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^:^:. W$ r NE#ARR GAMTtE, WEP^SPAJ, PROBER 16,1907 3S Notes About Town The output of antoniQbil#s for. 1908 is expected to'be 50,090 carjj as, against 45,000 huyde this . .yea*. These figures which, are said t o be a conservative estimate, were announced yesterday by the management • \ of the American 'Motor Oar Manufacturers' -Association:! whose members will-be .the chief es- - hibitprs jn.tlie (3-rand Geritrftl Palace' show beginning Oct. 84. With this, prospect in, view automobile business , will be good in. 1908, • And we'll-bet; Jirriltora secur.es his share ~pf the; • business.. X $£ K M Yes, it must be a terrible thing » to go. through life without; your limb; but you must remember i t will be re-* ,etbred to.you in the next world.\ ''1 fenpWs i t will, mum, but dat don't enoourage me fer it wus cut off. When I wuz « baby h' it 'won't come widin a couple of foot of de grenndi\ -r-Life. •*\••* ••£-—*-—---~*^ Hiram H. Edgerteh, the well known Rochester contractor who built j the Public Library building in this Viliage5 has been nominated for the office of. .Mayor of the pity of Rpoh- ester. Ha has served for several years &s. President of the Common Ceuncil in Rochester juid has held other im- portanCp^littoris in the J c£ty. \\; There has been a . good deal of rain the past w e efc,, but except in the way of harvesting some late crops it has: not interfered with the farmers. Now -that jhe season is Over and fawners; '• ^are jhaving: a chance to take account of • theyear's^worfe, they are finding Put. that it *as nPt such a bad, pne after all, •. Some crcps- have been: light, . while Pthers.have beennnusually heavy .andTlEe. prices, prevailing, are very fair. Onions, for instance; have been a very unusual crop. We have heard of one man who expected 800 bushels from his three acres, and instead, was able to haul away 1800 bushels. After all, the year has not been a bad, one on the farm, while perhaps npt up to soma seasons pf •unusual jr'pfit. When the -farmers have g'ppd erpps and- sell them at gepd prices* it is an indication of continued ..prosperity throughout the country; With business as good as it is, the occasional flurries among the speculators in Wall street dp not cause any great ahx'e'y among the commonc^eotile. The business Of this 'country was never so good as at-present*, and there is apparently little reason to suppose that it will t be otherw/se for a long time to come, with_farmers asprosperous as they are. *•.\.\'' is 'is i* ••-•;,-- » ,, We notice by the Palmyra Courier that the br5cers<of the Palmyra Agri- cultural Society haveeonQluded .not! to publish the names of the prem- ium winners at the ..recent fair'In! that village,...-'We.beiieve in taking 1 that actibn-the stqoibty has made amis^ .take; The publishing 4*f the names of all premium dinners in the Palmy- ra papers after the fair, each year, fias beeh the best single adversisenjent that the Palmyra Fair has ever had* and that action has madempre friends .for the fair and brought it rapreex- _ hibits than anything the. association * has;ever^dpne J It j s a mistake there- fore, 'to- discontinue the practice,\ We have long urged upon the, pincers of th^Newark Fair the desirability of printine the names -Of the winners, but it has never been done in.Newark, There is nothing equal to'it to help promote interest among the- people in the exhibits. \ • • - We neterWith rdgrofe tho soripuS4l ness pf Mrs. /Carrie A. Bennett, pf Lyons, deputy«-cpunty treasurer.- Mrs, Bennett has been cenneoted with the office \for a long time and by her care- ful methpds df dping the wprk and her .cpurteeus treatment ef . visitors at the office, has made many' friends among- the people throughput the county who have occasion to visit the Treasurer's effice. Her many friends hope for complete and speedy recovery. Promotors of New.Road Look , Ground Over. President Ralph i>. Oiliest, of .the Buffalo, Rochester & Eastern Rail- road Ooinpany, with-a;party of direc- tors and stockholders in the company looked pvei the route selected by the engineers for the hew railroad that is being promoted, tp run from Buffalo tP-Troy,. says the Demborat & Chron- icle. ,.' •> . . ' As the^party 1 proceeded along the| highway from Tfoy, Mr; Robinson pointed out the proposed routs, the red markers placed by the suiveyprs being plainly visible. • The rente- parr aHels. the New fork Central lines at on average distance of twenty .miles, passing-frarh. Trby, through the city limits of Albany, thence south of SbheiiBotady, through Rome, £Ttica, Syraeusei Rochester, Batavia, t o Buf- falo, • Toiiawanda jahd Suspension Bridge. „ ' • Orie of the party said that the mo- tive power of the road would be steam, and that it could be double track all the Way* He aisp-said that the) Rochester station Would be within a 3?lpQk,,;of. Jhe .New Xofk Central, star | tienv Its exact location-was not giv- en out. ,•..'. The Buffalo Rochester & Eastern Railroad Company has been inc'orporr atedandis now makng preparations to apply for a. certificate and charter frpih the Fnbilo Service CommissiPn; It expbpts; to meet the ooppsitiph of th.e!.„SftW. YQXH .Central and', other parallel lines, It is set forth that the reportedfreight congestion on these lines is a gpod argument in its: favor. . ' ... The principal offices of the- com-! pany are i n Rocester, althpugh all the .bfiioers and .dirbptPrs reside i n Mass- achusetts. The route goes through! about 175 postbffloe tpwns, spillages and cities, -expects tb get.a large: ameunt of way freight; though com- peting with the existing iines for j^hrough-freight'P^'-^-^ ; ~~~ ~-~— FINDS HER HUSBAND MARRIED. Wolcott Worrtan Gets Surprise When Hubby Is Found, . A dispatoh tp the Tribune frbih La- Porte, Ind., says:: \Your husband is married,\ was ^the..wording of a _messaga__senf. toi night t o 3tfrs„ G, V\. Woodard, of Wol- cott, N. T. who has been Conducting \a search, for Mr.. Woodard. He left her several years ago t following her confession that she had ceased to love him. The lapse of years caused the bid love to return, ,. ; and not knowing that her husband had obtained a divorce, Mrs. Wqodard^asked the aid oi several police departmeiits in the search. Tb- day 'Wbpdard was fpund in Michigan City, Whbre he is-' a highly respected citizen. ' . , Mr. Wpodardsays that after his wife disavowed her love for him he brought action and was granted a divorce, and afterward married again. \I too s have cbkBed to. have any love-fbr-.my first wife,'' said Woodard,' f and she is- free to wed anpther as far as I am: ebneerned.\ OPERA HOUSE. Favorite Receipts and Suggestions For Housework. BYGAZETTC READERS. Receipts For Brown Bread.— i ear Chips. T-r-Chocplate Puddlnjf.—Chocolate Saiice,—toaf Cake.—^Frjed Cakes Wltbqut Esrgs.r-Popoyers. [This; column will, be a ..permanent: feature of tlje Gazette if bur readers will, co-operate by sending in,receip|s of vari- ous sorts pertaining to house work. \Ve prefer to :pi'int the names of contributors, but will omit them 'if desired.-^EdS Gazette.] From Mrs. C. P. Clark. BROWN BREAD. -^One_pint_butter- niilk, lacking buQermilfe' use bne'p.iniT spur rnilkandBke tablespoenfnlbf but- ter, lard orjdlrippings, three-quarters pf a cap of melasses, two ewps of graham, flour, pne cni> of white flour, pne heaping teaspponfol ef soda, one tea- spqpnful baking powder, one teasppphr f ul of salt. -Pat in a warm jalce to rise fpr thirty rnjinites4li*ke a tthp'ar. PEAR CHIPS.-^-Bight peuhds pf thinly-sficed haxd pears,. ; eight''pounite sugiar, four lemone.'the grated rind .• al-. Juice of two, and two pealed and. out,| in small-bits, two- ounces ofrgreeii gingef-ioot, chopped .very fine or pounded,,(bhe-hab? boi.bf orystalliied.i| gihger. if preferred.) . Bpil twenty minutes, pour into jelly-glasses, whbn- cold cover withjparafihe, Tlie sliced pears and the sugar* in a] ers, should be allowed t o stand oyer :mghtr~\'..\'\'\\\ ' \BusteriBrown\ and other good --Attractions' Corning. \Buster Brown\ and Tige with 4o fther Gornediaiis at Sherman 6pera ; House next week Tuesday Evening, Oct. 22nd. •Sytaster .Timmie 'Rosen and all score coiningin\IBuster'BrPwn\. Buster and his dog pal -Tige tobe presehtedin a man- ner that will delight the cockels Of every small boy's heart. \Buster Brown,\ which cornea to Sherman, opera House hexeTuesday Bverjing,.jOct. :22nd, is-sajd tO; be even funnier than Ontquli's famous cartoons; Gartoon plays as a rule, are are unholy * horrors, but this, dramatr ization of Qutcalt's creation is. bne of those exceptions which prove, the rule. To say that Buster and his-dog, Tige; are as funny as they are in the pictures isn't: steetdhipgthe truth a little -bit. One of the, most attractive scenbs is the one in] which Buster jabbefsrFrencb like anative. Master Rosen's accent is a delight. Jack Bell makes'Tige a four legged masterpiece instead of sending all facial expressions to thedemnitign howbows. Tige, with a single roll bf his rjght eyfobalT, declares, :\The world is to thousands arid thbns- ahds oLyoungsters Buster and his caninel pal are quite as Teal and far more imr pprtant than any of the heroes of Mother Goose. Buster's papa -and mamma ate just about as. important in the play as they are\ in thB pictures, that's to say, they are there lay members of the Spanfc ing Trust, , Mr. anorMrs. Sherman witnessed the , at the National Theatre in Rochester Snday-EyeBing, and pronenneelt better in\'every Way- than the excellent perfor- inance they gave^erb last NovembeK The scale of prices is the same as last season 3Sc 50c 75o and $1,00;- and the sale of reserved Beats will begin Saturday mpmingj Oct. 19th, at Rogers' 'News Store. Not mPre;than ten tickets will: be Sold to any; ow patty. A special train: will.run from: Marion, returning after the curtain falls. From Mrs. Mary A. Bay. CHQQOLAlfe* PUB-DING. -Oream M. chp bntter aiid add gradually ^ cup . sugar. Beat the,:' yolks bf!.. two- eggs \until thick and' lemon colored and add gradually % : cup sugar. Obm- bine mixtures; ahd_ add^ }£ cup riiilk, alterna^aly Wltli m cups of-flour inix- ed and sifted withthfee teaspoonfnls baking powder^. then add whites- pf two eggs, beaten stiff, 1 ^squares melt- ed phpcolate, M teaspoon salt and J£ teaspoon vanilla. Bake i n angel cake pan, remove from pah, cool sligtlily, fill cavity with whipped- oream, «*eefc» ened,' flavored and pour around. OHOCOLATi SAUCE. ^Boil 1 oiie' sugar, ^oup. water with a few grains cream- of tarter, ^-squ^fe chocolate J to the -consistanoyiof a syrup. Elavbr with % teaspo'on' vanillas- A Phenomenon. ,-..*. A negro preacher chanced to make use in the course of his sermon of the wbr^l '*pfcenoihenpn.\ At the close, of Xh& meeting one of his. congregatlbni asked .the. meaning of the word.- The! preacher put him ott until the fpnow- mg Sunday, when he thus explained^ \If yon see a cow,, that's not a 'ptiev nometton.' If you see a thistle, thatjj not a 'phenoniehoh.' AndTf you\ see a bird that sings; that's not a 'phenom- enon' either, But If you see a cow sitting on a thistle ^ahd singing like a birai then'that's a 'phenomehon.'\ TO TOXINQ.MBN. Be firm! One constant element. In luck Is genuine;- sqlld, old Teutpnlo pluck. ine *he names of these Scotchmen that they may be handed' down, to genera- tions yet to be as examples to them that come af tea them as patriots, every ihch'bf them!\ The sergeant, looking a t his list, said prbudlyX \Michael Doolan and Patrick Mur- phy,'sir!'-' , ' . » !'H« Knew Only One; A teacher had been telling her class bf boys that worms had beepme HO numerous that thfcy. destroyed the crops, and it was heeeasaiyi torlmpoit-j the Enfelish sparrow to exterminate them Vl The sparrows, mratifiiSfifl-vers: fast and were driving away pur na- tive birds. Johnny was 'apparency Inattentive; and.the tjeacher, thinking to catchhhn!] napping, said: . . - \• \johnny whiQh is worse, tiKhayst- -worms or sparrows?\ . \Please I never had. the sparrows.'' See yoii tall shaft It felt the earth- L *> • quake's thrill, Clung to' Its base and greets the sunrise Stick to your«,alm. The mongrel's hold .. -^wlll slip. -. • .' ,. . But only orowbara loose the -bulldog's , grip. Small as he looks, the'Jaw that never ' yields ' Drags down the bellowing monarch 61 the fields. Tet In opinions looto not, always back; The wake is nothing--inind the coming j jtjac^i- - - ' ^^ .• . -, . „ „,. - .—_.— lieave what you've : done for what :j»U' .. >liave to do. Don't Be \oonsisfent but be simply tTUBJ ^Oliver Wendell Holme*. An Easy One. A teacher was giving a lesson on the_ drbulatlon of the blood, Trying to make theithatter, clearer, hesaldj \Now; boys. If I stood \On my ^ead the blobd, Sate~iavv+*<» you know, ,wouM run lnto-'t^.-andl; - \ ' should.turn redInjfho fScb.\..;^' . r \\Tes; sir,\ said The boys. -\Thennrhy isilrthat While f Hnf| standing upright in the, ordinary posi- tion the blood dpesn't run into' rnyj feet?\ , • • i A little fellow shouted, \ 'Cause* yer feet ain't empty.\-7 From Mrs. J. B.> Port Gibson. LOAFiCAKE.-T-Whites of t\vo eggs broken in a pup, fill half full of but- ter, fill cup up. with sweetmilk.^ Put in a mixing bowl, then add 1 oitp sug- ar, 1J4 cups qt flours 1 heaping tear spbpn baJsmg'. powdbr, 1 teaspoon ex- tract. Stir ten minutes. Bake i n hot pveri. FRIED'CAKES WITHOUT EGGS —2 cups buttermilk,\? cups ef sugar, 1 cup of soar oroam, 2 feiaspoons soda, 1 teaspffon of salt, -^ nutmeg. Pry in hPt, fat. The most ihterestihg story of jreal- Western life tha4 has ever been pat in play form,.' entitled the ' \The County Sheriff\ will bepreaentedat the'Sherman Opera House on Friday -Evening, Oct. l-8thi It is delightful in its humor and- sti»iiig in ils ailven'lUrb, while .'its rb- irSarce cannot faiitodraw sympathy from the coldest audience, The east is ah ex- ceptionally- good'one containing such names, Louise Priee, Wayne Lyter, John Graham,, ,E..Oi Sogers, etc. A massive preducttion is cairled- Mrs. Fiske's great play of \ Tess \ will. be at the Sherman Opera-. HouBe this evening. And none, should stay away, with the prices of the best seats i n the Orchestra at 50 cents. The company is the original cpmpany except Mrs. Fiske- tas'hot a part of it and it scored a great i \hit\ in Buffalo a Bhbrt time since. OHANGE IN MUSIC METHODS. Enormoue Tax on Mental Vigor and Nerve of Modern Musician. ..When «a compare the thtotohed, delicately—constructed—*phrets—and- olavlchords with a mbiiern grand piano we can only exclaim In astbn- lihmeht, \What a. change Is there!\ If we could have heard Faderewski give what was considered difficult mu-' sic in those times on such an ancient musical box, noting what outlay of strength was- requisite, and then hear the .great artist In the \Sonata Appas-' sionate\ on his concert grand, we ^fhuhia^B^ven^ure-aaltmlshed^at-the^l cohtra^t between the physical endur- anc5 required In those days' and the \ modern: Standard nf pnwer. Not pniy Is :greater strengtt required'of a per- former, but, as Francis Mbrt'bn points sat la the Musician, as a consequence \ bTtHefnbreasSd rangb of- tone of which a modern jilana is capable the expres- ., siye pWer,cf piano ntusip' has^beeK vastly augmented, making prppprtibn- ate demands on the mental Tdgpr and nerve force. In addition to.the tax pn ntuseular strength. - , Advertise -ht/pui? Want Golumn, ' Sta-Ks Five Cent Vaudeville Moving Pictures made a great \hit\ at Sherniap OperaHouse last week. ^Friday evening the House was packed and pleased. > Manager Stftrk -has bopked a return en- gagement Pf one week commencing Monday, Oct. 28th. The prices will be but 5 cents for any seat in the houses. i • Deatn of WMllam N. Wllmer. • - ... New York, Oct. IS,—Tfews was M- icelved„in,^this,city of the death of William N. Warner, at his opuptir- place J \Pla!n pealing,\ In AlBerhiarle county, Va. -He waB-a memher-af-the New York city obard ot education, chairman of the executive committee of the normal college and a memlher of the law firm of Wllmer & Canfleld of this city. The Roosevelt property atiPine iKnot. iVa., was? purchased of •Mr. Wilmer and: he had entertained SPresiiient Roosevelt and family on seV era! occasions at \Plain Dealingsi\ Mr. Wflmer was also a close friend of Mayor MpCIellan. He was a Dache'lpr and while In New York lived at the Marlborough hole}. Mr. Wllmer\ was the youngest son of Righit Hev. Joseph. Jp. B. Wihner, formerly bishop of Louisiana. Engineer Got Severe Sentence. From Eiila J. Burgess. PQPOVER.-^t 'cup of rirh milk* one egg, 1 cup bf flour, a little salt, beat 'together thoroughly; first'\ffls milk and: flpur, then egg and salt; fill buttered cups half full; bake in a very hpt oven. It's All In the Seasoning. \Orvilje and Wilbur-Wright, inventors pf the flying machine, Hv„e in, Dayton, '0.j whet-e they conduct a bicycle fac- tory. Art aged 'Irishman^ a faithful employee of theirs for a number of years, was absent on account ot'.'iH-. •ness, Orvllle ^frlgmV-a basket o n -hia arm, visited the siick man and left with him some dainties, inclnding beef tea. In a week br'twbtll5*THshma\^wp' -back at work. Seeing-him at his postr]'TSSargtverfherr Mr, Wright asked him how he likedlila beef tea, • ''Shure, not a bit\ said the old man; bluntly. \Why beef tea |s« delicious if you heat it and add a little salt and pep- per.\ \Well sor, It may be good thot way,\ said Johns \but I'pufc'milk and sugar toit.\ ;. Plenty of Specimens. \And what did my little darling, do .In sohooi today?\ asked mother^ \We had nature stu&».and it i*:as: iny turn to bring a spechnen,\ said, the> boy. ' ^ \That was nice. What did you dp?\ \I brp^ght^'-cockTOajdr^'a-bpttie,; and I tpld teacher we had lots^more,', and if she wanted X would'bring one every dayi\—tadies' Home JTonrnal. . Nate,—Add one ponnd of raisins tef the receipt for Prune Conserve ialastj week.'s' paper. Y; P. S.C.E. CONVENTION.. Western Mew/York Societies fomeef in ' Bafayla/ The Western:pivisiph ef the NewTork State. Oliristian EndeaVer Opnvehtion will be held in Batavia,bh. Friday and Saturday, October 36 aHd 28. T3h Mpiiday and - Triesday pf this' same week cenventions are to beheld in. Malpnb for the eastern and northern part of the state and pn Wednesday and ThnTsdny a t Cortland for .tho cen tral part. Ml the counties west Of Yates will contribute to ,the Batavia convention and it is expected that it *will be-one of the large=fc gatherings of its kind ever held in this part of the state. There will be a splendid line up of speakers. Ampng those best knpwh are Mr. William -Shaw, of Bostnn,- General. Secretarvjf the United .H'oni- \ Jimgrneer TM-ui'ia^^t^neus,;=roTnier-\ y? of the Wab>t& railway, was sent- onepd at Sf.\ Thomas, Oht, on Thur* day afternoon by Chief Justice • Meredith to six months hard labor for disobeying the rules Aug. 24, 1006, 1 Whrereby twp lives v?era lost. S*atue of General, Sigei Unveiled. Ah- etjuestrian statue Of Qeh;eral Frans! Slfcel will be unveiled at River- Mie drlvb and, 106th street, New York cfty, on'.gaturday, Governor Hughes •will deliver the chief :ad'dress and there will be s, parade of troops and German societies. ety Of Ghristiah Endeavor; Rev. G; H. Hnbbell, Field- Secretary of the Ohio State' Union; Mr. Don O. Shel- tpn, Youhg Peoples' Secretary of\the American Board of .Missions. The f ollowing offlcera and, workers: of the State- Uhioh will be oh the pro- grain: Bev; R, T>. Hbllehbeck, former state ^president; Rev. W. T. \Edds Ifield secretary; Miss. 0race h. Jones, Junior snp'erintendeht; John R. Clemens, state secretary; and Rev, Elliot Field, former field seoretafy?' The music of the convention will be in_char*ge of Prof. W. S. Seeden, ividely - known as the author-of \I sixrreader all;\ With the aid of the large chorus choir npw in training it is planned t p make the singing, a feature oi the eonvent-ipn... : Mthe local Committee has been at work for -some woeks in preparation Lfor .the gathering^ ^The--dolegation veil! be self entertaining, . Acccmoda- ; tipns have beep obtained! a t private- homes a t the very reasohahle rate of 60c Tor lodging and brbakfast. Din- mx and snppor: will be provided by ehe« of the local churches 'at '36c a raeal,. The ^eeretary pf thb Batavia 60^ehtios_cjmumtieJ3^_3Mx»- Wilbar Buck, i s already redeiving registrar tion.s and it is expected that a large number* pf .the Endeavprers will avail themselves of this opportunity to afc- .tehd state convention. Tho-railroads ;have granted special rate; of one fare and a\ third. - - Man's Heartletsnest.' There is ndthitag like the heartless- ness of a man. There is a certain pret- ty Uttle bylde who; Is just coming tp kripw fha£ Shfc rell out with ~5ev newly acquired husband the Other day. : I forgbt quite' ivhat It \was- about; hht It setftrfe to v me he had said things about a. hew gowh of hers; At any rate, life wafe no longer worth living..: She shut herself i n her rooih and crlea tUl her head ached. Then she\ \bathed her eyes<. brushed a .fluff b.f powdjer over her red- aiid swollen nose and call- ed icily to her fiusband:\ \Fred said she; 'fprfag me a spoony please. I'm going to take poison.\ \Yes ¥ \ dear,'' answered the--heartless monster 1 rom° Below: \Db you want a teaspoon or a tablespoon?'' -stadles* Home Journal. They Were Agreed,, \tack of edueatipji is a great diraw- backj'Farmer Jcnes,\ said the'summer boarder. .--. .\.' , ,., s \Ain't it?\ replied the fanner,: \Why there's men conies Out 'here; who are fifty years old and never saw corn planted^' * ... - 8hould Leave It to the Lord. A gentleman residing to a small -town—TCcentl^lpst^is~wlfe^nd?~lh7 deference to the last Wishes of the deceased, the remahra 'werercremajted. Bridget Flannigan, a former .servant ih the'family, heard of her old mas- ter's trouble, and called totconsole him. \Oh; \wlrra wirrai\ she. cried;, rbek- ^tog he|self to.'and fro. \Ah' yer poor lady iscdead! Sure ah' It's miserable we all are, for* a more blissed sow? ft'iver lived.\ , - • • \You .-are very kind to say. so, Brld- •g§£L*._..t.t. ! \ __ _ \ .'_-• \Arf ye had 'eni burn her 5fp7' \Yes; she was cremated.'f \Och the saints presarvp us! Why didn't ye leMhe Lprd tend to that?\— tlppincctt's. - . The MWdle^'Age*. . . _ EUa^I have beerrTgdlng ah article on the chivalry of the middle\ ages; Stella—I think .there.ls something in'| the idea. I have always found that the middle aged men were more apt to offer me a seat in a street car than the. young fellows were. Entranced. Boon after-hir first haBy was porn his wife went Upstairs pneeveningand found him. standing by the sidb of the: crib and gazing earnestly at the child.; She was tpubhed by the' Sight, and: tears filled her eyes. Her_ajnns stole- soffljraroufid his nacfc as she rubBed her cheek caressingly 'against his shoulder. He started sli'ghtiya-at the .touch. • . \parllhgr*\ her i -Tnurmurecl dreamily, \It Is Incomprehensible to me hpiv they can get up such a crihsas that for 99 cents/' . KnoWn by Hie Friends. A forlern lbnklng man was ^brought before a magistrate fer drunkenhess and disorderly conduct. When asked what he had to say fbir himself he gazed pensively at the judge, smoothed' down a remnant of gray,hajr and said;; .\Your honor, 'Man's inlninianlty. to man makes countlesB thousands mourn. raj net as debasedSas Sfl?lft> as profli- gate as Byron, as dissipated as POe or as debauched as\— \That will do.- •Thirty days'. And,? officer, take a list of those names and run 'em in, They're as bad a lot as he ; ls.' r -4l,lppincprt's. How to. Do it. \In a family thereaire five children, and mother has only fpur potatoes. \She wants to give every cjiild an equal share. What is she going to do?\ asked the teacher. » Silence reigned. Finally a little boy Ktclaimea: . .\ ''Mash- the potatoes, sir!'' The Noble Jwo. In a^Seoteh reghheht the' colonel In cKatg^^Baa'fhe'opQbn of changLng thS: time'.honored kilt and ragged bare knees fbr trousers and' up to date> uhl- form. This; ordeV^as to go by a ma- jority vote of the men themselves, and the sergeant was sent on a friendly -canvass.- ,- - ,\~'~' -'- — \•'-\' --~ -; —On-his^wtnrn with the llgt the- ctito- nel Inquired: \Weil sergeant, how many men have: you found so false to the, traditions of their race that they are willing te wear the hated trousers ef the Saxon,?\ \AM except two, sir,\ \Cowardly sons of Bonnie Scbtlandl''! exclaimed, the irate coionetf \And nnbiei —noble twei Noble twp! ..Tjaieito the. costume of their proud auges'tors! Give Had the Real Thing at Home. Simeon I'ordi the New York humor- 1st. tells of a little girl who constantly •carried with her • a big wax doll he JRecently there arrived in the household to which the little girl belongs another youngster. Dur- ing the afternoon following this In- teresting, event Mr. Ford chanced to encpunterhls little friend eh' the street \Why Marie,\ said he, \where's yeur nice dolj?\ Whereupon the little one elevated her nose to an unwanted an- gle and! said: \I dbn't have any use fof', wax.dpllshow; We've get a realmeat baby at eur hpuse, and that takes up all my time.\ Perkin Warbeck's Paren' King Edward^asked-prince Edward of- Wales what he was studying, and the little prince said, \All about Perkin Warbeck.\ Asked who Warbeck, was, he replledf \Ho pretended he\- was- the son of a king but he, wasn't He> was the son pf respectable parents.\ His Fighting List. ... Mike sat.busily engaged In copying the names of the/male population' of the immediate vicinity. His good wife, noting the apparent industry of heft lord, asked what he was doing. \Begorra an' it's wroitin' the names p* the mln phwat 01'kin lick, so Ol am!\ he exclaimed. A few minutes later the w,bmah put On her shawl -and went to Pat 6'Lea- ry'sjhumbie hprne, jrhere she inform- ed Pat that she saw hi? name was^ on the, list. ' ' Without waiting to- don his cbat, O'Leary sallied f prthln search bf Mike, who wris found still ongagod at thp list, . \Mplke said- Pat in a tone that sounded like the thunders of heaven, \they say as how yez air makln' a llsht b' the felleys yez kin lick ah' thot me name's bh it\ \An\ sp 'tis;\ retorted ,MIke< \But rist yer SPW!;\ exciaimed Pat, shaking his fist clcae to Mike's pro- bbflolft \yez can't do it!' \Thin Oi'll- scratch yer Same off, said Mike feebly, ahd he continued; adding to the list. Not Frightened- by the Warning. \If such a thing occurs again, Marie, I shall .have to get another servant,\ said the lady. . \I wish you would, madam; there's quite enough work fpr two of us,\ was the reply. How to Teach Sister'to Swim. ',_ • F. Hopkitison \Smith palhtbri/authorj: engineer und prbfessibnal optimist says he pverheafd a ccnversatlon Be- tweeh two ,Boston youngsters, selling newspapers. '!Say>, Hariy, w'at'3 <le best way to; teich a gMhow,to ww\fa?''^asked4he4^- younger one; \Dat's a cinchi First off ybu puts your left arm Under her waist and you gently takes her\ left hanB\— \Come pff; she^s me sister.\ ler nil de dpei Evidently His Mother Raised Chickens, The teacher recited to her pupils \The Landing pf the Pilgrims,\ after which she requested each ojaejtb draw from his or her imagination a picture of Plymouth rock, One little fellow hesitated and at length raised his hand, fWell, Willie, what Is it?\ ' . ''Plea!se, ma'flm, do you wan* us to drhw a hen or a rbosterr' * ' ' a \\Sovereign\ That Gout Only One Dollar. Dr. ©avid: Kennedy'a RE'avorite Remedy,, of Rbndput, N.^T.,, is a \.Sovereign medicine for nervousness, • 'Rheumatism, Kidney and Liver com- plaints, and alFthe Ills peculiar to women, It drives tho ppispn from the blood; and restores the patient to the j bloom of health. Ybtt Will never re- gret the exchange of one dollar for a! bottle. > \ Card of Thanks; We wish to thank -pur* friends and- neighbors, the Bantist Chiirch and Sun- day eohool, the third graded the Union school, the MpraC()mpainy and emplnyeesj for their help and many tokens of sym- pathy during otir recent bereoveiaent. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Whitmore. , . notice.- • - Floyd Probasco has PBened a furniture i repaTr Shop over Williams' grbcerjiv wnerehe is ready to .repair all fclhdeof! furniture. 3lw2 Notice. .. /\ v - Special prioes on qwilts, biankefsand jpictnws'at VV. B. Rpche's, 20^22 West •t-'iiicn street. ^31feJi _ Read the \Want\ ads.- ^ Send the Gazette to a friend. •fTTTyy^v- A Handsome Stylish Strit plays a v^ty important j part in the mafetagrttp ;Qfthe-*J*wentietn Centtiry Man. , Whife ft is truethaf 4' Man may be a perfect Gentlemen dressed in in iU-fittirig, pctorfy made Sjutt pf Clothes,, tKte S/Srfd ^1 bV sure to misjudges him* A good Suit of Glbthes is sure to inffuence. the,; first yerdjet oi, opinion rendered s concerning a Man, .^ We fully appreclafe these points and are always in step with the times, ; f We're €toHiiers of Tdtfaiy In'eur Fall anU' Winter Suits are in? oorporated every knack and trend of Fashion—they're Masterpieces of We've SuiiJBiioiJhe Smart Dresser, afld Quits'fpr the Conservative Man. . We'veYpur-guit I , - - • ' . We wantyou to feel a,t perfect liberty' to call* look at and try on as many |_^Suits as you like. We'll be pleased tb show you, ... - • • -, ^U^-J^- You'll be as well pleased with our prices as with pur Suits, but it's the Sui| Jhat tellMhe story—-not the price. E E Elliott & Sons e Th'e Home of Good Qothes. 21-23 E, Union Street*' Newark, Newjforfcr 1 i s ^ - -7 - <-* i s DgPOSIT YOUR MONEY EST THE of NewaA, New York Comparative Statement of. Deposits and Loans and . Discounts DEPOSITS $171,600.00 $303,7Q,p.0d ST- -* - - - •. $396,600,00 $4l7 a 40ChOO - )89S^-' : — 1901 1903 I9Q5. LQANS ADD DISCOUNTS S86iaoq.oo.. $212,900.00 $363,100.00 ,roo:oo, \QQT $5^8,200.00 D. P. SMITH, President FRANK GJOtLOGK, Cashier BYRON THOMASi Vice-President E. F. GARliOCK, Asst. Cashier '\ BANK' m WAYNE -*-?i No. 10 Main St, Both 'Phones. Now is tEe tiine to pptyom- plants for winter. Visit our Crockery I).epartoent r -a-large variety of-. Jardinieres frosi 15 cents tip. ; fflowsr JPote all sizeSj Xiilly Jars, HalSging Baskets -and Trowels ft) \get the plants up. Tpilei Sets, Lamps and Dinner sets at bargains. - $ ' • « -..-- ' ,Gi^cery.Departmeht^Corn Make and Egg-tO-See,. . 3for25cefit^, ... ¥.<2T We-Have Semm^mi^ which we offer FOR SALE-AT COST ' they'consist of Buggies, Sttrreys^ democrat Wagofiis, v , ^ Few Lumber Wagons* v They are allNe#-|ijd Qean^d>rr*6ffered at- T V. — Bargain Prices. Nforth Main Street,
