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Great; Natural Bridge, which-£s ope-of the natural wonders of the United States.. - • Tbia marvelous structure overiooiss ' the fames' river valley, uqins on the •westera slope of the BJuo mamttim H lajBBt about the center of tne gtute. . ft approaches, Niagara in grandeur and' otceedsltltt height and awful mystery.* ft & a single block-o* limestone, with ^uany''shades of color. The trails are smootb.fts if cutwJth chisels, and .here W no sign of displacement, The Visitor follows a- tumbling cas- cade down a doop Assure in tbe rooun- tijin tinder some of the largest arbor Vita fries In the world and, turning down a line of steps cut Into t*»e preci- pice, srafldonly llnds himself by a swift stream in a dark canyofi oml tlio. groat bridge far above hinv iSirds high lu air pass under WIG blue arch. Xlwplaco 18 full of echoes, and tho winds and praters moan eternally. \ Waahipgton when a surveyor for J<QHJ Fairfax, visited the natural bridge and earVedi his name, where it may still be seen, She original bridge\-tract was granted by King George I|l. to « 'ihomas Jefferson, in 17W, After he Was president Jefferson visited the place, surveyed it and made th e map .with Ills own hands, Jefferson spoke of the* place a» \a famous placq that will Ora\? the attention of the world.\ Chief Justice Marshall wrote of the brKIge (is \God's greatest miracle in itone.\ Henry Clay wrote of \tire bridge net jaado with hands tlsat span n rivet 1 , carries a highway uad anuses two mountains one.\ «-» Detroit Free Pre**, **• It mil •••—•• «l !!•>•• OLD FASHIONED* \What has Wome of tlio. old fash- ioned soon \who had Ueen married only oliee? ' Whirf b»» Ijecome of the old fash- ioned woman who expected lior chil- dren to'taindi\ Wh«t has become of the old fnsh- loned'man wlio was always wanting to bofc a «na of oyatets? Wi&i ha» become of the old fnsh- \ioned lovct wbo gave his girl a copy o£ ^tfefcaitf' at Christmas? What bn« become of the old fash- ioned ,woman who* said alio **l)ackea'* ntt envelope \when sho wrolo a» address m» It? Wiiat baa hecorao of the old fnsh- iou*d wonwxi who explained lier pov- erty \$$ saying an elephant steitped on Jierpockethook? Whafc ha* become of the \old fash- ioned woman who Eerenutetl at tho thotigbtof licr husband tnktnsr out Hfo lnsumnce, saying tunt it sounded as If be didn't expect to UTO lonpf-Atehl- soa Ol^bc f \\I • \ \I' ' •.'\'••••U'»\\-UI»MTT l nirnn,-r. ' C5«rtOttJI *WHI«, The ino*fc cttrloas and p*ettoans the moat »plteM wJli oa record Is that of (Joecn I Aoatrigilda. eousort «f King aoatnuii, wlio by her noneopailvo or verbal'ttstamcae enjoined laer hus- band ^i eliiy mid bttty In ttio Bam<» grave 'With herself tie two ptoysieinus who md. attended to her majesty dur- ing her last illness, Scarcely less vin- diciWwa* the will of the selfish lms^ band who forbR^ M« wife to marry a aeeohd. tlmt, e«id«ahig \with the threat, \It aha dtoajipys me, 1 will come again If I <X»F* Quite at tho op- posite tele of 8CAtiSM*t was tlio direc- tion of the married woutnn -who pre- deecase4tof mwnand to bet «xocutors to neck out some alee, good, pretty girl Who \would make an aJeqUonato sec- ond wife for a BTjouscf-Lonaon lele- .granH.* • ...,•'. Mee*«cliatiu> Cnvrlnic- \*ienaa is the greatest center for Jnccraohaam. earring, which has at- tained a very high artistic develop- inent. The raw material comes In such Odd shapes tbat nweb skill Is excis dsed la obtaining from cneli piece a iipo that sliall be as large nud well lhaped as possible. Tho rough block is test soared lii water to make it soft, ,wh6& it can be cut ns readily as chefisfe. After tlie carving Is completed the final polishing Is doiio by women with line sandpaper and a kind of •grass-A ^^__ / Ancient SmnntigcM. .ijatlquarles are baffled in their at- tempts to ascertain when sunsages first liecamo an article df litiiutin eonauinp- . tlon. \We know at least that among the aftclenl; Greeks sausages, called \nl- lanteB\ and \ebordni wero a common article of dlor, and every schoolboy Knows, of otigbt to know, that sau- •sage8,-,tilack jatfldlngs aw) sausage sell- ers appear, la the cornddles of Aris 1 fophanbs.--i,oiidon Kelegiaph. 'mm. SPIN*'o* w« *a;«r.iw* #»'•*»» J^«rr#Fpj£p&:p; ipi* \ \ton admire fars,\ \oomatenfea a»'; old *eapp4r a» foe.sa* <aj»te'n,te»y smols- tog-iiis- pipe. \¥ou ghoalfli^o where wa 'get •gbem. Ah, th&t tetbo life^paro, air, plain r ifcfcolesqise. food and pm. after tho mason's worfctbat brigacle of (ur loaded caaoes going off dowfl • the> laKes; Every- canoe U*. loadgfl. - joii Snow, almost to tfiesaa«ale, and they jstrlag oat one behind theothe*,. a iong- jllne of them. They nsually>start otit early in the mowing? auApaddie, paa> die,, paddle, honi! after boat dowff tbfir Btream^ through tbat- lafee and .go Into civilization* • • - \Rut they don/t forget fa eat-^pbi ntiS About won they- go ashore, ffibey', ^nub' the eanoesrt'o overbangihg trees and hant around for a good flat roci: on which to atart'thelr fife, IBtrt those fellows Idoh't take an houp for Wneh- eon. tPime is to'o valuable to theav They take's drink of tea, a bite of pork;. That is about- all, Then they ate off again. The men 8poM*each other at the padnlea, and occasionally the canoes are bunched by steersmen for a good muoke. ^ \When night coines.the brigade goes ashore aud pitches its camp. Tents are put up, campfircs lighted and the snp« jpor prepared, great clouds of black flies .am! mosquitoes Covering around, Some vt the men busy themselves* preparing the great brown.flapjacks ton the next day, while others dry their _raoccasih» or get tbclr blankets .ready to bunk Ins rernaps a canoe has to ho patched die next morning before tho start can be made. \Oh It la a great life ap there in the wilds of Canada, where they got the furs. You should try it,\—Now Yort Tribune. The «To» o* Heainm*.\* la the old dnyft when the supply of lnnnticB exceeded thejr accommodation at, Bethlehem hospital, the duncnity was not wot by the building of tempo- rary annexes, but by tho admission \it outdoor patleats, who went by th e name of Tom o' Bedlams, As an olflj chronicle 4 tells us: \They had on their left arm an armllla of tin about four Inches long. They wore about their; nocks a great horn of an ox In a string or bawdry, which when they came to a housofor alma they did wind, and they did pat the drink given them Into thl« horn, whereto they did put a stopple.\ It was found, however, \that soveraf vagrant persons do wander about the city of London and countries, pretend-, Ing themselves to bo lunatics under' cuno in tho hospital of Bethlehem, with brass plates about their arms and In- scriptions thereon,\ and these occasion- al patient* had l a cansenneniio to he nbohshed Jn 1075,—ftontion Chronicle. •' Wild* Happened. ! \She married the coaehmoa because she wanted some one who could drive.'*' \t^il?\' ' \v7el\vbe dfove her todistmetlonf— 0hicagb Boat ftalclc Conclusion. . \I seo that ono Pennsylvarita convict ffttally assatJlted another,\ \They' moat have somo bad nien in tbat peHitefi^ary.\—Olevelaad' Plain tieaiex, Iho Ile»pou«tMnty Plaoca. • \'So th6ir toarriage wn'sa faHhre.\ •\^otatall Manage Is all fight. It Was tan maa and the woman -who' were .Hx|b«i.'Wphflnd6ipbia i?resi*. _ . \V- •'. ,,BOTII \Who Play B«H oa S«KiI»r. The bishop coadjutor of Pennsylva- nia, Alexaiidi-r Mnckay-Siiilth. was on tlio way one Sunday morning from tho liryn Mawr railroad station to tho chapel of Dryn Mftwr college, where ha was t o preach. As ho drovo in the hired shition wag- on along the country road \he saw ap- proaching- on foot a little boy with a ball and hat and a catcher's mask. The bishop caused his carriage to pull up^ \Wttie boy,\ ho said, leaning oat, , •lIttl^boy. , * \Sir returned the lad, \Do you know where little boys go who play ball on Sunday?\ \Yes sir/* the ether answered. 'They go to Beaton's lot, over there behinii tbo dam.\—New Sorb Tribune. SBto»^r' 0t tike '• HxkiUtttl - tipt' K*O*P : ea hav«heett mafla.&i.tho .Ohl- c'ago; p'oard of;'frade ttoivby jnewwho-: ^a|aied^0'#ttI^.v^t6l'^!Peciwwved : tbcory' as'ttr Its conWe:, -syhlcto.tbof at- .teajpted to- mal(e good throijgh'thicfi audtWfebntraJh.er by those whotooS: 'things m they came, watohi'ng the drift, shaping: then; way tmm <foy to 4ay, like; prudent merohants, accoi'dtoig jotbe enweftt. i'-'' \$a$s.Jj! coaf tfsing to the IJOVICO, tot the- nctvlce, almost always •coHts in With « preeoneelyed fteorqr, gpiue time ago 'd yonbg man. vMt*i A largse hope, a-moder^fe fortune an& consider* able- aoeial prestige wp aBowa the. enormotif posslbttitieir ; ia 'Decoraher pbm. '« Jooied absolutely cojivitibiajf, but h e called npon a giresjt paekeswitht whom be had apewonaiacq.Maintpnce. ; Teas the packer thougfht yerair w'oll di. pork—was buying it, in fat<;'t. f b$m doubly assnred the young mail bought. The market Vtet h& way-, and ho bought niore. Then 1 the 1 tearteet turned, ?Cjie yopng man reviewed bi» convtno- ing statistics, f emewbered the woWa ot the packer atiid stood r sWubo*nl)?'i«>oii his line. When he was gotting aw to the end of his margins, he was liorrf- fled t o learn that his friend do pftcfcex had shifted to the othor side of thf market two wcoks befor>sIie ylBfted him, recalled their conyersation and oxplalncd the situation, Tfae prtcjeet stared. \0 o yoa- mean you've bfeeii holding 2,500 bowels of porl: all this time?\ he demanded, \yes said \the young man, \and: I bavp It yet No*-, What can I do with it?\ \I don't know,\ said tlio packer, \anles« you cp eat it,\-~WlU IPayne in Ceatiijy, msmm^m •OF ostiiittki\&& ;',' • itmiatn M»y !L^v*»a' |fl»sS# **'!*«*] Coiupanctlon r «tt<& 'W«»V. Tt»TV*«» Tfefcomihe m<i*\&MkT *»«*lft&\9fc ' Titere are -still occasions* bovvever rare, when inactivity, nuich a^ it had fallen into disfavor,- eonttnpes to.bj masterly. When a moaest niaiden Js hi douht 'jis to .whether or no she 6hquW lclss or allow herself to* b* kSsed- by any man nc>t related to. her by close 1 ties of consanguWtyi ibe heat aisplaSd her wisdom hy giving heAelf; not. hhni the benefit'of the donbf and s o refrajto* iugfronrosculatton, An absolutely sate llsf of nieh whom it k allowable to Kiss might Be cam] piled f root the list given ia the Book of donamon Prayer of persons whom it W forbidden, to marry. ffhereS can b6 »o! possible impropriety in any woman's: hejng klsaed by her faffier r granaf ather, brother, uncles, etc, whenever occa* glon may offer. -Still, public, opinion Is much less in favor of kissing than ot yore* and affectionate greetings are no longer considered good formin mar- :i»#a; #m**m> **tti<imw <* «•' other half. Tbe: sparrow cjutta* mi, ..butterfly,. hat'|ho;-ha i W i k i cffft&a?,t% «ioW. »or W #&&m ot life W. twofold, itts flot e'nQug&aieseiy, m •eat it ianeeessary to avoid beiijg-^ifc! : P n. tet jimK deieis BHBM|.1on.WjK tt#a' sake, ilass'aefe\ forms htfpaart -ofj fcer great pia'a, „go *» *** that «*ffl^i; creature |s provide^, with. s#em<rte. or leia effective qaii\v$ of? flefe'nTsW'W' •ifflmGt vhll* * & > afttefcrfof it* \m\\ orai ienemles are rendered less Ireguest' oriessdeacfiy. . ' . . • • • Thiii the jtotelope. ay mfeans of its; Superior ^eeol at times' e«caPl!» from the, Jlon, The armadillo] aroHe,d ; in.lt8 wondroui cOat of tngll, Ires' seear#; among a score of hungry, -gnkwliif foes; while the white hjKre'i scartely distinguishable from tte snjw . oJj which It qroucbes, lslottW* oforiookedi toy bisioe, thefos. But of all cifeturer non'ahas received m6& aSnplo protect tlon than the insects. jSoaw ef theifl possess stings, others bltev aaas. few puff out doltds of polsono-ns vapot to stupefy or blind their, pursjiers, Ajfaln, there are Insects clothed to impenetra' tiowtie 4r«*«M Enjoy *I«eM*it mi.T, . • • \|fc*«S^*»'*«l»» ••»<*»**»' , , •. . ^l^^^^^tc.B#^il08li!ses dashing tbspaghthe streets |n^ans|-er to an alarim t will-adflMX thai; the ani- toa}iSe'eA' : ^^-W9.^'^^t«a is hffagtffc outby v Sei5'eli Ford in JTtfi We* all btlieif fillip* pleasures in ife were as filing to &e fierce A Brave Woman sudor. There are any number of instancd* on record of women sailing ships 1 into port slnglo handed when compelled thereto by some exceptional stress of .circumstances. A .typical case is that of the brlgantine Moorburg, cholera stricken In the autumn of 1877 while o n a voyago from China to Australia, The only ono that escaped the pestllencft was tho captain's wife, and she wan handicapped by having a baby in arm* 5 to suckle and attend to. Nevertheless* she nnvlgated the vessel Into Brisbane, a voynge of some seven weeks' dura.» tlon, reeling, steering and generally performing the work of a fall crew,\ while tenderly nursing the sick during; hor spare moments.—Loudon Tit-Bits, A. Large Order. The proprietor of a certain restate rant had \leased\ the reverse side of his bill of fare to a carriage manufac- turer, who prints advertisements there- on. The other d#y a cnstoiiier in a great hurry ran Intp tie restaurant, sat at a table and wus handed a bill wrong side up by the flurried waiter. The customejr pat on; his pince-nez, cnrled Ills mustache with, his left hand aid shouted la a voice of thunder: \Brlfig ine a fly, n landau, two victo- rias and a dogcart! Got any wheelbar* rows?\ The waiter fled.—London Answers. \Vmnniso Sopeyititlom*, •, t Tho prevailing belief la European countries was that vampires wetO' the ghosts of snlcjiiea or others, who bad died violent deaths and were forcW; by tbo devil to leave their grave* at night and \feed o n tbo blood of men and wo- 4 men t and any who died nttuft hands of these dreadful creatures also bosame vampires. In-this way beautiful wora- en became vampires and ontlccd yonna* men and fed on their blood and Jlesb. It was believed that they ha« po^yw to nssuwo any shape or form desired be- tween sunset and sunrise and that they committed most of their nwftil deeds at midnight. They were powerless lii the daytime and were generally in it tor- pid state, Garlic and wild rosebushe* were guards agalnlt thorn, and qrnci- flies.werc- feared by theiu. Xo prevent Bulciaes from becoming vampires they were burled wttli a stafee dtlven through their hearts, and the Itraw they had slept on Was burned. 411 the dogs and Cats In the village were lacked up, for if a dog or cat Jqmp-ed over * corpse it was sure to become *pto home of a vampire.—Chicago Trlbtmo, 7\ A Nnrrorr Biicope for One MR». The Importance of examining closely tho hntr tonnd on weapous was sjiowxi in a case In which a hatchet burin*? clotted blood naif hair adherent to tt was produced ns evidence agahwt m prisoner suspected of raiiraor in a Itttle country town. It was found under his bed. This, with other clrctaaasuintlal evidence, bad tamed public opinion strongly against the prisoner,, hut when tho hair was'examined by a intcro- scopist who chanced t o ho la tho court- room It was found not to be bmunn, but that of sonio animal. This circum- stance led to a more complete sifting of the evidence, and tho accused w*s acquitted. It turned out that ho bad killed a dog with the hatchet and had carelessly thrown the wcar>on under the bed. So his life 1 literally Suing on a hair. Where life I* Btren»«u«, Hero in the northwest one encounters the living represcntattan of the strenu- ous life. Hero men work together la a way nuknown anywhere else. Tho east is insular, every man for htoasclf. The northwest, Indeed the whole West, has learned the value of co-operation and community interest Migrating to n new country, with diflioultiess and dan- gers en evpiy UanS, the peepie bsv» been forced to combine and srtand Kith solid front to the world. As. a result innumerable organizations have sprang up having for then? purpose tho ad- vancement of some corainurilty lnter> est—Ray Stannnrd Baker In Century. kct places or what answer* for them itt|4flo armor,^ insecte c0 ,. ve ^,^^^ the present generation. / '\' •.—!-«— ^-^ ~+**~,—~ «« To the prayer hook may be added cousins within the degrees forbidden la marriage by the Bonran Catholic church, bnt these In. iawjerattou 'The youn^; mau coasto who is greedy In th,0 matter of kisses from bis pretty coasfn is not to bo trusted, fie * Shouia be-denied And set asWe ana mortified. Kisses of greeting or parting, of good night, good morning and of congratu- lation are Bttll general, although\ by no* means so frequent as they wore for- merly. Indeed, kissing as a practice is much less popula* than It once waB. Between doctors and the moralists It is constantly falling more and more into disfavor, while, stlo wore fatal, PaBh- ion, with a Wg F, *eta her face as a flint against all demonstrations of feel- ing as ill bred, All the same, tho -man who becomes engaged to bo married, as a usual thing, expects a kiss from his flnncee to seal the bargain, not for publication, so to say, bnt a s a gunranteWf good faltb on her part, If she la willing to promise to marry him, ho reasons, she ought to bo willing to let hha kiss her. Moreover, lie desires a kiss or kisses upon 'general principles as something to which ho Is entitled by the unwrit- ten law of tradition, On. tho other band, the party of the second part has herself to consider in the matter. A woman should be sure Of her own bona llde Intentions ot matrimony and dou- bly aura of those at her lover .before she sets such, n sign and seal to the contract. Engagements of marriage are by no means taefraglblo, and she who kisses least IS likely to have least cause for future regret. At all events n prndeut woman will wait until tho engagement Is announced before she permits any kissing. There ore men who have serious objections to marry- ing any woman who has been engaged to another man, for\ the simple reason that they do not choose that any man shall bo able to say of the woman whom they take to wife that be lins kissed her as her lover. It matters lit- tle, rather more, that the kisses have been given in good faith to a n affianced husband. It's a way men have. spines and prickles, and others \whoso means of defense consist - in fiothing but a likeness to the objects which snr- roafld them.—Royal MagaBfiae. ' How 8aT»«:e« Wmllr. • Sftvagee always walk with thoflr toes turned in for two reasons. In the first place the foot, naturally Calls to That position when It has never been con- fined by boots or the ankJeB distorted by high heels. In the long stride of tho savage the-log swings freely like a pendulum rquadthe center of gravity, •which la somewhere between it and tho otherfleg; In the swing tho abdoc- tor muscles of the inside ot the thigh bring,the sole of the foot under the center of gravity, and In doing »o slightly rotato the foot to-mrd ttte in- ner line, turning tho toe to. Conven- ience is also-on the side off the natural position of the foot to the caso of the savage, for he has to da much walking through long grass and unaergrowth in forests. • A niomentfs reflection will show ho* very much his progress would be Im« peded if he turned bis toes out to catch these obstacles Instead of Moaning them aside and outward as 1* now does. Lastly, the savage cues his foot much more as A help to bis bsnds- than wo do, and it is. obvious tJbat In dolor this he must turn his toe* In. The Information. WM ErroriebM. \Yes Johnnie, What is it?\ \Ma isn't pai half bright?\ \Why what makes you ask such a question?\ \ 'Cause I heard Sir. Highball say that if pa was half bright he would •never have married yoti,\ \Mr. Highball is a bad man, John- nie. Your papa is one ot the brightest men this country ever produced,*'— Cleveland Plain Dealer, TUclr Opponito hole*. \You say that Scrabbles and yon played in opposite roles on the night he ran away with the box office re- ceipts. How was that?\ '\While I was appearing he was dls* appearmg.\^-Bttltimore Herald. Trouble, like cayenne - pepper, i$ not very agreeable in itself* but It give* zestto Otber thjngs. . —*— fc-v . s^-4v'. Ho CmUte- For Alrtrm. \Ah sighed Mr. Henpecfe. \it's a pity the way most great meii's sons turn out Its only in rare cases that they amount to anything.\ \I hope,\ tho lady returned, \tbat you are not worrying about our child i in this connection.\—Chicago RecordT- Herald, ., z Ont of Flabe. A sentry, an Irishman, was on pos* duty for the first time at night, when the ofllcer of tho day approached. He called, \Who comes Uiere?\ \Officer of the day,\ wtis the reply. \Then what ate ye? doin' out at, night?\ asked the sentry.—Loadon Ban. Crucial Test, . A gteat struggle arises lii a woiflaa's mind when she Is asked what her new- gown cost Sho is always in donbt whether .to cut the prico in halt and make youenvy her the bargain of doa- ble It and make you envy her aflhiehee; -Spare Moments, The lacier Muiy A.—That's Jones' daughter with bbn. She's just about to be married. B.—Who's- the lucky man? A.—Jones* After crosses arid, losses men grow ; humbler and wiser,—Franklin. Sir, sho'a yoaral tea have brushed from tho grapo Its fdft blue: From ths rosebud you've stiikett the dslt- cate'dew. What you've touched you may take— A noted \lady killer\ of a past gener- ation who bad been engaged many times and who boasted to his Intimates that no woman had ever refused an of- fer of bis hand in marriage was once asked why in that case be was still a bachelor. \Because I am waiting until I Can find a Woman who will not per- mit me to kiss her before we are mar- ried,\ he replied. Even though a woman be fully as- sured of the inevitableness In due time\ of her marriage she will be wise not to be too liberal of her caresses. JdoSt things in this world are rated as valua- ble in direct proportion to their rarity. Were diamonds as common as pebbles they would be worth no more commer- cially than the common stones of the beach and highway. Moreover, one may have too much of a good thing. King Midas* story is an old one. \Too much water drowned the miller;\ It i s a com- mon practice with confectioners to al- low a new apprentice all the candy which he'or she caa eat, certMn that in a little 'While the surfeit Of swCet Wilt destroy all taste for sugar In any form, it Is human nature essentially to tire if what W6 have much of and to prise most the frnit which hongs highest- and Is most dinlcnlV to obtain, » Consetpiently the woman who is Chary of her- f&vors, who Is niggardly even with her caresses, will find that her lover values them all the mote, and that his respect, as Well as his affec- tion, for her becomes the greater in proportion 1 as he hopes rather - than-if- sure of her. I t has long been a maxim that ho - man shall kiss and tells never- theless, tile Woman is safest by far of Whom there is nothing; which it Were better it were left untold.—Helen Old- fieldln Ohjcago Tribune. - Tlie IU*bt Way U Bod W«Ut*„ \To bojl wafer would seem to be » very simple thing,** writes sonio one in the lloaton Cooking School Mttgmxlae, \and' yet tbo late Clmrlc* DoJtaonfeo osed to say that very fdw pcopla too* how to do It The secret li* he said, •In putting good fresh wnteir into a ket- tle already quite Warm, setting the wa- ter to boiling quickly and then taking It right off tor use In ten, coffee or oth- er dtiuka before it i s spotted. % let if steam.and simmer ana* evaporate until the good water is In the atmospher* and only the lime and iron and dregt left lu the kettle la what makes * great many people sick, and it is worse than no Water at all.* For water balled IBM this and flavored with a Z<air drop* of lemon juice Mr. Bclmoal'co tied to charge as much as for his hcstllqnon, and he often reeommenacd it to hi* customers and friends who complained of los* of appetite, it(swofmtrying; , ' nutereat View* \Sou see,\ *atd ttc'otdt-locomothe engineer, \railroad official* don't look at things quite as the public doest On ono of my runs a year ag» I toond a certain: bridge swept away, and I bad to back np about two mites to get or- ders, As I reached the stmtttm tbe di- vision superintendent came out and demanded. \What's the reason for all thlsr' \Bridge over Maple rivef gone,\ says I. \And why didn't you man your tram Into iha riVs*t\ \My fireman didn't want to g'fwet,\ \Humph! Bounce him Xor Blocking the road, and don't yOu make another such mistake unless you want a year's •vacation.\—Chicago News. - ng ptnunkthe beiltepeabd'Cgunlgah, far Ip^bvVfi'tnvem (di,nwayis*oft the lines, the* Gjay \pKr^'frosck swept « p Broad- v^tbaffcrstsallbeX' / -j^aylilr^-t^tth^TOiPislC;-if you've .ever* ao»e tiiat. #osslbly yon. could have ikcoTex^jidhaM^ny'4t alt in the confiisediiiw ot pxi apparatus as it thundered past But t o the earn of Silver there Vfere many sounds hlepd- ted iato on»i There-were tise rhythmical beat pf boots, the low nndertone o t the wheels grinding the pavement, the high note of the fiwpft steel lock opener\ as* it hammered the footboard, tba mellow dlnfflong lot -the bell, the creak of the fottf 1 afld fifty foot exten- sions, the rattle of the? ire* abed hooks, the rat-tat-tat of the scaling ladders on the bridge, and the niuffled dramming of the leather-helmets as they Jumped in the basket •With 1 tb« ia<!re*»stn|f speed all these sound* rosas In pitch Tmtll, when the team was at full awlngV-tae? became one vibrant theme—thrilling, Inspiring, exaltantr-taie action song of the track; I. '* ' •. - « UnrUl CnmtormM. The Turfes perb'apa w*cre the first peo- ple -to use brh<mentat burial grounds such a* we call ceaeterf**, but as to whenthl* -custom -was flrat adopted in the land o* the cjreaceat no one feeins to know, \Ehe earlier Jewa bWed tbeir de»d m the earth, that method; belpg without doubt the most ancient Burial modelmowmtom*n. The very earliest Egyptians aeent to li*Te uraerttobd the art of embalming and to turre pntcUced it from ttme out o£ memory. The aa- cleat Qreelc* and Boman* cremated tho body, tho arte* only Kcelvfajg sepul- tore, except In case of illosfrjoal war- riors, sUteamen, ct!cW these latter being bnrled unburned aa a »pecial mark of favor, Some indent tribe*, presetted 1 only part* of the bodyand burned of burled the rcraalader, The parti retained and preserved, dried oe la llijold, variad ac- cordjiig to- ttib*t noftdn*^ \With iome it WM tb* hesrt tbat waa tho«#ht to be too »*caeed for cremation or burial, with other* the Uvisr, eat** nose, tongue or fingirt. The Tartari of S,(w years a*o pre*er**d only -ibt thumb and too nail* of their dead. Privileged Person, Caller-Well, the nerve of thatl I Merchant-What's that? Caller-Why, didn't you hear that snip of a boy referring to you as \Sill?\ Merchant-Shi ThaW but office hoy. So long as I cau pretend I -didn't/ hear him it?s all right-Catholic Standard and Tlnte's. ' Originality is simply a pair of fresn. \\ Higginson', At twenty love is a rosy dream, ati thirty it is a thrilling teaUty, at forty itis- a cdlin cofittntment, at fifty it is a jdmlnisceSice. ' *' : . , \ -*3 Ey«» at nlstereat JtKti. The Stockholm museum possesses\ su Interesting' celiectlon of eyes taken front homatt beings at dlffereht\ ages, which are cut across in Stuck a way as to exhibit plainly the mternal and the .external eye. It is easy to observe that the eye of a young child 1* as trans- parent as, water; .that of the youth a little less so; in the man of thirty' tbb\ eye begins to be slightly opaque, fa the man of fifty or sixty it is detMedly opaque, and in the man of seventy or eighty it is dull and lustaerlesS. This gradual development ot opacity i* duo to the increase of fibrous tissue and dk posit of waste matter in the eye, . Kiendinli Retenjs& The burglar softly opened the door of the suburbanite's sleeping: ap'urtnienti slipped inside and searched thfe,ro6m* thoroughly, but found nothing worth stealing. !TU get some satisfaction oht o r Mm, anywaSM\ he saldl Therenpoh-he tet the alatnt clock on the burean for the hOuf Of |3 and softly departed.—Chicago'Tflbunei'. •* More Convciileixt. Bmpioyer-Jnst file these letters- for we, wiifcyeu, - patrlek? 1 Empioyee-Of can trlnitfieft'eff'alslill •with a pair of SMssflrsV a6t±KMr&&i City Indepenabnt WUling to Keep It Sealed. Lawyer—The jm-y batf 6»r6Ught In a sealed verdict in your\ ease* ; Prlsoher-^ell,, tell tHfe- cftuft tiiat they heedhjt opefl It oh my acCduttt- - A*k«fe*,MMBt» *f OMMIt HBJt. Mere are m few' amusements of great men: Bdmtnnd Burke, farminjc; Lord Byron, *wlmmlniE{ Carlyle, riding an«l tmokuig; I»w CbJrthntnv bowls; Bar- win, backgammon, music, smoking and snuff t*Jkhxg; Dlckena, bOwf*. walking saoklnf ajnd inutt taking;; Tom Hood. *bootiug; BCloi(iley, fox hnntiar, muiic and *mTJ£ta S ; Unab, wrtn*«trjg per- formmces *r \Punch card playing, irratf taking and atmoklng; Lord Lyt- ton, rudeaMg, walkinr* music and! smoking; Captain Starry*t annff tak- ing; I»rd l?«)meraten, hot** raetogf ntt, feUInx tree* and studying classics; Shelley, making and taltfay paper boats; Sydney Bmltli,.choa*, awlmming, riding and musle; Wesley, whist} Dean Swift, harneMlnj- his servants with cord* and 4rivmf taeaj n p *JKL flown stair*. - A T«*«sJi ot trctaad I» Sp«-1«* TPhcn I was a t Malaga, the Mfi«t- house wa« orttt of' ora*er, and tome Amerldm* hrt complalfied officially tbat their shipping: intereat* were be- ing damiged. Mo answer wa« received for two year*, ihea it was deciared that it waa tho fault of the earthquake which had taken place nisasy years pre- viously, Maally the light was put out altogether because it interfered with the fireworks, W&A a pale of boots i had obltred did no* fit a*d 1 com- plainea^i^ith&maksf, h»aEhS?e# indig- nantly to protest \The> fit here,\ he said, prodding-iny ti»der fee, *'and they flt-there,\ aumtiiAf prod. *Tfou cannot expect thenfcto. fit everywhere all a t Dnce.\-Blackwood.*a Magaaine. , Tie Dl.eoirerr of VtAlu S'elt is a Union of ajaunai hair with wool in such a.manner as t o produce a firm, compaaot BUbttancs, Its discovery was of sc* much- linprtance- that It seemed necessary to attribute it to di- vine agency, and henSe We bive a tra- dition of stdntljr Orlglh. wSieh St Clem- ent was fleelri^from hish persecutors his feet became bhstered, and in order to abate tne paip M placed Wool be- tween his jemdal* and'the s&les Of his feet, On icoattemrig*Ml*. jourttey the wool, by tfce perspiration* motlda and pressure off hiafeetv became a uniform- ly compact substadce, which was after- ward denominated felt I -Kml>«fer«**(!i. , \What m. beautiful IttncheonP' said thegriesfc ,.- \\•Tres,\answeredaar. Cuxnrox, \moth- er and the girls say it is all flght\ *^But-your aren'l;-enJoymg*it«' ,c*'No. I'ECt a little embarrassed. I've been 'staaaang'ot&f h*re.tryii(g to flg- J&e out -which axe the edibles, and t^hlefrare lie;/decoiatic^ , '-^WaaDlng- trih Star. ABUtbrieal Artifloe. I.lttlffWfille*Say, paV.'vAa'^ a war- SbJp? . \Ba^A*wau3n1pViny s8n'y l*a hiechan- ickl device used in- manufacturing his- im-CWcagofe;^ ; •'* / , The Tenter of Dlieontent. 5?he&ur -seaso'ht aretetdOhf on good termf wftbt each-oiiiej^.Tafefe Is a dt* <M^eBoJ»e*s-, hetweeir ataumfi and B^i^.-ria3uade]pbia-j{efioi4,. % I
