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Iter ;dence to the all or give »s. 1 # % Now the Chinese cook, by some hook or crook, !pt the camp alive for days; ivery trick Of devising means and w a y s; But it came to pass that Ah (Ah Soon was the Chinese' nam e,) Was\obliged to say he'd no food, on And had'fo throw up the game. \Well that hungry crew ate their boots in lieu O f the food that failed to come, And their belts hung slack, and their looks grew black A s they chewed on the pine trees’ Now the Chinese cook, with sad, wan Was the man who suffered most, For the rice reserved for him self he served To'the men w h ile at his post. It w ill thus be seen that he was That his nature was good and soft. When the cruel fangs of hunger’s H e r e ' s a- H a n g © f c r E v e r ^ S e a i A Stewart *‘2-F tteV ’ (coal and gasj liange malrcn habitable, for winter', wh,en you need heat in the kitchen, but in ounirricr—aay woman knows ho w unbearably'hot a kitchen gets—a gas l ango grows more comforting day by day. . F o r caL-izrhcn or country acc, wh&ra city snyp^y ij tzoil: ov- tainablof L'zesc may be fitted for gasoline gas or Either of these ranges can be fitted v/kh perma- nently polished top and our dust-proof agh chute—a wonder ful convenience and labor saver, No dust around the kitchen, —no ashes to carry or get spilled. Made by FtmUER C& WARREN CO., Troy, New Vorh, cinco 1831. Sold by s M iaar Monroe Inssrsnce Company Inresiigatinf. The Equitable L ife Assurance Society, in which the Jate Kellogg Durland of Monroe and New York, held an insurance' policy for $15,000, has started an inquiry for an ex planation of the facts leading up to his death from poisoning on the Bos ton train on the morning of Nov. 19, The policy carried by Durland was not; taken out on April 10, 1910,. naming, his w ife Genevieve G reville Durland as the beneficiary. It contained the 8 (usual “ suicide cla u s e ,’ ’ m aking it pangs ; contestable after the lapse o f one Gnawed him, he looked aloft jyear and seven months. Mrs. Dur- To his Joss he prayed as he n igh t ly , land paid the last premium, which laid , I carried the policy over th^ contest- In his bunk, but his prayers froze | able period. Eight days later Dur- fast, i land was dead. The Durland’s had H e knew other tricks so he burnt; separated, according to the insurance prayer sticks, 1 company about a month preceding the And his prayers were heard at last. I payment o f the premium by Mrs. last Mrs. Durland very one 1 proof o f her husband’s death that Ah Soon brought: ^ ' mant of M edical Exam iner Magrath And of'which the camp made f u n ; ’ He was called Much N o ise by the ironotf Vinvn ' : o f cyatiide o f potassm m taken at the He was yellow ish and pale, i ''\'^and n S t f ' DuS-I^^Jhad ta^.n S p S n ^ 1 ' Was to run'^ar^und after his t a il. (’’\T h T sociologi.t hadbeen summoned The prayers that Ah Soon had burned 1 to Boston by phene from his w ife, at high noon, i and a t the time was so hard up he had Reached the nose of his Joss one day, I to borrov.’ mc ney from bis girl typist And the Joss' advice w a s “ when all j to get there. Jlegiftrrte Corrigan out of rice, ' N ew York, D u rleirl’s friend, says Eat the tail of a dog and pray;’’ j the v.'riter had just mode a $2,500 This advice bore fruit, for it soon ] contract w ith Srribner’s and was took root 1 hopeful o f the future. In the head of the starving Chink, I The insurance company has mado And he said, “ yes I can make nice I no direct charges, and in an interview yockeman ^ state that w h ile the inquiry had not Of the tail of Much N o ise,m e t h in k .’’ { gene beyond the usual routine i t was ; being pressed becau se of the “ unusual So Ah Soon at night, when the camp cham eter of the death .” w a s quiet, : ___________________ Ere the dawn o f another day, ■ W ith a sm ile serene, and a knife - Jo.seph Sm ith, 35 qu ite keen, j laborer on f Cut the dog from hi.s tail aw ay; j intoxicated And Much Noise felt sore, henol**’® ” ' ^ ^ longer v/ore , sl^^P ‘'*1^ and a pass H is «tail in its proper place, ' cut his body entirely in two, W hen Ah Soon had le f t him of tail j ------------- --------- Miuch Noise to his tail gave chase. | ^^0 Favorite OM-Time Songc. Now that little pup t h a t A h ? o o n ' Was a little pup a knife ' Jo.seph S m ith , 35 years oM.a negro ' laborer on the aqueduct, while in an iditirtn, lay down on ick'3 at Cornwall to Was And when he had food, whether bad' or good, i the) He shared with Much Noise a part; 'fo r forty or fifty years and jm So w ith tranquil face he cooked the , dearly loved today as when they ' tail w ith--race, ; w ritten. Each song is publish! This is a splendid collection o f ivorite old-tim e songs and ballads— ; songs that touch the heart and recall the tenderest m emories, many of ■m having been popular favorites ' ju s t as W itt hee Or!rient, th O the e opuler magnificiiagmiicence (plendor of u ic i of Rome in her moat glorious days, and the beauty o f tropical settin g s, “ Ben- Hur” w ill be staged a t the N ew Am sterdam Theatre, N ew Saturday evening, Klaw & Erl anger, tl most wonderful ] York, ( December 23t h e owners o f this p iece o f theatrical property, have this season givei a production which in m agnitude and spectacular grandeur w illout dis tance any production ever seen the American stage or in the theatre ’ any other country. The magni- ide of the scenic settin g s ia of such nature that there are only four theatres America with large enough to accomodate t h eeqi the N ew ’ork,i historic Boston Theatre in Boston,the ■atre in N ew Yor beautiful Forrest T heatre ir, Philadel phia, and the great AuditoriumThei tre in Chicago. Only three o f thes 'ties, however w ill have an oppyor- inity of seeing this new and wonder- il production o f *‘Ben-Hur” —N ew ork, Bocton acd Philadelphia, for le Chicago Grand Opera Company cupy the Auditorium for so tim e it w ill be im p ossible to Hur” long a tim e it w ill be iropc take “ Btn-Hur” to Chicaj transferred to London ion at the Theatre R oyal. Drury Easter Monday, April 8, 1912, :ementotoementoto thathat endnd havingaving been sentation at the Theatre arr.ang t e h 1 made by Marc Klaw when he abroad last summer. A good idi undertaking can fact that Klaw necessary to clo: dam Theati inclusive. lea o f the bignes c be gained fron & Erlanger find it lose the N ew Amster- re from December 11 to 22d ve, in order to prepare the stage for the m assive scenery and intricate mechanical effects that go to make up this new presentm ent of the Lew W allace drama, and to drill the vast army o f stage mechanics that w ill be employed to handle the working.?. Borrow—rh t ll now t to ask you for i And till now I to refuse yon. II now I have never had a small loan. M o n e y - have never Ijeeu obliged way to ,e Chinese knm ; h e a' ' a ll the meat But he gave mplete, 0 to the nvn, jtbis book w ith bol from the I co( song is publish ed in ith words and music An Afarin at Nigiit That strikes terror to the entire household is the loud, hoarse and m etallic cough o f croup. No m istak ing it, and fortunate then the luck: dog the bone. JACK BURKl large book bfiund in paper m ailed postpaid anywhere for ^covers m ailed postpaid nnyi j j ' lO cents in coin or stampjs. Book I c atalogue free w ith every order. Ad- I dress George A. W est, Monroe,N. Y. parents who keep F o ley’s Honey Tar Compound on hand. H . W. < selman, Ganton,N. Y ., worth its w eight in golid. children are troubled hoarseness, and all F o ley's I always have house ” W. I says: “ I t is Our little w ith croup and g iv e thei Honey and Tar Compound. itt in the a bottle o f i H . Fowler, THIJ’IK THIS OVER. ThU Offer Should Gain tb« Confidence of tha Most Skeptical. I We pay for all the medicine used ] during the trial, if our remedy fails j to completely relieve you cf constipa tion. We ,t«ke all the risk. Vou are | (ligated to U3 in any way what- j ver. If you accept our 1 mighty broad staten A most treatment offer. That's lent, but we word o f it. Could anything r you? lenUflc, common-seas* 11 Orderlies, wbW Is R esa ll Orderlies, ■* like candy. 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Young Mr. Cohan has furnishid the Ameri can stage with many examples of his skill in constructing plaj 3 w ith m elo dic a ccessories and his name has come to stand for all that is beat in this particular avenue of art. but, judging from a public opinion angle “ The L ittle M illionaire” is his m ost popu lar offering down to date. The charm of “ The Red W idow,\ now in the second month o f its tenancy of the Astor theatre, i.s found in the ipontaneity o f its w it.thecri.sp humor )f its book and lyrics and the unfor gettable faacinsticn of its musical Then, too, the story unfolded plot c f the piece furnishes a more satisfactory medium for the droll and amusing mannerisms of that funny man, Raymond Hitchcock, than this acconipHshed player has been supplied w ithin reee.nt seasons. “ The Red Widow” is an alluring entertainm ent chock full o f hearty laughs and intensely amusing situa tions and is presented by a company ilsyers whose earnest portrayal of r role assignments contribute most emphatically to the success scored by this tuneful play. 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