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Phil Casey's [across for the sake of the talk with {of him.; ~ Jam [ like ar ween stations on all diviaions:-of D. 4 |1 H. system may be: obtained at. all D.& H.ticket -_ g: ‘ln front 6f us. |- \FA nightha‘wk out collecting insects,” | said, ‘ ( ~ \I it,; now? \I think Witches was in- | [ virited whin the Fret Irishmhn clapped | 4. silt\ pause-\that there ig anything in this 371113 for. near an: hout. - {belafe that we was onee some Eind or . BY ELIAS LISLB a Copyright. 1901, by P, €. McClure X M WFIWWW f My acquaintance With No. 1214 court. Hand-\ ils. the most democr tic sport in the “his honor played a pretty rough Game ‘j [ ive bedt “them 'by a close: seore; so- close. was it, in fact, that a spirit of ri- lished our- competition as a resular 4 l‘Saturday I ] Later 1 \Hig br‘ffi'and in my ofiice that spring TI would walk ) 'my big police friend A master of . hand, eye and temper T already knew - - [him to be; now IL came to know him . lag apoebin the rough, -beset.with long: ° - ings - and emotions which: he ;did not Fhimself! understand The sight, of the , ull rigged ships, inbound with all l isails set or outbound for the great amknown. world stirred the 'xery soul ye 160k at her now, walkin\ gréat lady an' with the shape * ne would ery, Ath a kindling | 0: the curve of the. full bosomed , © where mlghtli she be:; a“ H “Ah, where? That’s a & uvl‘Wmn ~] knows zmeselt least of all” - ro 'ga' “Sure, I think the Judge plays a hi?» (6%| tle oveghard for his point,\ No. 1214. ad beam saying; ‘that backhander e tool} me over 1:11\ j Hono hishtl What's that, now?” he inter: rirpted himself as a dark shadow shot on to one of thir birds. Do ye think, -he spoke diffidently, and after a or crature?\ - -~ . FROM Bmemu RS 1 :30 a. m., Daily-Buffald and\ Chicago 3-007 &. as.\ Dally-Limited, arrives at JJO aA. m., pa cya-Fast mail,' arrives at I3! m-r > hicago sleeper; {also. Ath 8:25 p. m... 3p Lineage an St. Louis sleepers. conn lion. $:12 p. m.. Daiiy-Thron h . conch and sleepers for Bulfizlo, Clevelan and Chic:go. - 1 :25-2.. mh, Daily—Sleepers for New York. also:t conc A 25.8. m., Daily—Sleepers for New York, also coaches 7:05 m. m.,. . phiszsand sonth. din stib ulei drawing- °__ room service: ches. - m . pt T and paélorea for New k ._. &nd theisout 11:50 &. m.. Daily-T ger. 2:08 p. m., Daily—Limited - diner; observation parlor car and vestibuléd couches. Scran ton, New York, and Philadelphia. ~ 5:55 p. m.. except Sunday-Local passenger. ; H 45p. uni Dai y—Coaeh d~ sleepers dor\ ~. New York. } >>~ Trains for Utica an 4:50 2. m., gand 4:00-p. m. daliy~-8:0 xceptSdeay. soll 8:55 p, M.. For Syra iy to . um, tions, o goggles}: Eaalgfiyham a not T. W E, Gen 'I Pass: A «dy QUAKENBBSH. D. P. A. lenced orkmen,,fi good stoop, the low t prices consistent. will good work, and the Job . completed ontime. ¥ \_ As V and 1a. Or, work must be pail -_ for when taken. ‘ Will be requi ed. to make: \*I that I- was \disturbed. ally-Scranton ; New“ York, Philadel- 4 H - {before the birds tache me to, fly.\ Lackaw nna. pl | f the bridge. | either end seemed certain, for he would: ~ | cers. At 1105 he had a pay cash for stool“ Strangers \It isle very old belief, John,\ said 1. \Thin if there's a breath. of trath in . think I was some crature that flew efore llwas bort this- time to be a ' n. There's times, sir, when . éyant by the rail there an' I’ll & lookin' an' longin' an\ lbnainl An' Net ' AiH I could lean out to take my | nces. with the sea birdsthere.\ With - uch rchemence. @fd, he speak said 1; \you'd do well to ask for a | {transfer: Gazing,down a hundred. odd | feet till you want to leap isn't a safe { «Wait till you hear that, judge.\ ' diversion.\. | \An' ye needn't -to be wonyinf about that, sir, thank ye,\ gaid he . quietly. \'H nontake. the jJump-not e. said T- asf he. turned bae k”. 'to his beat \So . keep your fiead steady, J. ohn,\ j When E-reached the court en the fol; lowing; afternoon, L found the light-f J) \have -had. to pass several brother of-- ed otryBrfMfleg I L-did, and andxdly :valzy -was engendered which estals.. ] f sailor. \Why John,\ | \done His best. * crew. to get him in irons. cracked rib 'From . it lidt (his gide.» BoC J\C\A short left jolt wasnt 1159” cried“ \aunt _ {. when I was < Me hit an' #wiul hard an || fig \asserted the sailor ut He: must ha' got there | . the poor who have time to appréciat That he did not leave at?» been seen near- Ijhafter walt : ~ [ |- whether T'ze' gwine 'to. wont at all or - T not ”v—«Wnshlpgton Star C | [tumorg. . . [Inflammation, Bes ' mail. . Détective work, amateur and | pfessional got no further than the- I fact that the badge had been mailed in a plain white envelope in a mailbox mear the water front. Theories were advanced refuted, defended and re- placed by new theories until some lie 8 avid mind At the handball court No. 1214 was éloge: behind him as to suggest a vio- lent, propulsive force came the prize- flghter. - \He didn’t come «when I foist ast ' him,\\ panted Butit, \so I hadto jolt up. his manners,\ indicating a cut lip and : .a badly- banged: eye which the visitor ,was ruefully rubbing. \I caught him- 'down here on the river front, He was- -,tellm about Johnny Hannerty. Speak | up,-ye dago Swede or P hand yer an; - \other” L+ \I donno about no Johnny Hanner— ;ty \ said the sailor doggedly, but with : an eye to Bunt's twitching loft. \I was k, '{tellin' some mates about a crazy. man hat=new «Bogrd=-the-Giovanna''-- ~.“Wait a , moment,\ interrupted the “Lei: us get this straight What : did you say he did?\ ~* \He said he-flew aboard,\ said the | I donno if he spoke true. mever seen him fly, but I donne no other. way. he could have got aboard.\ 'Tell the rest of it-tell the rest of it, .or Pl tear yer ear off !** vocrferated the | _feroc1ous Bunt... ~ \Halino aid his honor quietly, \or- \I. + | ”judge Jder' a drink for our seafaring friend please, and let him : gpin his yarn unin- | terruptedly.\ - d Being refreshed the gallor proceeded | with a better grace: \We'd passed un- . {det-the bridge about midnight, on our [ way out, last April fools\ day. 1 a high tide, for we just seraped ungr : 'Twas : ”$00 ml‘pfi’ of a gentleman—gin our maintop gallant mast doin, It was my watch on deck. We w just gettin' into the bay when I see a {man comin' dowh the mainmast rat- 'lines.: He wasn't io man: we'd shipped \gun” he didn't have no clothes, only shirt (Rutgers an' shoes, T.was mighty | suiprise all\ so was the mate. He up . to hit the man, but the othér teller Tet . lhim 'have it, ‘an’ the mate didn't wake He hit a queer | kites—kinder Tike this.\ - Aud thesafior ' {gave a very fair imi txon 'of the driy=. fing blow peculiar to andball players and a thing to keep. out the way of. \Then he done a queer thing. Our-tug . was just puttin' back. He' walked to | :the rail an' threw “Venn littlew white | package to the tug: \Mail that here | | it belongs, will ye? he calls, an I gees down after the crew,\ \ \That was the badge'” I exclaimed \But there is very slim proof that. thig walk No. 1214,\ objected his honor. - \Toll him about the serap; tell it just : you told it before;\ crie€ Bunt.\ - \Oh “the fight \ gaid. the safior. \He I took near the hull I. got a And 'he rubbed \I guess it was. Anyhow, it was vas up cloge an' it finished: me. 'every - time: he landed ne- hissed. be- tween. his teeth like 'a spake.\ by heavens!\' cho- | firqsed. the three of us (except that ; Bunt put it a little stronger), for: there \twas no mistaking that Rissing expul- - A [sion of the breath whith followed; R “every one of No. 1014’s most effective ;iollow1ng morning the newspapers‘f - sprinted paragraphs to, ”fife effect that igot aboard when he was on the bridge ° 1, | five minutes 'beforé ° midnight?” g. | tanded the judge. ~ | \Said he fiew aboard like a bird \ te- |. on earth could 'ne have ~ de- positively. “lever seen him fy,\D somehow,\ _ \May it please the court,” I said, \I | can: clear this mystery. Here was the . \ Govanna going out into the world, and there on the. bridge was No,. 1214 with - ia]: soul- full -of yearning. It was only | a step from} the bridge roadway to - the ship's maintop masthead. The soul l-of yearning gets the best of- 1214 ‘kes 'the step,. casts away his uniform and becomes a mysterious dig. © - - appearance.” <e - Quit \us;at .Bonos Airs,” said the [ sailor,\ “Pound a lot of dagoes thero \ a little baseball round a room: [With their hands.. Went in an played -- ; one of 'em, they two of ’em then three : | of 'em, an'.got: #11 their money.. When | we sailed, he was fixin' up a place of . in six mouths if they had 'em there.\ . “That is .NG. 1214 beyond reasonable . doubt > said the judge. port'the matter? “\it I said» Bunt \Ife might want lice records No. 1214 is still down as . imissmgn In Suspense. | - \So you don't know whether you. : want to go to work or not?\ | . \Wel suh,\ angwered Mr. Grastus - l . Pinkley, \T'd'like de refusal ob de job | 'a litfle while\ | ; _. | \But I need: somebody right away.\ \In dat case IIl have to let it go by 'ze, Jen' bou ght 4 policy ticket, an' PH- all aftuh de drawin' to see | Shatt; rs All Records. |- Twice in hospital; foure a\severé cash of piles, causing 24; When pl failed, Bucklen's | Arnica Salve foon cured him, Subdués Pains~ \ g ve in -the world. 25¢, at - art, Tet andalldmgglsbs. ae l - ig interence, ant nve evening papers |- printed. pictures of the alleged suicide |: hich were chiefly remarkable from | gthe fact that no two of them were in |} /%) the faintest degree alike. What Hiittle | l element of mystery there was left was | . | considered .to be. destroyed by the |; : l:washing ashore of a policeman's éoft | q 2,4 and trousers on the following morning. -- 4. That evening the mystery had a sud- |; Tden pevival, for police badge \No. 1214 }{ reached the bridge police station by | ' ' & ~ and a fourth. man, there \burst in ab- f ] ruptly a sailorman in bad repair. Bo | I f L3 ~ '\But~ what has become or him?” , $ asked the Judge. his own, an' said he'd be an alderman | \Shall we re- . | He could still see the shine in -{ and the fish on Ber cheeks when they: ' So we held our peace, and on the po- | . F. A, Gulledge. Ver- |.. . | bene, Almypmd a yast sum to doctors to | wHo was A PAUPER By Prances. Wilson | flops-right; 10901, by Frances Wilson that kings have their clubs and- finds upon their time until they neg- - f there had been boys and girls about thihfl'eat house, the king told himself : is heart, tlnngs might have been dif- The kibg was in his counting house,. * it he was not counting out his money,; fie left such details as that to the benchmen who sat in the large. outer ' office under the soft radiance of gree \ ghaded électric lights, adding up \col umns in a perfunctory manner and ] dreaming, to a man, of what the | would do if they were king. A modest door, upon the slas 0% : which was inscribed in small, neg to say nothing of Poor’s Railroad I number of similar works, which con= stituted the king's solid reading, though. he had once observed dryly that. \they | { contain more fiction than you'd suppose from the titles.\ - The king was sitting at his desk tracing . with 'a lead pencil crude . squares and rectangles on the pad be-. | fore him. softened to a gefitle murmur by the | | papers on his. desk and filled. the room . 'with its freshness, just to let him know > that it was April. The breeze was damp and cool as if. {it- had - blown across moist, earthly | places where the violets were pushing métal roof. It rumpled the king's thick hair as nonchalantly as if he had been | a mére commoner and somehow set | him to thinking of the queen. He stopped making squares ci lzeo, LEGS [tangles and began to scrawl something orn the pad'. instead something that 'I would bave made the clerks in the- | outer 'office open their eyes and stare. [in wonder could they have seen it, for At was -quite sentimental and had noth- | 1ing whatever to do with stocks and 'J€ ; [sult him on a matter of interest to her. | 3 “You know sir \ ghe said to him, | bonds: Oh, faint, delicious sprinatime violet, Thine odor, like a key, Turns. noiselessly in memory's wards To let a thought of sorrow freel. Indeed the king himself way-aghast 'when 'he looked at what he. had writ- ten, and hetore the sheet from the pad . with a hurried, guilty air and crumpled and crushed it into a small wad beforé. he threw it into the wastebasket. Then he took it out again and tore it: into small pieces, a precaution which. was entirely unnecessary, as no one' [ had ever been able to read more that two consecutive words of the king's writing, and, 'besides, no one in : world would have believed him. cape of quoting poetry. : He went back to his squares: and rec- &A Serene highness. remembered he ahd the queen \used to- take long walks in the park when he could get away from the office in time; -[ She called it their picture gallery and affected a fine scorn for the people wh gushed 'over their Corots,- Millets or Rousseaus, but gave never a though .[ to the real thing-the tender greens the misty grays, the last flush of sup- in the western sky, against which th '[ trees stood out in velvety, mysteriou! darkness. \We get our beauty at first. 4 hand,\ she was wont to say gayly, \in- | stead of on small pigces of canvas.):f which. reek of man instead of God. And they had gone their way through the soft April twilights or sensuous | summer . dusks, in love with life, and the world. \Ica\ now, and. she drove Jn the par lon spring afternoons rather bored an disillusionized and certainly too bus; n: bowing \to the occupants of other |; carriages to give much time to the 'beauty about her. It no longer gave f; her a thrill of delight to notice bow | A o he. leafiess trees some: [- the, gray -of t 6. calles 62510118, received a letter from a man in times melted - into a pale amethyst ness to watch the sunset through network of bare branches. It is onl ~nature's free: exhibitions, | Even kings have their bad quarte hours, though you couldn't make an -of the clerks in the outer office b | Heve it., . Instance,. not one of, them divined tha , his: majesty : was gitting there In his. : Iuxurious private roofn longing for th In this particular -case, fo - old days before he was King, INmE over th» days when he and the queen f . were first married—those exciting days | when he could searcely get home fast . enough in his eagerness to tell her per: | haps that the time had come when she | 1 might afford. the pale green carpet, and | mahogany furniture upholstered .to. match which she had go long coveted for her little drawing room:. king smiled > reminiscently - ag\ hey . tffiought of them, for they were a sur-} prise. She never dreamed that they | chad reached that point of affluence; 'had deélded to surprise her wi them. :-came home! - The portrait painter t, fliscontentedly. | thought ' iho had ber carriage now: Well T and a retinue of servants and Paris, gowns galore, but none of these things: { had ever brought the, light +, her eye tbat had shone there when vae brocade hangings- came home. Life had give [ her all her wishes 'and filched: From Her - It seemed; rather tragke to th6: poor king at this moment that the very”. “zest. ~snecess to which she had been his chie inspiration had become thé ocean upo iwhich they were drifting. apart;) n | intentionally-heaven- #orbid that—bu - | like two ships when the cable tha: lashed . them together had been sun= - dered. R It wag the price they paid for a. Hon' share of the world's money. here was something chummy and intima, about a six room apartment with o maid. which a house of the king reall conquers Aches, kills the i'did. not know ,how many rooms and. m host of servants could not possibl attain. ame 26 ame cent Wings-manta -‘1.:7 . ual, Somebody's Street Railwaysand a . | 'The buzz of Wall street, : height, came in through the open win-. | dows, and-a 'soft breeze fluttered. the . 'upward instead of gcross acres of f\} | tarigles again, His mind busy with the: days before his millions had made him,' In those days,‘ he- nor did it touch her with a subtle sad; I And the pink brocade hangings! The . : where they could afford them, and he ier-eye@: should have done her then, the king '[fefent. a He took out his watch. It was Just ' to his ring, \and ask for Mrs. once more, he and the queen, and 'ey the old times before they were Rich. nd stupid hen it comes about naturally enough | t- should breakfast in bed | t: both should feel obliged to re- | fnd to the thousand and ong deé-| t each other from sheer weariness. | & sore sense of desolation about | T and to the boy who appeared in - | gehool.\ NO 15 © m I | O IGNORANT OF GEOGRAPHY. QHow A& German Put \Posers: to ar. American Girl | surprised me more than anything else,\ | Said a German artist who has been vig- . | iting in New York city for six months | Epast \\Is that with all your patriotism you know go little about the geography of your own country, to say nothing of . the rest -of the world.\ There were several Americans in the | | circle, and' they looked rather sur- 1 prised. None of the men spoke. They : knew that they wore weak in | pby and that 'here was a challenge 'which would have to pass. Not so a 'bright young woman of :; twenty, who rushed into the breach; with her head Th the gir. \We do know the geography of our country,\ she said decidedly \Or | course we do. Every child learns it in - \Might I ask you a. question or two?\ - _ | the foreigner said quietly.. \The namés - “An engagement ,at 57° Can’t you break it?\ + The king’s vojce was full 'of disappointment and appeal, and the at the other end of the wire, wondered 'Borry you couldn't go.\\ And the king : hung up the receiver with an odd sense | 'of lonelines# and failure. # bang, picked up hig gloves and strode : out,. followed by a dozen pairs of en-} vious eyes, and all the time he was asking himself bitterly what it profits= fa awan if he gain the whole world and 'Old life dear, . .deor announced that he was really |gong, vax sometimes. imagine that the : {king isn't quite happy!\ And then she ; rested her tired what it would be . like to have plenty of money. 1 woos e> Changed Her Name. . | 3 Mry. Pigg, a very charming and vi-. gal friend of hers, a widower, to con- © “that when the late Mr. Pigg died he- ' left me all his fortune, much to my sat- action, of course, but he handicap- ped it with the name of Pigg, which I must say. I don't like.\ > ~ \AVell ventured the lawyer \L. pre-: some &a handsome woman isn't especial-| {ly co mpllmented \by being left a Pigg.\ \C 'should say not,\: she laughed. \Now what I came to see you about wag whether or not I must execute. . but an easier way is to apply | parson, and I’ll pay all the ex- es myself. ‘ughtnapping, andshe appointed that evening for another consultation. Hui-d on the Absent. - Flowery Young Clergyman (conduct- pn l ng. a. pulpit for a brothér clergyman va route to Europe)—-We11, children I aim very glad to be able to address you oday. TJ a great deal rather talk to. you Children than to the older people, or - 1 love children. But instead of - liking to you I want to talk with you. So. when I ask any questions, you may rer promptly. Now, children, what ave we to be thankful for today ? ‘Children—-—Flowers, birds,. 'hurch, school, homes. \ Young Clergyman—All very well, - TOhildren, yery well. But whom -do we. - But that. was all very long ago! The? miss foday? -> C H king gave a weary little sigh as he [ realized -how long. -The queen-he like to think of. it all as hers-had \one 0: ,the finest private galleries . in Ame Children (viva voce)——Mr. Twitchell Young Clergyman~Quite right, chil. quite tight. We all miss Mr. A Man and His Pension,. Mr. Ware, the commissioner of pen ._llinois a few days ago which read: \I am now getting a pension of $30 & month \ Recently the Lord has prog-. pered me, and I do not think I should ces: tolthe country, and I think I should Ave some pebsion, of course, but I think $30 a month is. too much, Is any way I cin have my pension he prosperity that is mineat present?\. >This is the only request for a reduc- ng ftoit-of pension ever received by the, - burean.. It was referred to tihe pension man lived, who: reported as follows: ~ “I have the honor to inform you that ' the person who applied for a reduction: : An his pension is now in the insane agy-. ”111m at this place and has been for, some time lid The Time H’onored Spunker. Once my sister Floy was sent on an. who was selling carpet spankers and - he asked her: ;spankers?” \No gir,\ she replied. ® \*What does she use?” he asked, \Her hand,\ was the prompt reply.«- Ghicago Chronicle. ‘ Made His Mark. \L... “Hivens, Moxke, th eye av ye' Phat's. the matther?\ -*\E sthruck & man yisterday an Re . ave me a receipt for it,\-Ohio State ournal. Lol . - A11 Were Saved. \Fop years L. suffered such untold mis- ¥. fom Bronchitis,” writes (J. H. 'phnston, of Broughton. Cia., \that often | was unable to: work, Then,. when everything else failed, I1 was wholly {cured by Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption \My wife sufféred intenise- fir experience goes to show it is the : tC‘roup medicine in the world.\ tial will convince you it's unrivaled for hroat and Lung diseases; toes bie and $1.00. Trial bottles free : Luce 's, Hartwrck and. all vfiof the capitals of some of your states,: queen, wtho stood serene and beautiful | well -p may not be home for dinner. d . He pulled down his desk cover with | lose the sweetest thing in life-the soul | to soul companionship whch made the ter all,\ mused the ass1stant ste— - nog’rapher as the click of the elevator | read tipon her hand | vaeions widow, called recently on a | pliemedios That Do, Notddppeuli toilie {you call a deed poll to get it -*\ [{ perienced the like.\\ clef was sudden, but a Widow is never | 'seem to have such efficacious faith.. }When *the excruciation beging, they | 'm | Shakespeare's [ing a children's service while oceupy- | .the middle ages. 'the devout who were : racked withspain had a special patron 'to whom they could call for deliver- | sunlight, | IL. Who can tel} me where he | get so, much: money. T gave my sery» ed or suspended. while I enjoy} examiner in the \district in which the' I made From corn. . |dollars® wrth of corn to the whisky | © _| makers. errand for some things for my mother. | 'There Was a traveling man there'} [Home Lite In England and America. From \Asthma till it cured her, and all | Guaranteed |. \for Instance?\ ~~~ “Certainly TlH be glad to answer.” \| And she nodded: confidently at the young American man who: was already . beginning to fear for her; / “What is the capital of Massachu- . setts ?\ was his first question. -_ \Boston!\ was the prompt answer from the girl \And of North. Carolina 7\ That séemed to puzzle her a little, and it was a full minute before she an- © { swered \Charleston!\ The foreigner smiled, but made no- \What is the lin the United effort to correct ber. highest mountain States?\ he asked.. iains,” she protested. \You said I- didn't know the- capitals.\ . \The capital of Hlinois is?\ ._ \Chi-Springfield I. friean.\ ~\Of Montana ?\ For the life of her she could not: think of a town in Montana. \It's 'beeh an age since I studied geography,\ | she explained.. \Your answers were better than the | average,\ said. the man. “You got one right out of four. As I said, American {geography - gurprises me.\-] lew York . 'ijr1bune. ~ CURES FOR TOOTHACHE Ordinary 'Man Today, |_ The man in dental anguish some | times curses with Burns \the venoined | stang that shoots 'his tortured gums . thalang \ Sometimes, on the other hand, ; he- prays, St, Augustine in. his \Con- [ fessions\ relates how he once. suffered | from \dolor dentium\ (toothache), ap- parently in an aggravated form,. for - \he could not speak. Thereupon he wrote on wax a prayer to God for the other brethren to repeat, and as soon | as: all - wer on their knees the pain. Wt. “But Wwaskerto “nin'” he says. '*Never since my tender age haa Southey in his \Life of John Wesley\ tells of that: eminent preacher that when his own tooth ached he prayed and the pain him. Tnfortunately ordinary men do not - ist bear it philosophically, and on ' authority toothache finds out just the weak place in the hilosopher’s armor of patience. In . ance. St. Apollonia, a martyr under the emperor Philip, among other {erucel indignities had her teeth pulled out. Fn. consequence she became tooth- 'ache's tutelary saint, as her émbleims- one of which is “holdmg a tooth in alchers”—sufliciently testify. And there would seem to have been 'yet another martyr, St. Blaize, who \took cognizance of the disease. He was | | homored in the little town of St. Bla-. dzey‘, 'in Cornwall, where candlés of- 1 fered upon his altar were supposed to 'be an infallible cure for toothache. Chambers Journal GOUGH’S QUICK WIT. 1A Retort That Silenced ain. Interrup- tion In 'the Audience, - An effort of one of John B. Gough's : tours of the west was to arouse his { converts to a political movement in fa- | yor of prohibition, and in several states. | the, politicians began to give considera- | tion to the cry,. The distillers and liq- Hor dealers are said to have been: so frightened that they employed men' to. 'follow the lécturer, git among the audi- - endaé and endeavor to confound him with questions. He had worked a ‘Topeka (Kan.) audience up. to a fine | pitch of excitement and in his effective | manner cried: «Temperance! perpnice! pocket, clothes on your back, happiness . in your tome and God in. your heart!\ Up leaped ong -of the paid interrupt- ers'and shouted to the audience: ° - \Money in your pockets! Why, fel- low citizens, follow this man's ideas' and 'we'll be all in the poorhouse! 'Think of the fields of tasscled corn 'that stretchS on every side! Whisky is | We sell millions of Temperance' Tem- Stop the manufacture of . Whisky, an : what'll we do?\ \You Mr,. Smarty-what'll we do? {Tell us, if prohibition comes, what‘ll | we do with ouf corn?\ \T[as «<your mother got one of these | \Raise more hogs, my friend, \* re {plied Gough without a, second's hesi- © I tation-\raige more. h‘ ~phia T1mes. al es! 9: The decay of the home life is to 'be society of the invasion of Americans: In the United States 'home life is al- 'most unknown. The meaning of 'the . word \home as understood. to Brit- { ishers, is a mystery to Yankees, To a - | éertajn extent we have always envied | [you your 'home life, 'and I certainly agree with some of your correspond- ents that it would. be- disastrous ior your country to lose. the elevating and . glo-American in London Mail. To Improve the Horse. | If some owners -of horses would spend more for feed and less for whips, Ithey would have more spirited ani- | mals —Atchison Globe. Edward I. was 6 teet 2 inches high \A thing about Aimeticans which has \It's not fair to ask about monn- ' It will mean money in your |; Then, turning to Gough, he wenton: [ Philadel- | attributed partially to the influence on | refining influences of the home.-An: | Early Roman Rulers. was instituted by the early Roman rulers as a mark of subjection as much as one of respect, and under the first 'Ciesar the custom was kept up, but only for a time; , ' These worthies conceived the idea sion or distmctlon for officers of high | rank, who, if they wished to confer signal honor on any of their subjects, kissed Or personal satisfaction - for Roman fathers considered: the prac- I tice. of kissing of so delicate a naturef 'that they Hover kissed their wives in the présence of their daughters. Then, too, only the nearest relatives \the gentler sex on the mouth, for in | those days, as now, kissing was not a | mere arbitrary sign, but it was the | spontaneous language of the affections, especially that of love. event of his death before the marriage descended to her nearest relatives. A PANTHER’S\ pen. trast to the Popular Idea,.\ - Vidence of that fastidious cleanliness tion, but- -a bush grown harborage un- ' der the edge of a rock with just enough bones scattered over a little smooth bench above a creek channel' From 'this boneyard there was a very traceas and of a thoroughly cleanly habit of of feasting about the- lair. The dam been called to the dining . room. diet. Thla'flo i I minor game, ran KISSING THE HAND. The P # W I tit I Prac ee as Instifuted by the morelreshaliobtam The practilie of kissing the hands | | Cornwall. {ing though the pear j that the proper homage due to their; exalted station called for less familiar modes of obelsance, so the privilege | of kissing the emperor's hand was ro- served/ms a special mark of condéscen- 'No such restriction, however was placed on. the emperors themselves, either the mouths -or the eyes of those they wished specially to favor, the kiss | | generally intimating some promotion - some | 1 Morace. -were allowed fo kiss their kindred of | \be not sincérely ju {action.-Archbishop Sharp. - Under the Romans if a lover kissed his betrothed, before marriage she in-- herited half of hig worldly goods in the - T'best physicians. fol It was my good fortune to discover . 'the appetite, and te {the newly abandoned lair of a cougar family and further and to me new- which is a marked characteristic of | the animal. 'This retreat was not at all | __.. 11. the typical \panther's den of tradi- |. 20\ a sound |H cise and abstinence , 'truly the worst ingredients .of poverty. Lof shelf to keep off the rain. I should: . e not have foundthis breeding place but .|. | for a certain well gnawed: array of | 022 C thy affections and feangst ; and labor to | {thy body to go oft ble path leading through grass and | M P go of brush to the retreat where the dam |- 'had housed hér young. The evidence | here told plainly of the cougar’s long immunity from annoyance and attack - 'find in activity his 'beauty and glory ; and labor, like every- [thing else that is life. There was no bone or other sign fPreward. -E. P. Wih had carried her kill to the creek bench | in every instance, and the children had | . Ag | | bones which would have been erunch- - ed or eaten by grown animals had. « been perfectly Cleaned. by the kits. I- wim-ehle to judge of their summer's | © consisted ’mostly of‘ of distress, to have fiémeloi Thought. V] * The-more a man denies lumseli, 'the from God ~-Horace. Half the ills we Hoard in our hearts are 111 because wo hoard them.-Batry « Moderation is the silken string run- ing th 1-chain of all virtue. -T. Fuller. | ‘ ver known adversity ainted with others, or \with himself Always rise from the table With an Appetite, and you will never sit down without one.-William Penn. The fire-fiy only shines when on 'the wing; so it is with the mind'; when 'once we rest we darkens—P J. Bailey. Adversity has the effect of eliciting > 'talents which in prosperoas circum- stances would have Jain dormant.- Life, is a short day; but itis a work-- ingday. | Activity may lead to evil ;~. but inactivity can not be led to good. '--Hannah Moore. , It is vain to expect any advantages from our professmrtof the truth, if we- st and horest in onr -The temperate ate the most truly duxarions. By an; alning from most things, it is sur rising how many | things we enjoy. _L ' ceremony, and if she. died her heritage . G. Simms. The winter's frog ‘ must rend the burr of the nut before the fruit is seen. So ' adversity tempers the human heart to (° ‘ | discover its real W0 th.-H. Dé Balzac. Clean and 'Bright, In Decided Con- | Temperance an: labor are the two nan ; laborsharpens mperauce prevents him from indulamé to excess-filibus- sear. noe pot enjoy a sound odV, without exer- ; and yet these are X fich maul. can -Henry Horne. 1 Endegvor to haye as little to do with passions as thon thy power to make C thy soul's errands. ‘Jere‘my Faytor. | - Man, 'being essentially active, mast joy as well as his good, pple. _ 'Our dependence on God cught to be so entire and absolute that we should never think it necessary, in any kind lrecourse to human consolations.-——Thomas Kempls. To do an evil action is base: fo do is its own 'a good one Without incurring - dander, and the like, With an occasronal small deer, At least one whole family of | badgers,. old and.. young, had been. —Franklm Welles Calkins in Out- ing. - The Horse In Useful Even it Dead. - : mane and tail for haireloth, stuffing mattresses and making bags for crugh- tanned for leather for covering tables, etc.; tendons used for glue and gelatin; flesh for food for dogs, poultry and ing gut strings, etc.; heart and tongue for food; hoofs for gelatin, prussiate, ' handles, phosphorus, Sympathy. - | of her friends a ten dollar bill. Accom- - panying the money was a note in. Which the writer, after explaining that Ito. buy and had therefore sent the cash, 'and pormiftting tears to drip down up- ting his arms around her neck, ten- derly asked: mercial Advertiser. ' Proctor’s Finest Speech. _ said 'the finest speech he ever made T.retort to Senator Hoar's sarcastic little | Green Mountain senator. He said, \No Massachusetts people.\ Whereat Proctor gaid, vote.”.—Qh1oago Inter Ocean. Merely a Joke. my: wife in all my life. that old chestnut on me. Gusher-What old chestnut? Henpeck--You want me to say, \How did you manage that?' and then you'll say, \I never got married. ”—-—De- 1 troit Free Press. - “How It flapp'enedr Mrs, Nexdore-My daughter was night Did you hear her? Mrs. Pepprey—Oh yes. Mrs. Nexdore-How was it? Press. Not Ready to Arbitmte. \Stop! Don't fight, boys!. bystanders., ~ **Yes, sir,\ panted the fellow who was .on. top.: his other eye\~’—Chicago Tribune. and it is said that,the tips of his mid- dle fingers extended below hig kneel. L a i r i I I tralia and New Zealand. Tarts. are topless pies,. ]deeds, though he served, pussy having probably lain for | Platarch. them at their hole until they were all | The whale pan be put to a great. A number of uses when dead, as can. also the horse, the various parts of | which are utilized -as follows: Hair of ' ing seed in oil mills, ete.; hide and | eficent activities. . 'divine to act well.-4 man; fat used for lamps, etc.; intes- | tines used for covering sausages, mak: radiant epochs souls. When wroug they lie in the memory of ages like the fancy snuffboxes, etc.; bones for knife, coral islands, greet] and sunny, ami 1a superphosphate . 'of lime and manure; blood for manure | {fand shoeg for reuse or for old iron.- . Thomas. Spare Moments. | 'the end of. abstme 'the Fathérs observe? \'but the ground wor Fed's mamma had a birthday recent - {ly and received. as a présent from one - # she couldn't think of anything tasteful. . interest | shall made some tender reférences to by- gone days and dear old scenes. While } 'the Feclipient was sitting with the bil} | [in one hand and the letter in the other | 'hat is ou straight or: on both Ted went up to her and, put | (G \What's the matter, mamma? Isn’t [ ul . the money good?\-New York Com- | ~- - | IN OLD more; Senator Proctor of. Vermont once | question of nu consisted. of only four words. It was in.: thrust in a spéech directed at the | man in Vermont is allowed to vote un- Tess he has made $5,000 trading With P \And we all-| | Golden Med: Gusher-You may not believe it, but . I've never had in upkind word from | Henpeck—Oh don't try to spring: Mrs. Pepprey-I simply couldn't get | away; that's how it was—Philadelphia I Commenced using | two bottles of the *Go 6 s and so the. . ‘Extmct of Smart: “Wee ,‘ Jas. you advised. I Can't. we | tarbitrate this thing?” asked one of the . | gregtest on earth., St \Just as soon as T've blacked | to [| through your bs 'of & good man to f '_, great : and noble grisks everything ''There is no actio 1 of man iit this life - i,-\7vlnol1is not the b Gmmg of so longa {-chain providence is high | of. consequences as that no human enough to give B a prospect to the end Thomas of Mal- mosbury. | a 'Just in proportlofl as a man becomes ‘wood, divine, Christ-like, he. passes out «of theorizing, of system-bnilding, and hireling service, into the region of ben» t is well It is Horace Mann. __ 'Unselfish and no'bde acts gre the most ; the biography of tin earhest youth, the meloncholy waste of océan.-Rev. To set the mind ce, which one of to be, not a. Virtue, l 'of virtue. By for- {bearing to do tht may add hourly {now vwor to resolution, and secure éhe 2, Ebove appetites is power of régistance when pleasure or ESP their charms to guilt.-S. J ohnson. 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