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Practical Hou^e Frcck DEMAND FOR NOVELTY HESITATION FATAL PATTERN 90S3 News for Pa “Father, why doesn’t mother travel with the circus?” “Why what could she do in a cir cus?” “She might be the strong woman, I heard her telling grandma this morning that she could wind yon around her little finger.” “The woman I marry has to accept me on the spot.” “If she didn’t she would never ac cept^ you—’Twouldn’t do to think it over.” Or Else He Gets Fried It is considered a sign of Intelli gence and will power to keep as mum as an oyster. And yet, what good does it do the oyster to keep mum? He’s always getting in the soup, Isn’t he—or she or it? Whichever It is.—Cincinnati Enquirer “What we need,” said the emphatic citizen, “is some new laws.” “Maybe you’re right,” answered Senator Sorghum. “Even a law can grow old and convey the impression that it has outlasted its .usefulness.” —Washington Star. In a Tough Spot The taxi came to a halt. The fare descended a trifle uncertainly and proceeded to search his pockets slowly. “Sorry, old man,” he asid, finally, “but I haven’t a bean!” Seeing that the driver was not taking it too well, he added: “That’s the position, old man, and you know you can’t get blood out of a stone.” “No,” agreed the driver, rolling up his sleeves, “but what makes you think you’re a stone?”—^Province (Vancouver). Long-Range Enjoym ent “Does your boy Josh enjoy work?” “Yes,” answered Farmer Corntossel. “He can sit on the fence an’ see people work for hours. I dunno as I ever see anybody that seemed to get more enjoyment out o’ work than he does.” The nice thing about this frock— one of the nice things—is that you can wear it buttoned up some days and opened on others. If you face the rever with a contrasting color, as in the illustration, it makes a great deal of difference whether you see the inside of it or not—it really makes a different frock of it. It is one of those house dresses which may be worn out of doors in the country or for shopping in the morn ings. The inverted pleat makes the sleeves most flattering. Very attrac tive in a plain fabric as well as a printed one. Pattern 9083 may be ordered only in sizes 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46. Size 36 requires 4 yards 36-inch fab-_ ric and % yard contrasting. Send FIFTEEN CENTS in coins or stamps (coins preferred) for this pattern. Be sure to write plainly your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 West 18th Street, New York, N. Y. DETERMINED SOLICITUDE “I’m goin’ to keep on sendirT my boy Josh to college,” said Farmer Corntassle. “You think he has exceptional in telligence?” “No. Confidentially, I don’t think: he has a great deal of sense. I’m* goin’ to put him in the way of learn- in’ a lot of long words so’s maybe he- can fool people.”—Washington Star- Sure Thing Mother—Yon have been canoeing \tith young Sapleigh every day this summer. Is he eligible as a bus band? Daughter—Mamma, he’s a cinch. - His father never takes. a vacation and Percy is his only child. FIGURE IT^OUT Around the Corner “There have been some high words exchanged around the Capitol.” “Much to my disappointment,” said Senator Sorghum. “As we keep zig-zagging along, we continnally find that asperity is just around the corner.” Double Eggs The small daughter of the home was greatly excited over a large double-yoked' goose egg which had been found in a nest The next time she hunted eggs, she exclaimed: “Ohl Daddy, look! Here are two hens In one nest; are they going to lay a double egg?” ‘T wonder why it takes pay day s a long to come around?” “It only seems long when you’re* short, and the shorter you are the? longer It se#ms.”
