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•\ r VOL. & MEDINA THFEilif, iUGnCJST 24, 1882.. NO 2%? Entered at the postqffice at Atedina, .A'. V., as second-olaaa matte?: The Medina Register. PUBLISHED KVBIIY TUUHSD4Y, BV M. A. BO WE M, Medina, Orleans Co. , N. T., 7ERMS: By mail, inside tike county, ?l.ol) a year, in tidvunin). Thuio who flu nol pay in advance will bo charged $2.00 tt year. BUY STRICTLY PURE * UT OWN BRiQHT ROBS. There are gnu-dona an<i gardens of rosrte,' All beautiful, bright and sweat; But oh 1 not ouo do I covet Qt all that I chance to meott For tho brlffhtestroao B the one that rrows „ iny own Mule noma \ Anil wherever I gjo. * In iny own little Kama for »o | Wit well do I know- No rose la so dew HI ahe. * BATE S 1 Square asn«o ...•, j£ CulamQ.„. K Coliuno.. i column.. OF ADVERTISING ino, iff trro>] 1 w'k. *l 00 9 'Mil b U» .uoo tn o» in tno^i It suli a til .0 00 « 0» : tt OO fHUU 85 (MH (l Oil \H $1 6 IK) -^-mj-ttr- 61) (Xl 101) tHI My Jloso ba a eye s that are browner Tuna ove r wore, eyes o f gnxeUo, Ami a hear t tha t belongs t o a vrviuan Marrtaifoaad dealt, iiioilcwtt frt*e. Obltarlci accompanying death uptlucs. te q cent* per line. Advorlliemcnta will be continued until urtlurwl QOt, anion Wbon orflorpd tneerlml, dlrwtltujs [ui lengto QT lima t o Oo tmerteti are tfim BQIIDCII card* ar e dollar* per y«»r tur QTO Hue* or le*», *nd on e dollar iter year tor ovory addition *1 Una. All coraraunicatlotit wait , l a onUr t o tosui* pobllcatlan, 1MS accompaaleo by the real nam e \( h o writer Tie Job Printing Departraeot I a ettppllrd wtab the uo**.t at) tea (i[ tape., aim rbrn erhlehle executed wflbnealoctiftod rllapalc* DOOM. ' ClIU-ULAlIlt, PAS1PULKT8. BALL TlrKKTM. UUSINBSS CAUH9, UAND IIILLH, „ IMTiLOUUEd , IIIU. HKAtltJ. n&NK Oil fcCKfl. PUOtill.\.iH8.H. MLui uiMfamts, WKOUIHUCAKUS AUCTION HlbUI. t>u»TBIli tsrv W e tttrlle IEU»PW:II(III 'if ut oq r wurk atut Ktillal yottr order., aeb cit will rr€tvo out be.l .tt^ntluii LONDON PURPLE Don't buy chfeap adulterated Paris Green, the best is the cheapest. JAMES BROS., Druggists, Medina. Iff. Y. \Yhniu wo *huulil truat Ion** attd wpMrl Kot-fttr-do r-roait^ From tbo gttnlon of homo Where, my Uoso ts bluoQtlnff tor moi F\or thw Qhartn of my Ufe Uost\hei-o— lit tho wtfo , Wbo Is fair and BWOOI to (too. So bud sod blossom, yo roap), - Whorovor tbotfitrdensBcow, • vw \>-. Notairuptur your fnurraut blooming •Tlnin tbo bouittlfuntose I know. Nur KfatfliJ^dryou l£&^ 1B tboro btta so fair \ AB th^.htitl.BO dtilnty and woa* \V4iloh uiy Uoao, Bo trtftget. To mako lay oorapjeto. Hu brouirhtio tn'Tsarden formn. -Har^« Worn. :«i^»i%.»f]tJe«ca:' l, Hqiirit»oavr«»e8k if ', Hew-Wm K nice situation {or * hu»- 'b<u4$,l(»tl'^« - %%!« of » lauvUyP No SOOtwyiWjVf'o xostimod oar ipuraoy Uwa I jMtfd,* with oo^ulilorabla ir.JIgusiioa: . wj^to surj«l|oil at your conduct, •JVaJ^iiriO, t ibcoptod In gootl laltU your . ^t^ftcofliivt jou woaW=-oot compro-«j iritoJfcij.'llUt, jou h»v& don* BO, and niost/lMwdiy, H U»o knowlotlge ol wJMtjiai! oocarrol wer© to reach my WKtfJ; sl»iiltt--sioT0f hearth* Inst of It, ' i, *«.?Ii)usli)Uc5»imirriedthenP' waattM Lqtlfct*-r$|>.y» the spes^tor appaaring j'ttmusod riiluer Ihmi tahamod. . M;I-ftrOi I xojolnotl, briofly. . v • ?*HpnJiour, M saltt my companion, rXftof-^ WOf .^Ifittie, In a. gravor tonal •» t\4itt miliar* too SorlfKisjui obligation X& yiiii tojidr«ait that yiwj. should remain una* a nibiupprolien.ilon which causes yon ancjulneara. 1 can afforJ you a very slmptuJraplfcoatlira of wbat, at present, apjpci&ftuin'esoiisablo indlsoretlon.\ BallMM oti Comet*. ' At a mooting ot tha Balloon Sootaty, M. Wilfred do FonvloUe delivered an Intereating loetnre o n \the Component Paris ol CoinaU.\ Th» locturor was an. nouueed as editor ot the Franco, >cten- tiffu perlodiual L' Kleotricik, au-t author ' o! uevural works o n coineta, inclutilug a description of his midnight observa- tion, from a balloon, of tho Uat eoniot •>f 1881. In tho course ot tho evening the first anggostion of a Balloon Soctoty for'iiottdon was attribntod to hlni. Ho AH AWKWABB JPSEPjK OA^TT - Hote* « B the Tiger. . The Bninnesa doolaro thoro are two ratiotios of tiger, tho?« ot the pltuus being niuoli larger than tlitMo found In the hills. Tho latter have a shorter l.-til, and are said to be mora aotlve and viuloua. Hut us no two Ugora, whothor shot o n tho plains or In tho hills, are Ulimlicnlly alike, varlotlus might bo multlnllml ait libitum. Tigers which live In the bills have tar harder work to keep their lardor supplied tlian |-«rparagiMed ttgor o( tlw plains, who takus up his abXKie-ijrarMa largo village and slaughters as tuaii) r TJnlli/ak».joi' coirs <u i SClIOtH. AMttCffCRCU, v —ThoBiintista an t malting manyooa* •rarta IrrHusslr), \. » —There are upwards of si x and tlire*- quarter millions of ohlldt-ou who attend Suuday Solioois i n the Uultud States. —Tho Mottiodist Hospital to bo erept- ed on Proauoct liejghts, Brooklyn, Is io ooat about half a million dollars—a costly monument to Its founder, Mi . George 1* Sohey. —The.hoathtm prjeata sa-a atRrtJog pnroohlal schools in Ceylon to compete with tho aahools of tho ChrisUnua; an d bognu by oiling Mr. 9pottlswoode, tho ; r-—7 v , - /,- -r „, . . - PrasUient of Ute Royal Sooloty, tor tho I neploasos. antUmireaseHn slio until ho ln tiiem Ul 0 el-ajren are taught to cull statoment that tho only accurate method ooo&u-os a monster, white the formur ro- j wa a d 000 | vo r » u d 8 |„ g i mm 5 ro l songs,' of studying tho stars was b r uwaus,e! t mslnss ma u •uulloan. Ino largest tigor ' baiioons, Aloh opinion the swti. high ' p'? 8 °™ r \'«-» death of moasurod as authority booked by strongly reconi- ' h « ia Z J« n fo \ 1 OD » inoh. when pegged moudtug their uso for astronomical pur- I °»* thirteen loot four Inches. 1 noted noses. 'The leoturej suggested that U10 I ! ho moaSdromonts at UteUtnc, and It was sudden discovery of a groaT comet close •»''gl>ablo how, jfter the lapse o time, • •-* -• -~ —. ->-•-— — I tho dimensions of this animal varied no- lo tho sun during thareennt eclipse was 1 — -—-—j — --.-..,«,, , a turtherroasoiTfbr supplemoritlng-tho 1 oo«Ung tatl)e memory of tho Individual r * - -> « ° .- I-mlRtinw th« clroitinstanooa. With somo Newernt'Cr Law, Sablcnbo n Mbaitu not glvn oipfn*. nutlc. ^ciliilrNty, sre cboetderw] »U&II»E tu con itnuo tablr Babeenptlon . „ rSe. _ It •ub^Hber f titile' the dt«cntitra!ictn< tbtitr mrl^UKSle.tbe foblubor* rail aiBUBao to l«n d tbein' Btu^l l ttrteittasv. ere ititil. S If anbicxibere- nettlcet or refu*e tp taste melt portodlcsli Inm lS«.o(nt») to whirl) Jti«>* atrv til rected, tb^y «T« betil hupot.ettuo uolll tneiy bar. ••tttrd thnlr tutu end oioe<?e tK«ni iltie.-ituuard 4. If talMcttbcr. tnovtf to^nthei |iU>*3* wltltuat InibnnlQg lb « pab'.t.bnre. er^Hhe |uipnre are *cbt on to Ibe Farmer dtrreftoa, they Me QetU re»|Mil]t Ibte. 5. Tbo (neru beTe doctdrd thel 'trvfoelbz >e take pertadlcAie from the office, ot rc«T«tvfrte «nd l«*rlOf IStm oneejtod fuf, u [irbn. UHe V^td^nce Ot tateslldttej fretaa. S. A«J pwe^io who reeet^ e e peP*r «a d m«V» I BM of li, wejether be h*» ordered It or o«t . t , bsttkj t s taw to be ev eabecttber T If «ab»aiber. pay IB Kl«anee they am boand to tft'e O»UCK> t.. tbe paMI ber at tbe eu d of tbr Una, II ibe ; do oof erteb t o ctwltoue tektnittt, otbefwt*. in e pqblUber ta Anthnrlinl tu ared It on , and Ibe euOieftber erltl be bald re.inio.tble aou l en asr>rva» oodce erttb payment to t all ar- rsare. ta «rai la the pabllsber. Sold Mi<i l»nrn»lee>e Urea l Blood Purifier. ,„ ,, , c-k K ittil an d delicat e |.te|.araUoll lor ln motbi d condiilotts o l tbe bloo d 41c th e -A m oct in\vnti-d Itrinuvc B Ian . nxan y dlsca-»«s itnli a s satl-illcom, rtltjj. pur,;.Ira . heckles an d All blcntlehc a of ib r %e-a»rnt, UiiT*. rarbuncte s antra , an d pttnlc s Lolnlr tuil leraVcs tb e aktn - tnoolll Bud Try the I'ot tbe r and cut e all tbese ailtticniv bcauiifu l l*rtcc So cottts s bottle . If w c did nul believe It t o Ate th e Htcalesl b, lame s Bruthcra . Hlood I'otibc t caant . w c abool d ttraitalt ~-^-~- barlotnolTcrln g il ft yo u unde r ., pdaittve^Tyac, TruBta , The Wllolo Trutta tSv. Noclaluv but ttae Trutta. 1 If vou ar c suocrinft (ru m pro t health br lanafotdtlnK °t t a be d o l Wtaatyourcata do. (rbarer lot I do a tllcc job of work . prcach;tevtv e you. II you lecl wea k and dliplrtt- iiSKOod aermon try a law-sui t well - oa-totii a pa|lcnl, or write a (ftaod article w-' 1 --• sluKR-Hh brain and unstead y net'e.. f -uatant e a* w c do. V n, l ,,c j^ 11 ^ 1 large llie $•• SolJ by.Jame a lirotbet You can' t ' l»U,lNtJlS CAIIIH. roud t*' GUAVES, ATTOIUipY AND JDSTICK »KD t'OtTKJSKLOII AT L-\W, „ o r TIIK feAe t OfBee Srat dour on I r^^a atrawt: ..a t at Bancroft iaoaae Spendal atlenuoti (tra^t toeotlec- tuna autf l)KNTl*r Offlea a*vt Kflnita*-*; • ««rtF yo e » »ai n «* T - - hone >h<Hil.d mak e th e attemp t in tuc h j.t« cootlldon . whetr II can be easily an d t*..c*.f.- • w rcraovc»i bysj Utile ot Pannalce's Dy*-I p*rpsla Compouml It »a a great fcguia- tifl g tonic R«;li« NRuarantcc d or mone y refunde d San.jil c boMc A l& cent* , larari silo 1.00. Sold by Jamc%\{Jroiht rs, A ISvautKiil CoroptcXIoD Is flic rosoilt u( usin g Hamilto^Kj Ortr n tal llalm. n nto r .«uiih|ii e o n a uc u 01 sirknes.* . lak e rc r lot Haxnilton' t German Bitter s will tv e ?au- tM-joficd. without knowing clearlj-why . Gcfnijtn •riih a Bitter s will oi-tc yo u IT yo u tccl tha t d|t«>u r sritcm need* cloansinfj. lonin(( 0 1 'ttrenRtnening . Ciciman Bitter*^* \what yo u ll you ar r old . an d you r j>ul& r» lr-eble your ntrtvc* unstead y and you r ttACultics waning, Hamilton' s Germa n Htuenwlll Ri^ e TOO ne w hi e and vigor v»i-trr Vi rcnti per bottle , boldly Jim imc» Brothers. a r ran ted J o b e harrnles».x^ hc !40LDRtDaE & CRAY. Dealers tn IT was dining oiio evening wife; ray frioml Paauatt. and,- Ra w e aaf bv^r our wiau, ho nicntioucd th&t he had jiwt ro- tuxnod from Strasbourg, whortrhla altpn- Uon lind beea dlix-clod to tho extensive furtilluiitiotia tlie Gormaos had cmcictl minafllliQ.nity hm l mm* int n t^^f ^B. 1 !? . From thlH subject the ootivureatioa dl- vcrgctl to tho FTanoo-Pruasian war, aad Paijca! said: **Iiy-tho-byo,l wa» In Paris during tho Commune, and on one occasion met with rathur a ourioua advoitturu.\ \.Whatwaa It?\ Ilntiuirud. \I will tail you,\ h e replied. \You »re aware that tho (Inn of wbloh I tun a member has oxten&iTO dealing with vari- ous Fruntih commoryiai houses. Shortly afmr the siege <d 1'aria vftu over, I went thuro, and had nut beea ln the city more thtin t week or ton d»ya buforo the In- surrection which resulted la tho est&b- lUhinent o#^the Commune broke out. Aftor the v ersallles troops^had made themselves mastors of Paris, hundreds of unfortunate wretobea wore ruthlessly nhut, but littio trouble being taken to discriminate between the gnuty and the innocent. For soreral days it ww not •Mo to venture Into tho strvata; but A\ lartt 1 made my way to tho local prt/cei- ttrt tmtl obuuned a pa&a to leave the city On iho foilowtn? evuning, at tho raihvay etati'ra, I fomid'ttmt each .pa.'eumgrr'i panport \rnss subieft^d tu n rigid scrutiny Mine, howovi-r, being perfectly «*n rkgU, I wns tUlowed. ajtcr only a brief Uatitrro- jjaiton, to paArj on t o tho platitirra. I tuuk a teat in a coupe, the only other oc- cupant of which iras a lady dnvtvted in deep mourning. She was a tall and rallur good-looking woman. I bowed augliliy c&a entering the carriage, as b ; UM cnitom In Franco, but no word was japokon b r eittier of us for some litlje I time Presently my traTeHng companion took out hxTr watch. A slight exclama- tion of voaation escaped her, and, turn- ing to me, iho aaid • \I > ardoti, Monsieur—can you inform tne what o'cltx'k tt Lif I find that my ,/walch has «topp»nl-\ rJun twcitty minutes past mine, tmwlame.** \After a briefnaitsse, she nald: \Monsieur U f-nghsh. Is It not •oP\ \Now I rather pique tnyaatf upon tho wrrrctrK5W of my accent, so 11 was allghUy ajujoyvd at the speaker'* reailr couelusion (hut I trajt a foreigner 1 therefore aimply bowed. With a French- wntQan't intuiuVe tact, my companion, pcrvclvin^ that my amaur prxsprt was hurt, tiasU-incti Io add- \Mooaipur upt'oka our language ad* mirahly. and hu accent la, if I may bo bat thrno is a digiti intonat}na which oontlde fn you that I am not, as you sup- pose, a woiURja.'V ••Not & wouaftnt\ I oxoltalmed, with tmouishniont. uot unmixed witk In- credulity. **No!* I hiavo assumed this dress to ,\|\fiscii.tatirt held a ddlnnxiaaipi. as Colonel of a n tnnlry roglixaaanl tltiring^ the Commttuo, and, althoug'b I boil n o share In th e ex> ctrHscs by wlaleli ll nras disgraced, the mere fact tlacst I had basa^n lu lbs service would ho suiHulonl to sea t mv fata were I to fall Into tho hsnda of the oiUfiiif; —A llludoo woruait lately said to a missionary. ' \Wltat» boauUful rtll^on yours is I Ours Rivets .xo such tosolting.' Ours Is nn out«id<?'\rellgion. tolllnz us to do things; bu t this is a religion of thai heart.\ •*. . . *- -. —At the annual coiamonoemont oxots olsea/ajf Ulrttm Collisga rotwntly, Mr*.- Jatuoa A fjarttejtinrsj odeotea to filltho vacancy tn tho college board/oreatod by ixafthA Posluonln. observed tho «» « i^JS^\it to to record in MM. Garfiuld attmoHlmrr tHtjhl elasse. tranMt of a large comet across the solar , $Z££S\JS£S% ttoe \ZTm™- side by side in th B lusdtute. diso during an aolipse. Plngre Ulonti- i iled the eeiipso with that observed by An- uromonta. othontlso one a tnomory ia apt axngoraa la B. C. 468.* RefleoUon t0 prove treaohorotia. W o thus hoar of showed U»at In spite of tWnawing nu»- J*.? 0 ™ of fabulous «Uea. . I myself be- bor of our observatorleii, fvast number Uovo . lo n foot \Ig^ Htehea-porhapa ten itT8r-i^t^nyr-^^Htit»^^ji»ty-nT<B»-e8oa^?^ ci^uinstiuacosarethoa*.,! espoolallKlp clouds often of quite Inood- - ? x , * u ^° r - \ V,U K ur , uu , tt \^ aiiierabU density f In those cases bal- boU Donalv CommliwlonW loons wero-of tbegr^atostiise^-aahahjm- ' who nu WUw » nll d 800n kin sulf erporionced iu a tree ascent during last winter, li e was astonished at una* lug that a oloud. which had boon hover- ing over .'aria for more than three weeks and turning day Into night, was but a feet sit inoh*»—fo- bo tho utmost length \oTVujjorTin^^ or Dubrl, killed a great many tigers, never saw one of moro than ton foot four Inches. It i* a dis- —-The now Preabytorlan synods which are to mout la the coining autumn will have largo constiluencioa, That of Pennsylvania heads the Uat with 131,054 muimunlwmta; that of Now York has 46,967; 'Illinois, 42.28S; Indiana, *7,67oi Iowa, S0.812. —Chicago Tribune. —Paul Tulano, who owns, bealdtaa hU poascjciions in olhor places, about Governments For lame da)*s past I had j fow hundred feel thick. Tho method of observation from balloons wa» applloa- j * bit* not only to the discoTory of oorneU | ; but also to tho inferior phwieta, the modi- I t acal light and the Aurora Uoreaha. A\ i tu comets, tha most likely ancient tho- i ory of their nature was that of thePyth- , a^omazia, who I magi nod a comet to DO a diaphannus body, which had often been i coir pared to the glass globe filled with | wautr. UKcd by horologlata to concentrate the Hght of a lamp on their work, Tbese uncttrnt Avitronoraors regarded this Iran-*- pan*ni sphere as travolmg ta IU orbit through tha caleat'ial 'expanse and. con- wninvtlng hot.ind l\t tho solar ravs- - It hail beea ohjootuwi that no such ball of gas as M de KonvMle doontml almost evory comet's nucleus to bo could exist tn »!>aro without bdlng absorbed tiiat the ciimct's tall must 1M part of .la stjUitamv, growing as the head dwlndli-d at pp-rthution. and conremely Tl»i*o obievUitfu Uitt lecturer dealt with lo de- tail, arguini; that thcrxi was nh moro'no- rt**iU> fur tho dtsntpatUm of the corai'i'i gas«m<\U nurlous Uian fur that of nur own ptxlwi'i atmf*4phore In discussing the s*-.*Jftd objrctluo he spoke a t lh«i beards eta as well, as their tails these beun ooucea-ledtn tbe house of my sister. This momiog alio appUod for an d ob- tained apai^suthonj&ag her to leave the city. Tfedi, M arrmjn^efl, she handed to ms.aml. rnrniod with it and olad In fe- male attlro, I BiiocuedcKl thli evouinff In evading th e Tljllanoe o f tho authorities . The attltnd* I aisumcxl toward rou , and for which I apolo£i*K, w&t the luspira- | . Don of the aaaomtmt, when 1 p*ret*ivcd ' ^tx)atUiopa3»eng\«T»iTer« biilDgexan3intMl. ' BrS I Judfftjtl that it would aisarm sit* piciun. ilitdhflrlo mv disguise hat «*'i-vud me wall; arxci. If yuii wil l anU ptsrrnit mo at Calais to ro|)i>5-wat myself ua lady umler your «B»oort, I hav« nvery Uupe ol being nolo to n-aoh Kuglnnd In aofety,\ 1 did no*, like this pro|HufUon at ai. I It might prov e t. very serious matter for cue were mv cempaaton arrested, siarc 1 should tbid my*etf most probably charged wfctii boJng fi»ccc*->ory to iho eftrafK* froirs Jusllce of a notorious tW rauuul. Yet, on the either hand, to re f JSC might cauaii the eatvrrillcu of tho pt>ui f«!lpw* life . After m few mlnut>m do ube ration tiborefore. Z «ald / •• If you ••rill give axe your-won! of honor that, in the urea l of your, talliim into tho hA2adso(meSaJuthoHut-A, yo u wilt j hear>l*, protecting in a direction uppo-itie under no e^Tvumitanr-*** revival the fact i to tha^t of the tails, and darting towartl that 1 am aawaru ofywar real eharaetor, I | th,. .un lattead of away from It, wore putod iwlut how a tiger strlkiis down | jffv^m.\ ^K X^^i-rTT^-aWW Ita prey and. althougR I have llvetl in Q^^^^g™}* '? S? W ^ and\ roamed In janeft for the greater \ ^ *» T£i * J™!* v* *£* part of my Ufe. L W had^U. j Jj^jj ^ ^^\0$ s. B. FIS.KINH, ArTllltfJBV AMI) , '\ <T '\ iE1 '\\ M ^ 1 . lJ N W \ Mattrasses, Picture FTames, Mery, Mmi 3 4 and 3 6 Main Street, MedimrrN. Y. H-VUT) niock U-J.9 ftr**«t . UOtalOA. K t. A O wort tiftft •»tlj tfnn«yat fair prlMm Poteolaln r>l*t«« »-P\ 1 tally. Come aadscc m e w.tl rvntlpsET yon all tlw asaUtancw in my the r*Md^j, and I power -that fe» fair.\ to b«lieve that for- pledge rows my 'wor«J at a Frenchmao ruid a toltiicr tftal 1 wrill oiaetlv t;h*er\o Uia cond\itioa you bm minuscd * \NotliJE^pj mnre WTOJI said on the •ob- ject, and wo arrived; at Calais without augfai ha* Ua/r occurr«*d In raoee us tin- caMnrts. Altar a brief detention at th« pier while our passpo^rts wore bpicg ot amlned. w» .Talked o n board th e mail boat tngr^eiier, my aCompanKin leaning affocttonax-r*!y upon mv arm. It was a relief In cay mind, suiu mint ha TO boon still rnnn- so In hla, whon. ai laval. th- } uwk«l t^a^ ItJ-rtf froui U.0 ah*»re iuid^* airly itax-tsrd no hex WtlUU « XT TTAn- r IIOISF^ Tho only fimt Hrffta^oO-l in MIDIN H. N Bonuss, FIT* trtw I'm tinf^ 1 t;a-—t^ TOIIN D- WARRKN , tj PTrlYSlftW »NI . 1 C tflr* i&d RestdPiKT* l-al'*Ti Bp*d»l tiftitf Il'ior* Frs.n. Trl\ph*>I>* rif.Ti.nirinl<\iitr<>T. the O(11M» ^ Pr->pir1i*u>r Itimd tjrp i U. D 11 itt.t> • Nr-w 11 and nt j a t„n ;bt 'call I i!«l * *' 4*^ URED KI.It.MV , I'AINTKH AM . P M'RH H ANnKV HM f»m''T«l frum 1'a'k Afrnin» to < nthTlnp \*t holwren t'arlt, WrMiti- pat-ftl lo d o «II wttrlt In hi dlr![intch ted me eignor \ I could not resist lite compliment, and repliml, smiting \\Madame flatters me r * There was ailenca between as for a fe^r m<»fn«iit,i: , and then my companion said, nithor abruptly, as I thought. \iSIonsit'mr. may I venture to solicit a -favor ntjrnur hand.*^* • f ^'lf mndamo wilt indicate tlie n at lire of IhV^nrvice ibe rntjartirw of mo,\ I re- plied. gtmrdodlY. \I will inform her I wl^yiaE-^-^uol it he in m^jnwgr iql jie KP IXX remlrr iu\ - \ ' '\\ l '-— — \It is simply,\iVJon^lour that, if wlu»n U3rr.igat<»d. yon will nftve the fro>xlness to •doolaro that I am a lady well known to you and traveling under y>*nr oscoyL** \But madame,\ I began -*yith jmr- niiie, when she mu>mipted mo N ky aay- mg \ \Maonjosa ^ ro n &s»ed b e Under n o ab v prehensirroa yo a will curapronii^e yotinwlf by a^cedino; to my request ft must appear y> yo u an extraordinary otip, I admit, hut reasons I am not a t liberty to explain render it desirable for nic not to be <uppowed to b*» traveling alone \ \But you would have travHnd so had I not bv.nifre fh.inc»4 entertMl this eom- partmi*nt,\ I \aid •\\••-\ \That is tnti- and it is a most fortu- I'llailll.'l ...-._ the ex < «»*«»«fl. after wnnnly ihanklng me fnr ih«» wrvlre I bad tvnd*»red Inm bade nif a»f irti, and and I hatx* nowi scon him sxacr \ -A'lmidy HeraLL puicale. ho said, to most of the parti- san* of the materiality of the tail But on the optical theory all uraa consUtent .^odi-tpltatioOs body would allow of the whole of the light being traiwniUed di- rectly through It. Thfre must be a *h<»rt rvfrartlon at woll as refloelion, so that a enmet having a tail by reiloctl.tn must also hare generatm! a bear%l by retrac • tion, and thozie two oppotites must bo cnmpltmentaiy to each other One uf the principal objects of balluon oxpli.ra- tion* w.iiild lie u» InviMtlgau* this rurro- latitsiT which g^>n«ra]lv etraped the no- \ Urv uf land awtnjnonicr*. because tho b*»aril< pnijectiugm the direction of the son. tnuVi IM> m*»ro diOVult to detect than voyage acro«'l w I the tails. Which receded .from It, and I -irt 1>M»I-»I j ei-mid nn4 be- •r^ennnod eKow^t andnr thn killed. I novur saw an animal etruok down, though I have 0011,0 H|>on the J ulvering carcase nut yet ouldj/Opinions IftTer Witllamaon aaya: ** *Kho licer's fore-paw ts tho Invariable engine of do s'rucUon. Mon {»eraona imagine that if a tiger wcje deprived of IU claws and teeth he would be rendered harmless, but this U a great error. *The wnight of the limb is the real cause of mUohief, for the talons are rarely extondted when a tiger twbu». The operation is similar to that of a hammer, the tiger raises hU paw, and bring* it down with snarl force as not only to aton a cnmmott-slxed bul- lock or botTalo, but even dnisidng Uio Ixinos of the skull I have seen many men and doer that had been killed by and ' tigers, in nm«ii of which no mark of a; claw could b« •« , - , n. and when scratches di d apponrthe y were oU\ tuust y th e effnet t»f chatic v fro m the claw slidin g dtiwn - ward, and nol Imm dc*igi>.** Johnson l* of a cunt ran* opinion, for he A8V* •* During a rvjiSdence of nine yearn ln (1.ttlra 1 n«»v«r saw a man or animal killed by a tlgrr that hail not tho mark of lalorti*. vet 1 admit that the force with \vblch a tiger generally utrtkns is sufll ctent iu Itwdf. without the aid id his claws, to kill men or Uu-ge animals, and I believe that il occasionally takes place In the manner! have de*orined, but nev- er (r»m itf) weight, like tho fall of a hanv nver ** Of my two ponies, the llmt was seisiHl in the itahle by the Uiroat and the wind-pii-e, and 1 also saw a bullock thus treate*. at Papicondah. on the Uo- davery. My «ce*>nd |*«*oy was killed by a grip of the upper part of th« neck by which the. Jugular was aevored. nml. thtuigh win I.JJGZ w as iTri ven nff. Utep<>n) hied l o death. --J-antlo-m FicUt. Anrrlraa Hones. Mr UjnIUni doesn't seem t o havi voryg'»\«t lurk this ynar lu Mngtaixl Tlie n**.•**•« Is that Mr I<.»rlllar»l is too smart Me llilnki h«n Is going u» tench those ehajw rsi'lftg tricks on this sids of thu » *ati>r Tho truth is Uiat they knew all ahuut lib* i-style of wurit whiui _^ __ iwaddtiajT i«lrttln>«, 1 hav* TJiiat 'l.'-iWi-S^t liHT\Tri^ilB—ef-^ri 5 \ | rase If a ijian t>nt>iN twn hor^^s for ( i nc -, r m_i;oglsnd h e is \tptcted to ^J^ nnntytrb Wfnr e f _ , to'tjt faf.rsb.e .ircutnstaneca. The m*»t reajtnnahlo ciplanation was that the oomft lighted up tho heavens ju*t as our s<*acaasts w»»re lighted up by an ol»n*lrio lamp whnup rays w«-re prtiipcteti by a revolving mirror -/-endim Times What Shall We Drink in Hot Wrathcrl Tho thirsty season of the year has ar rivttil and ifie summer drink Is In de- mand The refreshing gurgle of the soda fountain ia as lnvigi»ratTng tn tlie Uiirsty^yml aa the bee of the desert'tell tng ot watc aie, root becT, bircii beer. 1 i-fiicr SI 1 |iUP mt n ncaliK\* HQ W. ALI.IB, \Xcw Torh Na- Htnie Mntu&l IticMilttral Aid mid Xr-ftd. which sr e good- aiidri*Tnl , fliJ ^nCTpUef* f Offloo t n nffatny'n I'hotogrnph dollorj , llrow: ' Block, Medtn s N Y. * 7 ERRORS OF YOUTH. A URV-TT.KMA:- whotMiffarctl Tor renr * irirn Ner TttUS DlOllLtTV rHllMATOtlB l»E< 'AT. it lid rttt thcoff'Wt**«y<*iittil\'.l |ii(U»croiI(in, will IOT the -!tk»- Of urtiterinfT tiumrtnlly si-nd frru tn n « who n«H>d it theTcclp*' ntwl dirpcttnn Inr mnk,lr»^ tlie *.n?i>i*- remflflyOv whicli tin wns'rTirprf s*«iiT* r.-r» wiithlt.ji to profit by tho a<W->rI«eT> , exporipneo can do « o by iidareas'nc In pftrft-ci noufldi*nci» • AdMONTIl and board !n your comity Me n ^ _ J 'o r ladles. Picasso hOftlnei^a. AddireB P. W. ZISQLER&tJ O .Boxm.l'hilndelpblft Pa. tfstp accident whirh h.is givo n me mnn- iH'tir for a'fpllow traveler, was the <piick n»fiw»n^e ^ 1 relWtcd a moment before I again Kp«»kt>. an*i I made a shrewd guess at the | iiiitttves whn*h hajj .v^uat4\l my fair ' fiimi'iiTiioo in mrikinff the pn»po*iUon «liv fi.-ul just nddrr-vvd to me. She ap- pearcd a resulute. determined woman, | :in<l it WIK, I thonghl. mr»re thiUi pos- , sililo that she ha«l played a part during the Commune wht^h rendered it ah*r*>- | Inlclv {\wentinl to her s.afety thai sh e ' sli'MiM eseape from France. Chance j having ^hrown us together, the idea had | I evidently struck her that, bv represent- ' ing herself as a lady nflder the eseort of [ deolarv hts winner Ujog\ enm^gh\ Ix'fi.n^ hand »\i tJbsi those who are in the ring ' may di-sp-a their Ixstja. Now. M r I.or.1 I larnhs I * i*»rali| snd Sachem in the L>er ' by. and K*\ l-'l pvery h«>dy guppftse he had j marked tsi-^Tahl to win. when, in realitT that h<>rci>- <ni merely u» cut out the ' -rnntiiiig «» T liii(i ivu'hcin was to be saved j ftWuie Snal dash l>orillanrs agents herp^vt it remitn wiih Gerald aa winner up to thj- last moment, and then de clared *N-*-Sii'ra My * weren t the othen mad 1 THeytwon* -A high and mightv nalliihai *^n-hahv sh«r»t.ld not wi n and ha (fidn ' . though H. was perfe*-tly evt diMit >'> t h.isi'wiw «a\*Mh e finish that he was hv ail oddi the 1 tw H h'»n«e in th* held. It s addtUon to Ins\ bcinjj bad h riddpn ar^- l tint lid gr* until th*>4,at.\ their weretwr * j.-w-key^ m th e rae e vch'i ha d orders to cro w him i f he cam e up. xjyen if Uiptr O'wri linrses g-n4 nile»l <mt fur fotd in g Tnt— was the WAT the Kngti« h hop*** owneri N »*%kof teaehinulhc Amcri 1 a n no l toUt* \ fr-e^n I r*-<-k'>n lie wil l lie more careMi •»-r>«tlh( ( r time, an d not want t«. d n all thp be^tiiiff that is back of his hor<*e<. when UK-V \nn. (j-eralil were pnt«rvd for the Sand own Derby vettfrda.v . hut Saclrem wa s «uT.iN-liei| and deraJd ran. He did nobly ai lir«t. dead hca.twit h th e two other 1 * a new c,.ous enmp\und nectar , soda . A .Hrene in Cairo. I remember arte day being attracted by a rather targ*- crowd in a fain. *»*tiiare. and on getting lienrer saw a i>di>-<.'man. whip in hand svaiol on tiii» bos of an eninr.ycaniagw and <I-V4htf,ix ^er^ tiguT-^ null islv i .if :•% pHim . wh»i erection and endowment of a college foi the education of tho whita young men. ol Now Urloans In language, tlterature, toionoe and art. — *Y. 0. .fVayuiie. - Iowa, it is stated, has so many.ool- legea—almost thirty-that they hare all been kept mor* or loss weak, not one of them advancing to the rank of a Ihoroogb unlvurshy. Thi s ridiculous inujtlpnca- tion of collegoa la a crying evil ta othut titatea as well aa in lows . U— tfcrae- <iu*rtcni of all the colleges la AmoricJ were utterly aboliatied and their valus and eadowmonta dorotod to the onl»rge- meut of Urn rucualulng colleges and the improvement of the public schools, U would bo of in calculable, benollt t o the people.—iV. r. Tribune. -(>en Dufonl's attempt to harmonlzs pulpit and the raco-ciourse leads ths Chrt*H$n i'nten to oommeat as follows-. ••l*lro attempt to bring the ekurch and Uio theater into harmuny Is a bold and optitniatio oflbct. but what shall be said ' of the (alUi of trtHi Bufurd, who wants lo bring lite church and tho turf Into friendly relations? H o lately made a speech in UniUviUo In which ho set forth the great services whiah tbe raoo-conrso has rendered t o manlClnd. cited tfio case of the Bishop of Canterbury as that of ad ecclesiastic who attends races, And urged all goo d people to accept-u\e virtues of racing without IU vices. Omat, Indeed, mint bo the fs^h^oj^conr ^wia.,, who hopes tu redeem the Tit^nes* of* 1 ^ ^ horse-rai'lng \ - — V* * '•e- - rrXMEXT PARAORAPflS- — ilV nil im<ansfidlt>w tlie fashion, but a gtmeroiH ma n wlli always give tho faahion a guo*l start and not crowd U too cl«»ely. - During 18S1 Uie Tnited Rtatea coo- sumfd a total of !MR,OQO tuns of sugar j- tt w eistimatcU by a young man who was •Tiuruiig all last winter*- that fully halt the amount wa s made into itaranzcla. gratlp t ously at the head itnntiing at the h> log t n i p i let the m under th e aetir e eter- eiae I n whic h .the rvpr.*>*entaMvi. of r.g,plian majesty »at imlolging On inuuiry^of the h\ «tnn*l»*r«, 1 found that the coachman had gt»t off the b<n to hold tho horses while his master was engaged in nome neighl-orlng shop. Thn policeman h'^l at onee jumped up in onler to drive the oarriage to a spot considered more rooTeiiiuiiL. An Kn- gltsti crowd would ne» doubt luive in- sisted on teaching that ptdleeman the 1 j?_rnper usc_of a whip o n his own bully's N.ithi. oakas—a— \ '.sexl'si. moll mead, plain socja ice rream drink that combine's one ,ice cream and one soda in a moonhgiii sonata of per- fect harmony, spruce beer, plain lenw nade. lomorjadc with berries and sliced pineapple. Ume juice, and all the ditTcrent sodas, oolTee, soda, rasp- berry, strawberry, ipmnn. pineap- p'*. ginger and other flavorings-' Then there are iced mineral waters, cor- dials and tonics withonl number, ami an old-fashioned drink which - is getting •earee. bwttarcnilk Iced U?a and eofTee, Iced milk and koumiss or milk chain pagne are all summer's cooling beve- rages, and that cheap but popular fiaa knwrn as pop. 160 eases of which were consumed on tho fair grounds in this city last week There are a number of cooling harvest drinks which are made in the farmhouse home, brewed hop beer, ginger b**er. dandelion coffee and a •b/silet! mhapound of water, molawes ami ginger, when cold, la a very gta.iHul drink. No intoxicating liquors Rttould^x* indulged in daring the hot months. ^TJiey are .made in the most er under such fascinating rfny invite investigation and with so nihch fruit sugar and mint that the modictfm of liquor seams lost, butr to <nany a one they are dangerous X attractions. \Tner6*rdeath in the pot>' The al- ready heated blood receives more fuel, y the appetite craves more refreshing and Sa.i-hern,.•( tw j nrUT a mal names that y^ - . rmmenaely. n-garding it as a sort ol ••fsnUa-styen,\ lyjikh might bo translated by our indigentms speetiM of street-iiJler as a \lark While tho fun was at its height a superior officer apneareii oa tias scene, and shortly afterward the owner of tlie carnage, a Paaha- ThiST latter gentleman insisted on immediate repara- tion, which Uio officer at once offered by adminiMcring a sound drobbing to his zealous and playful aubordlnatc. who-j howled the while most' piteousiy* This was not enough, however, for the Pasha, for oo a subsequent visit to tha prison 1 j found my policeman incarcerateu for an indefinite period in onler to learn better 1 manners in dealing with a Pasha's car riage. and penned up in the same hole. was the unfortunate JXTOOIU. whom his lonUhlp ha*l unpnsoned for being whip- ped !- • SJacmiilan t iiugasint. A Midnight Sidewalk Narrtag*. Mr Lee Hale and Miss Kade Morgaa had lonV loved each other, but the pa- rents of Miss Sfttie ohjecte*! to tho union. An elopement had been determined on, and Sunday night was-the time aoL The father and brothers of-^ho young la-lv by some means had got an inkling of what was going on , and determined ftV &. W . lnirrkbam & <'U Jlotttou.Maas f*flf^ffe 6 rest er.ai.ee Io make nuiiiipj Tlio«f llUllI wll ° »J waT * t \ tf t advsjltinic oi ih.- am offered. gjnnraHy beconm wostl hy . while ttieer who do^oi )ra|irov« «ueh diaim'* reniulu MI pn v want many mon. women . Imy* *nt\ of which we have a large stock, bought at lower prices than aver before, and-which we will sell for 70 cents per foot to reduce onr stock. The Leg is held in place by one JNa 1 1 Screw through the Corner-brace. Any practical Cabinet Maker wil readi|y see the great strenth gained for the frame by this plan. The advantages of our tables are as follows y IS £.^A Very Strong Frame, from which the legs c<m be removed or replaced by new ones, should any be accidental- ly broken.- • ,. , . ' . , , 2nd —Our New Patent Carvid Spiral Leg, unquestionably m nnWt desirable teg ever offe«,to the public Elegant, ar- tistic and unique,; this .pattern alone will sell our tables in preference to any other. , , 3 rd--Metalic Leaf Support on Drop Leaf Tables, ahd Catch fastening the tops together .-ft the opening. • 4 th The most peifect Slide eAer invented ; free running running in Iho race; hut in the second heal he fciukone'srl. and lost the nice by a couple or longtte This (seems to be a good war to bat* Lonllard^r a pla.- . b'» - ,j,~ \'peu^oraves mors rrfreshliifr ami Ht.fsr.lrf snl«q!.d_ to Knph-ltmfn arc ci>e<t a to the ,| ir jht intoxic»>tloii.Trshwr>|' than to |danf mignonette, and when 11 tt>nu* up. to ajH-ertain that the seed man put cabbage seed into the wrong env«l- opo hide -*A good-looking girl never dies of a brDliPQ heart,\ »aj * a trench proverb. Ntdnwly eipetrta IUT to any more than Ihoy ntpect a honmly man to die of s broken suapondor - N. Y Qamnuraal Artt^rliMitr *^- MetulMfr of tlin ohnruh, out of breath ** What are you ringing that bell for? What are yo u ringing that boil for'*\ J'sostnn •• Why . Mr Blower la dead.\ bell*\ Hex Urn -\Well then, I I pose I've tolled a He \ —Thesmadl twy wh o was Benthy~bTs mother to invito some neighbors lo tea «nw asked by the invited if his maternal parent would expect therti if it rained, to which ho naively replied: **0, yea; I heard her aaV idle wanted to have It over with \ — IJostotf Oomnurciai BulU- - A pertain clerk In a western villagv nH*enUy made/ the following comment oo I'oealtonlAs. Said he ''Pocahontas waa a gr<'&t man; Pocahontaa was a kii7d-hoort?*d nian.\ \Hold onT' cried his companion, \Pocahontas w&* a wi»man,\ **Sho was. eh?\ said ho. ••Well, that's just m y luck. Ho w am I cxpec'trd to know* 1 haver read tha Bible v Chicago Times. ' Theater man.igers intend t a be just, • but they do wrong tn selling scats In tho center of a rt»w lo gentlemen who have so miieh bttsirjess outside to attend to between actx. It ts not only an inoon- v-enience to others but a stupendous bore to these gentlemen themselves to be con- tinually obliged (o crowd past the ladies f>cciipyirig th e oilier a^ata.--i5os£f>n rrtuv *cnp(. — An .Austin colored preacher being called upon upon to make a few remarks at the grave of a boy, said: \Deahly hehibbed bredtlerin and- sisterin, de day an' de hour whan each an' ebery one, nf us mus' yield up our aperots a m done Rot, but if a kind Providence had not X acceding to her requ likely toattni*1? to her tlian if she were {J_J9i!ilii^rjiy_Dlino; afrmc. In onv case I \ . . a.,*'\\- 1 - n • .. . ,-- —- -„ »«<-** 'Uhrit.p-ht toton 0tJ oOd , cnttRht oneraeo ' ft » esUmtsUd that of all artiflolal . wliTle back, ant! bids fat? t « do bote dnnks * e >\\«>°rous root beers and gtn yel as tfa-e season goes on. Old Wallen- stnin. thwe sturdy rsfceer^ who wo n 'many goijil eoT3tC3(s In America, wa s sold out of tho Tvorillfird collection last reason be- rty. We want man y n— jrwto work tor ua riunt-m their Own li«niti.< nyon e can rtoth« work prrj3P,(>ny frum iho flrat i ^m. ...- , sun _r^^,« t rji^ positively the only slide made on the true princi- ym u ^7m^ymT'™**\t\\m* to iiiu'work. «r ipit;, and lhat will not stick or bind. only yo^or rpare momonti*. Full Infofmalinu and all and that Is needed ?een (rnc. A dure*' - 88yl ' StiMKOl^ A Vn . Portland Maine. Morpliine CURED OPiUMrUBIT in lots 20 DAYS. Oiicd. T*s % 0 J&&'£Tdf&'&£^i£^'& We also have the Largest Variety, Best A-ssoatnaent,' Lat- est Styles, and Lowest Prices of 'Chamber Suifci, Parlor Suits, Pat. Rockers, Couches; Mirrors, etc. A full line of Crock- ery, and Hanging Lamps at the MaYnmoth • Furniture Store. HOLDREPGE & GRAY. I will db^what you require of me , tnftdame,ro.yingupon your promise that no ill consequoncea will arise from my compliance. .\ I thank you most sincerely for your very great kindness, Mon.sier. was tlie response; and tiled no more was said until we*reached.the station. When the tram stopped I porWuVed soxenU mon in the uniform of the French police upon the platform, and observed that they went tip to one carrirge after another and interrogated the occupants. As they were appronei'dtrg the one in which w e were, m y fait companion sud- denly changed her-Seat for the one next to mine, threw her arm round tny neck, apd rested her bead lovingly upon my shoulder. I was dumb with astonish- ment and mprUhcatinn- at.this, as I con- sidered it a most outrageous proceeding, and wa s endeavoring to free myseltfroxn the unwelcome embrace, when one of the officials came tip to the door of th e compartment, a*d, perceiving, as h e Supposed, the affectionate relations *k- J luting between the lady and myself, sassd politely, but with an fronical 8mile4 . \ Pardon, Monsieur! D o aot disturb s^wuxSaaU.* 1 Tkam, trnnhsj: to his 00 ger ale beverages are the least hurtful and Ute inait refreshing Ice water taken copiousW produces headaches and congestion which are laid to other causes. Iced milk is very indigestible. to watch and wait developments. About j twelve o'clock Sunday night, by the gas- j jeU. tho form of Mr. I^ee Hide was seen 1 approaching. A minister had been pro- I cured and. in company with a few triendj of tb\ hrideirriinm were standing . tni-nt. Thn unusual erots-tl on tho street | »»n. dis heah promi^rr- boy would llab 1 •»—1— ^— T «.,t r™. HTa- svtrvrlntytH -aatr • cause bo wits jiMsred to hare outgrown ; ^\—r\\ Tii\ \ •' * \a- ,. J - • ' ^\ . WPJI he has ty lacl<n< \ T y coralal, ginger oordtal and .t.i...a J,„ ,„ ,t,„ , rkipbttrry vinogar are pleasant and safe his perio d of usefulness. .• .-j.. .. . ,..„ ... won sveryuilng'ho has laokled dp to the i rtT.bttriTvinr.gar are pi prciont time, Including ths Manchester j ™ m W dnnfcs.-De(reU Post and Trxb- cup. rTis proseht owner paid Lorillard i HrK \ $2/260 fo r blm, acrid has won thus far ' nearly 9)80,000 aa bts peHormances aions. TTils shows what Lorillard's - A New York Judge the other day sentenced a ywaog man t o tire years im- prisonment lor counterfeiting, — l '- aajgetils, wRria Is Inst tijTj^aTDe**ai^»o'omliinjJiig 1 ilJmr wM Xuok has pulled hi m along a man's father several years ago, when good wEailo on th e turf, tn spite of hi - fK \\ \ „.-. ™™„,. t«^,r ih. iurt»rn«nt I prtsonmenr. io r counutneiung, whom ho SlnTw^V jus t tSS iwrfbmUmJaftstUmt witt Ih . J»a« thlu. ^K* IS^uhetlTlm along a m«f. father several years ag o when \\\P _T: ~r K . . ._ :a_ ..t\-.~ they were convicted of this same crime, and of his but nV^soon as it became known What was inHhe wind no* interference was piode. Mlsi Morgan, on tho 'approach of her lovurxaUempted to leave the house to* Join him. Her ortlel father and brothers caught hold ot* and at- tempted to intorce^pl. her. but she broke 'away from theji to the head of the some unaccountable accii young lady stumbled and fell lti*adlong -down the steps. Fortunately ahrvw-* not injured further than a few onimp tant bruises on her body. Mr Hale stood\ at the foot of ths stairway and raising tbe^irl in hiaarms. assisted her to where the minister and friends were standing. T'raise Jo^T.ofd for HlTgOTrlnB^-iffld- mussy.\— 7>xaf Biflinga. r —\No my daughter,** said a New Havonmatron, \Ifeannot consent to your longer keeping company with young Jay- , kins: He ha d the insurance to call me a . 1 doweresa, right in m y face, tho other . «»enini>\\ \*Whv. ma, that issi*t had at smartness, but i t begins t o look ae He sentenced tho father to six years im- thoitgh faewas .tboat done o n this side prisonmont, but the boy he only fined \ l — \- -— -'—— *- *K« , n * rtw ta4 one dollar. Tlio lesson had noefluc'tand oveniug.\ \*Why ma , that isa N S5?\P*' ^y4\all- n \It ia lucky for the young maa \: c S«cnt ,_ Ufe | that it la not. Had he assumed to insu- late me I would have pitched him over ths hanningsters- s, *'0, dear ma, I wish you wouldn't mix metaphors so.** both wromea .rushed off for the dic- ary to substantiare ths correctness of \angoage.- New Haven Register. Keel* has agreed to make knows I his,, i»cret>\A mean Philadelphia maa M of the ^s-siter. N o turfman in the world is so thoroughly detested as Pierre l/oril- lard in England- Folks refuse to be- lieve thaU ho is a sqaar* man.— London Cor. Chicago New. —W e are ill o f a s liable to commit bluiatei-s; hut it ia only the wise who profit by llien. one dollar. Tho lesson the son followed his father both in his crime and its punishment. —The latest novelty itr minerals,, says the Reno (Nev.) Qazttlc, is found in the mourn tains goiilh of the Humboldt Boose. It ' • \ \ • ' JT ~ -• Everything being in readiness, they were united in marnage in less than Ihree ] ^^Tv'.^closure vrfu p «bably be minote, All the tigh oontraottng par- f ^ •- fclJ ^T .^,,$1 a pint of ties stand, well sooaUy.-OTu^onoooa ., ^_ >m(( queer looking UuipaUA. | .n^ur^^j, ^ ^g, wiUjlo-inl —-A Fnnoh officer s&id to a Swiss Colonel, \ Howeis it that your country- men always figlit for money while WB French always Bght for honorP\ \*-- then toll tJae'cspitalista^and prosMctiT* stockholders' present thaKshouid yo a more tho lever it would blo^s^them all into the* next ooantryTlBliie miisrisi in leti, t •\ *P* f°*S&lor that whit* tksjr pMsat.\— Exchange. ^ _,„_ arahrea-! fjold. Sad!^fsiamonTl. pUei •• 1 supfioss it U beesus. peo,*. . riedlT ^jjj^^-jys*^ —Eoltanh for thte ••ris* asusab— t*a The orj.tadlisyUJons«enis to be oompls tohislbjuiL. .„ taiOhMmmt»^hf*cf »tfoi%l«it. the machine is not '«|oitfl sttong arli to stand •-.._«, riedlysu! / • •*<? • - ./.. , . 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