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\';- isssssss :vi/ • . : ' ntim*/\ • , •''.• s jiopuiar mojjKpii their order «*e Jaw*' • .UarX, W«pB5*t'«!»i»ttsy, , April on* $&• ^Wber. As t o the teto. of birjb, frara • • iiabeiriaflii Si)® per* ceiir of- tho cntiaro'n;.4icat<&. sivom e lathe morning to^oopn 24.B per '•cent aro Dora, ft'oin noon to 6 o'vWm, \\ in; tho sv<mlB£ 22 per cent and tfrctttt'Tl *0'clb.ck to midnight 34 percent '•\/ A8.-fa>itio%fe(3ae.8 arauigeil aeeolditig Jo worldly weaitii ana without regard to occupation, it has been assessed that , iOeriehifamllies wWhaveM3 enildreh, J ;. IfjQ-teiBllles of moderate mejms wlljl have 300 chl(Oren, whuelQQ poor fnni- «. fiMnr^hHvo'SfO ehlldreg. hi.'general, .ti>oro-J^ a tendency «moi& j^ung cou- ples toward male children pd of mid- , 3lO ajped parents to female offspring. * • A Stubborn Hnaliantl. '•A most interesting nhonpruenon Is ,' the staljtmrn nUsBand, He Is not a bad man. Ho la contrary, and lie has to he Managed, He is usually married to a clover Jtttlo woman] who Is constantly* oeyistog sehemes to- accomplish tUo things which inaUo their Joint llvg»-a» ... success. v * / ' *] JBfe has no suspicion of this. If he had, he would Wwriaad bo could nn- . doahtedly'enf HOT. So all through life y jho»goeil- on swinging •» turnip ahead Jot lil» noso to nink'o lilm go tho samo as tliough ho wero a balhy mule- Sho is ! h cheery little body, and'she grows ipjuinp ivlth every year, and she does '.lior smiling behind the door or Bho t! ohuol«tos4n her sleeve wlion ho la not ny- Tnd stubborn hnshand Is as Inter- esting as a bug—London Standard, ^KT if Mnrrl»«c by Capture. \ /• Marriad'o by capture Is a v*ery old and very widely spread • cuatoiri. It prevails among tho Hindoos, tho Kal- mucks dud Circassians and the primi- tive races of Australia, Now jZonlnnu ,, nnd America, but instead of abduction being considered nn outrage by theso jifilf. civilized peoples It is looked upon as a preliminary ranrrlago vlto; 'and, as .a genera,! rule, tho coy damsel is by no means averso to-tho mild violence. Abduction became BO common in Eng- land in tho' reign? of the Tudor princes ,,-,,,, „,,,,.„ ,..,,, that a statute wnspnssed on tbe sub.-H\ 10 tho lnteror - , Tu ,° lm! ? to '?. 8 ^ ' hi so proportioned tliat the shell will •ink In an hour, when tbe man on •*\ MiaJrasiias, psoBeiMcfe«a!|c4 ; J%jft#1 •^^rm^w-lMWi ip#y ** «? *»•• fc> the. •p.Ojftafef-tBe \start in ^.particular'year,, and.asr accordtng^l ij astrolojjlcar Jore ( thp desthdes of' 'mwnre-vawfry tbe different aspectf of the planets, so ^isi? tha bumaa body • is subject tb'{be> iafluohee -of the cob- BtellaUoiJS througb 'Whlph. the sua' ap- jiears.to^passJa W«'y.Pftr}y cetirso, A French alinajae of JfilO gives a dla- gram #£, tho Innnajn. frody ent'tounded by ftjl tb9 signs of tho isodiac aftd iadi- catcs^tbe various organs i nd member>| ovprwsrbie'h these- nlpj bave powet, and tttte for a guide pouries ialgnees, or to aw at what periods hlpod^x- bo let with safety. Bu^tb 0 saln P & nwnac also gives directions sonsibl* enough for tho avoidance\ p£-*th;a plague which -wQuJd/not be found; *au,lt .5Wtb by a mcKle* fashlonablo p.bysiclan*. Wtio -woulil keep his \><&y li» bJ?'a.T*b-- s 4.H& resist tho tofectlpVOCtfcoAiagMo, Let biaj #Mk Joy anfl Sadness fly, Avoia pioflM where Jntectiorisidbpund And feherisli Joyous company. A few examples exist of almanacs of this character before the invention of printing, although aoiie, it-Is believed, earlier tban the twelfth century. Bat sonio or the earliest, specimens °f prtpt-.. ing are. black printed aeniwtn sheet al- manacs, which-are chiefly eoncerned about blood letting,-All tho Year Bound. ; E*rlf Time SyKtenM. ( Tho gnomon, the predecessor of the sundial, was probably one of tho earli- est devices for the reckoning; Of time, and It may reasonably be\ 1 concluded tbat tbe Egyptian pyramid*) With tholr great altitude, formed pflrk of a design for timekeeping by~*bo shadow thrown on tho desert sands. The obe- lisk, 'too, to all probability served tho purpose, for as a matter of hlatory an ohollsk at Bouie was actually used for a sundial in the-timo of. Emperor- Au- gustus. / If we coojd step* on board of a Malay prno, wejrfionld see floatlngln a bucket of water a cocdanut shell having a sural) nolo in the bottom through which tho water by slow degrees finds Its w^j j^'M^^ovir'pe im- j.WBi not till ao lato as the. rejgn of Ocorgo IVi that thd'crlrao censed to be A capital offense and punishable with i WORKING WITHOUT SYSTEM li«oUyotf UentatI Control nnd Concen- tration In I'*ntnl.- A mnn who does forcible work roust dismiss n subject from IIIB uilntl when ho. Is dano wltli It. Tills tnereases tho grasp and powor of tho mind and keeps It ciear for concentration upon the thing wader consideration. Nothing can he nccoinitlhthed with half a mind: yotf tirast conccntrnto «r focus ajl your powers upon the thing yon are doing. I'hls you can nover do when things by the score are half settled In your udud; continually obtruding themselves for consideration, and . hindering the thought of present\ problems. When you bnvo anything in hand, sottlo It. Do not look nt It, lay, it down, then look nt something elso and lay that down also, but settle things as you go alone It Is a thousand times hotter to make nn occasional mistake than never to Bcttlo anything, but bo , always balancing, weighing nnd con- sidering nmny things at a time. It Is vigorous thought which counts. A subject which Is handled, so to (peak, with the tips ot tho nieatnl An- gors, nover nmouuts to anything. You inust sclae and grasp with nil your might tho thing you are attempting, and do> It with vigor and enthusiasm. If you wlBh to bear the stamp of su- periority when completed. Another flofect in your work, which nrlses from tho faults I have mentioned. Is fallure to comploto things. Your work boars tho Impress of Incompleteness, nud Booms always to lack something. If yon could overcome those defects you might bo sncccssful, for- you really possess grent ability, but lack deflnlte- nosS. Evidently your mind has not been .trained to exactitude. There has been' earelesstaess In your education somewhere, it may be' p'artiythe fault of your teachers or your parents In not- calling your nttentlon la early Hfo to these deficiencies. If this had b«n done the task of correction would have been easier than it la now, but •tho faalta..niay,.stm bo o\ere©i»o. l It proper diligence bo Used. I hope, for your own sake, -that you will-set about it with determination.—Success.' Joct, and this wns followed by on act at Hllzabotli which took nwoy tho ben- , , , ,.,,.. ,»,.«. oat of clorgy from tho offender, nnd it f WBteU-calto tho time and sets It afloat ' again, Tho Chincso have a water cloOk to uso at the present time, which Inven- tion they ascribe to Hwangtl, who lived, according \a their chronology, moro than twcnty-Qvo centuries before Obrls.t. Tho timo system of early Homo was of tho rudest character. The day and olght each were d|ylded into four watches, tho periods of which were roughly determined by observations oi tho course of the sun and stars. t^iVV tipiCKiNQs. FROM' FICTION. ' ' She took on mighty few airs for a por ; eon In moiirninV-\hovey Mary.\ Ono cannot be happy until he has . V- learned bow, and for that one must lyf*\ > suffer.—\One's Wom.enkind.\ i - If we could only fake chloroform for dkUcnlt tasks and wake to And thj , •' ' dongi— \Bis Daughter First. 1 i There's no hope this side offhe grave , ..* ' for the man who knows it all, On the 'Other si'do tho devil doesn't want him— .tho Lord won't have hlm.-*-\Adaui \ , Borne of us see tho rosary of life only eS separate beads, not touching tho dl- • .-'. vino constraining thread, and are tnken I by surprlso when wo come to the cross. ~ '' -\Moth and Rust\ , - Our thoughts, our opinions, are like japples on the tree; they must take timo jto ripen, and when they are ripe how easily they fall! A mere nudge brings ; ; jitkem dpwh.—\Literary Values,\ . Qfofronly ghosts, I believe, who creep .latd this world are dead young moth- ers returned td see how tholr children ftee.' a?het6'is no other inducement ;. tsfeal iehPUfih to faring tho departed ^^||4^«»ty-T4t|j § wb]te ejjuy* Lincoln'! StronK«»t Attribute. Tho strongest attribute of Lincoln was his power of solf control. Sentl- \jont might sway him, but a mob never aiovcd him. When joalonsies In the army bred a populnr clamor against General Orniit, while tho latter was winning famous victories in tho south- west, Mncoln listened to no word of scandal and by bis silence rebuked tbe detainers of the general who afterward became tho admiration of tho world. When In the fevered tumifft'of passion an angry norlh seemed to voice a gen- eral demand for tho Infliction of the death penalty upon Jefferson D*vls, Lincoln listened in silence and watted for reason to resume lis sway. Ho was always looking over tho heads of th« e\rowd. He was always listening to th* still small voice tbat echoed in the dis- tance, far away from tho roar of vehe- ment denunciation. The majesty of the law constantly appealed to his fln# Judicial MMMv-LcsIie'i WosJtly. . An A*viint*are From Watts' la speaking of fogs & medical Journal draws some consolation from the fact that even fogs have one compensating advantage which has often been over- looked. \It Is,\ it says, \reasonable to suppose that a fog efftcts « ; partial pestfcaasB ef Usa aiascsghsrs. This is borno out by the fact that when a fog subsides the deposits contain tho car- bon, sulphur, organic bases aud other injurious and Irritating particles which formerly existed in a state of suspen- sion In the atmoaphirn,\ it Pmctteul View. \As a new woman,\ be said, \I sup pose you will object to the wedding ring as a symbol of man's, tyranny?\ . \Of course 1 BluUl,\ she replied. \Un- der uo circumstances* would I consent to wear such a thing. It la not essen- tial to a marriage, and It stands for all that ts objectionable In the marriage relation.\ - *J°And\on the same theory,\ ho con- tinued, \I suppose you will refuse to wear nn engagement ring also?\ \Well—no She answored slowly and thoughtfully. \That's a very different matter.\ \But theoretically it^'- Thcrejs no-use arguing,\ she Inter- S3T \I don't core what it Is theo- retically. Practically It Is very often a diampnd, while the wedding ring is only plain gold, and that makes all ths difference in the world,\ foo Mucli ncnlUm For the Mnnneer. \So you had to close the show?\ • \Yea answered the manager with ' the plaid vest. \what was the trouble\\' '\Too much craze for realism. There was a counterfeiting sceno, and the ac- tors said they couldn't go through with it \unless they could sco what money looked like once ha awhlle.\~WosJ> button Star. - Doctor. Mftlce No HUinkci. fatloat-—But, doctor, only lost week you said I would surely die, and today you soo Iamii well as I ever was. Doctor—Sir, i never make a mistake In a diagnosis, Your Ultimate demise fM only, « matter <tf ttmo.—Ol(icage \,eanxinht:$inty'Xw1$*ieea?tiTVto Keep* ',: \A^Bsion for growth, a .yearnipg for '•$ jarger \life ts eharftcterlstlc of all ' jjreat'sQujjsv. Aiaaji^rmeasured by ;hJs poweS/tp- gt'pv, to -heeomo\ larger, frroadeti-uohVrV Tlte Intensity' ofi.hls aesketp*x<iiich butahd'up deflpesbls capacity., €o# devlopment. Aby pne, tmQ&ptffijfc possessed- w % passion, for-gro#thfiw>nstantly add- ing to. his knowledge,, always pushing his: horizob a itttlo further. BVerjy day hegaiflsadtiltlonai wMom, every'night he is a little larger than he was i n the inerningf i$a kjeeps 'growing as long as he Mvos.. .Bveu, iu old age he is still stretcldag out^foir larger tbtggs, reach- }ng upto-grcaterhe'ljslits. We often And plants, and trees that are not fully developed, but have Reached the ijmit of their growth. They cannot be ntade to respond to the woo- ing pf enriched soil or copious water- ing, ' The \power^-for the extension of cell life seems td have departed. % \There are many human plants of sim- ilar nature. Early in life they settle into-grooves, from whteb^ nothing can displace them. They are uead to enter, prise, to advancement along any lino. | New movements, \new systems of busl-. ness.iarger conceptions of life aad sim-1 - - 7t ,„. rf - , liar tilugs in the .Uving, moving present fes» ^ddeiriy-as if -Wto& epcounteml » qui Both v?tera, \I warit tsy hair cut a# no talk,\ | said a great man with bi I own the | eaith air, as he walked into a barber's shop apd sat down, 'The\— commenced themah in. thi' opron, ,. u, m telle, t tell you!'' slioated the heavy, pjan., '!3ust a, pialii hair cut I've read all the papers and don't want \ any news. Start'ijwny now!\ The man in the apron, obeyed. Whoa he; had <fjnlsh.ed; the man who knew everything rose from his chali arid surveyed himself in the glass. \Great Scott!\ he exclaimed. \It's really trufi; theu? Xou barbers can't do your work properly-unless you talk.\ \I don't knowi\ said the man in the apron quietly. \You must aBk the bar- ber. .'He'lL. be in presently. I'm the glazier from next door.\ Th<> (Slant Sitltfei ot Cpylon Far up in the mountains of Ceylon there is a gigantic spider which spbis a bright yellow web, each thread being almost as large and strong as '-'button- hole twist\ or embroidery floss. Tin- net which this creature forms from thjse webs is often five to eight fee' across. This not Is swung on mam stays pr guys which are from \ten ti twenty-five feet In length and stroii; enough to «$ .thojiedestrlan to n hah Cur ei of Ghrq'nic Diarrhoea After Ten Years of Sufferitti. \I wisbi to sajr a few words in praise of (SbamberJaia's Ooliev Ci|iol^ el'a. and Diarrhoea feame(lj^* isays, Mrs.. Mslt.ti^ Bmrge, of MiiTtiAiviMe. Vit. (t I euljeretl from vhrouie (tia'v- rhopa for ten years and: duy-uijj (hat time tried vavidus medicines wllliout obtaining stny permanent, relief. Last summer one of my cliilch%%was taken with cholera movhus, ?tnd I prot'iteed a bottle of tliis' *xeineay.- Only two duRua WOT required to-giye bur entire juiief, I then detidecJ to try the medii-iuu myself, and did not use all of one bottle 'before I was well and I have never since been troubled with i but coinplaiut One gun nut say too mui-h iii favor of that vftmderfnl medicine.\ ''This remedy I js for sale by Chas. &,{ Mack, Drug- •pst, 420 Main St., Medina, N. Y. ARRIVAL AN& DEPARTURE 0MAIL8 Ollice hours, Medina. Post Office, F:UO a. m. to 8;00 p. m. i Ollice hours Sunday, 9:D0 to 10:30 -lovv' hanging ciotlieslbae. These yellov* Wjejbs are collected by tbe natives as well as by Dutch \and English residents- and woven into pretty mats, screens etc do not appeal- to thpru. Immovably bojunu to the past, they can step only Just so far this way, only so„far that way. Thearo Is- no further growth, no i more progress foe them. They have reached their goal. • , The nwit. Employees, ofbm think, that they are Mr CrlDDS _ J[ra , CM t hnve b9 rn. kept back deslguedly and that others wm r68l g nat j on _ nny) eT ,„ cbeor'ful- ess. deserving .are pushed ahead of _ u ta|(B that Wllbule( , i ml . hem, when- tho reaL.trouble is with J u clocl£8 a t a , tuirteon themsolve*,. They have ceased to grow, i UoUra b w ^ , , tl|llt They continue to move n a circle. proutetorlc'Tnrks wove, antlqm- They have not kept pace with the trend , chUm ftuU(J , ie bowIg> {)ims n|1( , bcttlct or tuo tuncw. „ , « I All this I have smiled nt. but when you has censed to grow Is to be pitied. Life holds nothing more for either.—Suc- cess, ' r THE LAU MELOMELO. Horr nanrjtllnn Xntivc* Go After *i>o i I'lnu)- Tribe. \Lau melomelo\ b< the nntne of a do-' coy used by the native fishermen of Hawaii. It Is nuulo of the hardest wood to b e found on tho lsi.'iifls and la carved nnd'rubh£d till it assumes tlio Bhape of a chit) with a little knob ot the smaller end,- to which tho line Is tied. The ctab Is from one to three feet long. A village sorcoror perforins cer- tain . rites over it over a sacred flro: .1. til. * Mail arrives- ^ • t:H6 a m. from the west. 7;::t) \ 9:49 \ 11:52 -\ \ I2::jr> p. ni. ' 2:15 \ 3:47 \ (3:20 \ 7:iU \ Mail departs \:(KS a. in. gi 7:30 \ \VM *\ :': 15 \ 7:It) \ 7:l.S \ • Miiils rlnsn \ u II II II .« I I it ing \ \ '' II 20 east. « i I I west. it fast. west. east. -• east. west. \ (a«t. west. east. TllillUtlS Troulileii an d Juji. Tho trouble- with most .of \\\ is that ] aJHivu Im'.u time, befo our Joys seem to sink out of sight In 6omo Inner quagmire, and our pnlus seem to take root on the thinnest soil nnd flourish- like the proverbial green bay tree. What Is tho matter with us that, a \little iri'ltntlon today enn wipe out In a moment all the rutollccUon of yesterday's glory? F. K. CoLuunN, P. M. ' l l > ^actica^ , ArltUmollc. A teacher who was trying to Instruct her class about tho mysteries of addi- tion and HUbHrai'tluii esplalmil that one could not subtract or add unless tin- numbers were of the stunio denomlmi tlon when a little girl said: , \Teacher can't you hike six ponchc? After this Is done tho club Is magic, \ (rom fou r trecsV-I.Ittle Chronk-ie. nnd the Osherman must be extremely i careful'of it If a woman should step, ' i n „ siinor iter, over It oP'entor n ennoe In which It Ilea, ] Hearty Friend (meeting operatic com tho club would lose nil Its power and would botiBeless ever afterward. After the club has been charmed the fisherman mixes cnndlenut and cocoa- nut meat, bakes it nud ties the mixture la n wrapper of coeoanut Hhi«r. At tho fishing grounds tho club is covered with the oily Joleo of tho stuff nnd la then lowered carefully to the bottom. The scent of tho baked nut meat attracts certain kinds of Qsh, Which soon gather and begin to nibble at the club. As soon ns enough tlsb are around the decoy a smolPfeag sliaped net Is lowered very gently until its mouth la Just over the club. .The latter Is then pulled up carefully and cun- ningly till It Is within tho bag. The Bah j are so eager for the stuff with which the club is covered that they follow it Into tho net without fear. As soon as all the fish arc In It aVishernian dives and closes the mouth of the net, where- upon tho rest haul It up quickly.— Washington Post .^ Irfrfer In tbe Gump. \Ah me,\ sighed tho drug clerk, \how women do changer* \What's tangled in your wheels now?\ asked the boss. \When I was doing the courtship stunt with Cordelia,\ said the d. c, \she declared that If I should pass in Hiy chocks sho would niso dlo Without delay. And now\— . \Well what now!\ queried tho boss. \We have been ninrried only six months,\ contlnned tho assistant pill compiler, \and she is dropping hints around to tho effect that I ought to get my life insured.\—Chlcngo News. poser)—Hollo, old man! How nrt» you> liavcn't seen yon for qn ngol What'? your latest composition? | Impecunious. Musdc-inn (gloomily) - \ With mr creditors.-rntit\h j * Lout iltrkmo, ; Qnnntltlps of ormfinonts aro tost eoch , year at the drawing rooms or courts | at Buckingham palace, nnd inly a very ' small proportion la recovered. A very strange story Is still told i nbont a diamond nocklaro which wns found at one of the state balls somo t years ago. . It happened that one of f Queen Victoria's ladles In wiltlnj; pick- ' cd up a diamond necklace from tho floor. As she stood with it In her band ; a lady came quickly forward and ] claimed It. ' Tbe Under wns v'ery Brrn, ho-n-ever. , nnd declared It wos her duty to give It In to the lord chamberlain's office, as this was the rule with regard to \any- thing found In the polnce. The lady i protested In vain, but the oddest tiling : was that this necklace nrver was | claimed and Is probably still at the lord chamberlain's office. t^EWYORK I V- y & HUDSOU RIVER R. R -THE FGUR-TRAGK TRUNK LINE. IN EFFElT JUNE H. WO. 1 'Trains paa*' MwHim 131 follow* : , KAKT WlUKR ', CtO11.n1 . nr. l^x•h.7^»l!l. m.ar. N.V. •,m •• •• x. u -• \ 5.*n \ ; m:u •• •• 11 ii B«o •• I 12:0 u. in \ SMJt, m. \ QUI) \ ! •*:« \ •• 4 IS \ \ S-JOn-m 4 \«ai \ \ t IS •• •• Tao \ •-,-« •• •• »:s - 1-a \ 8« n-itiMTi nnlr Train li-mrr« BnCToln nt II 3 |i. m.. nr tv » In Mnllna U *' Snmtnj n.nnilui: : WK8T tartlNli , •«««.» N. Hilkia».n> I tfll \or BafTtUu 8 IX «. m. \ 8:45 \ ; IS \ \ ll:tt \ U» \ • • Ja \ \ t-sst>.ni. •• t-.top.m 1 1:4. p m. \ 5:10 \ \ SM ' 1 *7:I0 \ ** B«ft •• \ S30 \• 1 „ m .. .. ,j.. M ,. Snndnvsmly. Tnil'i l>«««i ttm-hmtCT 1220 r»- ni , nrriviw In Mttuim at 1.45 p. m^ Klng^m b'iilU nl 8 Ju p. in. •inillnato. trnln- rnn itnllr. ' 6. PAKBV, cicncml Accnt, , S7T Main 8s^ Baff«E>, K. T IOTBUB B OAXtSra, s (]i<Rpr«l t'wownser A\«pnt New York. A. H *»miui. flpnoral SaDerintciuIrvit N.Y,C.R.R. EXCURSIONS Internationa] Midi., Julj Central and One faro foi Odora of Sickness. In gout the skin secretions take a special odor, which Sydenham com pares to that of whey. .In Jaundice the odor Is that of musk; in oppllation. of vinegar; of sour beer In scrofula, of warm bread in intermittent fever. Iu diabetes, when there Is perspiration., the smell Is 0f4iay or, rather, of ace- tone; but, according to Bouchardat, midway .between aldehyde and ace- tone, being due t o mixture In variable proportions of these two bodies. A Bnahful Blnn's Rune. A bashful young man who wns afraid to propose to his sweetheart Induced . her to fire at him with a pistol whicfiT] he assured her was only loaded with powder, and after she had done so bo fell down and pretended to be dead. She threw herself wildly upon, the body,-called him her darling and her beloved, whereupon he got up and married her.—London Tit-Bits. F.p.worlli I/ague Ciiiiventinn, Detroit, III-19, via New York West Shore Railroad, round trip. Tickets to be sold and good going The Importer ftn a «hc Doctor. j Jl,l >' Uth Mid 15tll good returning. The'following con versa tisn Derwcdn | to leave Detroit not earlier than JuJj a doctor and n newspaper man was | mil, ,,„,. i~. 11. t-i- ••>\•» overheard the other day: \I've met some newspaper men.\ said the doctor, \and I don't like their wnys. They're always trying to pry Into other people's business.\ \Well , responded the reporter. \There's but one difference between newspaper men and doctors that I can lee.\ \And what's that'/\ asked tho doctor. \You fellows dissect bodies and wd dissect brains. For my part I like the brain end of it\ Then the doctor sat down and thought for several minutes. Ifith nor laterllian July 20th, and only on date of validation by Joint Agent at Detroit Extension of time to August 15tK on return limit ma) be prociired by deposit of ticket with Joint Agent and paying feo of fifty cent,''. See ticket agents for particulars Wajiltou Beach Excufstq%Eyp#Sat to :nne?dffy-e^cursipaUj^te-^a'.JUainioa Beach and retui'ij. pvetfr 'Siiturdfty •and Sunday, coniniencibg fieedrattioja. ; day,\fat and inclflcling * SuhiJayy Sep- tember 27-th, 'V . IJnnitou Iteaeh, eight;..ratios from Ontario. Beach; is reached via open cars'p| the Jaajiiton, Beat4 t line, passing Long . Pqjicf!,, ^rat|dpck's Bay,,Cranberxy PpnrV aiid: Cres6ent Beaoh,\; .This is 'con6i3erjBd one <Sf the finest' apW car trips:ju Aiiierk-a as ityskirts Lake 0uta,i ! ii><3'' shores the whole length of tliajftae, See ticket agenta^for paitieulars.\ Saturday a^a Sunday Excursfon? to • Rochester and Ontario Beach. Every Saturday and Sunday, May L30tli to September ZT&'^h Hew York.Central will sell one-day ex- cursion tickets to Rochester and Ontario'-Beach and ret&n at.very low.rates. Ontario Beach opens for tho season on Decoration Day, May 30th. Everything bright and new at this famous resort - Musid- and vaude- villo entertainment djrpugliQut tho season. Plenty of oat door amuse- ment to suit the taste of all. International Convention I Christian Endeavor, Doavm% Col., July 9-13. Reduced rates via JSow Central and , West Shoxo R.\ R. Tickets to bo sold July 6, I and 8. Sco ticket agents for particulars. The Cow. \Johnny sold tbe teacher, \write a sentence containing; the word , 'con- tents.'\ After a ^few moments' hard labor Johnny submitted the following: \The contents of a cow Is milk.\—Chicago News. Don'f guy people. Ifs not much fun for yon, and the people whom you guy will hate you'and lay for a chance to get even.—Atchls&n Qlobo. >% ET out and ride ynnr bicycle; it will ly help yOu leave your aches and wor- , jries behind you- If you have an old bicvele get a new one^—one that is up-to-date—a Snell • Imperial Council Ancient Ordei of Mystic Khrine, Saratoga, IJ. Y One fare for round trip via- New York i entraldr West Shore Railroad. Tickets on sale and good going July (itli aud 7th, good to return on m before July 20th. See ticket agents for particulars. National Convention: B. ¥.^, U; of America, Atlanfe, Ga. One fare Plus $1.00 for Round Trip. Tickets to be sold via Now York Central July 6, 7, 8 and j) mid good going ofi date of sale, goo<i return- ing to reach starting point not lnk-r than July 15th, but by dopsit o£ tu-ket with joint agent at Atlanta and paying feo of 5U cents, limit to be extended to August i^tfiV Sco ticket agents for partieularu, umo of trains, etc I2<fr7 HA PPY! To be truly happy you mustlavei Pure Blood. To hnve Pare Kood tnko Lawtou's Indian iferba) Blood. Syrup— Guaranteed to cure Scrofula; Eczema,- G*ften Fever Sores, Blood Poismingj *nd all blood disorders. This Syrup is purely Herbal, anil-its equal as- a Blood Purifier and System Tonic is not known. Each bottle contaiiisn full month's, treatment and sells for $1,00.. Try it and bo convinced. Jbr- Sble by Ckaa A. Wai-k, Mediaff, N„ f. Cfcsffiptfanded by. The Lawtom Medicine Co., Holleyi N. V Y^ for instance. If yon can't afford it, then let me overhaul your o}& o'ne. Cleaning, enameling, nickeling, treeing wheels, new rims, respoking wheels, tires repaired, new oups and cones, repressing old cones, rebiazing broken joints, etc. In faofc I can make your old wheel n§ good, as new, MEDINA CYCLE WORKS Buffalo and Niagara Falls Every Sat- urday and Sunday, May30tft to September. 27th. \i The New York Central will sell 11 |Tow rate excursion tickets to Buffalo and Niagara Falls and return every Saturday and Sunday, commencing Decoration Day, May 30th, to and including' Sunday, September 27th. The Buffalo Zoo is open for tb.e s^rison with excellent attractions. Niagara Tails, the Great Oatatacfi, is the \best resort in Anierica to'spend tlie day for rest and recreation. See ticket agents for particulars. -*'*fiwS!rt!«S-i*jr -«j r *.-5«-^>* ' ^ .J* '.*KirK.e ft. Warner,. . Reduced Rates \\Atreoimt National Encampment G. A.. R SanPraiicisco, OaL.Axifrnst 17.to 22. Tickets to. b^e sold July 31st to August I3tli via- New %rk Oejitral or Vest..Short iJajlroad See ticket agentB'frar^iiarticuia^s^ * Q. &B, 10 GENT GiGARS Grow in favor every day, n.They are made from the Best Stock, and by first class wprkmen. They are a. rich smoke, and are making: rustomel-s every day. Sold by all \ The Leading Dealer r& P AINTING AND PAPEBHANOING- Samples of Wall Paner deliv tA on request. Phone 139E. \- V .CHAS. BUBCHEfiL; B3ml 1034-Ehn Street. DOfe the Best BREAD ago\ Niagara *' Fancy Flour.\ Fofsaleoniy^ S.P. & !