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.... ;t· .............. ~ . ~ / •.. .Quote ... ·~ .. \rll . \PolWc:a hp got ·to~· -..__~' '\\ pemhre that:· lf-'--~~ a ... \\'\.·. ~·~ lot of .money to em·~ beat Wllh.'' -Wdlltogara ,. H:e Deserves· a M'e-·al They say there is nothing new'under ~e sun. Per!taps. not, but a happening in Wisconsin c:omes ~lose to being just that. There, state .Assemblyman Soik of White- ·ftsh Bay has intxoduced a bill that would require the edueational' sy$tem to insure.· adequate doses of study of the compar~- : tive virtues of tlle free enterprise system from kindergarten though. :Q,igh school. The Assemblyman argues that all coul~ ben~fit fro:qt the training in basic economic principles and cited figures which- he said indicated that lit:Ah ·school students, in par- ticular, have little understanding of the free··enterprise system. He said the basic purposes of htsproposal is to make citizens more eff~ptfve voters and consumers and ~, said it would be carried out~~.: stressing ec.Jnomic principles in social stuq.~s. Of course, his bill has met opposition. ~rom legislative members ,who .. want to be')qre that the shortcomings of capitalism are noted. The shortcomings of capitalism have been noted by all and sundry, until it is a miracle the capitalistic system stin sur- vives. It is an even greater miracle when an elected public official has the t~merity to stand up and advocate the teac::hblg of economic truth which must ·inevitably call attention to a few of the virtues of capital- ism and the US' free enterprise system. The ·wisconsin Assemblyman is to be corn mended for his courage. · THE HI·TCH~ING POST ..... Louisburg, N. C., Franklin Times: \The people elect men and women to pub~ il.ic office, presumably because of the con- fidence they nave in them. The people, rightfully, expec:Jt these officials to act in the people's best interest .at all times. However, this confidence does not pre- clude the peopl~'s right. to obsetve in per- son or to be informed of all actions taken by their chosen repreoontatives.\ •• * • A l.oc4lt ~pppter. of the L~d1es' . Aid Socie~ c:leclded to bring a little stUrshfne. --into 1he-state pri.sonoy writing cheery letters tQ the i:runates. One lady didn't quite know how -to address a inan she knew .only by a string of ~umbers. Finally she decided to w:rlte;: \Dear 685938. May I call you 685?\ by Bill Trimble \I need a Job, Senator,\ insisted the voter from the lawmaker's home consti- tuency. *'-!1 The Senator thoi.ight for a moment. 11 Well, I'll tell you,\ he said, \there aren't any jobs available. But here's what I'll do. I'll get up a committee to inves- tigate why there aren't any jobs. And you can head that committee.\ •• * • 'I hear you've been having car trouble' . \~:ep. I bought a new carburetor that saves 30'it,gJ gas, a new timer that satres 50% on ga& 'and a new set of plugs that saves 40%. After I'd gone ten miles, the tank started overflowing. •••• Sign in a service station restroom: - ; : BiU :Lafnale's N,ews· L~htir ' - \ ' . . -..,. Courier ExpresS . \Zig'' Finn was an artist · who , happened to_ wort :Memone8, \. with eonerete. ,His nm;ne time we spent ·; was on little brass prates years ·of our maniag~ . you ~ped on evecy-where door to my parents Ott Eliz- lil:b®t toWn. Be was a side abeth street, The ... bfi,de walk contractor. w~d some boiled onions . ··On the job he drove for supper and !iaW some on stakes and laid fonns just mothef,s back J>OJ:ch; alld so, and then with a h<>e care helped· hrself. · She ·bl)iled funy blended cement, sand these. for hours but c~·ttuld~-~+--~d lime in a trough. But not get ~hem tender~ so· we · tha~.ilnit why foiks always decided to eat · them any~ gathered around: way but they had a very They wap.ted to see Zig mild flawr. Next day she put a finish on the harden- told my· mother that we ing cement. \Now every- · didn't think 1nuch ·of her one stand back,\ he would onions and then was told · growl,. looking around and they were tulip bulbs, put chasing away the dogs. ' 1 I out there to dry! · don't want to have. to .Ao • * • • this here job all over again\ The recent death of Pri- Getting down on his mo Carnera, former heavy- knees, Zig would lean out weight... boxing champion over the wet cell}ent with brought back Q}.emories. · I a float and comb long, tex- went down: to early break- tured swirls into the sur- fast in Hotel- ~uffalo and face. His motions with the the only diner w'aa: a huge trtowel were as graceful as m!ID whom I was SUfe '. I those of a maestro with his knew. Sure enough it was baton. . Primo and I asked him if - Finally Zig got around to I might eat with him. We putting a sidewalk in front had an interesting and in· of his house. It would be structive conservation. ·He his proudest job. was a big man, 6 foot 6 in., He laid the stretch on and weighed 260'lbs. He Saturday anc! had the usual was rather alow & awkward audience, including his own as a fighter and after be- sons. It was nearly dark ing defeated by Max Baer, when he finished spreading Primo turned to pro-wrest- straw on the fresh concrete ling for a few years and he did that so it wouldn't then went hom~ to Italy, dry out so fast. His work where he retired. would last a lifetime. • • • * After a week or so he ' Do you remember the raked away the co\r~r, ex- Traveling Chautauquas? posing a flawless ribbon of Each year they came here concrete. But wait! In and pitched a large tent, one corner of the last where the local post-office square w_a,s a small foot- no.w stands. They stayed print, the toes deeply im- a week under the auspices pressed is if made by some of local organizations which one running. sold the tickets. Each days Zig took one look and program was different and S!lid, \1 know who did that. had the best talent in the That boy ruined my side- country including great walk,\ and he laid out his _ oratory, singers, lecturers, belt. When Bob, hi.s old- and -vaudeville. They est son,_came home from . \· Staf Writer.· ~ ; ' the finger and toe pQrtr~ts . a,nd there .?{~..a lOt of:~ok · mg about Grandp~ .FfJP?':> , funny loo~g. ..~~ sidewalk .. Btil the~ _ *41S blinking back af. te~. too. t'lr:~**:tii:AUIIUA~JC4•M*** II c:;Cittaro_,gus Coortty ''**••••••'i'***'*'l)\ ~··\*··· I \. Do' you...love to m.ati:e. jams and jellies? · ~ow: ia . the time of year whe:n -!resh ' fruits start coming to mar- ket and you are probably eager to beginmaking these delicious products. Each season we receive several calls b.-ere at the Home Economics office from homemakers in the county who are seelQ.ng the answers to questions on jams and jellies. The fol- lowing are some of the most common questions that have been asked about jams and jellies: What makes jelly clt'ludy? One or more of the fol· lowing may cause cloudy jelly: Pouring jelly mix- ture into glass~& slowly Allowing jelly nuxture to stand before it is poured. Juice is not properly strain ed and so contained pulp. Jelly set to-o fast - usually the result of using too· green fruit. · Why do crystals form in jelly? •••• Bob - 41 Tlti11k there is any intelligent \This is a partition, not a petition. No sig- natures are required.\ brought great culture to school, he use~. it. \ man~ smaller communities The next winter influet'l- across the natton. I never za swept through town. Crystals throughout the jelly may bec~used by too much sugar in the jelly. mix ture, etr cooking the mix- ture too slowly, too h'ttle or too long. Crystals that form at the top of jelly that has been opened and allow ed to stand are caused by evaporation of liquid. Cry- stals in grape jelly may be tartrate crystals. To pre· vent their formation, after extracting the juice from the fruit, let it stand in a cool ptace oviir\night. Then ~· • J '(o)\ ~~ ~t!:~!fli~te ~tst ;~; you 'aon't·~ee • • • • A.rmy''barber to recruit: \Wanna keep your sideburns?\ ~ knew wlly they lol&ed'I:'Up t ·.!'-!tDne « thQie-:ittaiinted. was but perhaps the cost of the Robert :Flnn. When Spri~g -,vstraitt·\'th-e j~ through .. them wasting $30 billion to find! out about us.'' - - ••••• • We nuiy becoJDe the first -country in histocy where welfare checks are deliver- ed by the butler. · ..... Acroba.i: \Where's the trapeze?\ St. Peter: ci'You rnissed it son, you mis- sed it.\ - · ••••• Joe: \l just ca:me to ask you whether ·· · it's right'for someone to profit by the mis- takes of others.\ . Clergyman: 11 Certainly not!\ Joe: \Then I wonder if you'll give me -· back the- five· b~cks I gave you last June :for marrying me.~! * ••• The doctor~s new secretary w~· hav- ing trouble with the ooss• notes on an e- mergency case which read, '\Shot in the lurnbtlr region,., :;l'he girl brightened up Shl:lrily and typed ni the record, ~<Wounded iri. the woods.\ . •••• Recruit: \Y-es.\ Barber: \Catch!\ • • • • One way to be :sure that crime won't pay would be to let-the-government run it. •••• Sitting at home, having a quiet even- ing were two spinster si~ters. Suddenly . one looked up from the paper she was read ing and, commented: \There's an article here telling of the death of 11 woman's third husband. She has had all of them cremated.\ ~<Isn't that life for yo\l?\ said the other. usome of us can't even get one husband while others have husbands tO burn!' ••••• The q~rtermaster handed the seaman recruit a pair of trouser,s and the recruit - put ~l.ll on., They fit perfectly, as did the shirt anacap. 11 Gad, man.\ exclaUn.ed-the .quarter- master, \ypu must be. deformed.\ • • • • _ ·. Shoe dellartment manager to customer · . . . ~~Yes, w:e.ha:ve :quite a selecti\on 'of .loafers. In a crowded restaurant a diner beck- oned to a wait~~ · . -~-- · --;~ ~~n see u r can .get one-to wait t'lh you~w - ~ ..,. . • . _ _;·'!!\\ . ~ ..... \S~Yf ;he ~-ed, \coald you tell me if it's .raiDing outside?\. · \$orry/' replled ~e waiter coldly, c'tfus iSfilt my table.\ :,,.. *- •• A ·reeklesa'-'1111-ver-iS::--OD.e-w:h~ -'Passes . . . you ~ll: the highway in spite of all Yi011r' ea-r ean dtl. , · · ~ . ... 1.. . I, · _,\f.f~n~ers.t~_d,·~e.,yve.,~ded the atom . rb!)!Pb .~to, tb)je,e· mz~s: Ebz tremendQ\US; .; . ,ll'Jd 'Wli~ -is everybOdy? · , •. . . , . ~ 1 ,• ,-•:;''-,k;' .• •. _-.. ~ •:\' .• : . .,., .. • -.. • '.~· I~! . ,\ . :· .. .• * • ~ ••• oft\ \ • 1 ·• • ' best talenlllltas.. too..high for CaplB. MrS. FimJ. :wen..t out the small ticket charge. I and planted j~ps by her wish someone could revive son's footprint. \I'll make them. -- -up for it somehow,\ Zig two thicknesss of .damp eheeseeloth and this temov es the tartrate ·crystals . What causes jelly to be too soft? • • • • said quietly. placing his Do you remember when ann on her--shoulder. _ Too much juice in· the men who wa:ntea to> be Pres Zig dug out a ·pathway mixture. too little sugar, ident weren't ashamed to around the side of the house mixture not acid enough or a<tmjt it~and they weren't and tamped down a bed of malting too big a batch at miJlionaires. Remember cinders il1 if. Oh top o. one time may cause ,.soft when you didn't have to be this he began another side.- jelly. It could also be a a coUege mathematician to walk but it took. him 20 ~om.bination of tnese things make a long distance phone yearl3 to complete. That · What causes fading? call?· Pro-· base ball and was because he laid only Too warm a storage place football were for whites - oJ:!e sq_uare of concrete or too long · storage. Red only? : every snmll\i'!r. fruits such as strawberries • ·• • * The Finns always had a ~d r~pberries are espec- When t}:le yoUng negroes family rewiion picnic in the Ially likely to fade. start ·riots, bqrnoing and ba,ckyard in June. When ,, . W:Y does fruit float in vandalism, I wonder what the eating was over, Zig Jam. .. they think about Jew!!. The would pull on his overalls Fruit was n-ot fully ripe, Jews have had more trouble and mnc up a batch of ce- was not thoroughly crushed in the World than all of the ment fo:t one of the ·side- or ground, was not cooked negroes in this country and walk sections. Then, aS- long enough, or was not AfriCa hut 1 never have Sembling the 1 children, p~perly packed ·in glasses heard of a Jew .mixed up iil he'd get down on his knees or jars. If g~es and para rioting; combing or looting. · and cat'etully impress each fin are used, stir the jam be Millions of Je'Ws have beim hand and foot into the soft' ·fore packing .. _If jars and mUl'd,erM, . __ip.j~rect_ arid ___ co.ncretQ. _ _ · lid$ are. used, ·shake jars ab~.Iittlow ot orre hotel . Tips· grew into a SQrio of . ge11tl1 alter packing .. in. A: m,edium sized city .eeremony. The .._children ~ese are just se-reral of which diditt want J~ws. · w~ul~_line up, b~footed, th~ questions· .asked us by They dittttt dare post stgbS . ap.d _Zig would. put the . homemakers ~und the ·.to etfe,c~bute;~eeyiime, n:\mte. dD.det eaclt- set of ''-~co~ty: &:iwwing ~be ans- Ji._a:pl!f~~~b<i ~~ct:-Jew- ~- ~;.\Ymall~\'was doc ~-wers to _thesr-:q\\U!$tlr:ms- ~. J'eJ(iSh :~e .. ~en~g ~;~d~d:re:a ~el~ lheni. When mak'ing rf$_aiS\$' • h,~ \PS· , that';\W.a)'/ oi ,. . 1 I \ . • · JalDS and jellies~ . . I , at\ ·· ' <~1.t''.e\Cft {)i~~the Ana . Of CotltSe I th~ .iS ile-v'er be ' \1Jbnf(f4< .. 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