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r.7^7-, vvERYiTHURSDAY,- C . H. LIVINGSTON, i ted with prompt- DEVOTED TO P0LITIO8, SOIENOE, AQRIOULTURt, AND WHOLE INTERESTS OF THE PEOPLE. VOL. 32. ELIZABETHTOWtf, ESSEX COUNTY. N. Y., THURSDAY, JUNE 6, 1884. NO. 43. Business cards (not occupying more one inch space) 98 per year. Legal advertising at rates prescribed by Otfier advertising rates made *—^ application. Birth, marriage and death notices ate Correspondence of public interest soil. Ited from all parts of the county. The subscription price of the POST *«„ GAZBTTB is $1.50 per year, payable si rfct- ly in advance. i CABDS. L a - a-a Cotmsellor at Law, P':' , • .K<^ County. N.Y. L- -- Counsellor at Law,- \\r..- - '-.••'<«.{y.-v. r . I—*** :rd Ccinsellors at Law, T. F. COJTWAT. .TAKFOKD, s-£ Counsellor at Law, L-.PT* and Counsellors at Law, .v.c- .. .v. r. FRANKLIN A. KOWE. ard u . .illTII. —- - ar id ,^.7 and . HA l.K, Counsellor Cou Cou . f.v, nsellor :-.<• I',,. , X . nsellor ,,,- fontily, at Law, jo. in. at r. at X. Law, Law, r. careey and Counsellor at Law, . • i••.., .; n 'Ni-itary, Detwtive,Service ;toraeys and Cpunsellors at Law , •'.•.•.•••,•<, K^fs County, N. Y. sr , - - W. SCOTT BROWN. II) C01 F I.. HAND ^nsellor (. lvKIJ nd Cou at Law ™, x r. nsellor v Pounlu. at A r .: Law, ru.my & a HOVER, itorneys and Counsellors at Law , • !!.-.••:/. Kssfx County.??. Y. - - M. D. GROVEB. PHOTOGRAPHERS. 11. joir.\so>, PHOTOGRAPHER, •-. /'...•.•».'. AVsw County. N. Y. HOTELS. I THE BERKELEY, III? - Proprietor: ' il r Tdloqr, Franklin Co., X.Y. U.LEX HOUSE, } \l I t ^ - - Proprietor I tie J'taad, y. Y. th ti '\ 1 ln lt 1 n?la\k3 m0r reSO i & Kind s of Trimm trial Kobes, &U 111K WINDSOR, ( il>lltOM>ACKS.) II - • Proprietoi Mht >u n, tesex Co., N. T. |MVXSIOX HOUSE, I 11/ sn/ f ^/>s r I . Proprietor. Hi nlxtlitown, N. T. |RH H VUDS HOUSEr / ' I / I' 7i, - Proprietor )i<-.i t <>>t, JV. r . I.ii.-ry i-.'iin-i-t,.a with house. 7-.7-;/J, - Proprietor. >sf t ,on, x . r. SHE It MAN HOUSE, !•• I'-ITFFIIFIFLD, - Proprietor Hon,,h. KISI-J- County, JV. Y. ; v - I^--;II.[ jiixl ad-y rooms ; 2\i mllei ; - •\' C-v! H.'IM-V. ;l n.l :) miloB from th o • -!'^™.,1 i),-,. li,.,ls of Minm-illc. BANKS. :i .r' hi.'.- ^elusive s * I Scn.l *1.00 fo T ^v l V(/l!K SPECULA ^ Srw York. ' OF TORT HENRY, N. Y. ^'^''•'•-iriuis nf <*xtending our ri'laJionn „'.'''\' i'f'iili 1 df Essex county, aud tnko * r 'fr-;lM(, n In i uv i,,. ,| u , openinjr of lle- f! •'<<••>„„!,, (i,,. purchase and wile of ''•\\\•iii'Mnmt-sticliillsofrxclmnRclhc N OlVKN TO SlIIM'I.Y- W1T1I UNITKI) I ^\' l H:uJr(.,i,i:H«>nilslMJii K liliuid Hold. F- S. ATWKLIi, CiiHhli Uttle EM*. ib, don't come a-woolng wltb jour long, Ion| tace, And your longer puree behind: Pm a im^iit young girl, and I know my plan, And I think I know my mind, I like to laugh, and to dance and sing, And to tease my parents dear. My brothers call me a \ tiresome thing;\ But they wouldn't mlaa me here. 0 tls I am my mother's heart't delight, And' my father's right hand brave. Would I leave my home so free and bright To be a rich man's slave T Would I-buy myself a gown of dlk In a grand dull house to pine, When I've boys to play with and cows to milk, And the whole fair world Is mine T Ai, don't come talking of the cares of Uf e: My head Is gold, not gray; And it's my desire to be no man's wife— At least, not Just to-day. ut I've a heart, and It's warm and true, And ill keep it safe, at ease; .nd if ore I love should come to woo, I'll grelt-when I pieajse! —Dinah M. Crailc, ^i HarpeVt Magcut^m. MISCELLANY. THE OPERA Til Avia Benton waj s disappointed It was true that she had succeeded ID compassing that visit to the oity which had for years been her hope and ambition. Bnt, is too often the case, the reality had fallen far short of the anticipation.' , •; It's all very pleasant,\ she admitted toj herself, \ and Cousin Eebecoa and John arc* as kind as they can be, but it isn't what I thought it was going to be.\ In truth and in fact, Avis had piotured to herself a whirl of gay festivities—prome- nades on Broadway by day, parties and soirees by night; but it happened that John Weldon, her second-cousin, waa the fore- man in a mammoth brass foundry, and aftei a day's toil, naturally preferred the rest and quiet of his own fireside, although he had taken Avis to a lecture or two, at the Young Mem' Christian Association, and a quiet stroll through the galleries of the Aoadomy eaign. Becky, his sister, was one of those domestic, hum-drum little women, who consider pudding-making and stocking- darning more necessary than strolls along crowded thoroughfares, and endless shopping excursions. No expedition to the theatre had been proposed; and of the opera, AVIS' one dream and aspiration, not word had been spoken until one evening 3he herself spoke out. I should so like to go to the opera I* said she, abruptly. John looked mildly up from his news- paper. Becky paused in the middlo of a am. \ The opera 1\ said John. \ But that's a very expensive place, Avis.\ ' Nobody but rich people oan afford th« opera,\ remarked Becky, resuming he r work? \ But just for once,\ pleaded Avis. John shook his head. \ It would hardly be consistent,\ said he \But did you never go?\ she urged. \Never Avia I\ he answered. '' But you must have wanted to go ?\ He smiled. \ I try not to want things that I can't of- <ord,\ said he. Nevertheless, the next morning he went to the box offlae of the Academy of MusU asked the price of Beats for that even \Five dollars!\ the indifferontl) \Have y Le asked. n stood ainixzcd. no seats cheaper than that T Move on, please- SCHOOLS. ELIZABETHTOWN MOX FREE SCHOOL i^l '1 S ,',1,^,1 ^!,;;[ H'i^-iiooi, win l^'llVl\ ''\\\W' ' InilMuX'rVpniViV |ta| - ' \\\\\-I' T.T1MH |H ITAMHinhlo l\,rk i,\\\ 1 \ MIU>O 1 1 U NIHIIHTII NO W I *ii;;» l 1 »'\ 1I « t . i « 1 . l t.r.\ lllii ' nl< wllllM? \•\- I \\Ml ll')\ 1 Ul \ '\' K ' U \ ' » lt>B|.riIIMCIlt»l I M'I« l',\\| \\\ ' *\ '•'^'•UIHl <1lllcU<lli(M I 7'\ 1 '» K^.ilt J 'i vmVlmiU.mT i!m I'!' 1 Nothing oheaj) you're stopping the line,\ said tho man, im- patiently. And so John went back to the braan fou a- dry. \ Five dollars, for hearing a lot of for eignors sorecch and squall 1\ sftlrt John, wh< was not an adorer of music \ Five dollars, for getting into a crowd of faahionabla people who oare no mora about you than U you were a cab-horse I I should like U hove gratified Avia' fancy but it'a qulU out of the question.\ Avis listened silently to his recital of th* morning's adventure. \ Yes,\ she said, whon he psuaod for a iply, \ the neaU aro dear But PiUU alwayi ximmanda fanoy prices.\ \I'd n deal sooner h«*r you sing ' Kftth- (con Mavournoen,' \ said honost John. \ That showB how littlo you know uboul musio,\ said Avis, with a Hugo of scorn tn her voice. \ I know wlmt miltfl mo,\ anlri tlio Invot- irately good-humored brass-founder. The next day Roboocn wanted aomo aUta> lolored ribbon for a Imt which she WM trim- niug over for tho socoud time. \ It must wait until afternoon,\ alia said. \ I can't spare time to go out this morn- ing.\ \Let me go for it, Becky, 11 said Avis. It's auch a bright, benutlful day, aad ) n so tired of sitting in the houao.\ it concert looxoa irresolute. \ Do you think you oan find ymir way to Miwuoy's store?\ said aho. \ I don't think fou can mntoh It anywhere ola«. \ Of course I oan,\ said A via. \ llavw t boon thero hnlf a dosen tlm«a almuly r Oivo me the sumplo I\ And, WiUi tho IUUTOW alip of eUU rmlorM ribbon tn hor i>ur.«, Avis mi ahoarfully forth. Soft and blund lny U>« apring aunahln* .i tho pnveuieuU \ shrill aoundmt tha yaiotm I itinerant flowtr-vomlors down Uia »irmm% , »nd Avis involuntarily liumma*l a tuna M she mova<l lightly along. For Uio flmlUino »1 italic , liml «.ni« fa* Nnw York alia fnlt a l<m H ln|j to lx» tn Uia •nd ilwidolloua, aud watottinf tha frultoa Uio lamba. E»rlT though It waa, IIOWKTOT, Uiara « iiiit uaixal oruali IUJII orow.l at alaaany'a, aft«t aa aoma Unio bafura aha oottld p i wait «<! on. When at Uat Uie little j»ro*l %aA UM it, and there, ohwa to U>e omtbtat, v Uio foot nf Uia tkfaag, kjr t«o Uokata. •d tafpAbms, with UtUa eoupno a doubled over. \Ao*4«my of Mnalo Or»n*1 1 Opera,\ she rastd, M she plcJlad Ituam ••nuiroo And the p«ny , miaaT 1 mmlA tb« alUnUve ahop-«lrl. • Yea, I found I V «i 4 A< she turned iu>d hnrrt*! ew»t f H.m.,1 of Krfncallon. py •MOIMI «U«c4. Bourn food Dairy fe*4 tmt At all events he could aoarosly nfnw to be her escort, now that reserved Mate were provided. And sho purchased » pair of primross-oolbrod kid gloves, and a new laoe Mil for her neok, and oame home with a heart as light as a feather. John waa all amazement when Aria tri- umphantly showed him the tickets. \ Avis, you did not boy thes»r he e> )laimed. \No I didn't buy them,\ aald she \ You'll take me, John, won't you ?\ \ Then where did they oome from r\ '' They were—a present 1\ said Avia, with turning oheeks. John looked gravely at her. \ And,\ ahe added, \ I shall take it very unkind of you, John, if you refuse to esoort e.\ \Oh I'll esoort you fast enough,\ said John, simply. \ I can't say I approve of opera-going for people In our rank of life.\ \ Our rank of life, indeed 1\ flashed Avia. \ I consider myself as good as anybody I\ \ Aa good—yes I\ assented John. \Bat there 1J a fitness in all things, Avis. It i only rich people that oan indulge themselves with so expensive an amusement as Uie 6pera.\ \ Well,\ said Avis, brightly, \ lot us play, just this once, that we are rich people. Patti shall warble us into Elyalan, and we'll forget—a littlo whllo, at loastr-that wo be- long to the hive of working boos.\ \ Do wo want to forgot it, Avis ?\ \ Of course we do 1\ said Avis. In very truth, the girl almost boliovivl herself in onchnnted land, whou nho out tlmt rening in tho glittering parquet of the Acadomy of Musio, tho noonUtd, riUtnond- iparkling crowd around hor, Uio sound of of Uio great ountatrioo'H voioo so«iutog to lift ar into boundlens npaoo. \Oh lUUtu, John liMtmi 1\ aho oriorJ, JOBtatigally. \ Oh, i« I oould alwaya live Hkothis!\ The opera was \ Faust,\ and u I'nttl ttood trying on tho fatal box (rf trinkntu b» fore Uie glass, and warbling tho dnlloiom Jewel Bong,\ Avis was aroused from hoi trance of delight by a slight confusion ia the adjoining seats. man had mndo hia way nolsaloaal) through the crowd, and laid his band ou John Weldon's ahouldor with an auUioriU- tive pressure. 1 My friond,\ ho said, in a low voloa, 4 you are wanted.\ John started np, white and brnnthlnaa. \ Has anything luvjiponcd 1\ naid he. \la my sister ill ?\ How don't make a fuaa,\ said Uia stranger, turning back tho lnjipol of hia o<mt for enough to diaplay a poliooinitn'a altiald. \ And don't play innooeut it ain't a-gotn' to pay. You are nrrentod for steallDg a lady's purse, and Uie quintor you oome along with me, the better it will be for all parties.' fik> John Woldon w u token away to th« station-house, and Avis was oarried falbUng tut into Uio lobby. Was it » frightful vision r or what was It that had thus blighted h«f dream of de- light r lithe w u lying on Uie sofa the next noon, >r throbbing head bandaged In oold water, her heart full of siok terror, when Uie door opened, and in oame llebeooa. \ You have boon to tho police wmrt T said A via, starting np. \ Ob, wlmt did (boy say ? What doea it itll moan ?\ \ It'a nil right onongh,\ aaid Ilabonca, ilowly. \NoUmnkato you, Uion^h, AvU Benton I It'a you and your aanaelaea prl«1« that have brought thla disgrace npon a man who won never yet put to abame bofora )il« follow-orenturoe ! Yon eee, there waa a rob- ery at Maaaey'a, yeeterdny roorninK— a tdy lottt hor purse with 4 hundred dollara, a pair of diamond mr-riiiga and UI<HH> two op*ir» tickets In it. Aud the thiof, U'a llkaly, flung away the UokeU, leat Uin 7 •!»>,. 1.1 | M . iluo to track him, arid tbe Evil On« t mi 'on Hrectly in your way, Avia Ilenlmi. For Uis lady knew the numbers, and U>e polio* thntiokoU.\ \I I Bin vary wirry I\ «l«hod Aria, with poor John,\ added 1U1IOO<-«, \in ooniaa Uie re»] thlof, who hail jmwnod tho o*r Hn«» somewhoro on U>o lloworj, ai>d bad U.a Mile •till unchanged In hia {xieaeaaloii. And !>• oonfpaae<l nvpryUtiitH, and nf ooiirae John fi»oi)rr B U»d from all blame.\ In ho coming hack here ?\ eaiil Av^a, faintly. Not until evening, ot o,mrmo. Why lid hfl ? Hftan't he hia buaineaa tn al tend U> f\ e minn Irnok Uio aofa waa on>jitT( a tin m>t« lay on Uie Inl.lo. ' DKAB Hanwx3A.\ It anld \ I have homo. I Uintik you for v«ar klnc1n«w, bill I oould not aUv U> far* John after all my ' illy, and (lie trouble in Wtitrh I have Hhe wna altllng tn Uio farm lumao dot*, throe days afterward, feeding Uie b litUe golden duoklinga IhM nn.wdod, with s<ift chirjiingn, arotind hot, when a •top mndml on UM» aoft graaa and Uie guu W iU> (vllnked cheerfully. Hhe .Cm-tod np with a ory of j«.y. \Oh John I\ He held .ml both h««).U \ Von are gl«1 U< MM me. Avia r aald h« deaarva,\ mnrmurwl A via, Imrailitg Into •r» \N*Wlh*l , AmmsV mmiA lutuat J.4»n. tUU nrfaJnlng U» <v.ld UUU Umju\ In MA liotuto HM M wtltwmt j<m. \I've •ak yint U> (p> Nu>k there wttfc me, ea my rife. Will T«*». •'«*» * T U '\ \Oh.JohMl Hot IUI MM H«r ttnUI v The remarkable properties of osofceriU lave won for it a field of utility in whloh It reigns well nigh supreme. Thk oomely, Improftslonable article, with all its amooth soft beauty, defies agents whloh oan destroy the precious metals and eat up the hardest steel as water dissolves sugar. Sulphuric md other potent adds have no more effect i ozokerite than spring water. It is alike iperrious to acid and to >nt seem* to have bean a Uon in the age of eleotrioity. Every overhead eleotrio light oable, or underground conduit, or slender wire, cun- lingly wrapped with ootton thread; all subtle fluid to the presenoe of this And In still more familiar forms let us out- line the utility of this substanoe. Every pushing school girl who sinks her white teeth into ohewing gum chews this paraffins vax. Every oanimel she eats oontains this »ax and Is wrapped in paper saturated with e same substanoe. The gloss seen upon mdreds of varieties of oonfeoUonery Is due to the presenoe of this Ingredient of petroleum, used to give Uie articles a oertaio consistency, as the laundress uses starch. 80 that a product taken from the dirtiest, or»t-smolling of tars finds its way to th. liUionalre's mansion, an honored servitor. It olds to mako possible Uie electric radiancy h»t floods his rooms ; or, In Uie form of dl<«, sheds a aofter luatro ovnr the It pollahea the floor for tbe foot of >iit guoats and it molU in their mouth* In n ofietllnat candle*. For the inaulatlrm of electric wlro, |mr*f in wax him to day no aunonaaful rival, and o «rowUi ut the demand for thla pnrpoae w\m paofl with the niarvnll'tia growth of ix nlhotric lighting syatAin. A alngU <'bi igo «K>nnorn buys ne.n»fniie wm In thla nUr \,y the our 1<HWJ. UM prtoe la but hnlf that ot b.m.wni, and yet tho older wai jl<),|. readily to aiiiplmrtn or other atild, tliia b« preaenne of l«nn*m Ir. parafflno. The deuiAnd for pnraffinn tm M yet hoAda Ihe Hat. Thou n>tn«i the nnedN of Uie pnpor coriNiirnen. In 1H77 » aingln firm In New .York lutndkd I4,<KK) •onlru of wmnd (mper T)ila yner ttmlr tr v U trill be iir.0,000 rnanm. Not «n)f for wrap ing candy 1» lhl» ,.«|,or lnr n l,i«t,!a, but lie cqltory hardwara, io , mmnacd in wm (I parmr la aafe from tho eru'roaohrnatit frf icore of other arUnlna are alao thu<( wr»(> [•ed, and them acmmii literal!; no «nd to tt>« ea fotuid for the J>nj>nr aaturntno with U»ia ire hydro oarb<m. In Ihe nhnnilata' Ub nf/iry It ia invaluable aa * coating foi Unloa «I|MMA<1 tr> all manner of poworfn) diaaolvanto ; brewers find It a napltnl thing ng Ibe inUrior of Ixtrrela, and th« maker of wai flowera •Imtilatoe nattire i irot* of fmrafflne. And yet, until Drake drlllo.1 his oil well IH5U, Uie e(iat«nce In this country of 0,i« Km to oivilimtion w u nnaiiapenUd, lay In tha def>thi of I'enmylvonia rooka, laanda, j>oeeibly milllooa, of stored hv Uie band of on ail OreaUir. im'i wurry »l ly \ lUbooM mmym ebe .ll.tn'l mturm «TX> r « M turw bwrtl.ly a|>e at A newer, Avb> will y%m gi> wiUt ma r And Avia, arartln* kmt my am, Taa.\ H*t <mr tllUo •>m»**r **— *e*il I.. Ut* «H*f to Ut* mJHm all. Hot ahe nevet mmjmlm mmJkmA be* buelMMi to Uie hm (0 UM **•*» Afiet ail. Ml Jofeti aai4. \ Tbmtm ttttll mm la <ttU>«. I\ tltim ft HKW •0MTAMC«. ed in a profitable trade in kid gloves secret ed by the doaen In his Immense boots. Ball l^tl are watohed by special agents, i k h d whose duties axs irksoms enough to render special enpervision by superiors a matter of positive neoaasity. Dealers In oontraband 'goods, •woamps who live by their wits, and unscrupulous traders of many kinds tax the resources of human Ingenuity and oraft to Uie uttermost. Log* of foreign wood, oun- ningly s spirits; i » owe their fitness ) ' conducting the THK LIMR-KILN Cl.UM. ) dla \dot de own m i de y eolemn docHy nlub,\ aaid Hrnlher (Urdri' ranob nluh at Hr—m HmfJ White Hwan Jlraj.oh No. 3'J,' haa ixwn^U- anded. I returned from dat jilaoa \m' nlte ar\er an offlnlal vialt of inajmnahnn aied fnr by do mayor, notnnvm t*mniA\ an' vnrlone xiar pumvmm. I)e rwitilta oh dot tnapoehnn .m an )Hi c i4 wwi.ln' fnr aa to go alow In de rualtof oh granlln' nhartora t<> branch lodgea. In makln 1 an.lloA.hTin for a ehaHev It ori<1<.r«l-Ki d»l de WhIU HWUM ixoM aUrt off wid Uiroo j<utgc«, two aider*, all >la, two tnialeea, fo' ntirfaawtra an' tw» odlora. I dieki)«wor1 Am* <mU* Am air. barUr numliua <\mr' wa« <<»ly I«M Iftiaaon wM a UUe Ha rUitnad ki )>. a pnrfoaaor, an* be am now In Jell >ti mitmjgm Onr mtmmUtnmhun My* >Ui n« Fao ahall U rliaigcwl fur In! branch to4«e limk in aiMy fo' 1 fae of 93 I\\ hmmi, a«j' tie mima; d fat (ilej jMilloy *n .(. \Mi >ktm1 In ivated and packed with cigars or • of boots and shoes, in the heels of which watohes and Jewelry are hid- den ; mlraoQlous trunks, false as Maohla- velll, being tilnly hollow on side and end, top and bottom, oonoeallng Uoes, hair, trinkeU, etc , «to., are among Uie common devloes of Ingenious freebooters. Keen, honest, true men—suoh as may be seen on any tour of night inspection, like mastiffs at their posts, and especially If visitors be expeoted—are needed to baffle the plots of ' Politloal affiliations constitute no guarantee of efflolenoy. Tbe best at- tainable Is through rigid adheronoe to the rules of the civil service reform. —Ii. Wheat- Uy, in Uorper'i Magamin$. TAR UMOKB FOR DIPHTHERIA. Hath Ixwkwood, the nin«-yaar-old ehlld it Thomas Lookwood, a nomposiU>r In tha Timst offioe, beooine vlolontly 111 with dipb heria on Tuesday night. Hhe was so woai hat it was damned dangerous to try traoho- Homy, or emtUng open Uio windpipe. On HmrmUy Dr. Nichols of 117 West Washing Um plsoe, who waa attending her, reoeivwl % copy erf the Paris Figaro, which conUinod \ rnjxirt made to thn Fr«u<ih Academy MedMne by I>r. DelUill. IH. DeUhll aald )tnt Ihe va|K>ra of Urjtitd Ur and lurfi ironld dlMKiUwthe flbrinouselndattoTi nhokn an Uie throat in orotip and dlpbtbo ria DrTiellbll's prooeas was dnanribod Hi pmira «|tial jKirt* of Itirpotit.lno and ll'|ntr B»r Into a tin pan or onp and anU fire to U11 oiitnre. A denae roelnotm amoke ariana, ybloh ohevmrea the olr nt Uie room. \ Thn paM«a», M Dr. DelUill aaya, nhoklrig and rattle mU, lm , UM [(aUor.l falln Into a • I tun bor and aoorna ii> Inhale O>< amokn wiUi plMMnre. Vha flbrinotta mmn hcranci eoon }>m*)frm*m <|ela<if><Ki l and the pa tient flottgha »ij) mifiroblnldna Theao, wher •anght in a glaae, may r» awn »f» dlaaolv In Uie *moke In thn rwrunte of threw dayi afterward Uio i>atUnt entirely reroynra Ur Nlrholta triad this iroalminK ywitor day with IHUo Itqlh I/^kw-KKi Hho wai '/'\K Koaping for breath whan bo rinlUw h»r P!r«« j^iriruig BVKHII two UbleatKvin- fnl« of lir|Tnrflcwl | M , m an !r»m pan, ho p<mr •d aa mnnh ttirjH.ntino over la, and ««t It <>n flro Tha rirh roainotm rnnnktt whkh r<ma ID the veiling WM by no rnoana tiriplaaaattt Aa it flllod Uia rwim the nhild'a breathing booarne natural, and an the «m'>tc. grew 4M,* O ah« foil anl«i, -Nmm Tork Hun. TftUS RBVBRIBfl OP A BACHRLOR. •COMIO OOMMtMTS. Borrowing ia not a paying btutneaa. A healthy oyoiona is oonaldenbU ot • atripling. The first vehlole rrer mad«—The whlrli. lg of Time. The pleasures of pain—The remuneration a dentist receives for his work. Inthisoffloe when a man falls in the Mte-basket he drops Into poetry. Nature don't often make a fool. Bhe fur- nishes the raw material and lets it take its own course. It Is not the earning of money, but th<T holding on to it that bothers this people and this generation. The South oomplalns of too much rain; but yon ean't make a country water-proof and expeot any or ops. A Cedar Bapids editor want* any young lady who '' jumps at conclusions \ to oonaid- er him a \ oonolusion.\ Now to make a point,\ aald the para- graph editor. And he deliberately proceed- ed to sharpen bis pesoiL It Is strange that some one did not dis- perse Uie mob In Cincinnati by proposing to Uke up a collection. There Is a petrified baby la a museum al Dalloa, Texas, and Uie ladies all think it • real gneiss litUe thing. Jay Gould's income is oomputed to be at Uie rate of $9 a minute. When a man asks him for a minute it mean* something. Hleeplng oar oonduotor : ' \\You oan rol 1 whenever you want to.\ Fat man \ Yea, and roll out when I don't want to.\ Do no! let adversity discourage yon, mj wm. Were It not for the kio.ka which it re- noiyRS, Ihe football would never get up in Uw world. A complaining OhlnagoAn, in hia suit for divorce, dnotarm that his wife has made iverything hot for him in bis married Ufe stoopt Uie lea and coffee. \ Mamma,\ aaid a little boy, on his first arrival in Now York, \ what lots and lots of atreei-oar roads and railroad* there are in thi* plane ) Ia this Hoad Island ?\ Tho man who was hogged by a griszly remarked, on boing rsecqed, that he had n*vmr had auoh a tremondona preasun brought Ui be** upon him liefore. Htook gambling ia muab older than somi poople enppooe. They forget that Moea ow~l hia whole success In life to being oatight in one of Uie bull rushes on the Nil ojor.iUH U>e plan of (Hitting np Uie sign, 11 Admiaaion Free,\ over Uie door of bis ttnrn, and hia plane baa boon crowded fl *in»>». Tbe average hnman b«ing does Ii A I*wi*»ille Udy hM aritwi tn a divoi immeriina that her hnabond Iio4 not dons any work fr* fot»rU«m jr«*rs. There ore so women who want a man to be on Uie ki jump all Uia Um«. \ W.il. aai4 a looej Holomon, In reply to » ^n-tVm regarding Uie eUtns of a certain w his son's team under toe trees anu/oarea or by his own coachman. He kept on to a •mall shady lane leading in an opposite di- reotion from the house, when he suddenly upon his son walking with a young lady, and, without a word, he rode np, •sized him and out him several times over he tec* and back with his riding whip. Yo« ungrateful scoundrel,\ he said, nev«roro« my path again.\ The colonel's face was white with passion as he rode way. This happened over fifteen years ago, and although thousands of dollars have been spent and every effort made to find some traces of the missing man they have been ineffectual and not one person who w him before has ever seen him since day. The sad truth was that the col- onel's son, It was found afterward, had not to the party, but loaned his team to a young friend to whom both bis father and himself were warmly attached, and who drove Ous as far as the lane, where his father had met him and chastised him i» the presence of her he loved and whom he- had aooldehtally met. Tbe la/llea orimetlmaa flatter Utemaelvei (hat it ta tbe longing for a kindred aottl. U* ! ^.Htt^toe. \ he ia a thief, a jailbird, a wife- rtoeHro frtr U»a hi«h«a< nt human Intima^lo. • i^mimt and UM keeper of a box-room. Olher- Uie lon*llneaa of a life which haa no ob]«--i ^i ^ he ia aa good a man as I oare to meet. j npon whloh to Uriah Uie poni-np t~\\ngn j Uiat will not remain eelf contained, that : drivoa tha rseti tn tholr fe«t to sue tat Oie ' keeping of Utetr b*erta I^uiiea, we dtaltke > t/i tmdafMrivs f<m, bnt thU ia trne of mtlv 11 havo A mA yrttr idea* frotn ettoh f>»c)ka MI UI« faer-i rwOing Mr. Mil^bell'a \ JtoT.rioe of a l«*eb«- l,,r,\ >lw UKroathla uf b.ro wore inggwU.) }>j Ihm MKOI '4 m W»K*1 Are, in on olrl-f*»h Ur»ec1 t nmntry hanmm, with a itnrm racing ,«,i*Um, mt%A Ux> bUrU making the ehlmn«ra «m,lo-.ntiy . r n w trotjbU wiU> Uiat preaohsr,' brakemoa, aa tbe Mrmon olosed Upa, \WnM'a Uiat T' Uie switch- »u*t to ktK>w. \ IVKJT terminal f*. A Horlvro man rrnXXmA at an njirwr Brood. ray K-Uiillfir ln«triimen» store tbe (Ahel r>ight, and uk M U>e pririHp of ae^ng 4 a»c raronUr ln*wite«J \ storm Indicators.' lie aaid it waa rather \mlm. and ha wo- ike in lr>rtk at f»n« barfore he went home. TW • haMlnal bnrgWs oM \ <m Uia III! lea Uiat 01 nvirUtit) >4 Vmrglarv UM offewler n ihe penitentiary tm twenty yo*i mgh tm tbe r*o \ \\\j. How mneh An ym want f< rfrit>« <4 *Uh r mkmA an wntWor fisherman m hi* way h*mtm trum a day'a afxirt, its priae. \Al l right, there' ibr<rm me the Aah, mnA h* (VotUrtitaly oaoght thorn. \ Ta! tng flab,\ hm aaid, mm he puraued i.ti <ta i«io«i.lm.t ,4 Am WliiU D.. M hm al me <1al all •1o»<^«tr«y 10 trfai tuwi Ua sia/Vui by )e+Umm tnin.UA whiU immmmm I b»i> t »tM»1, IW.W.TW, u a In vld a lmtob«r wh» (UM1 Urn* «1 hail a«i« a troji l» hie IRK4<1IC miinli etraflgUra I •\• «*f with Mi ililnlght, at whlr>h kuni w> went < f.mnd Am ptmrnUXmrni <4 Am t«aa<0> wid Am mwimjy a»<1 Ii n' tn tt< , #0 bM Mtabed I... fMt b Ike tmtfa** »«ct.l to I - f It ia cmly ! aaaa '4 artjttlluai ajil*gi«lu4 gutnen I a»>it iiiniawl i4 mm mf U» wfelcfc \ AnA •»>, <Utkj Miaa fHaafloion, ytm I AU\ not • I •<»»<»» My ati aUtnra rU.1 within flro ymmrm, ot»4 t went Uircmgh wiUvnri a ee>U-h Kvon <tg In Uw mami Atm^mtmU hwtttaa, you keiow, • Uwre Is WMU TWtiBg *« <4d frW.d U> a VlrgUia lm^p a o*«ilb *«•. I attended wtirabip mis very A CATTLB QUEEN OF TEXAS. There is a genuine oattle queen in the person of Mrs. Rogers, who livea between the King ranohe and Corpus Christ!, about fifteen miles from the latter place. Her first hukbtod was a oow-man named Eabb. •i«ht hero I should explain that a decided I iati notion and difference exists between a 1 cow-boy \ and \ oow-man.\ The former a hired man who rides after the herd ; the latter is his employer who owns the oattle. Well, oftor TUbb, from a .mall beginning and by good management and thrift, had accumulated a herd of 40,000 cattle, he died, and loft all to his better half, who had been help-mate In every sense of the word, and not only understood the oattle business, but Uad managed It successfully during her hus- band's long illness. Widow Babb was not only thrifty, but she was pious and belonged to the Methodist •osion. A young preacher by the 1 of Ilogors oame along, under whose minis- trations she grew in grace, and the result was a matrimonial one, although the odds ' age were In favor of the parson by some- thing like twenty-threa years. She had no ihildren and he had seven, but she took the motherless balms under her wings and th« jce has turned out in every way suo- oossfully. Bogers had not long been mar- ried to the widow and her oattle when he Huired a bad oase of bronchitis and was compelled to give up preaching. Such 1 are frequent But the widow gave him notice Uiat she w u competent to run the ranch and has kept the oattle In her own name, Bogers knowing no more about them than any of the neighbors. He took to poli- tics when h« found his services wen needed at Ihe ranch and ia now the Demo- oratio member of the Legislature from fusees county. Mrs. Bogers, although worth a round mil. (ion, lives in quite an humble home and ap- pears to have no ambition further than to carry on the business her husband left her accumulate money and oattle. She goas to Corpus Ohristi every week or ao to soil stock or purchase supplies, but has taste for dress or society. Bhe is fifty years old, bat rids* a horse like a cow-boy does not even own a carriage. She 1 inUrUlns any one exeept the few people E 1 ' Isit her place on business and live in Uinest possible manner.— Gaimtm in Ot Inttr.Otean. this many forms with small eyes bwgb hare curious tentacles, feelera, or o inoh. Many of these deep sea fishes have spiolal upon their side, and heads that a n town to possess a luminous quality* 0 hel as am considered aooeasory eyea 1 the fishes hare rows of eyes upon i iei» ventral surfaces looking downward, nolle near are luminous apota that provide t rife light. One of the largest of these deep sea 1 »ch bearers Is a fish six feet long, with a tall dorsal fin extending nearly the entire le igth f the body. TJhe tips of this fin are In nin- and also a broad patch up Along the sides of the tody are a doable of laminoua apoto. One of Ihe moat ferocious of these ms'ifl the Ohaniiodoa. (airly overflowing with teeth that ] In a moat forbidding manner. The fli tipped with flaaning'spota, while the dorsal surface extends a row of that appear like so many windows in ' through which light is shining. The little fishes called Bombay duokaj a n ominous over their entire surface, and 1 hem lumbers are collected together they p« sent n astonishing spectacle. One of the aoet itereating of these light givera, ia the 0 lias. thirteen incise. The top of ite head is principal Ught-giving organ, and its [learn with phosphorescent light. It ii lone remarkable as a light giver. It has a jaw so arranged that it can seize fish wiee its size and easily swallow them. Itsataoaoh has the elastic quality of India rabbei. It stretches to enomoas proportions, an<. ap- pears like a great transparent balloon 1 lang- ing under the fish and containing its ?ny. ^rhe last expedition sent out by F * brought to light some remarkable t «.__ The dredge off Morocco brought np fr >m i depth of over one and a half miles i that appeared to be all head or i was of small size, and the length o mouth was about four-fifths of the body; so that, if the body had been severed behind the head, it and twd ©r threes ke it could have been stowed away in the capa- cious pouch. It probably moves very slow- ly, scooping mud and ooze into its a oath, sifting out the animal parts and re j ictiag the rest. hy mm inUl after mmAm We Mitts' mmA be aaUaAe.1 wW w*e*!v r n *,rta, b, l ***, tmrnmnhmm ,4 dla 1 bitrm i s CJHMM tUj hmm T»«T» rtUll) WITH O*»t,r». d buiWiro* «lU me Th« vary ftflafrting aoruwm 00 whirl,, I noticed, y lemra oati b*d a Ibe4 «va*Utt« tn my SHORT LON<1 HAND. Prof. H. Gamble, of Philadelphia, i faaU a form of abbreviated long hand, •oea so in tbeoo word* I3y the^appUcation of seven simple ruins a large part of the labor, time, and venation of the pen-ni saved, aiao, the reader's time, for when words r (are) abbreviated the eye oan tak h> more at a glnnne. Lotto™ standing alone, as n fnr you, r more legible than > We easily read Uie a A. I of th* worst scribe, beoatise the form of Uie letter is not ch hy joining with oUiers. This is why ordi- nary print is so much plainer than even en. graved script. Th* average penman writing seven houn a day write* \tbe \ 700 times, A seve other words nearly as frequently. Some these wtirtU oooar 1,000 times as often vwl i to wbiob abbreviations have long bean givaa. The frequent recurrence of 2fi word* makes up \ of P.nglUh. These words, repraftenUd by single letters, would b (be) • • plain M a A I, A would affect enormi •nonoiny of Uma A aave million* of dollar annually in printing. They occur so fre- Uy that reading a few pages of a boo printed fliee them In th* memory. ~ writ* I instead of el or eye; why not rou; r.are; A, and; b, b*. *tc? Scrip tirmlat** most among the intelligent rlaaafla, yet 90 persons write \ yon \ .90,00 timea a year for fear 1 dull person will no undarwtand n. Better for the 1 doll persot U> Ma some 1 to help him read. Even the majority of editors still writ* y-o-n A s-i Utbo Ut* printer would understand a fc. MIOHT maPSOTON. » Wk « Bm*, m*m*i.H*.aat.*«** t mMtm+0m WU^. w%il WPa»»lfcf Steffi WS»am»4 immmmimmmmmUrtmitmimm*** m \T\™™ ^L ^ . ftf «a» teal. *•» M« wM» W «ywtofri4Vaiaa*iP». Al *• fMaW Mai * • H « « «at» Mtt Ml M »>^M*aV«a1la/i»«M Ml LBS UNDKII^TMI BaUU WUkmm tkati Garry I tbe Oe« Many curious forms of fishes bars n ly bwrs foond In th* deep sea. One flab, 4r«4t*4 from a d«pth of nearly three i \ frotn tb* eorfaoe, shows a oompl*** a UM *«rf*oe tb« prs—nr* ean hardly be real- «pq to emry «}MI I Uwh of sorfao^ A k U ikd I tUA l u.U, iMkMd IB a eotssiac, haa at two wtim baaa rsd.eeri las pow<Ur, whil* UM mmUl va . twlatod m** mhf». »ei, the Mm a n •> ooav ti»l timj wtthwaoad la» Msliii . lbs boea* a n s>Lsiili1 iodus, a fish that attains a length of only have LADIES WITH DOWNY LIPS, from tha Fenaie Face. 41 Ladles with beards I Bless yon Hundreds of them. Oan I remove pt ooune,\ said the speaker, a barber. \ What are the remedies 7\ \ Chemioala, my boy ; chemioala. preparation ia applied about twice a It usually takes from five weeks 1o six months to remove the hair no it wi 1 not grow out again. Usually the longes 1 ia required with lymphatic i because the roota of the hair in such 0 are deepest This nostrum penetrat* the the follicles and finally destroys the 1 itality of the hair.\ \With a little vory scalpel, 1 „ like a paper-cutter, I apply the prepi ratios moistened into a sort of paste,\ chin ed. in hia wife. • \ On a lady'a face it U not lotioe- able, and the hair ia aoon remoTed,\ r' a good many customers. They are ladies. Woman so afflicted are very 1 tive. Why, when two happen in h< re to- gether, I have to hustle them into 1 . rooms, so they won't see each* other.\ young lady, a beautiful girl, culled 1 while ago to inquire about the i was only 19, yet her beard was aja lux- nriant she found it necessary to shav . \ \Doyou have full-bearded • customers ?\ *' Sometimes,\ said the little n ling, \ but I musn't mention any i Not long ago a bearded woman fro n the Dune Museum called on us. For a < erable time we treated & well-known artist who felt that hia forehead was too Icjw-. one of the most successful a heard of. The thick hair which gmvj close to his eyebrows w u effectually ra lOTed. He Is greatly pleased with the nsnl . We have also relieved a prominent aotr«a i of a too luxuriant beard.\ \You see we want the best people tor patrons—those who have Intelligraee and One for mack- pg oftnb* taught to use the preparation W - The d th id g ppn them •eWes. - Th young and the midd e-eged anpnfenble. Tbe customer wttli \ Up is mor* desirable than ihe one i beard has grown stiff by «msUnt a laving. The hair on some women's ffcMsh •oooarse and stubborn that we don « breat them at all. We don't hav a i.\ When did yon discover this reoelpe?\ >< Daring the Sepoy rebellion I m* in attached to a British regimnt. I tound the Bengalese women bathe their ahiLlren with a lotion which stoppid the growth of the hair. From their infa icy the girls ore washed with it by their ri others. When they reach maturity—at the a] e of IS years in that ootmtry—they are free of an appendage which is looked upon as al nnoleaanasB, for the hair grows * i y fast - and coarse in India. The pnparat on VB oJe k composed of about the » ants as that used by the Bengalese Ths principal component of the • Imported from Germany. 'ToJWi i*,' th« wordyouaeeonmysign.Iinvantw:, Lm't tt as good as artist r \Oan you make hair grow r The Uttle man brought out a botile eon. Wniag an extract of quinins. «Tiia, ap- pUad to those pais, thin hairs on yc or mag. IsAs,\ he said. \ The qmniae ia tonio, sadyoaean gat the exteao* si m /dru g Tsjit. Goodnight.\ —THAT HAcnrara Gotten cenbei oquick- ly cured by Hifloh'B cure. Wesj annlee -WIL L YOU Sum s with Dy m neUand Um Cotnplaintf Shiloh'i fi t Si r if fusxanteed to cure you. 41< avipo —BLESPLSSS NMHTB, m*de miw rabfe by thai terrible oooah. Sbiiojbi's our ' \ remedy foryoa. 41( it»f«!feee»ftl»«sv AtMSIfwl sas I* «0* f*W., as* them- is the