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null\' i,'i M-.''iy; 1 ':'•«,;\ '\mi) M•\••' : '<# «ciprK at *«* sneaker's desk* and la ;;•: ; : bao of. thifmosji uscfiil. won In the •'', • house of repreSejitaiives. It i s bis b/nsj. ': ? neas'to know thing's, ill! things? in :> p ;V -•' fact, evorytbing connected w tt» 'teg\ 1 * ' ' V ; teuon. He muk<W6# parliamentary ;'•.'. law. precedents^ the house and ninaf; •> ' hayo thein ready nit a second's notice, » .<•'. so that thoy may he cited by the sneafc '.'••• or \or the chairman of the committee of the whole house whenever a point of '« order Ja raised or a parliamentary point '\' is t o ba decided. Ho must know all the members of the house and fjoni what '-•'•.,' 'State they cqaie | n order to tell the ; . > weaker or tho chairman how to rec- ttgnkff them when they address the preatdkif officer, lie must know all <fte Secretaries of the president and dorks of the senate, BO a s to tell the ' presiding officer when there Is a mes- sage from the president or the senoto • to be received by the house- He keopa the tune on men who ore addressing , tho house, and the \hammer\ falls When he says that a man has consum- j ed bis- allotted time. Of all these tasks the I greatest la to bo well In- formed npon parliamentary law. There la no Indox to parliamentary rulings, . and many points aro found by the man who will delve and dig and study | tho subject all tho tlmo.-Washlngton \ . Vqit • Infant GenluBes. tPben he was but o schoolboy In tho Jesuit*'' college at Dijon Jacques Bos- aujft was known as ono qf the beat clnstlcal achofars In Europe. At OlgM Louis de Bourbon, prlnco of Co'nde, was a perfect Latin scholar. Three yeara later ho published a work 1 on rhotorlc, and at soventoon ho was t appointed'feovernor of Uurgundy. Ifonolon displayed BO much precocity that ho won famo as a preacher of raro • eloquence when ho was but fifteen years of ago. Pascal wroti> treatises 0nvf$CuUB'Hc9 at twelve, at which age he waa busily occupied In constructing elaborate circulating machines, and at Bllteen ho published his treatise on \Oonlc Sections,\ which Descartes ro- fnsod to beltovo was not the work of a * great master. - * John Stuart Mill was studying Greek at throe, had prnctlcally manure*, tho ' language at seven nnd n year later was acting as schoolmaster to his younger brothers and Bisters. John Kuiklp actually produced a menu- script work In three volumes beforo lit reached his seventh birthday. , As long as theWireniains $re Iqy^'o|. beauty In tb> human wul so long-will the glory of California scenery ami that of the wholte JBacl#.e coos^nrpyo: a source of inspired* t{> ffie portlo, mind. Descriptive -verse has vmu from the boslnnJn^«^najtS«ot feati*?*£ •of the literature of. tb^regjon,, Ii*,|a;§ft/ the term \landscape- posts?' n\ay bo properly applied to this bevy of #ong birds which seenied to the lite Maurie# Thompson to have taken \comphjUl possession of the entire western \Sea- board.\ Suffice It t o say that i f a vol* ume of verse Were written by a Call- fornian which reflected nothing; of- the state's e.cenlc beauty or Its warm.ift -iff,. color i t would not only corneas a. sur- '• prise to most reviewers, but the. loyattj' of the poet might be seriously qftei- tloned. While all this display pftycai color may seem top apparent an effort on the part of Californians t o place up? on their work the stamp of a definite locality, and may be considered by some a cheap form of art, i t Is Oils very sensitiveness to beauty an&»g«jBdeuif'- with which nature boa clothed tfie wejt that offers the most promise of )ta rapid literary advancement—a sensi- tiveness, moreover, that Will become- more and more acute with the, cnjtjva. Uon of the higher faculties through In- creasing educational growth.—teternert Bashford In Atlantic. MmxU Tvrnln In it Fog, Mark tTwnln'a formor lecture man- ager told tnts story of nn entertain- jiMnt given by tho humorist In London doting a heavy fog: \Ono nlgW Uio queen's concert rooms wero liko a •aiokohonse, and I saw from my chair in tho royal box n ahndowy dress coat, •upported by a pair of shadowy troti- Mrs, girdled by tho faint halo of tho ineffectual footlights. A volco was In tfct air, but it was difficult to locate it \with any degroo of certainty. Tho ap- parently headless -trunk of tho lecturer tojd what ho know of our fellow snv- ages, tho Sandwich Islanders, and at intervals out of tho depths ascended tlto muffled murmur of an audience In. Tlllblo to the naked eye. Mark began hli lecture on this occasion with a dCT- lcato allusion to the weather nml said, \perhaps you can't see me, but I am hero.*\ Xznprorini* on Hone Pow«r. In Venezuela many years ago a wealthy agriculturist wns appointed minister of marine. Being a hard Worker, ho asked at oneo for particu- lar* Of the fleet Tho secretary brought him particulars about tho only war ship. Tho details gave longtli, tonnage KDd horse power. At this tost tho min- ister stopped tho secretary and bado hlin writo down quickly nn order to tho chief of customs, \Tabo out these l£0 horses at once, and I will send you good mules In their places,\ explaining that mules wero much more econom- ical, both as regards food and ability. 4o withstand fnOguo. -. . ^ AH nave nn \Woh'^n Them. \Speaking of Servian names,\ said an\ observant man, \thoy are not so bnd when you once get usccj. jq tWem, nor aro thoy so bard to pronounce. Yon no doubt have noticed that all Ser- vian names end with a syllable. Uaviflg somo resemblanco to the ^English word, •itch.' Somo of tho names end in \ics* or Jimt with 7c. 1 Sometimes it is 'ich* or 'lea' or 'lsch,' and go on. It makes no difference bow tho n«rao ends, you will make no mlstako if yon give the sound of 'itch' to tho last syllable. Thnt will bo tho proper Servian sound. for Potrovloh or Pctrovlc would be correct, and Jn both instances the word would bo pronounced In tho same way, by sounding tho 'itch.' Servian namos aro all right when one gets used to them, but they are strange and shock- ing when pnt into tho columns of Eng- lish newspapers.\—New Orleans Times- Democrat. ' Ganti That Flltht. A species of the wild goat, the Capra rnppoll, haunts tho rocks of tho Abys- sinian hlgblnnds and manages to hold Its own as to flight against all enemies, with tho ojccoptioa' of tho Occt footed jackal, an adversary whoso co-opera- Uvo tactics and keenness of scent make flight unavailing and havo led tho ca- pras to tho conclusion that under cer- tain circumstances valor may bo tho better port of discretion. Tho yelp of an approaching horde of jackals la therefore a signal for Instant rally on tho part of tho goats. Tho nannies crowd around their kids, nnd tho bucks rash forwo«d en masse, batting sway with a rago that lays out a yelper at very spring nnd makes tho survivors tand back howling and cowering. Co*iack Cattonii. Many queer customs and usages aro prevalent among tho Cossacks. No man changes his clothes on n Monday. On (Thursday no fat or flesh meat must bo pickled or corned, Wool is not spun o& a holiday. A hen is always given OB. uneven number of eggs to batch, never an even number. Bones left from a dinner at a funeral are thrown into the rivor, and at the same meal no one dare cut bread; it must always bo broken. Apollo'a Favorite Instrument. Apollo was the old god of music, and his favorite Instrument, the lyre, was invented by Mercury. When the latter was four hours old bo found the shall of a tortoise and made it Into a lyre with nine strings In honor of the nine muses. This instrument Mercury gave to Apollo, who became a wonderful , player npon It The lyro was used by the'GfeekS In oldon times, and from It was fashioned tho harp. Matrimonial D;-.vpcpaln. \Well how dd yon like married life?\ Inquired the friend. \Not at all,\ replied the man who had married money._and was suffering tot It. \I'm a case of matrimonial dys- pepsia.\ \Matrimonial dyspepsia?\ 'Tfes. She never agrees with me; ehj's too rich.\—Philadelphia Ledger. Poor Simile. *'I never saw any one so timid as Honpeck is,\ remarked Wlggor. \Why foe's like a mouso in his own house.\ - ^Nonsense!\ exclaimed Wagger. \His wife isn't the least bit afraid 6f him.\ —§jtray Stories. There 1B more to be learned from one living woman than froin\ a whole ISnattBonltaa fiatlseum of anthropology* -gtLifo.. 'Influence of Lnnahter on Dtreatlon. The cdlcaey Of laughter as an aid to assimilation and alimentation has passed Into such a common physiolog- ical truism that no one of ordinary in- telligence needs to havo tho principle upon which It works elucidated for his understanding in theso days of wide- ly disseminated dietetic knowledge, The avcrago person who Is not contin- uously \in the dunips\ knows from ex- perience that laughter is good for di- gestion, says What to EnL It should be borne In mind that mirth and good cheer need not express themselves In convulsive laughter In order to Influ- ence digestion. Ao amiable, content- ed, calm and equable temperament has marked Influence upon the digestive processes without laughter. . A SUrer Riddle. English tram car companies use in counting the money taken in what Is called a \slider riddle.\ Four or flvo frames are placed on the top of each other, and a given quantity of mixed silver is emptied in an ta the topfflost Shake the latter and all the pieces ex- cept tho half crowns will disappear through the wire net arrangement on to the frame below. Shake frame No, 2 and everything goes through except the florins, and thus the coins are even- tually exhausted down to the three- penny pieces. A Desperate Charnoter. First Henpecked Husband—Wen, sir, I've been gone and done It My wife wouldn't give me the latchkey again this morning, so I took It by force—by force, do you hear me? Second Dttto (admiringly)—Say, old man, don't let my wife hear that She'll never let me go out with you again. % One He Couldn't Lone. Peddleiv-Want to buy an umbrell: cheap/, boss? Merchant—No; whafs the nse? Whenever I buy an umbrella some- body steals it Peddler—Well, this one ain't worth Btealing.—Exchange. The Reminder. \Mamma said Bennie as there came a brief pause in the conversation on tfieTinrt of the callers, \isn't it rime for you to ask me what I learned at the kindergarten today? If you don't Ho it pl'Stry soon I'll forget what you told me to toy-\^Wcagp Wouldn't Snovrr --< - Mistress \(greatly'shocked)—Is it pos- sible; Mary, you are making bread wlthout'hnVing washed youriiSnds? New Girl—Lor* t whaf B the diflelrenee, mum? If ft brown, bread. '*pte passions* effect on the health la no$ sufficiently regarded,\ says a phy* siolau M? the Philadelphia Record, \pie passion rthjeh, is best for the health is avarice. It keeps one c<>oI. encourages regular and industrious •total, leajla. & |hstemiousness and njakis ' against 'all- excess. Attd hence the' ay^ckjus, MS misers,, live to' a groat age* Ojhe mlgmia of history were all noted for, their longevity. Rage Is Very ba.d £05 4%e,. tH?e passion eau>e« ah inceguiaii, intermittent beating of tjie heart; and; the intermtttency in thne may bfecome chronic. ETatred cre- ates fey;er.\ If we hate\ we grow lean. Iphls hot passion eats us like a flame, 3^eai! is bad for the nerves, the heart and the brain, and therefore we should never p?rjnlt ou'rselves. to he afraid, Bilt the strangest effects of all hj»ve been caused by the passion of grief. Qlhemeajcal books record cases where,' coming Bud4en!y In a violent shock, it has caused a loss of blood from the 'lings' in one person, paralysis of the ,foog«e. i n another and a failure of'sight oc temporary blindness i n a third,\ '•Three Shoet» In the Wind.\ \fYbat was the origin of the phrase for. drunkenness, 'three sheets In the Wind?'\ a landsman asked a sailor the other day. \Well.\ said the sailor, \I'll eiplain that mattor to yqu. The two lower cornqrs of a Ship's sa(l are held taut by two ropes, one called a tack and another called a sheet. The taek is always kept very tight, but the shoot it loosened according to the wind, and the looser the sheet i s the more freely the sail swings. If the soil is quite free, its sheet Is sold to b» 'in tho Wind.' Now, suppose that all three of , a ship's sailB wero quite free. They | wonjd then fly about very crazlly, aad, the ship would wabblo. The eoujrse. of j the ship would be a zigzag one, and the , reason for this would be that she had •threo sheets in the wind.' That 11 guess, la why a man, whon ho zigzags in his course, Is said to be 'three sheets j in, tho wind' also.\—Philadelphia Rec- ord. ' • Vegetable £cK|*; The antiscorbutic properties of. cer- tain vegetables, and fruits are in some, cases of fully equal yahie ft> their nu- tritive qualities, and the amount of potash-Ka%and mild,vegetable salts thus cqntrjbuted to the biood Is well understood by physicians. The rhn- barb Stirtl| is,gc-ted In this respect for the nialte addand binoxalate of ppt- ash wWeh/it contains. The acidity of the iembn ( oranye'and other species of t the gentitfcitrua i s caused by the abvm daacf o|. cUjrie acid, in their juices; that of the cherrj', plum, peach, pear and apple from the malte acid in their pulp; that pfgfoseh.ejiries and qurrants -red,>lackand whi;te-r-from a mixture of malic' ft'pdf.cjtrlie acid's; that of grapes trom a mixture of malic and tartaric- adds; that of the ojongo from cltrie acid and a very fugitive essential oil; that o,t the tamarind from a mixture of citric, irialfc and tartaric adds. An Irish Duel. The annals of the Emerald Isle bris- tle wltU incidents of dueling In which Irish humor, If not at all times Irish' bravory, Is conspicuous. On ono oc- casion Sir Jonah Harrington fought a duel with a barrister named McNnlly., Tho latter had one leg Shorter th«n tho other and Uecnuso It wns his habit whan In a hurry to take two thumping steps with tho short log t o bring up tho spaco made by tho long ono ho was nicknamed \Ono Pound Two.\ McNnl- ty could get no ono of his bar to flgbt him, and so ho challenged Harrington, who good naturedly exchanged shots in tho Phccnli park. The baronet hit his opponent in tho braccB, then called tho \gallows and feared ho had killed him. When tho result was made known, ono of tho seconds shouted, \Mac you aro tho only rogue I over knew who was saved by tho gallows.\ A man i s at, his best when he lis at- tending to bis own busInesg.--Dftllas News. SlnnBhter Home Drprodnet*. Some of the uses of byproducts of slaughtered animals: The blood Is used for tho production of albumen, tho ,boncs far knife handles, toothbrush handles, chessmen, etc.; the horns for combs, backs of brushes, largo buttons, etc.; the hoofs for buttons, ornaments and fertiiiiers. Neat's foot oil, extract- ed from the feet, has a high commer- cial value. The fat Is used for glycer- in and buttcrln. Gelatin, glue, pep- sin and other articles are obtained from slaughtered cattle and sheep. Tho value of such articles made every year represents many millions of dol- lars. Children nnd Growth. The year of greatest growth In boys Is the seventeenth; In girls, tho four- teenth. While girls reach full height In their fifteenth year, they acquire full weight at the age of twenty. Boys aro stronger than girls from birth to the eleventh year; then girls become supe- rior physically to the seventeenth year, When the tables are again turned and remain so. From November to April children grow very-little and gain no weight; from April to July thoy gain in height but lose i n weight, and from July to November they increase greatly in weight, but not la height Kcanlnss ot Several 5<nn. Asia means morning or east; Europe, evening or west; Australia means lying to or In the south; hence we may con- sider that these names mean 'eastern land, western land and southern land. Asia is a Greek word; Europe Is a He- brew word; Australia Is a Latin word. The origin of the word Africa Is uncer- tain.' Some conjecture that It is a Se- mitic word meaning \Land of Wander- ers.\ Unaffected. Miss Spelts—Of course, no one could truthfully speak of her as pretty. Mr. Lovett—\Well—er—perhaps not, but she has such a quiet; unaffected manner. , Miss Spelts—Yes, but It ha? taken her several years to acquire it—Phila- delphia Press. Asking a Good.pesJ. 1 • \How about the rent of this house of yours, Flitter? Doesn't the landlord nBk 0 good deal for it?\ Flitter—Yea; he often asks five and six times-a month for it—New Yorker. Proof Positive. Miss Oharcoai-^-I tell yo', Mlz' John- Sing, dese beah patent medicines hain't So 'count at -ail. ,1'ze been UBln' dls ly palm fate bleach fo' a yeah now, an' it 'fe6ted me none.—Exchange. Not Settled. Jones—Does Be love her still? JdhnBou— H&i her father keeps him on the jump a,H toe time,—Kansas, Oily ^dependent. •> % A Wa^pr Wet'\ 1 ! •T°fe c ' V>ater companies often prove that they have no oonsolenqe. The* following Instance shows, thai; they are equally lacking in a sense of humor, A public body, noticing a large Increase in their water bill, suggested to the company that perhaps the meter might be out of order. In reply they were Informed that the meter had been tested and was found to register quite correctly and that directions would at once bo given to replace i f with another. Evi- dently an accurate meter does uot meet tho views of a water company.—Lan don Chronicle. • ' ,\i ;,. 1 ii.j • GIn»eusr an a Remedy. No matter what the disease, the first thing the Chinaman thinks of is gin- seng. His faith in Ills medicine helps t o cure him beyond any doubt. Given such trust In any pl.ysiclnn or any drug, there Is no question but what it would reduce our mortality rccprd. If a man wants\to sober up after a night of feasting and wines, tho remedy is ginseng. If he has used too much the opium pipe, give him ginseng. If the baby's stomach i s out of order, put gin- seng Into its food.. If tho appetite Is go'ne, It calls for tho samp drug. The rich season their food with It as we would with pepper, believing that ft aids digestion. Tho aged Chinaman uses It i n tho belief that It keeps him from growing feeblo.—Medical Talk. Bunfioirer Fuel. In Itussia sunflower stalks gathered from the fields and dried In piles have entirely replaced firewood. In foot, these stalks are preferred even to pine wood, producing a quick and hot llame Are. About 2,000 pounds of such fire- wood are gathered from nn acre of land, thus adding a great boon to 0 dis- trict where wood Is scarce. Sunflower shells arc also used for beating pur- poses not only In 'private houses, but In largo factories as well. Thoy are burned In ovens specially prepared for their consumntion. True * .rat AlnuKO. Tho nlmamc, properly s o called In tt> origin, i s not merely a dovico for keep- ing people in mind of the progress of thn year. It Is an attempt to BhOir what destiny has in store for us as in- dicated by the position of the stars ID **y particular year, and as, '800001108 K> astrological lore, tho destinies of men are ruled by tho different aspect* of tho planets, so also the human body is subject to the influence of the con- stellations through- which the son ap- pears to pass In his yearly course. A French almanac of 1610 gives a dia- gram of the human body surrounded by all the signs of the zodiac and Indi- cates the vnrions organs 1 nd member* over which these signs have powoi, and this for a guide pour les salgnees, or to show at what periods blood may bo let with safety. But the same al manac also gtves directions senslbl* enough for the avoidance of the plagu? which would not be found fault with by a modern fashionable physician.' ftho. would keep his body In health Aad resist tho Infection of the plafua,' Ltt bht «eek Joy and Badness By, Avoid places where Infections abound And cherish Joyous company. A few examples exist of almanacs of this character before tho invention of printing, although none, It Is believed, earlier than the twelfth century. But some of the earliest specimens of print- ing are black printed German sheet al- manacs, which are chiefly concerned about blood letting. —All the Year Bound. \CnTBoth Wujm. \I want my hair cut and no talk,\ said n great man with an I own the earth air\ as he walked into a barber's shop and sat down. \The\— commenced the man in the apron. \No. talk, I tell you!\ shouted thn heavy man. \Just n plain hair cut Tve read all the papers and don't want any news. Start away now!\ The man In the apron obeyed. When he had finished, the man who knev everything rose\ from his chair and surveyed himself in the glass. \Great Scott!\ he exclaimed. \It's really true, then? Yon barbers can't do your work properly unless you talk.\ \I don't know,\ said the man in the apron quietly. \You must ask the bar- ber. He'll be in presently. I'm the glazier from next door.\ The Qlnnt Spider, of Ceylon. H*ar up in the mountains of Ceylon there is a gigantic spider which spins a bright yellow web, each thread being almost as large and strong ns^ \button- hole twist\ or embroidery floss. The net which this creature forms from these webs Is' often flv.e to eight feet across. This net Is swung on main- stays or guys which are from ten to twentyflve feet in length and strong enough to call the pedestrian to a halt as suddenly as If he had encountered a low bringing clothesline. These yellow webs are collected by the natives as well as by Dntcli and English residents and woven into pretty mats, screens, *tft , .... . . —. . A xo«t ireciilfcoai. Qndntlties of orn.&inea'tsr;iisa»ioflt each yea? at 'the, ffi.Ydqg/W#m?M $»$#$. at Buckingham paiac^inja, : *opiy*;a T&&;, small proportion is recSt(SM., :•,. ;•.'• A. very strange staSSP? •'!# ''still' tolol abejut a diamond, sectoiic^-whieh .was; fotiijjd at one of the s,tate>. bal^.(S6ha,f ylarl agOv It happqa'ed tSat^. ,pf; Qu'eeS Victoria's ladtesitf ^*iti8g;pie;fcf eii tip a diamond necklace .ffijni,*jafK floor:. As she stood,with It Jnherhand a lady came' quickly' forward 'and; claimed If* \• , The finder was Tery firm* hofeyfcrj; and declared It was her duty to give i f In to the lord chamberlain's 'office, aa thla was the rule -with regard to any* thing found in the pajace. The. lady protested i n vain, but the oddest thing was that this necklace never was 3 claimed and is probably still at €&* lord chamberlain's office,. The Reporter and the Doctor. The following conversatlem between. a doetor and a newspaper man was overheard the other day; \I've mot some newspaper men,\ said the doctor, \and I don't Ilk© their ways. They're always, trying to pry into other people's business.,\ \Well * responded the reporter. \There's but one difference between nowspaper men apd doctors that I can see.\ ' ,, \And what's that?\ asked the doctor. \You fellows dissect bodies and we dissect brains. For my part I like the brain end of it.\ ' Then the doctor sat down and thought for several minutes. SAILOR AND HQRSg, ' How the Retired Sea Captmln H«d* n rnrchnne. In \Horses Nine\ Sewell Ford tel!» how a retired sea captuln bought a 1 horse. The story runs: As one who to> spects an unfamiliar object Captain Bean looked dazedly at llamaclea. At tho same time Barnacles Inspected the captain. With head lowered to knee level, with ears cocked forward, nop- trlls shilling and under lip twitching almost as If ho meant to langh, Bar- nacles eyed his prosfpeetive ownor. Captain Bean squirmed under the gaze of Barnacles' big, calm eye. for a moment, aud then shifted his position. \What In time does lio want any- way. Jed?\ demanded tho captain. \Wants to git acquainted, that'a all, cap'n. Mighty knowln' ho**, he 1m. Now, somo bosses don't take notice of anj'thing. They're Jest uuturally dumb, Then ng'ln you'll And bosses that awm to know every blamed word you say. Them's tho kind of bosses that's wuth bavin'.\ \S'poso he knows all tho ropes, Jed 7** \I should say bo did. cap'n. If there's anything that hoes ain't done hi his day, I don't know what 'tis. Nenr's I can find out he's fried every kind of work. In or out of traces, that you could think of.\ \Must be some old by your tell,\ sug- gested the captain. \Sure his timber* aro all sound?\ » \Dunno 'bout his timbers, cap'n, bat ns fer wind an' limb you won't And * sounder boss of his ago In this county. Course I'm not sollln* hhn fer • fotn> year-old.\ Again Captain Bean tried to look critically at the whltt? horse, bnt once more be met thnt calm, curious fa*. and the attempt wns hardly & succes*. However, the captain squinted solemn- ly over Barnacles' withers; and re- marked: \Yes. bo has got some good lines, is you say, though you wouldn*t harder call him clipper built. Not much sheer tor'nrd nn' n leotle too uiucll aft. ehr At this criticism Jed snorted mirth- fully. \Oh. I s'pose he'B all right.** quickly liddeo the captain. \Fact is 1 ain't never pnld much attention to horse*, bein' on tho water so much. You'r* sure he'll mind his helm, Jed?** \Oh. he'll go where you p'lnt him,\ \Won't drag anchor, will he 2\ \Stand all day If yotfll let him \ \Well. Jed, I'm ready to sign arti- cles, I guess.\ l^iieMi plbi iw>a% $itt^|';:#ining on. fSkfc?* attacis are uatjially -caused hf Indigestion; an|;.|^^ s: f§Wets are |«8t\v?liSfeIs £e?d'etf t'oi'ipesttise the stQ»8#p#;|^i!«Ja-ftff#«i*pvoaph- ^aki^mx M&&B 9* M\>up colic mfy i'ft' prevented in. the sanie way. ! l?qr pgieiky • Glwks: 'A,} „ _ <v . _.. gj|t, ^tfem m« jfedina; 'N/Y V-^* *HUI|SflNBIVffR R. a THE FOlH^tRjlClC 1mm UHE. Trains pass Medina as follqvra: EAST BOUND, Wi lira, SToHlfi iffeivqf Bqu& i^rta .|£j., save s|te lte : 'J«r^ye||^dt attacks 8:00 a. m.»r. Eocli.T;80i».m.sr, N.Y. - ; .<« I '• \ 8MU •• ;• sao •• •B;iB \ \ 21:15 \ « 8H» » •2:16 \ \ . 4:16*^ * «*».m. •6:10 \ \ »:Ui \ ,l TW \ •7:19 \ ,l 9:16 « « *.« » SiiturdByB only. TpUnleavaiPaffalost UflO p, in., arrives la Medina 33 -iS Payday morning. WEST BOUND. •lB:4»a.J». , , KM l '» Jtf. Bonwb 8W •.m. •9:19 \ « ' 1WB * 11*8 \ \ l.H5p.in. 8:4Tp.m. \ .8:10 \• •17:10 \ \ 8;» « W.Ialla 1 J8», m . \ »« \ \ 1:10p.m. 8« \ iSO \ MBiyidayj'onS'!, Tnol^WY* Ro«««Btoi> ItM p. m., arrives In Medina a t 1:48 p, m., JtUrara Jyjl*iat2:6Sp. m. •ijdlo»«ai train* ran dally, P^OBGKH.DAKntm, ^~7<., Qeaeral PaManier JLfoDl, Kair Tork. A. B, fltnltlu 0«aml Kanater ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE Of MAILS Office hours, Medina Post Office^ 7:00 a. m. tp 8:00 p. m. Office hpure Sunday, Q:00 to 10:SO 9. m. Mail arriveB^— 7:08 a m. from the weal. 7:30 \ \ oaat. 0:49 '« 11:52 \ 12^5 p. m. 2:46 \ ^ \ 3 . 47 .. >» *.. 6:20 \ 7:10 \ Mail departs— 7:08 a. m. going 7:30 \ 11:52 \ 2:45- \ \ 7:10 7:48 \ • \ Mails close 20 above train time. » «« west. * <« east. irest. fc ea»t. eaat. weet. u east. wast, east. minutoa before • F. E. CotBimx, P. M. « TRAINING A LION. * ORIGIN OF OLD SAVINQS. The Honeymoon.—For thirty days after a wedding the ancient Teutqna- had a custom of drinking a mend mad* of honey. The Bridegroom.—ta primitt*-e tbhes the newly wedded man bad to wait upon his brlde^and tbe-guests on his wedding day. He was their groom. Sirloin of Beef.—King Charles I., be- ing greatly pleased with 0 roast loin of beef set before him, declared It \good; enough to be knighted.\ It bas ever since been called Sir Loin. & Spinster.—Women were prohibited, from marrying In olden times until they had spun a full set of bed fur- nishings on the spinning wheel; hence, till married, they were spinsters. Cabal.—This word was coined In Charles IL's reign and applied to his cabinet council. It was made out or the initials of their names, ffhicii were: Clifford, Arlington, Buckingham, Ash- ler. Lauderdale. Too Mucli Ambition. •1 can't understand why yon dts- pilfrged my boy. You advertised for a boy with ambition, and he\- \Thafs just it, madam-thafs just It. He wasn't in the place two-days be- fore he had his feet on my desfc and was smoking my , cigars.\-Baltlniora News. An Amusing Compliment:. Adelaide sat gazing very latestly fit the gold.filling in her anntfs front teeth, and suddenly exclaimed: ';v?T '. \Oh auntie! I wish I had copper toed teeth like yourafr-tittle Chroni- cle. A Poor Relation. Professor—Can you see any relation between these triangles? • , ' ' • Sfo&ents-les, .sir; that middle' trlan- sae/s a, poor oue,-^qIutnil8, Jester. Ta« Beait la Caaqaercd »r Penraa- •liOB Ratkar Tb«m l»y r«r«e. \Suppose taid an animal expert, **that I am about to train a Uon to per- form certain tricki. Xf I vent at once into bis cage and attempted to drive bun, I would firobabljE be kilted. But I don't do that Before I try to teach Mm anything I let the Uon get oacd to me. I hnnr about his cage day after day, calling to him and keeping in bla •ight H« would see me late at nhjbt and early in the morning, t would give him hia food and water. Occasionally I. would pat his bead, and gradually the lion comes to havo a friendly feeling toward me. I become, ad It were, an acquaintance of \his and from becom- ing accustomed to me the lion grows to like me, and I begin to like the lion, top, Just as you would like any big pet, a horws or a big dog. Then I get Into the lion's cage without being obtrusive dr brusque. The big, dangerous beast having got,uaed to geeing me oafMde. srarcety notices the difference wiieh i am i n hia private domain. I gradually approach him and drbre him about the cage, cracking my whip BO that be will know ttat r mean business. Sfce Hon probably believes that tnere is much greater power in. that whip than there- really-Is. If X hit hlrir -wlt| it, I do notl hurt him. Thereisaknac&lncracklne a yhip so that. I t will not give much pain. 1 could swing a wtdn on yon and strike you wiib ft 'crack,' but you would scarcely feel i t '' \The general principle of animal training la-to proceed easily and gradu- ally, being gently persistent, but not aggressite, Overcoming; opposition ay persuasion rather than by direct oppo- sition and force. It 1s the same course as that which applies to men. Son first become acquainted with the man from whom yon wish to obtain a favor. Then, as a feeling Of friendship grows between you, he Is at hast glad to do aa •you wish.\-iiesUe , s Weekly, Chicago Judicial Election. Chieagp, Jupe ?.—Out of ths |«- <#», didates voted for in the ju$cial. elbe* f on Jn Cook county y^srday th«. Democrats elected. U aa* t^e Reoubii- oans 4. A light vota \was -cast owing tp the wdt Weathe> &a& straight Jlek- ets. Were few ana fa> ib^tifeen, AI- though the fi^n.|ierii.ts elrried the Bounty by. about 10,0'ad toafority', foui fieimbllcan c,|^§idate(a ran ahead of the Republican ticket suBlciently t o w.im . ' . .a«luin>ra Qasa*a> Itome of ilhe «ases of. the, Sahara ar« qtiite'ra*ge,6fle of thein .Being 120° ftai.Ia ha§ a ppnvjatlbtf ; b^ 8M0'. M&j r^fte grahii onions a^ latent Bva, ion; the' least,possible amotiuat of fo«4 •f».L.JU>'JM Is of ! f0€3 It w loo Don't Rjidif not, ^ of us. Vols THE •wit the 1 MIC in? «asy anti Qtei A.J.^M General Passe
