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Suddenly ne boltcff. ito scone and by a twenty dollar dkflwr wltk„tlio chief engineer •soured a paint bacusli ana a pot pi black point, Then, to the astonish- mentof ttaewttb* «»4 passengers, he cjjecrtuilar labeled «nch box and bale thrown o-vdrlkuttd. *^80 WptonCTeas;.** ^Briq CBPgco, of coarse, floated ashore, and for naUquin Acaby and ©tiior laud* .*tio nutiv^ojaw tnat legenil, Subse-- qdontly *3ao passengers on tho injured *tepuwr \worn 'eom£»ollcd to-«bnnuon if and take: to'innoli fcoats. 0« reaching Jand^lr qeboiuo^jvms the first to make a cable ofllco and -wjro the destruction of the boitt and satr-ely of the travelers \tb/5ondo3j. The teJQBflage was signed .\Wpton/* Of COUPSO his nanio was In evory Elngllsli neswspnper tlio noxt morning, signed to that message, and he was tlio host advertised man avthe Idngdonv • Tln«lipr-*olntoa. Tho shrewdness o( one of tho found- ers of a Snnioua eettnto in filplno gave arlio to fanny nmusilnr-stories, ono of 3MCI1 has recently been retold-, Ono daa? tlio man, who was a large lurhbpr operator, was superintending a •qrawwUiclnyasbr^iikliig MP a log jam In the rtwor, Suflilonly^tbe. flpruee on which be? \yne staaadlng *«lippoil. The Jumberiaan droppe«3 gut of sight in tUe water, and tlio logs closed over him. Tho nearest Ifrenelimiui.saw the ne- tddont, «S?n tn,e old days,\ said # Colc-ratto iiiiuo, \Senator 9C«i» Bor»-e» came £.0 feaVor'from Arkansas down on h3s •\\\<m, Steve Pomey bad Just defeated lilcofertile TJnitea^tatea's^iate. ; \OSnk 4ian*t ?eeam to eatcb on in De^ vofcV tliODgli floras a good lawyer. So Ava^rundownat -tUeIjeal, a»dhe; took 10 aplft pool to ,km time. 'Jhe stakes wescro usually a round; Pf drliiks and fl tonjcll Of mining stocks, tkepar vajao of *bo sfoeka represented toeing entire ly consistent frith, tlio cost of paper •iuif3Mbo prjqa of printing. It was al, \W3ffl a areal imi'dshlp on Tom when £»« llo'sfc The drlnte hsd to be paid for fa tiisa, you\ kno#. - But he sqldoha. los-rtj :iiii3E, do you MHOVF, the little woman s»t iiorsaoused to go- through Ills pockets ove-iy night for mining stocks. \\^iVcll, one day there -was a htgdU utrElo In a prospect not so very f*»r: ••tmxA. Penver, and In telling bis woe* nb!»Mt it'the future senator sighed that ;liifr--willed he owned a fe\v- Blinres. *l llilxakyou do, dear,' answered the llttio wojsiiiin, and then to tnalce sure sHo weaatand looked over her possessions. 'I'o make a Ions story short, 'f oxa Bo^sv- 01; ~wo!lt'dowuto^v^^ that afternoon with socr^aWtlos Avorth halt a million in W«' lioe-Xotiand ho resQembere3 that he h»d W03< tjiero nil In a single half day act lor«! bofore,\~Ke'w York Telogram, \«i • oWeotcil *o Free Vatt», Jolin Knapp of tlio St. JLonla Reiiah- llecan bad little \aso for prero ngents, mtdl It took n raJglity shrewd wan *o Hot. a free puff £ron» lilm. lie never \v(wnM publish a lawyer's or a doctor's naoig If be could avoid It, for fetir they dljgslit derive SOSHO benefit from tbe frwo ndvertlsement. It Is said that OEJO aa«'|ijiln8 IwrMily over the slip- 'inifta-iilng mention was maOe In the R* yerylog^lii)'heipeatlie''boas''tol«na.|piit3ll(!a!i--tliey call ft tho Ilepubllo —^Hotlilns was said about the accident. I iw«v-of a man having died of Brlglrf a ^k.ft«r«a hour or so tlio Frenchman be- j illBacnw. Old man Knnpp bunted tap .gan to get anxious hocnuso tlw mwowJ'Hies proofreader ««nd called him Into t&o cwhlcli he* eotiBldore«a duo was not fortb- eoniing. Ho apprciachwl Ui^lnmlior- •anan nndt, piillhig ^clumsily at hi» cap, atanimered; \I BCO you fall to, in'stetH\ un' I run.;|inirti(jropb. <lucok to jUII you out 'fore you drown- cd,\ \Prob'ftF anapp<e<l t|ie lumberroan— •^prob'iy if you'd b*eii 'tending to b«st- »ow ,nar-^oii'd ougiitor yoa wouldn't % havo^cea 1110 f«Mnl\ TK«r Kurlr Mtnliio HcHiinlx. j Tlio heist OCIIOOIH tnnome Mulm> towns 3»vo beesa altendctS with roniautle clr> , cumiilanicsea, trim Srai sehool In -«ult- *ord, tor 1 want ot 11 better piape la lirtn'iite otflec, •*~\Vliy did you lot that get Into t&o poor!\ asked th« old man, Inulcntteg wlfcli IUB foreflngeif the obJcctloimWo '\3L don't see but tint's all rlijlit,\ said .1110 reader. 'Ton don't, ottf «mp^cAja\a man Kcaipp. \You don't, Oh? Do\you thtaak \i& want t,o advertlao that man Bricht for- nothing? !T«j nqvor had an ad. in II1I3 paper In Ills life.\ itumx C'»<«. The pcenllar breed of eata fonnil In Hies lalo of Slaa dlffow from others oody , „_ , __ „ In \Sliat Oiey have no talk* and the Ift«l< \Which to- fwillizo -Clio young Itleat w«a| the»«of is tlio Insoluble ptiaiilo to oat- held \lr* tlio loft over Cantaluf Ilea- (italtaW. Blncoit litis lieeonns tho fnasli. uott'l op<eii Blied.\ In D«ster tliib- first' low to explalu everything: by tlio priii- «ftthorias of tirksiiif for iiiHtriuettoalclptlca of evolution, two theories utrvo *mt In •\Jdoutaifcaat BtaCTord's toanu\ :lict.*n o(fered-oa«s Umt, owing to tlio In CoriasUi ttie JlrKt actiool tvaa held to Italteu range nn«l lack of douse forestn, \thaop^a air under a large tree, ffbo flrat Bchoolc^om In Exelcr waa •perhaps a» uniques w any. Crotelic-d poti* \vcsco set In tlio ground back of ilr, llarfeot'n ham and on these other llics orlglnnKeate had no aso tor taja«, artcJ conseo-Konlls? tliey (the (alls, rsot lite* cats) gradually atrophied for la«t ot m»e and hecnTae rudimentary; nnotdi., cr tlial the primitive Manx cut off all poleiwcxolatd, v*ulo around the? «Wes lltolr cats* tqi|» and In tho coarse of IOOM baardii wore, sot up o a end to la- 1 tlnno developed a tailless breed, Cwao «IOM the* Bpaco w2»ro the aeliool was held, Scliolitra 0* tho present day Tvould look aakaia*o at such coavea- iencea, lliiliiK Is eerlnla—tlto cats are there, fcsiil Ihoy have no'ddts. The TaWa Spirited Fulhpf. ' \\Sir,\ said tlics nroud aaollier to «3io jifeSHttar anthor, *\my sou. who is now A* 01* J,(B«ejr» _ _ AWcdbjcabttry CBnglaad> resident to foatieen 'years ©Id, mlinlres yoa\ great- tho ilxfeeseulh ccnttary left $1,000 to pro- •vide nnaaaally on SttTnomns' day tlitw gowns-aond Ibrco coals to indigent per> mm of tho pariah- l'ottowtng the ew»> torn of *ho times,, tlio money was In- tested ta land, (let tli|s case in ailner- nla), nncl this OI-IKIIIHI legacy lms in- creased In value to ?H0,OtX>. Instcsid of the throe gowns and throe coats the eharlfy «ttMiah»1aatt(s who mlinteister thofuaaaitroabte ih present 200 gowns andsbetaf colts. , Cnntior Ott. A nhnpdo metlioci of taking castor oil, oceotdtag to aicfiticat Kews, witlmat prodltctDEg any n&iMCittlng «ffeeb» Is to inatrtfefc tlio patient to -wash, oat tho mouth -wlOi wat«*r as hot na Can bo horno,*«rcviillow a lUtile.of itinlien swal- low the ell-and follow this by rinsing out the- mouth -well with-* hot -water, lie- Mid, \Rend that again.\ After *ho 'JPIiolirs* swallow of the water cleanses se^eoiid reading he satdi \I believe I'l I)-- lie also Is an author. Be fc=ns wrrlllen a uuintter of stories, anflE I would have so tE&ed to have you read DIMI ertUeiso tliera.\ •\Ah!\ eald tho popalnr _authwor, liwftlblng hiiril, \*• \Hut ltls-fnllicx pt all of thesm liato |h*3 stove.'* \*1 slmuldl like to mate tho neaunXat. arsaio of audi a MMH,\ said the nuUaor wHth enthuslasra. \Ho has the spirit of n Koman Jfather.\ — ludiannpcallii K'GWS, • nVcMkSiifr tt i^p, «A Jasper eouaty farmer paid a hlgli tribute to tho WtvtHW talents or a Car- Ibtaga real estate agent tho other day, tt«s decided to sell his place and go* a recil estate ngest to wrlto a notfece, \Vn«n thcngeiit read the notice to hSni, thejnoixth, innkca tlio meiahmnea hot, 80 mitt -fiio on dwea not sack, and CM* acqildatlCy slips dtt^svlicaslty. Ilarrt *o l'lcase. Browaa-Voa doa't look -very aafis?, aUiiiley- Buuile3?-I hays -just lost a liver on a hot. ' - Jrowat-lbat's bwid, Dijjfttedr-l'es. E hud an awful attack not sell. Tvo h<sen looking for a phaco 0^ that Mnd all ray life and fllflnff Tto»? 15Sad It until yoa described It to me-*'- 8C tonis foat-Olspatch. Amntcut ?Xlglit Do »«Well. *^fell the trnthi, now., \Jfou are a pro- fessstonal beggax* are yon notS\ sali uwj keen faced! ludlvldnal who land be»«u approacliod. . _„, __ \'I used to t^ak I was,\ replied tho of rlipuxBiUlam this morntog, and that|iv»eary wayfarer, \but slaco 13 cents la yotmg Acaillrt of it doctor, mp'snhre, tact men llv^et lie coulta cure It before nfght, and I'll ho liougea. If he didn't win tho money! From t3io Qonrta. High aihove tho haitSi of factories, tho clang off ftolley gpoiigs tod the clatter of trafi« rost! a carash that tei'tlitea tho visitor to Aftierlca. Igo,' '\I bea.r that hoiso wherever: said he. \What la It?\ .\pon'tdMalarme^'Verepliod.' only sozacbody's x-clailves breaking bij' ,wlli, li -^2Sfowark' M«Ws. ntl 1 have; to show for a day's wor3c I 1 saw forced to tahe conclusion, thatl am inoerely an atnatjeur.\~^rjcay Storlest. .. A Jer»oW Retort, \When Albert Smith gretv tired of Tie- hxsg the butt of Douglas Jerrold's -wit, lie? one day plaintively reifintkbd, \At t* ot- alt, Jerrbld, TVO row in the soma boat,\ *\i'os answered' the clever play- \v-rlgUt,.liko ft flash of lightning, **hUt TCiiat'S! hot With the Same Skulls.\ , Tlie- WiintiiS ^Vith the. OlocM. ~ •\Wba* tline is -itf iJskted his vrtti Busplclcwisly aa'hef^canie in. \AbOtaatl\ Just jBaon the clock S^ucfc 3,' f 'atnca:«Ua[ .\When did the clock com- monc6'tosluttcr»Hie said, with a fee- -hlo ntteasapt at juteflcfttioh auda joke; A'PrcriNtlccUtaiicl. nlan yojK nad/doirig some ca^ 1 \I'liajt pehlor \woifcsli irau'd,\ \Uovir do,you laiow4 : ^ 314 good \v*ofk,\ ' '\. .''•.<•_. , ''Sihftt Jnjiyhe,-*>uthe/s'Soedrpeutek He'cleaareil:aiM*ie ineai ho made,'*^- judge, .... '•: . , the Hurrxan Katnxc. \'What nro the respective nges. of fadlicr and the son?\ -\Well. I judge that tho former' Is 0-wor fifty, hecoase J notice he likes to beacalled \my\.boy,' niid't^at the latter ! te Under -bvOnty-flve, fpr.the reason •ttaat it pleasoa ahii to be addressecE ns 'cfc3d man.' \-Snaart Sot. * TUe TJ«e3Ejjeoto& Reunion. St, PeteMVMch wife do you wtaiit to live -with? Shade—jlioiaey all hero? s St, Peter-Yes. Shade—1 thought you said this -was -lb<ettYenM3etroit ftee Press, NoVer argue at .th'd dinneiJ tables for the ohe Tyio is'Hot hungry ni\Vayg gets •th«-Bfe4fc.o<:the4a*i«ln,--C!olton. jieeitTUoiumwa J ,He \WipfeiB Mm Fovciicnd, She—Don't yan always shl/er yrSm. yaeupass tlio cemetery? lie-Not I I*m going to be crenant- e*a^polumi)ia Jester, DOUSI-E mCK\ t-OANs, Oteixt $>m» O«oi> JXTOTJRjojttT Ratije* Itr t^aJl Siiiet »a»Is». An interesting imestton often asked In Wall street concerns the amonnt of capital that a' largo b^nh: could raise at au aourt notice, That is;' howjinucli accommodation could a hank extend a jcustoiney imejcpeetediy etrnfrputed witb pressing iieecl or for tho purpose' of financing a big .deal, A. banker, of Ui- ternationnl es^evlence is authority for tlio statement that Wall street's facili- ties In tills regard are superior.to Lon- don's in. that a l,arga undertaking could bo financed here with nuicb greater dispatch tbaa on the other -side, Said an ofRceiNif one op Wall street's aiostriniportaat banks: \It Is no* trou'» bio at all no^vadays to r-alse $5,OPO,000 or 16,000,000 -witliiu a n hour. I >ave jBCOa it done too often to think'for a inoment'that it wotild -tax seriously n large bank's resources. Five times that sum, eay 125,000,000, can be raised at tjveatjr-foiir hon^slnotlee, it has been done. Of coarse no one bank could do it, but tho sre3ft Wall street institu- tions are Uliked together -in such a way as to provide almost unlimited* re- sources for the-flnaneing of any safe deal, the large banks think llttio ot §1,000,000 or $2,000,000 loans, these days, whereas, iu former years they at- tracted general attontloa, for such largo amoants were released only after con* sldorablo negotiation. But (hat has ull changed now.'VNow Xork Mall and Express, , INACTIVE OLD AGE, * More Conducive to ^r*atlBen»\ Thmi (0 SJ»oirt()nIncr life. There Js far more evidence for tho be- lief ta tlio dreariness o£ old age after active work has been laid aside than for tho shortening of life which results from the enforced Inactivity. Two not- able instances and perhaps freer from doubt Unfit most (is to vrhother It is eu- nut alone that kills and not the disease of odd ngo or a more specific malady are tlioso of Js'apotcon tlio Great and ailsraarck, 'J\he 0110 lived six years la St. Helena, tho other eight years at friearlduruh, each *'eailng out Ms licurt.\ If evt'r there iwcrtj men who ought on th« supjiosltloa to have been iilletl by the total suspension of their activities, these two ought to have bce», but It would bo «w|remo!y dllfe cult to show that they* wens Though Napoleon was no more than flf ly-three. yet Jt vras the specific disease of cancer of tho stomach ot which lie died, and the connection between his exiled lone- liness and tho direct csaso of his* death does not seem very apparent On tho. other hand, Blsmnrete at the ago of mven<y<nvcv when ho wim dismissed from, tho chaacclloraliIp» coutd not liavo had a likelihood of aioro prolonged years than ho actually achieved out ot ollled oven if he had eoattttued to otllca until tho ciat, A wise man If not too dyspeptic will never lose touch with nctaal lite. There are old men with young hearts?, mid the elder when ho lias\ a young heart Is perhaps the most delightful type humanity can show us.' -Salt! tatty Review, 3gvory «W .ai«v~«r,v cell taiatreflterac Into the Jforafatlw -of ;4i}!vl&cbody !«!' hathed. i» -uaototure^, •temmtyimm' aJonefthesealtlpw'tiEss fefeingntai^rs/'l??p«t, :aiiveiaud *re enlblessa t*c»ri3routtfee6f ( .datieS,' BVea tliirwiKjne^whiob^nneBj* ta he tbe> m6st ; »lt«4 of .W. .«we mot* .than half theirtet^bho'tlMrpresence ot fluid,\ - .' • ' • qjhat onr WJIe** eontairjt^ a. Iarg« amonht o f fluid J» ra«oved Jrt\a'sfrlkln^ \mamier ; by th^ wt«Birs-wbtcfe\rite aftear the infliction otai)*arn,' \Water^ In fact,p3laysfa very impor-. tantpart in the lutenan anatciniy, for it is through its' a'geanay- that- the vltotl processea of digcstSSorf, abscoT>tlott *»« the oxcrettoa -of v»aBt|j»raductV atf. carried out. '. . • \ To reaace thHtJcadei •jnattearfd flguffea aad takiag 154'liottjjdi p .be the- tbtaOi weight of aa avpage full gxown niftn., •it is said that fliitfe alone at^oiints fcw : 109 pounds of tlio-vr-hole, H£«tox~3o co»«l^lt^r»t^!«»m«^ J A list of greatCltSSesburneia wouldb>« a list of aeucly nil t3io great -caplfa'laai the world. PewcpoCis, the splendid; res- idence of a lolig Bor-ies of rnelerg whose tributary province* extendej3L frem th« Indus to fbe jellesspont, AV^S hurne-cl, with nlltts palaces -amd torajples; BsUy= Ion and £nrtl)njn) -wsvere so -attorly oe- stroyed that tliolr v—-ery loeatSon has be- come a awttor of doubt. tECrae waa burned eight Illness, Jorusalcro foua' tunes, nod, though *3iey rose front their ashes, The second tempirsa-not llkies the a»t. Atliena. Syracase?\ Bagdad, Alexan- dria and. Antlocli caow exhibit only « slbadow of their (orrinor graasdeur. TI*« Phojulclawv. Ilka th««e Spartaxts and As- syrians, dlsappcnrewiB with the ruin of their capitals, but tSao most, Catof ul con-, flagrntioa recotilsd^ In the history of the world Is potliipes that of aioscow, \Thoy talte oifif 1ho fate of Euros* had been decided -=at Watearloo,\ «aya \0e Bourtcnno in Jtals memoirs of tbie first empire. (l |( NCapoleon 3aad beaten Wellington and Illawjher a dozen times, it could not havorestrloved taorevcrsca Qf the tbr^e precedtajgyoora- fins troth is that tho Froncji Osar aaad hW'foac- tuno were ruined hy tho fcurntng of Moscow. Thai cltsy was tho funeral pile of the grentiitisf ion,\ ttttnSc *>t iv Thi«t»rt«rtJoIt. Tae nnnfils of a Freach academy of ncleaco tell of a tailor's advenjnrc with a thunderbolt. ,lfe lived in a house pro- vlds*d with two clilmaeys-^ono for n nreplaco nftd tliootlfer' for a stove, the latter not la tis?. Daring a thunder storm n tremofidous re-port was heard, nttft^everyboay thought that the house had been struck by ltehtntng. Instant- ly a hlue.iuMaliig untl dronjwd Into the llreplace and rolled out Into the room, seeajlngly ahotit sit hactics above the ttoor. The excited tailor ran aroaiid the rooin, tint ball of flro playing about Ids feet. Suddenly It rose; above his head nnd moved off toward the stovepipe ito the celliug, which had a piece jPcr pasted over it. The ball moved ;ht through the paper and tip the ncy, When neat the top, it ex- ied and tore tho chimney late thou- sands of fragments, The sight of the debris left by the exnloslon showed the family what would have been tlio con- scqaences had ( It exploded while on Its gyrating passage \through the room. Icara. From ibe AuIrunlK. Ijearn' of tho unhaals. The horse teaches us to \be sileat under punish- meat and patient In amffering;. From the lieu we learn bravado. Prom the cat we leara to prowl at night. From the dog we learn how to bfe faithful to n friend. The camel teaches ds absti- nence. The elephant teaches us bow to be calm tu adversity. The hippopota- mus teaches ns'repose, \the sby little rabbit teaches us how to die without a murmur. The antelope teaches us the foolishness of Idle curiosity. The hop- toad tenches ns the evils of gluttony. The ant teaches us iadustry and wis- dom in CQUacll. The hen teaches us to go in out of tho wet Cyct I Itore seen fool hens which did not \khow the dif- ference between sunshine and rftin).- Some men might leara of hogs how to be gentlemen.—-New Tfork Press. ~ —,— . . t Convicts in Demand. Jackson, Miss., Inarch 13>-T,h.e loveo boa.rd in \session at Olarksdiie has $sked that forces of convicts he rushed to Oie levee section in Issa- quena county, whore the embankments ate reported to be la great danger. Officla)ii.of Sharkey comity have re- quested a safeply at teits as breaks in the levees above wttl render hundreds j)f families- homeless. 1 t*r I*. \Will your eiunloyeir be In after din- ner?\ inquired fte Visitor of the oMee boy. \Kopo Was thfe laconic reply. \\WhatmaJkesyon thhik so?'*wns tho next query. \ '\'Col! replied the boy as he pro- pUred to dodge, \that's what he went out after,'!—Judge. , . \ \' Most of the |wll.-<emeii in Australia are Irlshmeu, wlioano genius for humor- ous blundering loswsa nollilns: of Ito qu«.l- Ity under the Boiittaem Croeui. Here is sax instances Many Olilne«f>. mimes sara romlnlseent 9( a hurlcsqwo nnd rare probably merely uaarbarian caricature* ot the orlgbaali, »Of these Fong rat Alt Su and M Foo tiro the most com- mon, A newly a3p|)oliit«!d ctlpr ta a coimty court wa onlorcd by the Judge In * case In which h Cniliicso isras wHnesM to call for All-SonsKf. Tho mm of ErSn looked IMIUJCII mmS darted n look at the bcncli to Iry to d!aco?ror If thSa *wtw a colonial JoSSse: but, aeolng thus Judge as grave IK- JUI undjerlRker, fao turned to tho aiiillcsnco and hlaiidly ha- Quired, **Qtaut)onioB~«* will nos* of you fk> vorlitsaonoJf.wllh asong?** —' \V*ty Gttm GSrarf llwllow. The stems «(ytrcaB-Biid oats ato nssa- ally hollow; ami -She knots* of nodes which occur at teatervals and which have a peculiar deagree ot Sxmness, de- rived fr«m tho lc^tcrlttclas• of flbeca, Rlvo them * drrcancss aad strength •which they -would otborwtaso lack, It the material of wfcsteat stra\»w wera lot a 'solid form, it wott_2d make hut a thin •wiry st*mv wlileba would ansp with jgreat ease, but tea the hollow form, with the ltttcrVCftts=ag knot*, the neces- sary support la nffcarded. ffhersi wai ^Tefir large congregat^n, »nd t*w pBcto*<feelBg: thaf; there- itiw 6nlyda«*lm*disffmade signs to «LIUS- tic ftoapi the cluuicel entrance to come tp lua* and baaelblia go into the »Cr. tory garden through a glasi door-mto ^'dhul'ng : rooml'wherer-thBrci had beea a sl'feh't: refection' pefore the ferylcei bring a dish from ; the table, tajce i t down one side of,the horth-alsje fnd up tne'othev and:then bring it'te Qm elergyman at the place from which he Started.' Tlie;rust}» disappeared, reap* teirfestingon-a-logior-lijo»e!.liboV.e; the peared with the dlsh.'took It W\he waa ^ter, one may ahaost iltrays. find the 'b'idorescjihhdpresented itlo-thift'^eoplft •—:•-*••-* * —«- -.*,*«*,!... «i....«.—1~ oh elOxerslde o f the aisle,,a,na then ap- prjKciihig the rector whispered in hbi ea'r: \I've done as yer told-ltte,sirl I've taken, jt'dowa yon-slde. 6f the aisle imdt up fotberitaex'JJ none of ^enr 'ave any;\ Ifo order had been, given to 'enipfy- me dish, and i t was fnll : of bls- cuiflf—Be*n tola's -\liSemorlea.\ -\^Se of the raos'f remarkable discover- ies-ia\*thil^h'apeof a peculiar species of dsb e^or made bn ttua coptinent was that ainde at Carson City, Kev„ to 18T0- At that time both the. Sate ana Norcross and tho, Savage mines were down, \to what Is known as the; \2 foot level,\ When at thatdepth, a sub- terranean lalce of boiling water waa tapped. This accident flooded both mines to'a depthbf 400 feet After thi» water/ had all been pumped out except that -which had gathered J« basins and in the Inaccessible portions of the works, and when the water BGH had, a tereporahwe of 12S degrees—nearly scalding hot—many queerlooking Utile Wood red fish wore taken-out. In ap- pearance they somewhat resembled the goldfish. They seemed lively and sportive euo'nfihjvhea they were In their native eloment-bolllBg water—notwithstand- ing the fact that they did not ©ven.bave rudimentary eyes,' TOieu Jhe fish were, taker* out of tho hot water and put In- to backets of cold water f» the pur> pose of being transported to the sue- /face, they died-as quickly as a perch 03? a'bunt would if plunged Into a kettle of water that was scalding hot! not only this, but tho skla peeled oltexacfc- ly as If it bsd been boiled. Eyeless flab are common enough ta all snbterranean lakea and,tlvcr», hut thl* Is tho only case on record of living fish toeing foaad In boiling water. - «fr«iNejrMwtir }&*$*- .»W%-k. ' in moist/piKeea .ihvt!«> *eld* and (jrieadows may-be^toun^tb^, w.0c4 tor- toise, 8j,:sober <ort of tu)tie of'ahro-wn or reddish, brown coldr #**, the »he}l havlng'a:tiagem its? i aildd.lfe*Ijn|: the back, 8aysl*atnreStugy,'©aebplate of tlie> shci} >*uhae*he*W ha* * black blotch.'\ ; -• •''\-?• !». mud hole* and -hisina^l ponds* of- Sie«ie>l Vft^llh a V^stie, A former -vicar *f a coaairy parfcsh notfor £rora SliefEseldwas a gentleman disttngaished for fials learning and tost the position ho looist at Cam&rtdge. O»o day a vfattot to thes village «ot into con- Yersauon Willi ones* ofthe tiorlshloness, and the talte tlltnCnat to the irfcar. \l'our clergjiaitsa,\ said \the visitor, ••Is.a yery aWo caaan. WXiyi he 1» a wrangler.\ \1 never h«l trhat,\ Wats the repty Of the -rillggori 1 *^ut his cassis Is.\— tendon Tlt-Blli The JCAIT of *Fnllln|t 3Etddle». All falUns hodt<ess ( whetber they \he crystal raiadrops or meteorites, Call with what philosophers terin \a teal- form accelerated! motIor|**-In otfaer Words, I f a boilybe* m6vlng^ nth certain Treloctty at thoekptaratlon o£ ohe secomd from the peigllinlh^ of its foil It Will he moving .-with tivltfes that velocity at tho expiration of uyov Seconds^ gdlnhig in ^pied at a anlfomsi rate throughout tho eoUrse'^if its fall, \He's not -wlisjtjgrqu would call sjrict- ly bandsonie,\ iiiei the major, b^atniaig through his glassies on a -baby ns he lay howling In hlfe~ mothers arins,\tjnit It's the hind of facsae that grows on yoia.\ \It's not tliolltad Of faee that grew on your' waSfllie hidlgnaat and Unex- pected reply of the? fond mother. \S*on'd be better looking ij± it hadl** . A jftamx hand. \Joha sald.Xir^. Nortoh as she Seat' ed herself atihi! Eaotol Meakfast taKe,, \did yea call n tfat-^er?\ \Yes** said Norton,, looking tap from his paper, *\I ij&lU==d him, aad he haa a tray full.\ , Feminine ««onTeri««.ilon. Blobbs^-\vV(Jiaon: .talk about nothing but their dreMi Slobbs-OhfIdcDU't kno-w,; It seems «to me-I've heard some • of them talk about their iintSr^Bhiladehplila Keccvrd, K lis ttoniy Could, Mrs. Woorlsli-Iash\it grand.to.tads inyour pwaciU'tlatge? ilr: Koorich-'T«eSi but I'd enjoy- 1| mor^lf t^uldsfcandon ^thesidewalk and iee m^llriace by^teootaynt&ft, Stteaso l» cuiarnt vreiu* at Art, By softertog shellac with, heat It rany IJO dravm out and twisted Into al- most white sticks and ot a fine silky lusteir. Extreme beauty Is given to Chinese worts of art by the use of shellac, Some of them are very ancient and of great \value..\ \SOicy are chiefly ekowehow boxes, tea basin* or*other small object* made of wood or mctid. They are covered with a coat of abeJ. tec, eolorSTwlth vermilion, And while tho layer of shellac la soft and pliable it It molded and shaped Into beautiful patterns. Some of these- works thus ornamented are so rare and beautiful thnt even to China they cost fabulous stimsu * He F*jrx»Y« th» BUkay, A certain btsltop, nn ardent advocate of tccstotailsnx, found one of fils flock, t o whiiro ho had preached for years, leta* Ing ha helpless drunkenucstt against a wall. \Wllktnsf* cried the bishop, inex- pressibly atioehed. \OhjWilidnsl You in this state! 1 am sorry; I am aorryj I nut sorry?* , A* the bishop was passing by on the other? side Wllklns pulled himself to- gether and hiccoughed after him: \BSShOp hfcstoopl'* The bishop hastened hack la .the hope of hearing » resolution ot repentance. \Bishop If you ore really sorry 1 for- give youl\ ' % 11, n 1 1 1 ,. A Blr4 Slack Llk* « Pi.k. The \birds of ft feather\ that \Bock together\ do not belong to the penguin family, ns they are entirely destitute of feathers, lmtring for a covering a kind of stiff down. Another penguin pccul- t ifttar Is* that It swims not on, but tn> er, -water, never keeping more than Its head out.ana when fishing coming to the- surface s£t such b*fcf aad rare iu= tcrvals that nu ordinary observer would almost certainly mistake it for a fish. ' \ 1 :DMCOtttf««Il»K ( \J^y dear sir,\ Wrote the editor to the pemsstent yoang «uthoT, \to order te simplify matters sonjewhat We are in- closing a buach of \our \declined with thaafes' notices. If you will put one of tbsese In on envelope with your man- 7 hscript and mall It t o yourself, it will make It easier for ail of us, and you. WllI be savlag Something* In'postage as Wcll.\-43Blcago \Post Goiaaiib. '; There are some goldfish in \Washing- ton -sVhiek .belonged, to the Same family for the last fifty years, and they seem no bigger aad no less vivacious today umx* they did when they first prime in- to tae owner's possession, A few of' the -fish In the uoyal aqUaiiuin in St iBetersbUrg.axe known to b& 150 years old.. '-• * '' DepreaMlng.. « \ \'vV'ere there laughter and. cheers dur- ing yoUr speech?\ . , \W\elI,\aiis|EVored the youthful states- man, ''there weren't many cheers, but now and then people in the audience looked af 6ne another hhd laUghfed.\--- Washlilgion Star, : • ,A-,Cln$i of Neccnnltjr. . Ifis, Smltb--We missed #6u so much atoarpnrryi .'. .%. ., Jlirs, Jones—And I was so vexed when leffuidn'f cornel You see, our' cook had cprapnny uheipectedly, nhd she needed ns to fill out the^card tabies.-yDetrolt Journal. ' . , ^painted turtle, which Ms the-margin of the, shell marked ri$'whale the shell ijnderneath. is yellow,'^Tnese turtles are not so easdly capturee «a ^e Wood t&rtleB, for -they are\ rathear' timid and often slip into tfiej 'water' \\whetr ap- proached, but with, patience an^i in- genuity they ^can *e -.outwitted at last and pne. secured for examination,, It will be rare good fotttsae to find a turtle at> a meal and ij«« hdm hold, his food, sometimes with pnet fore-foot, sometimes with the other\-* but-never ;with both at once,\ as cats and dogs often do, I - After watching him-for*.a-^rhiW try to And Wiether he always dm.-wa W» tall in on the same side of Met box hoase. Experiment with the samp turtle over and over; thensomethnostey other tur- tles in the same way and and out for yourself whether turtles wary In -ails matter of hldlnit away thtec tails. \Ehts la more important than^cHQ ea^iatag- inc. If all the animals knd plant* of the same sort we're alws\*'* tua.same there would never* ho (jay change In tho Hving world. Count the toes oa thd foco feqt and on the hind- feet, nojehag whether there are the same auituW all around. AB you find otlier turtles,, jiartlcularcly in dltferentparts of tho conmtry, If you travel abouti or tot -*twii «roseum» as you can -visit, see whatduXerences you can flnd in thfs matter of the number and arrangement of tott|e».* toes, If is not sb silly an it may imp-ear to somo people. Notice also that wom* turtles bnve webbed feet*, to ouslilo then* to iswim the better, Manage In some way to open the tur- tle's mouth and and wjj«»ther it tons teeth, or only hard .and rather sharp cutting edges along tho Jaws, Toaoh tho eye* gently with a »ra«U stick and see the turtle draw A tlilaa skin over them. This is tho third eyelid, the Mate as in hens, pigeons and binds generally. Notice that the feet and *all are cov- ered with *catwj uien somo time exam- Ino tho foot of n hea orpfg-eo'n and ma that they are ircaly alio, In thl* «»at« ter of the thir| eyelid and tho icales tho birds and tlio turtle) have feajares rfcoraxoon,' 3Pcrbar«^r»<t41nj« arou wHl learn how it haiipecKd and will flnu It a rety Int^&esllnr atory,-Kew \SorkTabune.! ««!*\ . A)i»ro>rUtI>i|j • CTr*t(. There i t a resfmaxant beeper with it new and cspacloo* place 00 tlio upper west tide about whom n iptory Is r»lng tho round*. Tbte ^mih» Swirt\. raalw\' no secret of tho t>ct that \when h* ar-. rlred In Am«rtc«. •• : «y*wui {M iMKt mom nnjttrs and &M* tliua doltsm m*& that I t to dwt to torn own \titduiiry that ho now can command btgk- llttio army of cooki^ w«lt«rs aad ollieac help. When ho opened sa. add;ttlon to tas roora» je* cently. his friends were arttrpruted! to aco a crest emblaaconcu eoujplcuoosly on various parts of tho voJti. The glass- ware also bears the crest, \I say, Pat,\ sold a frtend rcecatiy; *\where did you get thn.lcx-caU'* \That belonged to a king: of my namo in Irelanu?' was the reply.. \And: 1 irappoie you wera dna o£ the royal family V \\ttt% I don't know,\ was tho confi- dential reply, Hi looked it tip la the Astor library; There were several atim drcd years to accoaat for, lautl thoaght I'dtake a chance. w --'Sl!w \3tTork Tltaes. . \\Kiadta* Xsn lls.*erl»l, i 'BAW large Is yowJiatpmoth ca-ref* asked the foreign tourist* \Kbbody knovrs exactly,** said the na- tlv/E. \It's so large, thought, and people get lost In It so jeasliy, «fhat wheat a man Is about to explore It \he mak^ his will and -wishes his Weeding frteads goodby.\ \Most astenlsbhigl 1 HCrer heard that •beforpr * \Ohj well, of coaTsc^ltlaSrit Ijulte »> bad as that 1 was, only Joking, 1 ' {Entry in forelga tbuthstfs-notebook: \Another curious custom among Amer- icans is that when they tell an amaz- ing lie they call .it a Jokev\J-CuIeago Tribune. * Trne MtHr» '•Prisoner,\\ said-th§ ju^ge, \yoa are convicted of bigamy, Ofliatvlng* marxted two wives. Have you auiy plea for mercy before the.sentence:\of tte court is imposed on yon*? 1 ' ., . ' * \Yes judge,\ said thenrasoner, \Give mo as-big a-BenteiiCff In jaii'as you can,'* - . \What?\ \I want to keep Out Of ; rixe clutches of those two wives as long as I can, aad a long Jail sentence will be* true mercy.\ ^Baltimore Herald. -\- : \ -\ • mm i \tt Wet s5rG •,.f~ff« m A * _ Is / An tTn4e«ljr»b|B 3Pliice. Weary w;ra{fgles-#-at>yI Sou Won't git nothih* decent la dere- Dem peopie U vegetarians; , • Hungry Hank-Is ditrfeht? Weary\ Wraggies—Soh^an' dey got 8 * dog .W'at am't^Phiiadelpiiia Bress. ,eiui»« r . ; ..Charity itself .coma-anas US,- where we know nblii/to tblhfc- well of all.. But friendship, that always goes a pitch 'highei?, gives., a inaa a pecallar right • and claM' to-the jBcfbd opinion of his: friend. V , TbeeyeS o f ither people'are the eyes\ ttatruln:vis.—^Frahidln, ' ' . *\ Urefet\ men should thlnit of opportu- nity and -not.of,thherfciaiie Is the ex- cuse of feeble mlhdedanat puzzled splr- lts,-^pl3raeli.\ '• .._;-'.,_•,£,..„. _^j and 60 \Pia st a el ey»?r <? frofx f—^— for Grc ) . > Front #: iromJTS •; 11,1 T^
