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v M v*f f*®ffc^ :-;: w«?.:i(iw\\n:-- ?%^m*W*m&] ••:#>'•• - VOL. 32. ESSEX COUNTY, N. ,Y., THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4,1883. NO. 8. «• She speaks ana smiles 8be tt uw ume M jrwM TOO tara u d say. EBERKELEY, jOODBUFF, - - - r«0P« BTO« ' SmNAO LAKE VlLLAO.. , . Franklin Co.. NJ Y I jjED HOUSE. | •SMS. dddo - fflizabethtown. N. Y. ' ERMAN \HOtiSB \IA!1, RWEX (UUXTY, JV. )'. BUTTERFIELD, Prop'r Fine ,|U|Hu«^trU'n«. r Cro<iuet These questioning woras with _ Apart tram you and quite alone 8ne makes her tooani me does not aare to trust zwr woe To weak Me bonds, her tears to flow la outward enow, l«et, like a giant In her me, Tnl* woe SBOUM rise to atronger ttte And neroer strife. Bo, wearing on her face the guise Of olden smiles, with tearless ero* She dumtny tries To lift her fiurdon to the uirht, To uve by faith and not bj sight. And from the night Ol new despair and wanting grief At last, at laet to nnd relief Beyond belief. Even a* si* stands before you there With all tlw old aooustomea air, The smiles that wear . The mirthful mask of yeat*ro*r, She ttMoa alone ana tu away from yesterday. Bhe itaao* alone and qult» apart » With tntrth and song her aching heart Has tot nor part. The while you orlUofse her air Ol gay repose, pttroett with despair soe does not dam To speak aloud her bUUirnees, To tell you of Her toneUnns* And sore distress. —Station O<m0r*0im<ma{i**> And the saps It I* even, e In winter, with the trifling euwp- « of a little solltnde\ \ Kenneth,\ *rtsd hi* mother, lia agonised •'MydeeVettmotfaer/I am all right, H ycra only won't tMt\ aeolafod tbJ* prodi. lllOa . ; '^' ' • But Oapteitv Benwfok's eyes wen nn- naturally bright, Urt hot flush of fare* bwikidM hi* «ba»kV ••<»«• breattrta*; tt WM ando«bt*tiy th« ftw* thai ha had 4iddi * » & out» nwMkm tnm «Wab U had jbst f. tam*d, trtd **• tub ootd tad \*m ptwrf, so Car, a* Ua*tv against tU the nnadiM wbloh Mr.- B*nw»ok b*d us*L \Oh dear! oh, flea*I\ sighed flw mother.' \Why dorft the do**** oom»» Joyoe, look ont of Hi* Window! B«e If ihmw are airy signs of him. 1 * \ The drtotrt»r« ejaenlaUd Captain Box wiok; raWng blmsalf on taw elbow amon* his pillows. • \ Yon don't say ym have sssst tat a doctor 1\. ' \mxr of oot»n» I hat«I\ U««wlok \ for t>o«tor flarton, bnrg.\ \ A Kmit taking old flond, who will doa* m* with calcnhel, and okuerlment on roe with frr«iry <me of the Mnn«r«4-y*ar-6ld dings in his isVlflle-b*«s 1\ ert«A the flap. Uln. \Iwm*M»hlml\ I among th* __ T ,*b*ux.r t know* aU that I* worth knowing lemon* He says that nearly all th* is we get in tils market come from , J% Pale*aw> > »^*l6wet l td,aM Me* tfaaV A few c< this year's erop are al \ arriving frcsn ICilega, but *&*# are i green, hate to lie ripened here, a*d are named 4n*y «om« the «n*i way of «e* lemons her* fa by etndfng them men arotmd by way of Iiv*rp ie are skipped la Sailing v**s*U, bat r are not apt to arrive ia good eoad %e voyage I* too long. Dealen tn . my lemons fcosn the groirers and taksJaeif to ehi*mark»t, shipping them hen AM BUCK, [KEY AND COUNSELLOR AH LAW. CTMADI80N AVENUE. ; ALBANY, N.Y. c and Pension Notary, tfettct- e Service and Tax La^d business a speciality. iidiOfflccCrown PoiiJtN.Y OTOGRAPHER, own Point, Essex County, NewJTork. .ARK B . POTTKili, Schroon Lake, N. Y. :L VISIT ADMORNT TOWNS. BED ORGANS KEOULATJSD AND REPAIRED. Ive yearR i ices. All e mptly a .TAGGART, M.D.S., Dentist. in the Masonic Building-, ^WESTPOKT, X. Y. TEARS AN i> SAMUEL HAYNES HKMI to receivo i THE DOOTOT PATIENT. \ And you don't even know h*r nau»« 1\ •aid Mrs. Kenwlok. '*My dear Kamrnth, Uioro nevor waa anything so ridioulous 1\ The wptAin of ivrUllcry «hlft«d LU feet to a more oomfortalils poaitkm on the acrfa, and looked longingly ftt a ^ x ot \ig^n wWob vnm placed Juirt boyond bta raaoh- \ Of coarse I know hor name,\ **ld h«( \ MXA ft rery pretty one it »•. Perry—Ilia* Perry. » '' But who ii it you are talking about V mid pretty Joyce, who hod been preparing i muetArd-paate for her brother's oheat. Ouptain llenwluk nnawered, promptly i \ My iwecUKmrt 1\ \ Kenneth, don't be rtdlouloui!\ aaM his other, ioniowlint tartly. \ The sweetest, prettloet blonaom In all the Adirondack wildernesses I\ ptusuett Konneth. \ TU fairest of— CMuip.tee.1 I deokre, Joyoe, I won't drink it I What do you take mo for ?\ \ It'* the bn«t tiling In the world for a oold on the oh«frt,\ said Mrs. Heuwiok, wringing her liands. \ Oh, if yim had wl j iept away from that oampliig-pcirty I\ \ I mistook her for the boatman's dangb- jer the first time,\ said Gaptein 1 Hhe—\ \Konneth don't Ulk-iOww «1\»'t I talk t\ nrgod his mother. \ It's th« won* thing yovJ oonld jKissibly do, with yot»T lunga nil congested, w>d—\ \Rut I must tftlk!\ anitl Uie OAJ.UIU. Ooniiider, mother, Joyw linsn't h»ajr«J a j 1\ «ot)b«4 Mr*. No! g If I dpi p y | and what sort of a )n«1M n»« n Inuagtn* wmU<l p«roa litm««lf «p UM> botlgha of t^aae #»«rW»tln^ ptneaf* ' K«n»*Ui, yon ID«A M* him I\ said Iff* llMiwlnk. r •«• not bring at auction enough to pay th* Might upon them. The dialer* here do not have refolar afieata at UM pout* 0< shlpinent, bat oargoes end lots are sen* to Qwmaqthe time by local oorr*sp6nd4ni4 who buy on spaouletton. Jos* nowib* teat none are worth arwut fA a bo*. Tn*l U «*41fa*»0* good p*ie*. Tfc* n*w MaUfa are***.** #** •» »f» • « p*» \ T t 600 in a bo*. Tha gattrtriafl o* the ItaJUn a tula yaa« haa Jos* b«m bagwt, bti< tha height of tha eeaau* will ba <mm ary to JF«» srat. Born* soft, Jftkar Uroow wlU not i*ep \ But what wlU b« think r \ What he pUaaea. It will to you <* me wteth* tWnH»,\ All I know Is, Ujat ho siian't oroas this threshold. 01 vo him his fee, and tall hli begonsl\ Mr. lUnwIok and Joyoe looked despair- gly at ea«ih other. tlndiTnbtWlly th# oap lfi was masUr of th. sitnaUon. If flhoa« to s«t Uie doctor and his gallipots s4 ieflaniM, what wa*4o b* desk* t At that moroawt, h«we»«r, Ui«r« waa •light rnstU duwn sUlrs. The doctor has «»»•!\ <iried Joyce, eioitsdly. \ will) suoh a pretty Httls horse and phsHon I Oh, Ken, I'm SUM )m old, and he don't Uke •miff ! Oh, Vn aorry I didn't ra«oh a glimpse of him I\ \ He has OIM, baa he T aaid Ui. oap- B tail him to »o abo«t hk b«a4- f head a* this )u»oWr» \ Tall him- ^ flinging i>- AU, AsK>UT LsWOWl. Tiere the Bee* Oaf* Oiww sad njw. T*W A MIHIMO OOMMUHITY. Wktra tha- CM« M «OII S* has Ra«sd mad Leaving South Pefa by the road over whioh Arthur travelefrvwe pass near the graveyard on lite hill; and it is curious to inspect the Inscriptions on lite headboards. \ Killed In a row, August 11,\ '\ Shot by JtakeBmltti, July 10,-\Hong by Tigilaa- «ee. *rtae 10,\ \She took poison and died.\ ftoeb aad many other* Wet* the curious ' i of that qtdet resttng-plaoe of tbe O»oe there were four thousand peo- vie at Booth Pass, bat they Have nearly all goa* away—some to Oregon, some to Cali- fornia, some fc th* Bute* and not a few to »ha graveyard apou the hill. The; Sweet- water gold mines were soon worked out and have oeesed almost to be known. Oaoe kew ara <rfUo T*ry large, Uow of sli»«Uday, to Mi* h«J«bt of U»e ««M09, qqilr *«ao«ntMw to BO^OO of «,O0o om*. Th*ir rain, dspeodt entirely upon MU omsilsj and the supply In tba W»** . utnetimes they are sold for $1 a Uk, and TW T <xm- l a I p of «00, iM , »f «are U bestowed apoa thssn, -mbii* ot a firm and hanl wUl kfsp fos t<m* Ths Msssina Umons, wuiob are, eo>a« fn>io lUlj, are IJ k also tha beat to hasp. I'eJermos ran and the poorest, a* a general thing, are txn Napls*. A good many peopla hate an srroa*xms Idea that lemons sre ripened and oolurad artlldlal he«« and Stilphur fttmas, and 1 U B h y p lon't know whal aU. Bat t e notions are •imply bosh Tba letnoa stasis from boms n and hard, rmt the paper In which It Is •lad ripens It an Mpidly that by tha Mna U U on sale, at retail, Ite eoat U a In* yellow and It Is as Joloy as If It had ripesad on toe -almost That Is all tha trtoh and d*rios (h«re Is ahotit ripening lumons for market and coloring them, gouth Aroarloasi lemons do not OOCM to market moelt. Tb*y are U*> tender to stend tbe voyage. A amaU qnanUty U i». odved from /wnaiaa, trat UM liaxai ahlppsd Utare a n nors Important than qs, and are growing la populariry aJl \mm. FsopU are getslag to know that they war* famous and thousands of people from aU parts of the country flooked to Gold is still mined there, and thi President saw men washing- out the precious taetal in Iron pen*, but only In «uoh small quantities s* to hardly pay them for their labor. AU around Bonto Pan is tho evidenoM of wasted capital. Horo la a groat hole in UM earth that oo*t thousand* of dollars aad never yielded a oent in gold ; i null, with It* great wheel, machinery and stssnps rotting and falling to pteeea. Million* have been •pent, yean of toil endured and, only a few \ of doUax* have been g*ik«*d by th* lucky one*, whll* nine out o< ***** tea got nothing and -went away _ i ahajrp bend In th* road at the tep o< th* till we •«» a party of iniaera at work who have «UU Itageped. in the uountry hoping th*y may \strtk* it\ and make fortune ye*, flow* ar* digging with picks in the roo»e, «*h«r* delving with spades In bole* j a oart stands near to haul off the eosoty earth to the water, whloh is at. some dlstanee, wh*je it will be washed to see if \ eontalas any of th* precious stuff for which men s*U their sotal*. Of all the delusions in this world mining is th* most fascinating. To dig every day, wpeeting each hour And •aosgfa gold tu make on* rich tat life, I* Ih* hop* of the niatt. Thi MBto i al Ma earnest!***, Imt he llttli knows at th* dream In tha bratb of ttte busy •alnav a* h* dsftvss away. Day and nlgbl h. sees th* shining meiel and h* start* of hla dreams k> hide it away from th* pur •wing en«itl»*d*. He will Uka you to «i side M»d tail yosj of oetrtain nnmUUknli signs of his e«wjing w**lU> j the hlU Is ju tDt* tb« on* in Nevada wb*»* Torn Jones found his lafnows mine | tha earth I* tho •an* a* al tit* Dig Bonensa ; tile outcrop raal blnsaom arid th* roek la goldbug cryi tal, and B* naa swear that th* real staff Just b*hlnd th* took bed. Th* rirmerkab] part of It U that those who sooff are (o be takes with ths fever at any time. Th< snthnatast a*** something to the earth he b*U«vas DO other ona has nun he* soat aad ha dalve* a«d works fc sacsMte aad, pevhapa, y*«wa pursuing a wll aa l«nU Utotw that 1* on a*kd oa, alwaya near, «»v*» q«**a wHhta hi* gra->. Of ett th. be ooenpared witj to whioh U A UNIQUB WBDDUIO CAKE. Three Oraameated Tiers, Sirraoanted by a DIo4el of the Bride's Home. One of the items connected with a mar. riage about to be celebrated in aristootatio drolesis a magnificent wedding cake, of which the following is a brW deeertption: The cake oonsists of three tiers, surmounted by a castle, made an exact architectural copy of the bride's home. The stand, owing to the size of the cake, is mad« of wood and glided, no gold or silver stand in %e trade being available-. The' whole ictuxe measures five feet high and,weigh* hundred-weight. The stand is Jfliree feet four Inchee in diameter and nine inohes In height. The first tier of the cake I* two and a half across and ten inohes high, decorated with eight arabesque, ornamental oolumns, each surmounted by a small vase aiding orange blossoms and maiden-hair Between the oolumns hang eight lertoons. The top of the tier is ornate with iligree piping. The second tier measures one foot eleven (nohes in diameter and eight and a half Inches high. Four panels adom thi* tier, of which contain the coats-of-arms of bride and bridegroom respectively, painted on white silk, in true heraldic colors, eaoh surrounded by pearls and ferns, lie two other panels exhibit the monograms of the pair, also on silk and colored in har- mony with the ooate-of-arms, out sftrrormcU od by wreaths of orange blossoms and maid- -hair ferns. Between the panels hang ir pretty gypny baskets, full of stephanotia, orange blossoms, green ferns and silver loaves. Between eaoh basket and panel bangs a oomuoopia, with orchids, eto. Orer each panel is a pair of flying doves and a dove alto is placed between eaoh basket •nd eoraveopla. Standing on the top of th* Her are eight (rapid*, each tiling out qf a louquet of orango blossoms and holding over his shoulder a stephauotfs, oat of which is flowing a stream of water, repre- sented her* by spun glass. Tbs top and bottom of the tier are embellished with flli- re* piping. Tbo third tier Is twenty inohes aoros* and *1* inohes high, ornamented with eight festoon*, made of stspbanotis, orange j. LOVERS BEFORE THEY METi A Yontb In SEaalMba TraTelt to the Ameri- can Capital to. FlBd a Wife. I»«t evening the neat little Grace Episco- pal Ofareta, floutii Washington, was filled to bver-flowingio wftness the wedding of Mr. Peiw MoOalmon, of the proyince of Manitoba, and Miss Iizrie A. Gabriel, ol this dty.• At 8 o'docktL uehers, Messrs jr. Wattat Cookaey and Alex. Efouglas, pre- rieded tbe young ooupie to the altar, Mi» A. Vilmutb, the organiBt, playing the wed- fling march. The ceremony wa* very im- Dreasively performed by the rector, R«T. F)r©d 0. Lee, Mr. Douglass giving the bride away. Tha bride, who is a quite handsome girl, was attired in white silk. Immediate- ly after the oeremony tbe couple returned to the residence of the bride. Later the th ti k Bhe may clean «p the beosft,' Or bate a nice pte, , . ABdstagtotftebabr •• » When uia curate BoU By.\ iatheniooaspftteugn She may k^a him Just O Assbetay8«QOQanl« 1Wl She may uve an old maid, Or be wooed, wen and w«d, Thatktne. blossoms, erioa, oats and i>ping sprays of orange g TOT terns, buds an* northern train took them to their far-away home in Manitoba. There is a little romance connected with these parties. The groom lives, as stated, In the province of Manitoba, -where the bride has a married sister living. Through *he sister the groom, about four years ago heard of MIBS Gabriel, and a correspondence was eommenced, doling wbJob, notwith- •tanHing they had never seen each other, their feelings towards «wh oihei became more than simply friendV. The hearts of the writers glowed with love. Portraits were exchanged and minute descriptions were given of eaoh other. The result was that a few months ago they became engaged to ,he married on condition that there was no change of feeling after o penonal inter- view. The Ume for the nuptials -was fixed fo* September or October. The young lady Id ^he meantime made preparations to take a lftave of absence. 1 The groom about the 1st of tho month ar- rived here, being desirous of Beeiug the lady, tfe wrote a note to her, which she failed to recdve until Monday of last week, when she promptfysoit him the directions to And her pfac* of residence on Missouri avenue, and he oalled that evening. The ohains of lotft,-woven through the aid of the mails, were more firmly riveted at thii meeting.. Tb#jyoaa«ciiftdy» B ta^te vert highly pleased with the gentleman. The result was that the ooupie concluded that it ITEMS OF INTEREST. A negro Augusta, G*., catches fish by Acorns for planting bring twenty oeate a quart in Alabama market*. Gloves, like champagne, are made in tata country and sold as imported, An Ohio woman, 32 years old, ha* sued a ftoy of 18 for breach of promise. London contains 100,000 Jews and the finest Jewish library in the world. * Edison says: \It requires as much in- genuity to make money out of an invention M to make the invention.\ Our imports averaged $487,308,461 fas the first fire years of the past decade, y past decade, against $511,380,657 for tha five yean just dosed. This increase ia 14 per cent. Dooly, Qa., is exceptionally blessed with curiosities. It has a dwarf, 28 y i old, 4 feet high, and fifty-five pound* aght. Near by a giant towers 6 feet 7 in his stockings. One day's fruit sale ia Key We*, lla., recently footed up ; 18,500 mangoes, •erenty. four bunches of bananas, 160 bon<ih« of plantains, 120 watermelons, besides other fruits ia proporttok * presses as epiaibn, based «po& aetaal statistics, tbM more house* will be con- structed during the present year than in any preceding twelve months in ti« history ot tho oountry. Bombay is to have a new ioe factory, and that under native management. Ibis is, indeed, a matter for eongratulatgcn. Ia their prospectus the promoters state their ability to give shareholders a profit of 17 per oent. per annum, based on very eatefel oaU lossoms and •llrcrr leaves hang betWeeo ths festoons down to tbe seoond tier. Oro* sa«h festoon is an ornamented scroll bracket, trots which hangs by silver wire a basket of blossoms, oaU, maiden-hair and imi. Filigree piping as before .iff the top of this tl«r. Abore this tier stands the Norman oaatle, with outer sastellated wall four aad a half Inohes high, oontaining a portoullis en- trance, with turrets on each side. Inside are tbe moat and drawbridge, leading through a Norman doorway to tbe oourt, nine and a half Inchee high, with Its three rows of windows. Further back to tha keep, eighteen Inohes high and six to diameter, its fourteen window* over- looking UM whole structure. At tbs very top U the flagstaff, nine Inohes high, floating lbs banner of the house. —Fo>Mig* Cbb afcfwr. p it was useless to wait longer and preparations were at onoe mefde for the wedding, which took place the following evening.—FM RAILROAD PRONUNCIATION. A school is wanted for the instruction ol railroad employes whose duty it is to' call out the names of stations at whioh railroad mini stop. It is almost hnpOHible for a traveller, on a line with whioh he is not fa- miliar, to dtrttogmah the name of a place from the hurried and confuted sound* whioh eome from the lips of the man. who flings open the door, and hi*, inquiries from hi* fellow passengers teldom elicit an inteUigi- ble answer. He is thus left in doubt as to his whereabouts, and is In oonstant fear that he wUlheoarried beyond the point, of his destination. The matter may be one of great importance to him, though the man whose utterance is a series of untranslatable grunts may not think so, and hi some caua even life may depend upon his reaching a placed at the time set for the arrival of a ti The most valuable bristles wed in trash making are white, and the breed of hogs that produces them is *rwj yea? .(growing scarcer. The best bristles come from Kamchatka, tbe next iagndc bom Bustle and Germany. They sometime* reach a length of nearly ten inches, and eg* u high aa $4.50 * pound. Nothing yet in u*e wholly takes the place of bristle*. An old Hudson Hirer steamboat man to reported a* having, said that h* believes * river boat ean be buijt whfesh ean run. at th* rate of thirty mile* an hour. He is not ol the opinion that boats are like flail**, ia that the maker doesn't know bow valuable the result will be mil it has been.tested. \ You can take the plan of a Tx»tajwlfigure out just what she 1 will do before her keel ii laid,\ he said. The fastest Hudasn Biv« boat ever built make* about «#«ii«>-<m* miles an hour. Changes in the James Biter hav» mad* an island of Jam»atown, eomplsWy separat- ing it from Ih* main land, aad aboat all that nmaina of the flnt English MttUment ofYisginiaiatbe <! 1 tower of tlw old ohuroh. It wa* hem that Rxsahonts* embraced the Ohrirtian faith, and vm baptized by the name qf Bebsoo* Ths font used on that oooadon-.uow sOands is tbe chancel oi Christ Ohuroh, Wiiaaan- burg. Hart also PocabontM »at mani«d ia 1618 to John Bolph. , There is a free mflto*! |a Oaklsad,' Ori, that city k acros* tha bay fxoav< San Fran, eisoo, with a popuJatida d i5,0». Th« ifi O d d 1 well, s*T«ral, anyway M a««ordbi«ly. Limes waot to be k«4 tightly, la bamte, to pr«Te«t tiietf 100 barrais of wh«it flT. liarrals imported a Urw y«ara ag<K The h«ea Uaum* w* get >wre ara (boa* trtwn Florida, hwiMW, In Uw lint i Uttumm, ami la pla«s a 9u MHisins Un-y >i«*t to la ao snort «IMS TMB BOOS BEAR STORY train. It would often be better to employ a deaf He had killed a good deal of BUTCMSRINO BUFFAI,O«I1 •mall game while out during tho day atid b word nlxmt it. , Rho y Fimoy, Joyoe, my bobig fool aiunigh U> raU- Uki. hn tor « J«^tni»ir» dau K liUr I\ \Why nron't JKWtmen's daughlPia M nice ami ladylike MI anyone T\ »»Jd Joyo«. t#ute, and make use of sign language in l ly fir. yea to Jnlr IS was Indian Agent , sf<mtiuMi T«rrit*rry vas returning homo dark with jiurt nmmv(h ammunition to lottd hia rifle and pnt four sh'Hn in hU pistol. MI aofa wlih n f*«>e tudd uen l»!(tbtneai and M nouncing coming stations, than to place the t Oentral Pacifi* Oompaay aeAd*d a 1 , way passenger at VM matey of a man who cannot i directly through h, and the principal street p pronounce the English tongue in a reason- O ld l the This wa« nnfortonate, too, in afforded the best route; bat the peopl* p ably clear mann«f. One oould learn the ih k nlustas* to k*ve «he thoroughmre. spoUed, ri h hU rtdl to lh« o4ty by a J r«por1«r. The Majo* said that th« Indtant d as will U s<*m farther tho Journey toward bn v far Flwtda ISSJKHM. tW w« Ha* <}«aH*y, «i ©ow«e, tm *~< sold a4 4 b *» ^ Umm few ff mA %i ym bm, H I *• ^« tKaithaf aotid t ' g tad only aoueaisd withU» proririoa that 11 Oh, Imt tlii« l»M»tirian 1!TP« in • porpe*- iml sUto of aliirVsiitevasI\ said Kenwlek j \an d )ir )•> n living CiinUln of ti>l«r>m*- ]uic«>, m>d tAlka alxunlnniilo grammar through his nosw. And las wife I* a l»w olnna ><f Mr K Moirillmi. wli.. tahrw l^«> »>\«»' 1».I whiaky whcji^vpr el (unity. H.nv I -for uimAm mirh a blum W I can t linnglnr. Put J...VI... -«»..« .no n|> to tho Uk » head t» l»>ro a l>\«»t and WIM.II I («iw li«r aittitig tliprn annum thn waier Illioi, U diino t o Uio o< p y what they intended to say by the motion of th y BO fares shosld be solleoted for ride* wtthia l ta», V*w>\v> o*n fairly bo oalled, saw y their lips, but he never oould grasp the h lik hollow tro© and resolved to have Part TaukUmeie. bn4b Hkmj n»m», and ea«b having p and agenay, Imt wl to Ihfl (|tie*Uon atwi M a nUmw» tor Indlaa p meaning of a person who ohatters like a it ti 0M p . rtatica»eathUp*«mliat section of the line, Ha oompelled bruin to from U* hiding pl**e and *hot him drnut with U»« rUle aa U» •toorgort from th* bollirw. Anothar bear soon made it* ap- fr<wu UM san»4 tren, no doubt to the. «a,i«e of ail tha raokot on wilh tl g p monkey or an untaught parrot in its native EYE&EAH as* th« train* fmly. As elaetriainacaiaa, d«*igped.to.iej^ts» Ut Ui» lUnWlnk.\ said aho wlitt m nw do f<» y.m.\ wild*. The tree philanthropist of the future wit found an institution like that we have men- ,ai • |.K>k at th- d •till aligbtly ajar, \ WIMV* I* the dontuf Hiey U>IA me be The lma««fnl tibmda aat A«rw tioned above, and we shall oompetitiv* examinations, at whioh those ild ill U HAYNJ:H. Hnrniinr. N.Y liss ELLA L. LAMSON, left wortii tr<*» Vnr\ l'«k b, Helena, I saw A l ago, test for superiority in pronunciation p that happy day arrives we fear we shall have i jbl tubema4e,UH elain»ed,ia whloh gives us no information, and \has no! ili hih tt y»di.H 7 l), ' If y. le lolnl, and . adairte. The machtoe pristo *• a-ne ot taoh »*mber aad indicates oa whilt aUe h* rotes. I* also indicate* the absent*** and waa* pllr«i Fl»e BIVJU only Uw bimtor •hot xnmM a d<*vl IXM> H«t«Mwiiiio<tll. T g eveta that merit of comicality which street orles often have to recommend it to waiting n.-.r. grown Tho berv of «.re annuunl- <*[n*l to the with his empty U ba«tie that Perhaps, however, to look at Che mAtter h b \ Unwed me «'. oould hav* siwn (UP WI handlml the oars I »«t a<Nvk«d old NiaUiian, who called f\i m« at miiisrt. ' Why didn't y.« aoi.d y.mr daughter V sft,* I. It wajn't my darter,\ aaya he. It *M I mot h«r at Uje plonl.v half the a Toning- A* saps » some oountrfei d*Ml» ths rtatu «f the laminine w.artr, hak^rfcsing p, more seriously, an automatic ejgn might be Invented and placed at the end ol each rail- ble la Japan telb of th. lfciyV Irft. but hU brar-try He atlaokod th« road ear whioh would gfte unmistakabl in- tfceag^oft wears her hair b bri Tgg aad«piaa»d scarf, tbe ibnbeai bring < jrf f UM k*fc», «rSppVaJ and *«uu>Ud, fled from uf Ui»t caigbt/ aivl tsrrirjie oosi- •»n tnitj t.cnf) ,4 U—» •M. TV. tmVfeln M KH I s f*»t«1 yg brakamaa might hang a liuge placard in a f th g aonspHmow pla*e, with the name of the d it i l lt t g atoa of Us svadood truphlea aad Hu hero p p catalog station printed m it in large letters, h b h ilt g This, after all, plight be the simplest way of remedying tbe evil of whioh w« hav» aompjalnad.— Stutm Budge* tora*to** atop* f tor. p-.l.^iMKi,\ said Obtain And we had a good Ia«§fa \' « WAHTBD TO •«• TMK BCBMB8T UM il»»1lj ki MC4 •aitoiib I'm {>•*»* t** At. —.— I wt* tb.#. ***• l \TM1MOS 19 AOIH <EM. VanerbU\ and g»og of Wf unsoarosdowB Johnny waa oi» theengUw, Oooa«iooaUy a man Is born unlucky, ano ld P ! and ft* bssjd Ole Tan Ifkss fMt tr»v»H»'. y aanH help it Dr. Bullock, of Upland, Pa., h hi that kisd of* man. He whs driving tha ; U»ln«» .i««tds» ra«s •**& waste !<•{>«• oUnr day, and lit a match to touch off his ; his hair Uft bis hat.\ a* 1 M h nd *ln K « like PalU, aiid \ NouaeiiMl\ e»l.l Joy Utrtmub U Ymi were always anluaiona. K-O.IPU. ' \ My IIMI \ Oliildrmi! olUlSren 1\ romoiwtreU.1 M wi.ik. pltoouejy, \ do bav« a Uttle •Jgar, when a jnaoe erf sulphur ss big M a Ad M« way back, an' h« an' ab* fkw. I thtesj s»i#fc* W 4,mm fc»»w<l h<>mojopfifck ptllH.fUw into hie eye. *ady fcstart *0TeTftIof ,rhok*d beea utmost,; wy } tikt-4 — slgtety full ^f tms!n«ss tost»yt« U didn't get the .cigar lighted, either ih g be wmi on his way weeping with one eye, b isabcthtown.EsQM Co., N.Y. • W. H. COATES, - - - Principal, j aed not looking much with the other p, raUrood train !»w*l the olamationsot ' g drove isto a big wagon on th* blind side, ll i tU New York lelUr sat hang- will ' tu «*><*r lfc« wtodw frame with g andsaMabedJbJs buggy into a many pieces H f t d htit not dlaoottraged, to he borrowed anoth- H d dri •!,.(« h, I««N a file of rvbMati g er wafon to drfvs he^ne. He did not drive 'didh tl fl •tap Into the ears, aad the iqnawi hl4 A* f ^ hmat, ost drove IDW a'ditdh twelve f«el ^ bd •tap Into the ears, q_g V>htedlttelrtre(nbhn»lpr4». A* In* they X ld fl4«N» «*«p pad afld fit* wigon tip? on hli back w1Ul*wwhor»o waiMedMoumJonhim, toy. ^i<wt. Wa« ttw doetor M4 home at butt he \HIJ, hi*-dog bad <rattatw<> .<undsby*stnyy*l- ddftfylel Ta* «** VU US «o Ms 1x44 a» wltl bo ulv«t« I* ilint .. pnpiH <V«*lrliiH l» other aohoola «*>•' \\' «k***U, aoowhadttamped all over*** *etatJuia feed, a goat had and hi* wtf* ha4 Melded b» astf dreadfaUy while piling op P\**\\. b d y p g p r noateforsoinementotirytobe good. sh.boaHinfof r.im th« Prlnnlpal. of Ho«n1 of ttduoall.m II L tUwo, I' Wv7be#n with y« now thre. t. life Ii d <1are balor* ynu 'I'*. .ehlu.l (.i (v.i.miar tti** r ov<ii town, *B »atf$ ( tlitim new, <'«pltnl l«»l l
