve tactics and keenness of scent inaka flight unavailing and have led tho co- pras to tho conclusion that under cer- tain circumstances valor may be tho better part of discretion. The yelp of an approaching horde of Jackals is therefore a signal for instant rally on The nannies tho air, but It was difficult to Ipcato it with any degree of certainty. Tho ap- parently headless trunk of tho lecturer told what ho know of onr follow sav- nges, tho Sandwich Islanders, and at Intervals out of the depths ascended the muQcd murmur of an audience in- visible to the naked eye. Mark began hli lecture on this occasion with a del- icate allusion to tho weather and sold, \Perhaps you can't see me, but I am here.'\ Improving: on none l>otr«r. In Venezuela many years ago a wealthy agriculturist was appointed minister of marine. Being a hard worker, he asked at once for particu- lars of tho ucet The secretary brought him particulars about the only war •hip. The details gave length, tonnage and horse power. At this last the min- ister stopped the secretary and bade |-bim write down quickly an order to the chief of customs, \Take out these 120 horses at once, and I will send you good mules tp their places,\ explaining that mules were much more econom- ical, both as regards food and ability, to withstand fatigue. rush forward en masso, batting away with a rage that lays out a yelpcr nt every spring and makes thoisurvivors stand back howling and cowering. Influence of Laughter on Direction. The efficacy of laughter as an aid to assimilation and alimentation hat passed into such a common physiolog- ical truism that no ono of ordinary In- telligence needs to have the principle upon which It works elucidated for his understanding In these days of wide- ly disseminated dietetic knowledge, Tho average person who is not contin- uously \In the dumps\ knows from ex- perience that laughter la good for di- gestion, says What to Eat It should be borne in mind that mirth and good cheer need not express themselves In convulsive laughter in order to Influ- ence-digestion. Ati amiable, content- ed, catm and equable temperament has marked Influence upon the digestive processes without laughter. of two to five days' duration, are offered by the Old Dominion Line —TO— NORFOLK OLD POINT COMPOST] VIRGINIA DEACH Richmond and Ocean View, Va. and WASHINGTON, B. C, Stt*toer« Mil dally, except Sitndar, nt 8 p. o> from Pier 8J, NorthBtvcr,loot of Beach BfirW New York. J*or fall information apply to Old Dominion Steamship Co. 81 BfiACH BTBEET, BSW XORK.N.T. H. B. WAUCXH, f. J. Buotnr, r.p.atr.A a. j*. A. »»• Ca**aclc CnMom*. Mnny tjuss? easterns «»d usages are prevalent among the Cossacks. No man changes his clothes on a Monday. On Thursday no fat or flesh meat must be pickled or corned. Wool is not spun on a holiday. A hen Is always given an uneven number of eggs to hatch, never an even number. Bones left from a dinner at a funeral are thrown into the river, and at the same meal no one dare cut bread; It must always be broken. t Apollo'a Favorite Instrument. Apollo was the old god of music, and his favorite Instrument the lyre, was Invented by Mercury. When the latter was four hours old he found the shell of a tortoise and made it into a lyre with nine strings in honor of the nine muses. This Instrument Mercury gave to Apollo, who became a wonderful player upon it The lyre was used by the Greeks In olden times, and from It was fashioned the harp. A Stiver Riddle. English tram car companies use In counting the money taken In what la called a \sliver riddle.\ Pour or Ave frames are placed on the top of each [other, and a given quantity of mixed silver }s emptied in on to the topmost Shake the latter and all the pieces ex- cept the half crowns will disappear through the wire net arrangement on to the frame below. ShoSe frame No. 8 and everything goes through except the florins, and thus the coins are even- tually exhausted down to the three- penny pieces. Brass and Copper Stencils.. i Crucial Teat. A great struggle arises in a woman's mind when she is asked what her new gown cost She is always in ddubi whether to'cut the \price in baif aiid make you envy her the bargain or doa- ble it and make you envy her affluence.' Matrimonial Dyspepiiti. \Well how do you like married life?\ Inquired the friend. \Not at all,\ replied the man who bad married money and was suffering for it. \I'm a case of matrimonial dys- pepsia.\ \Matrimonial dyspepsia?\ ''Yes. She never agrees with me; she's too rich.\—Philadelphia Ledger. Poor Simile. \I never saw any one so timid as Henpeck is,\ remarked Wlgger. \Why he's like a mouse In his own house.\ \Nonsense!\ exclaimed Wagger. \His wife Isn't .the least bit afraid of him.\ —Stray Stories,. ./ i There Is more to be learned from one living Woman than from a whole Smithsonian museum of anthropology. A Desperate Character. First Henpecked Husband—Well, sir, I've been gone and done It My wife wouldn't givO me the latchkey again this morning, so I took It by force—by force, do you hear me? Second Ditto (admiringly)—Say, old man, dqnf let my wife hear that She'll toever let me go out with you again. One He Couldn't Itoae. , Peddler—Want to buy an umbrella cheap, boss? Merchant—No; whatfs- the use? Whenever 1 buy ah umbrella some- body steals it Peddler—Well, this one ain't worth Iteallng.—Exchange. The BemKnder. \Mamma said Bennle as there came a brief pause In the conversation on the part of the callers, \Isn't it time for you to ask me What I learned \at the kindergarten today? If you don't flo it pretty soon I'll forget what you told me to say .\-^-Chicago Tribune*. Wonlatt't Snow.. Mistress (greatly Bhocked)—In It pos- sible, Mary, you are making; bread without having washed,yoUr hands? New Girl—Lsifj what's the utterance, muitfl It'll brown .bread. • 4 man is at his'best -whenie Is at- tending to his own business.—Dallas New*,^, -., •• , - .' _^A_ : We manufacture Sten- cils of all kinds. Prices depend entirely on atee and amount of lettering.- Send us your copy for estimate, First class work guaranteed at low est pricea, * MEDINA CYCLE WORKS \ A 60O South Main gt £ l****************. 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