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'JAS. c . Kim E UTtbrcoa ; T. CUCAWrORD, ]>.,W>UMCK yoL. 1. w A, Dm. O. W. H^snss i s tovisit Enrope Ikk •pring for ar mnnnier trip, in com- liwij with bis'dunghter. Hra.iE|iniei Bafgant. Thoagh fifty times better kMWU . in £nglftad as an anthor than la U a own eonntir, throngli the cheap npvinta of bis \Antoccat of the Break- fMl, Table,\ ho baa not crossed the oeean for fifty yean—not since bis stndant days. SiX'rEEK years a^ 5-year-old Johnny Foremnn , o( Beading , swallowe d on e ofihe fiTC-coraered little plaything s ebildte n call \jackstones.\ Conral- Bsons and partia l paralysi s followed, and to-day the boy—o man in years— Is a menta l wreck , not knowing even hi l ow n name . Physician s say that the •jack\ is probabl y pressin g agains t Betr e somewher e i n his body . , Aim, » < A TOUSO Swed e makes , a livin g in Bosto n by washin g dogti. He goes from hons e t o hous e i n the fashionabl e qoarters , and for fifty ccnt s or seventy- five, accordin g t o the size of the dog , gives the pet s thorongh baths . It is •ai d that the pla n wa s the thought of a well-known charitabl e woman . Sh e wante d to help the young, fellow, wh c was ou t of work , an d intereste d he i . friend s i n the scheme, an d no w he has abon t all the dog-washin g he ca n at- tend to. Mlts. SlAGnlE VAX CoTT, the evansel - Ist is noyr conductin g a series of meet - ings in Denver . To a reporter of tha t city she recentl y said that durin g the pas t seven year s sh e ha s delivere d 1,- 878 sermons , conducte d 5,091 meetings, spen t 8,440 hour s in churches , writte n 8,199 religious letters, brought 12,G67 •eekers t o the altar, traveled 71,270 miles, received 4,330 converts o n pro- batio n and baptize d 1,08G persons. She was bor n in 1830. StJPEBSTiTious peopl e must brac e T)p •nd do the bes t the y can in this dread - fu l yea r of 188G. It is a thorougiily Fri^y year. It cam e in Friday , AviU g o out Friday , and •will hav e fifty-fhree Fridays . There are four monies in the year tha t hav e live Friday^eacli, change s of the moo n occti^y^ tiinos Friday , an d th e longes t • short- est da y of the yea r q & c Y^^'^'/ ;«n Fri- day. There seem s t o b'-'J-j^ iip for it if Friday brinRa no wa y of changin&^o;>' ' I - ' M iss T udrsbv f received lor her memorial concert i one mornin g i n a very nove was invited t o a breakfast of ladies wh o had directed th e coDcert, •nd an omelette was given he r t o serve. On cutting it she fonnd tha t sh e really ha d before her the famoQ!{ golden eggs, tor the omelette was made of $20 gold pieces. A crnst of cotton separate d the m fro m the real omelette above them . It was rathe r an opulen t sort of breakfas t dish, and was worth $2,300. A connESPONDENT writes t o the Star, of Washington, that in North Carolin a Ihere is a raonntain formatio n very closely resembling th e Sphinx . It is called the \Pilot Knob, \ an d i s i n Surry County, in the northwestern part of the • State, inst cast of the Blue Bidge; its .position, prone on th e Piedmont pl^in, ;like a gigantic lion;? its bod y a t righ t angles t o the precipitous ridge, and with hea d reared aloft, a s if in the act of rising. The head is of solid rock, aeveral hundre d feet in height . The •houlders and breas t arc finely propor- tioned, and at th e distanc e of a few maes i t looks like a thin g of life andin- leUigence. It rises about fifteen hun dred fee t above the plain. It i s seen a t th e distance of fifty miles ; but as ye t n o railroad approache s it nearer than - twenty miles. P. T . B arscm says, i n a 1 etter t o the Philadelphia Newn: If the proposi- ' tkm of mv name aa an honorary mem- ber of the'ThirteenCIub will aid in the degTM in removing the ridicu- Imts and superstition which peaa enougb for her own nse, and paiC her rent, her store account, and fort^ dollars on her land. She has bougl' her meat for this year and paid for i In addition to this, she has done t1 cooking, and gone t o market with eg; and chickens. A n Alabama cotton giu mimnractu r has jus t shippe d te n of the mos t it; prove d machine s t o Itnssia. Theyar^ ' consigned t o Moscow, and it thought tha t the Bussia u Govemmc want s them t o experimen t in cott cnltur c i n the Blac k Sea provinecs. A G eoroi.v farmer , manyff whos. chickens went t o feed q;vh s^p hawk s trimme d a tre e so tliat little/remainc u bnt a tall atump , and on to p of this place<l A well-baited steel trap . Be- fore a bi g haw k brok e tlip faslcniugs of th e trap and ^cw away/ wit h it ih^ farme r had caugh t six owls, two hawks, an d a buzzard . T u e Presiden t i s credited with man y goo d thiiigs. Her e is a recen t one: There i s a bmy little ma n named Pope Hodnett , wh o poses as th e hea d of a mythical labo r organization. Ho waa a t the \Wlute House, an d a remark was made t o Jfr . Cleveland.- \Yes I sup- pose Ihcr e i s a Hodnett organization,\ remarked'the President . \Im t I have coucladc a ho curries it abou t with him.' Tin : r»cv. J)r. Jfaclnron, of the Cen- tral Presbyteria n Church in St. Paul, awok e and sjyn- a burglar creepin g into the room w«h a revolver in his hand . The Docto r reache d over the side ol bis bed, picke d up a smal l stick, and, pointing it directly a t the intruder , said: \Xow if yo u don't ge t out oi here Til shoot yo u dead. I would hat e to shoot yoii o n Sunday , an d distur b th e quiet of th e day. but if yo u don't start you are a dea d man.\ The burg - lar turne d on his heels, ra n throuali the hon30, and cacaped. 'oaper. SDBSCBIPtuiS MAY 8, 1886. ''RICITT 15 THE HOUSE. .. lover FOU'.. .\ntl she--mil.. Caw li: Anil fi3 it- Tlio checrf111 l>To Beneath the tnu«. Hki : !Ma>sty <vUocu Victori.i is no t partial to journalist s as a class. But her determination to exclude any- thin g in th e shap e of a newspape r representative fro m the recen t circus performanc e at Windso r Castle was frustrate d by one enterprisin g journal- ist, who dresse d himself tip a-s a groo m r.nd hold up paper lioops for the cqnea triennes t o jump through . Tliis daunt - less individual had a narro w escape, for hifl very literary-looking 8j)ccta«^ea did not favor thQ. impression tha t h o was a circus groo m an d wer e the sub- ject of royal suspicion and remark . littl e iJi I'ler llin fnnn brofith. ttlnvcil a sinilu iu which her t><'. / CouciueUlni; h HH witli death. nmjK'fi None Rhnll Hhaino hor-noiio shall Jilaino her, Since her lover cntro t.» claim her. • A ik I Khe (;U\O liiin heart uml haml; For tho angel that <U<1 hear h< r Where the f:«itfn of heaven htiUHl, Ever after «tai<l. im fairer Houl lia 1 reached that Nhin'n-.; lan<l. _ of tho^o who thninji'il t«> meet hor, Stn tohiny «mt theJr iinm to gr. ot hor. Th'To !»« Homo wh<» ^t H relaUi How they w irtli f«»r iio'.hinK sweeter 'Jluui tho hinlle «ave Ht. Peter A h she fntiTciI throuyh tho yiite. tpanatii* »n(l Ttielr Cost* the cost of electric ddl-be U system s fo r hous e or of- a reporte r for the Xe w <(I £Lr[tr€Hii of a deale r iu trument s jthe othe r day . -e n wer e S^Uo for a hote l . 5<I1».40 for oflice, store, *.20 for a dwellin g of te n for a n automati c hous e wit h eight indicators. <ie estimate was: An - bells, $200: 100 push - »ur cell-i, batter y and MO; lal»or, etc., $7R». or factory : Kight push-bnttorm. 5-2.40; •iro and lal>or, S^JO. welling: Annunci- ninc push-buttons, 1, $LT.(\; battery . K>r, $1M. For the . Annnnciator.-with hes, $32; battery , flections, $12; aix- ions, 'lectH ' \ aa s be- onv€ni-.aCe,** adde d aant. **As applied •s it i s of tw o sys- .md th e antomatic. .ces several kinds of most generally i n us e .t. It obtains its iiam« . ratchet-wlifel govern- so arrange d with a jiawl it one pull of the chain t-el one notch forward, of the gas-ways of tho gas- t line with the burne r gas- .iming on th e gas and at the throug h electrical connec- ing it. The ne\t pul l of th e IB the ratchct--wheel anothe r t tho gas i s turne d ofT. The iith'li^ * \t last 1 uav», won mvptoiim-l plain iKindantdiirers from th e othe r iu Uou W/A ?Hi/ou-Ji A««</. for I now comiauJHl I tha t It does not operate a stoji-cock, this vessel, lietter thau all. I have ha.lVv ! I,fit simply lights the K&a afte r it is revenge ou the captain, who wus a tyniuV turned on by tho ordiuar3- key. It M'ill vou shake hands with mo?\ espet-iaUv useful i n htor« s, or in tho \No. Your hand is staiued with u crime tiU'heu, wheretheratchet-bumer isno t exists in relation t o the number thirteen ^ < - ^ : I ah^ feel honied io being so pro- ^iTjp^oeed. In • my ;autobiography I dedi- ^ 1 ll^. eatod a chaptOT to JTo. XUI. and *:: • ^^wed by a lettm from my clergyman «what a fortuin'ato and honored ntunber H k . ItWliunrilatiogthatin thiamne-; . 'leesth c^twjtte sapentition stall lin- intelligeat, persona. No i!lib be faraged Friday for ffaii mest/ftffy ywa. I: • m in foU ao- •Miri^ joaraociety;!^^ •• i t triee ^^ ^ animtitira-ia . reg^ to No. J - Friday, br>sinythug ^ For S enatob I soai.i .8' Tjeantifnl six-year-old dangbto r is a stanc h Dem- ocrat , and Imrralied for Grove r Cleve- land , in spite of Repnliliean parents , all througl i the Presidentia l campaign . In Febmaty tb o President gave liis dinner t o th o JnsHce a o t the Snpremo Conrt . Senator Ingall s was invited t o it, with his wife. Jnstie c Field on that occa' sion told th o President abou t tho little Democrat in tb o Bepnblica n strong - hol d of Senato r Ingalls . Tho Prest den t aske d Mrs . Ingall s her danghter ' name . She told him it -was Marion an d nex t da y wa s amaze d t o receive an autograph not e fro m the White Hous e signe d Graver Cleveland, and a card wit h th e pictur e of the Executiv e Man sion an d the Presidents ^ntograph it. Tho note said th o car d and auto - graph wero for -littl e Marion, \ and added: \And I hop e that , in spito of her good mother , the y ma y servo to confir m ue r in the Democrati c faith.' Snbscqnentl y Mrs . Ingidl s took tbo child t o call o n the President, who gave her a privat e andience, kissed Marion , an d gav e her , as i t wa s nea r Valentine's day , the pretties t valentin e he had. Bo, of conise, Mario a is a more arden t \Clevelan d girl \ than ever, and sh e promptly named her pet cat Grover ; SrK.ucEB CABU8I .B camo into tlie Senate with the blind Chaplain ot the Honw npon bis arm, uys s Wubing- ton corrrapondent. Parson Milbnm, the noM blind preacher, who bas trav- eled all over the world, and who baa written lectures npon \What a Blind Man Sa« in Europe,\ i s a alight man ot medinin height,- with beard and hair of iron graj. Wilhonl yon were closc to him yon woold not aupposa him to 1 m llind, and the chief sign ol hi* blindneaa t o thoM in iha bwsk uate of tbs'^allery waa the manner in which he tdt his way to: tha^ front ct the \Hoaa with hit cme. FanoQ m- bin^ m C ^ U d of the Hona* n«uily My jeanliCO. .I^.WM Sti« •wiiy badt is the di^ of rraMMU He^ at tl^ tbM K Romance of the Sea. During a visit t o some friemlH iu Charles- ton, while (in a leave of absence from H. 31. S. Diana, Lieutenant Howard Gr.xn- \-illo fell in love Avith a dark-eyed girl of eighteen named Helena lliol. She was an orphan, liviug at the houKO of her ixmle, Alfonso lUol, who wiiH an Aincricau by Lirth and a Spaniard by dewrent. For some years he had heen a saiUng- ninster al»eard an anue«l l'uit«'d State-? Bch<;o:ier. where, hu informed Granville, be hud often been promised pr».»motion, bat wa.^ still negU-cted, which he ascribed t<» his xlM^nt- llo ii>ntnn<M>«l Oi^vi'ml |>«.r«:nnR, who had not l>eeu so long in the na%7 a s he, and vet had obtained phices above liim. •*If 1 were like some men I would be re- venged,\ ho ad«led, bitterly. ' man should always do his doty, whelher promoted or not,\ said the BrUbh officer. A fortnight later the schooner saileci on t>nr\-eving etiKjdition off the African coitst. lieleim Itiol uccompnried her uncle. Although she niul (Jnujvillo were lovers, there was a singular coldness in her tan- ner when they parted. The lieutenant often thought of it a !ter- ward. and imagined that the sailing-m tster had prejudiced her against him. A month later Granville's ship wa« or- dered to cruise for a slaver, which, i was reported, had lately been noticed of' the coast of -\fricn. In due time, parsing the Cape rdes the English frigate stood on herway to the Gold Coa.>«t, in the vicinity of the outlaw craft lindJast l>een seen. On the starboard side of the npi>er the captain was one day walking t fro, and on tho larboard side stood tenant Granville, now and then ghi aloft. Suddenly, from the yonng lookot 'a tho masthead cume the cry of '*Siul O \Where awav?\ shouted Granville. \Itight ahead, sir! About five mile necessary, and at the sam e tim e mate- rially retluceH the <-ortt and thoiKJs-sibii- ity of th e k^s being left escaping,? w here jhe bnrner s are Ruhject to tho nse oi \careless and ignoranti»ersona. Argand s are fitted both a.s ratche t and plain pendants, and they difTer fro m tho « om mon Immers only in having ar^tids Shi- \i-.aa;e l me t » take luy | j^tead of the common Imrners al>ove the stop-cock, i n regard t o ^oline \ ' [>endantB, any bnmer can l>c fitted t o ward hich deck > and >ieu- cing at The Ca|»tain seized his glass, and j ining npon the horse-block. ''She looks suspicious, sir,\ he s id to the lieutenant, as ho passed the to him. Granville bad an eyv'Uke mhAwi'a; he could see foitlier than most men ^n the water. . \Ay ay, sir, a sn^^icious craft,\ Ke re- marked,'after a brief inspection. \It seem* to mo she bas a familiar look, nlthoagh I eannot recall where I have seen her before.\ \She is not very low in the water, sir,\ •aid the captain; \bnt I do not like hot looks for all Uiat.'* GifnTille said he thought she had some- thing the appearance of im armed craft. \These sir, are not the days of pirates,\ vejoined tho captain, smiling. \Wby do fon think she is armed?'* \I may have l>een mistaken, sir, at so great a distance,\ answered the lieutenant, \but when I looked through the glass, I fancied I saw a port closed.\ \Try her with the colors, quartermaster.\ \Ayi ay, sir.\ And up went the union jack even as the which a British officer can not overlook, \And. were it in your power, yon would make a prisoner of the nn«-le of Helena riioiv\ ''I would.\ \And mtirrv his niece afterward^ -W hs Helena with yon when you mu- tined? .Surelv she is not aboard?\ \No; for she would hot have ajiproved-of the mutiny \ ' ' \ \ * • from the^nitt-^*^ tdid not even* hint to her of mv desiA , hut. long before its eiecn- tion.'l left ht^t Monrovia.\ Drawing tV voung ofccer further aft, !>eyond heari^ot the sailors, h e continued, \Promise me tVat you will not l«tray the character of thi^ vessel to your^captam? \I will give no Isuch promise. \Then you and I rfwU l>Qth c o Jo^-n m the same coffin.\ \\Vhut do von mean?\ \I can Booii explain. Mv craft is not a swift sailor, and she con'd not get away fn>m vour frigate. \NVheii I sighted the ship I kiie\»~I team not escape in Ibat manner. Hut I hoiH'd that the naral app^-arance of my schooner, and the exchange of one or tw'o signals, would allay your captain's sus- picions, and that he would then keep away from me. AVten my vessel's name was cpiestioned, I feared' that all hope was gone. I hoisted my signal of 'Lost,' which I had readv for such an occasion, still thinking that that might jKis-dhly sat- isfv vour commander, When I t»erc€ived that 'it did not, I resolved to scuttle my craft and go down with all on board—slaves and all—sooner than fall into the hands of your naval people. I saw you coming, however, I recognized you, mid I nsolved that you alone should get aboard here, for I wanted to make my projwsition to you. Sow, nil. I have to say to yon is this; There, by the after sail, is a good life pre- per\er. and 1 still give yon a chance to save youiself bv changing your mind, and also to make my niece your wife. I'romise me that if I do not scuttle this craft, yon will, when vou return to yours, inform your cap- tain tliat von fonnd my vessel and pa|>ers pcrfecUy nght ond lawful. Promise that, and 1 will send yon aboard when this Ijnef snuall pas&cs in one of my boats. You can then wed with mv niece amt welcme , as soon as you have the opportunity, for 1 know von l>oth love each other, although I will own that I did not a t one time like the thouuht of weilding her t o a Britisher, and endeavored t o prejudice her against you. \I refuse t o make the promise yon ask, oven for the sake of winning j-our niwe, who is dearer to me than life! 1 a m an English- . and a s such I stUl repeat that I would WM«Cff«l PhiUatlirojdifts. From the numerous carcnlarg whiti re floating throng U the matla, offexin^ onderfn l inducement s t o the jmhlisL- er» of cotmtij newspap^^ a perso n vrmtm A i-iStE excuse—th e irpdloKy cS » one-legged Tnirn _____ ^ _ . ^ ^ \ I t is more blessed to F^vethanio not havin g a \ practical knowledge of i receiro \ remarke d the Jiufdlist. the liusinesE wonl d infer that the pres- i -T he gam e i s trp,\ as the \bor Imnier en t ag e appear s t o be derelopingalarge ( siia irhen, afte r diBdmrpm g liith bar - cro p of pluhmthropist*. Scarcel r a i rels, the duc k fieir ot—-Varcrict da v pas^ tha t we d o no t i .^ire cir- , ^^^ respects the gentler sei snr- cnlars fro m mvcntor s of ^^ xi man . for instanee, can sch^es, which mv e m dcta d glowm p I ^ ^ „ ^^ ^ xllustrations of the grea t uenefitH -to i>e derived b y countr y X'ublishers w'ho -ivill transfe r thei r patronoKe t o them, and thus aid the m i n crowding out some legitimate Imsinesa institntion. I n s<ane instances thei>e philanthropiKts have Iti t aincrativ e busine.'^sf fo r the Fole j»nr- pos e of disenthrallinglhui»oorj»rmter . an d all for the love the y War him! Suc h is the manifest nifer»-'nce i o l>e dra-wn from the htgh-sonndiiig rircn- lars referre<l to, which are remarkabl e for their similarity, - no matte r fro m deliver j pins. XsrwAnE, iNew Jersey., lias jm an^ tobacco society composed of youn g ladies. That ia a giH»d thing. ITe hc^ ail th e yonitg ladit^ in llji t tow n wiQ give np*smoking-—Ilo^'.on i'offL The UTtToge life <if a locconaiire » tliirty years- I t mus t i»ain alocomo - tire t o know tha t it will nevta- be uld enoug h t o b e .i balli-t dnncer., ert m if i t iuwi th e necessarr limbs.—J'/iffc. 'A GE' 'jitiiA negr o re<H»ntlT butte d a wha t i«>mt tbe v emanate , or wL<.^ siR- 1 . ^ ^^^ a naturie thery Uir. Ther claim t o knew l^-F old tar Bi^ke. The oUier \e \Now signals, ] lel hoisted the Mme colors. T3>end iigb t b y electricity.' j \Wh'at ia the automatic system.* ( \I t i s tha t by which the g'as is lighted aj^d extingnidtici iTv'iii »«jme di&tati •jK)int b y button s placed in th e wall for that pu'rpose, an d consists of the auto- matic burner s an d the push-buttons, or keys, for lighting them . In th e au- tomatic tho electrii ily not only lighta tho gas bu t also turn s it on and off. Thi s is done by tw o i>air of t-lectro- magnets, one on «ther side of the gas-way, governing a n armature , which, bva lever, oi>orates th e gas-cock. Thus , w'hen on electric curren t is obtained throug h one of the magnets, th e armatur e is attractetl t o the magnet an d tho lever moves tho stop-cock and turns on th^» gas, an d whe n the cur- ren t of electricity is induced in the othe r magne t th e armatur e i s draw-n in that d^ection , thu s turnin g olTthe gas- Thi s system is no t adapte d for general ns e in a house, for in most places, as on the chandeliers, the pendant s are mucb mor e convenient, an d cost very muc h less, bu t in a few j.laces the auto- matic i s almost indispensable. One is th e fron t hall, l o b e lighted by but- tons placed a t tho fron t door, and also b y the chamlnir door, o r one in the basement , with press button s or keys at the hea d of the basemen t stairs and at som e convenient i>oint in the ba.so- ment, or one in th e sleeping-room, t c b o lighted fro m th e bed-id e an d room door, aro all luxuries whicli, afte r a<> customed use, become necessities tc household comfort. The ele trie burn- er s cost from $1 t o 53.50 each,\ natur the bette r how t o condm-t u newsjiupcr tha n do publishers wh o hav*'dt'Tot»*d a life-time t o th e businf^'J, an d are will- in g t o impar t t heir wonderfu l knowl- e«lge t o the fiat«mit y at leas tha n it cost the m t o obtain it! Xow, d o these wise i»hilantliropiBts conscientiously suppose fo r an instant tliat any ma n of business would fail t o see a t a glanc e throug h thn tliin gauze of prettTs e wldch the y ofTer, or t o tha t their api«»rent solirituJe fo r the welfare of the j-rinter ia only an ill- disguised Hcheme t o furthe r a ]»lan t o jint money i n thei r o-wn jMX-kets? The philanthroj' y dodg e iu .--otiie for m is frequentl y adopteil l o m >- ci're bnsinesi; by me n wh o fnxl t o mak e money as fast as the y wish b y legitimate methoJK. l>y plausible statements ihe y CK.*«ision- nfiv hoo«lwink a fe w into the belief tha t they aro sincerely endeavoring t o put money int o the 7JO<*kft.s t>f th«-ir t-us- tomer s instea*! of their ow-n, Imt an y bnsine.ss ma n wh o will examine inti> i t can clearly see tliat in thebuig ru n fZ-ri/ will hav e the money and thei r t-onverts the exj>erienc«'- The Jeady-jinnt line KtK'ms i-f lute t o have attracte J th e attention cif tlwst.' benevolent partie s mor e tha n any oth«'r branc h of bnsinti.ss. and thei r * lilKirate bnt sopliistical circulars no w f!oo.l ll.e country. Thei r st-hfrne shows \i-ut-e- ness,\ but, from the publishers' j-tund- 2>oint, ia fatally delertive, an.l in a vital part, paincly, the adverti«dng feitnre . The y projK»se t o give the imblishe r wh o will n^ e their sheets one- half of-*lip advcrtiKing recei}«ts each ! ^iTLtn, withb AiJirtH'ing t o foxiiish any 'specified quantit y oi limiting them - isclves t o an y amoun t of si^u e they are t o occupy. 'Here isanexcolU-uVwiPnr- tnnity. *'ihey can '-ut ''oiru the j^rir of adverti/H4'i'j and thereb y ruiu tha^ part of the bn'-iness '»f t?ic indivjjn* publisher, and till the pa-es fall t o th « exclusion of readin g matter . If th e publishe r remonstrate s he i«; rnvt with the replv—don' t yo u get half'i You can't object. According t o th e s -hemes of som e of these -wise philanthropists the publisher surrender s ont- hundre d inches or mor e of gof>d n'aJin g matter and gets—what in its pi. c«-V Ch'njt aJccriiifht'j si-aitart^l alloifr his pages in every con ct-iv able arruj c»f j»referr«'J position, an d a t the ei;d or th e mont h gets, perliap.s—if collections ore gtHwi, if accounts ar e projHirly ke]>t, if divis- ions ar e justly made, if no t withhel d could bav « the steer if h e killed i t i n tha t -way,** Btoiy 1 ottr commi^f t o see ^ chicken Jl/f/rcrff-fc. ^TotiiiE i s a g'HMl deal of r^Jigion J natxirc.\\ Bolemtily remarke d ^ youn g Al»erdeen cltTgrman «tailing tqKm * lady of his t-ongrecaiion rt\»cently- \There is** was the quitrt reidy. \\\Wc shoul d nerer f«irget tiiat ther e i s a 5-.ir- mon in -erery blade of gra.-.s.'^ \ i»iiile true . \VV'e should also remeUilM'i tha t gras s i s cu t very short mmetimt^. \ ~ A CTnzrN into an T^town drag stor*' and c.;Ued for a cimj»le of j'iU-S wh.i<-h h e h-B-alhijt^-d. \Ho w much?\ h«- a.-'kt^L \i-'irty renta, sir.\ •\Fifty cents ! hy» the druggirt on the lilor t brlo w nevt-r «-ltari;ed me mor e tha u livj'.\ \Thtai 1*11 mak e \em fo 1*11 drivo tha t man cut iif the busic if 3 IxaTe to sell good»- at cost.\—Ji XK-O 3tE2;. Tb'Tc c- «= a mtm-wbTMip rliiUuKi bxk itlttin, Hiim«'lr in* tmJ for*. T»'t«-TtTjl».*Jrh <u' r» luai, Uecaaau tiifv Liiuw h- n —I>s3tvaz<: Hreesi, Tlwr-'ri\*'aman. IntlltV^ la: n«>M''r I iisii! l>.' IttaaJ : Z» Bori* xuiil iiim —Bcsiim CuttritT. lyiFnxr.nPun^ Zn-Ksluna n (t--» li« wh o liiu» -given a dinner to him'—\\W is tiiat fine ttii>earii:g man over T the door r \ Host—\ I'ro L lio L« g l>iKtinguifcbed F.nrrli-hmau—\I lia» me t iimi, Lav * 'i\ t - 'jtfi. me &ee.- -v^^in k li'jf 1 pordim, dear tiir, fiir not preient-i.^ h^ brfore . The I'rofeasor is iro m lioston.\ J ^istinguifiied Engliwlmnm —\U I don't mind that . I t m kno w I wTTi oTer hCTe to fctuily liunumty in all it s conditions.'\—-^Tetr Tori ; mis. A roi'FifiH i s the only Annyma l that lun't got n o neti. Thtu-e ain't but one kin d of a fish in the \Wttria tha t lire • o n the lan J an d Flys romid in the air, , and that i s a -fisb-liawk. A C^Mlfiah iuu- i a. largo mouth an d my BundiiT pchocd ! Te««dierB got »large mout h tiHi. T-wo kid* got fiteing in the Testry tme day and one of e m quite a lot of Hare ottt of the othe r kids He d an d tb o Tho fdgnnls were hoisted and fespondrd lo, nntil the one qneslioning the Mnnger's name shot np aloft. Then there seemed <o h e some aboard tbo schooner—a lon(j cannd the quartermaster to n nal flag n p and down percmptocUy. -^cltKe a while BiKg^wilh«k..leltOT ri.-o.B-T\di«ttnctty 1 itliiraqi^ tiwvi^^ ot Bmter littii . of lltaniiti,' wk^'-wlM^ •tod««>Fi»teM III 11 mil It 8». .»ko' m:tlM ^iMAvm.'ia' on iMb^. I thtek; togii kir ilMr a o« tlM'^^'ol.'p^'eaea: .TM B» talB.' -Canghtnow . myflnefelkn:! OMOghtfoUr, yvte** b e leaUr hareJoM the aignal. HeanwidletlM lit. with I'aCap. I And \she may which now was do mv doty I>y reporting «ho chnracfer of TOV ciaft and her ciiplam.^ \That t» yxmt drtannmiaiop?\ \It My dnty before all other consid- erations.\ The slaver ordered Gnmville t o b e locked op in u room in the cabin. A few minntes later ho heard the loanng, mshing Mond of the water a s it po^ in- to the hold, and he know that Biol had scuttled tho schooner. The yells and rtirjeU of the poor chained sUves. dreatUal to hear, were soon snccoecloil by their gtUK- iinic'cries, a a the water rolleil over then 'Itothat storm the vesnel sank fast. Graa- viUe conid hear the men on drck making vain efforts t o lower a boat in time to save IhemselTea. Tho prisoner was fortonale enonr t to find an ix . He beat down toe door of lo . room as the achoOner was mabne her last ulnBse, and Hong himaell to wart the open iomSion-way. He einlched a ij-ire i^ar. whiST^th other thfags, was being swept ma t him, md to thU be clang. Tt. . Kmall had nearly aoae to leeward; SErt toMing ahont for JJ-e heavinc seas, the yoosg o«cer, with aboat half a doa^ oC the Mhooners mea wbo bad also clang t o aoating objects, wm picked np by the drifting entter, which, With diMeid^. had ^n ke|it from swamp- >,0<anviUe, d happened. Ueurg r Washinzlon' s Ids Jamp. When 'Washington was a Tonng man . in traveling along the npiicr Potomac , he stopiwil at an inn one da y anil in- •qniretl tho news. Tho landlor d told hi m the sensation of th o day waa a inmi>ing matc h for a wife o n th e estate some other iilansihle e^tcnse—<aie cent, or ma y h e two cents, i>er .inire, a-f his share'of thi s scheme, fan lie ? Of conrae not . He ha s houn d hiniwlf hv contract t o let \the pliilaathrojUHt fill hi s pape r fnll of advcrtis^neut s withont regar d t o character or ]'rice- Years of eil>erience i n th o Imsiness of newspaper publishing ha s couvinced ns tha t the true tcntj is fo r otci ^ ma n t o liny wha t b e want s fro m rf^slKtnsiMe parties wh o Jo a IcgitiMatr hujsiiir-sn, which will he a guarantee tha t h e wiTl , _— ^- tct ,,. Eetwhathepavsfor.andnote:T>ectliT hTW was that lattle Om?— som e hoou J^ocux t o get a gold dollar : yon thai d 'Onr I^athM who »rt, ^ of one of th e richest jjlanters nea r by . \ i g told tha t i t was open t o all comers Washingto n On bein g lh<nhal( a orile off, hel. wn: Imt^instfttl of wMioc lo ksr mwtn. awamd > aU omr' hat smM SSirSid yii* -d aail I'shiita nlMi^aM el<»Rer«a Maik-tiiti ttmw m trwe »eeovmt of what ted liw> •flerwanl ht had the |iainfal astsfadtertew IbeWviws » Snidy ad- hiM d I d Ua trntf. Th» twain «,».«••»- AII m M OmMlOulUm •VateaH* Mr. JaAmDnk tol d tha t i t wa s ojie n t o ishington starte d fo r the idace, an d arrived ther e jns t a s the jumpin g waa abont completed. He no- ticed tha t th o vonn g lady in qnestion wa s highl y please d with th o successful inmpin g of one cf tlie comiietitors, who had out<listanced aU th o others . A t th o elcso Wa-ihington .asked if he mi-'ht try his chanco : ho wa s told t o g o ahea d an d made'h y fa r tho hes t jump of the day. A s ho rotiime d t o th o crow d h e noticed tha t the yonn g lady's face had fallen, an d h e wen t np to he r an d remarked: \Yo u would liave pre- ferre d I had no t been tlio ono t o excel the other. \ Tho lady candidl y said thi s waa ao. Then aaid Wnsliin^n: \ 1 give my chanc e t o hiia,\ and he re- turned a s unknow n as lio came. Towar d the dose of th e Itovnlntion, this yonng lady, no w th o wife of a CoJonel of militia, met Washington, and on lellinR iier Irashand tha t alio had me t him before, he doubte d th e fact, and th e tw o went to Waahingto n to decidc it. -Yea,\ replied Washington, \ I aaw you r wife at the jumpin g matc h befon ah e was married , and I bcliere I wo n ar.*—\C^r/'.\ «'« Cleveland Laxda-. 'hnlftkle daafc. IkjOT wit h a tioofand ho th^ quit. A fish woul d look funny if ther had legs and could xnn.— Ilottvi t Iio» in litis- tun Itn-vriL 3InasTEB—^TTelL Jnj little one, an d so Ton wen t to\ chnrc ^ xeBterdav, did vo n J \ Littl e One—^yrth.tliir- \ Slitt- ifter—^An d do j-onx^emlier. iny ds.** •w liat i t wa s vou heard when vrni went tr. cihnrch jesterdaj!\ Littl e Om^ \Teth thin' Yo n thai d one of my little pravers, hut yo n didn-t thi^ the othe r onel \ Minister--\Ah , indeed l An d for BeventT-five cents.—i.'oci/onf {Jtl.) JournaL Swa-.Ini Tonsil*. Eve n if th o phras e \swollen tonsjls \ be limited i n meaning t o express only a condition of some duration, it does no t alwavs mejn the saire thing . In health the tonsil i s ver v small—S o smal l tha t some wh o hav e studied throa t diseases vo u didri t thav ' Xtnc I l»y me.*\ Min - fcter—\O well, my dear, Imt peojile dim't go t o tinrii h to deep, ron know. \ Ijittle One—\Yct h the y dn, too. My mother wen t to dm-p in church lath t Thunday.\— SomtTrUU JoicmaL cirsxur editor (to iar=nT f—\ howdovouliJteinviatiwr?'' Pa —Tirat late . Tim one I got werfc wasabigimiirovemfint eve r othe r one s yo u sent jne.* vo u car e if I wer e to Jirmt ^ _ ^^ mentr Farmer--SotataU.\ Edt —-\Allli^ rn pnliEah vmi r sta meiSt It mi^ the mean a of J ! creaKngiuTcirinila'aoninyou r nea r I k S^ Waa there a^fliec article that commendetl itst'lf to yoil Tatmer—-Xn. I V.aeve not\ i^ite ^ Then whv di d yon thin k ao-xmum of the laatiMney ratmer—-\\TlanaB the oop y I go t want-printe d m i Imt on e Tnmefer. LEs^srisis^ n liaaannaaj tf\-- ak t^nOle bazaar j^rt. I _-Iin .l l iilliHi iliriT * toflaatt^; <ih- t—tFiMMiiTSSS r.^« bo fro m removabl e causes an d con- ditions. o r i t ma y not . The on e gro^ of cases ma y be considered as thos e i n which much of the enlargement ia du e t o an excess of blood i n the tissues, an d the othe r grou p contama cases i n wHeh actual overgrowth of the ton^ has oc- curred . In the forme r casM ^ en- largemen t ma y diminish unff l the ton- sil, while atiU large r than proper , gives n o vet y grea t trouble. In the l.tt« the m^ experienoed observera do^ a an y treatmen t abor t rfjj^valrf the tonaiib y q O u ^ to^ia Ownatuzd atate of things, and partl y npon the in- dinfe^^ tSween the teng.\^ •aallin c of thetooails . the chromoitl T Ibeofinjon^rfM-xaoat nliriiete. Sheeaawit. atth«e»«t.a^ SSTaaaa »ote il»a two or^iie rww at the laat-taentioaed vane^.—Itaiv- kood. • • SEtaffleaof liTt!. ^ akM ioaH^ira W!j ioltoa area. . CUMnai-aValc. \Wearevjnyelad to aee a protes t agsinat ^ aoi^ :^ cHUnsfalnarwith waier,\\ mbib * we t brndiin areidnefbmrihratow ma I iiiiwiMl»niiiirTi aw ^eSa^^mmmt
