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\1 THE JOURNAL LARGEST CIRCULATION BEACHES THE BEST CLASS OF PEOPLE AND IS THEREFORE THE BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM IN SENECA COUNTY. THE^ JOURNAL BEST JO b '^DEPARTMENT BETWEEN SYRACUSE AND ROCHESTER, AND WITH OUR NEW PRESSES AND TYPE CAN DO FINEST WORK. Y O L U M E 7. 'T O ' T H E T T R U E I N T i ' E E E S T S O E T T H E E E O E L E O E S E N E C J ^ C O U M ' T Y . S B K B C A F A I iliS . N . T .. W E D N E S D A Y . J IT L Y 2 2 ,1 8 0 1 . N U M 1 5 E K 21 S?i)<?ea <5o.Joijri)al T n u jsnF .n kvkkv w k i > x i > hav r.v THE JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO. (M31ITRD.) SENKC.V F.\LLS, N. Y. To Keop Gool| B O i l’S :inc| -ire tile l.tiwiis, ( 'li:illii‘s,-;|iiili!i Silks. (;ivii:ulim>s. (iiii<iliriiiis. Oiitinj;s and Siilli'i'iis, for lom.Ki: i)i:i>si>. ; T E R M S : SiiliHcrilioiti out^idi' tlii‘ comity, $ 2.00 per “lx months, $1.00 in iwivace. .^..rYERTtSING BATES ON APPLICATION. EVERY FAMILY Slioultl In* provided with Ayer's Pills. Xo oihcr aperient is in snrh ^t*neral de- jjiaml or so liiariily rccommemlcd by the jn’nfes.sion. Mild hiu thon)ii*,di in oper- these pills are the best of all rein- ellle'^ hireonsfipaiion. biliousness, hemt- Imrn. •n»n.‘'D<Ti<ni, tiarnli'm-\. loss of ap petite, liver foinphiint, and sick head- arhf. The\ break nj<enlds, fevers, and malaria, relic*ve rhemn.atisiu and nen- ral,Lri:u nnd are indispensable to travel ers,eirherbyj— — —|iami or s fsit;xar-i‘oat-| J | / ^ ^ ^ ^ | e d and ec oiinded of] [ DEATH BRINGS t-IFE. breathe its broatli. Life evernn I d earili and sea and And, that a rose may b Something niu&t die. The fiileon preys utKiu tlie llneh. The tineh upon the Ily; And naught will loose the Iniui^er pinch But death's wild cry. -J. (L Holland. qutirrel with Fiip, piease,\ as tlie prew id Elsiv, \for he is .'^o kind\to me.\ | the northern boundary of the ancient | \Then 1 will like him for your .sake. ■ fity of Kew Amsterdam. Dinglegen, : lit about thi'; box. Elsie, sweet lieart, ] Van Dy ck and a file of marines fol- Biit about this box. Elsie, st Velvet died three years a.gn. precious frei.itlit of At this information fJie child eried wifli .sorrow ttiid deliglit. boat being now tiboiit to leave the lowed, by the governor's order.s, at little distance The houses .and not PasSng thnx'gli an open wooden gate, i 'p|„ they entered a deii.se thicket of oak and locu-st trees, from wiiicli ..... ,.i.„ . EXTRAORDINARILY GRATEFUL. i>n<ie owers a” i!r.ave~Ke.souer a ci-'a- ^ funny story is told at the expense 'rcari'o r .Sa'.tng u u 'ijfl'* *”*\ Wekerle, Hungarian minister of Slam' Bang' ' finance. His excelleney ha.s a country These were7vie noi.se.s T heard the Pi'is. «ear Buda-Pestli, wliere otlier day as 1 srood atone on spending his Snn- npon tlie streets, j „f the Central Hudson llvi iTOoden gate, j 'p ............. IV as ] srood atone on tlie plat- '» •“ - leared to be deserted | f,,,.,,, of the rnimi depot, watcliing one \\ ‘Y P'^^® ’ugsag® ' isions con.sists of a small hand- Tlie .Sliirl Waists, Cool riulei'wear ami ( Oolcr ( 'orsct.s. iMmiiilcil ufI N ^GGCJS Itliu pure.st Vcgi-t a b l e '____________^icatli:xrtie.s, tlicy may he \-01. i... ohl iiiul ,voi er.sli, .ludsouia. Ark., says: “ In young. I’li.xsieians recommci tlicsc pills ill preference to any otlu B I T S I N E S S C .4 K » .S . L. F o s t e r C r o w e ll, S eneca F alls , X./V. ^AiVI), ULLVVP:L ANI> loam delivered :»t a,.'^S'|;!'SS.ES- ■'.vS'SbS: Sa., L S 7 Fall stiwt, (Opposite tlit\Stanlim Ilmisf., The Mills, Cloves and Nice Hosiery. ' 'I'hc Lai-C'. Einhroidorii'S. BciN, llanil- kerchiefs. liiiehes ami Ties, thelhin and thick Ciirtaiiis to keep you ( ool ami .Sliady. The l ’ara<ols, I'mlircllas and I'.ans from ’ the ( 'licapcsl to Pine Elegant .8lyles I 'I'hc Cool Cliina Mailings. Rugs and .\rt .Squares, in fact EVKRVTJIl.Nd ■SE.X.'^t )X.\I!I,E ill great variciv at the l.OWE.ST PlilCE.S. hilionsncss. constipation, liigli fevers, ami colds. Tliey served me better than anything 1 had previously tried, and I haic uscd tlietn in attacks of that sort Ayers Cathartic Pills Every Dose Effective. i afortu gimraL ___ A. GOODMAN, Prop. r?lu‘IUrukf, J5e»ieca Co., N. V. A a\r()iixEV°.\N^c()uxsKLou .vr l . wv , j j\. I’oiiwvaiudng, ColIectionH, Kiro InHiiruiioe, . Sviu-ca KallH, N, V. ^rcCKSSOU TO J>. F. FR.VNTZ, Manufav- i turcr of C.uriagVH, Sleighs, ('utters, ele. 1 I'.urilMig and l epaiiimj lU alMtH hraiiehe.-s. ^ ^ j , )11VSIC1.\N .\Ni) .SI lUiKO.V. Office over : 1 Moiitoe \ .XuderHon’rt, Pall ^trei-l. (Uliee iit.ii.H M to 12 A. .u., *J to .» and Tt<» si-. ,M. ite«i M r s. M ary Clark | \lirlsllK S to iniorm all iieetl .i eoinpetiMit j ^ Yy^ niii>i-.^that her 8t-r\iee-f lie .teelired h> ^ J \ M. Ivh'LI.iXjO liaH e8t.ihli<heil lieadijiiar errthiiig* III the line of hoiL-efs alnl e.uTiage« per 73 Fall Street. M.C. (;OULD, : O lvIV riST ! ■SKXKIA I'.U.I.'S, X V. JOHN GUUNEH, It ST.tTE STIilCE’r. A liliili'ii, IV. V. P I A N O S , DVMIl Iiml miOIlS Wlilcli arc warmnlcil skt ami ciidit voavs. .sounds attracted in.v ; proceeded the ' f,j,. 'torn off and a big grip in laughter of women and children and j ,,|,„osf: i,o«!de me s oceasio attention which never contains anything el ‘ because a dude w but the regulation bottle, four hand- Boom! Boom! Boom! A few moments before Xew Amster- li his Cv,. kerchiefs and atr.Tvelmg cap. lleturn- 1ns .shoulder, and, with his green box iindei- his arm, ran up the Heere straat i the haisj^ier voices of m< as fast us his Imrdens would allow. ’ »or laid his linger.s cm liis li|)S and tlie j ,vl,i)e Ids ctme went rolling in the op- ' who was carrying a ba.e twain crept eatitiou«ly- forward. In a polite direction ' exactly the counterpart of Ids exeel ’s vali.se. Herrvon Fischer smiled id children and i,i,„],.d almost be.side me, and len. The govei'- ^^ent whirling along tlie platform, liis lips and the , while his etine went rolling in the on- ^ Fisehe Monday to the capital, tlm min- entlei friend, a gentleman named wlio was carrying a ba.\ Poor Flip was considerably sorts. Of a thouglitful, neiwons tern- i few moments a unique .spectacle _ dam wa-s as quiet and peaceful as the i perament. he was peculiarly sensitive seuted itself to the indignant eyes lazy white clouds drifting up from the ,.ebuir.s which less imp're.ssionable tl'® director. sea on that perfect May morning; now , children early learn to disregtird. The Seated in a circle oil the grass of a s,,,.] V cobbler anpeared to\hiin a “black little glade was the entire population of bogie,\ effectually barring the road New .Amsterd.-im. and in t-he center of wldeli leads from infancy to manhood, the circle, at orie end of a piece of while Cousin Pieter became tlie swasli- thread, was Cousin Pieter on his hands buckler, who.se duty hr life it i.s *o give ! knees, at the other end of the practical illustrations of tlie superiority ' string, to which w;us attached a bunch of inus.\le and impudence to brain and <>f leaves, a beautiful toi toLse shell cat. good iuanner.s. Fliit readily discovered Elsie in tlie A harsh and stern voice, at Ills side ch.armed circle. All her babyhood roused him from his ruminations; i -teemed to be spreati upon the grtuss be \ITo Dinglegen! llo. Van Dyck! i fure her, and every pleasure that can pretty reception, tliis! Where, think , IiKht up tlie eye^of a cliild hiirly danced ,ve, are the people? In sooth, genus i a* r'l® t>!ue windows -if her innocent igimvum. quod tecto gaudet et umbra, f«''l- B:it the excitement was too much .Juvenal hath it; ‘A lot of drones ' f'»' I*®''- f'\' \'Ii®u Cousin Pieter, to the in the shade sleep nw.ay their I amazement of the cliildren and the de- ' liglit uf their paivnts, after many a le speaker was a man of medium \Come puss-, come, tissy, t1s.sy, tissy!” heiiiht and somewhat flight build, prevaik-d on hei- ladyship to “jump” v.'hose thin, austere features were .at poor Elsie hid her swci-t face in her onee tho.se of it patrician and a .soldier, lituias, and Flip heard the words, min Nature had put upon him her stamp of gled with .sobs; superiority, of which he by no means “Dh, Cousib Pieier. wasn’t her mam- appeared to be unawarvs. Tliere was a ma good to teach lier that before she certain kindliness in his quick, blue | diedt\ As llie director strode into their midst iiis rage had obtained complete to m ake a inoiiii- m astery over him. So furious was I k perfect May all was hustle and clamor, every s wart burgher .and buxom vrow in primitive town having an opinion and i claiming the lloor - or the street, rather ; Boom! Boom! Boom! , Dame Winklioven .said it was th e ! Quakers, and proceeded to take in her ] “ wa.sh” a t a lively rate. Jacob Groot’s boy Flip, whose knowl edge of warfare was most [irofound | (all of his spare moments litiving been j 'll the neighborhood of the crum bling Fort Amsterdam), gave it as his opinion that old “ Hard Kiss,\ the dis mantled stonepiece on the southwest Jiastion, must have been ca.st in the s.ame mold as the guns which w^re thundering in the Ne.rrow.s. l>nt as he had not had an opportunity to hear “Hard Kiss” since the Indian massacre told to hold his tongue. Flip didn't c ry -h e didn’t even —but turning to Hogbrook, the Ol l lCF OVM! I I W ACAN'.S It VKI KI. Mi-iHiini Sr/(* (JoM Fillint'rt, carli .lO. Goti! iimi LMiitimim \tlo> -inti oilui Amaluiiiii ItublKM' ;iiul Oxy PliOMphatc'KillimiH, 7.'« fcut«. ?5kfU*lon phiti\* or Mo\;ibU> lirldUF w« S/Jnr U'ttn\ W'tfiY'hfs ami Jnrtiri/, ClovkH, (’ImiiiH, (’liarirtfi, Uuit?ij and LainpH, hiu 'I iux Piano, Parlor and lIuiiK’nig Lainpt>, to lu* found in th(‘rounty. (Quality tho Idi'iiF'^t and prirfj* tin* loWfMt. EVERY ARTICLE WARRAXTED knoAv you all hate me because I’m al- Avays right, and you think boys ought ' to be wrong until they grow tip to be “But 1 don’t hate you. Flip.\ whis pered Elsie Beelxman. “No, because you’re little,” answered the boy, as the two turned down the Heere .straat. After ti ptiuse he added: “1 shouldn’t wonder if this is a new governor, Elsie, to rule over us in place of De Heer Kieft, who, you know, is to be sent liome to the states general. But makers If they A k rcprf'HiMiliMl oi > I'rfilflilcd. ■ JOHN CRUNER. l»2 Kail r<lreet, o*\or MLS. !•:, i Vri‘i B a g g a g e E x p r e s s . J JAGG \GK IiXPU.-:SS, and i•arli^^M.I all kimirt This space is too small to quote all our prices of Shoes, so we give only a few of many bar gains at our store: . . ... .. ............. S5C Latlii-.* rimictl Oxfonl I'icH, (hu* ............. -51.00 Ladir'* (M-imitif Doiiifcda KitI . . |. 7 5 OUTCN lU U.Ns. uaKon.s, of tin- V(‘r\ lu‘8( niaki- and niatcrial, for imr in tin* ino.st huproual r>tyU-. Paintint'and trim mmt{ a 8pcciat>. ForU . mruh cxpcrioiua*. Simp, id and (irt-cn .-I io K h . HATH WAY, .SOULE h a r r in (7 t o n sh o e s . Iliffi.-iill inwa lit iliifiTln'' I toilet Miilalde ran S’-ihi /,fr . />« u/itr. .U lU'UN, N V Otii* C l i u r r l i e s . K.. r. M, Pi:i>cr nuTtinu Tlnii*rtda> ou-nmi; n.G.MAlUJKTTS, Pantoi. IT POSITIVELY S o f t e n s . AJvfD P r e s e r v e s THE L e a t h e r MAKES SHOES WEAR LONGER. model Shoe Store, Opposite Postoffice, LOUIS L. RAPHIEL, ir.i/./, HFM riF l / FA T IF ltX S .HUM. Y. I* S.f.K.uti-iflOii. M. Fi-a>iiiimiiil ' . ...................... piavfi* imvliuL''rhnr8du> cu-nhiK at 7 Cou- d i\ uf iMvli immtli. S. U. WIUTI;:. Pantor. rpiUNlTV (TU u r n , F. m . i . S t . S unday -S t-r JL \ at U» :*.u A. M. and r, i». m . Ldiino to t^np aihl 7S’»0 I*. >1.. ^.d•^atll f^diool and d.iss mccliiiK | ..t 12 M., piaiM-8i-rvu*i‘at«Il*. M. Moiuhu oNeniim, rhm.-ala\ .\rmni;, Chnnh Prau-r mvi-Ung, 7;.n, ' l-‘rnia\ fst-ning. Sabbath Scliot)! TV.u'hcrt. nuM-tm^. ; .’.n, Ladii-.-*'( ottayc Pra\or imutinu omcinlwo j VVl-l-k-. iMlll.lV .11 I ill Pai-lm-. , I^T. r.\ riUCE’S IIOM.AN l A-ruui.if 1 the I.CKHon and Go-^pd uf Un* Dav ami a diort in >lnirtiun n.^'. I/«;vv at lO-iUt with siTinon. Sun i cui BU88 B0TILE8! n i f i ’iis j.y / ) v F i u c i X F s Prices Reasonable. let them think it i.s the Qi “Flip, dear,\ said the girl, laying h< ind on his shoulder, “if this is a ne ivernor ■t my CO ‘Coiisii laid the hand on his shoulder, ivernor fi'om Holkind, perhaps he hits cou.sin Pieter come with him?’’ I didn't know you li.ad a cousin. Elsie.\ “Yes,Yes, butut it is so longng sincece wee left b it is so lo sin w old homo in Utrecht and fewa young that 1 can scarcely recall his says, an day with Velvet.\ eye.\ but it was a sort of Itindline which gave the impression tliat behind ' it lurked the power tiiin tremble. . This reimirkable uyvesa remarkable in and than vel Aveleome p -emor Stuyvesant there ir pre- speak. He ni a sin- toAvard the stowtiway (Flip’s hand v Revolution; gle leg of his neiwous frame being supported by a limb of wood, with heavy silver bands. In conversation he had a pe euliar liabit of throtving in an oeca- be chronicled, siunal phrase of Latin, which might haA’e proA-ed a source of some perplexity but for the free translation which usu ally .accompanied it. “This is a singular affair,” said Van immediately .seized by the sailors. Then occurred one of the most pain fully ludicrous scenes that could well their higti mightines-ses, and filled per haps with fond recollections of the table logs of dear old LTrecht, that eat stalked over to him and actnaUy pro ceeded, ill tlie good old lashion which has been from time immemorial, sharpen her claws on the most .\.acred ce of wood in the univer.i-el Dyck. “They must have heard your excellency’s guns.\ “If not,” sh.arply replied the director, “with the ble.ssing of God Ave’ll drill their ears!\ Flip’s knees trembled as he heard this And Hogbrook, the cobbler, leaned thre.at; but priding himself a.s be did on bis musket and laughed! .lii.sniiink upon his lovaity he felt it his dutv to ' \f h —huiglied ! nay, roared! , mm.., throw whiit light lie could iipon'tl.e “Arrest tliat enitiff !'’-tlniiideivd tlie play all | situation. Fearing that his courage governor. \ 8:ilus popiili Avoiild evaporate if he thought longer lex’ (the lir.\t law is to eo And there flies the Hag of tlie Nether lands. I .am right. See, they semi-intclIigible .'cntenees about Ho brook, th e (^n.-diei-s, the green box Cou.sin Pieter, e< neliiding Avilli an ex pression of his gi-atifieatio.i th a t the director general was not a unieorn, a.« had been stated by tlie stoAvaAvay. In the bii.stle .\ueeeeding the easting of the anehor Cousin Pieter’s flight li.ad not been impeded, and that the un- p.'u'donable rudeness of the people of N cav Amsterdam in absenting tliem- selves iit this momentous time was in some manner linked Avith young Viin- derspiegel’s preAdous arrival began to d.awn upon 8tuyve.sant and his aids. “Oh, I eannot tell yon. Fli[>. hecau.se you wouldn’t undei-stan<l. for there is nothing like Velvet in this wild coun try I can j’n.st reineinlier her heauti fill big eyes and fniiiiy wliiskei’.s. How niucli I would like to sec Co.isiii Pieter and V'elvet again.\ They now .stood beneath tlie Merry Mount or ii.irtliwe.st bastion. “ l.ooU. Elsie!\ cried the boy. “There are four ships. Oh.^^how be.autiful! choritig; hut what is this?’ Speeding over the elioppy waA-e.s. straight toward tliein, eaine .a black longboat, in wliicli s.d a .single ligure. Nearer and nearer it ilrew, and the children could see that tlie i-ower Avas pulling for dear life. Elsie and Flip ran down to the wati'r's edge and wa\-ed their hands just ;is tlie tigure in the boat lia|)pened to tiii-ii to see if the ciaift was headed aright. Then they heni-d a loud, long di-nwn out ei-y. “Br.ax'o for Pieter Vanderspiegel •Oh, Flip,\ exelaiined the gii-I, “it is | trust to tlie tenor of his words. Cousin Pieter' It is Cousin Pieter!” j \Van Dinglegen,” he said, “let this ■\ few more strokes and the boat’s I V-andersiiiegel be lianged in chains at prow was on the beach, and Elsie was in the .arms of a youth of eighteen, whose large red face was the vt'ryhonie of good Iiniiior. Fli]) saw ;it once tluft the stranger AViis to he a dangerous rival foi' Elsie's iilTwtion.s. He glared at Cousin Pieter as tiioi'gh he would have e.aten him, .■vid was rewarded by a “elmek” under the ehin. which faii.niai’ity he resented by turning his back on the pair. ‘•But why do you look so excited. Cousin Pieter; And what haw you got in that box”* asi>.ed Elsie, as the young felloAv, after solemnly winking Iialf a dozen tiiiie.s, .splaslie.l into the water nnd di-ew from the boat a small I gi'een box with a brass ham [>ce tlie in.an of iron, his heart beat- gibbet also pnrily the eiry of (his pot- wildly, iui.i rattled olT a .string of walloperatsuni-i.se! 1 come to father,” eiontinned “and y e ; how well e the ii'ate director, .shall (hid. like a good father, I eliasti.se!” With his natural foot he .sent the reverent ,grinialkin .spinning a doi \.inLs. 81ie fell (it i.sperii:Ap.siiniiece.s.sary to .say) upon iiei' feet, east upon her foe a look of .supreme disdain and the next nioment was rogai'ding the scene frojn the security of ;in oak bou,gh. Hogbrook. the cobbler, now be to wliluiper. \May it iileiusc the s liouder,” he .st.ainmer'Hl. \New Am sterdam lias had gover.iors before, I never u <-;it, .-ind w I.'- m Ibis lad h “Perhaps,\ .suggested Van Dyek, | ns it w;us not the Qn: kers, but only s “the .se;iinp lias fri.glitened the city j new director !very fiboi- of govei-noi-‘s fr.ame cliaiiged bis pale cheeks to a crimson hue, but Ids . derfiil self control enabled him to speak ! in a tone which was a strange eon- V-andersinej sunrise!” “W ithout a trial, my loi-d governor^” \Certainly not,” replied the imperi- eonvieted him!” Dinglegen had learned sufficient of bis superior's disposition to re.sti-ain any desire to argue the matter. y for the I.id from the ii D a v is 8 c C a s e y -I amf ' s II. Gou i>, I’rfs’t, X. I!. ISKt KKit, (’a^liici .Mii ToS IlDAU, Vice CAITI’AI. - - - .'SliHMion THE EXGHANGE NATIONAL BANK Ul-' SEXKCA l-'ALLS. X. Y. DIRECTORS. .ACCOI N rs nf Mri-I-Ii.uit\ Mnmiffietmi'i\ Mini otlii-rs Holk-iti-il Ilium fiiuiialile U'l'iii\. .MO.VFY ro LOAN at all tiim-K tipia. apimawl en>Ior8cii Itunk iuitc.8. , niSrol'NTIXLi licsiniblol a ; »|ifcialt>. 1 l.miMtAla rX lTCIlKST puill u}>on ccnilicalc ! UcDoMit rcHi.uirmir 4 mon.. S won., or 12 1, w. mm, D.D.8,,; 70 Fall St. - ! Artificial TeBiii! i ivilli 11 . - tvitlialit l’I,.\TES. I A s p e c ialty of difTieult Plate work. The m o st complicated ca s e s j solicited. TOILET ARTICLES, & c . |-U 9 X 'H I I * 'r i O ! V 8 f %n'i I n il If f 'tivijutiniih'ii c Y ll'i rii.Tii II iniiijillli Um III AND SUPPLIES OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, very sorry 1 it that hnnger liad compelled Iiiiii to reveal liliiiself. Piefei-'s elieei-lnl vein had borne liiin creditably tlirougli the i-ougli labor to wliicli be bad been assigned on the ship. :ind had iiiipre.sscd all, with tlie e.xception of “Tlie Pi'e cions Freight\ himself, in Ids favor, liandle. His daily duties d. ne, tlie boy had ex- ‘Tiiat big black ship.” Pieter an- [ hibited a very noti.-ealde desi.-e for s.> I swered. “is the Great Gerrit. with De | elusion, in peculiar contrast to liis so Heer Petrus Stuyvesant, dii'cctor gen- | ciability at otlier times. I.ut as liomc- eral of the New Nerli.erlaiuls, on board, i sickness I Oil. lie’s a hot 'uii- liard as liLs old sil- , board th j ver leg 1 hid in the cargo of cloth on , particularly about him or siispci I Christnias day, when she left the Texel i that his little green box contained j —for 1 found Utreelit dreadfully lonely ; key to his behavior. I without little Elsie—:md in consequence ’ “Let the articles of ordination to receive a Imiidred Lashes with a i read,\ said the director. Removing his conical lorloi.se shell to her retreat, “you carry your pepper box bravely. Bi-ing yon iicast and you are par- “.\.ncl 1 will add live Dutch ducats to liis pardon,\ .said Van Dyck, ‘’if he puts a ball through her head.” The.-e wits a loud c y :is the eohbler knelt upon the gra.ss and laid Ids mus ket on its rest. Elsie liad fainted! Van Dyck ignited a slow match and pos.te dii-eetion. At linst I thought the poor eliappie had been struck by the train, but tlie attitude of a stalwart yardmaster just simil.arity of the bags, this side of tlie thundering locomotive explained tlie situation. Tlie dude had been tlii'own bodily olf the track. For a moment the human missile seemed bewildered. Then he merely exclaimed \A av !” and gathered liiiiiself up and sought his grip and .stie,k. He approiielied the railroad employe lency’.s v a thoughtful smile .as he noticed the simil.arity of the bags, and then be winked at the minister. “Vthy, my dear baron, what’s up?\ queried the minister. The baron leaned forward and whis pered; “Why, my bag is filled with smuggled Turkish tobacco, be good enough to shield You will against with a eountenanee lilled Avith mingled wonder and gratitude. “Aw, wailwoad niau,\ he dniAvIed, “you ah a woiidah. “Yep,\ eplied his rescuer. when the two gentlemen arrived Pestli depot the minister beckoned to a custom house official and said, “My id,” he said, and ?n a a t the •Aw. ef it hawdn’t been fob y.aw I ’d i desires to p.ay duty on a lot of been a. mangled corpse.” ' Turkish tob.aeco he has in lus bag.” ‘•Yep.” i “His excellency is joking,” cried the “Yaw, aw, pweeipitated me from the baron, who meanAvlnle had changed pawth of a wushing locomotive, and ' bags with the minister. “See, I have I’m, aw. srweatlv obliged to vaw.” »<> eontr.aband articles about me,” and V, j^weatly oblifyed to ya,\v.” } opened the bag in proof of what he lid. The ininistcr looked perplexed resolutely loment, then grabbed his friend’s bag and said to the “Yaw handled me wather wufl, but i ® then the impulse of the luawment, I 1 ^ suppows, made you do it.” : _ “Yep.” i official; “W ell,assessm efortlietobae- “Have a eigawette (” co, but be quick about it. I h.ave no “Nope.” ” . tiu'e 1®-“®-\ Tlie dude rearranged his apparel and '^b® quickly acted on the sug- disappeared in the parlor c;u-. gestion, and the minister paid tliree Had it not been for the courage and ! A®\®® pfennigs into the treas- eoolness of the viirdiiiaster the dude ury of his own department. Then he Avould have beeii'a snlijeet for a eoro- , jumped into the carriage and drove off, iier’s inquest. shouting Out his thanks to the baron 1 i„„rli.-cctlv between the ‘ for his present of twenty pounds He w : ls standing directly between the ‘ bis P'-esent of twenty pounds of rails looking ;>t tlie locomotive. iLs if lie i cdlent tobacco. -B e rlin Ci e trying to iiiiike o u t Avh.at i t really delphia Times. The yardm a ster had throAvn him His Pencil Spoke for Him. , , , .... I • i An artist of coiiA-ivial tendencies sat mpletelv Ironi the track last in time. ' . , , r tt . -i i for the loc-ouiorive almost tn*azed them ! “ ^ ! bly risen long beiore lus wonted hour o 1 as 1 w iiz'zei jobserve the beauties of tlie dawn, bueh an oecurrei.ee bappens every I day 111 the week. People av .1I persist m , staying about the yard -'‘-'d getting | mixed up just at the Avi’oiig time. Sometiiiies it is an iiinoecnt looking countryman, sometimes a woman wlip is bound to do just as .she wishes in .spite of all the railroads on eartli. and .sometimes it is the very clever man who thinks he knows it :U1.—Albany Argus. by a Pyllioii. : miles from aged from A sleeping in his thickly covered head his bared throat shoAved a lack of either collar or necktie. By nnd by he shook liimself together, and becoming aware of his deshabille called over a waiter and said a fcAv words to him. But the garcon was a recent importatioig and knew naught of e:triy morn Engli.sh, and so informed the artist by gesture. The artist, how ever, kncAV a language which is under- itood by every one who 'hey Avc 11 the II middle of the night the father was awakened by his son calling out. The laiiij) w ; ls out. and the fatlu-r pa-ssed his hand overliLs son. but found nothing aiiii.ss, .so lie turned over iiinl went to .sleep ag.ain, thinking tlie boy the boy iigaiii called out, .saying that a crocodile Avas taking him. This time the ffitlier, tliorouglily aroused, felt ag.ain, and found that a snake laid closed his jaws on the boy’s liead. He then pried oduced a pad and rapidly sketched ttern,tern, around which he next droAv a necktie of the collar of the latest pat a head of his son, l>ut the beast drew tlie whole of his body into the hoiisi' and tmcircled the body of the father. He wa.s rescued by the neighbors, who were attracted liy the cries for help of the terrified couple. The snake, when killed, was found to be about lif- teen feet long. The head and forehead of the boy .are encircled with punctured wounds p’roduced by the python’s teeth. —Sarawak (Borneo) News. ' newest kind. Underneath he wrote the n.ame of a furni.shing house, and placmg .a doll.ar bill on top of the sketch exhibited it to the Avaiter. “Ah! iiioi.s, oui, monsieur, je coin- prends,” and before many minutes ha-1 elapsed he returned with a collar and necktie strictly after the fasliion of the sketch. And then the artist imbibed .a punch and felt better.—Pittsburg Dis- - A'oii Moltke’s I.a»t Game of AVliLst. It is interesting to note th.at Count von Moltke, who was alwa.ys .a great wliist player, should have had special luck in his last rubber. His partne who usually held bad cards, v more fortunate on that fatal Friday evening, while the field marshal himself was in high spirits. s* “Now we have them!” he said smil ingly, as he played his last h a n d ; and, indeed, he won the rubber by scoring After Hui><Ii’e<Is the year 1400, ■ th e r e a b o u ts , what is called grand sehlem—that Is, he and his partner took aU the thirteen And now, it you knowledge that tears Flip’s white f:ice. please, we will ac- were raining down told in the early English vei-naeular of j the day to hurry the job up, as several big functions were soon to come off. But lots of things happened; money got to be exceedingly scarce, and the ■enior’s hand and rushed forward. Bangl went Hog- e goven musket, and— “How is your little boy this morning. Mynheer Groott” “Step in, Excellency. He has passed a comfortable night. The leech has cut the ball from his shoulder. It is but a flesh wound.\ “Saint Nicholas be praised! Ha, Vanderspiegel, haA-e you found your land legs yet? Come. Elsie, iiiy dear, I will not kiss yon if you cry! Flip will soon be better, won't you, FUpt’’ “Yes, Director,” a weak voice re plied, “but after all I am not a man yet, because—because I cried so Avhen re p a i r s he was going to shoot pussy.” ‘•XVby, as to that, I don’t nii H-'s end in front of your Stadt Hnys , Removing bis conical, widebriimncd | 'vny, beaver hat Van D\ck took a parcliniciii | iug that therefrom, and addrc.ssing liiniself to ■ Hallo! there you tliey catcii I ••F.ior cousin!\ said the child. “1 Will kiss the new governor and ask liiin not tL> pifnisli you \ I \ILa. lia, lia'\ !au.;hed Pieter. “Kiss uig on his head or liis licel.s, proc li-,‘ Heer Petrus Stuyvesant! Why. to read the decree of “the Noble. Higli ; El. !e. Iio isn’t a iiKUl; iie’.s a unicorn.’’ and Might) Lords, the Lord.\ States -\t this i-eimii-k Flip, wlio was quite General of the L'niied Xetlierlaiid.s, n.idy to quarrel with the interloper, your Mo.st Illustrious .Sovereigns,\ ete.. tinned qiiiekly. -‘I call that treason creating Petrii.s S tuyv.sant tlie director to the I’liuej* of Orange,\ he .s.aid. : general of their niajesfie.s' imivinee of •Well, iiirle Wnxy,\ retorted Pieter New Netheriands. (i .ip’s faee was certainly very white). The doeuineut coiieliided. the gover- “\oii are not one of tlie Prince of t nor took Flip by the hand. •‘Now. ne, ' little burgher,” said he, “you and tli-' tiiirid say- I cried luy.self—afterward. e. oh, with yonz neck! Coim lip, whose novel position m ade him i tail as thick as your ndeeided as to w lietlier he was .stand ' m u st be friends. V^h.xt a soft c o a t y o u his heel.s, proceeded | haA-e. 1 w onder-if th e little sw eetlieart I Or.uige’s body guard, \1 am too loyal have sjiid and I Ii.ate Flip, a.- lie jiL i'll turni HILIM IRE, ■ T TA^ Removed to his A'A’Il' FTOliK in l/u PMITIIUXIK X X R! '-\'A' where lie is de.siroiis of seeing his old patrons and many new ones, Avlio are in need of Fine Tailoring only e(|ualled in the hirge.sl cities. TH E TAILOR. say what you you!” answered led his back on <’la ir v o } a ial E x iiiaiaiatioiiis. (’lairvoyaul exaiiiiimlions free by Dr. E. F. Rutlerru lil There u no suliiei-l tliat requires so much study and experi- eiiee as the treatment of eliroiiic diseases. 1 Tlie .astonishing sucecss :ind reimirkable ' eiires performed by Dr. Butterfield are j due to the gift of (.‘lairvoyaiiee, to the I long study of the consiitutioii of man I and the euriiig of disease from n.atural remedies. l.et those given u)i hy others eall for an examination, lie I fiii-cs the AVOTSt c.ascs of catarrh, scrof ula, piles, female weaknesses asthma, diseases of the heart, lung and kidneys. I Guarantees to cure Piles and no pay j taken until the cure is complete. I Will be at National hotel. Auburn, .Monday and Tuesday, July 2n and 21. Will be at the Franklin house, I Geneva. IVeilne.sd.ay, .July 22. Dll RurrKKWKi.i). licorn will see if we c.amiot find the. e skulking subjects of t’neir niajestie.s.\ Shaking in every iiiiib Flip led tlie mighty m.au up the ih'ere stra.-it as fa.r F n .-V li . ■nil-; W oui.u T iiekk is i:i t ONK CfUE, D k . H.AIN-K.S’ G olden S pecific . It can lie given in a cup of tea or cof fee Avitlioiit tile know ledge of the person taking it, ett‘eet,iiig a speedy .and periiia- iient eiu’e, wliether the jiatient is a mod- rate I’.riiiker or an aleoholie wreck- Thoutaiuls of drunltards have tieen cured av U o have taken Iheljoldeii.SiieeifIc in tlieir cofli't' witliont tlieir luiowledge, and to-day believe they quit drinkmg of their own free, tvill. No li.arinful eff’eet results from its .administration. I ’lires guaranteed. Send for eireuhu-s and full piirticiikirs. Ad(lres.s in conrulence, G olden S pecific C o ., 185 Race St., Ciiieinnati, O. I have ordered from Holland will be one-lialf as liandsoL-io. H.a, 1 thought you would forgive the jealous deputy of their high mightinesses. See, Flip, i S has come to my arms. I ry, but it is ovei' !;ow. It wiisn’t .a ering reception, was it. Flip? Il leis gone down on the records tjiat Governor Stnyvesani was received by the populace with ringing of bells ,and tho fh’ing of cyiuion, for po.sterity must never know diat be w;us not the most precious of the Great Ger- rit.”—Thomas Ficst hi New York Her- A F a t a l M istake. Physicians make no more fatal mis take than Avheii they inform patients tliat nen'oiis lieart troubles come from tlie .stoimieli mid are of little consequence. Dr. Franklin Miles, the noted Indiana specialist, has proven the contrary in his new hook on “ Heart Disease,” wliieli may he had free at Davis & (Ca sey's, Avho guarantee and Dr. Milc.s’ iineqiialed New Ii rccommon ileart Cun vliieli has the largest sale of any In ■emedy in the Avorld. It cures nerv and organic heart disease, short breath, fluttering, pain or tenderness in the side, arm or shoulder, irregular pulse, faint ing, smothering, drop.sy, etc. His re- storalive Nervine cures lieadaelio, fits. Bicycles. L. S toky . All kinds and pi-iees.—F. iring th atic une me of asth- irse'of the g periodically to this complaint in later years he neither paid much attention to it himself nor Avere his relations in fluenced by any apprehension of sick ness or danger. He spoke of p.ains in the region of the stomach, which he attributed jokingly to having talten too much cake with his tea.—Exchange. Swa^lluws Instead of Carrier Piffeoiis. An interesting account has appeared of an experiment made in the north of Prance in tl sting ae iment n n the training of swallows a then, human nature was pretty much the same a.s it is now, and ttie men knocked off, remarking, “No pay, no The clergy were .so busy running the county political machine that they didn’t have time to arrange the mat ter, and the finishing of the stalls was postponed from time to time until the trained by competiti present day. At last, however, dean pigeons. A brood of young swallows and chapter think they .see their way to having been taken from their nest in complete this Fifteenth century job, the eaves of a house, were first trained and are c;illing for estimates from wood | to fly from the ground to the nest; carvers. England is a little slow, but I then, by gradually increasing stages, she does get there after afetv ceuturie.s. | from Ronbaix to Lille, and finally from petition with carrier —St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The Wicked IJo.som Pin. As every one knows, in the early d; of Methodism a coasiderable degrei strictness was maintained in regard to Ihe Avearing of jewelry or costly attire. An eminent divine of th.at ehureli an amusing irieident. A preacher le to his new charge and was in in a Avoinan Paris to Ronbaix, a distance of 140 When this had been successfully ac complished a race was arranged over the latter eom'se between the swallows and some trained eai-rier pigeons, with the result that the swalloAvs came in winners by three-quarters of an hour. Tbs success of the experiment seems to reveal great possibiiites for the futhre of tills method of rapid communiea- and went out, slamming the door j UomTLa7d“and Water.' i miiieces.sary violence. Of eonr.se ! he supposed he had said .something which gave offense, but on making in- | quiries he learned that the woman left i (,\7een us, sh. I heard Gteneral Know- because “the minister wore a bosom )in.” The fun of it was that he had were no count. _____ _iollarseek—Ah, but you iven to the service over bad roads | made meestake. Genei-al Kuowall Edl say you Count D( and one dro immaculate tender conscience of t Wide Awake. 1 , deceiving the 3 good sister.— VFliiit It 1>o(‘s. 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