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( BY HOFFMAN & VOL. V. POE RY. gratis, unless it be those scribbling ge- ~-..-.~-~-~~~---~--:---~-:·:r-....,---~- ..... ~ niuses who contribute to school-girl an. For the Coxsackie Vruon. 1 TRE CliANGES OF TD\01--THE l'BESS. nuals and boarding-school weeklies-and BT J, (>, tll.!.W. Wha.:t changes follow on each band 1 they get paid in 'pnfl's.' No, sir! My creditors trust me, because I am a man of ton. I give th~:m 'clcit, I bring them custom-others, who are ~reen enough to pay. Suppose I do lose my 'property 1' When rnine is goq\' I ~h\ll OilY 1 ' Gevrge, Time's swlft 7 r:esistles.:s 1 trea.d ! 'l'hroughout the wor1d:-. 1 on ocea~land On every shore---,.by every r~trand- Are his withered, prostrate dead l O.lfiee in Union Building, Cor. Reed and Ely-Streets. ............. ~;a-OKIE, WEDNESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 31, 185~. and gently strivinl!' to br•lth~rs and sisters to love Right, ~xpe)~t scorn, and to be mi11re• be called harsh na~nes, tpo•mlnUUI>ot,' ' Infidel. • So- To-day, however, he is in the facetious mood. \ Grandma,\ he remarks, addressing his wire, a very corpulent Ially, with a very red f11ce, and hair which looks like unto diluted auburn,-\ b dinner ready for little boy 1\ \Yes David; let us eat.'' For the Union. IJltNOTI4JED WO&TB, it was so essential ~o her happiness to Baptist.ah ! and they have lilrened·td preserve. a 'possom on a 'simmon tree, anti lfiUb· Repeatedly she had questioned the sou. ders may roll, and the yeartb may quaka; brette in attendance concl)rning her fears, but that 'possum clings there still;ah! and but she bad been invariably quieted by you may shake Olle footloose-ah, and the' the promise that everything -would r.,...,_am other' a thar 1 and ;you ma;y ah11~0, a~' ted unharmed. What was h9r bouor loose, and he laps his tail around the-limb; viewing henelt lor the first lime after and clings and he clings furev,er.ah, for •He C onvalescence, to discover a long, h\leoutqnt\''P\ Qn a harp uv a thousaod $l~ingi:; .• I . d ~ k ,.,. scar upon her forehead 1 &xte.fdinij s<;>mV 9 JeiH mell m11 0 pvru;o t The pomp of Power-the pride of Birth- Tb\ deed$ or monnm~ntl\l W llf~b-1 >,rbe Conquest vast--the Despot'• 5Wfi'Y- 'Neath his rode touch.have p!lllsed away. you once hud money, had you not 7 Yes, I n~~~~e~s~:ries, believing in equal rights, of legalized adulteries. in asserting the common 11nd §llllobine 1 11nd life'a they are willing to work If Wiil you carve, grandma?\ observes Mr. T., addressing his wife. There are stars so distant in the heav• ens that we notice them not, Y':t they shed the purest ligbt. There are gems hid in the earth's deep caYes worthy a monarch's diadem. So, in. the moral and intellectual world, choicest t~irtues and rarest worth are ofteu unnotlced alld ullknown. The sweetest flowers bloom not under the direct rays of the sun, but in the hid- den sequestered valleys; yet their fra. grance is borne afar-so Virtue fixes its residence in the vale whose deep recesses cannot be penetrated by the gaze of the superficial observer, and in its 9-uiet seclu- sion the voice of adulation has never l e• way dQwn upon her cheek, nod present• CHINESE MoDE oF TREATING CHoL:t!Rl. ing a frightful contrast to the whiteness of Behold the ancient world, and see The kingdoms wide and vast ! The splendor, pomp, and majesty Of Egypt, Greece, and Jltaly, Are mingled with the past : The pyramid and temple grand , Are mou1d'ring in a desert land 1 And nought remains to speak their f~ll Save broken columns, crumbling wall. I ' 'rime wast when,- on the spot we treaq.J The red-man held his sway; And lmt a little tlme ha• •ped Since here the dun~deer made his bed, But both have passed away: , For, now, the savage, fierce and wiltf- 1 Has yielded to the Saxon mild, And far away the wild deer roves I 0 1 er prairies vast, through sylvan groves. ' But, now, a. glorious change makes room For \\hat was seen befOJ e : A spirit, born 'midst Europe's gloom,~ Arose,-a meteot• from the tomb,- And, a giant, trod our shore: The forest hailed the w~lcoma guest, And fondly nursed it on its breast; The guerdon it re:Qaid we see In Kv.owledge, Peace, and Liberty. Would you that glorious Gl'nius know, T':lat breathes on man t9 bless- That tinges with a r.1diant glo•• The wings of pas•ing Tim~, to show Our pathway ?-'Tio the PnEss: And may it e1·er be prepared Our Liberties and rights to guard- That pen and !!stick,'' when Virtue wfelds, Suifi~c in danger fu1• on1· shi-elds. A• on the cartl1 the solar beam In East fit st shows his Cl est, And coursiug on, o'er wood and stt·ca,m, A\.tkmg all from midnigllt's dream, Then sinks into the West- So will its onwu.I d progress be- l' rom East to West-o'er land and se:l- Tht ough Time unto Etet•nity- Rhedding a fu•tre clear and bright Wltcre Gloom '8 the lJome of mental J1ight. SELECT TALE. 1 ('Vnuen e:xpre~ely tor the CoxQaekre Umdn) N<Q'JJI:,JBr 9 ~ Amm: $ ' ... n sir. You haven't any now? No, sir. What will you do 7 Spend otlrer people's montl'y 1 to be sure !' , \What steal1\ \Do you wish me to knock you down, Joachim 1 A fool steals- man of ge· nius earns. He leeds other men's vanity, and they feed hi• stomach. He clothes their naked artlessness by his refined tact, and they clothe hts body-mherwise more holy than righteous. He fills them with conceit; they fill his pocket with bank notes. He makes th ir way into society smooth-they protect him from duns by their intluence. There are people who cut stone for a ltving. I prefer to cut a da.h. I'm rich. With economy-i. e., never paying a bill unnecessar1Iy-l may get along ten years. I am twenty-two; then I wtll be thirty-two, if my mathema• tieal abilities do not deceive me.\ \You can talk all day, bot I say you are the biggest rascal, George Gockle- ~hell, that I ever knew,\ observed Jo- achim, in a solemn way. \ Let me ~hake hands with you for so high a compliment. ~ wish I were that sub! me genius which you term 'rascal.' But your education has been neglected. Never use low words. I hate anything low. Why d,·base one's self thus 1 My langunge is chaste-\ \Which yo?' liJ~ is not!\ \ Ha ! ha ! I won't deny your com. plimeut, I tlatter myself f am a mat1 of the world. I urn none of your social re• formers. I hate these fellows-these Cur- NIUHOD'~ AN~ Jl. lisles ond Eugene Sues. Why quarrel with things as they are..-it is blummg BY \FEN u Dr::nrc~:;rl'.-1} 'l:<'J u 1\r•••••~, You and I. love 1 W>. may laugh, In a. quiet, merry way; D 1tJ1 J.i,l Litter '\atcrs quaff, I Nt us 1~.tYC a lw1id.ty. 1 l•\ully hath a pl<·asrrnt face, Ku:t \l':-1 are often very witty; Pt~·.lsut e ~~full of winning gT\ace- Monl.us sings a cheery ditty. I livt• and love,-my God-my kind- This Wot\ld 's so boautifnl and sunny;- 1 LmgR auJ weep-I am not blincl Tu Gtuom and Joy-to Men and Mon<'Y! Sn, while I trifle with my pen, I p•·ythce, ladyc, laugh ~Yith \FEN!\ --' CHAPTER FIRST. George Gnggleshell, Esq. \I say il won't do. When I s~y it Wnn't do for me lo do it, I 'mean to be Un• dor~toOll, !hat it I do do il, I am done for. A pretty piece of advice truly, 'Puy my debt-!' \Vhat! pay others .and n<'l;lect my chief crednor-myself! What !do I ' not owe myselt 1 \V ho has m\nif[ested snch a f~iendsni p fur me as I have. I never wished to b,, treated, but I trrated myselt. I never wanted a nl'w coatj, but I got it oo 'ltck.' What do you mean, my dear cousin1 I cannot think of wast- ing my m mey hy sq11an~oring it on, my creditors,\ said G.Jorge Gopklcshell, !light- ing his third cigar. ' \George you lack principle.'' •• I expect I do~ I mean to lack it. I never asked principle to come ne~r: me. 'Nut at home, Sir,' t<> ptinciple, is w~itten on tltA tablets of my brain ; and mYi sto. maoh echoes the same answer. I prefer Poetry to Principle. I dar~ say PrinQiple is a fine thing lot some people-yoq, for instance. You become m~raHty. I don't look well in it,\ and the y~ung gentleman looked in the glass at his new coat. I \But George, where 'Will this• •lead you 1\ \Where will it lead me 1 Say, r11\her 1 ·where will il not lead me. Just w hete it pleases. I dtn not particular, except about my dinners and my cigars. I have, [ike ' all gentlemen, a taste in dress. I don't deny it. I am fond of dress, because la- <dies like it. A man ought to do somet~ing t6 please the sex of the m~ther who Lore ' him, who nursed him, aod who chascised bim in his infancy and urchindom. I• ex• Providence~a thing which f, as nu occa• sional frequentPr of tho Eptst:t.pal CI.Urch, cannot conscientiously counlellance, JO- achim Tru~tlove.'' \No; you want tl.ings as they are, because you are h•ld by no conscience. I suppose if you were marrted unhapptly you wouiJ not be unhappy.'' \ Married, eh 1 That wouid depend on circumstances, If my wife were rich, I should be happy-eTen il' she were not, I should insist on her remaining at the head of my establishment-it would not answer to separate-that would create ' talk.'\ \Aud she might break her heart, I sup· pose.\ \ Why, yes, if shs hs.d a pBnchant that way, pravided she broke no crockery nor mirrors in so doing. No, you socialistic philanthropists want to turn things topsy. turvy. You would overthrow established u•e ; you would have a filthy stale of com• munity. I prefer everything just as it is. If it were twice os bad, I'd say, 1 Gentle· men, let it entirely alone;' none but fools weep-wise men laugh.\ And the gen• tleman was silent and \bored ;\ for no. thing but the rainy day and want of other occupation prevented his usual goings out, and Joachim divet·ted his ennui. \George said Joachim, afrar a pause of some minutes, during which time the gentlerr.an was toying with his watch chain, and the d<~formed man wos thinking earnestly. \George you are Olle year younger, many degrees fairer, richer-for I am poor-and your health is good, and mine is feeble, and still I would not change souls. Yes, even with this bowed body, with this sallow face, with thiB nasdl voice, which renders my words grotesque in their mode ol utlerance-even now, I'd not be you. Long 1ears hence, when you have drank from the cup you wish to quaH; when you have drained refined dis· sipalion to the dregs, the lime that is bu- ried will return to you. You will rem- ember the old school house, and my fa· !her's simple cottage. You will not then sneer at modest Long Ago. I believe youth, wP.alth, and animal spirits, lead you to talk thus; you cannot be already thus changed from the 'Little Georgy' who used, on cold winter nights, when he was eleven and I 1vas twelve, to throw his pect to have adventure-gay nights and merry afternoons-and as 1 for the morn• ings 1 I'll make them go with sleeping and smoking.\ \You'll waste your property, George.'' Swindlers will fleece yoQ. There ·are those older and sh11rper than you,\ arms around my neck, and say, 1 Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep.' Yes, l!oUIIiD, AVAU now the green ne\\' 1 able, and their claim on are infirm ; and Infidel the perfeotion of Mn• \Hadn't you better,\ she remarks. Io· deed it's only when in the fac~J~jous mood that she ventures to suggest l~s c&rving. When in the gentle mood, to-suggest so her s1.in and the beauty \•hich bad, pre- -A Chinese missionary writes: \Owt'he Yious to the disaster, so frequently been morning a'fter having said Mass, I •fe'li adulated. A nervous crisis seized h&r, symptoms of cholera. I bad a dtflkti.l'ly and she was insensible for hours. Upon of breathing, amounting almost t<J ,sntfu: her recovery, she was calm and resigned, cation. A cold so intense took possessibrt though she wept bitterly while writing of my arms and legs thai I Copld not feet some letters whicb were subspquently dl•· u. hot iron applied to thern. Just then 'a covered to be farewells ,addressed to mesn- Chmeso came to. see me, and as ~oon as bers of her family. The moment, how- he saw me he satd, \Father. you have ever, her maid quitted her for the night, the cholera.\ To be cet•tain, however, she rolled a little portable calorilet(! into he looked under my ton,(!ue, and observed her chamber, filled it with charcoal, and the peculiar blackness ,,f the veins ther£>, catefully securing the doors aod windows he remarked that unless I applied a reme• to prevent the admission of exterior air, dy speed1ly 1 would not live until night, she lighted it. She then pur 00 all hPr I told him to do what he could tor me. diamonds and mo•t beauufol jewel•, He took an ordmary pin, and began prick: clothed herself in her richest robe, and ing me under the tongue Until he drew stretching hers~lf placidly upon her hed, out from ten to tweqty drops of jet black awaited the effects ol the bornictdal gus, blood. Then, after rubhrng my arms whose fumes were busy diffusing them- g~ntly, he tied a string Very lightly ab,ut s<·lves throughout the apartment. In the each one of my fingers, an<! prtcked each ia arrant nonsense. You unrea3ont1ble a request would b1•ing on the distracted mood, which b but a pre• lude to the violent mood. Avoid 'isms,' write read· in with things like that ~ulh<lr--(ifvhat's his name-he writes 'Lattu·s l.l:ltiOk·-oll, 'f. S. Arthur- in, 1 1 say, with the world, Papers cannot publish want to write, Why, prune your essays. Sup- writing abstract truth; 1 I don't bother my head * * Cousin Su- soul, but she was vulgar, of drawing her mouth she drank tea out of a her knife to eat with, ide her food only. She r soul. The old school !to1nell v, vulgar place. I f<le•stu, and gel you fi~>gged The green fields haunt sle>I'Pf-•vblen I have been eating late suppers of pickled you are satisfied.\ And and George called SECOND. 1/.'i••·ra:ttte Family. were in Troy, our advice to go there. It is a rare is the prevailing luxut·y, con~idered genteel. genteel things about lhe conglomeration of e Tmrat!les are conspi· re lourTinraules; David Mrs. David Dabble Tin· ica Jane Tmrattle, and J:iot·~et Tinrattle. Mr. Tin• '\'lsuu•uu of Mrs. Tmrnttle; the wife of Mr. Tinrat· ladies (they ~>ore lt~· insult them by word save lady!) are legal children of their one save Mr. T. could nor could any one save mother. Some wicked there was more than ~ras so very stu- the rae! that there was TirJra·ttle Family-Mr. T. two MiGs T.'s, or the ·-j•ur grammarians fight on correct. more Tinrattles, there Mr. T. carve~ now, as none s!J.ve him- self can carve. The dish being roasl beef, he commences ::.y placing the knife directly on the centre of the meat, and saws out a chunk tor \ Grandma.'' Ne,.t another chunk for the ''Fifer,\ which is term of endearment for the youngest Miss T. Then, growing more cheerful wah each \chunk he saws out a third one tor the \Cherub as he terms his eldest daughter, Miss Funabella Ho••net T. We placed the youngest first, in mentioning their names, because Angelica J. T. is the heaviest ; indeed the eldest is very thin, like Mr. T., while the youngest is very heavy, like Mrs. T, \I've done a smashing business this morning,\ observes Mr. T., hJVing dtvid- ed a small lump of about on ounce f•om his own chunk of beef, which he keeps in his mouth, as he has an idea be can tall< best with his mouth full. \I soiJ all my old lot of stone jars at fifty per cent. pre- fit. People are so looli.h.'' \ There is no accounting for tastes,\ says Mrs. T. \No or why does llfary Rogers wear a black hat, when she aint in mourning,\ says Funabella. \No or what makes :1-Ir. Gocldeshell go oud.see her so mucl•,\ sugge~ts Angeltcn, with a toss of her head. Snme evil di,. posed people say M•ss Ang,•ltca is never fatigued by Iossing her head, for the rea· son that it has very lillie ponderosity; but people are so ill-natured you can't pay much attention to what they say; hut it Miss T. says anything, it is expected that all right-minded folfts will listen lo her very charitable ,observations. \Have you invited Mr, Gocllieshell to your party, girls, to-night,\ says Mr. T. \Of course,\ observes Funabella; \oF couRsE,\ echoes Angelica; \CERTAINLY- CERTAINLY,\ pariphrases Mrs. Tinraule. \Have you found out what the party will cost1\ en~uires David; and indeed Mrs. T. often remarks, purse.proudly. '' Mr, Tinnllllll rAfwayiJ WllDlli to know what 8 thing will cost be£orehaqd, Mr, T. pays cash for what he buys.'' Exactly. Mr. T. must know what a thing will cost. He never smokes; but if he did, he would, on purchasing a cigar, say, \Have you cigars 1\ \Yes sir.\ \ How much is this one ?\ \Four cents.\ sounded. But it needs no encouragement 1rom applallse ; the triumph of satisfied ambition could afford it no gratifica•ion ; \It is its own exceeding g~eat reward,\ asking and receiving not bing for the good it does for the world. Its highest enjoy· ment i• that pure, serene delight which a'rises from the consciousness 'or hav111g won some soul from evil influence, or cheered a sinking heart. Ltke the dew, it unseen performs jts eileot mission, then sht inlts ftom the glortes it cannot share • 1 e d If d one on the outside at the root of 1 he nail<! morntng s 1e was toun cold, st1 an dead! Her body, clothed in superb uttirP, uutil h-e dr~w a drop or two of the same ktnd of blood f10m each. ThetJ, to see glittering with diamonds, the eYpired bra. . zier, and the sumptuous appointments of whether the operation had been successful the room, must have preserned a tel·rible or not, he pncked me with the same in scene-all occasion.ed, too, by the loss of the arm, very near the \ PiO that is opened an eyebrow, brought about by that horri- in blood-leumg, and ~ecing no blood issu.,, ble associatiOn of material panicles-bed he pronounced it suti•f'actory. 1 still felt, curtains and lighted candles. however, a fea,ful oppression of the lungs! Tt ue intellectual and moral worth, con· cealed by the garb ot simplicity, have ever been unappructated by the multitude; but its influence w til be lelt hereafter, and its voice echo w1dely through the dtrn sha- dow of the future. Tne teuclungs around the fireside of \home\ form the character ot the truly noble. Th\ powerful influence of a quiet, pure example _upon the destt:ty of o1~ers, acts impercepllblv. These call not forth the poel's pruts~, nor awaken music's strains. 'l'he lyre is attuned to dauntless deeds-the poet'\ theme is btilltant pomp, scene' that Blnke the outwnrd sense but cannot !ouch the £oul. \ The pri vale path, the secret acts of men,\ are not sought to test their moral worth, yet they 11re \If no'ble, fat' the noblest of their lives.\ Actuated by pure princiales, deeply im. bued with a sacrificmg sp1rit, the philan· thropi~t perfom1s the mission of love; he se< ks the abode of wretched ness, allevi· tiles the dtstrl!ssed, and IIWr.kens joy in the heart that was chilled by despair. Still he is of thooe whom the world knows not; the laurel wtll nner wreath his brow, but his memory wtll live embalmed in sweetest fanctes, when he shall sleep the drearnleos sleep of death. For all worth is deotmed to imrnonality; and most beau. tifully has Caol~>le suid, \The good which an unknown good man does is hke the stream that gltdes under the ground, in- visibly wat~ring Rowers and fertili1:0ing m~ads. It flows on and joins with other streams, till at last It bursts forth a peren- nial well.\ U.NE AMIE. A PAlliSIAN S'D'ICDJ]l;, A tli.IUOITS SEKIIION, The Brandon (Miss.) Register T<'ports the following cu do us sermon, preached at the town of Waterproofs, not far from Brandon: \I may say to you, my hrethring, that I am not an educated man, an' I'm not one of them a;;; believes that educotron is necessary for a gospel minister, for I be- lieve the Lord educates his ministers ju.st as he wants 'em to be educated; and al though I say it that oughtn'l suy Jt, yet in the State of lndianny, whar I live, tha1•'s no man as gits a bigger congrPgution nor what I gits. \Thor may be some here to-day, my brethring, as don't know what petsua.ien I am ot'. Well 1 l m~y s~y to you, my brethet'ing, that I am a l{ard-Sbell Bap· list. Thar's some folks as don't lik<i the Hard-Shell Baptists, hut 1'd rnt41el' have a hard shell as no shell at all. You see me here to·day, my brethring, dressed up in fine clothes; you mought thiltk I was proud; but I'm not proud, my brethriog; and altho' I have been a preacher of the gospel tor twenty years, and a.ltho' I am capung of the tl•t~bo!il that lies at your londing, I'm not proud, my brelhring. 11 I'm not 4 gwine to tell adzactly whar my text may be found; suffice to say, it's in the leds of the Bible, and you'll find it eomewhar between the first chapter of the book of Generations, and the last chap~ ter of the book ol Revolutions, and The Paris correspondent of the Boston you'll go and sarch the Scriptures, you'll Post thus chronicles the first noticeable not not only find my tex thar, but a great ouicide of the season; many other teoce 8 118 will do you good to A gay Lorette, known lo all the young rend, ond my tell, when you shill find it, Love laces ol' the clubs, died by ch!lrColll you 'shill lind it to read thus: wuhm a few days, in her own apartment, , And he played on 11 harp of a thousand and surrounded by all the refined luxury strings-....,speerits of just men madeperfick.' which only Parisian women successfully M d k \ y text, brethring, lea s me to spea attempt. She commenced life as a de· f N h • moiselle in a milliner's establishment. o sperits. ow t ar s a great many kind of sperits in this world-in the first But, as \I ways happens here, she was place thar's the sperits as sum folks call quickly discovered by a prowling Giovan• e:hosts, and thar's the sperils of turpen. to relieve whic:l he r11n tho pin obliqut~ into the pit of my stomach about two- thirds of its length. (This operation the Chmese call opening the mouth of the heart.) Not a drop of blood came out here, but in a moment I felt myself en• tirely relieved, my blood began its ch·cu~ lation, my natural warmth returned, and; after an hour of slight fever, I wem 11b~'Ul my t~voculions, This i5 tbe ordinary Cltinl'se remedy. I have known it to be applied to five of our fathers :in cholera, and it failed only one<>.\ A LUNATIC DocTOR SETTING A. BRoKE1t ARM.-Recently; while one of the pa· tients of the Stale Lunatic Asylum1 who was formerly a doctor, was taking his accustomed stroll for air and exercise, he was attracted to a hottsA not.far trom Asylum by the cries of a young gul, who in climbing over a fence, had ~a!J~n broken her arm.. Oo entering the door, he ascertained that the poor, deolle• pid and bed•ridden mother and the unftir• runate girl (whose labor was the sole S!JP• p01 t of the two) were tbe only occupants. A boy bad been sent tor and was then· ab- sent in quest of a doctor. The doclpr could n111 witneijs lhe young girl's distr.eS!IJ so he instantly went to work and set 811d splintered the broken limb. The old lady with tearR of joy and gratitude exclaimed, \Doctor what's to pay 1\ \Oh! no,,hing, I am amply· repaid in the satisfaction this opportumty bas afforded me to relieve your daughter's distress,'' he replie~. \Thank you, and God bless you; but when the doctor we have sent lor arrive)!, who ahall 1Vt166J!!ct the arm-what name and residence, doetor 1 11 \Tell him, 11 said our doctor, \that a patient from the New York S1ato Lunatic Asylum did it. '• [UtiCtl Telegraph, For the Umon. , in introducing them. tf ieillel'!'ID-altll,,, \Have you none for three cents1\ \Yes \ ring even oow in our •ir.'' \Are three cent ones mrtch worse l!ie melodious sound of ni, or ferretted out, It may be, by one of ~ ~ lk the numerous \female brokers of tender- nme, then thar's the sperits as sum 10 s n~ss\ winch this city furmshe•, and tran•· call llkker, and I've got as good an arti. Ma. EDITOR; In looking over lhe\C91- umns of the Greene County 'Whig, a.4!Jo'h tl.ore si.noe, my attention wa,;; calted' '1o some remarl1s in 1lui1 pbper, in regard to • ' I 'It,> delightful hours- •thao the four cent ones?\ \ 'rhey are th l . t very good, we believe, Mr. Tinrattle.'' ole of them kmd of sperits on my flat fened to au elegaut apartment us a mis- boat as ever was fotchod down the Missis- tress to some rich count, baron or embas- ijador. Adapting herself at once to the sippi river; but thar's a great many other habits of the sp!1ere in which she found kind of sperits, for the tex s&dya, 'He play• nomination of M. B. MATTICE, E;sq. The writer says that he would prnba:lify make an intelligent member 1 to say no• thing ol his good looks. 1 never knew before, Mr. Editor; that it required good\ ]Qoklng men to bold office, If such be the ca•e, I think the writer of that,ar.tlele pens ese mes ac u- . . ld \I w11l take one Clgdr,'' and Mr. Tin rattle t~r.~c~E'tl u:\\l'llle wor was purgatory h . I fi ' would pay the cash for it. But he never w ere a gema re ed on a harp of a t·h·o.u-san strings, spe. herself, her beauty, her wit and elegance rits of just men marie perfeck.' soon gamed her a position in the demi- \But I'll tell y<>u the kind uv sperits 8 , monde. A career of prosperity enabled is ment in the lex isjire. That's the kind I.IJ'\\\''le--w·e put it in our reverence for Tin· ~e••uti ful mansion. It is Tltnrlittle style of architecture, can only style \ res- come home to dinner. tbree societies fnr the people's independence, clu\\l'·uroud Junta,\ the and the \Squeeze. Trade;\ he i~ ~n four municipal co~poration a deacon in the Church ; he is a free·mason, , 'I'\'\IU\'c ; he is secretary the Suppression of po. reiiRII gr<>cer dOWQ in Wet home to dinner, one of three different violem, gentle, or face• the violent mood, his has a penc'114nt tOr ell puts him in a fe· which occurrence smoked, and never will smoke. We do not believe he would agree with Dr. Be- thune, that \a good pipe draws a.s.se.s brains in, mnd draws men's brains out!' Mr. T. goes now into a council of one on the cost of the party. The girls go into a council of llvo on the gentlemen of tha party ; Mrs. T. and daughters go intf'l a council of three on the dresses they will wear. Finally, the four Tinrattles go into a grand council of four on the pros. pective \ To-night's party we will give,\ pecuniarily, artistically, and in a result- ant point ot view, Will Mr, Gockleshell come 1 If he does come, how shall they best bait the matrimonial hook 1 If they bait will he bite, eventually. Can they eveo tickle lhe fish 'I\ \13 be fond of music 1\ says Funabel. Ia, who i• musically inclined, and can drum three songs, and one quadrille, and two polkas, and part of a walrz, out of a piano Mr. T. got at second-hand. her to grat1fy her new-acquired tastes, and the velvets, the silks, tho jewels, the of sperit.s as is mem in the h•X, my bre. lurmture, etc., of which ,he becam;> the thermg. Now thar's a great many kinds of :lire in the world. 1n the lust place, possessor, wen~ the envy ot the frail ones thar's the common sort of fire you Jigbt who crowdPd 10 her soirees and enjoyed , Y our st>gar or pipe IVJ!h, and then tl.ar s her hospitali•y. All the rich moutarda o d , , lox fire an cnmphire, lire be•ore you re Paris were successively her bon arms, and ready, and lire and full 'back, and many lortuiies were sacrificed to her, gtlt~ were d ether kinds of fire; for the tel'( says, •He showere upon Iter, and she became mede while her beauty was paramount. played on a narp of a thousand ~!rings, sperits uv J'ust rneu made perlt·ck.' held 'a few yeal'i age Ill o .• ir<>, acted the Wh1le at her apogee she •received' once a week, and she contracted the habit of \ But 1 tell you the kind of fire a• is part of a lobby member 1 Or, in plain~.r resting in bed the entire day previous to ment in the tex, my brcthrmg-il• HELL· n·ords, is he the gentleman that eame need give himself no uneasincSll tf mind 11~ far as offiee is colicerned. In the arti• c!e {eferred to he ulso 8tates that ;JJ Mr. Mattice should ever be a m.ember of tire Legtslature he Would he a lobby member. Is the writer of that ai\ticle the same gen- tleman who, at a D,mocratic Convemiolf f FIBE! an' that's the ldnd ot fire as a ~real receptions, in order more ully to possess 1 down stairs at a quick pace 1o '-ep Aul many nv you ll c,•me to, ef you doo'l do ~ \'\ v the lan<>uor, the freshness, the repo5e 1 t h f · f b 1 !I f 11 -> \ beaer nor wbat vou bev bin dom'-for he 0 I e woy 0 II palfO 00 S l!l:t 1 OlVA11 which are ao lascmattng m tl preuy WO• • h' 1 1 T man. played on a h,arp of a tfiOUsand strings, !OJ c ose y. he writer elso calls .MF. speri·s of just m\-n made perfeck! Mattu>e !lie ubiquitous Mauice, wlio standi But this beautiful Syha?ite little dreamed f \NoiV'Iihe dlfE.rem sorts of lire in the fot.th the embodiment ol pohticat h'onor. o the anguish Iter habit would occasion her, or she would doubtless have been up world may be li•k;ened unto the. T1 uly, the writer in lite WJtig mus~·hll\>e d d persuasions of christians in the world. ln had more honor at thut time tnao usua•. and resse bright and early, some dio- 'P Wh 1 W: \. ~ f lk the fust place we have the tscupeHons, al. the ltig talk of polidcat honor· tance rom her s1 eo coverlet, and per• ' h b h h I . and they are a bigh sail in' and a high. fa. in trampling under foot tlte Ia~t remnant aps a out some ouse o d occupation- , h I h lutin. set, And they ma,y be likened nolo a of the W h1n>' party• and devo.ti'nn ,.,II e\'\~i sue as c eanmg t e parlor brasses, tl'im. ,. \' ' ., .. 1 \' ming the lamps, or 110 on, who knows 'E turk~y-buzzaril, th~t tltes up in1o the ~mn& to the foul humbng ot Republican- But, alas! previOus to her last soiree she and he goes up aqd up and up till he 1sm. What honor is there in .such 8 mat.t \I hope he is artistically biased,'' ob. serves Angelica J., whe~ cannot play, but who bas taken one quarter's leBI!ons in water colors ol Madame Caricaturiann ... fJad written letters while reposing on her no bigger than your finger nail, Sltd the ter? Where Can you find men who act luxurious bed, the flame uf a candle used fnst thing you know, he Comes down and upon sueb a pt'inciple 1 ls the Whig pii'rly in seal-rng them nommunicated to the cur- down, and ,down, and is a fil1in' himself on dead, and is thi$ Rep'.ublican party an ·off. tains, the lace pdlow~cases, and in an in· the carkass of a de11d,,hoss .b.r th\ 10ide o-f fipring of tl]e deceased partyl !tptuna: imp ~tant all was iu flumes. She shrieked tor the roaq, and < He pl.ayed on a harp existence as an inheritor ol the crown ~~ help, but before she could be torn f.rom t/uJusan'd strings, spet'~ls df just tnen Whiggery 1 Truly, the like'1:lflthili' Wkls \I hope he likes oysters,\ says the less ethereal Mrs. T. the fatal couch her injuries were severe pe~teo'k.' never seen :in all Isr,ael. , ~ ~ ,,,., The fi 11 m~<s Iucl1ily had spared her face: \Aud tbe~ thar's the Meth?dis, and .l\fow. supp,ose Mr. Mal~ietnbAlbddf!!red SIIVtl 110 apparent singe over one eyebrow. l~e:y ma:r bt;,hkened Unto the squ,lr~·el run. h1s name to;be erfroUed wiJJJ tlie Repu,b.U. \And do you suppose, my worthy GOU• sin, Joachim, that I will expect toget tu. ition gratis~\ rojoined Mr. Gucklesliell. throwing himself in an attilude of virtuou~ astonishment. haunt you sometimes in your sleep, ahd brimsto,n~ a tumbler, when he mood, and then a lain' odor Of whtch is in When in the genlle eat's tail, aud kisses ' \I'm glad he's single,\ says the tace~ tious David, with il wink 111 Mrs, T,, and then at the \Fifer and at last at the \Cherub.'' Bbe was qurckly caret! lor br the rnool' f!In u~:·Jnto .,a tret¥, fof the Methodis be· things- ,wou1irlia\>e looked skillful physician in rarili. ' In Jj!ply haves Ill tP.\Ine on from one degree lfle eyes· of. the Whig; ;·Nh~ her re,peat..,d inquiries co 11 cerning ~~ 8 ':Jl 10 BJ,ll;)ther, and Ol) to per. out ,bohffy belorilhtbe \Gratis 1-yes; you get gratis-you never pay,\ Joachim, through his nose. \r get nnthing gratu. everything the so~er you seem to s~e cousin Susan's mou•nl'nH eye!l regarding you. * * * Mrs known to give 1 un• have marked out my course, It will nor, · daughters fifty •cents perhaps, bring me even modest compe· . . aptece, that they wouldn't tence. Authorsh1p entered mlo ear?eslly speQd it :cand'V-t·or wh cb luxury both rarely pays now-a.days. Wield~pg a these vdttill!'i a perfect passion wo;ks gran pen-hurling 11!1 of my strength 11 , well The Cherub is so agitated in a region beneath the heart that she is obliged to withdraw. Mr, T. returns to the store, and th<' \Fifer\ goes tu console the \Cherub and to whisper encouragingly-\ sa:lera· tus!\ [TO llll CONrlll't!ED.] 'beauty, she was assured it would ~e?lloni, and unharmed ; the slight wouod on the an~ up and was evidently doing well, aDd relieved by },o hmb, and this assuran':': sJ1e composed herself to ust l'ecover as qotckly as possible. At the CO!nes \:'''\~\\~··· end af lhree weeks she was quite restoi'ed. S.lli!t's During this time she had ref,JlaiQed; lrom i(grll.c~a.,lb'll' .lii!d regarding herself in the mirror, apprehell• a thousand strings, sive of some lingering trace of tbe acci· made perlec k.' den~ on cbe eountenu.nco wijqse loveliness '\ 4nd itben, lllf brethrin~;,