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VjittiwVi&'m&x^jvMmmmmyvatmmtm V lr til Neutral in NotMng that Demands Public Expression-^BepitbliGan in Politics—Devoted to the Public Interests. ji 1. BftOCKPOIlT, FRIDAY; JUL! 24, 1857. %ws&w Cark E. L. WHITNEY, Du.tLEii in Foreign and Domestic Staple aud Fancy Dry Goods, Groceries, Hard-' ware,Carpets, Paper Hangings,Oil Glotfis, Crockery and Glass Wiii'e—for Cash or ready pay only. No. 50 Main St., lii-ock- port, N, X. Nov. 28th,, 1856. 7tf J. HARRISON, - ' \ DEALER in Jilack Silk and Fiir Hats, White »nd Drab Hats, Summer Hats, Caps, Furs, Trimmings, etc. Brpckport.N. Y. CAHY, BRAINAKD .& CO., DEALERS in all kinds of Hardware, tin wave vheet iroh, copper i&e. Jobbing dune at »jiort notice. One door north oi Springs Drug store, Brockport, N. Y. ~~ DKAFTS* On ENGLAND IRCLASO AND SOTLAX D from £1 upward, for sale at the Brockport Eschsiigo Bank. Oct. 17, ltfSli. ltf Itkrtiu E&fcllainj. MISS BIlM&rimTOX'S POLKA JACKET; OR SljiSAN DEXNETT'S C'1IIUSTMAS-I>AY. BEACH & HUB BAUD, DEALKB* in Groceries, Provisions, Fish, Oil, Coidage Br oms, Vails, Tubs and nil articles usually kept in\ a store of tht kind. llliUK & THOMAS. MAKERS, Main Street Brcckport, N. Y.— Wholesale and retail dealers in Bread, Crackers and Cakes of every description. Parties supplied with ever} thing in the line at the shortest notice. Flour for sale at retail. cXltY JtlilJAINAlllI VASe'FACTUKf'.nx of Cary's Rotary Engine Pump and Hydrant. Office a lew duora aouth ot tho Vo.st Ollicu, east aide Main St. Brockport, N. Y. BUOCKl'OKT CANDY KACTOHY. JWIIM B. Light Manufaoiuri-r ,.f Fancy and, common Confectionary, at Wholesale or Retail; Ice Cream and P\ ramidsibr Parties uiado to order. sjtone llioeU, opposite tlte Village Hall, Hrockport N. Y. HATCH A WAI.TKlt. ^KALKKS in Boots- Sli\ , «, T-eatlnr and find- ing*, Xo '.B, Main Strct, Br. ckport, K. Y. I if Ca«h paid for 11.J,-s, SK1DMOKK it CO. BCALKIIS in Groceries, Vroaiitom, I.iq'..or«. Flour, Nails, (tins.. A-c. A-. In the Now Block, K'-\t side of Main Sticnt, Brock- y«rt, N. Y. ISAAC BARNES. llANUFAcrt \Kn of Faahiunabio Carriages, Buggies, Wac;iuii, bul'vies, Ac. Heimii- iug uonu on bh-»rl notice. Shop on Clinton •trect. ailioinhijf the canal, Bruckport, is.Y.! \ v .. vn: S. (IOFF, J'ROPIivroh of Clinton street Livery and BiackBtnithiug. llorars and CarnE.es tar- nished at short notice, and on veiy reasona- ble term'!- Johhiug and Ilotso-shnrinir d«ue in the best manner aud u ilh good sat- isfaction. Oilico on Clinton strcit, Brur.l>- port, X. Y. _ .A. .7. BARRIER JI Allt Dressing, Shaving, Chaiupooing, Oils and Perfumery. Razors horn .1. The Pat- ronage of tin- Public i« lispec.M'ully solici- t<id. Saloon in Ch.lpcll's Block, Main Si. Brockport, X. Y. MISS ETLVSK. TKACUEII of Music—instructions given on the Piano, Organ. Mi'ludcou and Guiiar; also in thorough Base and Vocal Music- Room in Mam St. second door south the Episcopal Church, Brockport X. Y. DR. E. L. WOOD. OFFICE next to the Post office. Dential one rations of every kind performed in tiio test manner. Hoinepathie Medicines for eale, from the best German preparation Brockport, N. Y\. T. A. WHITE. ', WILL always be found on hand and prepared to do Hair Dressing, Shaving, Chnmpooing *te., in the best manner. Oils and Perfu- mery for sale. Razors Honed. 13110 pat- ronage of the public is solicited. Saloon in Comes' Block, East side of Main Street, Brockport, N. Y. BERRY & PRICE. HAHUFACTUWEHS and Wholesale-huff Retail Dealers in Whips, Gloves and Mittens, 35 Main St. Brockport N. Y\. J. SMITH' & C0~ MANUFACTURERS and Dealers in ail kinds of Cabinet Ware. Tnming-amV Jobbing done on short notice.* Shop in south end of tho\ Stone block opposite Gowles store, Brockport, N. Y. • --\^wfrsr-AcftEX\,''-— -\- DEALERS IS- .IDry. Goods, Groceries,- Hard? ware, Croekerv, Tfltpcr-Sang'mgs. Ac- All Cheap foi-Cash, Brockport, N. Y. beliave.\ And dUuLtlo • s diu spoke l'ruui experience. Poor simple-hwi-ted Susan was qtiitt • overpowered b y the charge of ingratitude ; and not oh. urly understanding that all she had to he .grateful to Hiss Brightington for was, being allowed to work for her cheaper and Better than that distinguish- ed individual could And any one else'to do,-she would at that moment have con- sented, to- make polka jackets for a hun- dred days and nijjbts to escape from- it. Nowj.our little Sj.-ati had a thorough woman's' heart. Nut one, however, a bit like that of a fashionable btlle, with all its glow .and glory worn uff by eouulluos flir- tations. Nor dil she a bit reliable the class of \ btroiig-tuiudod\ Women who .,,.., .,, i despise dross aial ait such appurtenances, Alas '. for the vanity ot human expec- | , . . , , , r f„ ' ., , , \.. ' . ] who wouldii t he lianusuine if they could tation. Napoleon foresaw not the trost J , , «„ • ,.0 T! ,, —Hot they—aim who Feel a'natural an- imd snow of Kus-«ta ; and Susan Bennett I . , J , „, ,., ,, ., ,, , ! , i t.pal.y to those afflicted with tho Eift ot did nut Tiiiow the colder elements of enw .' ... , . ,, , c _ , ,, . , - , ^ ,. i-,i i \ i \ ault, alhoit su despised by them. For and sei&hness that wore to ehill her . ,, / . , , ,„ „ i.ur.j.vcs, we would ni't give a pin for a' heart ou Chmtuias Day. , , , , . * , „„ . J , ,. .. . , , woman tthu h.id tut dwire enough to Hie eve oamo, and; toKete m hand, , , . , , a - ,,,. i j pl'-ase, which tonehea her how to put on ao .-bawl .it- a bui.iiut in tin most eff.ctive \ Mother, there's only 5Irs. HacDing- jvay's plaid totton-velvet dress to finish, and the young lady her companion's tar- tan muslin to iikiko, and Miss Brighting- ton's blue holy to, sow on,\ said Susun Bennett, afrctty little dross-uiakoi, who I had JEsfc- set up i u tho aristocratic ,su-1 burb of Islington. \I shall- get flnish-1 ed by Cliristraas-Eve,\ she added, \ and . shall have time to make you tho newcip, | and put the flounce upon, my brown me? j .vino.\ The niothcryields, though not without \ He i s not;a MjthodU,\ .said the other,, somo kindly regrets, to such potent rea-' \for his ,coat is no t the right cut.\ \ If sonings—and tho little dressmaker is left i I could find his hymn book,\ said the H. & A. FRY.R. \WEST SIDE MAIN STREET, BnocKPniiT, N. Y.-rDealers in Books-, Pamphlets, Sta-', dressmakoiv tionery ahd'Sfnsie. AMsc, ftiugs and Med- icines,, Chemicals, Paints, Oil, Dye-Stiu\fa Brushes, Perfumery,-&c., «&c, the little di-Kiinaker tripped \along ponderous veh et, oF vast dimensions, and tho. freezing uiusHu, were safely deliver- ed,; aud now came the delicat blue silk, for th e only daughter aud sole heire.-s of a retired stockbroker, but one who would nut give he r a guinea for duwer while be lived. Here-8usau was de.ircl tuvalk in; and then she was ,told to walk up iutu the snug and comfortable dressing room of that elderly young lady, lor JI'ss Biijhtington was thirty, or there- abouts. Not tliat wc would hint that ihere is any impeachment of tho moral character in being thirty, or that it is etcn a legal crime, which might bo ipuito another thing, o r even lhat parties uc- ku'.vloctgingsuch. a fact are amenable to any obsolete law ; hut, unhappily, Jlh» liiiglit.iugton made herself ridiculous by behaving a la seventeen, and was afllicted wiih. a shortness- of memory rmito dephi- rahle. She couldn't remember tho rrueen's i accession—uot a bit—and had only a .den of being taken to see the illu- iniuatioua mi the uuspicouy event of her niMJc-ty's marriage; adding, of couise, that \ children always like such things.' Miss Brightiri^toii aho ascended into the warm dressiug-rooin, and, eumbiuiiifc '.he expression of an injur*!- individual with as nuich dignity as was compati'dr with feel-upou.-feiid,'r-aud-fifC-sereeu-iti- hand attitude adopted, she spoke to the I trembling Husan, win- saw that .something was wrong, bu t couldn't tell what, seeing that tho new dress was yet to be lihil, and she did not believe it would lit \1-i-au- lilully.\ ' \ I could no t have bclic-vod- such a thing,\ said the lady, taking the drts-i in ' her hand with something .very like a ; suate'. (N. 15.—Xo snatch isjiot digni-' fed.) \ j \ What have I done wronj, ma'am !\ I saiu Susan meekly; I have made it ex- : actly as you ordered.\ i \ As lurdercd, indeed 1 But haven't, you uiiulo that Miss C'lattorworth's greeu satin with a PotKi JACKET V Susan admitted the fact. \And she to\ dine here to-morrow! Do you suppose I'll ^wcar this thing 1\ And tho irate lady threw the dress from her, \ I think it, looks so nice, ma'am,\ said Sasau, holding it out in the most attrac- tive manner ; \audit's just tho make you thought so becoming.\ \ Thought-—three months ago '. I tell you whit it i.-i,-y„u. may take it back, and make mo a Polka Jacket by five o'clock to-morrow.\ \ It's -Christmas-Day '.\ exclaimed the in inner. Now'Sns'm Burnett had pre- cisely ihc riglit.uuaiitity of the 1'emiuiup talent; and it was not qnly the flounce t her ow n drc-s tha t she wanted to pro- p ire against the onmiug dayv^tliere weru h.df a dozen et-.vtera« of the t., ilet that s.-eui'-tl urgent neoesaitiis, ere i-he culld apjiear at a certain (.'liri-tni.is | ai r %, which she had looked forward to with the eagerness of those who t»nj few tdi-.isure* for numy a week. Who ciiuhl it be befure whom sh\ w Wi- tt. C. LATTA. MANUFACTURER and Dealer in Boots, Shoos,, and Leather; at the old' Stand of .T. A. Lat- ta, corner of Water anff Main St. Brock- port N. Y. ... , \ Si \B.—Cash paid for Hides, Calf and Sheep Skins. OSTUOM, ANTHONY & CO., WHOLESALE Grocers and' Commission Mer- chants, 18') West street, between Warron •fid Chambers, Now York. Jfce'b Ostrpm, D'vid H. Antlinny, Jos. Eequa- E. H, MIX, BEMTIST—Artificial Teeth inserted on Fins Obld and' S5ilv6r Plate .florn ono tooth toa- whdie sot, on rcasonablo- terms. Oftica on Main street, e«r- D. Dni>° (ton , Brock-' \ Well, I know it is. I want it for the Christmas party. No harm in working, I am sure, if there is n o harm in paying forfeits, and all that.\ \I must make quits a new body—I uiust sit up all night to do it.\ \ Ohj- nonsense 1 you people always say that.\ !' If you would iet it be till next week—\ urged Susan timidlyt \If you won't do it, soinobody. else will,\ rctiu-n».d tho lady; and assuming ed to appear charming ! Nut >urc!y her ^raudn.otlier, whii, by the May , was y< I }\u'i 0 ' enough to nnko a plum puddinif, atiJ enj'*y the suae ; not her uncles and. uuuls, and the juvetill; sprouts whose ; number* seenad fc-giun. Tiutigli it she j had been asked to mike out a list of the Chrisim is gne-ts expected to meet-.at ini- 'e Tom's, thuchuuoes-iire she would lrive i left, uut a certain meri-y-h carted young wat.-hmaker, who alw.us s ,;d \ciery- thiuj wis f>»r tho Ix-hi\—or ft any rati- she would have namo.1 h'nu list, with a sort ul \ Uh, 1 forj.jt cousin il dici't.\ T.e: littlu Ir-.-.-iii-ik.-r l.a I t.i'K d of siti'hi^ up ail night: let llrPi-,- c.iiu.- a re- en', lection of ul eyes in >1 p-il.' chc-.k.-. e.iisc [itci.t ti/i i si,.di freaks, so to be 1 she Wfit, m.'.iiiiii.' to rise at four in the morning. B .; IU.I- '. A\ ronH iM f ~li- j, I or if lor a tuiim-.it slu- lo--t citr-'-io'!- - :'.'?--. I sh- ilrovnf of e.iu.-in U-ihert making h.ve to sum dj.rly hi a horrible 1'ulka Jacket. , S'i up .she rose sn- the bitter Chri-^lriiis , moruiiijTat tlu-ep of tho \'clue k, and kin- dled a few euiltc-s to k-vp her from quite i shhering, auJ by ;h ; 1'g'it of a thin cau- i die, set aboul her tu.sk , ] We wonder what Aliss Arabella Bright- I ingl-in wasrlrcamlng of just then The tabl.y eat rubbed? against Susan's fro', as if -iisldiig for a saucer of milk : she was used to a candle-light breakfast sometimes, mid did not know the h-.ur. But she must Wait as well as her mistress —no milk in the streets for hours. See, daylight i* bnaking 1 And hr,rk ! there's a shrill young voice pouring out a Christinas carol. Foolish Susan, the tours are dropping upon your work—what is the reason—uot that morry carol, sure- ly? Do tears stain-blue silk ! We can- not positively tell; but judging from eii- cutnstantial evidence should say not. At any rate, she dashes thcniaway beem*' — she has not time to fret. Tho mother must make her own cap, that's certain ; and finely she fusses about. Susan shows hor how, and might almost as well have done it entirely. Noon comes'; no chance of the flounce on hor own gowu^-that hope is abandon- ed entirely. Thread breaks, needle snaps, and pins drop out in the most rebellious manner imaginable. Sa an is getting nervous, hcrfi.igerstreniM''-', and .-he sees, with prophetic tru'h, s'.i-; must give up also going to three o'clock dinner; this is •worse than giving up the flounce, :but to hor Christmas dinner of bread and cheese and to work at the polka, jacket, Once she goes to the window to seo how the world, looks outside. Flys and coaplu es rattle along;, brisk pedestrians are smartly dressed; omnibuses look gayer than usual; and a remarkably bright flro shines from.tho opposite house. Silly Su- san—tears again 1 they only hinder your work, and Will make your eyes quite as red'as a wakeful night would do. F\uv o'clock 1 The- polka jacket, with its piping's, and linings, and buttons, com- pleted at last. Half a mile to be carried hon.o, but the little dressmaker almost flics that—and, extravagant creature, spends sixpence to ride back by omnibus —which crawls in rile distance. MUs Brightington gloried in the polka jacket, especially, as her rival did not wear hers ; so that, after all, she might have spared poi.r Simu, withont suffer- ing\ very cm-'lly for it. Just as sho was sitting down t.< three c-iuncs, Susan Ben- nett was making her toilet to join the Christmas party. The Brown merino would do very well without a flounce, and she had 1 enntrrived to sew on a bit of laao on the top, that being one of tin most hil- purfimirt'f ct-ceteras. She is l\okii]gthc d\ora of the Iwo rooms she and her moth- er i-Miipy, l.ti* i« so startled by a loud '.nock tint the key drops nut of her baud! Who em i t he ? Somebody opens the door an 1 th- 1 will 1 almost blows out Su- san's candle-, hut it d >es not quite, and -lie sc.j by lh\ light that cotn- '.n II •'• *rt springs hY'i st-ps at a time up the s'.dr-. F r that matter, though, f-h\ knew his s'ep without staying to look who it was. \ llow kind of you to come for me'.\ exclaimed Sufiin. '•' They wqttld'i't let me cense before— at least they h«gan quizzing aud laugh- ing. I hato to he quizzed, don't yon 1\ \ Yes,\ murmured Susan, iu the faint- est if livb'.e uuies; hut somehow or oth- er Heard the word, and by this time they were out in the street. \ Ifow ci'1-1 it i-,\ sail Robert. '• Yes, nn ; ye«, it is cuid.\ •'Coll', why your hand is like ice; thoie, wrap the other in your cloak ; I'll keep this warm.\ - Uobert '. let gn ; what nopwnse '.\ \ I will, I say''—but the remainder of of that er.nferrnee is srctcd, \ What a lini\ your must have kept Robert'.\ said the graudui'ithor. i_\ Sh> wa*rfnt quite ready,\ h • an'wcr- ci for her. Ti ue, she had the key to pioli up and one door .to-lock, and—they had come a long wry round. Thcro'was a little qnir.'/.;iipr after the cousins arrived, hut th»y 4id not seem to mind it much. People don't when they have a thorough uiiilerMrindhig between themselves. TliMigh ?ir.an had had no dinner she ate liltle s-uj pi r, and yi t she eonld uot he ill—she had su?'.i a beautiful color : hut it might b \ from her walk. (Vrtnin'y, uo- ludy would have thought she had sat up half the night, and becu weeping half the morning. Cousin Robert, notwithstand- ing his gaiety, had always been a hit of a philosopher ; he said the worV= of the clocks an 1 miteh»s made him think, and, as we have sail before; his favorite maxim was \ all is f>>r fin* bcf.\ lie is- going into business for himself very soon ; hut he mu B l! have told Sus-an something more than that iu their l<>ng walk, or sir never would have agreed with him that it was \ all for tho best\ tha!»she had to Stay at homo , atiJ make Miss Brightingtou's POLKA JAC.II.ET . KF* A Traveller called at nightfall at a farmer's house—the owner being from home, andthe mother aud daughter being alone, they refused to lodge the -wayfar- er. \ How- far, then,\ said he, \to a house where a preacher can got lodgings?\ daughter, \ I could toll what sort of a! preacher he is. And with that, she thrust hor baud into the saddle bags, and, pulling a flask of liquor, she exclaimed— \La! mother he' s a hard-she-U'd Bap* list.\ T o GUT RIO OF HOUSE ANTS.'^JCIIO best way, to get rid of house auts is to sot a quantity of cracked walnuts, or shell barks, on plates, and put them in a clos- et where tho ants congregate. They are very foud of these, and will collect iu them in myriads. When they have col- lected in them, make a general sacrifice by turning nuts aud ants together into th 0 lire, aud then replace the plate with fresh nuts. After they hnvo beoojne so thin- nud off as to cease collecting on plates, powder some gu m camphor and put it iu the holes.and creates; whereupon the remainders ill speedily vamose, I t may help the process of getting tliein. to as- semble on,the shell bniks to remove all edibles uut of their way for a time. EC== A new museum is about being started in the Moen. The highest pi ice- is offered for real curiocities—not sham ones—to stuck it witl). Cash paid for the following, o r orders on the'Wild Cat Bank, which is jiiat as good, viz.; Nails fieiu the claws of a hapnner. A bird'-eye view of the top of the morning A receipt of tho dews of eve. A leg of a toad-stool. A pig from the pen that was mightier than the sword. A map of the State of Matrimony. Knots from the Boardof Foreign Mis- sions. A bill drawn on the banks of the Shannon. And the mummy of She honest mau that Diognios went in search of. Thejoinoou-fanalies believe, an 1 actu- ally assert, tha t wo have not a real live honest mini now upon tho face of the earth. Must be a mistake. Remarkable Ms. I?ouufl in a Bottle. Tho following startling letter, purport- ing to have been found on a voyage from San Francisco to New York, is supposed to be the- last adieu of a fund lo\er at sea, to his iiniMiura at home : \M r DARLING JCI.WH—Wearogoin' down '. A t least so the fust limit informs me, very soou ; and that kind gentleman I ad\ i..es me t u dnup my little choars he-1 Sweeter Far iit Heaven. „. It, was'-evoning. Wo wort, seated alono at tho pianOj broitthiiig a song of beauty and joy ; and as our fingers gli- ded gently up the silvordjeyed octavos, and music, \ the soul of beauty,\ gushed forth responsive to our touch, it seenieel- nowherte in this gdad earth could ilicra - be hearts boating heavily—so light ami joyous vfara our own. The last eoho had died away in tho distance, and turning fi om tho instrument, our eye rested' up* on tho silvered locks and heiidlhg form of ono whoso countenance bospoko a pure and noble heart. Wo had nover met befefe, but ho whispered softly, while 'a smile of beauty wreathed his colorless lips, \ Young inaidon; 'twill bo sweeter far in heaven!\ Oh, how those few sim- ple words changed tho current of OUT thoughts; and when iu \words ofwin-> uiug eloquence, he spoko of tho comforts uf our holy religion, and urged us to' comcernte our life, our talents, our all, to the service of our Maker, wo thought no sacrifice to g?ent; if, like hiin, we, ted might k rtoiv tho source of joy ; if, hko him, we too might soo unfolding boforo our spirit's vision the glorids of the OB* lestial City. Weeks fledj and-that old man, wearied of earth, folded his thin arms and went? to sleep. They laid him to rest,- away' in tho churoh-jard; but we knew that there was but tho casket—that the spirit, no longer fettered, i\as basking m the suulight of the Savior's sniilo ; and that his voice, n j longer tremulous, mingled! in tho anthems of the \ jnst made per- fect.\ And when at twilight hour wo breathe a song of the \olden time,\ beautiful, indeed, through the vista of tho past, comos tho loiueuibranoo of those joy-inspriug words, \ Twill he Bwecter far in Heaven!\ Sleep, is of God. Sleep is the gift of God, uurj noe a man would close his eyes did not God. put his fingers on his oye-lids. True,- there are some drugs with which man can poison themselves well nigh to death, and they call it sleep; but the sleep of tho healthy body is the gift of God, \Ho bestows it, he rocks tho era lie for us ev- ery night, draws the curtain of darkness,, bids the sun shut his burning eyes; then ho comes aud says, ' Sleep, sloop my child; I give ihec sleep.\ You have sometimes laid your head upon your pil- low and tried to go to s.i cp, I nt you could- nut do it ; it vnis beyond your power.— You close your eyes, but still you see, and there are souuds in your oars, and . . ten thousand things drive through your fore the fatal s troKo ends my karccr on | ^ S1(je p fe the best ^^ ^ yearth, I feel very queer having et no breakfust, an d mi supper bavin' gone the rung wa. Th e waves is rolliu' mouutins I know of. I t has healed more pains than tho most eminent physicians on earth. I t is the best mediuine. There hi, aud our dyin' stuard .advises pork and I . .. . ,., .^ . , ,,, .. . , J . T „ , , is nuthiiig hko it. Aid wui'>a mercy molasses tied to a ••wins'; 1 lcel very sad. t., . ',. , ., , , , ,, n , , ,, .. . , . , -, lit is duit it belongs to all. G d Ooes not I should like tu take mi hat and go, . ., , . ,, ,, ,, . , „, , . ,.,,., Rive it merely to the noble or the noli, so- ashoar. The eantm is very kmd-harted, °, , ., . , , . , T „ , „ . , ,, ., . , they can keep it as a special luxury for and I am so solt shell suninnek d that he l , , ,' . , , ' ., ,, i r , , themsehci, but he bestows it upon all.—• d 1 feel ,. ... , , vir -e • • Yes, it there he any difforonco, it is tu- favor of bho poor. \ The sleep of the is always orderiu me lelow, an constantly like coinin up. 01! if I wiis ashoar, I'd never come tu seo again, nev- er, iwi'er. _ Jist tu plague mc, they've been and s-alted all the wotter.- This morning I was sick t u mi stummick, and uiidertuelt labor n g man is sweet, whether h e \eat little or much.\ j A WISK CoNcbtsioN-.—A farmer wai once a deed whit ia.foren.ie ho opuld draw rAcaif of a patroness, she continue!— \I there's- no dinner provided? She will did think, after all I had done for you, I have bread and cheese, and come, to tea:; should.have met .with a little gratitude !-, sure to have some supper afrunclo Tom's tut there's' no such, thing in the world / on Christmas-Day.\ there's no help fur it—the Polka Jacket ; '... 01l ) if , yo u arB a . prellc i, or; .» said the . cannpt be done, ,, old lady,\\ you can stay here,\ Accor- The mothc- talks now of staying' at j dulglyj Jw dismounted. H e deposited home also; bu t as Susan justly says, ; his saddlc bags in the ll0Ml) i and led . h j s What's the use of that, especially ta ; i lors e to theafiibie. -Jdeaiiwhilo thomoth- tu gitadrink. 0 youvo no idear how fvom ta0 text of j^ D> ., an j t i 1 0 w - t ^ a3S . salt it was., I asked the mait what tho' Snuffci l lip t j 10 ^; nd _.. o\y e \\« | l0 kansowas, and he sed it was on akkount ^^ ,. tho Qnl y mferouc0 that j oan of alllhe pork barrels haVin leaked. | draw is thafc it would be a long tim0 be . There, now we're a goin! I hcered p for01 , would fat ;,_•, the capting say to a largo.collorred geil- ._ , • m , ^ tlemau—'' You'd totter light the lamps gg- When you are disposedio be vain before you go down\—and I can feel itj 0 f your mental acquirements; look up to two ? The ship'is-pitchin, and tlio salors is a'doin up tho sales to lake 'om ash6ar, themkan swim-^ivhat kan I do ? taint iist ttt'the Klimiitc, r.nd the wotter is sow damp that- it cum- into mi Bunk last nite. All you'll ever no-about inc will be this ere bottel, and that; you cant rely upon ever gettin very sartin, the whales is sow thick in this longertude. * * * There ! we're goin dow-n! Now\ I must seol the bot-^-—\ The rest was illegible. ONK OF THE INVENTIONS— A Yan- kee has invented a suspeildor that coh- erand daughter were debating the point ' tracts on your approach to-water, so that as to what kind of a preacher he was.— I the moment you come to a puddle it lifts \He cannot be a Presbyterian,\ said the ' you over, and drops you- on the other one, \for he is not dressed woll enough.\ sidp. » those who are wore accomplished than yourself, that you may be fired with emu- lation ; but whoh ycu feel dissatisfied with your circumstances, look down on those beneath you, that you may learn- contentment. fgT At a cohoorfc in 'Wisconsin, at tE*r conclusion of tho sour;, \There's agood- tinio coming,\ a country farmer got u p and exclaimed, \ Mister; couldn't you Sx the date, that is what we want—jiistgivo us the date, Mister.\ t& Man is nover wrong while ha lives for others; the pbilosophor who eon- templates from tho' rjol; is a less nolle ittage than tho sailor •whostmgglei *i»a 1 the storm, 'Il ff«V i ri
