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THE NEWARK GAZETTE, WEDNESDAY, SEfTEMBEE 4 X imt ,_ -«j!*-i~ f I No Advertisement in This Column for Lest Than 15 Cents. WANTED. milk buslnesa to.peddle milk in Koohes- W ANTED-TA married man that undorBtahds nrilk buslnesa' \ ~ ~ ' ~ ' tor. R. H.AUertdn. W ANTED—Man to work at setting up -Slicing Machines. Apply t o G. H. Mills at Slicer Factory next to Stevens' Hitch Barns. |2l!vl ANTED—To loan $500, secured, by mort- „ 8 office. gage on real estate. Address Loan, this Sotf W ANTED—a 0U0 bushels of fall apples, at highest market price. Cash ondellvery. Wayne County Preserving Co. ?„_ W \ =r *ANT£aD—By steady and reliable, loan. To engage bv the day, week or month tor fall season on {arm, either general work.fruit or stock. Address Box«, Wattans.N. Y. » aiwsp \I i; ANTED—For U. S Army, able bodied un- VV married men, between ages of 21 and 85. citizens of United States, of good character and temperate habits, who can speak, read and •write EngUshi Men wanted now for service in Cuba. For information apply t o Becruiting Officer, Sherman opera house block, Newark, N. Y. lowso F FOR SALE. OR SALE—Two second hand Bed Cross parlor stoves in goad condition. 2Stf TTtoiTsALE—Part of the property cjrner of »J? East Avenue and Williams streets consist- ing of about 65 feet fronting on East Avenue, inclndtug barn which will make good frame •work for house. Or will a 11 iBStead our resi- dences corner and reserve the above men- tioned lot for our own use. Inquire of J. C. Siller. Srtwl F OB SALE—Bakery, wholesale and retail. Particulars, E. Sterner, Binghamton, N. Y. >— 21w0p XjlOK SALE—Desirable furnished cottage, J 1 Sand Point, Sodus Bay. Terms easy/ . Avery L. Foote. Newark. N. Y. lotf TMOR S4LE—On easy terms, or to rent, house - \J? and lot No. 36 Prospect street. Impure of Q. E.Schuman. _ lotf Inquire of Chan. W. Htath. is Wi-sF Mapli- Ave Utf . y . .. . \For Sale\ -ant .. ' sign-cards, at the Gazette office. Price, 5 cents each. Ntf feorge es F OR SALE—Building lots. W. Htath. It W.-st Mat F OR SALJE-J.Llu_ikaL-' \\Faint\ -' J \ •* ITIOR SALE—Part® has a scholarship in the P ^International Correspondence School of Seranton which will be sold at a reduction if taken soon. Inquire at this office. tf F OR SALE—Several very desirable building] Lots pn Grace avenue. Prices l\w and terms easy; Those contemplating building in near future will please look them over. For particulars call on C L. Vanlnwagen, 51 Grace avenue. Wayne-Monroe Phone 70. 49tf F OR SALE—House and lot, 14 Grant St. In- quire at 16 Churoli St. 47tf MISCELLANEOUS. ~ .JTlBE AR&A^ES-T starrer slipper, BeltT glove J. and clothing cleaner on the market at Kohlers' cash store, Newark and at Mrs. Par- kers' store. Port Gibson. 26w-6p C ARPETS CLEAN'ED-On the floor, by dust- less prooess H. J. P-trson. 25\v*3 E XAMI&E our Stoves and Ranges before buying W. B. Roche 20-22 West Union Street. 22iv4 ' TO RENT. T O RENT—New double\house well located, all improvements. Inquire G. W. Muth's office. 26wl T O RSNT—House at No. 1 Prospect street; all modern improvements. Inquire on premises. P. 9. White. • • tf What the College Incubatoi Did For One Modest , Lambkin, tCopyright, 1902, 1903, by Robert Howard Russell. 1 One Au- tumn Aft- ernoon a gray-hair- ed Agri culturisl took his youngest Olive Branch bj the' Hand and led him away to a Var- sity. Wll bur was 18 and an Onion. He had out- grown his last year's Tunic, and his Smalls wen? hardly on speaking terms with his Uppers. He had large, warty Sands, which floated idly at his sides, and his Wrists re- sembled extra Sets of Knuckles; When he walked, his Legs gave way at the Hinge and he Interfered. On his Head was a little Wlde^wrfke with a Buckle at the Side. Mother had bobbed his Hair and rubbed In a little Goose- Grease to make it shine. The Collar that he wore was size 13, and called the Boilo Shape. It rose to a Height of a half-Inch above his Neck-BaiTd. For a Cravat he had a Piece of wa- tered Silk Ribbon with Butterflies any of tl'cse l\j \,L (jeoivie times try to shoot their Pink conversation at me I'll toss tliem up into the Trees and lef theru hautx there. 'I'm the Gazabe that Put's the Shot. Any one whQ-catt trim a' Policeman and clmcE; a Hackman right back Into his own Hack and drive off with him doesn't ask for any sweet- er Tapioca than one of these-Gaffer Greens. The Ploughboy who is muscle- bpund and The Not In the Army After AH. A Methodist negro eshorter snouted, '•Come-up en jlnede army' ob'-de Loha.\' ' \ 'Ts-done jined,\ replied one of the congregation. \Whar'd yon jine?\ asked the ex- horter. • \In de Baptls' chu'eh.\ \Why chile, yon ain't in the army! Ton's In de navy.\ CABEIED A PAPEK TELESCOPE. Wilbur had his Money tied up in a Handkerchief, and he carried a Paper Telescope loaded clown with one Com- plete Change and a Catalogue of the -Institution showing that the Necessary Expenses were not more than $3.40 per Week. As the Train pulled away from Pe- wee Junction Wilbur began to Leak. The Salt Tears trickled down through the Archipelago of Freckles. He want- ed to Crawfish, but Paw bought him a Bos of. C/MC&erjttck and told him that'if he got an Education and im- proved bis- Opportunities soine day he might be County Superintendent' of Schools and get his $900 a Year just like finding it. So Wilbur spunked up and said he would try to stick It out. He got out the Catalogue and read all of the copper-riveted Eules for the Moral Gijidflnee of Students. The Curridffum had him scared, He saw that In the next four Years he would, have to soak-jip practically all the Bjuowledge on the Market But he was cheered to think that if he persevered and got through .he would be entitled to wear an Alpaca Coat and a Lawn Tie and teach iff the High-School, so he took Courage and A Wardrobe In a Hat begsm to notice the Scenery. Grandfather De Voe is an artist who Wilbur was planted in a Boarding- appreciates fine millinery. His young] House guaranteed to provide Whole- ttnarried daughter, however, was prac- i-some Food and a Home Influence. Fa- Iticlng domestic economy when a hat,, ther went Dack after making a Anal m beautiful creation in real lace, ar-' Discourse on the importance of learn- [rlved for little Elise from her devoted to S most everything in all of the Books, {grandparent, whose eye had sur- j Nine Months later they were down Rendered to this bit of baby apparel at f* De P ot to meet \Wilbur. He had tthe moment he saw it in a department written several times, saying that he fstore. could not find -time to come Home, as \That hat 's entirely too extravagant ! he was ln P<wsult of Knowledge every Hose. I'm out here to give the Corn- fields a Touch of High Life. It's about time that your Chaws hud a Glimpse of the Great Outside World. Any one who gets Fussy about the Color-Combi- nations that 1 spring from Day to Day will be chopped- 'up and served for •Lunch. To begl|n with, I'm going to teach you and Mother to play Golf. If these Mutts come and lean over the Fence and start t o get off their Color- ed-Weekly Jokes we'll fan the Hill- side with them.\ * \What do they teach up at your School—besides Murder?\ Inquired Fa- ther. \I thought you wanted -to be County Superintendent of Schools.\ \I've outgrown all those two-by-four Ambitions,\ was the Reply. \I'm go- ing to be_on_Jhe-_El«-vear-fiestHParr-- — •WTSaTBaore-could you ask?\ (for this family,\ remarked' the young [mother. \I'll take it back and see , liwhat I can do.\ Minute of the Day, and If he left the Track, Knowledge might gain several Laps on him. It looked reasonable, A few days later the grandfathei k to °- for tbe future Superintendent of lealled to see the baby In the new hat 'Schools had spent $400 for Books, $200 \Do let me see bow she looks In It,\ £o r Scientific Apparatus, and something 9te said. \And how did you like It?\ j llke S 60 for Chemicals to be used in the \Very much, father, thank yon. They Laboratory, [gave me two bats, two dresses, a' When the Train' suddenly checked Isweater and 39 cents In change for it\ —Youth's Companion. Barbaric Superstition. Although the Maoris of New Zealand bave made considerable strides In civl- SlzatJon to recent years, some of their (barbaric superstitions survive. One of the most persistent is belief In the \tohunga or tribal medicine man. His patients sometimes succumb to his energetic methods of treatment. The •latest case \of that sort comes from j (Walkato. A sick girl after having been Immersed fn cold water for some hours : was beaten with sticks to drive the dinky Cap evil spirits out, the \tohunga\ after- about the .•ward gripping her throat to prevent their re-entering. She died next day. Itself, to avoid running past the Town, there came out of the Parlor Car something that look- ed like Fitz, on account of the Pad- ding In the Shoulders. Just above one Ear he Wore a Send the Gazette to a friend. A Live w ire Every nerve is a live wire connecting some part of the body with the brain. v,They are so numerous that if you pene- trate the skin with the point of a needle you will touch\ a nerve and receive a shock—pain it is called. Aches and pains come from a pressure, strain or in- jury to a nerve; the more prom- inent the nerve the greater the pain. When the pain comes from a large nerve it is called Neuralgia whether it be the facial nerves, or. the heart, stomach, sciatic 'Of other prominent nerve branch. To stop; pain, then, you must relieve the strain or pressure upon the - nerves. Dr. Miles' Anti^Pain Fills do this. \I suffered intense pain, caused by neuralgia. I doctored ana used vari- ous medicines without getting relief tintil I Began taking Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Mils. Tbey did me more good than all the\ medicines I ever useA They never fall to cure my BeatJaches, and their tise never leaves a&y bad.after-effects;'' • MRS. WM. BECKMAN, 957 W: 4th St.. Erie, Pa, Dr. Miles' AntlrPaln Plll» are told by your druggist, who will guarantee that the tlr»t package will Tjenertt If It fall«, he will return your money. 25 do««, 25 centt. Never »old In bulk. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind LOOKED LIKE FITZ. •&•• U4 5 iM~(«£*-n , size of a Postage S t a mp. The Coat reached al- most to the Hips and was buttoned below. The Trousers had enough ma- terial for a suit They were reefed to show feverish Socks of a zigzag Pat- tern. The Shoes were very Bull-Dog- gy, and each had a wide Terrace run- ning around it Father held on to a Truck for \Support. Never before had he seen a genuine Case of the inflam- matory Rah-Rabs. Wilbur was smoking a dizzy little Pipe from which the Smoke curled up- ward, losing itself In a copious Fore- Iocjtt-jgtot moved gently in the Breeze. Instead ^E-af€oIlar, Wilbur was wear- ing a Turkish Towel. B» bad the Har- vard Walk down pat. ^Wlth both Hands in his Pockets, the one who had been pursuing Knowledge teetered to- wards the Author of his Being and said, \How are you. Governor?\ Father was always a Lightning Cal- culator, and as he stood there trying to grasp and comprehend and mentally close in, as It were, on the Burlap Suit and the Coon Shirt and the sassy Pipe, something told him that Wilbur Would havo to Switch If he expected t o be County Superintendent of Schools. \Here are my Checks,\ said Wlttrar, banding over the Brasses. \Have my Trunks, my 'dblf Clubs, my portable Puhching-Bag,, the Suit-Case and Hat- Boxes sent up to the House' right away. Their drive me -Home by^Jhe Outside Boafri'\6eeaU6e , I don't want to meet ail these Yaps. They annoy me.\ \You'd better git out of that Big mighty quick If you don't want to be Joshed,\ said his Parent. \Folks aroUnd here won't stand for any such fool Regalia; and If you walk like a frozen-toed Hen you'll get some Hot 8hots or I miss my Galkilatlpns.\ \Say Pbpsy, I've Been eating; Raw Meat and drinking Blood at the Train- ing-Table, and I'm on Edge,\ said Wil- bur, expanding'his Chest until it bulg- ed put like ft Thornton Squash,. \If That very week Wilbur organized a Ball .Team that walloped Hickory Crick,' Sand Ridge, |and Sozzinsville. He had the whole Township with him. Every Cub at Pewee Junction began to wear a Turkish Towel for a Collar and practise the Harvard Walk. MORAL: A Boy never blossoms into his full Possibilities until he strikes an Atmosphere of Culture— The Story of a Rifle Shot. Perhaps nrf~ene-taiows,'T>r \ever will inow, how -much In the Sponisli-Amer- Icnn ttjir u single rifle ball accom- plished toward bringing the conflict to an early close. It was a sergeant of the Ninth Infantry who fired>\the shot, at a distance of more than 1,500 yards, that nearlyseyered the left arm of General Linares .from his- body and gave the supreme, command at Santi- ago to General Toral. Sergeant Mc- Inarney was the most advanced sol- dier of the American forces, and took position in a tree. Beyond, within the breastworks, he noticed an officer upon a gray horse, apparently making an inspection of the entire line. Though the order had gone out that day that no firing should be indulged In, Mclnarney drew a head upon the horseman and brought him down. Later it was 'learned that the ser- geant's target was General Linares, regarded as the best of Spain's fight- ers in Cuba. Toral, a commander who was anxious for a speedy termination of hostilities, assumed command, and a few hours later Santiago capitulated to the Americans.—New York Tribune. A BOY TO BE PITIED* God help the boy who never sees The butterflies, the birds, the bee8< ( ' ' Nor hears the music of-the breeze . When zephyrs soft are blowing; •Who cannot In sweet comfort lie •yVhera clover Islooms are thick ant high And hear the gentle murmur nigh Of brooklets softly flowing! God help the boy who does not lenow, Where all the woodland betrrles growl \Who never sees the forests glow When leaves are red and yellow; Whose childish feet can never stray! For such a hapless boy I say— When nature does her charms display— God help the little fellow! —Nixon Waterman^ The Sun a Foreigner. \Sunset ' Cox's most successful sally at his opponents in congress was his resolutions against free sunshine„made when there was a fight on against low- ering the duty on coal: \Resolved That all windows, sky- lights, Inside and outside shutters, cur- tains and blinds, shall be permanently closed, as also all openings, holes, chinks, clefts and fissures, through which the light and heat of the sun have been allowed to enter houses, to th£_p£eJiMiice-uad-tejtnT'O^TnerTfBflous' \Would It be awsking too much, sir, to 'nve you repeat your horder, sir? J cawn't think I 'ave It right, sir, f know.\ \Two eggs,\ said the American sad- ly and patiently, \one • fried on -one side and one on the other. More oppressive silence- and another and ialnter \Very well, sir.\ This time \he was gone still longer. When he returned-, his collar was un- buttoned, his hair disheveled -aid his face scratched and bleeding. Leaning over the waiting patron, he whispered beseechingly: \Would you mind tyking boiled heggs, sir? I've had gome words'with the cook.\ Ready For the Next Customer. \My rubber,\ said Nat Goodwin,,de- scribing a-iTurlfish bath that he* once had In Mexico, \was a Very strong man. He laid me on a slab and knead- ed me and punched me and banged_ me In a mpst emphatic way. When It Was over and I had got up, he came up behind me before my sheet was ad- justed and gave me three resounding slaps on the bare back with the palm of his enormous hand. \ 'What In blazes are you doing?' I gasped, staggering. \ 'No offense, sir,' said the man. 'It was only to let the office know that I was. ready for the next bather. You see, sir, the bell's out of order in this room.' \—Everybody's. miners and dealers in gas coal, to pro tect domestic Industry.\ \For the sun Is a foreigner,\ ex- plained Mr. • Cox. \He comes from abroad, and we must shut out the light of the sun in order to gratify these Pennsylvania gentlemen who have t monopoly of this article of coal.\ \All Hands Abandon Ship!\ \A naval\ officer thus describes the realistic \All hands abandon ship\ drill: \Two minutes after the .word has been passed every ship's boat has swung from its davits Into the water, and a minute later every boat is thor- oughly provisioned and watered. With- in, four minutes and often In much quicker time every man of the ship's company, from the commanding officer down, is occupying the station in the boat called for by his ship's number, and then 'the command 'Sheer off!' is given. The boats are hauled away a couple of hundred feet from the de- serted vessel, and she rides without a human soul aboard her, often when the drill Is gone through in midocean in a sea that the landsman would) account terrific. Then the word 'Board!' is -passed, and within eight minutes at the most all hands are not only on board again, but every boat has been relashed to the davits, all of the pro- visions, water, instruments and other gear have been removed, and the ship's company is in a fair way to get to sleep again.\ Carlyle's Bumptiousness. Joachim, the great violinist, was Introduced to Carlyle by a mutual friend. The sage was about to take his morning walk, and he asked Joa- chim to accompany him. During a very long walk in' Hyde park Carlyle kept tbe conversation running on Ger- many and its great men—tbe Freder- icks,- Moltke and Bismarck-until at last Joachim thought it was his turn to take a lead, and he started with the Inquiry, \Do you know Sterndale Ben- nett?\ \No was the reply, and, after a pause, \ I don't care generally for mu- sicians; they are an empty, wind bag- gy sort of people.\ First Run on a Bank. The first \run\ on banking Institu- tions in London was in 1667. Many Lombard street goldsmiths and bank crs had lent out the money infruste' to them and, being called upon fov payment, .were unable to meet the de- mand. A crowd of creditors nnd oth- ers assembled, and a riot folio A*J, In which four bankers were hangeiJ at their own doors before ofder could ft<» restored and the angry creditors pen- suaded that they were not being swindled. His Secret. \You ought not to work such long hours. Surely your boss can get along without yau_narj of the*.iime.i\= -=-> — \Sure he cap, but I don't want him to find it oat?\—- ------ The Pot and the Kettle. t * A portly German of obvious Hebraic ancestry boarded a Broadway car. He handed the conductor—a ruddy faced Irishman—a transfer not good on that particular-line. Tbe Inevitable wrangle followed, in which much vehement lan- guage found expression, colored with a strong Hibernian flavor and an un- mistakable Teutonic accent At length the fat German rose, but before he left the car shodk his fist in the conductor's face and exclaimed, with profound contempt: \You! You are.no Ajner-rlcan citlssen! You have not yet -lost your broc-q'ue.\—Llppin- cotf s.\ All's Fair In Loyg ^ind War. A soldier belonging to a brigade In command of a general who believed In a celjbate army,,asked permission to marry, as he jjad two- good conduct badges and money in the savings bank. „\Well go away-;\ said the general, \and if you come back to me a year from today in the same frame of mind you shall marry, I'll keep the va- cancy.\ , On the anniversary the soldier re- peated his request. \But do •you really, after a year, want to marry?\ Inquired the general In a surprised tone- \Yes sir; very much.\ \Sergeant major,, take his name down. Yes, you may marry. I never believed there was»so much constancy -in man or woman. Eight face; quick march!\ As the man left the room, turning his head, he said, \Thank ypu, sir;' but it isn't the same woman.\—Ladles' Home Journal. What an \Amendment\ May Do, \Such an amendment,\ said Senator Tillman during a debate, \would de-i stroy the bill's meaning, as the mean-^ ing of the epitaph on old John Sklnn's tombstone was destroyed. The amendment that was tacked to John's epitaph consisted of one word— 'friend.' It was put on in the dead of night. The epitaph before that read: •He did his best*\ No Need For Pensions. A traveler In the orient, who was picking up material for a book, asked a pasha: \Is the civil service like ours? Are there retiring aliowances and pen- sions?\ \My illustrious friend,\ replied the pasha, \Allah is great, and the public functionary who stands in need of a retiring allowance when his term of office expires is a fool.\ tots- of Degrees. First Professor-Jtbat man has beet signally 'honored' by maJoy colleges. (Second Professor-^! should say so. He [has \been given\enough degrees to qualify hlnj, for a first class ther- mometer.—Milwaukee Journal. A man who can lose $500 on stock* and ttorget about it the next day Will .complain for weeks about the loss of an umbrella.—Chicago Record-Herald. A writer says that whipping a boy 1M liable to make him stupid. It may be so, but 'It Is more likely to make liiio, .'sin&ft. Some Words With the Cook. He was a sad faced American tour- ist, and as he seafed himself In a Lon- don restaurant he was immediately at- tended by an obsequious waiter. \I Want two eggs;\ said the Ameri- can; \one fried on one side and one on the other.'* - ---- \ '6w is that sir?\ \Two eggs—one fried on one side and one on the other.\ \Very well, sir.\ » The waiter was gone several min- utes. When he returneaVbls face was a study. \Would you please repeat your bor- der, sir?\ \I said very distinctly—two eggs, one fried on one side and one on the ofher.\ Oppressive silence and then a dazed \Very well, sir.\ , TWs time he was gone longer, aittl whett he returned' he said anxiously; Why He Was Sad. \Oh my friends,\ exclaimed the ora- tor, \It makes me sad when I think of the days that are gone, jyhen I look around and miss the old familiar faces I used to shake hands with!\ Fox Hunting In a Greenhouse. The only fox hunting I have ever done -wasonboaj^^jnujejaiojis^-tough Tnoutnea,1Fore andTft horse that had emotional insanity. As I was away from home and could not reach my own horse I was obliged to mount a spirited steed with high. Intellectual hips, one white eye\ and a big red nos- tril that you could set a Shanghai hen in. This horse, as soon as the pack broke Into a full cry, climbed over a fence that had wrought Iron briers on It, lit in a cornfield, stabbed his hind leg through a sere, and yellow pump- kin, which he wore the rest of the. day,, with- seven- \\yards of' pumpkin vine strjemning_xaitheh-in4r--aBd--a-way -we' dashed cross country. I remained mounted because I bated to get off In pieces. We did not see the fox, but we saw almost everything else. I remember riding through a hothouse, and how I enJoyeditl-A-momlng-scampsr through a conservatory when the syringas and jonquils and jack roses He cuddled up together in their little beds is a thing to remember and look back to/and pay-^- for. To stand knee deep In glass and gladioli, to smell the mashed and mussed up mignonette and the last fragrant sigh of the scrunched hello- trope beneath the hoof of your horse, while far away the deep mouthed bay- ing of the hoarse hounds, hotly hug- ging the reeking trail of the aniseed bag, calling on the gorgeously capari- soned hills to give back their merry music, Is joy to the huntsman's heart. -Bill Nye. One on the President- 0 When President Roosevelt alighted at Bed Hill, V'a., to see his wife's new. cottage he noticed that an elderly wo- man was about to board the train and rushed forward to assist her. That done, he grasped her hand and gave it an \executive shake.\ The woman, snatching her hand away, exclaimed, \Young man, I don't know who you are, and I don't care a cent, but I must say you are the fresh- est somebody I've ever seen i n these parts.\ , Isaac and the Angel. Old Isaac was a devout Christian, It was his custom when his work was done t o retire t o 'his cabin and devote himself to worship until bedtime. His earnest and frequent announcements, that he was always ready to meet his Lawd\ had been so often heard that some boys decided to test Isaac's faith. One night, while he was urider full headway: \O Lawd, we know dy long^ suf'rln' fur dls benl'ted sinner, but we feel, O Lawd, dat In dy love we will be spahed dy vanglns and raf. We are al< ways reddy, Lawd, at dy biddin' to cum and meet dy angel Gabr'el. Send him, O Lawd, wid his shinin' trumpit, his robes ob glory and his crown ob life, and take dy poh sahvant into dy vineyard\— \Isaac! Isaac!\ came in deep sepul- chral tones down the chimney. \Amen!\ softly said Isaac, closing his prayer abruptly and rising, with fear and trembling. \Isaac! Isaac!\ came the still dread- ful tones. \Who-ho-ho's dat?\ stammered the awe stricken negro. \The angel of the Lord has come for Isaac T' Isaac hesitated, and then, with a show of enforced courage, it came: \De Lawd bless ypu, dat old nigger hain't been here for a week!\ The Reporter's Version. 'When Helicon hall, TJpton Sinclair's Utopian colony, burned down, among those Injured was Mrs. Grace Mac- Gowan Cooke, the well known author. A youthful reporter on one of the big New York dailies, eager to get his story in the first edition; wrote hur- riedly that \Grace MacGowan, the cook, suffered from serious burns.\ Which reminds Lippincott's of a typographical error In one of Ella Wheeler-Wilcox's poems* The:author had written a sonnet containing this line: My soul Is a lighthouse keeper. To her amazement the verse read In print: /My^souTlls_H fljtW.boyi«ek*>p«r. \But you confess, rather^ protested the beautiful girl;- when the father showed Indications of a desire to with- hold his consent, \that you do not. know of a single solitary thing, that Is in the least derogatory to his reputa- tion.\ '^that's juSt iti\ replied the old gen- tleman. \I don't like the idea at bring-; lag any one Into my family who Is so Infernally sly as all that\—Exchange. \iwa yon ever, notice peopie 'who work their faces-every sort .of way when they are cutting a piece oi meat?\ be asked. \Now just look at the man at that table there.\ \Tesi\ said she as she looked across, \but they are not a patching; to the old\ women who open and shut their mouths asvthey laboriously cut out something ory other with their long scissors.\—New York Press; The lanjtuages in Palestine are Ara- ''Percy, papa says you mustn't cone Wc and Hebrew, even the smallest to see me any more.\ children speaking the purest Bible He-| \Why Aggie, how could I? I'm al- brew. Imiir «nain* seven tim«s a w**kt\ COMPLIMENTS OF THE NEWARK qflZETTE NEWARK TIME TABLES^ SUMMER OF '07 In ettect on Nf. Y. C. and .West Shore June jl6.\ ~ In effect on R., S. & E. Sept. 1. ' In effect on tbe Newark & Marlon September 9. „ In effect on the Northern Central June 16. x Rochester/ Syracuse & Eastern R. R. Westbound, Local—A. M. 6:18, 7:08, 8:08, 9:08, 10:08, fl:08. P. M. 12:05, 2:08, \3:08 4:08, 5:08, 6:08, 8:08, 9:08 10:05, 11:03. Westbound, Limited—A. M. 7:55, P. M. 1:00, 3:55, 7:00. Eastbound, local—A. M. 5:15, 5:50, 7:00, 7:47, 8:47, 9:47, 10-47, 11:47. P. M 12:47, 1:47, 2:50, 3:47, 4:47, 5:47, 6:47, 7:47, 8:47, 9:47,10:47,11-44. Midnight, 12:34, 1:25. Eastbonnd, Limited—A. M. 6:55, lfr:20. P. M. 2:45, 6:25. The Limited cars now run to and leave the Liberty pole corners in Rochester. On Sundays there is a more frequent schedule. Additional westbound cars run from Olyile to Newark. ^ , , J New York Central Station. Going West. 4=07 A. M.- 7:48 A. M.- West Shore train 3. Stops at Newark to discharge passengeca - from points east of Rotterdam Junction, Daily..Jbleepers from Wetfhawfcon daily. Train 67. All station's Syracuse to Rochester, (except Despatch \ and East Eoohester.) Leave Syracuse 8:00. Rochester 9:30. Daily. Train 37. Through train. Every day. Rochester first stop. Passengers may leave N. Y. on train 37 at 9:80 p. m. o r train 69 at «, 11:20 p.m. These trains are put together under one engine at 8:56 A. M.— Syrauuse Leave Syracuse 7:80. Eoohester 9:45. • Sleepers New York to Chicago via Lake Shore. Sleeper via Boston & Albany, .Boston to Buffalo. pne p M Train 69. All stations Utioa to Buffalo. On Sundays Syracuse to liiua r . in. Rochester only. Rochester 1:05.. Leaves Syracuse 10 ;10, Train 57. Through train from New York to Buffalo. Everyday. I:46'SP. M.— Rochester first stop. On Mondays Albany to Buffalo only. JEoot — ••\ tat2?2;29. IiS&yfiSy_Eacast!.,l&3&- Parlor-caT-*Ha\i1y*To^Bttffalo. 4:I2J|P. u Train 73. All stations Syracuse to Btfifalo Every day. Leaves Syracuse 2 ^3, arrives Rochester 5:15. Train 7. Day Express. New York to Buffalo. Every day. Leave New York 10:05 a. m., Albany 1:55 p . m„ Syracuse 6 p. m. 7,08 P M Arrive Koohester 7:52. Buffalo 9:40. Newark only stop between ysuo r. ii, Syracuse and Eoohester. Leave Boston on B. & A. about 5 a. m. Parlor car New York to Buffalo. Cafe dining coach, New York to Buffalo. Sleeper New York to Chicago. f> nn 'A M Train\?. Runs Saturday nights only. AllstafiSHs Syracuse to liiuo^rt. m. Rochester. Leaves Syracuse 10:40 p . m. Arrives Rochester 1:00 a. m. Going East. •Train 2. Principal stations Rochester to New York. Does not • M.— run Sundays. Leaves Rochester 6:00, arrives Syracuse S :45; New York 7:05_£;jn^__ _,. ... —; ~ - — \ Train Bi AU-staOions Buffalo to Albany. Ever;yday 1 _JJ5nadaya - .i&\ii£rnniEiX!liast^t^8fm<>03e^rrryr--teBreyR^ Wyracuse 10:20. Train 53 The Metropolitan. Daily. Past train for New York. Stopa Lyons and Syracuse., Leaves Rochester 8:63. Arrives Syra- M cuse 10:85; New YorK 5:39 p. m. Sleeper Chicago to Boston on m '~ Michigan Central' train 4, W. Y. O. train 58, and Boston & Albany train IS. Parlor cars Buffalo to New York, and Buffalo to Boston. Cafe dining coach Buffalo to New York. -Train 14. Eastern Express. Every- Day-. -Leave Buffalo 8:00; .- • — - —RoctreBter JT:55; Syracuse 12 m.:arv. New York 8:53 p.m. Sleep- in. 10 A H tag cars Chicago t o New York via<M?>C. R. R.; Tourist sleeping iw.oy H. HI. carCbicagb to Boston via M.O. R.R. Tuesday. Wednesday-and Thursday. Dining car Chicago to Detroit; dining car Buffalo to, Rochester. Train 1003. West Shore through train for New York. Everyday. M Stops at Lyons and Syracuse. Leaves Rochester 10:67. Arrives M.— Syracuse 12:5u; Weefiawken 8:50 p.m. Sleeper Chicago to New York via Wabash. Dining car on Wabash. Parlor car and buffet broiler smoking car, Buffalo t o New York. 6:55 A. 9:32/A. ll:3yJA. 3.34 P. 5:52 P. 6ill P. M Train 70. All stations Buffalo t o Syracuse. Does not run Sun- days. .Leaves Rochester 2:35. Syracuse5:15. Train 28. Through train for New York. Every day. Stops M Lyons, Clyde, WeedBport and Jordan. Leaves Rochester 5:0o. Arrives Syracuse 7:20 p. m.; New York 6:24 a. m. Sleeper Chicago to New York via Lake Shore & Mich. Southern. u Train 73. All stations Rochester to Syracuse. Every day. Leaves Rochester 5-.15. Arrives Syracuse 7:55. « 5? P M Train 76 \All stations Buffalo to Syracuse. Every day. Leaves OIM r. m. Hoohester 8:00. Arrives Syracuse 10:45. 1 ' ' ' -^ West Shore Station. Going West. 6:10 A. M Train 83. All stations Newark to Buffalo. Arrive Rochester 7:10; '\• Buffalo9:80. Everyday. . ,,. „ Train 5. Leaves Syracuse 7:40. «.. <fs\3 A A. m. — Macedon, Fairport, Rochester 10:10; Stops Port Gibson, Palmyra, Tport, Rochester 10:10; Buffalo 12:85. Ever.y Sleeper from wehawken t o Chicago via Train 6, Wabash. Ever day. • Daily. Train 75. Leaves Syracuse 6:30; N.Y. 0. Station. All stations 7t28 P. M.— Syracuse to Rochester. (Except Despatch and Brighton). Arrive3 Rochester 8:30 p. m. Dally\. Going East. I2i48 P. 1H.— Train 66. All stations Buffalo to Albany. On Sundays runs from Rochester to Syracuse only. Leave Rochester 11:50. Syracuse 2:55. i tc n «i Train 94. All stations Buffalo to Newark. Leaves Rochester 7sI5 V. M.— 6: i7. Everyday; Northern Central Station. 8,34 A. Going (Morth. (f4om West Shore.) Train 109. Every Day. Leaves Junction 832; N. Y. C. at.Newarfc 8:4r Stanley 7:00; Wallington Phelpa Lake \•• Shore 9:25. (Passengersfrom south leave Elriiira 4:50 a. hi, arrive Stanley 6:50.) ' Train 145J_ Does not run Sunday. Leaves Stanley 8:40; Phelps 4:20 P. M.— Junction 4:07';\ N.Y Central at Newark 4:2Jr Lake Shore 5:05; (Southern passengers leave Elmira 1:25; arrive Stanley 8:20.) ^ On Sunday nights the southbound train leaves Lake Shore at 7:05, arriving a t Newark (West Shore) at 7:50, Phelps Junction at 8:8J, and connect wittt train leaving Stanley at S :U for Elmira, Going Sontb. ( From West Shore.) Train 168. Does not run Sunday. Leaves Lake Shore 8:05; Wal- 8:49 A. M. — lineton 8:18;, N. Y. Central a t Newark 8:42: arrives at West Shore 8:49; Phelps Junction 9:04: arrives Stanley 9:85. Train 146. Does not ran Sunday; Leaves-Lake Shore 5:15; Wal-\ (SiOO P. H.— lington 5:27; N. Y. Central a t Newark 5:55; Phelps Junction 6:13; Stanley6:40. ( Passengers for main line may leave Stanley 6:42; arriving atEknira8:45V) ' The Newark & Marion R. R. Going North. Train No. 2.—Leaves Northern Central Station at Newark at 8:00 a. m.; N. Y C. 8:05. Stops at intermediate places vArfi ves.Marion 8:25. Train No. 4.—Leaves N. C. station 1:50 p. m.; N. Y. C. 1 :B5 p. m. Stops at Inter- mediate stations. Arrive at Marion 2:25 p. m. Train No. 6.—Leaves N. C. Station 6:00 p.m., N. Y. 0. 6:05. Makes interme- diate stops. Arriving Marion 6:40. Going South. Train No. 1.—Leaves Marion, 7. :00 if m. Making intermediate stops. Arriving N. Y. C. 7:80,-Northern Central 7:36. Train No. 3.—Leaves Marion, 12:15p. m. Making intermediate stops; Arrtv ing N. Y. C. 12:45,TIorthern Central 12:50. Train No. S.—Leaves Marion 3:30 p.m.; making: intermediate stops. Arrives N. Y. C. 4:10; N. C, station 4:80 p . m. Auburn Road at Phelps Junction. Going West. •7:25 a. m.; 9:20 a. m.; *12 :S5 p. m.; 2:40 p . m.: 4:29 p. m. *7:16 p. m. Going East. •8:11 a. m.;*10:42a. m. ;*4:07p. m.;6:S8p.m.;8:44p. m. (Sunday only.) •Daily. Other trains daily except Sunday. *' ' ' r ' .1 i ' \ .. . .,'•'., '..,,••••• '- , ' R. W. & O. at Wallington. Going West. 7:80a. m.; 10:20a. m.; 2:18 p. in.; 6:16p. m. Going East. 12:89p. m.;5:03p.m..; 7:10p. m.;7:28p. in. E* I ( •3 pai PO' Eai S. ( his Ba.i fori ban T iwai \Cen wee som W Worked Both Ways. A inan who-as a lodger and a board- er was not treated wdl 'fcy his land- lady In the matter of food sorrepti. tkrasly put a piece of butter into his soup. The landlady observed the act \Too do that, I Bnppose,\ she said, ^•becanse yon think the soup needs stren^enihgr \Well «e answered, ^partly on that..account and partly be- cause I think the batter needs weak- ening.\ \I have Just received an anonymous letter,\ iaid an actor Impressively. \An anonymous letter! cried nls wife excitedly. \Whoaj^i tt fromJ\ A-Military. Exquisite. Marshal Ncy, who'waa as handspm* as he was brave, never appeared on the field at a great battle until he mi dressed with scrupulous elegance and Jute beard carefully curled and pep\ -fumed. When he was led out t o execu- tion be was cool and calm as though •be were going to open a dance, only asking that the guns should be aimed low that his face might not be dis- figured after death; >•••- ' •. • . '«•!>» .•; -.i- • It to a noteworthy • fact that sheep thrive best In a pasture Infested with •poles. This Is because of the better tninage of the land. * mad adm recti madi dred the -chan ed a: ifrom tion Th fthe_r due ' hank Tract Ittielj Mmtt meet rent« er sh ' was f otBfer the tr count, brace Expri Twe 12 oth of a 1 cago, road a expresi (track icrashei on the Al oi the. sm ately 1 cars. ' * ished. 10 mini « freight press, c an effo Ithe loc< •was abc .tive the track ai Jnto the Jrig botl the bagi .molishir The ,i couches caped w Th The 6 holding : this wee visitors i flastenca Washing session < tion. will that plac .piace of 1 It Is ali years the come onl; 4Jie vetei lAfmy offl' fto attend and to ta] Statisth .the memt Army of t organizati cent. As - bers is 60 exist; it more. United £ The IJn -Palma trb range at phenomem ppssibieiv .„ records. < *,671i Ausi ferltain 1,5 one for she the first t< When the Ulughes, M minion. Rifl< wlnn'ers at cheers. Ti ** Anti*6i A riot. o ^C., on Satu I2;000 Chine j. • homes and * destroyed. 1 muii 1 of Bri An efflgy toy , elbse of a' demonstrati' able to quel arrssts unti control of tl ft raid on th< Secretary Secretary' next Wedne; ' Jduriiey -whi has 1 made a Tha princi T»ft;s Journe . r«jw«('t;; this,,;»( the opening <
