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AS far back ns history begins , there h«vo been pei' -ons who have stppd In the way of progress , Home for reasons liiercopnry, pthera because of ar ' pallack of vision or natural narrow tendencies. It ty a matter of record that the builders of lhe ancient cities nnd pub- lic ntpiiiimctits , sonic of which still pxist lyere mot by l|undreds of ob- sti)«Ip|i p laced in their way by vislou- I CHH men , who did not have the future interests of llicir communities \'»' the wor ld nt heart. TbiH snmc condition may bo applied to our own community todny. Wc see opposition to things which would ex- pedite business or cause an economic improvement or would in humanity ' s sake afford protection against sickness or the killing of hundreds of motorists . or pedestrians. Hero there should be no room fpr the obstructionist. Pat- choguo is building pages of history and \ there should be nothing nt this tirde to hamper ita , progress. , ¦ ' The truly great men of all time is the \builder , the one -who produces or helps to produce. The parasite , who docs7 nothing for himself or fellow man is a cheat and the one who. inter- feres with progress is little better. ' . 'Build and let build\ should be our motto and the future will comfortably arrange itself. There are ' many thiligs to be considered in thc building up,tff a community. Ten ' men con 'do mora Hum ope and when these ip men are arranged in team formation , their work can not only count much more than 10 times but , In (act , 20 times us much. BUILD AND LET IJUIJ.D IM llic inn-it priiiC- Cnlvo town un (Its tltiiitli Hliuri' «I Limit lilnm! mill In lirnulnir more r«|ildly (Imii nny ' iitlir-r - tii -imiinlty In Huffolk Cuunly. II. poliiilnlloii ll nlmtlt MOO. It « slluntcil f.7 miles (rum t> «n_ iiylv«iilii Htntlun , Now YinU , ntul hns Hlir> , ttiit i'x|iri'«n tinln (ei-vlco to llruuklyn nml Ninv Vork. I' litrliiiuni- In Uio iirlncliui l ninini- fneliirliiK nml cumin crrliil point fur Hill- folk County, llm natural trmllnu cen- ter for UiU' wi'llini o( l- iinu I H I MII I. It linn tun i-liuiTlir-ii , « iiili-iiillil new linll. million ilnlliir li lull . .limi]. nliiu Hotel ., n C.uitltKln Minuy nml tlm llm-sl mid In i v:«-« t Hunt II - un I.iiiiii l. liinil , outslilo ut ui'i-nk-r Nuw Vork. I' nti-linHiie litis torn llm ciimiinnl-i - CIIII I II | IL - I 1 with lltr. mus t moilcrn (ill- iiii mlu.. nml ii firxt dim . police Inroi' . It linn frciiiiiuil l>us iii' . vk'U iiurlli lo l.uliu Inland H OIIIII I , riinl to Knnl Mor- li-lli'M mul west |o Snyvllli.. I' litclii-Ktin linn Uio tn'ftt piivi-tl nil-rets mi l-tiliu Island mul IIIII . - I miles ol i -oiii- ri'lii rniid tlm.i nny other vlllnao Imlwiii'ii Now Yuri, nml Moiitimk l' oint. t- ' ur further Itifiifmiitlii ii wire of wrlta llm I' lilclioKiii- Clwmliiir ot Commcrtii or thlii newspaper. IMTCIIOIilJK. I.IINII IHLANI * I DID YOU I i * ' § (Ever Stop to Think? 1 I By I f Edson IL Waite I Hlllltltllllllllllll |lllllll|llllllllll|lll_IIIWII^It|tll|IUIIIII|llllllllll||||Ullll|IIIIUIIIII\ Louis Wiley, business manager of The New York Times, says : That advertisements nre news , they announce new uivtrntlons , new mer- chandise , improvements in o|d de- vices lhat make them of greater use; prices , changes in prices , information that is of assistance in increasing the comforts of life ; tliat facilitates the conduct of business. That advertisements nre news , they services , which is ' news to those who seek help. Opportunities are pre- sented for new business ventures. An- nouncements are made of places of recreation ' and amusement. In fact , advertisements add to the interest of newspapers , providing news of events of importance in ev- ery household and to every man and woman. , (Copyrigh t 1927) New Forces in Old China Editor , Patchogue Advance : In \Now Forces in Old China \ the nut' -or makes use of the following si;, ificnnt and ominous quotation : \The rudiments of empire here Are p lastic yet and warm , The chaos of a mi g-hty world Is rounding into form. \ \Fresh Reason to Hate the For- eigner \ is the heading, of a chapter. \You urge us to move faster , \ said a Chinese magistrate to an American. \We arc slow to respond , for wc are a conservative people but if you force us to start wc muy move faster and farther than you like. \ Did' you ever road •'Letters of a Chinese Official'\ . ' Tlie writer ' s words are bitte r. Chinq for the Chinese is ' the watch word, \Yes , it is wc who do not accept it thai practice the gospel of pcacp; it is you who accept it to trample it under foot. Ami—irony of ironies! —it is thc nations of Christendom who Have come to us to teach us by sword and fire that ri ght in this world is powerless unless it he supported by might. Oh , do not doubt that we shall learn thc lesson! And woe to Europe when we have acquired it. You arc arming ii nation of 400 , 000 , 00 , a na- tion which , until you came , had no better wish than to live at peace with thcm . .clvc_ and all the world. In the name of Christ you have sounded the call , to arms! In the name of Con- fucius we respond!\ I would observe that the fanatical hatred of the white man exhibited by the lower classes i a - the result of thc blindest ignorance. The Chinese re- sent with true bigotry the introduc- tion of other creeds. In a measure hatre d of forei gners supplies the placo of patriotism. It binds all classes to- gether. \The Land of the Boxers \ comprises the vast republic. Years ago China was under the Allies—not so today. Walter lieverley Crane. New Turk, Jan. 25 th. 11.27. From The Peop le (ContInU(itl from t ' .igo 1 , this section) Then Instead of going Into executive I'oniiiiltttiK HCHH I OII on the mutter tlio iiHseinblii Kii clamored \take theni up, \ \take tlit'lii up on thtl offer. \ At this point Gurry A. WlUni'd of the Boon- villa Humid moved the ueevpliincu nf the Invitation nnd it waa seconded by Major Uvojoy of llronxville. Mr. Willard In moving Its acceptance told how he hud been elected president of the I' ruin Association HO years ago on the Sl- iuner Shiiineenek on the trip uf tho publishers Ui bong Island , which he described as the best trip the Press Amiociiitio)! had ever had , be- fore or since. At Hint lime Long; Is- land win just beginning to grow, The vole of acceptance wan unanimous nnd so it wits settled that Long Island Is to be host to lhe publishers for two days iu Juno. Including in the trip will he JI .top-over nt l' litohoguo mid , on tht' return through New York , it dinner to the association by Adolph S. Ochs , publisher ot The New York Times. The letlers of invitation from the various enterprises follow: Letter from Long Island Railroad Company New York , N. Y „ January 21 , 1027 New York Press 'Association , Syracuse , New York. Gentlemen:- On bolinlf of tho management of the l_ong Inland 'Railroad , I extend a moat cordial greeting to your association with the hope that it may be our pleasure to welcome you to Long Is- land for your June meeting. Twenty-nine yours ugo, we were honored liy a visit fro m your body at which timo Long 1 Island was merely i . summer excursion territory. Today, with its ii(ipulutio|i of three und pne- hulf million people, it stands a bul- wark among the greatest home und recreational centers of thc country. Some of tho credit for this growth goes to Jr, W. Murray, who came to Long Island for the first time with your association twenty-nine years ago; saw the possibilities ; settled at Bockaway Beach , and established a newspaper called \The Wave. \ . That he is still doing business at the old stand is assurance enough of his suc- cess. That your association mny see the now Long Island of today from end to end , arrangements have been made so that I fan extend the courtesies of the road tb your association , and to place at your disposal a special train to Montauk and return . With niy very Kfgh qst regards , and hoping that it may be our pleasure to hav£ yotr with , us in June , I am [ Zf .;;¦ . , ' .;Ydurs-tr_fo . .i!fc '' P. II. 'Woodward , General Passenger Agent. Letter frtit|i Publisher, of N. Y. Times January 24 , 1027. Mr. Joint T. Tuthill , Jr., The Advance , Patchogue , L. I. My dear Mr. Tuthill:- Thc New York Times is pleased to extend an invitation to the members of The Now York Press Association to visit its plant and to take dinner at The Times Annex on the completion of their tour of Long Island earl y in June. We should like to he advt-tcd at least two day ' s In advance of the number of guests to be expected. Very truly yours , Adolph S. Ochs. Tele gram from Carl Fisher FS Miami Beach Flo., P. H. Woodward , Long Island Ry. Penn Station , New York : Your yyire twenty-first will be glad co-operate and extend courtesies of hotel to your association afternoon June tenth to afternoon eleventh. Carl Fisher. Letter from L. I. Press Association Brooklyn , N. Y-, Jan. 25 , 1927. To the Now York State Press Association , Elmer E. Conrath , President , Juy W. Shaw , \ Secretary. Dear Brothers :- ' Thc Long Island Press Association , by the largest attendance in its his- tory on January 17, U.27 , voted to extend a most / cordial invitation through its spokesman , Bro. John T. Tuthill , Jr., to thc officers and mem- bers of the New York Stale Press As- sociation, to i hold its J une sessions on Long Island. This invitation is backed by offers of transportation and entertainment during tho entire visit on Long Island and the Metropolitan area. The Long Island Railroad , thc Mon- tauk Beach Development Company, the Patchogue Chamber of Commerc e , the Long Island Chamber of Com- merce, tho Brooklyn Daily Eagle , the New York Times and thc proprietors of attractions at Coney Island , all unite in -this invitation. Fraternally your_> : , (Si gned) Frank M. Marlow , President. Letter fro m Bound Table Club' January 2»th , 10027. New York Press Association , Convention , : . , • - .Syracuse , New York: . Gentlemen:- The Round Table Club of Patchogue , Long Island extend their greetings and ask that you accept this letter as a very cordial invitation to honor Pat- chogue with your, presence on your visit tu Long Island in June. It shall be our purpose tu exert every energy in making . vour slay with ' us , on« of great Joy nnd pleasure. Very truly yours , JL II. Overtoil, president; J. Llnihach , vice president C. W. Uot'blold, sec- retary ! William II, Aldricli , Irons- mor; Harry T. Weeks , Walter II. .Inyciix , John J. H(\¦ • i Howard S. C .oiikliii , K. Johiuikiicelil , Jr. , ho/tllo II. Ain. . Robbie , Arthur W. Newlns , F. L. I.iiriiway, Jerome \V. Ackerly. John J. Van Pell , Joseph C. Jnhii , Gustav Ilrnnduu , John C. Iluri-ie, Herbert l'\ ' Austin , Frank 11. Cull , John T. Tuthill , Jr., K. U'Roy Rob- inson. Letter from Village of I' lilclioguc January -fllh, 1027. New York Press Assecl.iti.m (l u Convention) Syracuse , New York. Gentlemen;- I' nt- 'In.KUo , Long Island , on the \Sun Rise Trull , \ extends . vour asso- ciation a most cordial . invitation lo make thi* your-stopping place next June when in convention. I trust you will ucfi'iit the invita- tion , conic nnd see the ninny beauties and advantages of I' ntchogue and Long Island for yourselves. I am sure you Will be sorry to leave when time is up. Mny I not look forward to person- ally welcoming you .here a I that time? 1 beg to remain , Yours truly, (Signed) 13. R. Bellman , . ' resident , Village of Patchogue , N. Y. Patchogue Chamber of Commerce Putcliogue , Long, Island , N. Y., January 25 , 1027. New York State Press Association , Convention, Syracuse , New York. To the Honorable Association:- The Chamber of Commerce of Pat- chogue , Long Island , asks for thc privilege of being honored , along with every other hamlet , village and city in our section of the state , in having thc New York Press Association come to Long Island in June. It is our desire to extend lo you at that timo every effor t and courtesy in making your pilgrimage one of com- plete recreation and joy, and as an evi- dence of our great desire toward this end , it affords the entire board of di- rectors much honor and pleasure in signing this invitation. Cordially yours , Herbert P. Austin , M. H. Overton , John J, Van Pelt , Joseph O. Roe , James R. Skinner , Win. H. Aldrich , Jerome W. Ackgrly, Leslie H. Mac- . Robbie , John T.fTuthill ,. Jr., Harry T. Weeks , postiiia ' ster, State Publishers Acclaim Invitation Cordwood Club Case Continued (Continued fro _ tf Page ' 1 , this Section) reason. That evening; lie went to Ku- rovic ' s home and on entering the kit ; c.hen greeted Szuster who at drice took off his cont , he said , struck hifti with a piece of cordwood , hit him twice with his fists and felled him after which Szuster dragged him out the door onto the ground and gave him two more blows with his i'ist , be- fore he was assisted to his car and left the place, JUDGE VUNK cross examined Mat- J uzak who denied having called Szuster a vulgar name until after he had been- assaulted. He also denied raising his fist as lie entered the kit- chen or in any way antagonizing or repulsing Szuster , saying he and Charley had been friends for several years. He admitted that the stick of cordwood was a piece of wood two feet long and an inch thick. Later he admitted that he did raise his finger as he entered. • Kurovicks, when p laced on the stand , told substantially the same story but said that Matitzak had sev- eral words with Szuster as he entered the room but that they were in Pol- ish ^nd he was unaware of what he said. He told of tho assault and help- ing Matuzak . to his car after stopping Szuster from directing further blows at Matuzak. George Ivan, a brother-in-law o£ KurovickVi , who was at his home said that as Matuzak entered thc room he pointed .his finger at Szuster and said in Polish \Yoit wait!\ anil that Szus- ter didn ' t wait but started to maul him and then dragged him out on the ground where he continued the beat- ing until Kurovics interceded and helped Matuzak to his car. He de- nied having heard Matuzak call Szus- ter a certain name -as he entered , bin, said ho wasn 't paying, dose attention to his entry into thc room. ' Mrs. Kurovics ' story ivas similar '^ that told by the others after which Dr. William Neuss of Yaphank was placed on the stand. He said that he saw Matuzak that night and that he was then .s u ffering from a tremendous contusion over the left eye and from shock , hysteria and . nervousness. He testified that he examined him for a fractured skull or other injuries but that all he could find was a very slight fracture of the nose which he adjust- ed. He said that he treated Matuzak for five days as the contusion grad- ually became reduced. Dr. Neuss was the last, of the pros- ecution ' s witnesses and Judge Vunk then made a pica for . thc dismissal of the chin fee, on' the grounds thut.uoW- rious injury- resulted _ ii |i(l tliat none was premeditated. Ally. Blue moved against dismissing the charge and the hearing wus adjourned until tomorrow after the dismissa l had been denied. „ „ , ARTIFICIAl, FLOW-EHS lhc FulchoKiic Advance Pape r Shoimc has E limited amou-it of his-i urade urtillclal fluwero ut Miry i-vaiuiuble prices, —Adv. Varied Affairs for Balance of H. S. Year (Continued from Page 1, this section) Klvi'ii nboiil Muy 20. The pup ils arc working in the form of « glee club to- ward this end. It promises to be om; of the largest drawing curds to he of- fered (lurin g Uie year. Activities in truck will begin In the spring. According lo the muleriiil , I' ntchogiie high school should have a very good team on the field. Ten members of the Senior Cluss I'oniplctcd their work lor graduation. Mathilda Beck will enter New Pitltz Normal School. June Butler will en- ter trainin g for a nurse at the St. John ' s Hospital , Klsie Kcssncr plans lo go to Syracuse University. . Horace Newlns will spend the rest of the win- ter in Florida; while Hewlett Bishop, Angelina Capri no , Abraham Katz , Fercy Koiilp, Lawrence , Smith and Chin-lie Waters will either continue their work iu Patchogue high school or be employed at work near the vil- lage. Arrangements are far in progress for the nation-wide oratorical contest lo be conducted by tho New York Times. This contest will be held some time in the spring in the high school auditorium. ' Putfils of the high school arc already working on orations. This , however , is u purely voluntary bit of work on the part of the pupils. L , I. Sportsmen Have Game Dinner (Continued from Page 1 , this section) Association , spoke of the excellent sport enJQ. ved the past season , when sportsmen found more game than has boon seen on Loiig Island in many years , and he gave us u reason for this, thc interest the sportsmen ' s clubs arc taking in thc propagation and care of ' game , liberation of young fowls , rabbits , etc. He spoke very highly of the excellent service that Jerome V. Jerome is giving the sports- men of this state, as president of the Long Island Association of Sports- men ' s Clubs , traveling to Albany and to Washington , attending hearings on conservations bills presented to the legislatures , and fighting for the in- terests of the sportsmen. The asso- ciation which he represented oh the north shore , he said has been doing good work in stocking at the proper times , the woods and fields with game , and providing covers and other _ pro- tections for those as well as feeding the .birds. Joseph West , president of the Bo- hemia Game Protective Association , raised an interesting poi nt in the course of his -speech. >He called at- tention to the' quesfiims.askcd ' of gun- ners when they applied for their li- censes as to the number of ducks , quail , rabbits , etc., they killed last sen- se;! , and in many instances the figures mentioned ho says are more than double the actual shooting. In fact , if a grand total were mad e of these figures , he said , it would be shown that about a million birds and the same .number of rabbits were shot on Long Island. LIE admonished the gunners to con- * ¦* fine their answers in the future to the truth , and this would result in getting some help from the Conserva- tion Commission in securing game for liberation , etc., but as it is with the exaggerated answers , the commission believes that there is an over abun- dance of game on the -Island. It was a point well raised and will be given deserving attention, The evening ' s events came to a close with the showing of motion pictures of gunning for ducks in the marshes on the islands. Others were , shown of quail hunting with especiall y trained dogs , that captured the fancy of many of the men present. These movies were secured from Forest and Stream. At the conclusion of the projection a rising vote of thanks was tendered to Host Murdock for his efforts in making the affair such a success and for the outside talent-he had obtained. The sportsmen ' s associations which were well represented we re The North Shore Game Protective Association of Huntington , the Middle Island Game Protective Association; the llaup- paugc Gun Club; Bohemia Game Protective Association; . Porthuven Gun Club of Brookhaven; Penataquit Fishing and Gunning - Club of Buy Shore; Bay ' Shore Boatmen ' s Asso- ciation; Upton Gun Club of East Is- lip; and the Long Islaud Association of Sportsmen ' s Clubs. ' W e ll N o w Wh o Is Kutest Tot? (Continued from Page 1 , this section) received , will wiri $7fi in ' B b'ld , while the second ' in place will be awarded - . nt) , third $25 and fourth $15. IN the outside district , which includes all of Brookhaven town - and that pari of Islip town as far west and including West Sayville , Bohemia , and the western Lake Ronkonkoma coun- try, the winner will receive a prize of $50 , second child $25 , and third $15 . The prizes being so numerous and generous , it is expected that com- petition will bc. ' even keener thah be- fore, ' ' r ' ¦ The ballots will be in the form of coupons issued by the business houses conducting the affair , along with reg- ular purchases , and they may be cast in ballot boxes in the stores or at the Advance office. There \ will also be a voting coupon in the Advance_ Every coupon must be filled out completely, nnd plainly written , to Ktiiird against loss (ir inisundcrsltit idliig, as the Jud- ges will have u big Job on their hands. Any lot of ballots cast for one cuii- dlduU' «t one timo .should If possible be ftistt'iied together, bill each one must ho completely filled out so thai it will not mutter if such pucks of coupons fume apart. The context closes March 12. Sec advertising niiiiouiiceiiienls for ollicial pui'ticuliii'H. Thu following mei-hiinlH nre issuing Koupuiis In the Kontest: Weinbergs , dreases ami cents; Mor- lcy ' s Flower Shoppe; Lindeiibergcr- Smlth, radios and musical . Instru- ments; Titus Kleclricnl and Gift Shop; Smith Shoe Store; .lohn Stewart , real estate and iiiiuiriUK -e ; Lichensteill Hrdthers , stationery, cigars , toys , etc.; Swezey & Newlns. Inc., Depiirliiient store; Novelty Dress Goods Co.; Brills ' Department Store ; Economy Market ; Jiuiios A. Cnnriiy, tin used cur sales; K. 0. Kttller , jeweler; Johnson ' s Studio, photographs and friinit's ; Star Fitrniture Co.; Otto Salzcr , bakery; Patchogue Advance Panel' Shoppe and .subscriptions; S. J. Glrshoff , furnlsli- iiif-s ; Central Service Station , gaso- line , oils , buttery service , etc; Worth' s Creamery, dairy products. N. Y. Press Association Considers Problems Local Editor on Pronrnm nt Syracuse Section—Weekly nnd Daily Aiso- ications Confer MATTERS of common interest to editors and publishers outside the metropolitan area were taken up and discussed at length both in open session and in committee meetings at the 75th annual meeting of the New York Press Association which con- vened nt Syracuse on Thursday eve- ning . 'ind i-nino to a close Saturday noon. Editors of weekly papers front all over the state were present at the meeting and The Advance was repre- sented by John T. Tuthill , Jr. ' In plnce of Associate Edito r Frank P. Johnson , who was unable to attend on account of illness , Mr. Tuthill led a symposium on thc subject, \What News or Editorial Feature H:u Been Most Successful During the Past Year?\ - One of the highlights of the con- vention program was the banquet held in the ballroom of the Onondaga Hotel Thursday evening at which the New York Associated Dailies were also present. An address by Dr. Bernard C. Clausen of the First Baptist Church of Syracuse on \How To Be Angry, \ and one by Eric C. Hapgood , presi- dent of the American Society of Ne wspaper editors and editor of the Cleveland Plain Dealer together with remarks of a * humorous nature by Thomas Augustine Daly of Philadel- phia^ featured the- banquet meeting. The Friday morning meeting was given over largely to the annual re- ports , of the oflicers and an address by Jesse \\ T . Chirk , collector of internal revenue in that district. In the after- noon si series of problems common to all publishers were taken up and com- mented on from every angl e followed by a series of brief addresses on per- tinent topics. That evening the meet- ing took the form of \ a family affair , \ at which Jiidson C. Welliver , former editor of The Washington Times , ' was guest of honor. Saturday ' s progra m opened with group breakfasts followed by com- mittee reports and other unfinished business with the election of officers as thc final matter to be disposed of be- fore adjournment around noon time. Elmer E. Conrath of the Cuba Pa- triot-Free Press was re-elected pres- ident of the association and-Fay C. Parsons of the Cortland Democrat was re-elected vice president. Elias Vair of the Waterloo News who has served us treasurer during the past your ivim elected historian und Floyd 1), M|, u , r of the Fu l l-port Herald-Mull was elec- ted treasurer. Al lirnlnnrd of tho Kcnmoro Record and Leslie C. Sutton und T. II. Alvord wore elected to tin- executive committee for one vettr while John T. Tuthill, ,lr „ editor nf The I' nti'liugue Advance ami AI. JJ , Lanilon wore elected to the executive committee for two yonrs _ <- . - . ¦¦¦ ¦ ¦ ¦ - . ¦ .. . < . '! A L .. _^-.u_ - r . -- i - . ... , _ _^_. ¦ . , . ,„ ^ of Patchogue , N. Y. Invites You to Inspect, the l In Its inni 13 By^FAI____D_ V JM ^^r«H_ Mw ^Wm • IP IOS c&OO Jam—maw ______l - __ l flAi - mmramL -HE. WtL __Bl_ _D _____B ___¦ Wm —m B W gSn \%m Protection for Your Securities and Valuables at a Nominal Rental * Silver Storage S pace Available ALTHOUGH tho point of a needle is usually considered as the smiillest thing possible that the hu- man mind can visualize it is not so - small hut that it almost held up u wedding last week. / Miss Jennie l.evnnikisl.y had the 111 fortune to break n needle she wus working ' with Friday so that lour small pieces penetrated her lingir , causing her much pain. She wcul In Dr. Uiigcr for advice mill he informed t ' hu young ludy that u . minor opor- atipn would be necessary, For a min- ute she . suid nothing and then coyly inquired when it would be done. Dr. Unger , not realizing what was in the young lndy ' s mind replied that 2M Saturday afternoon would bo a good time. Again the Miss Levandosky wus silent and then pleadingly asked thnt it be done some other time. \Please. Doctor , \ she pleaded , \I' m going to Be married nt 2:30 and , well —I don 't see how I can change my plans for the wedding now. \ Then it was the doctor ' s turn to be thought- fully silent for a moment as he con- sidered the unusual situation. Then Dr. Ungcr told Jliss Levandosky to go ahead with hex nuptial plans and then come back for the operation , so yes- terday morning Mrs. J (imes Levan- dosky Beebe had four pieces of a bro - ken needle removed from one of her fingers. , \AUK YOU THICItE—AH?\ lAiiilmr ' n note: An Aimorlcan ' d tcliiiiliiinc MllutAtion is \Hollo I\ An Kniilinhmjitl ' ii. \Are you tlicre-oh, \ What with atnlic, Ilrlti.h mul American, ncceniii . und Intonation*, the ircnci-u l l-ipk ot leli'iihone coui'tesy anil llie knowlrdpi' that radiophone conversation costs $8 per min- ute, one ' s temper is apt to. Ret ruffled whe n London tries to j_ et New York, and vicc-ver.ii. I address the folloii'inir liiica to the ' editor i.f the Advance, UR hu in ajit to receive a radio- phone met*mine from London at any moment, j ' A radiophone from London, sir , —There ' s stiitic in the air— The accents of a Britisher. 1 The question, \Are you therc-ah ?\ 1 think liU name is Dbntcherknow , —The static makes him avear— He dots not understand \Hello I\ He questions , \Are you thercah?\ >Ie is a Mnrsted \ Britisher. —His name ho will not\ tell— And as he does not know \Hello!\ Shall I 'reply, O Hell t Thin static keeps tv/o souls apart ; Oh , will you kindly answor, sir , If you are \Are you thcre-uli . \ —Wa l ter Beverley Crime. The Point Of A Needle Was Alm6at Big Enough To Hold Up this Weddiny READEliS OF THE ADVANCE When rcnewinji your subscription, thc cdllnr will appreciate your clip- pine- llils -wic and checking lhc various features printed below lhat you enjoy reading the most and mailinE it to thi. newspaper with your clicck or money order: County Correspondence Wants and For Sale Notices Personal Items Abcut People ' Editorials Court House News ' Kent . Estate Transrers Scjioiol News tatters to the Editor Scrinl-Slory l' olltics Farm Bureau News Local Sportlnsr News > Keeping: Vour Beauty. ' . Lessons in English m llcb Ailams 1 Poems ' Questions and Answers The Dramatic Letter FROM till the lands beneath the sun , the U. S. A. etui take the bun. The Owl who made mid rules creation has not dealt so with any nation. Our wealth is hanked in fertile soil that honors yearly drafts of loll, pur rocks have coal and Iron hidden , our inlKhty hills are forest ridden, Our fields are thick with blade arid leaf , and nil our kine are full of beef. In wealth and power wc stand transcendent , our thoughts and ways are independent. But while wc here are sitting pretty old I' .uropo isn 't , more ' s tho pity. She ' s dynamite and If she blows we too will suffer , goodness knows. Let' s use some pressure , pull or suction to save the Old World from destruction. Let' s try and help her as we ought to and muke \Noblesse oblige \ our mot- to. That' s French itnd means the more we ' re blest the more our duty to the rest. Let' s stretch some hands across the sous wilh medicines for her dis- ease, not let her sit iind holler vainly for us to treat her safe and sanely. — BOB ADAMS. It is ' a wise man who looks things over instead of overlooking things. A' man who doesn 't feel dressed up unless ho has a shave, will object to his wife using rouge. Some self-made mon leave parts of the job unfinished. Foreign Policy . 1 ¦ ! ¦ ' ' I5l|p |(atr|jflaia» Aiwmi w f ubllslieil K.vrry Tiltfrnluy nnil THilii! - nl 11-1 n-in North Ocfiiii Avenue I' ateliiiinie. Hiil.iilli Cuunly, N. V. EtiUieil (is _ ('eonil,rlii>« mailer nl ilt» l>oil»lHei> nt Vni di - lull, under tin- iml i>r u ci. n , i II ir. 1'l .tMil.illi Vr-ar Kmnlillnliml lull JOHN T. TIITIIII,., , .III., Killlur 1-ttAN K l\ JOIINSUN, AmocliiW I' .illtor ll. imliu- . iii MmfiiKiM- tlKOltllE W. ANIlllliWS Advi-rtlnlnix Mtmnur-i- JOHN T, TUrillbl, _ W _ Q M wHMra s^t&vigy NsgoMgiJ 1 ' ADVIIlt'l'lHlNlMtATUS Ailverllnliiit rates oil nindli'iiltim. IleudliiK nutterii : (li'iuirnl run nf . puller _ tl>o u Unci fi' iuil pime ' -_ a linv. NulIlTS llf f. .HllvillH , .Dlll' - 'l- lll, llllll llll liuirni niitcrtiiinnicnt nt n ninnny-ninh* Ifiii character arc -On n line. It, per cent, extra for nnnriilitecd 1'imllli .ii . IICMiliilliins nf rciUU'rl are elinrui-d ul the rale of * 1. r,() t-iith Insertion. Cjirds of lliiinkii urn 11.50 for uiioh Insertion. Murrlnmi nnd den til iiullcca free. i' i i . ' ' . HUllSCItiraoN KATKB 11,00 nor' yenr ilcllvored In I' li k-li- mill.. 13.00 for nix. months , S1.0O for llue . month\. Blsowliero 93.00 If pnid In gilvancii ; M.E- O fur nix montln : Tfic for three months. An extm _ linm_ of lu > ;ti Is made It 110 days or mure huvo clnined after time siilKcrlnlion lins ox- lilr(il. ' Minnie copy five cents. SOMEBODY'S always taking the joy ' out of education—and there is little; chough joy in it at best, That the ieet of college girls are steadily increasing in size is the latest bomb to be hurled i n the lino of march of fab? ? llcs on the way to knowledge. The girls ' feet should not act that ¦vyay- There is no call for them to ewelT out just because their owners are crowding thoir \brains with learn- ing. The size of the shoe is not a ¦variable that moves with the size of the hat. Mental understanding and ph ysical understaivding should not nccf issarily be. commensurate. It' s nil wrong! ' COLLEGE FEET \\yHE sugar ' tariff ' means about $_ ! , • • ' . 000 , 000 a year to American farmers producing suga r cane , sugar beets and maple sugar , which they would not get without tho present tar- iff. ' Incidentally, without the tariff we woul d depend on foreigners for our sugar supplies , because our do- mestic sugar industry would be di. - utroyed, TRIUMPHS OF GENIUS T IAD our farme rs employed the ¦*¦ '* ¦ snmc methods of .sowing and harvesting 1926 wheat as were used 100 years ago , it would have re quired tli e labor of our 110 million people for nine months , and thc labor of 50 million people in addition. By mod- ern ' methods , thc (treat crop wtii sowed nnd harvested by three or fou r million farmers in a few months. It is alleged that talk will cure dis- ease. Hearin g too much talk also tends to make one sick. Vf. fi are told that thc earth was fur- thest from the sun on July . \ , but it has done some fast traveling since then. It may be that blondes arc dizzy, but that doesn ' t necessarily prove that all brunettes are naturally equilib- I'istic. A mini in love will do anything, hut he usually does nothing. Nothing hurts your luck as much as thinking you haven 't any. . It may be cheaper tu marry tliun lo give her a Christmas ' present. Wouldn 't it be too bad if we -vvere all as bad us our enemies think ' . ' SUGAR TARIFF AND T'' FARMER
