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(iitt^Mta,.* ', 'tmwwmitm ^a^^L^s^A^a^ap^^ 2 THE NEWARK GAZETTE, WEDNESDAY JANTJARY 2, Jfc90f, \ •/ ; •- <? Precedence In Ne-w York Society. A philanthropic society of New York recently arranged a benefit perform- ance in one of the theaters. A large /number of prominent women were to act as patronesses. When the time came to have the announcement cards engraved the president of the society •was in a quuudary. In what order should he arrange the names? He had never given the matter of social prece- dence a thought. lie refefred. his troubles to one of the women, and she , said decisively: 'They must be. arranged alphabet- Jcally or you will be inTiot water at once.\ \But some of these ladles are wives of scientific men •vfhp are world re- nowned and' some, are simply rich. Some are wives of army and navy officers.\' \It makes no difference. In Sew York society the order of precedence is alphabetical, and there is no other rule.\—New York Sun. full of reproaches and tears. Among other things, she said: 'You might grow to be as big as Goliath, as strong as Samson and as wise as Solomon; you might become ruler of a nation or em- peror of many nations, and the world might revere you and fear you, but to your devoted- mother you would al- ways appear in memory,in your irino- . cent, uapretentidus, unself conceited, m m Generous to the Church., Lady Dorothy Nevill in her reminis- cences tells this story of George Payne,, who dropped his worldly means in the quicksands of the turf, but was al- ways unruffled and pleasant in conver- sation: '•' 'Are you ' not coming to church, Mi 1 . Payne?' was on one occa- sion the stern interrogation of his hostess, a very great lady, who de- scended upon him in all the severity of her Sabbath panoply. 'No^dueness, 1 am not,' he - replied, making- swiftly for the door; but, pausing as by a po- K —Kte'TffeTfBoulnTTJrevious to nis exit, , he exclaimed, with magnificent- empha- 'Sis, 'not. that I see any harm in it,'\ RIP'S- «- rfi' Iff a RiSR', '•':' Early BeUa. The beds of the ancients were piles fcf skins. The first beds resembling' those used in modern times were made of rushes and later of straw. The use of feathers in making beds hasibeen J thefl hg c h - attributed to the Romans. amt-JEiaga- . „„ .„„ + „ J * - „:„„,-.;.„,. „^,,„ \\* A. Mpthcr'n Argument, \The -most to be regretted act of m j life,\ says a commander- of- the-navy, \was a letter I e wrote to my mothei when about seventeen years of age She always addressed her letters to me as 'my dear boy.\ I felt at that time I .was a man, or yery near it, jnnd wrote saying that her constant ad- dressing me as a 'boy' made me Whose Say-so is Best? He Earned the Hat. Baiiy HilHard, who many years ago With nearly all medicines put up for lived in a small town in northern Ver- mis through'dr-uggists, one-lias_to take mont, was. noted for his careless \vaga- the maker's say-so aloueas to their cura- i hrmi 1 hn v, itt , vaa A„ wit nnrt iwrinrknhip tive value. Of course, such testimony is y bonti bablts. leady wit and lemaruaD e not that of a disinterested party and 'facility for extempore rhyming. While accordingly is not to be given the same be was sitting one day in the.village credit as If written, from disinterested „,.._. _ f TO ,, n) . ,„ „„_ „ • ... „ f »,„„,., motives. Dr. Pierce's medicines, how- store of wbat is now a P alt of Mont-, ever, form a single and therefore striking pelier among a group of idlers the gen-? ngu »..- ™~ =„.......„ . r —_-„ - =.-_,. — „— , aressing me as a w maue me feel ?KoL°ndence Of I^IM^MM ial merchant ? sl?ed him wl * • be wore displeased. I received^ reply a letter Sy 0 upon their^ Skers' sty-so ol such a Mockingly bad hat. Barty re- praise. Their ingredionts are matters of public knowledge, being printed on each separate bottle wrapper. Thus invalid sufferers are taken Into Dr. Pierce's full confidence. Scores of leading medical/ men have written enough -to fill Tolumas in praise of the curative value\ of the several ingredients entering into these well-known medicines. Amonest these writers we find such med- ical lights as Prof. Elnley Elllnewood, M.D., of Bennot Medical College, Chicago; Prof. Halo, of the same city; Prof. John H. Scud- der. M. D., late ol Cincinnati. Ohio; Prof. unpampered babyhood. In those days i John King, M. D., late of Cincinnati, Ohio: when I washed and dressed and: kissed \ ?* a TZ&±? $?£j 0T && T L B J n &' and worshiped you, you were my idol. Nowadays you are becoming part of a g$oss world by contact with It, and I cannot bow down to you and worship you, but if there are manhood and maternal love transmitted to you, you ,will understand that the highest, com- pliment that mother love can pay you is to call you \my dear boy.\ '\ I low. of Jefferson Medical College,- of Pa., and' scores of others ectually eminent. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures the worst cases of female weakness, prolap- sus, anteversion and retroversion and corrects irregularities, cures painful periods, dries up disagreeable and weakening drains, some- times known as pelvic catarrh and amulti- tude of other diseases peculiar to women. Bear In mind, it is not a patent nor even a secret medicine, but the \Favorite Prescrip- tion\ of a regularly educated physician, of large experience in the cure of woman's peculiar ailments, who frankly and confid- ingly takes his patients into his full con- fidence by telling them Just What his \Pre- scription \ is composed of. Of no other medi- cine put up for woman's special maladies and sold through druggists, can It be said that the maker is not afraid to deal' thus frankly, openly and honorably, by letting every patient using the same know exactly exist which set forth the I what she is taking. ,. . . --',.-,, «,„„„,„.., * * «,!,. J. i. ~« „„*,. - i Sick women are invited to consult Dr. measurements of this freak of nature. I p lercei D y lettWt free _ A11 correR pond- Thirty years later we--have- Charles enee is guarded as sacredly secret and Byrne, who was eight feet four inches womanly confidences • are protected by in height in his stockinged, \feet He,f fe^raR^Y. ^ ^ *' ^ Some Old Time Giants. Gajanus, a Swedish giant who was nine feet high, was on exhibition in London in 1742, and several old hand- bills still 4ow-ever,-tlied young at the age o twenty-two, from hard drinking. Cot- ter O'Byrne,, another Irish- giant, fol- lowed a few -years later. He was born at Kinsale in 1761 and at the age of fifteen was eight feet high. -This by the time he was twenty-three' had Increased to nine feet four inches, and balus (Heliogabalus) is said to have •used an air cushion for a pillow in 218. Air beds were frequently used during the sixteenth century. Feather beds were largely used during the reign of Henry VIII. of England. |*leasttnt. George, I'm so \\Oh, George, I'm so glad you've come!\ exclaimed the girl. \Father |s so excited and disturbed. Do go in and calm him.\ _, . 'Tery well,\ replied George, \whafs the matter with him?\ \Why— er—-I 5ust told him you want- ed to marry me.\ To .willful men the injuries that they themselves procure mnst be their schooling.—Shakespeare. The Wrong Jam. Haskell—'What's Bobby crying, for? Mrs. Haskell—Oh, the poor boy <caught his finger in the pantry door. Haskell —H'm! He evidently didn't. get the Jam he was looking for that time.— Pick-Me-Up. Getting Back at Him. Hewitt—I got even with the doctor Who vaccinated me. Jewett—How did 'you do it? Hewitt—He ran for office, •audi scratched him. In orjder to make, people think that he was deseended^Emm King Brian Bo- rolhme and went on exhibition. At that business he, of course, soon .real- ized a very comfortable fortune and re- tired, dying at Clifton on Sept. 8, 1804. His will especially provided .that his body should be thrown into the sea ia order to prevent the surgeons from cut- ting it up. No Rhyme For Tipperary. A poet once jumped to the conclusion that there was no rhyme to Tipperary and said so* whereupon aa indignant Irishman, who chanced also to.be a bit of.a versifier, pounced upon him and poked fun at him in a lengthy poem, every other line of which rhymed or was supposed to-rhyme with the place In question. Thus: A'bard there was in sad quandary To And a rhyme for Tipperary. Long labored he through January, Yet'found no rhyme for Tipperary; Toiled every day in February, But toiled in vain for Tipperary; Searched\ Hebrew text and commentary, But searched tojyain for Tipperary. And so oh through many scores of stanzas, ending up with: He paced about his aviary. Burnt in despair his dictionary. Blew up sky high his secretary. And then in wrath and anger sware ho There was no rhyme for Tipperary. Flattery is telling a man to his face fiiat which was intended only for his tombstone.—Dallas News. A* a. Starter. Doctor—Madam, your husband must lave absolute rest Madam — Well, doctor, he won't listen to me— Doe- tor—A very good beginning, madam— ' * very good beginning. — Illustrated Bits. „ How to preserve health and beauty is told in Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Med- ical Adviser* It is free. For a paper- covered copy send Dr. E. V, Pierce, Buf- falo, N. Y., 21 one-cent stamps\ to cove* mailing only-; in-cloth binding 31 stamps. Dr. Pierce's PelletsTcure constipation. piled that he could not afford a better one; ; \Come now,\ said the merchant, \make me a rhyme on a bad hat, and I will give you the best, I have in my store.\ Instantly Barty threw the old one on the floor and began: * Here lies my old hat. And pray what of that? It's as good as the rest of raj raiment! If I buy me a better You'll make me you? debtor And send me to jail for the payment. The new hat was voted to be fairly won, and Barty bore it'off in triumph, saying, \It's a poor head that can't take care of itself.\—Boston Eferald. -A-SPIDER'FIGHT. It Was a Fust and Furious Battle to the Death. I once had a spider pet of a kind the books enablfed me to identify. He was a fine hig fellow. I caught him in the garden, carried him home, and for nearly two months he and I took a close interest in each other, he for the files I introduced to him and I for the amusement he introduced to me. A kept him in a milliner's box, letting No Duplicate Chandeliers* \Did you ever • notice,\ said the ob- serving man, \that every public build- ing has chandeliers unlike those of any other public building? There are no duplicates. You—go into one church and you see- a handsome chandelier that it would seem worth while to du- plicate for another church, but • you never find it in- another\ church. You go into a big hall, and you'll observe some stunning* globes and chandelier fixtures-and -look for 'em in some other big hall, but thejy're not there. I don't know what\ pffiicipie the makers of chandeliers go on, whether It is a mat- ter of pride with them not to fit out two buildings, alike or whethe- con- tractors for .such buildings ins.st on exclusive designs, but the chandelier people-must employ some remarkably versatile artists to think up so many different designs. It seems like a waste of money to make .only jme of a kind, but it is a pleasure to know that hall or home may be exclusive in its chan- deliers.\ The Concertina. The« threatened revival of the con- certina as a serious musical instrument in England would .be a return to an old fashion jao-doubfefbut not to a very old one, sinceThe concertina dates from i vwiieu mm, especial- j the early part of me , ast cent ury. Its myself with allowing I invpnt i on wns an enr tv indiscretion of him out when I visited him, especial- ly delighting myself with allowing . lnve ntion was an early indiscretion of him to drop from one hand by his fine f glr charIes wh6at8tonfi of telegraph spun thread and tliea-either catching r fame> who ' took \out a patent for IFm him in the other or gently compelling | 1829> tn9 very year ln whlch - some . him to climb back again by appar-r body la Vienna invented that similar ently eating his own ladder. instrument,-the accordion. The concer- One day I captured another spider L,^ was popularized b y Sig. Regondi,. of the same species. I kept him for a who had come be f ore the public as a He Was the Limit. He—Do you think it would be foolish tt me to marry a frirl who was my In- ferior Intellectually? She—More than foolish—impossible.—Answers. Want of • care owes us more\ harm;\ than want of knowledge.—Franklin. jj. They -Wouldn't Lay. \A bashful young woman from a backwoods county . jo- Virginia went Into a local store carrying three thick- ens. She inquired the price of chickens and at the same time put them on the counter. « \Will they lay there?\ asked the fclerk, who did not know that the chick- ens' legs were tied. She bit JiCT_handkercbief ia .embar- rassment a moment and said: \No sir; they are roosters.\ cotfo. -Lippin- There Were Others. \That cornet player on the third floor las remarkable endurance.\ remarked the casual visitor. \He has,\ agreed the regular board- er, \but if s nothing' compared .to the other boarders.\—Toledo Blade. Too Independent. Lady—And-you say you have been Ibirpnght to this by your wife? Tramp— Tu88, lldy; I got 'er three good jobs and *er bloomin' Independence lorst *er the lot—Punch. Saving comes too late when yon get to the bottom.—Seneca. Glasses and the Eyes. Every one knows that in using a field glass it is necessary to adjust it to a proper focus. Suppose that yotx. put one of the tubes at your focus and the other tube at a focus that suited some one else and then you looked 'through both tubes. You would have a more or less blurred vision, and if you kept on looking the chances are that you would feel giddy and get a headache- Now, the two eyes are sup- posed to have an equal natural focus, and when by any chance that focus Is unequal a headache results. The rem- edy is a pair of glasses or a single The Danes. The Danes, or Northmen, first be- came prominent in European history in 783, when they began- to ravage the north coast of Prance and south- ern shores of Great Britain. The dar- ing of these hardy seamen was re- markable, for in their small ships they even penetrated the Mediterranean and became terrors to the seaboard popula- tion of Italy, Sicily and Greece. The first king of Denmark is- said to have been Skiold, 60 B. C. few days in a separate box, and then, with the kindly idea of companionship, I Introduced him to Tiger. I have seen dogs fight; I have seen chan- ticleer fight and slay his man; I have seen rams fight till, with his skull crushed in, one lay dead at the'-foot of the otherft have; raen men- fight; but the fullest sense I ever realized of mad, murderous passion let ungov; ernably loose, centered fn one destroy juvenile prodigy with the guitar. At one time no London concert was real- ly complete without him and nis con- certina, and he astounded the Germans with the music he could get out of it. Gladstone as an Orator. Jt-whs a\ budget iffsCnlght-^abolrt a page Of a morning paper spoken in two hours by Mr. Gladstone, and he hard- ly referred to a note, never paused a ing aim and summoning^ every physic- I moment, broke through cheers, dashed Who Gets Your Vote? \Do you see that man there?\ re- marked a barber to a.' customer ju his chair. \Well he-has had one and the .same job for the past forty-seven years and has been marrifed all that time, and his wife has never at any time during that period known wbat salary ped off, torn by mutual rage; and as j most ease and got to the end wIthont4-hgr husband was getting. The wife- al .energy to its devUfsE service, I realized when those two spiders rush- ed to mortal combat I stood in boy- over Interpellations—joglc, figures, Il- lustrations, extracts—all pellmell, with a whirl and- f uryjhat took the breath ish terror as their tangled legs drop- j away. And he did It aft t^lth the ut- wlth vicious dexterity they struck eachi turning a hair. Mr. Gladstone took It other with their poisoned fangs, using all quietly and- did it quietly, and left for their own destruction the weapons the house and went home quietly!' and appliances with which nature has probably mentioning t o Mrs. Gladstone provided them for the capture and as a reason for being\ rather tired that slaughter of their prey, I visibly turned pale. Tiger was the victor, but even while with brutal wrath, all mangled as he was, he bit and spurned his dead and limbless foe he was seized with symp- he had been saying a \few words\ that evening.—From Whltty's \Parlia- mentary Retrospect.\ Temperatures ot Flames. According to the results of experl- toms I took to be paralytic,, and in a ments, the Same of acetylene is per- minute or two I helped him to his haps the hottest known except that of death. And this fearless gladiator 1 the jelectrlc arc The following figures glass to make the eyes equal in powerrf-was afraid of, I remember, and never have been giverl: Burisen burner, 1,871 would tackle a big bluebottle 'fly. I degrees; acetylene flame, 2,548 degrees; What is courage?—Dundee Advertiser. ! alcohol flame, 1,705 degrees; Denay- ——— ^—— rouze burner— half alcohol, half petro- SUGAR MAKING. -Ileum—2,05adegrees; hydrogen flame in • , , fair, JMJ80 degrees; gas-jet-flame--with The Hindoos Probably Learned the . oxygen, 2,200 degrees; oxyhydrogen Art From the Chinese. [ flame, 2,420 degrees. These are .all The Chinese, who invented almost \ centigrade degrees. One degree cen- AIl It Needed. \I made this potato salad for you myself.\ smiled she. _ \Isn't_ it deli- cious?' \It Vould be,\ assented her husband, *if you had put a little more oil and vinegar and pepper and mustard seed and horseradish in the dressing and introduced a sliced egg or two and a few white onions and left half of the potatoes out.\ Tolerance In Japan. Westerners seem to find it incon- ceivable how the Japanese can main- tain allegiance to different creeM a t ene and the same time. One broad ex- planation of this is that we as a nation are tolerant in mind, especially in mat- ters pertaining to religion.—Japan Times of Tokyo. gfrOM»4^e44HM**» % $fis!a!&&'- » . 0m*-' pjtjfflj-f Wm£~.' % * * « S • S 0 * Nursing baby? It's a heavy strain on mother. Her system is called upon, to supply nourishment for two. Some, form of nourishment that will be easily taken up by mother's system is needed. Scoff \s Emutsion contains the greatest possible amount of nourish- ment in easily digested form. Mother and baby are Wonderfully helped by its use. ALL DRUGGlST*i BOc. AND $1.00 everything before anybody else beard of it, claim to be the original discover- ers of the process of sugar making, and it is said that sugar was used la China as long ago as 3,000 years. This is misty, but the fact is well establish- Too Fast. \The first day he went out with his new auto he got pulled.\ \For going fast?\ ed4hat it was-mawHtactured in China-]—\jftj; quite the opposite/* under the Tsin dynasty 200 years at least before the Christian era began. India has put forward a claim for priority of invention, But the probabil- ity is that the Hindoos learned the art of sugar making'from the Chinese\ and that through them the knowledge final- ly spread to the western -nations. Ne- archus, when sent by Alexander on an exploring voyage on the Indus, brought back reports ,of \honey\ which • was made by the Asiatics from cane with- out the help of bees. At this time 1 neither the Greeks nor the Jews nor the Babylonians had any knowledge- of sugar, but later the art of making the artificial \honey\ be- caine fcnewn and practiced, though Its progress and development were eir ceedltrgly slow. It'was-prescribed-as a medicine by Galen In A D. 150, and up to .the seventeenth century It had- become nothing more than a costly luxury, to be used tfnly on special occa- sions. Ifiven as late as the beginning of the eighteenth century the annua! consumption of sugar m -Great Brlfesln bad reached only .20,000.000 pounds, whereas 'ft Is now -mote than 2,000,000.- 000 pounds. Refined sugar -was not made ln Eng- land tifl lflr.9. The art of refining was learned by a Venetian merchant from the Saracens, who sold the secret to him for ioo,ooo crowns. * * tigrade equals 1.8 degrees EV Fromjses to the Dytop... A clergyman, discussing •unhappj love affairs, said: \Many a '•love, tragedy is caused bj a husband's promiselo \a\dyThg\ wif. thal^Jifi will not marry again. Hi thinks'' when he .makes this promist that it will be easy t o keep. Wh'ethe it is easy or hard to keep, it is i promise rarely if ever broken. Timt and time again widowers have sough me out for advice on this subject They'are in love, but they promisee their dead wives not to marry again Shall, they break or keep this promise\ I can ouly advise tliejB to-do-as-.-theLi conscience dictates. At the same timt I think it is selfish of dying\ wives t( extract such promises from their bro ken hearted ^husbands. Such prom ises, by the way, are rarely extractec by dying husbands from broken heark ed wives. But, then, when the deac Husband's will is read it .!§; usuallj found that if the widqw marries agaii the money Is. all taken from her. Si it comes to- the same thing in the end doesn't it?\^New York Press. Famous Collection-^ of Antlers. Of the famous collections of antlers forrqed in.the seventeenth century onij two or three have escaped the general fate of conflagrations, sieges and pil Jage. One of these Is in Moritzburg, the king of Saxony's historical' hunting castle, near Dresden, while in the cele- brated gun gallery in Dresden itseh' are to be seen in an unrivaled show- the wonderfully inlaid arms used by the elector. The great banqueting hall of the castle of Moritzburg is one ol the sights, with, which jia doubt manjL- a traveled reader has been charmed It is a chamber of noble proportions, sixty-six feet long by thirty-four wide and thirty-eight feet high. On its oth- erwise unadorned white walls hang seventy-one pairs of magnificent ant- lers, which one may describe. as the most famous of their kind in the world. Not a single one carries less' than twenty-four tines or is less than 200 years .old, while some are probably double that age.- A Celebrated Clock. The art of the clockmaker has achieved many remarkable triumphs during many centuries. Sometimes it is a clock wonderful for the complexi- ty of its movements and IJaJuisy popu- lation of automatons that attracts our admiration, like that in the Cathedra] of Strassburg. At other times the im- mense size o£ the machinery and the dials excites astonishment. This'Is the case with the celebrated-clock in the tower-of the Church of St.ftombaut at Mechlin. A writer in La Nature^.thinks this clock possesses the largest dials that exist in the world. There are four of them, one on each side of the great square-tower; and their extreme diam- eter is nearly thirty-seven and one-half feet. The. figures showing the hours •are nearly six and one-half feet high, and the hands have a length of nearly twelve feet. S w Room A There need not be a. cold room in. the house if you-own a PERFECTION Oil Heater. This is an oil heater that give« satisfaction wherever uted. Produces intense heat without smoke or smell because it is equipped with smokeless device—no eoS61e7~ no danger. Easily carried around from room. to room.. You cannot turn the wick too high or too low. As easy and simple to care for as a lamp. The PERFECTION Oil Heater (Equipped with Smokeless Device.) is an ornament to the home. * It is made in two finishes—nickel and japan. Brass oil fount beautifully embossed. Holds 4 quarts of oil and burns 9 hours. - Every heater warranted. Do not be satisfied with anything but a PERFECTION Oil Heater. If you cannot get Heater or information from your dealer wrtfe to nearest agency for descriptive circular. The ^OLamp makes the home -bright. Is the safest _ ._ and best lamp for all-round houttfaold use. Gives a clear, steady light. Jlittei witETatest'improved burner. Made \of brass tntoughout aricf nickel plated. Every lamp warranted. Suitable for library, dining-room or.par!qr, If not at your dealer's write to neatest agency. STANDAR0 0 |U OOMPANY OF NEW YORK gets so much a week and no more-nnd has never been able to learn what amount of money her husband has been receiving in exchange for his\ \&- \. borv Now, what bothers me is which should have tte-dlanjojui medal—I say diamond, as in., this case th e finest' would seem to be neede'd—the man for being able, to so long baffle a woman's curiosity or the woman for surviving so long an unsatisfied curiosity.\—Co- lumbus Dispatch. I don't see\ \For stopping fast, JfeJuld _to: hire a farmer to haul him home.\—Houston Post. The Boss. \There's a man at the door, pa,\ call- ed little Willie from the lower hall, \who wants to see the . boss ot the house P' \Tell your mother,\.called pa. \Tell the cook,\ promptly called his mother.—Philadelphia Press, - Not Bird Bntlt. \There was a strange man here to •see you today, papa;\ salrl little Ethel, _wbo met her fatKet-la-tK* hall as he came home. _ . . \Did he have a bill?* \Do papa. He had just a plain- nose;\ . . . A -ClTtOfeh '-Without Services. There is in 'London, within a few yards of the beautiful marble arch In Hyflfe fiark, tt cfiUtch In which no serv- icfes are ever heli Tlils Church of the Ascension, tin ft js 'called, was built by Hrs.'fiu8sell Gurney as a memorial to.-, | her husband, and she expressly stated that flife-'edifice was to be nsed for prayer, rest and meditation solely. A handsome building it is. with its tessei- tatea floorSiarid Its numerous fine paint- ing's, over thjJfiOEJft^oiM.tWa,nj£_( tice, explaining the 'true object of the church: \Passengers through the busy streets of London.-enter'this sanctuary for rest and silence and prayer, let the pictured walls within speak of the past yet ever continuing ways of God with man,\ ins o/ig Peed your ftair; jnoutisfcit*. jjlye it sotriethjttg tolitre on.« Tiielti it witi stop falling, antf will grow aong- and heavy.' Ayer's Hiir Vigbr is tile •only Ijjektfine hair-food you can ,f>uy. It gives new r life ttp the Mr-bulbs, You save what 'hiif'you -hJtVe^ and ig'et more, io&. And dt-'teepj* the scalp clean and Jhreirithyr ' f A Fearful Duel. The most terrible duel fought at any time in Paris was the/.one between Colonel D., an old Bonapartist officer, ahd M. de G. of the Gardes du Corps, a mere youth, but of herculean strength. The two men,- lashed togelfb- er so as to leave their right arms free, were armed with short knives, placed in a hackney coach and-driven at a tearing gallop around the Place de la Concorde. They were taken opt of the coach dead. The colonel Bad eighteen stabs, the youth onljr four, but one of these had-pieuced his heart. Mastered the Q. Hundreds of people have cttred them- selves of impediments in speech. One ofi last year's mayors as a young man used to find it almost impossible to pro- nounce words beginning with a \q.\ Everyday for'months he used to wal£ across St. .fames' park practicing this sentence aloud, \A quantity of quick- silver quietly quartered—in a quag- mire,\ until he conquered the iinpedl- meht Today he is one of the jtnost fluent speakers in England.—London Tit-Bits. Why He Wonted an-Antoi A young man once wrote to William Dean Howells for his autogra.ph. The novelist replied in a typewritten line: \Have you bought-my ,Iast fiook?\. The young man answered: \f havje hot. I want to sell your auto- graph in order to get money enough to buy it.\ Reasonable Request. - \The trouble,\ said the dentist as he probed away at the aching molar with a long, slen'der instrument, f'is evident- ly due to a dying nerve,.\ \Well groaned the victim,-v'^t's oben to you to treat the dying with a little more respect,\ Travel by The Rochester, Syracuse & Eastern Railroad, Now Operating between Roch- ester and Lyons. The Finest Inter-Urban Double Track\ Electric Eoad i n the Go tin- • try. No Smoke, No Dust, Elegant Gars, Frequent -Service.. ilPasses Through Mam Business Streets, and Thereby SaVea You Time and Bus Fare. • Westbound, Local Schedule—Leave Newark Ticket Office for Boch- 'ester-atfd'all way stations: Morning, 6:08, 6:58, 7:48, 8:38, 9:28,10:18, ll-OS, 11:58; afternoon, 1:38,2:28, 3:18, 4:0%, 4:58, 5:48, 6:38, 7:28, 8:18, 9:08, 9:58, 10:45. Newark to Car Barn only: '11:35 p. m., 12:25, 1:15 a. m. Westbound, Limited Schedule—Train No.-13, leave Newark Ticket Office, morning, 8:15 o'clock 5 arrive Culver Road Station, Rochester, 9:1& ; after- noon, No. L2& leave Newark 1 p-.m^, arriving at Culver road at 2 p . m. Train No. 33, leave Newarb4 lOOl arrive Culver Road Station at 5:00 o'clock. Limited cars stpp at ticket office only in Palmyra, Macedon and Fairport. Eastbound, Local Schedule—Leave Newark Ticket Office for Lyons and all way stations: 12:40,1:15,5:35, 67257 7:15, 8:00, 8.50, 10:30, 11:20, a. m., and 12:10, 1:00, 1:50,2:40,3:30,4:20,5:10, 6:00, 6:50, 7:40, 8:30, 9:20, 10:10, 11:00, 11:50, p. m. . ... - Eastbound, Limited Schedule—Train No. 16, leave' Newark Ticket Office, morning, 9:30 and 10:55; Train No. 36,. leave Newark, afternoon, 6:25; arrive Lyons, 9i46. Eegular fare on all cars. Tickets at less than cash fare rate are on sale at all ticket offices. Save 20 per cent, by purchasing mileage books on sale at all ticket offices. 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