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I. cialty. :totice ~tile Far 1-.f.ortr IM!n 1<. .nmm. \ ; . . aoola, befue GlOBl II • • - ~\S I Barks; a.ncl ::ood PurWer . .ag vitalitr A~ed. th&Y -,illg the in.- ·engt\lleiiii!Il' body a.ild IIothers and· .he Quake!' Jliabl~ r~· illnaas ittcl• ll'ifying th~· ;ot\ ooly a, but abea~ :omplexieilt • :nsuddeno( esspeoulW,' find resd1 ' bottle of one can reo· c=able) af, e:o. . Flint .tCo•' ,J Dopot, &.!.. (WHERE. ·' EVERY THURSDAY, -BY- (]. B. LIYilfGI!iTON, I.DlTOII AND PROl'lll~l'OJI, __ ..... TERMS: Offtoe· and Mail Subscriberf'-, pa.r- ah!Atly !n lldvnnoo.. . . . . . .. Sl fiO Subacrlh.ers. served by p@r yg~r. .. .. .. . .. .. . . . $2 oo VOL. :1. - W. T. CLAY, cABINET MAKER AND tl'P'HO£- BTERER, Elizabethtown, N.Y. Manufactory at Williams' Mill, Rico'e Gri•t Mlll. UE:Io.r !11 kinds of JOBBING Promtly 11.ttendod tn -.um- PRICES REASONABLE. Ilot•l• and Sommer Boardinl{ Hoosee bfl.ving a. larg~ n..uonnl (}{ ttl1poJ!lnt! to bo tlono, rnn waie ipecml 61111 s~l~otnotory contract ... Elizabethtown, J ao. 2\Bt, 1879. ---- -·----- ------ ELIZA BETH TOWN Union Free School AND G-A-ZETTE .. ELIZABE'THTOWN, ESSEX COUNTY, N. Y., THURSDAY, MARCH 27, 1879. NO. 32. .P·PdnJ. f:ionl!oma Arosapla.oodinl!elen•s ELIHUBURB.ITT. ANEODOiES 01\ REL.I.EB. cone, semi-perforated with indenta. ========='=====-=-· belt W611 to be tho mgna} of consent. (From !h! 11-ll!ll Tarle F1Jming J>OJI.) SOY! OJ Tli! GWT lU.OIOilli'S IIPERI• tiOil.f( liM olODil in itg glO!'Y upon A ZOOLOGI(I)AL ROIILANOEr.. Tho young lady had not read the Elihu Burritt, whose death is =- -~ wrrn JAl'AHII;SJO .w~ its outstretched surface. [!n.opiracl btl\\ U!>U~ua! FZou> of .Aoo. qal • '&(lroi.t.ly intercepted note. nounced this owning in our ds&- A reporter in the New York Star Spirllo.J ,,., \See how mistaken you are,\ No sweeter drl ew• ever ~r~~u \Put this flower in your bBlt,'' pu.tchea, had an almost world-wide had u. chu.t recently with Haidee 1 h th ... aug a e houy, as she shuts and Than BettT Ma.rton '• d.D.u~rhter Sue. su.id the Count to ber, offering her reputation as \'l;he Learned Bls.ok- He!ler, the sister of the lste Robert With oo.ble hare, ••aU tapir waist. llo rose, \zmd then come with me.\ smith.\ Re waa born in New Brit He)ler, in whieh she relsted several opens her hands with the rapidity Andlipsyou'dirDPihermlleetotMte; of a winking eye; the thimble is Halen smilingly obayed, and took o.in, Conn:, on the 8th o! December, intereRting stories about her broth- gone, and in its plaee is ao ugly bit Brl.sthlt.. ltunbent ey1ea. Uke the ~Us. Sheep pertly bro~ht to bur 10 woll: Aoe pretty Jaes It 'lo!BII avowed, Of whom ber marmot to 00 proud. Deor drll I lovefll~8r aa mv U!o. And I Yowed to nQf:!er tor my wtfo. AkA I u.t.llc¥. M lli!UIY. Hnd on&~ oo bor hi~ wo~hor qo. Be ea.Bd my lovo .to~r her wao boab.. And IllY aJreollon l mUIQUIIIh. He'd ~0&\ hor tootetep& ovo.-,whllre. A.nteo.ter 1n the easy ollair: He•d eottor round. thla eallor oha.D. And pointer out upon tha map · her filtbBr'll arm. In tho COlll\ID of 1810 · Hw ancestors were Scotch, er. \Why she said, ·'in five years of rubber the repor£er has just laid . their walk they met Gaetan, who, a.nd bo~ hi8 father. and grandfather we visited California., Mexico, St. down. 11eeinao the rose, was overjoyed. Then eened m the Am.enaan army during Tho!Dll.8; all through Austra.lia, Van u __ .:: the Count conducted w. -'•ngbter the Ravolution. His father was s Dieman's Land, South Aus•-\· WHY BENDER DISSOLVED ....., \\'~ ~........, :PARTNERSH:tP WITH to tho rcll:idcmco 9 ! QUe 9 t their so- shoemaker in humble cir!!1li!lBtances, New Zealand; in various ,parts of BROWN. quamf.a.nees and ~ttrutl:ed h<M\ to IIDd bGYing ll frunily of Wn children India, Bombs], J nth pore, .All.ahar hy shentleman vot viii go ronnd wait nntll he ea.me for her. Thn.t could not alford w give them vary b111l, Calcutta; tbrouih the iHlaud your face f'nd talk in front of your dODO h6 returned to thO Jittle hOUBO liberal advantages. When sevent.een of Ce;vlon, Point of Galfe, Colom.bo ba.clr. about sometings, is a shvindl<!r. ld ,.,.,,L ti d , T7 __ , Th I hear dot Brown say week pefore in which he liTed, &t the outaldrts years o .l!.o.ll.UU waa appren ce to ana n..u.na.:y. en we went to b '·c.k \th next a.pout me, I vas a.hensh-pecked of Baden on the Litchtenthel road. 11 .,. BIDI • ll1ld it was during his Chum, Shanghai and M~Wao-back husband. Dot -vas a lie. De proof He had senti away his Bervtlllts, and lnborn lit th& anvil thnt II groot. deal ag~~iu to Bingap9re, p.nd ~=ce to of de eating vas in de puddings; I wBII alone. At th& appointed hour of his study waa n.ecompl.i.shBd. HB the Ialand of Java We had splon- am married twenty year already, Oaete.n e.rr!ved in the rendenO'\'\ Ti\llll tt llltWnW mll~bemll-~vi~m 1 t>~• did ~t19WI!l> in t.ha~ lovel;y lslan~ and I vas not yet bald-headed. I -Modesty .is a priceless virtue ~ ir l.i.1fe the bloom of a. -w-oman 1 s chMk, it is 6ftl)l ~~~tit 611,\ it l6AAI its value .. -Th(pre wouldn•t have been any milk in a· cocoanut il some of our dairymen hu.d had the original con- structioa of it.. -:Did the ma:n. who Rhode !~land ride straddle 1 lt wouldn't take much of~ a. stride t.o stra.ddle tba.t state.-EKeokuk Gonititution. -When old Faust signed the contract with Mephistopheles in his blood, he wrote in hiB beBt vein, so to speak . -Why is Gibraltar one of the most wonderful places ill the world' -Because it's always on the rock, bnt never moves. -An accountant who visited Bunker liill Monument le.st summer says it is the longest column he ever footed up. _ -A Conn\'cticut ma.n te ntly said: \Lend me a dollar. wife has left me, and I want to a ertiee that I am not responsible f r her d~~· 1 ) -The man who got in a barber's chair, pin.ned a. newspaper rounJ his neck lind began tG read the towel, may justly be called sbeent- minde4. Whoro onao 11 Dl!ll~ll oroll!lll' llollf Flli•ab-thlown 1 Essex Co., lv'. } HL:o <!aptlvo to \loorel&n ohore. Olmstea.Jvllle. &e-ox • ' Tho Cll'llel CiiDlaiO Ua.r ootdld ..., .. _ ~ 1s · don't vn.s oonder gomg plltty\Ol1t9 lll ~p-\ lightly ovllr \·A -·'I of ... A <=<.1 \' o s great taste for the ls.n- plsying in such nice, easy named & u ou • Wu ow \\u governments; shtill I tinks it va• prde;n, ~md, finding the door shut, gnngea, IIDd with little wuriatnnce places aB ~baru.ws, Soirakarta, better il a feller viii insult mit vife, entered the bonae ~ougb one of he mlll!tered French, Latin ll.Dd Djakjakarto., Swnara.ng and Patte. und got her advkes about sometings -An illiterate farmer wi~hing to enter some animals at an ag ·cultur- al exhihition wrote s.s fo owe to the secreta7 of the socie!.;y :[ \Enter me also for s ja.ckasa.\ And he took the prize. w.w, 51 JOHN W. GHANDLER, Ph. D., Principal. Tho Yak• &Od orlmea of Robert Ktd. Winter Term commences January 6. He oft would whalG Jo.ok with tho cat. l b79, an.i continueoa Yi:s.teec. weeka. ~Jl!i'Cial And sa.:v. \My buck, doe l\OU Uke that 1\ fariloti•• and liberal terms to aobOiara '\i .. btng to pnrstlA fldvanced Btndies. \Who.~ mak.ea you !&tal around 00, I&JI Location admirable, InatructionP praoU- Tho ca.tamouDta to •omethJ.n.t, hey?- l:al and thorough. Terms as reo.aooable as Tbe.n he Would seallt with an oath. 10 any aimllnr school in Northern New ADd fJiEiif ''You are l•lD.ZJ elotb 1 the low windows. Then mounting Greek, and lllter he acquixed a. bemba.ug. A tqird tim• we went or oder. . fill knowled\e of other tongues It ia back to Sinrrapori en route for Bom- Dem American vom;ms don't know the stmra ed with pleasing emo- \ · \' sometings nefer apout her bus- . tions, he directed his otepa towards related that when twenty-two years ba.y. From Bomba.v to A.den, np pa.nd·s peesneas, und not so much -Mrs, Partington, in illustration of the proverb \A soft an!wer turn- et.h away wrath,\ sa yiP that; \It. ia better to speak paregoric~lly of a person than to be all the time fiing- ing epitaphs at him.\ ' York. . ·rhe threo DPp'lrtmAntg o.re conducted by able teachers. •• l\ollow< ' the apsrtment.s of Helen. There. old, being nahllmed to w for aid, the Red Sea into Egypt, staying a. money comes in the house, dot instead ot the da'\'ghter h~ found he resol-vlld on working bia own wa.y long time in Ca.ir.o, where he fell ill. makes not some tifference mit her. '\I'll ffta~o you dol!fll. my aaJ.lol\ fllle. .... ' v S ill Until lor bee! and porcuplnol\ the father, armed with ,. bl'Bl!B of in his studies; so he ii'\t down to Then on to Alexandria, Malta IIIld t she moost have one of dot -An old man who had been bad. ly hmt m a. railway collision, being a.1hised to sue the colJlpany for damages, said, \Well no, not for damages. I've had enough of them, but I'll just sue 'em for repairs.\ Principal. J. W. CHANDLER. E,q., Fir•t ~·~istant, Mrs• E)LIH NORTBt7P, -leron·l A•slO!not. &hs• LOUI~E A. PER- ltY. Iu.tructiun I• •i•o glven in instrument ul mu~ic ti) papil~ d.-Hiring H. For fnrtlm pamcul~rs MdroRB tOo frin· t•tp~ot.L By ordt'r of the B()arri of Erluoatiun R L. HA~D, l'rt>u1d-:ot. 0Eo, S. :iiCHOLBON\ ticc'y. A. GLARK WESTPORT, N. Y. BUILDER~ AAd. ia.lrlrhoroawith t!ondleh l&oahtar, pfutole. The Count oloaed the door Homer's \Ilin.d\ without note or Gibraltar. After an awful passage bullback in de front hoop-skirt Would Any, \Hoaoo!onb. mlnd wllat '\'rull'e ' d 'th nl J • thr h th B f pettygoats, mit efery kind of trim. ~ - 1111d said to the wretched Gaotan commen.., an Wl 0 Y \ e:ccon oug e ay 0 Biscay, we mings. Pooty suon dot' huspand tclt'!'' In short. tho m•nr mklr bo r•11 Might well u.lla.ma. bravor man.. While feebb o1iudD.Iir to anoa.~ Hyona cleft a.mons the roelca Ho cr!Opt.. aan,cs eho'6B ~~Dd m.t••a ox. And wban he fnln •would i:O to bed. lie blbd to lion lea•M lneteo.d. Then Sue would smJ, with troubled taco. \How lt~odoo Uvo In auch • pleMJ'I\' And e;u.a.Jjjft:Wny lD.W tears .,..eu.ld .melt, And MY \Row bllliiJzar mllllt b&To lcltl\ W111le llo, thellrute woodoblNk llor ol>l:a, And Ga.Y. \Av•. &91&. mv la.rull\ nnd (ll1n. trembling with terror: with Latin definitions. He had brought up trnvel-stained., weary, get bankrupted all to piece5. They •'1 conld lcill yon: I have 11 rlgh~ never rood 6 line in the book, but bnt rich in pocket and wea.lthy in send for the doctor, und vhen de w dv 011 , You ha-ve eu~ my determined thnt ii he could read mind from all our wanderinifs.\ doctor comes de man dies. Den 1 !-..... h • • • • I , ., dot vome.n vas opliged to marry mit honsa A~ .,;~ht,· yon ha.va brolu!n two iuea WJ ara stuay aur=l) the \ suppose wnue in lndU. , 0 u d ...,.,. \ IloilO er mu.u vat Bhe don't m~>Jl'e into it. I could l;reat you M 11 fruon wbole day he would never ask help saw tbe famous )fSS'lers of the Eo.st1\ hke IDit four six· cbildrens, on so- -nothing could bu more nntural. of e.ny one in mastering the Greek suageatod tha wily intBrviawsr. count of hi!; first vife already, und •·But, sir,\ replied Gtoetsn, ~~olmost language. He won e. complete vic. \Many times. Robert was very possibly one or two mudders by law -\Why asked Pat, one day, \ WiiH Bu.ln.am il< fimt·oli1n~ oo- tronom!lr!\ The other ma.n g11ve it up, of course. \Shure Baid Pat, u 1 twas because he had no trouble in finding an ass to roid:\ insndihly, \I am not e. robber.\ tory, and by the middle of the niter. mncb interested in all foreign con -vone second handed, und de oder '-·d - a step mudder outlaw. Den she -A dissipated and unmannerlY ·•And what are you than, You noon = read and committed fifteen Juring. I remember on the street ·t h lf \I .. · h I \ says m1 erse , ouen VlB vas nobleman, presuming upon his ''no- haYe come to steal my daughter- linea to mBIDory. in Hong lion~ one dny he disco-ver· dead a little.\ bility,\ once asked Bir Walt-er icott, to steal 6Il hllirOBB-to et6lil II for· He went to Worcester, Mass., in ed a little, sleepy old Chinaman a.t Now if a Cb<:rmaae goes dead' who sat opposite to him at a dinner, tune. Bere ill yor:rr letter, which order to use the library of the Anti- a. corner doing .. ring trick, and do- dot mn.kes no tifference. Nopody wb.ltt the di.lference was between , ' t tb d tb h w' g l't be\er t'·-n he could himself. vonld hardly know it, except htm Scott and sot. \Just the breadth .,.,.ailed to 016 vour crtlninsJ. inten· q1lllnan SOCle Y ere, an ere e •• uu lf His • mad se · · vife goes on mit de pees- of the table,'' retorted Sir Waltar. tiona.. I BhoJl show yon no meroy I a his first attempt at journal- lie stopped. paid the Chinnl!lJlJl to ness ehusL hke notin.zs has happened oJa • • Excuse these steers • • • It'e over now;; -A.ND DJ!l.U,l!:U IA Dressed & Matched Lumber, Tbare'e oau ... ht lllta !P'ue the hart can oow. SHINGLES, LATH, &c. Jac-i~ll!Ss'd her to be~. and abe- She .,.av0 J aclull. !llld Jlltod mo. And uow, QJoot th\ llttlo mlnlul But to t&ke yoor life 1 had no need ism, elUting the Christian Citizen, g:ivs him a lesson, and the following to somebody. of this t.mp. You know the skill of \io=n.Al d~vot.ed. to the pes.ceable da.y hunted up the Chinese conjurer American -voma.ns und Cherman mv ..kh! =-- duel would. have BettJement of intllrnlltional tronblee, and ebowed bim combinations =d vomans vas a tilferent kind of bee- \ --., H plea. For i.Mtinct, dot· same feller rid me of you long ago. To a-void e became a lecturer of note, spoak improvHments on bia own trick thAt goes mit me in de butcher peesness 13 l'H YEA~ OF THE CHAMPLAJfoj I.e bo,nd to blm wllth Hymon'slynz. 71 VALLEY -IC. F. Adame i111 1/tll DetrMl F'r\ Preu. gca.ndaJ I did not wish a duel, ll!ld ing on the subjects of temperance, made the pigtsil on his astonished together. He vas e.n American ma.n now I will alay you qot the J.ast ~ slavery e.nd ehen.p ocenn postage. head vibrate with admiration.\ -eo vas his vife. Veil, many times, -\Hal hal there is blood on the moon,\ he cried, striking an attitude in ilnitation or the tragedian he he.d soen at the theatre the night be- fore. \What ho ! ye black and midnight hag,\ when ·his mother suddimly wal.k:ed into the bedroom and spoiled the whole first act with '~ trunk strap. SIMONDS. Proprietor. Elizabethtown. N. Y. - - Proprietor. I !rom tho bo~tll an<l ooun·~-~·~lon with thlfl Proprietor. ~err }n. oo~'!••ctl~Jn with thle hf)use. a!'cotnm()dation >>Le.asuro seakore. PBOPRlitiTOR. trexnity if you re!uae to obey me.\ In 1846 he w®t to England 11Dd \And about the Ind!an ju,gglers T\ ven efery peoples got de panic pooty u'Wha.t L. yo= will, s:ho '\ formed \The Leagui of Universal \I could tell you a. hundred stories bad, dot voman comee to her hus- B ... __ pand und says she moost have TID!liNYOLUJiT~YO:SntniAL. •tV= mn,.lenva ]3-\llD no• w· n ro=hood,\ whicll announced its about those etro.nge creatures.- D h .Lv.. •• .. ,. '\' u w money. en s e goes out riding 'DEYE&EARt INFIRMARY. MLscellany. A HungariJI.n nobleman, Co=t few days-not to-morrow, but this aim to be the abolition of war. Robert used often to mystify them mit a ~<>,.,.;n,.e. Plattsburgh and Saranac, N. Y. d to k -·-.. Christinn WeJrz:ner, ha come very iru!tant. Yon mtlBt put two He too ll deep interest in the and expose their tricks to their Vonae upon a. time Brown says Over llti Yean Expcrtlmce In ,.,. tb t B d B d 1 to \B d I uldn't b llrmarlea, Ho•pltale, Colletre• paSB 0 seaSOn fi, i en. 8 en hundred }e&gnell bOtWeGD it 110d B Bvery qUeBQOnH sdvocat.ing com great rage. We were lying off some me, en er, WO e - and Home Prao•Jeo- the celebrated German ba~mg =.d you, !lnd ne-ver ag1lin come into the pensated emancipation. and he as- miles away bsfore Madras, on the himsh-pecked.\ So he went off und D•·· Havnes is nsnnlly &t the Cumberland b d b hi d chnr f PL\-' 1 ,_,_ t hi 8 ~ got his self tight shust because his Honse, Plattsburgh, N. y. For con•ulla· gam ling town, accomparue Y s preeence of my daughter or myseli sume ge 0 11 llllliUB pwu 8 BI.LIDB P UIDiltra., ch had vife tells him blese don't do it. Den tioo and operations In dissases of tho eye, da.ughter HeJ11n. . Young. pret:ty, As th& price of your obedience, and journal, the Citiun of tiuJ World, broken her shaft just a.a we left he sits down mit his back on de ear and for cat~>rrh, d and 4th Tuesday• and heiress to u.n tmmense fortune to pay yOlll' '--T-\-g ATnenses, I in 1862, in ordsr to advance this ll1adra.a for Ceylon, wh a boe.t put floor, and if I am not dere dot time of ea.cb month. Patients have found a u-111 t:WJJ -r bnme with Dr. Haynes, for operations anrl left her by her mother, the young will give you twenty thou.sand schema. In his devotion to the sub off from shore with a arty of !18.- he never would got home. truatmeot, more than 5 yeare. Artl!lolal countesu SOODI found herself snr. f J·e.ct it is Baid that bo 80IDOtimOft fO• ti CB to :i -..,; d Vel!, dot night, me and mine viie, Eves, of any color or size, nnd nrtieolal l'liDCB. \V Be US U\&4 BD among VS hAd O.Jitt.le to.lko.bOUtSOmdtingS, \P.ar-drums\ snpplled. For pMt!enlM• rounded by I~ host of lldmirtml. Tb0 Chevalier wiahed to epeak. stricted his pe:reonal expenses to them was one of the most famous und the next day I say• to Brown: •oi<lress Adorer!! of all kinds weJ'e not want- \Not ~' word I\ cried the Count 4> sixteen een ts ll da.y. mon of mystery. He oome on board ·'Look here vonst. My vi£e she !-!. H.\YNER. M.D. Kamllac. t:Jinton Conntv, N.Y. ing, rich a.nd .;poor, noble and ob- a voice of thunder. \You know me, In 1865 Mr. Burritt wo.s rna.de and it was suggested that he should make sausages und vork in de store, CHAIRs '· CHAIRS '· scnre, tender a.nd passionate, il'a.ve under5tsnd 1 I hold ... our lifo !!.t my U nit.ed StAte!! Consul e.t Binning- perform there. also mine taughter, she vorks in de I t -- • .:. J E sthore uud makes hea.d sheeze: und and gay. t was e. perpe I..LIIo.L ..... urn. mercy, and a momant'e hea:!taf:ion ham, ngllmd, but W!lll removed ''6prinkling some sand on the your vife vas going out riding all Tho nnder•il(lled bas constantly on hand e.ment, of whio:h ebe waa quee11 1 IIIlcl 'lrill be puniBhed with death. from offiM whim Prosident Gro.nt dock, he pln.nted in it 11 mnnrro seod, de time m 1 ·t de horse car und a a quantlty of Sphnt BottrHn uu.aa whe·re the uspirll1lt contended for \I obey,\ llt&mmered tho CheVlll WliB insngurated. He returned to from which he produced a mango patent tied back cardinal-Striped Kitchen, Offjre nnd Rock- her hand, by exhibiting their ad- ier. this country in 1870, and has givell tree some 18 inches high. stockings. Now your vife must go infi Chairs, dress, grace ru:nd seducti-ve qusJitiee. \In good time. YOlll' tW;hty his attention since to quiet literary \Then he did some surprising vork m de athore und cut beefsteaks whoch he \'ill sell very cheap. A.ll ordore Wh~Il ehe entered her CMI'iagc, ten thousand francs are U. thAt •ecreta.- work, writ.ing to the newspapers on t.hmgs with ajenomous cobra, which :if~d::~ :~~~~d 0 !'r,:;:e d:~ I cn.v!!li~~rs werG in the saddle caracol· ry-take them.\ ma.n ... sc.bj' ect.s. One of his ls.tsst he carried ro'lfed in the cloth abeut profits.\ prompt y fill ad. • ing around hell\ cruwbe. At tbe ball \Pel'mit ma to dluilino yonr offer.\ lll'bllJI!g Wll.!l printed in tho EVlllliG his loms. concluding with I} very Vell, Brown goes home uud tells Date1t Elizo.btlthtown, :Jeof'wber, 1878. hi the moat elegf\IIlt dtmoerll were dB· All imperious 5\liture OTercome PoST last Octobex on the relatoions clever trick, in which t-wo pl.geons. s vifll about dot. Den she comes LEVI BeLLARD. YQ~Ild til b..,.. Th'7 had. neither the fa.l!'lS modaaty :which the Chllvnl- of Engls.n<l and Russia. Among one bla.ck and one white, which he pooty quick mit :Brown around, und · _ _, 1 Lit 'I ttL_ · had. misundh::st..a.nding about so:cne- cnree, attentiol!l., nor sighs., but for Jer express&~ eemy ana lll<fl a. man his books are \Sparks from the An. mad.e to vanish at will, to cha.nge ' ' ' h f b d k t h nl deol . f f · tinge, m VIC e ery_ o y too a par , her. ..vh.wruti rrumy boo.ntilul wo- W 0 0 Y mel or orm B sake. vil,'' \MiscolliiDBOUB Writillga,\ \01· from one baeket to another. The mcluding my little dog Kaiaer. mrm, French, EnglialltmU fiUD!lii'Il, \Dut;- B:W:l b<> \'tho secr<>ta:r\J is ...... Leav-,- \'Th<>u5\ht.s and Thmr ce.ptai:n urged Robert. to do so=~ Poniy soon up comes a bC:t:eema.n, were particuJa;rly moni.fied. A=ong locl:ed\ a.t Home and Abroad.\ <>.A. w n.lk t.hing to bother the man, who was und lll'l'llStod UB for breechllB of Edgar :'11. Barnes thes6 pressing suitors Helen eel.eol:- '·Thru.oo ill no UJ in it.\ from John o'Oroo.fB to LnnJ'sEn·~\ TOI'Y conceited &bout himself. pron>ulis~ t.od ~cep the pie~cs,. und · B at -\' u, !l.Ssa !.mg e oa.l.tery, or somehngs. M.J.chinery, Water Rams. Pumps. &G., &c. ed the most worthless. The Oheva.. \ re tbo lo~~& then:· \Lectures lllld Speeches\ nud ''Ten \Bo Robert suddenly asked to Den de firm Bender & Brown was li·ar Gaetan Marbois was, it W trhe, \What I you wish to-L--l\ Minute Talk on ..U Sorts of Topics.\ look at one of the pigeons. He broken up. I go abont my poesness, H aoy of his friends rt-quire any of that lonrl of work, t~ey Will please gil& him a .·>~.ll. His <\ha.ra: .. s wtll be re~sooo.ble. and lll~ work well done. Elizabethtown, N.' Y. Sept 1 , 1878. a handsome f,allow, pale and dbli- \Break the lock, or ril blow yonr Mr. Burritt was a mltil of the took the whitll one. With a move- und :Brown goes mit his pee~ness. cate. with fine blue eyea, and lo~, brains out.'' most honest a.nd earnest purpose, ment like lightning he pWled the My vife she helps in de sthorc. His h dr d ''th The 18• tol · ted -\' vife goes ridin2 mit de horse es.r, black, wa\\ hlloir; e esse W1 P Willi e.g&n preeon often ··..Weal in somo of hi!; plans, head off the bird. He bold the ~ 'J und cfery n!ght sha vas by the taste, danced well, and enng liku ns a.n ar~ent thAt admitted no but always certain to have a good head in one hand, the quivering, theater. Rubini. But llllhDppily, these ad- reply. end in view. He aimed in !riB liter- struggling, dying bird in the other, Vot\fi de g-ons~quonces? Along va.ntages wer!O eonteet.ld by gl'Mt Gnetan obeyad. ary work to in6trnct snd t-o benefit 11nd thell threw them ov~rboM'd. comos dot Centennial. panic. Dut Proprietor EnomsLY. lona ostnbll6bed COLLOPY & UO .. n.cc<>mmndation closlmbly lo· Court House. oop .. ~~~\'~llCt~. ttoo those at- Public., Auctioneer. Insur- a,nll aener111 L11nt1 Agent. Eesex County, N. Y. Z M: JOIINSON', HOTOGRAPHER. Crow11 Point, Essex County, Now York. -- ··----- ---- ... ---- l'QTIEa, x. v., & Surgeon, A.OitltT lrOR Fire Iawrance Company, lmDortilrll ol vices. A diamipa.ted gambler, and ''It is wtlll\ l!aid the count. \Take his readere rnther tlmu to produce \Tho commotion w8j3 frightfuL knocks Brown higher ns two kites. »-·t anlrn\ f '--k th by J'immin\! l\ly income is still unprincipled. tb$ Chevalier Gaetan ...,.. p......_e o u<OU -notes: ey elegant literature, His health ha.s The poor native shriek:eoand cu.rFoed J B d . I!' w· & Hs ---1. more as my outcome. But llrowu, r~~n 188, ulllS, mes, G had qwtted Naples in consequence IU'6 J'OUI'II· ve you .. l:\\\\et been poor lor a long time, and nt- and gaTe vent to his rage in thll he goes a!'Ound de ohtr~te!.s mit his 111 ' of 1 some scmdelous e.dventuree in book l\ taokll of hemorrhage of the lungs choicest Bengalese. bands out of hi~ pockets, nnd he Also, doalore in ancl direct receiTOrs o which he hBd been implicated. The \Yea.\ have more than once given warn- \The mighty white ms.gicirm look- don't got a. cent to bis p:1.ck. Count, after llw.ving informed him \Whnt doe!! it contain f\ ing that his dnys wore numbered. ed with merry eyes 11t tlltl jnggler'e KENTUCKY HOllON &; Rll WHISKIES self of these i'a.ets deeirBd, but too \Some p!lpcru--lettlll'll addre88ed distress. Then when:J e row was -It was a little eight year-old to me.\ A sucCESSFUL :PRACTIOAL boy of Srhuyler Falis who ~>truck Wm. ~olfiorly, No. 69 Muru7 st., IBttl, to put his daughter on her a.t its height and I b u to feel un- his fu·st wave of trouble a few weel.r.s \f'?h~'w:;.':J;. NEW vonk gu=d a.ga.inet , dangeri:>us a.il'eotion. ''Le' your poolt:et book f&ll in .ron. eday n.Dont the issue of tho prank, a <Yo. He had the toothache. His :Billiud. Ta, ble FOR SALE fro t f th . ._...., '-• So\l'e months \8'0 a. wAndering -o Helen liate 1 ned neither to advice, n 0 e le<:re.,...J you JJAVe Robert suddenly miood hill l!And5- fond parents urged him to \have it b k \ · exhorter, who was tramping over • t \ •t fi t h f d t •- the prayers, ll\Ol the orders of her ro en open. oh, those beautiful, white, wonder ou • ·\' rs e re use n en \\r- fathor. If Gaotan had bad to do •'What I\ the county, addrest>ed a. crowd at working hands.. He mysteTionaly ta.in the proposition. Snmehow, d ''I muet han 1 whieh will the site of the lower market house, if perhaps by intuition, he ha<l con- with a lather who .la.eke energy, proo d di ted ''\- h nll d beckoned, as · BUIIltl):oning the dove ceived the idea tba.t pulling teetL \\ h nld b b th con-ric\ vou.\ an pre o ...... t w oover P e fr ·u. terv d . d • hu.mbi>Xld of the youn10 Clount..,s, smd \Bnt upward. (No onE> b looked over· it wonldn't hurt nt e.ll. He would peruupB e Wig liTO wome 9 •- down th~ soliW:J pilll.r loft .stand· om 1 wa. _ gm~ an pomte huJ;t. 0, no, his fond parents said, od> t · 1 to,__ h _, inu by the ~ 1 one would most cer- '----\! f 1 't. It h-, t It the pe11Cefu1 possessor of the im \\UU ' IM, mean \\\' ere lUI 0 WJ- board after the firat dart of the bird ............... y ee 1 u.u no roo B. ·rbe •o\ld Table is in exoellent 001 oulltlon. me,nse fortun'\ with which he was the !l'vidGnca of burglary. I mean tainly be struck dead by lightning. into the water). There wsa the just stuck to the \goom &c. '.L'bie I here is G set of ivory balls, Pin-Pool This wns eagerly believed by a is a. ws.y some parents b11Va Final- oot, Chandelier, &o. · Will be sold very so franticu.llJ in lo-ve.. But the that the robb!ll'll l!1ulll b!! known. l 1 d white dovt~ circling round in the air; ly he consented, on conJ.itioc.s that cbAnn. For terms address Robb d th Oh lo.rgo nolllLtr tJ our 00 Ore pOpU· Jo 11 N Ll.llERTY. Count knew J.ow ro carry his point m' or ea I oosel Ahf in one :moment it alighted on the he should ha.ve lots of ca.ndv. So ch i :. mad I Ja.tion; heuce, when it ...-as s.seer- · .. Eliz .. botbtown, N. Y. either by nums.gement or Ioree. He your 0 ca Jll e. was aura bit of ll!lr}}et bil!ore itls dospondent his father took him to the old Doc- WI\.8 11n old litlln. He had preemed · :rou would be l'eMOUAble. Now you tained Tuestlay tha.t the pillar was owner, unhurm.ed. Curses g~ve way tor's office. The bov was in excel- \\· the n'gor of yonth, a.nd -'1 tb\ are abaut to flY. You will go be- l:o_ be moYad, a. I!!'Owd of fifty or f d 1 d lent spirits, and tiie kind-hearted ... . F01!. BALE OR TO B.ENT, THE HXOHANGH HOTEL IW .. .... .... \' \ mvty negrm:B cr•thorad around to to pro orm &LBBms an pra-yers Doctor pro.ised his grit as be dis· · d ·•-ble _,_ __ _.~ hich th- fare :me. I do not qnit vou unt.U au. 'J .,u t'--t th~ grao. t whiL- ma.,.;n: .. ., \\\\hL ' cl h iul f ' k \ 1D OlDl\\' wuu....,..,., w no \ 't eauJ A ·ea1 • k ua. o ~ w --..-......,. L gmee t e crum o h1s ''turn ·ey lng but pa~ tenderneas had 1\11 ar• aleagua from ~~~n. For awa1 r t.s. • p~ti JO er, ne-ver difl. with his pocket hn.ndkerchief. The e-ver soften eli!. Self willed i:n bill the rllllt maka yonrtlelf lllllJ· I will .,w:a..re of the belief ~ . regard to \.And bow did he do j~! w~, patient's mouth was opened willing resolutions, stern in his retut,I.late, and will enter no com. tbe removal, . determined to bave simply by ha.ving in hiu hand one of ly, the old hook wa.Q introduee~, t h h east b t f to plaint nntll to-morrow noon.. You some fnn on hill own account. Pro- ._,_ •·~ erti hite d , and after a. tremendous tug the b1g o t em, e s ou or means . . • fire, ke h .tllH s ..... e prop ea- w ove B double tooth was ripped from its At Wadbam's ~~~:~l- Y. Fully fu1'. put M.;~ du~ comhat this lll&J eaaily eacape· pl1llltllt, lllld if ourmg ~ ca.unon . .crso. r e hend-wbioh bad figured in a hun- moorings. The boy was astonished, For_partlculon enqaire o£ A. Obappel, kn!ght, WhO \hAd dt!.rl!d tO undertake my ]lt9t~:Po ~IXIOB ne.®llllf.l'j'l = biznie)f r ~ ~= ~ tb~ d.red f.ri.eke. Quick M thought ho and to Bay thn.t he yelled and hol- Ptoprtotor, on tho premlaea, Htr to become hlill aon-in-IB.w in spite JVlilo m.t1i\f ~ \'f<>Z1 --Be b\\dingsl:o;;rd 0 J.UIIt 11.8 thB rnW! ... ~to t.nrned t.he :trrins dove's head lln'lld, o.nd SllMMned, fl.lld to1•e !ll'O~d h . h ·d t thr · to gone'\ \\\\ r 1!-;-- ~ ·- :.~ . , _ but feobly exprr.HHilH the j;hmg. OTIOE Is hereby I!!Ven ~bill 111 1m, w en aJ!Cl en . ew m · • . . . fl tered he cast the 'popper $1I>Ong un~ \\\' wmg. .as we wera .so fa.r Then he selzed hl.s cap and star.ied rrsons are forbidden to SboDt, ho.nd a letiler which Gaetan had After~ ~~t~~'d'lfhich mad the gaping crowd. In 0. momon~ from' land, though aet free, it re• for the door. \Hold on,\.cried 'the t;•ohf 7~eBunt Qn ~\Y Qfthe proper- written to Holllt!. • Thll (J]lavaJiur. ,peat noiSa, .l::l.e!l'1} CO\lll • no longar thera .\\M a terrific ,rur:plosion. and ~ed l:o the ahi;p. It is not so father, \Bint you geing t6 pay· the Adirondack Iron and Steel Oo. impatient to' attain the go!U of his ~onbt. Gaetan Willi b~ed from the wil~eat.terror&e~cl tb~ negr<Ils. mUch that whieh •i.e done, believe Doc~,., ''Ga.ul. dum. him!'' cam_? Si.tnnterl in town•b;ip 45, 46 & 47,1no)odilll!' , d , , ·\- , • her heart, end abo mArl:led one of Bcatthrin$' W BTery direDtion, they ..... _ 0 • • · • baQk m tones lloB the dq_or the \O!d Jfilitan1 •tract:· lb, the Cono~y of demres, prOJOae m mwcee~ ::arms . tain in . ran as s\viltly as their feet· would mo, ......,, gtlzr, as 1t 18 the depterity ·p •. · th •' · Essex, BIBle of N. Y. Bnd Bre forbiddQn to th -~· 0o te 1 consms, cap a regunent th t b 'th hi-'- th thin . a· , ay un m e 1;1prmg to tr\\P\\\ thereon In nny way. underU!e . e yuw.ufl UD 88 • an ·e ope· · · a1ty • th ervi f th E . ~ om, flOWe 0 ~. t _em not e!.<lp- m w ~ e . g 18 · one. git loosel\-Platts\ penalty of the IBw. All persons \r ap 1188 • $ent, and Jl>roposed a. c!nndelltine ca.vof • m .... ~ 11 ce 0 6 m :pmg. until tltey ~ pl!IOOd a sqwti.'B is my silver ~ble, ii . 1.,. iug thereon, for the purpose of Shaotlny, +n:o.eelt.:in 1 ~. at !the hour when tbli'Connfi per01•· . .alll!\!'\'· between thnm nnd theoQjEIQU 0~ _their . The interviawer. who Hunting M Fish!n~. will be prQsacnted • th ·L-b•t • .. .1 t.. . , 1. L-'- fear, Sollle of the JY~~ mtlzens w~b· . tl therefor. • W{UI m . • e.~ .1 0~. ti,Owif . Oll~; . \\' . . -Dcnl't aet ~ debt to a shoe- Btalldin,; neat .'W.er6 90Jlllidembly •~t>lOn, pro~p y BayB • mm~~~,!.~~.:~~~~i:::;~~::ed. play whiet. With some ~entl~l!l of Jnabr,!f J'W would call;rotif JO}e atartl&d.-[Augutta (Ch.) .(Jn1\0ni. llllnder,w]li~ palm of. March, s. 1877. U,l ~ 114quain1ta.noe~ at. the. ®lifma :rour 01111• QI.,, ,;;. il .Xteild.la. . au,d .tlle · ... · •. ,... ' - ·. r !!' i -A wag bronght a. horS<l dnvsn by s young man to a stop in the street by the word \Whoa a.ncl said to the driver: \Tha.t'safine horse you have there.\ \Yes answered the young man, \hut he has one fault. He wa• formerly owned by a. butcher, e.nd always stops when he he~rs u. calf bleat.\ -In a primary school not long ago the teacher undertook to con- vey to her pupils an ideo. of the use o£ the hyphen. She wrote on the blackholl.l'd ''Bird's-nests,\ 9.nd pointing to tho hyphen asked the school, ·'What is thu.t for?\ After a. short pause e. little Fenian piped out, \Plaza ma'am, tlla.t'e for the bird to roosht on.\ -Gideon Oook, a Baptist preach- er, well known a. qna.rter of a. cen tu- ry ago, was a ma.n very eccentric in his speech, even to his last earthly moments. A few hours pre\Vious to his death his brother, also a preach- er, >ca.me to his bed.clide and inquired: \\Do you think you. are dying, ald.- eon f\ .A.ncl the reply, sharp and quiok, c~me; \Don't 1m11w-c~>n't tell-:-~ever died yet I\ -An oiJ serva.nl enlers the shop of an apothecary, and preBHDt6 him a prescription in \\Vhich is ordered a pu!.ion con!Ailling two decigrams of morphine. The apothecary's as- sistant .;-eighs the dangerous in- gredient w1th the greatest care. \What a shawe !\ said the ofd wom- an, with s. shove at his elbow. •·Corne, do~'t be so stingy, it is for an urph?.n. -David Crockett once visited a menagerie a.t Washington, and paused a mon1ent b~fore a particu- larly hideous moniley, exclaimed: \\Yhat a resemblance to the Hon- uru.ble Mr. X. !\ The words were ilcarcely spoken when he turned and, to his• great astonishment, saw standing at his siae the very man. whom he had complimented. •'1 beg vour pardon;· said the galla.nt colonel; \1 would not have made the remark had I known you were ne11r me, u.nd I am ready to ma.ke the most huruble apology for my unpardonable rudeness; but\- looking first at the Insulted member of Congress, whose face was any- thing but lovely, and then at the animal compared to him-\hang it if 1 can tell whether I ought to apologize to you or to the monkey!\ -n.. clergyman was called, UP'W oo one occasion to o:ffic~!lat \ ? colored wedding. \We assure yon, sll.b,\ said the gentlemanly d!ll'kay, dat dis yere wedding«'sah, is to be berry much in de f~on, sah.\~ ~·Very wall,\ repliea the cler· gyman, \1 will try to do every- thing in my p~er tol gr&[Jf! the wishes of the \ .l?:2 1 ~~ter. the dinner · · .~d\csupper were over, the ·•'best ·#!&~~:\ called again on the left.him a ten-liollar everything -..ae'at> your hic,ndf; ~ed it '?\ sa.i~ t.he 'ru::ba.ne rfiDJL \Well sab, to tell de Mr. Johnson was a pointed,\ answe,red IDDJl. \Why I ~ the, minister. ·\,I 'Oburch. .. \1