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?'r&$?&*?f£ i mmm^mmm *i* .,, g ,, ; ,^,,y t y», 1 , ;r ,i,a, <r ,r i^*^?*;^^^^ W^H^HirmiirWfc^.i;.' .\nil. i'll| i WJ^Wgi Jl» •U.^H^|^WAR^A^Ettl^i^P4;Y DECEMBER 26, the Newark. Gazette. Published every iV&jlneSday froitt, the Herriok Bluels, South Main St., NEWARK, - NEW YORK, By W. C. & F. D. Burgess, Price:$1.50 a year. h i.. •'Enteredossecond-doss matter August IB, - J906,aStoanost offlceat Newark, .l^ew_Yerk, ander the AcfoTCongTi WEDNESDAY. DEGEMBEK 26, 1906. QuestSpns Before the People. These ate some of the mora important questions for Newark people to b* con- sidering at this time ; i—Sewerage System. 2—Band concerts in the park at muni- cipal* expense. 3—Paving—some to be done each year. 4—Mr. Eew's proposition to build a building for\ the boys. 5—A mortuary chapel in Willow avenue cemetery. 6—Ward schools for the younger grades. 7—Better protection from electric wires. 8-^Village Hall. 9--Park improvement before the trees all die. • . 10—A park system in different parts of the village. 11—A business • course in the HigBT '* School. ' . _ .. _ 12—A proper entrance to Murray street. 13—An K)ld Home Week.\ I*—A Federal building in Newark, lS^-An ambulance for public use. C Matters Talked About.' \ *• A !* ?wwsifrTiPWsWJ | fr*'')R* Senator Lodgeintroduced a re8ota8air *Wfim& aditorB-Terfuse to -lend them- \Wedhesday aeclasing tfaattke Geriate-w4ti- -setres-te-tte—todefeg-ef-a—-peogle-J \approve any action of the executive branch of the government regarding the investigation of the atrocities in the Congo region, but' there being no quorum no formal action could be J taken? and the •^resolution will thereforegoover until after \t$hft fa>Hday..retwa: when- ifrwitrfee^rege -jed J lsad»JLiO le(i i < L t ?!?i promptly »£_ by the-Senate., All civilized nations are\ \becoming interested i n thiB question. • * * * Some of the chapter and boarding . bouses of the students of Syracuse TJni- •versity are having cases of scarlet fever, and one large Btudent boarding house on \University Place, known as Ife \Bee Hive,\ was quarantined last week for tea days, compelling the young women \boarders to remain there in quarantine all of the holiday week, or until New Tear's eve. It is-said that the students •wept and threatened and coaxed, but the, majesty of the law prevailed, and they are spending the week shut upinjheir nne_.tthilft their fallow fitn- \rfcmtB are at their homes enjoying the knew all abou€ the most\ minute of the horrible details. \It-is criminal,\ he said with much fervency, \for the papers |o print such staff;\ and it is. The action of the daily press, in printing all. the fearful details. was -abhoirant and indecent, leading one to the opinion that free speech and a free press are apt wholly beneficial, ajid that press censorship might he a very ,good thing\' for. the morals of ^Mar'rir^MW.\\' j tliis_-coimtry > _however much the idea may he repellant t o the average American mind. The sensational; daily press does more to corrupt \not only good manners, hut good morals, •than almost any other agency. We hear, a good deal about a corrrj.pt stage, and the saloons, and other, low places; -hut after all they, effect only a small proportion of the population, while the daily paper goes into every home. There is no question but that the peo- ple now- demand sensational news in their papers, and the papers that supply the most details of crimes and ' scandals sell the best. It is a question, however, whether in the beginning such papers sprang into exis- tance by demand of the people, or by their obstrusive headlines first com- manded the attention of the people and created the appetite for such unwhole- some reading. The Dreamer is in^ _clined_to believe the latter t o be true. as an excuse for -their To be sure. nefarious work, the editors of daily papers are fond of saying that they ; only give the people what they de- mand. True, to' some extent. But the demand is'the result of an ab- the morbid, the depraved side of peo pie who would much better read some- thing wholesome and uplifting. There are many daily newspapers admitting suoh stuff to their columns; and the American nation would take several steps\ -upward aid forward if only such were .printed. The travel- ing man Grover Cleveland, hut he never said a brag; 80_tho rogomblanee- ended with the physical; He was \bright nianT ho^verr..w1flrve^\r^^ <i ^^ Cided ideas about the labor question, and other interesting topics of dis- cission, including college education. He set forth some rather novel ideas about the great coal mine strike, for in- stance. He was not at' all in sym- pathy with those strikers. His sym- pathies .went out to the hundreds of THREE CHRISTMAS SENTIMENTS; Be Kind. So many gods, so many creeds,. So many paths that wind and wind; * . ..' While just the art of being Bad ^_ \\-Is all the sad world needs.\ -.-•-'.*. -Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Don'-t Gossip. — There's so much bad in the best of As, And so much good in the worst of us, That it hardly behooves any of «s To talk about the rest of us.. — Joaquin •Miller. Don't Neglect. I shall pass through this world but'once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any^kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it. now. Let me. not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again. •—Frances Havergal. normal craiving for unwholesome news, of which the papers themselves were the creators. The sickening details of, a crime or a <scandal, spread over pages of the daily pressTTHffiaeT-ftr -Ereil^gQOPLiariga in that, too. It i s a good doctrine, is it not? It is worth calling the attention of some member of a labor tffiion.to. ****** \Too many idiots are sent-to college\ cpntinued my friend, switching off on- to another subject, '' and too may boys are being tangh£4a think that—money is the' \nrairr'thing to strive rfoft—I have a friend i n the'real' estate busi- ness who sent his son through an ex- pensive university. Now he doesn't want to be a doctor, lawyer, ' or min- ister, and is holding down a chair , in the real' estate office. Pretty expen- sive help. My friend thinks a cheaper man wonjd do hi m just as well.\ good plan for a hoy to make up his mind what he is going to do, and then fit himself for, it. If he needs to go to college, let him. If he needs to take-pff-his-eeatand go~in*he factory, make him.*- \Every boy should have a trade,\ said - trie' \talkaWe -diner, \whatever \he is going to do. A trade is worth thousands to a boy, whether he follows it up or not. • H bad; luck at the dinner looked like\\wanes he can go back to the trade and make a living.'' Excellent sentiment, that; with which The Dreamer fully agees. -' '-£ tell aieboys>ts-leaSa-Sade44: and, better than mere money making. I tell them, too, that God gave them brains, and they should go out in the world and use them, not depending on some other fellow to tHnE Tor them; Well, good-by, its train time\—and my companion of an hour was gone. He left something to think about, April 13th } lUQx by the, Rev,' G, Shum way, Mr, Daniel Cross of Fitohb'urg, Mass., to Miss 0. M. Hutchinson, formerly a member of.our school. Therewas-one amonjr our numbei thoughtful, Mr, With ebon on her faffing looks, ravens wear. ; — trusting-band- , - • : Twining a wreath of leSrBIng, with a slow but - feorlesa-ba*idr tKousanas all.over meTCTrntrr J w^» MweY ~ i - s r^^ Dre_amej_je_i|&ted. V /• \ * r_ holiday vacation. Quite a number, of the University students are ill at the hospitals with scarlet.fever.. ...___'. •V •£• •!• - There has been a good deal of criticism ©I President Roosevelt for discharging the negro troops who made the disturb- ance at Brownsville. There is no ques- tion, however, but that he was in the jjghtj andt-he criticisms against aim are \being made' for political pnrposes. It will b e remembered that negro troops on • the night in question made \attacks on «jitizens of Brownsville. One man was iilled, another wounded, and the lives x>! scores of men, women and children put injeopardy by the wreckless shooting of the intoxicated negro soldiers. The president was right in this matter, as he -'usually is, and will have the support of not only the decent white people^ hut of «Ureapectable colored people as well, in , ids action concerning the troops, — .tlMMM^P tlK Dreamer's Column. shivered through that long, cold winter, rather than to the. few thousands who struck because some agitator drawing a comfortable salary told them to. There i s food for thought in that. He cliaracter- ••Lgprl t.Vip nnHrm rvf the, s^rik\- 1 ^ ftg.gfo^ lutely selfish. \What cared they fof the countless \thousands pdorer~triarrj^ t ^\ aH f l ftenwstate-te - state, Jias a. themselves who actually suffered- for ineLduring, many weeks?The strikers. - -• ....._. ... ••.,,_,_• were takenlaTof fromTSnd.\ Whot loter ° IK6 \ '^^^m^m^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +««v „„™ „* H,,^ „11 «««.,. (-1,0 ^-„-ni^ on every train. What anower for s-ond The mother'ssmile that tenderly upon her soul W> * *l w *\ £ A '^1 EF '1 mk M m 3 n< s- 1 1 n F t Li p-r $L' V ii \ I would nbt always reason.\ Th e straight path \Wearies nsjwith the never varying lines, XnoTwe grow aelaneholy.\ T 1 ItLK Dreamer took dinner the' I other day in an out of town hotel with a Catholic priest and a traveling man. The Jormier was, like all of his kind, well jposted on the affairs of the day, and a most interesting man To ItsTen \to. TEha conversation was opened by him, and covered many topics, inolnding the Gillette ' trial and temperance. The traveling \man was about sixty years of age, keen, alert, observant, and something of a philosopher. The Dreamer, knowing he was, up against a cdtitilp pf brilliant men, played khe part of listener, getting into the convewajfeloh just enough to keep the other^going. .After a most pleasant hour, the three parted, neither know- ing toothers' names, or where they hailed-from. It was just the kind of ehanceineeling that ii most delightful. ^•Whafc-^ja^ttersi i t who the pilgrims .-were^px whither bound? Names are) nothing. They mean nothing. * Had thfe tliree been introducpd they could •anotbids* become,be.%» acctuain^ed ; and^ as they will in al l probability never meet again, it was what they said, not who they were, that was the main (thing. Srieh accidental companion- ships are always pleasant, and eansot • help but be broadening to the humble listener, who is for the moment lifted' out of his rut and made to see thihgs ^tofttigH eyes other than his:own. and hear things to which' he is un- accustomed, * * * *:•*.»'« • • ' The priest, a fine vigorous man, in his prime, wMdisotwsing the Gillette trial and was very indignant .Vith the daily aewspapers for publishing suoh sensational reports of'ii—xeptttt»'W vivid and complete as - to 4»f»il that even ttojyouag hoy« and girk took care of those, all over the country who could hot obtain ooal enough t o •warm themselves? The numberless poor women and children, and invalids, suffered much more than the strikers then^elves, He said he happened to be in a; j Michigan town when all hands 'tkerfe were busy raising money for ±he. strikers. He advised them to spend the money on the suffering .poor in (heir own town, instead of sending it to the mines, where a large proportion of i t would be spent for beer. That brought him u p t o the' temperance question, and The Dreamer \was in full^eeord with-him when he Baid the liquor traffic is more to blame for the labor troubles Ishan'\ any other \factor. -With - the saloons, would go not'only the labor question, but many others that now vex the commonwealth. \Was he not fight? Very few sober, industrious laboring men have any trouble with capital. The saloons make the trouble by taking-so much of a man's earnings every week that he cannot .provide for his famiIy- :: aBa then he gets it into his head that he-is-downtrodden. The' man cited a h instance With which he is' familiar—that of a man ,*ho earns $65 a month, spends -H all in the saloons, and lets his son, a bright ambitious young fellow, support the family. •»-••»- <H * »\*-** Hb-f* Base ball, said my chance frieiip., is on every train. Wha t a power for good or evil such a man may become as he preaches his little preachments day by day! The most of us_ are in- flueneed to some extent by what we hear. Certainly those who listen to my dinner friend will not be any the worse for it, and their dinners will digest the more easily because, season- ed- by that -mos% helpful • eonuiment,- good talk. It behooves us all t o be careful of our words and actions-^es- .pecially when among strangers. Pos- sibly those who know us would not be influenced by onr words, but strangers might. THE DBBAMER. that there- is more than one Matt of. preacher in the world. ~ The priest, who ate with us, has his.congregation to preach to—but they are the same people Sunday after Sunday, and they may grow weary and callous from hearing, the same voice. But a mere Tr a^rumffleT;\~wnoT^oe^^rTinr^city to[ An Old poem. \While Miss Babcock's school was run- ning in Newark, a magazine was printed, called The'Wreath, containing contribu- tions by\ teachers and scholars. Mrs. Geo. Price recently found, in the late Bufus Reed's bible, themanuscript of the rjOjemjwMeh apBearFEeTow, This poem was written for The Wreath. Itr is a coincidence that Mrs. Cross, whose marriage the poem WHB written to 'celebrate, came up \from Ktchburg last summer and spent'several days; at the Newark hotel while visiting the scenes of her childhood. She-was accompanied by' her sister, Mrs Hattie Geer, of Fitchburg, formerly of Albion^. They attended service at the Presbyterian church while here, ami calleApn a. few old friends. The poem followsij_.. . \^ K>B TBB YOUNG lADIES' WREATH OP THE --. 1 Wullartn WREATH OP - NEWARSSCSnOL. £hat whioh Our hearts have beat, in unison, around the altarrWbere,- — From our school room, .has 'ascended, the mingled matin pajiyer. \ Wit h her our' feet have lightly pressed the greensward and the lawn; With her, we've welcomed evening, and hailed ' the early dawn, \With her have turneat.6*6T pages musty'dark • and old, ' • Seehtog like the wrapt alohymist for a Utopian gold; Bttt the seasons Invfre been passing, we iare narJadjuasLforeyer, bright as ever. There came a festive meeting around the sooialf heaath, \Where the laughtertoving graces would pour their cup of mirth. She stood amid the smiling throng the magnet of the'nlght, ; - ' With the bridal wreath upon her hahvpure, innocently white. There was a stranger in.theorowd f the honored The man of God pronounoed,the>word, and she. - '--becamehishrlde. , She left her happy childhood home—the eonse: eaated bower, ._-.— . „„ „. tenderly upon Tiaddwelt, And'heElittleslster's velvet hand, that sheTo _ • oft had felt, Upon her eheek a t every hour—« brother's feeling kiss. God grant her home away, inay b e as fair a home as this. about the most prosperous business: in the country to-day. A ball gMae always gets a crowd. He said*' he built a house last summer; Every cais penter on it would .quit work profiipt. ly at twelve on Saturdays and go to the game. He asked them why: they did not work Saturday afternoons/ lay aside the. money they would earn that day, put with it the price of admission to the game, and take their Wives away on a trip next winter with the money. They laughed at hitn for his good: advice. This prompted: hinJ to pay his respects'to the labor unions. The great trouble with thena is, 'be said, that they handicap the good men by demanding uniform Wages. As he expressed it.'\every good man has. to carry half of a poor man oh his back.\ He continued: \I have worked for a \salary all my life , and I never yet \got in a frame of mind where I \wanted to go to the head of the house \and insist that he give: some inferior: \salesaum as much salary as I am get- \ting or.-I would quit. It is also a, \false sentiment which tells a man he \must not go\ in and take a striker's \job. H e had no deed of that job. \When he didn't like the conditions \he quit, I would be a fool hot to \'pick up a five dollar bill that some \other man threw away. I would \consider myself just as much of a \fool.not to take a good job that \gome other Mlow hid quit\ Quite Anent the Simple Life. [ A valued Correspondent in Michigan sends the following communication. The Dreamer would say that while kitchen furnishings are not in his line, he has read of a mechanical dishwasher that is quite successful. All dish washing will be done by machinery in a few. years. TH^DBEVSIEK.] > What a paradise the Dreamer's model house would be to the old Scotch lady who tongcd»tO go to Heaven because there wbuTd\Denodust and spiders' there. Leaving out the things for the present, at least, a dream, the Dreamer has struck the true noteoitbe simjtfifiedlife. targe airy rooms, a few jjbod\ pictures and\ a moderate amount of furniture .framed on comfortable lines, these ought to be- among the first requisites of a house built for a home ' The joy of i being able to turnaround without hitting something would itself make life worth living. And the cat boles ! JTj»at!is the crown- ing fonch. prily, the Dreamer must re- member that someTiineS it is desirable to shut the cats out, and therefore he must provide the piece of stovepipe which the Irish girl ou-d when she was sent to stop upihe cafchole. Ainen tot the Pjeamer,'B views of the- darning business-1 Now if : he. wjlL-suggept. a system of ,ei»iplified dish-washing, and flhd a wayjo convince the average wo-, man that her brain was .made to eave her hands and feet, the blessing ofhousekeep 5 -' er will abide with'bim. r \» Fixing the Blame. . Chicago News; \I believe an anti-treatuig law would be an excellent thing formankind,\ said the moralizer. ' \Right you are,\ rejoined the demora- lizer. \It was Eve's setting up the apples to Adafn that got the whole human outfit into trouble.\ , , m i m The lucky One. EhiladelpHuy Enquirer. \What are you looking so happy over, old man?\ ° \I ani rejoicing over the:birth of twins.',' \Great ScottI I congratulate youl\ \Don't congratulate meV Go and con- | -SAJFE- HITS. \ . JOHN CHINAMAN. From Harper's Weekly. • A prominent lady in San Francisco en- gaged a Ohinaman as'- cook. When the Celestial came,. among other 'things she asked him his name. --\My-name said the-Ghiaaman, -smil- ipg, \is_gang Shoo Wang Ho.\ \Oh. I qah't remember all that,'/ said the lady. <S I will just call you John.\ „ _ John smiled all\overand\asked: \ \What your name?'' ' \My name is] Mrs.' Franklin Preston Benton.\ \Me no 'member all that,\ said John, \Chinaman he no sabey Mrs. Franklin Preston Benton. I call you Tommy.\ USE OF PEAT FOR FUEL. - Canadians Preparing to,Use Substitute for Goal. It as The first commercially practicable method of-preparing peat for commer- cial purposes is deseribed.'by Aubrey Fullertop. in the Technical W^orld ma&azine. In his article, eatitled, \Hurrying- Up, the .Coal Mines,\ \he telis of the efforts Of fuel men of the United States, and particularly of Can- ada, to break away from their depend- ence upon the limited sections that now control their coal' supply. In the advent 6f a new coalistrike in the an- thracite fields, something must be found which will take the place of Pennsiyvania or Nova Scotia coal, and while the mine operators are hurrying- their -collieries in order to lay up a supply of coal in advance of the com- ing winter demand, experimehts are being made in Canada wnlch promise to develo'p'the\ first commercially prac- ticable method of treating peat so as put it .on the market at' a price 'ich will make it a \competitor of an- thracite coal. The 'rock- tipon which all former tests have-foundered is in extracting the last 40 per. cent, of Water from the peat after it \is taken from, the bog. The new process, as described b'y Mr. :e5_JJila_4iaculty_ ,Jn_a „,...„ , i way -which^-Bo^mple—and—mexpen— Married in Newark on Th&day : eveiiiijgi -f^^s^^S^-^^ east of-the. dry-. v_. *,__ r, . « „, jng part.of the oueration to about one dollar ft ton. • . The northern' states of the union and most of the provinces of the do- mhi$0njiaye' ex-tensive peat-bog lands, aauthe placing of pea,t upori the mar- ket i n large \quantities profliises tp.de- Rtrhy* fjha economic anomaly; of two coirfltrieB-dependen't-upon--ane--klnd of •fuet pr^u<Md-hy-43aIyJimitedlAefitiQaa, of country. , CUT OUT FOR A DIPLOMAT. Quick Wit Extricated Young from Difficult Situation. Man Most people take things lightly a t the seashore, so that probably ac- counted for the fact that a certain young man^fOTmdlrimseifTeaga^d-ta two charming girls at one and the same time while enjoying Ms vacation during the past summer. One day he was seated, half dozing, on the deserted piazza of the hotel where all three of the interested par- ties- were stopping when suddenly two little hands were clasped tightly over -his eyes, and-a sweet voice whispered,. \Guess—who?\ . . Was it Clara or Nan? Should h e say one of the names and chance\ it? gratulate Evans;Ae's the lucky man. never did like him.\ - * - - Rich. Judge, \la he rich enough to run over people in his ante?\ • - -» \Why man alive! He's rich enough to run over policemen.\ «i> . . At ttte Agency. Life. ' \Did you bring\ your references with you?\ ^ , J\ \No mum.. Did you?' 1 ^ . These thoughts -were flashing tfiroug his brain, when an Inspiration struck Mm.' '\\\\ \It's the dearest, sweetest, prettiest, little girl in all the world,\ he said.. \Oh you dear .old Jack boy!\ she whispered, satisfied and delighted, and 'the hands dropped from his eyes to his' shoulders. Knows \Divine Right\ Doctrine. At Sfi exciting -Republican conven- tion at Tfeoifc'estefj'^vhen\\CtenT^utler nearly captured the nomination for. governor, Rev. \Freeman Clark, took the. platform, .and in a great speech- against Butler enunciated a new and novel political doctrine, since known as the \divine\ right: to. vote. A year or'two later; on a hot sum- mer day, Mr. Clarke\ and his family were \driving through Roxbury, when the horse balked at a sewer excavation in \one of the streets. No amount of urging, including a vigorous applica- tion of the whip, could'make'the ani- mal move. Ah ardent admirer of Gen. Butler who u was' passing along, and recognizing Mr. Clarke, dryly re- marked: '\Parson your horse muBt understand the 'divine right' doctrine.'' —Boston Herald. PRESS LAI Yearly Sulisei^gtiaiis 1907 Newspapers and Magazines: Order now. Save^fcue, a trouble and-espertse'. . . Send your list on a card and I 'will price it at once. Did you receive MOOBE'S LISSC ? We act as fcjji • local agent, taking orders at his lowest prkeSH^er-less - - •— • on some combinations we make,) saving your ^rouble, and expense. . . . .' \. • • . . Do it Now. W^ H. KetLEY. 53 East Union St. Around the. Comer from East Ave. The Ready To Wear Dry Goods Store pre- sents the compliments of the season to one mdall. rw •n*' ^i •T ' ~ww • TT 'f-r— ww ww yy BRaWN & PHILLIPS Ready to Wear Dry Goods 3 East Union Street,. Newark; N..Y. Christmas has Come and Gone But we still haV§AJSSSJiP? of seasonable goods. Your are invited-to call and in- spect it. ~ ' PROSPUS & FISK Use Our Bronchial Throat Lozenges ERNEST F. FOX Attorney and Counselor Opera House Block, Newark, New York- 40w3 J)r. F» E. METCALF,: Dentist, * Pioneer Block, . New«rtr, - -\••• •«• NiwVork Offlbehours:9to' 12; A.Si.,' lioSS. H. For all Throat and Bronchia Trouble. The Best and Largest Pack age, only 10 cents. HlKSDORNERDiirSlRt DO YOUR According: to Mother Goose,. Toe CMcagd Eecora-Heriia. 'Old Mother Hubert! WMttorthpcrnKtl jfd . ; . But owing - - lc - , The Birmingham Age-Herald,—\The finest clothing m a person's own. skin,\ says Mark Twain. And .we- might add that it is a darned goodr^h, ., - The .ftjjlwqukee SentlneljrrThe hewst that', France IB namiDK her. battleBhipe, after famous authors will (Sause a stir of |rati^#t^ari«fih'In4|ina. . w '\'^ Buffalo 'CbmniBrdfaim-There seem tori*' men and women—arid that in .no small raiifiOfity«'#ho really could hot enjoy a theatrical, or muaical entertainment uhles6 : by going late they felt sure that |ney.' were going to prevent' other men and 1 women from enjoying themselves. pant' a • K to\ the ttei th»t «be lls<l thfl promtnm o n he r pblicy jcut vhile the diTidond had again been reduced, tho poinr dojt got none. '\ ' little jack Horner - U ~8»* W » corner Eagerly longingfo r nter He realised; however, that tnMmUch aa h e h»d no family; connection with the Mo- ( ^feS , :^W! ,, ^ , vraile _. wa* hopele»», and h e Vhikt a poor boy: a m i;i\ There wa» a crooked nan Who went » crooked mile, And he found a crooked li^pence aig»lnrt * orooked etile. - • ... Whereat h e eadlr eald to, himself: \Being crooked I onght to be i life Iniurancc P'twldent and .thm have a ohnnee to pick eomethirg worth while,\ . Tom, Tom , the i Stole a -pit arid ' But, betat arreafiM per'i aon, Bg*s tornh, errtd:: Btit, betat arreetea prewmUT, M cried •That'a the>»jr ««*»!: If I'd atble atmit a httidMd thouan' a rear' frotn tae poifi^K^ry iw(* tmAj#nt4 mm Wh»< I done.\ Kansas City Journal.—Mr. Carnegie declares that an income tax, makes liars. If other taxes don',t. dp ,ilw, l s»m*.,thin»L ani j*pirig.'HtTlp, they at least cause lii» • ia give their . talents exercise. Washington P«it—''^farly^every man who aets married nowaday* wears spec- tacles,\- sayB-' •$!& IJ^w Y6»l£ PreSffi Profcabtv mined, ute* e^et td*ing;>«>tii*- ahiptryingtttjeeAi.ftfllSlB.bi'.' or\ •„. •„-.. •? L I •i^jrftiU -t'rm» r •.-;.•. •;• 1 will receive K„ O, T.>M., dues at the Wayne Gpuiity: Mill «t any time, and the last\ wo Saturday evenings at* Pr68eus\ifc ITfak's store, J.'W. Oarfiok, B.K. Nothing 0otr»ap \Wdl Bir,\ said the great lawyer. • The visitor spoke tremulously.' _ \1 am a defaulter,\ he said, \and I want you to defend me;\ The .othef shook him by the hand. \Certainly I-will' defehd you,\ x wfr friendj\ he murmured kindly. \A M how i many hundred thousand dla'jyou say—\ • • '. \ - • : .«. <: \Hundred thousand!\ c the client in- terrupted. \On sir, don't think me worse than I am. It is only f490 in all, and I exBect to pay back' every cent before* 1 die.\ -^ - ' - The iawyerrose brusquely. Slfr'eyfe flashed scorn.attd contempt. • ; \George he said td the'offl^rf o^yj \show thiB dishonest rascal out.\^ ' Ea»y Way to J Get Rid of 8tumpa. . A method of getting; rid of *t«infs which has-beenIMghlrt^mmenried; *ndi which to be effective Should be dotte how, i s as fdllows: :,-• '-'»'• Bore a hole otfe.or two: inches.In dl- ameter and about 18 inches deep into the center of the stump. Then put Into,this hole one or twooimces ot saitpeter..: Eill. the hole with water laihasp'rini; take^out the plug,': pour in about one-half gal- lon of kerosehe- oil and I^it It. \the: stump will smolder-away to the'very extremities of the roots, leaving noth- ing but the ashes.—Farming. In every clime its colors areforind. Its lame has spread from sea to set Be n6tstirpTi*ed if in*he bthet *orW, ^T^o •vSi&t/t Hook* INiiWrm.. Wobble t Feel Insecwtey Drop Off, or Relieve Your Trouble? to If sa, or if you daJiotiseBas well as you would like to, let us remedy your troubled •Sememher, ho glasses if- they are hot needed. 0. C Whew W e l-««d Them. \Alter aU,\ said the Brltish-maiauf«s- tiirer, on a visit to America, \there's nothing you make here- that we do hdtmake, In Englaftdi\ •\ \Yqulre Biistafcea-,\ replied th» na- tive-, \there's on* tiling you •do»'t •eem able to make' in Englaad.\ ''What Is that, prayt\ ,' \Haste.\-. 4-sr . TI> I , .i.,^.. !^-^> Tin, Copper, Sheet Iron Work, Plumbing arid Fufnafee Wotki Repaiiing protntly attende»l t<s. Boss Washing Machines, Tonsiwa^da Asphalt <3t*avel • •; Roofing. Horn* 'Phone Ho. «. « BlMfcmarSt DR. D. F. JOHNSON Physician and Surgeon, H««™. \ Until 9:30 A. M. v aours. j- . x to 3 and 7 to 8 P. M. POST OFFICE BLOCK, Newark, N. Y. ~ Bojh Phones. Dr. W.C. CMttendeti, Osteopathlst. • Treatment by appointment at offloe or patient's residence. HaSfMiller St. - - - Keller'Phone 8Bw»2 ONE cENrt mm, Ida uader this head, I cent award each tuni. No advertisement lest than 15 cents, WANTED. W ANTED—Boarders No 8 Ford St. by week o r month. 42w2p FOR F OB SALE—Secondhand class eonditlon. Inquire a t SALE. stove, In first warehouse. TCiJli Smith. the Smith flw2p F OB 8AIiB—At private sale-. 1 Ivers -& Pond piano, piano lamp, parlor lamp, iron bed, springs, - commode, singer sewing] machine, \' \'\' ' \-i , dinner sot woven wir e OQt, dining table, aimjer: set. le«116to9j);.-m.*t413ffasonSt. F OB SALBfeBonble honse, i2-«-vM»di»on .B^^t.. 1 .-lBisrt6rniB t Q^WiHeSl^.^ WW IJtOR SALE—Piano an d couoh-bed. Jg Aseryfc.Stoote. Oheap. mi F OB SALK-Har d block woodi »3.00 per oord, delivered. W. M. FllMha, . STtf TO RENT* 'frOR BKNT^Storeiflth e ierriek bloek. o » r 'he west side of Main street, with l»se- ment. Siieof storis, jBMB.tes^jSteani heat anffSfectrie flghtii 1 ! 'Wffl*w6oS:y8Sr mseat ftobrsran--floors being deadened; ventilation t»Wect, making i t impoMible for any troM t o of the beethnlltblookstn Newark; i» in onseoindterione.-and will he rented BEST GfcADES OF COAL, [ Wood, Baled Hay and Stra\y. , Delivered in any part of village, A ttiaiwaer will '. CONVINCE YOU that we keep Ibe best i n the market Orders left at £, P. Soverhrll's office will be given prompt attention. Both Bell and Home 'Phones. c viwm* & SONS. FlL at a*ei^na\hie rTrlcfe to the • Mgb't porty. eg- hejglven at onoe. In<rulre-at the toottthViecbttd floor ot' *»•' Wo*. m mOBBWT-FlMt oi»*d»iry farm, lOO.aor&s t X, InqnireatGaaette^ffloe. -^- ^—0f .ffl-- .?,»-. L J WMtMapMAVe. Sevenrobnfliaad B#i drnaoe.^«K*toiith. 'aeor«[eifierJuh». 88tf riiO : Bh^*-T*6ia«ushea: rooma #as*!$K X located. Inquire No. anSfMain St. 88tf W^ mmMm^^^ ismt ' house. Win. Molntyre. Wlp TT'OBfr-T-Goiaiflel U. four pearls, and reoeive rewai t08T. % with opal i n cente r of to KeUey*sdrurstore Had the 8*rhe RetuU; In. a.Georgia tttwa -Irtiew-prphlbl-. tion prevails a man was arrested threej times in one day, charged with beinr drunk oh th« street*.. - _ J ';. \Where did you get th* whisaVfj asked the mayor.,.- <;J« # , •'• : \t jBift'tMl^jS wiWII*/ 1 '**'**!; «tjjijjrr.i*»tJ«^tfelsf- 'i&miri* tono'.l mmps caas -lT5-.«.f ^^^t^HKf^^***'';''
