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*& VOL.U). . ' i;I'!i; i IT- f 5R5I •*? MEDINA. N.' Y., THl^llS^Y, MAY 18, 1882, NO-8. *••• j»v n (Lai (At imMnj}Uu\ at Medina, N. Y. , us .v« tvind-rlajtit matter. ,4 The Medina Itegister. PUBLISHE D BVBItY TIK'RSUU* , BY Medina, Orloan s Co., N. Y. , * TERMS : My mail, iiwile tho MIUJIY. ^l^O •a year, in lulvuneo. Th.>M» wlitrMo not pay m iwl\!iiK-t> will W clitirgM $2.00 a year. H a I nrjuare ! M O, t*4 lt d t' . • ( •> uO $ IS Wi j Hnnro ..„_ 4 to. a •« i >«) isjtj sto n> •, I'uiumn .. . . «d H\ ( r. - i'. .w' n •« i«> <k tn e « «• in H , (i i im f. i» ••, ut i\ x r, on' PHI mi -, I'uium n \ta.rrtos«'an d dcail . inu' t .- , frr - tiblLarlmi actotajmo j i-, i aii i iu.ilu-» , le o cent s A<lv«ftluto)ODta vT'II h* riui*-*n ii.it unti l ardure d mt unliitw wfin'i >u luff-l lD9f!ttHl . JlrnclUii.i' Ii>r n.^tt i uflim- in in- in>tir.<tl am gltfi i tlaciui'* ' ftttd* H*l» dutlnr* ptff yvai tor Qv« I1DC» .•r ic< - Mid uu o duiia f pt f jreAf fur c*jjfj uddlilo u ai tin e ~* ifi e«>mm.iulei.t on * mu*l . In ord.rf to lo»or r puHlH-aiUiu. be ncco(nj>anlod b y uu r mi! tuuo e uf bo write r TUB Joli Hrlitln Department !• .upoOr O »l't j ib e newtv t •<).«•* of mm an d ff.no art... h. i s rreeutw i wh o t>i*airi«*« to d dupaic b ,ltmiK( * Itl H I'LUIN , I'AMi'HLBrs . . BALL T CK-UTM . lit MN&tMi \t([IH . U.\M» blllt, r\TM.Oi.rK-*. 'THIL irkAh-S . 1 K -It. HHViKS, H'lO W fAltl»** . Itomil-ihi !*!«<»• it \ .>ii\ * H|l.L > »>K FAUK , WKIUMM. LAKl M A'I'*n'i> IULL H 1* >•> Tutt-* iil Wt» »n «*.'«• iu-|H^nt«»h .if nf no r vinrk dud »«Mrtl Tfi.O \f'tfM , Wh • It WM. f-M-|*«- ..u lw- l #f . Illlllll NPW _»t»«|»o r Law. I su>»\i:il*e'» « n,» a • ...-i. »M\ • iiifv»» umit r lo in*- CoS' r r) n.ru c>>..*}ilrf>xl >»i.hin,; In n» a I HUT* ~u»lr -ul**d\t>* 'uii J U -.1. ...,vr - ..AV- i»,.. .1 «-..»(in-tu»«-* -H .', ' V . -»]>. .4- '» H.M I-.\*-'. U. . . .WI.1II.CIB >« .rmt I'lI'O) 'tlllf a I Jt*v\Htf * a i UAld rf vt* 1 - * ,1, h '> » J ' ' ' r.»'iiil»k» lor. l ».- f . .tf- . ufll.n lt> c*ft<ctl tt)t-T a ,. THERS 1 ^>Pi)y «»1io canpanbofonnd. bet •'It fa m y opinionflii\t tha t will be a matoh.\ , _«._»s™~ __ Mp. Slimboni'sVoloo«pr&seJVSi*f ulno ButLtfaotlaii. Uor daughter, \li»s Bintlo SUmborn, plnyiog a brilliant walult) tho llotcl parlor, and Jumaa' We are iigenls for all the leading Railroads East and West, arr4-Steamship Companies to all Foreign Countries. Drafts sold on Euiope from One'Pound sterling upwards.- Money And tune saVed by efrlbny-orr\US\.\ 'Tjckets to evtry ppint in Michigan, Illinois*;.'Kansas, Nebraska, Texas,'Califor- nia. Ipw.a, Minnesota, Wisconsin. Also tickets to Baltimore, Philadelphia, \Wasryngtqn Jacksonville, Charleston and all points- South, vi^ Ne-yi York Central an«^orthem Cen^l Kajl_Roadjjyla Canand.ii^u.i. When eoing West Always go by the Bridge and Detroit, and void changes at Lockport and transfers a. Buffalo, trains leaving Medina at 7:5s, and . ,: 4 o. I SSjg^g?^^turl\ A m nivtfr-*!i»() TT-irnr it \\\«••« ..«..«..« A *„; _.:— -~-<r u, 0 -yo utl j» TadyVTeavos, wore the sub'- jec u of this remark . \Tho n yon like Mr. Nioklospoon t\ Mm. Slimborn'8 companion inquired. \ Oh I very muub.! lie ia a porfeot ficnllemiiii, and enormouiily wealthy, you know.\ \ Su 1 have heard/' said tho plain little woman In black silk and thread laco, who was evidently watohiuK the proceedings at the piano with commler- able interest; \ an d I hare also heard,\ she added, \ that Mr. NiekUspoon was ac)iuewhat dt&Upauxi.\ \No t to speak of, 1 think,\ Mm. Sllmborn and-^riS-aad ir.20~K ST.. insures you good connection's to every point- -baggage checked through, no delays, and- a safe, and pleasant Journey is sure. JAMES BROS, 1 MAMMOTH COMBINATION Is where you can always find the leading preparations of the day, Warner's Safr Kidney mid l-ivcr (.'nre, fhytllft K. IMiikliam's Vegtable C'oiiipnund, Dr. jCralg'sJ («n- Mi)H]lttoii Cure, 4, II. 44. I lie New Hop ftiid 'lull BIWdW/SllUKfcr Kxtracfc and every other preparation on the market. . Everthing added a^ soon <>s introduced. > Speer's Celebrated Nledicinal W'inei, Cotumuniuu and I'n- fermeiUcd Wines, II. I\ Hall's Celebrated Unadulterated Riv- erside Purified Whisky, guaranteed 4.years old. At James Bros.\ Mammoth Combination fBS-^omxnrr ITo has beon teroiigh tlio oollogo, Afal i-aptureli AltkuowluilKe. He nasi an M. 1>. to UU name; Ills tain is i>( lipklluB, 01 liiUti and ilitUe^eeUng, Ue smile* on tb.a aiok ana th e nnaa, 600 you hla diploma? Qot-nt >-»u the aronaa _ , UC culture and clruas ho exhalos? Hlnulow shake ot huau KltiTHe »i(j?s (ui) of dmail, ITo briug handsome fee soldomfjlits. HU vvisa qnuruouee ArojoUowoil \>y dosea ' For whtoh the puor patient must pay; He wfu bleedyou und carve you. Or stall you, or starve >'0,»-r The putient utusi ucvoV say nay, HUlame firmly rooted, • - - llu> cures widely mooted, phf •' ' And scour . None si Wjth,glrin|r Uioni to nnpAnoipled and dissolute men.. Wealth my (liiugb,tora oan too without U ueod be, ,uut honoi; (a lfcaisaohijable.\ «t!ThB\mOaio had oeaaed, alid Miss BlMtaJiad walked away with hot admlrw oj, Jt ra « SJimhoru, a good doaldwwji ftliff mora sbockoa \by what ahe lutd itoard; oxfjoged horsolf tta sobu as* she dt^lSJ'ttnoV wen t In Settroh of the yniuig oounl_k' ,.1. ,. 3?J:9 next day the* lotmal awjojanoo- f mtwas made of the en-ptgornefej^w oeh James Nioldoapbqn^fi JI'Birdie Sliuiburn. \\ •' That mornin g Mr. Nickloipoon onle- bj-jfeld his etfgngoment by getting drRnk. \\til's taiiintn ht'd*ealoiy under ground. X-- \Boys mnsit uo hoys!\ Mrs. Slunborn Tto Mot of Woman, „ \j ^cark„d when tho jtewaqam o u» l(or, ,- J&4Lboth (she and ixet daughter icorar •?*?•* •?\'\\<•\•' \ tawntod jokingly on the yoffng' mall's ,, _, ^tiiyipatod app'sarttn-ie \h\o liB-rt' day. JBOIHEB ASP PAVfjU-rEg-.''' • ^^^okiespooo'ii place, o n tho Uadson, JJr, . 'NloJdeSpqon - *town honsQ, and unj \anuted'ineana fully compensated In tho Tj '- \* \ '* \ \ \ r tot ufbti oyiiijlotjlioiJi aptkff imdJnughterfoJ Sny and' every \Wdistiruoon\' wi • 1 t ,? n * any and every \inaisdrel Mr. Nioklespoon might, be guilty ot . Knr'y in the fall Mr. 'NlckWippon anil Miss SUmborn were married.' Mrs. Beaufort, aware-of-trterottonriess upon whioh this union wa s built, watched with absorbing Interest the career of this younp- coupfo. It took jos t four ydars 6>r Mr. Nloklo- spuun U) j^> through uritn his propomy, ami at tho explrnUon ot that time Mrs. NU-klospoon wu obliged to flco t o her parent* not only tor shelter, but for pruli-etlau ^rains t tho dl&dpated wn»teh U) whom her mothor -hnd been in such haste to marry her. Mr. Slunborn, who had speculated on the erpectatton'uf nuanoia! e^tslsionco from im we^ilthv son-in-law, finally failt^i in benln-cor, anil after dletl. Mr - Slimlxirn, hor v Jimmy's Prompt Oboulenoov . I hay,oii'tb(j©n ! 1 ttblo t(*-wrjto akytbjn-j fojr ^omo ttrno. i don't; n\erro that tliop? has b6en abVtblne tfi^ ttja'Vor with toy lingers so tlia* rooulfln't hild a poh, but f Mvoii fchntt tho~ h&r'e'to\w'rlto of. my. troiiltlo,s, t l>BajtlBH. J- have _ \hpeVi responded, a smiling face | Z»' e hU>r and grandchild, the youn g couple at. th e piano. , £ -j oharitv B nojLh „ r , turned to \ Mr. Miokleapoon may bo o little gay, she wont on , lightly, \ but, my dear Mrs. Beaufort, you wouldn't rooom- mond a minhiter for a son-in-law, would you?\ You will find Cr Lam pi a ne« u^-Vimi-iit wrli er\ and l'me China SeN. i lj.ngini; u l.im v decor.iUtl shade. , ' - '• - I Ik * IViMl < l\W 1 ... 'ta J1..1 •• • \•• 1 -• • • •• » r <~r?< <*• ' I ^ -^ t>- •• m ,, ,.' i«h »£ t, . .i |HI»I .••.p . i . »._iu,..r-»^i 10 «^ M n '. 11..K 1^. r ali i h . t* ,1 .. . . „. l, „ r i-.-. nnrtcn *tu s pajmrjn... J »il. a/- 10 u>4 puftit.nt r IK »l«I>^» < AIIIIV AT JUIES BJIO.N ^'ou can buy si/e. IXDJ or > pair of the be^i ^ irt, for £1 o.j. We ird Cages &c, &C. n VJllltlTII Co!llU\ATU»\ Skates made t o fit an\ ' trgc -ass'irtnuiil met h ive AT JAMES BROS.' MAMMOTJ-I You can always fii«j a full line of the fol in n fittf -*tl*-*il pai and l-»r«- r hltllna . t» batl Vamplo buitloa . 13 line A Comninfl lXlatnlao •i, d 'ttn . av.,M roa^i ru-w » »k a arwl ner^nn a Ht-w.' • »«,war h ar e lunr , *^.naa , n. PI C A p- COMBINATION owing iT;ood<: ^ttir- ivnmnn r «n ill. . is.i, I -.•,«. in ,n- .*.., ft f ^w«t-« » Hl->#»t(H>S»* H-1-1 !(,.: ,- . •» . fc ')*'».I - • . t- 1 I.ornntoll r e •HI* ry, . CI H. r-trh <*• T * k- r . , , 1-1, r, > t, » *t - rn )'• ft*- 'i u.. y« . 1' -if if* >i »n T IM1N \\. UIIAVtiH, -^TTOU^ EY AN D 1 OINSKIJJU A T UKW. <VN-J JI'-HTICK UK TUB I'tL&OK orQc * fir«tdouroa Pcotuiitrttvt , w«t of lUo-frron H-m-Mt fipeclil UKatta n jptva tocun«ctoi.-> . *..if - ' - *. ^X' I » .11 . H.llii:tl, O . D. H. t PENTi-T ^TfUm-. .N Y St, O B. FILHINS, ATTORNEY A^I ) l'l)l N^KI.n H A T I A « ' M--.Hr,- , S ^ 1 >D\V\ICII 111 NSIIN . M . o . O.H.V 54 Mini , M , -«>«itO-i H'i>- ov- r Cb. ••-xmiin » lirrtrn llor-Bjt—,H to 10. A m . 9 h j 4, ta d T t<i it ••-•p—m **rj*T» t'Tft\' l » l 3r nftr - TT fTinald IM* curfftjilt ->rtg1-»* Hd tli.'(.-» « tni-rt,*,! -MK - - Ut «pt--pf>l» !*• «H-«IJII.| T *•» Id's T*l\+t 11 mO rtl-l I\ %.,.),» l\,•*,,, . •*,.-,] t, T J t .,.-* It - - , '» *-\«( * . Clnnilltou'a Orlrninl H^t Or V*gt *i ll^aanfl r r~-nt ••»-•» 9 L4*w»t»**- -rnnu-l-ci an nthi «• tt» nitarWiirir** *4 •^wral1..n I- . j . 1 , »• • ii- »« • .f •* , .— • -^ 11 ! • I He i-it-f.j prt-pnratlnQ UL* r (aval* iho Waul * of f6^ r 1 ».J «,* l\f.* ^ > -I^J..t< b j Jime ^ ttn>«,' Unitf-fi-it*. , ~ -, Worms 1 Wonni t (\b('dr««t» h»*tn v « >Tn* r*^a ,r \ .n•lm«tt».l*• -»n*-n • « » f n^t'i-fi «f tn-> 1 \ \ \ l*nlajfln n-r***^. lrtcpitB T ipp»»Ut * ri»»l Urvji h .n^f.^d mn— I'.T », w \ \ \** VITJ 1 ntnil^- or Uitnn^- 1 lh—i «r»- • *«fr f ).-T»-« nf Vnd • •SiM t x J<m« « ltn>— I''nc j -i * it.m^i.1 T.ik « 6* iMtih f.r t * h,,V r,f l',rm«l i d j I'fin - & rr n • ps>> hy s Ii the minUlor vroro Q f^x>4 man, ivm! your duuphlor lovod llife mini»ior, iu»*t rortatnly ! \ the tiul« lcdy rvpliud. \II Mr. NirklttupiMin wore to U*m hin mum'.. haa IMJ unvLbing lo dupi'tid. ili»»u^ ^. Mr« ^limbornr , \\»ho trtquinHl. ' w' \ Murcy on UM!\ thu mantnn^rinjj wntimn cxflttinu'd. \ You d.-n't kix-w i whtit ynu aro talking tibout, Mr \ Ucau- S forll \\ hj', Mr. NicKlospoori^a i»la«o «m iho, Hudson li trort h hull ft' mill, m at- iho v«ry lya.it . Mr . Ntrklc^jxum I.MMJ hw II,IJI.<'\ \' Ttilt w vut no comionl and nrop<i*lon»uji a mijfKt-stion that Mrs. Hltnioaru wan ub! .-rd t*> a^k |»ard«.>n for bettij; »u vx- (ii-il.n^ly imixiUto as to lau-^ii in her r*'>.ii)iai!iion'ti (i\(*o. \ \iiur dau^'hUT U a fino planlfft,'' Mra. Uvaufurt reuuutvixi, alter her t n<iigbbor*a mt-rrimenthad subsided. I *™9>ho oojjht u> l>^, %t aaul tho plnnUt'* mamma- \Wo h»vo sm»nt thou^and-i ! of UijUars on her musical tnlucaUim 1 left ovurTthlnjj an d wont abmani \rith i her (or tw o year*, juit (or lin» nakt* o( , httving her pertocUHl, you know,\ Mn» t SluulM.rn ran on. \ Di*ar rue! I did think I should\di o with horDOA.i'knt*** and \IUM Hinho's li«a. h«*rs didn't want h«T to nti«f bark., for two or t|in*o years nwrv, do jnu tljnk . but iji course • thai was .ill non*on«e \ \ In whaL way WM it nonsonsy?*' Mn lU-aitfort ttu|utn*d \l»on'i you think »hn can play WPJI onottch a.-* it 1.1P If wo had been ediicat- infl her for a pjihha pcdormer , that would have been difJercnL'* \ I supposo *ho could teach nntaio.* 1 This plain little lady in black silk and thread laco scorned, determined to bfl disagreeable, but &*» nho happened to bo tho nUtlnjrutshed trifo of n rery wealthy and disUnjmiahod man, Mra. Slim born felt constrained to pet up with hor 00- oentricttiea. •• BlrtHo toooh muflio!\ Mrs. Slimhorn wiw njrnin vory mnch nmnitod. *' Why, sfro Is tho most norvoua oroatuco In tho worlil, an d oxtromoly dolieatij- You \vuuh!n*t Uilnk it t o look at hor, but . ar « now ob- Jjccu* oi oh&rity, nuithur womau diaving the ability tCT comftbut© In the eitghttttt nmimcr t o ho r own oapport. ^lr». ilcaa- li.nl , full of pity for Lhuir hiiafortuuu, found a fow UUIBIO echolara fur MM. Niukloapoun, but that lady' s siiporjiuud luim-aiion, nolwltlntiuiditi^ Iter two yo:ira abroad , made jt hupOJiibk. for hor Ut jyivo itatlftfaction 1 told you ibrdio itiuUln't te ich! \ . S!inib«in. it'iii.u Ktpt tnii' i\ f\ to . tiuaufurt. \ 1 didn' t mhi.\f,. l.«»r U<r (i4wtrhi*r, and thru IJ.T H,>u-.i'^l4ttn* iit< mUch u\i tine-fur «u Ii \tnid^. r\ \ I \li waim' l any u<wi to (my any t'dng UJ her,\ Mr « HomifoFt rtiHwwkml tflur- « ird , \ but liVnn t.» m - ih.- *t • \ ..( I UM'M' two vruiuo'i 'iii^ht to U- \* t«*t, ' Pi rd.pa sumo mothor tv ho r« uln r uHI 'think le« » \f lU T d-V.gj1lL«T' \ m^rruige and more of faux 6iiu< atlon . At mmhun* j w-utdd only find out vybat thwirirb* are I tilled for, an d thon HW to u th*a lh.*y learn ihuroajjhly whatever they tnkoai'i loiifcdd upforWwhoWvreoKiuth&'aparo bedroom on t>rond j ahd •wr'dtuw andjuv k'littlo bash^o-r aomoihiag Uko thtit? <ix« oslit ff^on^ae usud toarau^lti in oak0 aud-piuaDirisraoh-'thiu^ Anil (tiavea'A ' m tmarrink; ^r—waSp Kotagt tQ mi$«t>ftn»vat ^riiiio I -was doQk©d,M fcby prjefciag pay fiflgOr «uOi wltipg ttlopa tfitfe * ,pin .QJX my, aidrt; *JboA you- oawi wcit^. JttRttlly «iu.ihiugi tl»*t, >v*y t . autli Uoa'^^Uum -tdl il»Qse stjorloaof ooEb- sp'iritf9Wi>ni&a syr«fo .djcoskditil pjvmtoey ,U> 4o all sorts gfaflhJAgf ,M tliQUB bJqittt Hofbro 1 liquid, ymtfl two |iUle,vord(i mr;HirSo r atoMorf 'blo^aiUff. ^d | w^sftHgomg- topim oa prickly foy- uoif ^Vory few 'mlutjtttaf b,03.d,oV lb won' t dfi,Jj),U5^ alt 5*'pfir Woofr up tha t way, * TtUioto was QnoO » boy Who cu^ lirms,Birft , M(ul*-tn thr>lp^-w(ih a knifo, and bo'Olotl -to' doatlrfor fivo o r six hoars , ami Trtien ho gtst through uO wasn' t any tiiicker thai* 11110^^*^11^01*, and rtittlotl- -t^hon hts frlond* pioicod htm up just itko Clio mo ml u p pape r doo« whnn^fnHhov turoa it l.iaUlu out. Mr. TravuN told mu abou t him. and atiul ihU vvtia a waruiiig 1 Ofra.nst blood- mjr t o Uoatli. Of oounii' vou'l l aav Imuathav o boon duinjj sofnutliin^ dr$udfuUy »vrouij, but 1 KU*JI i think t hive,; aud uvim if x^ad. 1 I'll loavo it to au^budv M Atmt Klua Isn't utioutih to pmvuko a whole- com- pany of twliiiES- 1'ho trut h is, 1 go t into (,ruuble Lbt» Ucno just through oboylug pr*i*ui|*tl)'j(u » HiaU^aa 1 wrua «|iukun to I'd uku tu know if that vtm anythio e wruuj;. Oil. l'4H.^wt~i>bil sulky, and 1 am ahvav* rte^d^ to ndtuK t*7o d'ioo irton ^ wlimi i ro^ttyliaftf; but lid* tiruo I'triy i in >in my ,ery uc»t aud obey my tiiar motlior promjittyv. and tlio conao- f]tii«nro t\ IM tftnt t wa« v tihtit up fur a week, hmiiloa nthor things too painful to rnontuHi This world lj a (touting mow. M tmr minlater aaya. and 1 r\dmo- timo* foe! that. It Isn't worth the price u( admi*i oti. Aunt Klua \% i h it- a v as man y now o^atbos *as possible. Th o bride aud groom have new hat s an d nffw trunka and now tiuntura. Thon, (ticrain, thoy apoud monby more frooiy.* Wluin a- maa ia i u hii*, liouoymooit he jgoupf-ally Xooja a a U ho ought to bo gon- oroda. \Ho Uag'a gratoml^gr t of gpjrit. Ttud Uuuwa Uia : ^ 000 of thoaor women know oveTylbuu? and know tl.ftt notH>dr olno knows anvthin^f, (• .rt tfiilai'h u** tiifii. S»h« w»-> rt«ryfiijj it* in-1 .iii.lm-.; fault vvjth ('VnrjffHJjIy, in I .-••i.«l intiv «*tv IIIJJ li.at nuj« wore a uii.«c\ti< <> in » Imu-tu an d ^hy didn I • 1'« » . 1 ni.tke faihir men d tdi&fru and • 1. < > u'liiii** i>..ihft^ nn«l what do \SiU 1 1 r* .. f(rvit l.u\ U'ty waste all bin ... r 1W... waan*!.it!.-spol mthe' k|lfHT whttl ynU &rv ^ arlu niMi.uiKTu it ttj.tkml when it fann-d, I j ur p tud .V'iiit'R.*- a ->aid ly UtHior . ' Why * bttpT) mi ha* o miurrfv ouutigh to (jet it.i «»•* ih.- r<^»» nml sow wtiMru that loj»k . - ... *i 1 .t i \%iMi.il ii I w w a rnrm thank CIMKI ahvayn W ith*elf ; «.|.|»<»rt u, new a wnrhq n ^ m , ^^. ^ )(|!h(|r 8:|U l „f Q U j ..fmiwry would U- saved, Marriajru ^ iU . r dn „ rnnnw \i Kllra.' And sho UTottoy itfotmd $rft-ts9 vfhttaA •xo aHow tha t ihe ' world' has uscdi him. wall. Ho n has put* by hia rgujiev for th,p oopaaioni aiid hi aot afreld t-> ?poud It, HQ is' spQo|ally anktbug that the brldo ahall oatt\nb! driidcoftuu-besti. * He must Ijavearoom witU. a, prLyaio-parlor, and aat up Stales WW ^ ft ?i ^ )^ 1 ^ * trtO^A view. Som&» tiqiRa no is a Kttie qhary of aaWng tax tb'636 1 thmga, Im t whe n wo svigf>e3t tUenj B0<nlwayB says * Yea.' Of oouwo it la uurtof'rour buaihoaa tq stiggest thorn. Wq cousldur-tha t wo have th o flame right to pluok a gQwly-marrrod oouplo ai a n nndimakor has t o pluok boroaved relativys.** ' «>i)o thoy behave dllToronUy from otbur uQoplqP h \I should-well , V03. Th o husban d doos not fun off\ t o tho bar-room or the billiard-room, as tho old marrie d men da When tho ol d mnrrlud oouplo ar- rive, ^ouiuaxbe eortaln that tho h_ra|, .thTog tho\ TiuKGonJ tfoos Is t o take A drink fir l»uium-»ttfMie the billiard' ta- bled, tolling bis wife that ho ha s some buainuHs to attend Ui.\ \Asa uuwly-uiurriod pooplo bash' ful?\ \That dopoudd. Tho wldowors nnd ^vidowaduii t uun d it, but th e young poupiu are a little COY. At Niagara KalU wu had most of tho new coupled latu iu the aoa-ion, whun U10 regular boardom hmt toft. 1 hnveaoon as many an a dojioii Mt a time hlo into tho d111 log- ruutu. trying to iook aa if thoy had not boen nmrrit'll ) esto.dm , but rawtm^* furtive glances abou t toaoo if thoy vvore suspected. The men wore sfmolally watchful leat aomebudv' should b e ogHOif thu bndott. Unu day 1 thought wo should bate a fight in the dinluj^- roora. A atropplnj/ \lg follow fmmthe Wont In a now suit of moro elotbefl sat down to tho inblo with hb bndo, a bux- mu brown-u)ud beauty, bho loukud »o fresh and may tha t alio could uul bu t attrnt-: attotitiun. and aho fft>l it. Kvory (^ititroiuan in tho ruoui took more titan ouiNooK at her. and alio knew- it. llf nninw fllio di d u . .tobjU.L I U t Uu l lliap bej;.i u t o -j^i'l a 11 ^rj . lit ' »l d not lik e to npi'iik to thtv bride about It, be.-aii»o sh e »a* evident'y H°t dmplonaetU Knially hu >t«t up and \Vniked to the nearest geiitluuinu-whom hi^ hat) observed au d • • l^ook* hero, mrnngor, I'd Mko to xj. my *wtie IK' saved. nder tno#t coodiUon« i\ a lottery,\ »K« <^inUr.ued ; •* ajid the pNiper etluratltm of our girb* U tho only thinjj In life thai will over mid*. 1 It !«**•* -MI \ } i'H'u>T K\rh t \n I'hr, ttfttt-fji'*u J ••iT'i-l.'. A Biff Fortune I'nde r the Sen . 4 UII I . I>N A; rtTTS, \ITOKN8T8 AjU T -L:<'nwsB:t m»» AT-txir - \ TTitir© [n*nr*ot - UNick . M^'im N T lysp^rial nttfniin r ^1rpti .(>roil»s-tlon\ ' |8vn. A t mtt> « KI>* I xi> 1 P-TT - i IfttU* BOWK.\, D . O. S, Fin* njV-TK^J. Tr-s^n l R.wm i in BI.-1T w^. t ...| ^ M Mn' n «trf~ t \UHInn . NY Alt wn' t Sn n cl.r.rlnr,' 1 fit fn \ p' < f« t'.'rrf>ln l n pl'.tr-. n «rwr (jiitT C«m e an d «.*<• mo l»r>fiir<* y«u nti;<t&**- joaT TTABX HOt^F., Tho on.y fimt - IIHH> h.-u-i It. N HnPKINH. Ffw hn« r«' Mole «.!]^«J« tn Mrt.iii . J*r^p-1ftor '.'WVl I.'IITT TOHVI) WARHKiV, n. D. (.Hllce Arid R.*«trfi:ri.-n\-r 'il > r -*^ - w 8.(.irk, Med n i \ » Sp-rtn l effl, c ll.,:r * Kr-iii 11- / M ti. T r a Trlcphnn r rommnii'i~nil-in , an d n-rh t mit^r. n' A I.Utlll KFI1RY, I'AINTr'. 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THIS SPACE HHI.OVGS TO HOLDEEDGE & CfKAY\ • Dealers in FURNITURE, CROCKERY; ETC, ETC, N'is. 3d and ;/> M.iin Street used to annoy the professors so much when we were abroad, but sh'o is SQ sensitive, poor child.\\\ j \ I suppose yotir danphtor's study of | ma«ic «-w thoroughP\ Mrs. Beaufort I remarked. j \VtoU in a way,\ Mrs. Slimhorn ro- J plied, \I bad her skip harmon y and i thorotHjh bass, and all that nonsenso. j Thf-y ^v^ren't necessa n for hef, you 92©. j Wt* wan toil her to be juU what alio ia, a . brilliant pprfnrmer, able to rea d dfm- I cult uumic at si^ht, and all that , you i know.\ I *• In othoT wonls. Mrs. Slimborn, yoa f de«irpd your daughte r to shine lb goei- I ety! \ paid tho little woman in black ! silk - ; \ Thaf s abont itV Mrs. tSUmborn re- plied, frankly. \We mothers havq a tearful responsibility, for so mnch de- penvlji on tho way w o beg^n,«*with our daughteni. If they are not well settled, then they have tho most perioct right to blarao 11s. 11 \ So moc h depends on what yo u mean J by wpjl settled,'* Mrs. Slimhorn\s neigh- ' bor remarked. \If parents eduoiito their daughterrt, as thoy do their eonA, to be self-fliprmrtinp—\ \ Self supporting? \ Mrs. Slimbnm mtcrrupt4»d with a frightened expression -v of endntenanee. \You don't mean, to vftir^and take care of themwlresf 1 ' ! \That: us precisely whnt I mean, 1 ' the IndY- respoTtded. \If instance, you had* seen try it* s >hat your daughter had studied mn«ic so thoroughly a«i to be able-lo leach it if occa^nrequired,(he n . -yuu -would have secured hor'^agdLHSt the : future.\ • *~^v[ 1 \ K\(Mise me, \ said Mrs. ^lirnburn, with some coolness; \but if you will pfl :\ allow iiia^ to mnlke a personal matter ' of it, I shoulH like t o ask if yo u hafce i» eduealeil your daughters on this planP\ I The little lady tn black silk smiled I pleasantly. . •\\ 'Myoldest daughter , Mrs. Slimbom, 1 1 she answered, \is now perfecting herself —try not t o be shocked—in th e art of dressmaking. To use a more plebeian ex- pres?ion, she has learned a trade . She made the dre^ s Mrs. SUmborn, that you admirod so much to-day at dinner. Hor taste ran i n this direction, and my aim has been t o havo her learn everything that can be learned of the science of dressmaking. If anything were t o happen now or in th e future which mad e it nec- essary for her to support herself, Bhe could do it. My youngest daughter has graduated from college, and will return this fall t o take up astronomy with the f jrofessor of Chat-institution. To add ft. ittlo to this personal narrative, Mrs. SUmborn, 11 and now the little lady laughed heartily, \it is my desire^that both my daughters' shall live lives of •single-blessedness. 1 ' \-Mercy on meH ol d maids I\ Mrs. Slimbnrn exclaimed. \„01d maids unless their husbands are' their equals in the quaiittos_that insure, happiness \to married-life,\ sitid Mrs. Beaufort, earnest^ . \To bur y mr daughter^ Mrs .Slimborn^-sh e added, **would b o a light trouble compared Tin- Intrrnational' Subnianno I >tvmji C'om.'.iny. whtwo ve**»»l, thn Mary U, !^-«i'.. has been qtu«*tiy t'npi^r***! in wa n hiii|j f«»r Uie lrw*atit>n of hi*r Hntan-4*'\\ 1 * 1 l nU; M.j.\»tv'a brig I >»• l\n»<k, wlueb fmunli'r.d .)uno In, 171*1, \ff Irfwos, h.-M been rvwArdfd with urinuMakablo r\i- denees of th e lost vessel. During the past eighty -three year* no effort, «n h tho rn-eption of that made by tho lint- Uh (iovernmeni, In 1810, has boon made to reenter €ho fabulotts treaiure which Ls known to har e been frunk. It has been abandoned as being irroroeably Io*t, bVeanse tho depth of wuter la so great that all appliances heriotofore invented m r raising heavy bodies wero oaelcas. Tho Int*!rnational Diving Company, which wan organized In Philadelphia for no othor purposo tha n to raUo the nbandoneil troasiiro, is titteil un with all that inpmuity oan devise. The roust -woijderful piece of mechanism on board 1VUJ _ o^i^ -yj which a diver might HvQeojmortably for a w^ek. He has communtcatinn with ihn ^^pp^^ world by telephone wires lie is sup. plied with 'tho moans of making his own air, and for light in his exploration he is provided with & powerful electric flame, which, whon in operation, re- veals to him every outside- object with vivid distinctness. At the side of the- \H$\ IS a m^ehanieal arm, with ma- chinery so perfect tha t tn every move- ment it re^emhlos tho action nf th e hu- man arm, eve n unto th e picking up of a pin. V-rordtiur, to tho pap«*rs in tho. pos- •iCH-.i.n ( of Samuel 8 . MrCrarken, a pih»t, whose grandfather wa\ The nnly + sunn or, and who was engaged in pilot, injr 'he vessel in the harbor , about $52,- tMjfUKPo of specie and jewels wont down wiih h'*r The money wa s taken by the Dv li-rpnk from an intercepted Spanish fleet while on her way to Halifax, England, fro m a sac^cpwrftrl oruiso on the Spanish Main. With tho specie wen' taken. 2u0- prisoners. When the vessel'foundered the prisoners were in intn-* on the lower dec'k, and were at] lost. Capt. James Drew , who com- manded the vessel, and whose body was rec ivered two days afterward-*, !ie«a bu* ried in .St. Petor.V churchjard, in Lewps. Two years after Lho wn-c k the British (}overnment sent two frigaie-4 to raise the 1) u It rook , but without sn Vesi. Forty years Ago, while-Met'nieken wa s on a cruise, circulars .yere posted amnn d Sussex County btrering tho sum of ?'»W,- f«K) for information (hat would lead to he discovery of the suriken vfessel. It 1 will this vorv day t >-. a(t«'r hnr*aicf.tsi Aunt* Kltza asked mo to BIMIW h«r wheru the urtitilo WM We aiyrma kc*pl it open (or fresh air, j ex.n*pt when H rained, an d sho crawu-d . up through it aud got on th<» roof. Ju^ t t Itx-n tnollier • a led qie. and naid it w as goiu g to rain, and 1 rihi»t rluso tho scot- ; tie f be^'nn to I* 1 herthat Aunt £U&a ' wao on 1 In- roof, but -Iw wouldn't luton . ftii-l *asJi1 \D o a^ I tertsAou this | t withi>«it an,\ wonls wS^^can't von t.bei )ir<>rnp(ly'** So I obcyei' prrttupi a-i I r»Mild. nndsho t the acuttl and tait(IIKHI it, and th*»u went down «tftir« nnd to<>bed out to noq^ho show or «^»nie up. It WA» ft tn>m>ndous shownr, and It • truck tn 111 abtrfit ten nilnut<w; and didn't it pour*! Fho »tn.d blew, an d it tigbtenod nnd thundorod^ror ) mm ate. and tho street looked jn«& lik.o a river 1 got iared of lookmj/ at it a'floh* whtle. ami sat down to read, and in aboot^an hour, when tt wa» beginning to rnin liLLlu UJUUIT. roother cam e where I was. and snitl, \ I wonder whore nistef Kltza is do yuii know, JimmyP \ And l«ai>l I suiipiiswl sh e was on the roof, to r T i»»ft her there whe n I fastviied the scut- tle fust hufiiru it bugtui t o rain f- -N-rr^hmy WSJ* -troner-to—in« until aftei •* • Yuur wife' Allow mo to cooffrat- ulate you. my d«*ar felloN*. Vuu uqv t got lho tineKt wo o in the Hty,' »*ld the 1 gentleman addressed. *I\ho fact Is. I. thought itho waa votir sister. Kxenae mu tf I was rude, but il\> don't want people t« look a t yuur wife, ymi mally mn*t never take hrffout In puhj|e. NQ ofTenso meanl, nrr ' \The brviegrooTn went back to his plac*-. but bo took good care at tho nex t meat to puti hm wtlo with ber faeo t o the wall \ •• Winch dn von think take to the no w condition* most gracfully 7\ \ Wiiiuon b> all odd*. Tho rnon are ahva. •* belrai ia/ theimel\ e*. I'lioy w\n' to talk ab >ut tt thoy ar e full of Iht tuihjert \V'..men nre nwrw qrtfol .1 hnvo more adaptability to now etr- C\mistanreA. Hut with all thotr art*. lhe> *an t dereivo tho old hotel dork . 1 and* S?Hs ton'.seldom lliat we don't turn i In a f**w dollars extra to tho house on account ot our knowledge. \ \ Another ^^ulianty of tho nowly- marr ot! eon idea Xl^o go lo hotoli, \ con- tinued the clerk. ** fctlhnt man v of them Hvo in tho city Tlbiy alway s como equipped for a long journey. They \^.[dtavc loft the wedding jruoMa with tho announced mumtiun of\ tak'nV a lor uruov. conspicuously displaying |>c Jourue Imjia. ng |»a. their railroad tickets, and n^vo been driven by wav of the depo t fh\ al llrst-cla-w. liolul provioualy selected. 1 ^ kneiv^if one case where a bridal couple. to avoid deleetihn, actually boarded a train and, started apparently on a JouT- thev had g>u two men to bring Aunt Khza dowtum d wring the wator_ont jd_ hrir. and tlio d^vto r lind^omo, and sho had boon (nit to bed. and the house was qtnet again Ky that tim e father bad 00mo home, aod when ho heard wfja^ had bnpjH'iied-r>- Hot, lh«ro! It is over, now. and lo^ uss say no mor e about i t Aun t Kliftn IH t%a well as ever, but no- body has said, ft wcrd to roe ab«u t Iironfpt obedience since thu thunder- 8bo\wcr. — \ Jxmwy tirotttn* \ 01 Harper' s i uiuhtj People, Uidd.cn fSoa .Sand. On thn Boa-<\€inflt roun d (Jape Com . merell. Urilish Oolumida, oust dopos-1 its of sand wh*rh, black in appearance i on th o surface, are found on examina - tion after discing a few- incite* t o bo full of*.speaks of gold. A haml/ul of the aand unshe d in a sajicor displavs numerous spax-kling grains, which «ro • U'M. hegtnn ng wtt h the seventeenth pure gold, so fine in tin f^ scales tha t j „ n d endin g with tho twentv-rirnt, or. back to tho oily, an d slopped at a huiol a fow blocks troro home. Thon th e wedding guosts wor e permitted to stay nt th e least as lon g as they pleased, without disturbing an)body. \ —-fl. Jr'. .Sun, The Uaj&i Epyptlnn fiommlcs. Th e finding at Thebes of thirty-nine muromies of rigyptlan royal and priest- ly pdrMonngos, which has been bailed in Knrope as tho greatest archaeological discovery since .sir Henry I.ay&nt * re- searches at- Nineveh, grows in impor- tance Two-thirds of thomnmmie s are 1 now identified by means of tho inscrip- tions upon their cases and the mann- cripts found. The y an». for tho most part, Ktngs and Queens, with their hi Id rrn,- ranging through four dyona- Imd been srrpposed up to thn pn^mnt that tho hull had bfibn. awopt away by tiuSas. they are popularly called \ Host gol d lho exi<ienuo of the gold has 1 rig bee n known . urUJ.hc» ditllculty*hai beou f> hnd a means of successfully and eco- nomically extracting, it- Sovoral ma- chines have been tried, but without success; ami a.furr.several failures tho L'\periaie.uts w<r-ro abandoned and noth - ing ha s been tiuoo for som e years, A tm\^ venture b*.however. - about to bo 111 ide with a machin e invented by a Sa n Francisco cum j tany, which promises to bis suree-i8.nl . The machino consists uf six drawers or layers of plates, cov- ered with amalgam. Kach plalo ha s holes uuneheil through it about a .mar action of tho tia«s. The rawrna- tiona>Q)mpany. to4yjep its real objeel from viewy-jiad o^^\ since Sej>tembei working at ancfther sunke n -vessel, neat whore the De Bra!>kwas supposed to havo foundered. McCrttcken, who i s to receive a majority of whawverj.reasure is discovered, in an interview saya^tha. the De Brook lies in fifteen fathoms water. * Ttu^JUverSi in gbinff down, found along, irregular ridge, about fif- teen feet nigh , eighteen feet. wide, and about sixty feet long. • On each side arc E ile'sof loose, stonos, supposed to be the ajlast throw n from the* frigate In the effort made t o raise the wreck in the year 1800. Rough weathe r interfering with' further operations, th e compuny was compelled to postpone further im- u i r>(i r lirmwlia U J TO8l !!:»™»^t\1SI1 , ^!!l n ^ ^....1^!.!'! «•«<* theotw aa y . or of nn inch in diameter. Th e gnl d bearing ^samb i-s \dumped dn M uu the tb]> plate, the water' buing turned on. The action on tho ,*ynter seU thifsand in motion, and with tho gold it passes ihruig h thchoies.\ ThoVa-ad-lalls from plftie to plaie, lonving behinij it th e mose., free troi«d, which attaches i'tself to th e amalgam; and by the'time th o sand has reached tho sixth plate it is iccompani'eit by vocy fejv grains of p|d that have—snocesfltveiy escaped at~ laeTtmi»nt8 to tho amalgam on the pre- vious liv*o>ftliUctf. Tlio prooesiiajhniple. but it is ropbt^d to 1>o snccesslul and to moro than pay^^pens'tes. Trarelhig Bride s and^SiroomB. \To watch the newly-married crVhfdes who travel is one of tlio conipensatiol of on r arduous life,\ said an -old hotel j stating it roughly, from a.000 t o 1,700 Ii 'U. The mumm y of lho I'haraoh of ' Israel is among those , in a perfect state of preservation, and the mumm y ^>f Thot ne^idj^, in wboso reigp-Eho obe, 1 isk tha t staM^in Uontral I'ark was lirst^ erected. 'ITte^hnagination fairly falters in the attempt^t o realize that those figures have been brough t back- from the vast an d Bhoreless-soa of Kg\ pttan antiquity to our own day, and our very doors. Lotus rlOnvors thaC look aa. if they- \had been plucked a fow month s ago, \ are found lying in tho wrappings oiKjngs who were dead - SCIENCE AND KKDUSTItf. —There are 2,300 mon employed tn' •the Burden Iron-works, In Troy, N. Y-, ant), a\l are kopf; extromoly bua^. In*? portaat tmprovomeuta are .majriqg to tbo works at a cost 6f 140,000, and whon. oompWe\ 1 l ftp.ro<j>i wjlU h^ «fl*ted to tht worldng; force. \ —Mozzofantl, the >vonderful Italian Unguis^ Who-know slxty^foar.a^rUalkod dylngi who wanted t o confess, But could Una' no priest who could UDdorst*ud hlni. 1 —M. Eckstein, of Austria after com-, partitive testa with various dlainfocUugi agontfl, uahesitatingjy rocoruui'Oi^]^:, chloride of lima fta ueotdqdly the best' for water-closets* oeafcpooU, cto. He 1 attributes iu oflloaoy tejUxnpt d aqtiOQ' l u Ueeompwing byqrpge& v qomrjftundj, -M, JiUIet, a ferptbqr 6i OtV Wlo^dla* 1 dnguUhod artist, Is tho orlHnator of, an, Idea for using thin panels of natural woods for th e covers of booke—voueora, j snob as have long bean used fur furnl- \•uro and wall decoration. Tbeso veuoora- aro out so thin that ovor ouo hundred Am noiided to mak e a- pile a n inch high, —Tho great milk traOlo of Now York from Orang e aud othor counties had a. amall beginning In IB 13. In liil'Jor 1850 tho unit regular milk train w m started. I t oroated much reUgtetu oxeltomout a l the time In oouBoquoneoaf tho train run - ning on Sunday murnlug.- -Themllk i trains art) now* by far the most protlUv- iJtdo on tho roads. I —it has been dotennlaed, by axporl- moDt at n point down tho Hudson luven that what Is known as \snow loo,** in contradistinction of \ oloar water loe, \ will tail longest. A ton-pound lump of tho formor lasted throo hours longer than a similar pleco of the latter after both were dropped Into wator which was oontalned In a veuol tappoced t o be air-tight. —The practice Is common among th,o engraTers andwatohmakursof Qormany of hardening thou-tools in sealing-wax, Th o tool Ls .boated to wbtteaoM and plunged Into tho wax, withdrawn after an Instant, and plunged again, tho proe - eaa being repeated until tho stool Is too cold to outer tho wax. Tho advantages, claimed for this method ar e that tho stool beeomos almost as hard tu tho dia- mond, and whon touched with a Uttio oil or turpenUuo, tho'tools are iuporior for engraving, and also for plorolng th e hardest melius. —The oaleutations mado by Prof. Langloy, concern!ug tho heat of tho sun, a how some remarkable, results. Thus, a sunbeam ono centimetre In section Is found, in bho oloar sky uf tho Alleghany Mountains, t o bring to the earth Tn ono rot mile enough heat to warm ona grain, of water by ono degree C. It would, U>oroipro,tf concentrated upon a firo* of water t-600th of a millimetre thlok, one mMlImotro wide, and ton miUlme- tru* long>raiso It oigbty-throe and -one- third dogrofea. In ono second, provided, all tho beat could bo maintained. And, since thu spcotfloiioat U only 4}^jOU2, a, whip of that metal ol. tho mun'o dimen- sions would, on a nimuar supposition, bo warmod^in on e Reeond tn ^.60 3 drgrooa C. -a toiBmoraturo, in fact, ^ulU^eot to molt it N PIT H A7M> POl^T . \ -Tlflln, Ohio, has^ttn-oo lady law- yers, tho youngest of wBhm Is namoU karos Sho Is ono of Unclo S^q^'s girls, and if by chance she should cliont by the rrarae of David, sho would thon bocomo ono of tho Sams of David. — tt. Y (hm. . _* . — M Wha t your danghter wants, \ said, a n overoandid music teacher to a miiflohairo whose education was not oaaai to his fortuno, \is capacity.\ **Indood!** was tho astonished reply, \well Pll ordor ono im mod lately, no matter wha t it otTstftr 1 -.^ —There is a young lady who is a)x fool four Inches tall, and sua U ongagud KfjO bo married; Thff man who won hor I ffVl It ip thoao wonl^: \Th y beauty era returned t o Philadelphia. Tho work, however/will be vigorously pushed for- ward as soon as favorable weathef; _sots in.— ReaitinfffPa.) Titnes* u t » g I... —The' Montezuma marshe s In.CayrjgS Gonnty, Now York, nre likely tobecomt as valuable as a coal mine. The marl is being'shipped to Franc e by tho thou •sands of tons , 'being Visbd^aa a deodorize) and entering into the'• manufacture oj fertilisers. - - J . - s - ^ . ^ ajJ\- —Carlyle frequently made-mli •spelling. I t is tb&safno way -wit) Billings.—iV. O. tHcatfUn&. * How ('nil von toll whethe r they uro newly rhftrrioaT or not?\ inquired th e Htm reporter tQ.„whum Uiis remark wa s ! Addressed. ' \Ten.thonlr\\ 'ejnculated ^ho olork! \lean plclt them out as Ofistly as i( the)' oarriod signs, ' Wo are Jtist raar- riea.' \ ' v • \yes: but how?\ \ Well, in the first place,, thoy.are. al- ways mo<tt abundan t in- iho . fall an.l winter . I don't know why It is, but such'is the fd£& J2.ns ollh^iignf l of a nowly-marricd cotiplo is thei r splcE an d jpan mt-tVi clot hen. Soroehoiv. whe n '' t>le got .Biarriod thoy, ganoraUy get ^ontariuo—beWu th^I.haraoh-of Uract wat born, .and the 'possnjre of noarly 4,OUO years hosjiot dimnied the beiulty o( the colors of tho .intforiptions and pun-ilinjjs, \whic h are as bri^ht'and fresh a.s if the artist had touche d them, but yesterday.\ This is a wonderful prize for arch.rolopicnl science, tho full n)Ganin<r*if which s holarn nmbabl y are just bejrinnlng t o approciate.— N. Y. •7 nliunc —Singular assaului with robbery haye boon committbd in Naplos for'several years past.- A tfiiof would oarry otl some arliclo, an d whon tho person robbed attempted to follow an d seize him a n unknown man would presont a pistol and provent pdnuit . A large- association of thosj* rnisoroanta has jusl been discovered, ''Courageous.mi n, ox- \ftecienccd in lho nso of nro-arnis, wore rtoodcTj^and'tlins was. formed a n nsso- niaMoD knSwn as tha t of th e \ S'plira- tori\ (•shooters^^^Eaoh one of tiiese mrn is bound to assiflt -a thief in the completion of his thaWTttyi so far from boing isolated, ^the y iormavjjaT t of a very iarjro association who proyon^tlre property of others. Tho President 8ix\ottlte'nte!nber8''h»ve jnstbeen ^t- rostod. U'tid through\Uienv ptirntps, other discoverios may- ho made. r —Th e sonR writers' painfu.1 working 9/ i^e moihor. tbem a would seem to. havo pulmium'ed i n th e latest jproduo- tion, jii'ijr-ng by th e titlo, \An Oi(J fashioned Photograph of'Mothej,'' sota\^ny heart aglow—I'd wed flio rteht o r wmnj;; ma n wants but-llttlo horo bo- low, but wanta that Uttio long.\— Duiy vilie 7Vi6imK —A curious snhsoribor wants to know •'why hatfon't you got oft* something fanny about tho snmll-poiP You're away behind tho timaj.\ Dear, fun- loTing man , if you havU dUpoTored any- . thing fanny ahtjut Ihn nmjajfcasoj ^ trut U out to the hospital. All tho nthnor in a whole pest-bouso wouldn't furnish fun for one paracrrapb. Clo out and ostoh it, aiiii then havo a food laugh- all by yourself, ii you think It's so funny. — Burlington llaiokeyc. —J. A. P.—\Would you like to pub- lish, In St/tings, a composition written by a^ioy on a male? \ W e do not wish t o encourage- boys to write on mules, aod therefore can not use the manu- script. Boys should write at home on a slato, attd when on a mule should give ti l their attention to steering tho quad- raped. Now, If yod had anything writ- ten by a mole on a boy there would doubtless be something original In^hat, and we Would gladly publish it.—JTeroj I Si/lings. —'* I dont know what ails me f M ex- claimed Fendorson. \ Almost every afternoon I fool terrible pains all through mo!\ \ Wha t did you eat for dinnor to-day? \ asked Fogg. \Not any more tha n usual, '* replied Fendorson^ \I ate ft. plate of turtlo soup, a bit of bukod bass, a couple of slices of roast port , som e Btewod kidneys, a little lob- ster salaoV a sweetbread o r two, tom e podding aod pio, a few nuts and raisins, a<bttof bneesa, 000%% anda-fowothe r things 1 don' t thjnkjjjBjnat; now T ^\I congratulate youTTSyooy f\^sald Fogg ; •• you've a strong constitution. ^Kotn- ing's the matter with you. If y& weren't In prime health that dinner would have killed you.\— Boston Tran- script. — . —-—*«-4 He' d Read the Papers . Ho was a plain old man from the - country; he wore an old style, broad brimmed hat, and his clothes were homespun, but when a slick-looking stranger stepped up to him on Vino stroot and professed to know him, an d asked all about his .wife and family, and wanted to know when \he camo down an d when he was going back, the old ma n declined the proffered hand, and drawing-bao6:, said:* \That's all right, young man: nover mind the prelimina- rleaj_giwight down t o business 'ttvofioo. ' You're got some goods at th e depot and wanT to. ^a y the\^reignt. Hain't got - notlilh' out • a hnndroQ^doHai' oheok. I- Would I hold the qheokahdletyo u have $6P,43 t o pa y the /reightR Or p'r'ap s you'vo just drawe d a nrizq in », lottery, •and would I jes' step around with- yon ariaSeO you'gitth e nadnoy 1 : irp'fhba—\ but th> oonfadenco man -had slipped away ; fh&gh>ugor, was too well postod, altogither.7' As t°»#4 ma n ga?ed after ,f> [ nta rbo-eatihg fiOTrohacbucldod.ont: , 1 ^-f\SlippBd -Op tnafrim*,^atSBtialf6ri'ia ' pYwWil—I've \rea d '-.the .p»petW«<-0&> dnttati Saturday Night. 0 y
