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/IT TJMES .1.' IMIH' ,i 1. 1 Niiiirn . I ii/iii-iimi : i \i \,„ >.M k I'M- •idicott, N. Y. r r «r »' i Mil 1 i J . UiOTO - I» HARMON It p , HOBSR O. M: BBEE» '••nnsylnuii ^ll.oeVa year in •. Cus^,and Foreign, $3.00 Subscription Hut. I N \ ' ^ ad'&nrr Ml min ' • 1 '\ 1 1 per year in ail><tm-i Entered as .se<-i>iiil ri .i— nm n r ».!»Wr 15, 1931, at the Post Office %t Kndimii N i \\'I-' Aet^of March 8, 1879 official r»ix-' i 1 \ - Village of Endicott ~7Tv HltBESifSttitor Til F( i!ii iKr II l ^lORSE. Advertising Manager THK !• MX' UBS, THURSDAY, DEC. 26, 1935 CHRISTMAS U of ! |. ;., ! h.- < I'f. ' 1/' I. .- I' • .iby is born great hopes stir in the minds - and nearer relatives for his future And • - are naturally colored by the philosophy of ' • se who entertain them. It must have been so .- time also, for prophecies were made concern- II m, and His mother stored them up in her heart, ding to the Scriptures. ENDICOTT TIMES, THURSDAY, DEC. 26, 19*5 ITS TRUE! ' m 7 By Wiley Padan There are those who think that a successful life must |pair of houseslippers to put in the closet, and another !>e gauged by its length They say \What a pit\ \' when necktie I'll hope she'll fergit' a man dies under seventy Well, Methuselah lived to he | ,,, , , , . „ , ., . nine hundred and sixty-nine years old. and that was the I - Ali the _ churches in Spudville is gonna have what the\ call \Christmas Exercises\ I have quite a little Christmas exercise myself, what with get ting a tree and trimming it up, and going shopping with Mandy and carrying the parcels. I will probably have to do a lot more, too, before the bills is paid But speak ing of carrying parcels that is at least one thing in fav or of giving neckties and house slippers. At least they aint heavy to carry home. The only trouble is that I'm ahsavs the one to git 'em and course, Mandy don't n't me go along with her when she bu>s 'em, so I just get in , on the heavy traffic The packages I carrj home CM - | .tains andirons, and skates, and small piannys, and su\ - | And of course there are myriads who judge the sue- [ ing banks> and paper weighlSi and such th j ngs . If Man . \ cessful life by the standard of possessions Thousands > dy ever takes u bowling and starts givmg bowling ball- i think the question, How much is he worth 9 \ is s\non\- 1 - only fact about him history records' Jesus lned but I thirty-three years! There are those who gauge their prophecy of a youngster's future by his parentage, birthplace, or so cial position. Jesus was born to poor parents, a carpen ter's Son, and their social position was not even sufficient to secure them shelter in the inn when His mother was in travail' The members of the Sanhednn later spoke of his birthplace and said \'('an an\ good come out of Galilee'\ And even His own townsfolk said. \Why isn't | this the carpenter's son 1 \ and would ha\e none of Him Rhythmic Thoughts'of a Housewife By Anna Printzlau Bowen SOLVED! Dear Editor- Well, editor, the day draws rapidly near when I will be expected to be fooled by pieces of rope disguised as cigars, and to be enthused about monstrosities in neck wear that I wouldn't be hung in' Mandy goes around looking mysterious and I have to pretend to be curious as all get out, and all the time I know I will have another New York, N Y .—\IT'S TRUE! that Ronald Colman told a magazine interviewer in 1928 that he believed the finest passible role for talking pictures was that of Sydney Carton in ' A Tale 4 Of Two Cities,' and that he hoped some day to play it,\ says' Wiley Padan. \Now after aeyejj years, he plays that very role\ for Mfctro-Goldwyn-Mayer Fl. ~ \ ' We need a new rug for the living-room, the old one is really a sight— A couple more lamps for the reading-room, the corners are needing more light; And the big easy-chair in a new leather dress—red I gue^J would be quite up-to-date, Indeed^ALL the things that we want for this hou«£ would take a full hour to relays: But—somehow, we don't like to make them the ones we'll ask Santa to bring— We've too many personal longings, for instance, a plat- ft inum ring, And wrist-watch, surrounded with diamonds—a new wrap, grey squirrel will\dq And, in case Santa's feeling real gen'rous, we'd like a new runabout too! But those things for the house—SAY—I know now— What a BRILLIANT idea we've had! We'll get them this year—everyone for * WE'LL GIVE THEM FOR CHRISTMAS TO—DAD' { % OUT WARREN CENTER WAY i I i'V. mous with the question, \How much has he got 9 \ Their only interpretation of riches is material possessions. Yet Jesus seems to have had no home, no wealth, no bank ic- count. Would you say He was poor 9 Would you say I friend Franklin I) hasn't thought of Why not maki fer Christmas, I am gonna resign as chief luggage car rier in Thare's free delivery service' And that gne.» me an idea which I wonder m\ He was unsuccessful 9 Nineteen centuries ago this babe wa.- born to lowly i*J§!-<- parents in a despised province. \ei today His glory •3S5^shines forth in greater splendor than ever before Men are friendlier, more hopeful, more gentle, more merci- -yi? fu\, because He lived. Every generation since His birth \'t,^ \has been touched bv the radiance of the love embodied in His life and death, and every' generation comforted by S' 1 . ' hope and faith confirmed in His resurrection. --'..It is true that we.ha.ve wrapped,much tinsej\ and rmfnt-rri t ha. nh^tmas\ Idea. \For that matter\ mt the flow of altruistic impulse and unselfish giving unleashed by the remembrance of His birth. And so ' »ng as that is true, there is still hope for a world that - ags of peace ^on earth, and good will among men, to in<~' ase the prac tice thereof WFA project out of this business of Christmas sh<>p ping'' Every community could have a regular organi zation of WPA parcel carriers just like Red T<>|>.- onlv they would be Democrats Just think what oppor tunities that would open up A community like Spud- \ilie could ha\e a superintendent, assistant superintend ent, cashier, assistant cashier, auditor, assistant auditor six stenographers, i twelve if they're especially good- looking), three messenger boys, a general manager and an assistant general manager, six inspectors, and three men to carry-parcels. Then af^r the holidays is over Then af tt other holy days: But we are still able to see beneath the |on the work accomplished and having it publisnea^n a | wi J, commerce and thru the tinsel. There is still a surging G. O. P.. MAKE HASTE SLOWLY <»N TOWNSEND PLAN! About as smart as the ann> .• cement of third party plans by the Townsend leader- the announcement by G. O. P leaders tha t the\ pr^; >se to fight the Townsend Plan Both groups of lead , r- show about an equal >'t- gree of obtuseness in r> U\\n to the facts. The*T\wn send advocates cannot ,1 '\id to forsake the strategic po sition they now hold w • reference to balance of power, and the G 0 P i- f •••:•-]) to make an announcement that is certain to Hr» >»• ;miagonism in thousands of loyal Republicans If Mr F.ai\! A . re really familiar with the strength of the Townsen! ihs in this State, and also familiar with the political . •unplexion nf the ran k and file of the membership of tim-^ clubs, he would be amazed at his | own folly' The \\mild-be intelligentsia of this State are as yet whollj unfamiliar with the real idea of the Town- send Plan, which i- amply shown by some of the argu ments against it. based on absolutely false premises! We venture a little frank advice to Mr Eaton and our other friends who now occupy positions of leader ship in the Republican party the Townsend Plan is here and will prf '/e its right to be reckoned among the strong est political factors in coming elections. And it will be a \actor in Republican primaries whether these gentlemen Surrounded all the place Why even Old Mis' Quince, herself. Will send fer Jones to pray When she starts dyin', which .-he does 'Bout every other day! I aint like her, but when it's time Fer me to pass away, I hope that Jones still preaches here And that he'll come and pra>' Hoping vou re the same. I am. BEN THARE by JAMES PRESTON ID less than three weeks, Con grass Y\ thre* at it have o right to make their posi- lion clear Karl Mark and his So cialist followers were never bash ful Everywhere one eoes nowa days, at each of the thousands of news-stands in big cities, he finds Communistic publications on open sale. All around the country, soap box agitators urge abandonment of again. The . protid Americas principles sad a of course be oratory and actio,, bUlst , ndi ctment on relief expenditures 1 So far the President has n( t book, which would take Sntil about July 1st. Then they could start a survey or' the prospects fer next Christmas, and so they would a' have year round employment And with all them job open, maybe even I could get one' Anyhow it's a gr at idea, and I think I will suggest it to Franklm. I wf tell him to keep it out of politics, tho, but to make ore all Democrats is appointed, with the possible e.\i • ption of the three fellers to carry parcels. Fellers w • .se party emblem is a elephant ort to be good at that anyways! ' 'ne of our young squirts wound town here named P. h kv Lewis got into trouble with the police department I discussed h,s program m this week. He was trying to drive his automobile with a w,th «•\\'• d \> blanket over the headlights, and our new police depart ment told him to take it off He allowed as how he wouldn't and the cop give him a ticket. So he says says he, \I don't care about your ticket. I won't go up then on account of I've got a lot of pull around here!\ And the cop says, \0 yeah? Well you ort to see what a pull I got,\ so he pulled Bucky out of the car Bucky makes a pass, and the cop takes the bid on clubs' Then the cop says, \I not only got pull, but I got push, too.\ so he pushed Bucky all the way up the street. Bucky was aw ful mad. He says he won't vote fer any of the village WraTrrtrpV'ia be short and snappy, but the same old signs preceding a hectic, busy meeting are present. President Roosevelt has said he would tike to limit legislation to two or three major bills in addi tion to the annual measures ap propriating funds to pay govern ment expenses One will be a neu CONSERVATIVE CHALI.EMJB trality bill replacing the present p_„„ ,u \n; u- ' . c. . , , h rom the \Washington Post temporary act Ship subsidy legis To,. ,,_).,, . . • . . . . , . 1 ne platform for American lation appears headed for a ton j„. f _ r .\ „. . . .. i \\. i . A j .i. •„ \ ust: T adopted in New V ork place on the list And there will much experimentation The industrial ists contend, therefore, that it is not only their right but their duty to take a positive stand against radicalism and so advise the great mass of the people -who. after all. will make the choice Once—we did not stop to ponder o'er the things Time would do, —When we were 'mongst the village folk who called I HOME, and who, Regardless of their choosing, made it's history day By*\ 1 clay— I But Oh, how great the changes now—out Warren Cen- | ter Way \It takes a heap o' living in a house to make it home—\ And u takes the old-time faces which our younger days have known, To make a place seem home-like, and we miss them so today -'• v. When we stroll along the hills and vales—out Warren Center Way ' 0, it's good to see the few still there we knew* in days of yore— And we're glad to see the faces which we never knew before, Still —they bring a hit of heartache, for we know that they must stay \, To fill the place of old-time friends—out Warren Center Yet—Tifnc ^J' is only doing the kingsji^ayp^'^&^^f And he wi 11^^keep on taking old^^lighbdrs, one by on more than a I \»•»«« iiiuicimeni of loose gov ernmental practices tolerated or • . encouraged by the New Deal Es e 1 1 1 sentially it ,„ a closely reasoned | outline ,t in a recent talk a, Warm KCTV&Uve f „ th wh Springs, Ga with his Capitol Mill liaison man Charles West ••ecretary of tho Interior fr«.«K,r,o . .. ' , , iresning r.nri encouraging in thi- Many who serve jn ( ongres» „ f _,; , ... , u i i , £ . period of wistful thinking and ar would like, a short ses„„n EarK dtnt emotionalizing next summer all nf the 4.V. hou,. \ To ^ ^ ^ ^ clearly expressed charter of rpgardle'.'. under 1 ° f < \ r,t,rism whlr \ may he directed t to particular points is |«th bored that put this police department in, and he win see to it that both of his friends don't neither' Well, editor, I hope all you folks have a merry Christmas and a happy new year. It's kind of a good thing fer most of us, I reckon, that Christmas comes J along once a year and kinda shakes us out of our selfish ness and makes us think of others. And it does if only to wonder what they're gonna give us fer a present' But seems like even in church they git a little more , . - _ _ T . friendly and in earnest about their job at Christmas time have it so or not It would be very sad indeed if l Se ems like they pray better then, too. Course, Jones these astute leaders should maneuver themselves into a l pray a ll right all year, but I notice seasonal improve- position from which they could not gracefully retreat, r \ \ J • - ..... and yet one in which annihilation would be certain if they continued to occupy it WE TOLD YOU SO! We are glad to give continued support to two princi ples we advocated in the Assembly race a year ago. ,,, .One of those principles was a flat license fee for all ple^wire ^Cars, and while we advocated a fifty peWeent reduqtioitfin the average, it has been carried still further . toy i^present sponsors, who urge a flat fee of $3. They would however, permit the continuation of a four cent tax ori/gas, which we do not favor, since it is a tax out of airprjiportion to the value of the commodity upon which it is levied. We would much prefer a five dollar license fee or even the original $7.50 we advocated a year ago, with a two-cent limit on the gas tax, limited by the con stitution, and with diversion to other than highway funds prohibited. ' ment in the deacons! But speakin' of Jones's praying I just want to say: I aint no sacerdotalist, Ner superstitious jay, But I confess, I sure do like To hear our pastor -pray. Now me and Mandy*s always had ' • '• Our family prayer each night, And we aint needin' no one else To tell us what is right; But when we're feelin' kinda blue, And skies is lookin' gray, It does our spirits lots of good To have Jones come and prayl He just kneels down and seems to talk With God right face to face, Until you think that Heaven has members and a third of the X senators have to start active can 1 paigns for election Th«' Presi dent will he doing the same thing Ali want t ongress out nf ,hr way by the lime the Repuhh. a, and tVmnri ni ir parties hnhj th'-ir quadrennial ronvi-ntion* • \I summer Industry tflr want- a ^.>..r ' session because nf iniprn\ < n #-riT since the demise nf anil i 1 - arbitrary regulation Businesi n plw-ays hesitant to art when Con phrasus nf this notaMe documi nt i« to realize by contrast how woe fully the Roosevelt Administia linn has failed to come to grips •nth the problems of the day Where the speeches of the Pr'-si dent go in for sweeping genera]i ties this indti-trial platform con centrates on hard-hitting precis ion Where the \e-w Dealers ai' customarilv ivasive nr *anctimnr musly self righteous thi* ringin\ statement is to the point am! flamingl ... , . . • — sincere Rv its very hon gress is meeting because of doul.t „ ty „ atujn(| fl ^ as to what Congress might do ing literarv D , ,. , , •\•'J'*' 1 which further insures its in But the short session aim mav , nuence as . contribution to -ui not be realized The AA A amend ,„ nt ^ dJRCUSf , ion rr.ents for instance are awaiting . Ae Rtatempnt ,„ op< , n , n exception on several counts is a a Supreme Court decision If pro cessing taxes are ruled out R>'< . „ r ,, , matter of secondary importance STVY^ l' 1 \ , li> V tP viU1 \hl'vmen t is the pres bill Taxes always consume t'me , nUtjon of „ we] ,. f , / and provoke oratory I , • - based partly on thorough knowl Among scores of other potential ^Z^oT l V°TJ:l r JS-i' A-ncan Msto^ and'in Urn*. KO0O..O00 0O0 farm moH, J^ty ^th^th gage refinancing hill, the \'-\>. I ' bronil _ . , I luiniimniy wim oom economic ™-„o~,™o~t . i Wa >™ theory and industrial conditions government-contract plan, and a T v„__ io „ v ;f j„„ ; in.*. _, _i.„ , , . I nere is a biting irony n the fact nt-mber of measures applying 1 • - NRA limitations to other indus tries if the Guffey Coal Act lives through the courts. Industry, incidentally is object ing to the interpretation put by some on the stand it took at the National Association of Manufac turers' convention in New York Business men who dropped into Washington after the convention agreed they had been forced inU- politics. They emphasized, though, that their platform was not anti- New Deal bat anti-radical. They oppose radicalism and any stray ing from s^und and tested princi ples whatever they find it. Sinci radicals in and out of the government are attempting to in fluence legislation and polities, the business men say they at least that these hard-boiled manufact urera have produced a state paper which in the field of scholarship far surpassed many of the \brain tmst\ utterances. The Supreme Court has h»ld that the federal government may not levy a tax of up to $1,000 a- g&inst those who produce and scl] lienor in dry states. It's chief rea son was that the tax was punitive and not for the constitutionally- stipulated purpose of raising rev enue. Fow LargMt U. S. Cities The four largest O. S. cities are New York, Chicago, Philadelphia. Los Angeles; ten largest In tba world are London, New fork, To kyo, Berlin, Chicago, Shanghai. Pari*. Moscow. Osaka, f-enlngrad. one; But—we'll keep on remembering*wfth kindly words to say— ~ Whene'er our thoughts go wandering out Warren Center Way. BRUCE- BARTON Sat* ic Can't Evade Problems A man haa ;ust been in to worry me about the children He points £ oat that taxes ire getting worse and I am getting older, and that it I set£_, up annuities and insurance trusts and do a lot of other things, my -^1 children may perhaps be better off - - , ^ r As far as insurance is concerned. I have been a booster for it all my life My father, who was a preacher with a large family, and a •mall salary, used to remark that he had \kept himself poor paying insurance premiums \ But the insurance premiums enabled him to sletp peacefully at night and, having seen us all through college, he proceeded to cash in his insurance and he and Mother had a good time on it during their last years How completely they might have spoiled their days and nights if they could have looked forward into the future Suppose they had known, in 1900. that this country was going to do a nose dive in 1929 which would be followed by the worst depression in history Suppose they had said to themselves \What a terrible ordeal that may be for our children and grandchildren. We ought to do something about it\ Well, they couldn't have done anything about it And, as things have turned out, we are still eating regularly, we have a dry place to sleep, and so far have neither applied for a dole or sought admission to s nudist camp I The changes that are going to come in these United States are beyond the imagination of any one to forecast. Our children and grand children will have to meet them, as we have had to meet the problems in our own lives What we can do for them beyond health and educa tion is not much I Self Reliant Are Educated President James A Garfield was asked^ \What is your definition of a college?\ To which he replied \Mark Hopkins on one end of a log and a student on the other \ Not luxurious dormitories or Gothic recitation halls, not rich en- dowmenls or mammoth football bowls, but a great teacher in persona] contact with his pupils, stirring their imaginations, stimulating their minds. 4 • Mark Hopkins had the teaching genius in the top degree. What the secret of his success? Answering that question in his auto- _raphy, Bliss Pefry quotes bis own father, who had bten one of Hopkins'' pupilss \Afteri beginning by„ asking the pupil what theiv text. was biography, Bliss Pefry Hopkins pupil \Aite „ _ „ r-r- » book said about this and that topic, the Doctor would invariably inquire, 'What do you think about itf It stole theJiearts of young men to hear such a man as he was plumping down upon tbem from his desk, a* if it were * matter of much importance, such a question as that^'It suddenly increased their own self-respect\ And Bliss Perry adds. 'To discover that you had a mind—narrow, commonplace, or ill-trained, perhaps—but a mind of your own, was a thrilling experience.\ ' * Many students graduate from college without ever making that dis covery. For them education has been twenty years of mental manage. They come into the world with no plan except to find a boss woo will keep on telling them what td think and da You can go twenty mile* from • railroad into almost any cross roads town and find men tad womta who hare leU-formad convlcUossi and operate their minds uatfcr their own staam; Sacfc folks, however ignorant of books, are raWsOW. We Make Them Like New-Straight and True Have your Curtains Freshened up for Xmas. i PHONE ^ End 573. 530 NORTH ST- • ri