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Neutral in Nothing that Demands Public Expression- lican in Polities—Devoted to the Public Interests. »**, • HfC bi 'I.' BROCKPOET, FRIDAY, MAY 15, 1851. litHtlt'iHs Cork. «.' . 15. L: WHIT'SEV, 4!>H,H,KH in Foreign and Domestic Staple H'tiii'Fancy' pry Goods, Groceries, Hard- ware\Carp.C;ts,l^ipcr Hangings, Oilcloths, Crockery and Glass Wave—for Cash, or readv pay only. JMO. 50 Main St., Ikoek- ji'orKx. V. *Nov. 2Sih, lB5!j, ( 7tf *• T ; KTmtlusox~ ; * * DEALER in liluck Silk and Fur Hats, \Vlute ftiid Drab. Hats, Summer liats,-Caps, Furs, TrrminingJ,, &e. lirockport, X- Y. OAKY, BKA1NAEU A: CO., !>EALi:SsiiialHi.ind4 of Hardware, tin ware shoot iron,'copper Cce. Jobbing ilono at short notice. One door nurth or (Springs Drug store, lirockport, X. Y. DltAF'1'S OS \EXOl.vXU ll'.K SD SC\TI.AND from £i upward, for sale at the lirockport. llxcbauge Bank:. Oct. 17, liSM. , 1H I,KAC 11 J- UCliBAUl), l)s\i.Eua in 0 roe erics, rrovuions, Fish, Oil, Cot.duge lii-ooins, t'uils, \l.ub.- and ull 'ai-Ucles nsdttliy kept in a store of lit? lii'id. 15KCK A THOMAS. H.VKTRS, Main .Street Uucknorl )Vlio!e-..-i!c ai.d retail dea.ois , X. Y — iu Bread, and Cakes of eiery description. Parties supplied u ith everything in the line at the shortest notice. Flour tor sale at retail; . -, CAltritljllAIXAUDT\ Al.VXt.iAC ii\i\i:Uo of Car, a Hotary I.iiginc i'uiiip and lhtliaiit. OrtWo a low doors >„ .tli «f Ihi- l'o,t O.Ui.,-,i est sid-- Main S: ll.-oekporl, N. Y. BKOCM'UKT CANDY 1-'ACTUKY. •Jot,:, li. l.i 6 U Muii'ifnctuier of Fain., mid coininon-tjonfeetiuiiary, tit—rVYhulesiue oi Kcia : l-c t itani ai.dViraaill, for i'luties m.v'c to order. Hrou\ ftluek, opposite tin.- \r;ag» li..', lliocKpurt N. Y. \ HATCH & WA1.TKR. ^/L. .Ltl.r. . \. P.sOts, Sh 'H. L,*a:h.-.i fti J iii.d- ri, . ?; :t;. M.i n St.-.••, l!r v ckpurt. N. i. '.-srcitohraMfor ll.d-i, fKIDMMIi: & CO. \ \ Jim n.*. n GrdC'-rlt's, i'oji is.iiis. 'I.tipior*. Puji, .\» », (ii.i'H Ji-.iU. In tin New 1!' c^, •••••-. ,:.ji of Mii.n Street, Iireck- Vrom-the l'ortfolio. MR. MtTGGS'S ADVENTURE. ' BY JI.UtVEY BROWN. ; .r:, Ml SI F4< l; vni .-t l';is!i : -'niiVi (-'iriiagoss. Busies, Ua^'i'*, s}i:.k : ei. eYe. Repair- ing uuiu- ou siuni, noticv Miop on ( 1,1.tori 4i.- ft. a iju.ii-ng 'i.o cut.-il, Itu-ckpi-rt, N.Y\. ». (,OH', I'K-iiKlot: nf Ci'n.tuii «rc, t I.iit.ry ai.'l I'.'ackstnitliii-r Horses and i ai-riges fur- i.i.-tn'd at shori r.ot'.ce, niv,i on vuiy it usoiiR- t/.t icn.iH- ,1 ibi-iii^ n.id Hi rse-'lioc'ne: d.-u\ in tbi* b\.t manner a» d «iOi £U\i! ->a*- i.ifnctiun. (ithce on C.IMOU -,-:oct, lirocli- poit, N. Y. A.J. IlAlJKIKl!. iUuilnv'ii,', >liaviiig. <\i.a.Mj..->\iiij?, f>;'i ftnd I'^.-ttii-icry. Ituu 3 ln-iicd. The l'at- roniigf* of th'- I'l.i'i.e in ic*ip< ctfui.) ifd .S^Iooii in Chapei I'ruc'.tr.orr, N. *i'. ,lV..-i-k, Slain .St. Mr. Mug^swasaiiron merchant. He did not,, jndeodj carry on an iin.uietise j business in the purchase and transfer o£ •cargoes of pig ahB bar iron, and bo wai : | not an agent for the supply of railroad cot-partitions ami iron louse manufactories. The fact was Mr. Muggs kejjt a small, re- tail stuve iu Boston. Bu t husiuc.-s rioa- poring, and property accuiiiulatiiig, he had besides investing a considerable amount iu paying stocks, amassed enough to purchase a hmise and gare'en out of town, where ho re ided in comfort and happiness the year round. In compliance with the suggivtiun of his wife bo had even consented to K' V C U P Jiia old title ot \ hardware dealer,\ and print a new s.'t of busincis 03i iU, T>'itb\tlie words \ TI10111- as Mttgg.-, Ir in Morcliant,\ in colossal cap- itals—f' r \ Ii-uii Merchant,\ Mrs. Muggs ^aid, besides being sliortcr, Was a great di al more aristocratic. Th\ f-.niiiy of Mugg.-ies numbered five —Mr. Mugg-i. and Mrs. Mug^, and thr-e bloiuning daughters. The first daughter was a bright-eyed brunette of sevenlccn, .\10 having come into the world at a lime when tLe fort lines--of--the Miiggs funiih were at a luvr ebb, Iuul bein named after a wealthy nuiideh aunt, and rejoiced in the eu^iioiiiitis appell.iti-.n of B.fS'-y Mivius. \When the tide uf prosperity set- in, bowev.'!-, and the Mug^es ueei.mo a.ore g nice 1 , th 1 ! name was changed, mid -.he W.T> kuown o-.ty as Miss Mivinia Muu;^. Ih e seend child, a yuutig'lady 0'iivuhv, was C'lllci Siphrit.ii, and th.' t'liird and ynungest had ben chriateneil AIII li'!\' (\-'ct\. Taey funned tub au tiful a fauiil, gi-i'.ip a s one would nUli tu '.'e, and it w»a uu Wi n ler that Mr. and Mr\. Mil igs were proud oflhoin. Kver; siiuimer sinei Lis mai'iia^-, Mr. Miyg., had he-n In tin Lai it of limiting Iti-ibroth- ••!• in Kpplu, - . X- -v II\iti|—*>ii«.—tailing «i:h Lim wife and ilirec daughter.!, add n main'n.g perhaps a mouth or sis week^ •tpoii the farm, an 1 all coming home at th,- el-no of Ihe'B-a* -n, ruddy, an-J raliant w.t'j health and happine-a But fate de- cided that they were not to go t.j the cnuutry the pruscit vt-ar, for i'iif_i.- v i:i'.ng in Jaly, after th • u.-:i-thi>ig 3 bad been ele.ired awa\, ats! whiie Mr. and Mrs. Magg< were sltiing.logolher-in th' little '\JIWS K. I.CSK. i TKiruKK of'.M.isic—instiiic'ii.ns given 011 | parlor, Mrs. M. remarked, \ Mug\ 1 !, ray tlm J.'.imu, Or^au, MIM doou iin-i GLI'IU ; k -»o iu thorough l'asii an ^ A'ocnl Music.— KJI-»IU in Jll-i-lt M. wond d\ur soutii the KpisCoial cliareh, lirm-.kpvit X. Y. DK. E. L. \HOOD . OrFii-E ni>\t to the l'ost office. Dcntial ope rations ot every kind porfoiuu-'l iu the beft manner. Hoiiiepatliic\'Meilic'nes for sale, lroio the best Jj.ruiaa p.i.paialiuli Hi-pekpurt, N. Y. 1~ ,\7\villTK. \IVti 1. nlwavh he found 011 hand and prepared to ilo Hair Dressing, Shaving, C liatnpuoiiig A-,r,, in tlie best ihaiitie't'. Oils and Porfu' niery for suit'.- liazoi-s Ilono-d. The pat- ronage of the public is holieiti'<l, Saloon in fiirno*' liiock, Kast j'.de of Main atreet, Hrocltport, N. Y. BERKY &l'HK.'i:. ~ ~ M tviTAOTfltEIis and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in \Whips Gloves and Mittens, 33 Main ^t. ISi-oi-Upi-rt N. Y. , '• jrsJIITIl'& CO.i MASrFArTt RI'.Rsaud Dealers in all kinds of Cabiiift War* 1 . Turnimr, and .Tubbing done on short notice, bhiip in south end of the ^tone. block opposite Coi\k-s store, t Broclipori, X. Y. | KING\ & AIJ.EX, 1 DEALERS l^ Dry CToed-s. (troeci-ios, Hard- ware, Crockery, Paper-Hr'.v.oiags, &c— All Cheap for Cash. bVockpov:, X. Y. T. & A. FRYF. Trv.ST Pine MAIN SrnF.r.T, r.\i.-..'!U'<'«T di.ir, I have b:cu thinki.ig where We should go thi-s summer.\ \ Go,\ replied b\r huslaud in»ckly, \ why, to \A'siCs T s\i*ippose. T\ wrote t» him yesterda) to say' that we should bt along su-'ii.\ \Oh tuathirrid farm! my dear,don't you think we had Letter go I) tho sea. .shore, inskal of buryingotirselvoain that uiKoiia place V \\Why, I never heard you complain of the farm before.*' \ N n ; but now, ycu know, the children are grown up and it is proper that Mivinia should assueiatc \\ ith her ctiuals. She is almost eighteen, and I am sure would create quite a sensation at \ a fa-hion-iM' iv itering-pbiec.\ Mrs. Snip, tb«. drcs. maker, is Coming ntxt week, and it will be -Well a nii'L timo In make up ilr .^i-. Miiinia, child, ei-tue hcii',\slii'ci.-.iliii.i-.J cai'.iug out of the window ; \ ynr father think , of taking its to the fa -In to thi\ summer, instead of up to E| [ iug.\ \ Oh, pa ! how delightful 1\ cried Mi- vinia, wli\ wa.s really a charming girl, ranning in and kissing her father's cheek' .Ynd ^ol^r^.^o^^Xl\^ »M1 havo a superb time! ii-ine.i. Chemicals, Famt:<, Oil, Dye-Stui&, there will bo parties, and bull-, and I Brunhcst Perfumery, &.c, <1 e., ' don't know what. We shall dance and btitho in the surf, and ride on tho beach, and—oh, pa, when are yea going?\ 0. C\ I. ATT A. M \st' K VCTI'RER and lDeaU-r in Boots, Shoes, .•.ud Leather, at the old Stand if J.^A. Tj.-it- '\o'rtT 1 ? ° f 1,Vil \'' ! a \ d M<ii \ StBlOCU ' \! r °° 1 ' Mr> ' yfuS£!3 WUS f \''' ly tnkun by k. B.—Cash paid for Hides, Calf and • storm. Ho bad laid al! his plans for a Sheep Skins. OSTKOM, ANTHONY & CO., •WliOLESALK-Grocera and Commission Mor- clm ,L , t ?,t 18 ;' Wos^street, between \Wantm j f 01 . th „ )nsi (om . wec i„ lm ,i l leen 0 f drop . nice little vL-it to Epping, and a quiet so- journ in tho country amid tho luxuries and freedom of farm life, His dreams anfl;<3hambors, New York. Jao'b OstromtD'viaH..Anthony, JoS.Recuta E\. H. MIX, cakes and butter-milk, and now this clev- er coup d'etat of his wife had fallcu like , a sledge hammer upon, them all. He ^^^^!%^f^ol i struggled valiantly for victory, but find- wholo set, on reasonable terms. OBico on fog resistance useless, after a vam attempt; \rtV*^*' \^ V ' DaVi '' 9t0r °' Br0 ° k ' \*• oa P' t(llMion an3 conipfomiF©, ho was fiin to surrender at discretion, and yield a reluctant consent. All was bustle and. confusion at the Muggs's during the following, weeH.-^- Trimmings were displayed 1 lind dress- makers wore consulted, and (luring all this trying -time Mr. Muggs was seen by,| the neighbors to glide in and out regular- ly, like a ghost or shadow, twice a day, j at night and morning. H e dined a t the 1 rcstorator's and \tipped on cold bread and ; butter at homo. At length till preparations being com- pleted, to the sea-shore they went. They took rooms at tho must costly, and couse- fmently the most fashionable hotel—for, as Mrs. Muggs said, what would bo the use of going t>< the sca-ah»re if one couldn't go in style; and they created quite a n ex- citement there, as every one who is ac- quainted with Mr^. Muggs knows. Miss Mlvinawas decidedly the belle of the s-as-.n. Tho freshness, simplicity, and native refinement of h--r maimers, togeth- er with her natural good si-nsc and excel, lent edueaiiiiii, (for Mr. Muggs was agood father,) rendered hor the centre of at- traction. Hosts of admirer* tluoiiged around tho now star, and for a time she was the envy of all the other ladies. But Mrs. M. was a woman who un- derstood th\ ways of th; world, an.l knew how to appreciate tho sontiiiient of the- old maxim—\Occasion a collision before the Ferruginous liiit.tllic sulstatice loses its calorilic properties,\ or, in vnlg-ir par- lance, \strike while the iron is hot ; \ and she was determined to jr-ta son-in-law, if pissibK before she returned to \ M'lggsh-nik '' But while she \ \ as de- sirous that Miviuiu -dioiiM fv.nl a husband, she was fully resulted that her daughter should not throw hcm-H away nj on any I enuilcs clerk or needy adveuliii-ir. She had heard that theru was expect, d tu arrive, d-iily upon the beach, a w-.aUhi so.ithern ecn:,'icniii!i, 'be owu'i- of a 1-u-g\ plantation, and she didn't know how many hundred slaves, and who, being a bach- elor of thirty, was an eligible match for any young lady who could be so foitunale a* to secure him. Sb> declared that he should receive the boon of Mhiuia's hand and heart—that Mivinia should be- bomo Mrs I'ortescue. It was all plan- ned out in Mr*. Muggs's mind, and she admitted n o p-.• - :1 ii'iiy of failure. I'nfoitunat-K, as it happened, pom- Mr. Muggs who-*- almost only enjoy mei-t eini'-isti'd in lo'ig, lonely walks upon the bi'aeb, was not consulted in this arrang'- ment. The expected visitor armed at a late hour on Wedue-day evcniui;, unknown to the greater portion of the boarders, and quietly retired to rest. M. Fortesene was in truth a linn—inde.-d, a very great h\. 11 —for besides the possession of a j niKi-ly fortune, he was distinguished for having fought three duels and killed two men, thus acquiring an enviable reputation as a man of honor and undoubted courage. Justly proud of his achievements lie look- ed down with a sort of condescending dis- dain unou the unfortuuatc men who had been less sanguinary than himself, and they iu turn regarded him as a purse- proud aristocrat. Mr. Furtescuo, Icing a hull, was fond of pleasant little pi-r.wis „t unusual houi.s, and rising at early d.inn upon the morning aficr his arrival, saliiid forth with fowling-piece in band, for a walk, from one door, at the u-i j moment M;-. Mugg-, uetuatt-d by a siini'iar motile, istiud from the other. Mr. Fort-va\ thinking he might .-tatid a chance to see a plover iu the course of his al.- •. • '•ho.-e the edge of the marsh for his r; ••> b 1 \. and Mr. Mugg-, who, notwithstand- ing b' was r.n iron merchant, was a little inclined towards tho .sentimental, prefcr- led tho smooth, hard b'-ic'u, where he ! could see great rollers rushing up and breaking, on the shore, and listen to the mystic music of the sea. Mr. Muggs hud hardly got a hundred yards from the house wlini he observed but a short distance behind him, on tho marsh, a truculent looking follow, with a gun upon bis shoulder. \ Bless mo !' said he, \ he looks very much Jibe a bri- gand.\ Half a mile distant from the hotel, as Mr. Muggs walked towards tlie uppi r part of the beach ho caught a glimpse of the stranger's head among some bushes on tho othor Bide of tho ridge, which divided the beach from tho marsh, and a quarter and foot 4 and gaggeu into th e bargain, '. of a mile further on, as h e was.-crossing j and Kfr. Muggs hurried back to the hotel, • the dry hod'of a' little creek which ex- taking with him the ,gun as a trophy, j tended into the laud; he was horrified Ho arrived jusS before, breakfast time, upon raising his eyes from tlie ground | and appru-ichiug the piazza, filled with where they bad been cast iu silent medi- lady and gentlemen pronicnaders, with ttftion, to behold -tho tSifavoyed stranger his face red as a strawberry, his clothes' in the very act of crossing the same creek '.ov.rxd with mud, anl a gun upon his about twenty-five rods diistant. It was j ilmulder, liis appearance created, as may but a glance. In an instant tU strangi r disapp\and again behind tlie ridg\. 5fr. Mitggi had been rinding a life of Turpin , lately, and was exceedingly nervous 011 the subject of highway nu-u. This was a very suspicious looking man. He was evidently dogging his footstep*. Per- haps he was a robber; perhaps a mur- derer. Perhaps he intouded tu shoot Mr. Muggs for the sake of his watch and his uioiiej, ami tlrow bia body into the water. Vliey were iu a =-ee!uil.d, lnm li , spot, mid what was to prevent tlie villain from accompli h'u.g hi- iieiai-iou- design upon an uri.irmi '. Me im. Tiuia argued Mr. M'i_;gs t> him'elf, until h-' had fully WuiLcd hiuuelt into the \ belief that the stranger was, ivithi.ut .1 poi-ibiiiiy of d-.uljt, an uuiiiiii-'pleil, r..-,, paciou-,, bl-ind-iuinded r.-bbe-r. But Mr. Muggs was a n adinirabl\ man | for an emergency. He was Icrtile iu ex- pedients, and of undoubted intrepidity, I having onco been corporal of a militia company. lie quickly decided upon a course of action, and leaving the beach took shelter in a clump of hushes and trees which aroac like an oasis from the ' salt waste around him. In this com- manding position Mr. Moggs' fust thought was to lvconnoitcr and ascertain th e po-' sition nf the enemy, and after a long search h- disi'iivi-r-'d what appearod to be, a ha 1 ., rising above the ura»» on tho top •if tho ridge, i t a coi.'i-b r-itie itU-innee >••< advance. T h -re could be nn doubt of i\. The hat was apjit the head of the vilhiii., who was lying in Wait t o shout his antici- pated victim. Mr. Mngg-i was, a s we have stated, a In vc man , it.deed own rash when i-xcitul, and although 1« a dil- igent u.e of his ln-thiT H111K he might pro! ably have returned in «i.fly, hishV thought was to capture the rogue. He saw that under cover of a muddy ore •'» which was now emptied of its waters, In- might approach to within a I'cv f_-i t ut the ambuscade lint ha d been chosen; cutting a huge slick, he at en -e proceed- ed to active opciatioiis. By crawling a considerable distance upon his hands anl knees in the mud, be succeeded i n get. ting near the ubjeet of his suspicion, ami cautiously raising his head, ultH-rved him, to all appe-araneei, fast asleep, upon a very cumfurtablo pile of rocks. Mr. Muggs's courage arose at once tu Irvir point. Biowly advancing he seciii- cel the dreamer's gun, which was lying beside him, and 'Miring six paces, point- ed it at bis liv.d, and called upon him to surrender. The sleeper sprang from his eoiicli. \ What arc you doing with my gun,\ said he. '' Stop ! slop !\ erieel Mr. Jltiags, while a '.rcmor of d 'sper ite ib'teriniuatioii slnwli bis frame, \ or I'll shoot you.\ \What is the meaning of this*, sir,\ said the robber, c.i-ting a withering ghncc at thi piii-sy lii' ,r ' man be(ure him. \My minin g is thi',\ replied Mr MUJJS ; \ by a miiM -ul-HH in'orpositi HI or . -'ight'.r- sa.d the \•*«.\ re- ' J\it f PI-IA! l--;i -, I -.'.a- warn.do; r'.blc designs. 1 know y.-m, j-'tt or of i;iii(i'','i i trav-.-li'is.\ \Ai- y.'iig -'g t>. .-, l,,.,. ' man. \That's none of your hu IIIPJ- I spend. 1 Mr. M\ggs indignantly ; lie down again, or I'll fire.\ \I'll have you hanged for this, as sure as \ \One—two\—said Mr. Mugg?, sight, iug along the piece with a very danger- ous look. Tho robber Initl down quickly, and tit request of Mr. Muggs, turned over on lisvo boon suppi':,'cd,a trcuiendoiis sensj- ; lim ; and tlie excitement was in 110 wise 1 allayed w'livii the new- sprvact that he I had bad a h-cadt'ul cuiilhvt witli a robber j who 5KIC5 eiiile.ivo.rod to rob and uuiidcr j liim. Finia .1 pom-, insignificant aid un-! known boaiiliT, he w.is elevated at once j into a u oracle. A wagon- was iti.<tiintly bait»es.-ci! r ami : three or l'eiu- g-.-utleineii started off in _ niilipany with th-.- lan-liord to find the \ci'imdrel wliu w ouid Inn e perpetrated tlie il-ed. Mr. Muggs, haling changed bis' clothes, iiecumpaiiied them for the p-n-i pos- of piii'itl.g out the spot. 'l'h'y I reached tlie place, and there, what was I the .ist.umt'on.nt of the friglitened host, 1 bt-hoiil iMeiit'l-d helple=.s upon the I ground, Ijntiiid luinJ and foot, th-.- figure) .1 bin wealthy an d fushionable \isil..r Mr. Forte.-ciu.'. \ Why, 'Mr. Fortesene, what uiifortu uate mistake is this!\ nske.1 he, as he hurried to u d n'se his ln-ii is. \ A-yali, a-yab—\ icpb- d Mr. Forts- j cite, words being impossible as long as tlie gag remained in liis mouth. ' Stop 1\ sa d Mi. Magi_ • \dm'tcut the string—lie's deqicrato.\ Mr. Fiirtescue directed a glance at him, ivhieh, if looks were blows, Would have killed Mr Muggs on the spot. The land- 1 ir.'l, in tlie m -a-itimc, released Mr. l'\>r- t M-U\ from hii loiii-b, and he -tone! up.ai : u f.\. t i ' j r 11, h iu-h.y r f an d di-fiaut, •> • i:' In 1 wa, Ihe enivpi' I r .X t-!i • World .. 11 1 ng'd l.iiv '•> liurry a-.v.iy and subdue -urn • disluut pltiiH-t. I'o' r Mr. Muggs, when ho fully un- d-rst\o-.l tie' iritur\ of the ini-t.iko, turn- ed redder thau cur and p.'i-i'i , pt.ihly dwiiidbd ia bight. Ilo dared n.it .-how himself ag.i'.n iu the thawiiig-r.ioni, and declared that h e would never take anoth- er military walk iu his life. Mrs. Muggs •v:n so much niortilie.d that—seeing her hopies for an ar'.-locratic son-in-law tlm.- unee.emiiuioiisly dadied to the ground— she insisted on their departure for home nil they accordingly bade farewell to th* s.-.i- bur-'0:1 the following day. But Mr. Fortesene, the bean, the aris- (••••iat, and man uf honor, fared the wt.rst. Everybody told and everybody listened to tin: story, with mruii goud-ua turcl .aililitions ; and everybody was ex- eoi-dingly amused with tin' idea of his be. in.; u-eiU'd s 1 cavalierly, riven in mistake, by an atrocious little parvenu. His stay at the Leach was ctmscipii ntly brief — Wiieii he arrived at Siratogi. he totind tha t the stnry had got there before him and instead of being a \ lion,\ lie was re- irard d as a donkey. At length iu dts- itust h\ returned to his home in the mid- dle of summer, and buried hinis.dt in the solitude of his plantation tin relief. What course the Muggses will adopt next sr,i<on, to Jinidi n§' their daught-ri. rom..iu<tu be seen 1 A .S.M.utr litiuiir.—While two little girls, uiie the daughter of a poor clct^y- min, .iiid the ,-ru-r the child »l lii-s ricli p-irishi\ncrs wore plijiiifc, together, they i'.-'.i inf.'an a.ii<j;ry di-pute. a< cl.ild.'eu of\ ti-n e.oi, iu i-n.'. 1 i'li of tin ir s'tiiors.— 'l'u in rlil'y hor ..'.'. g.i-ii-t, th p.iiisbion- • r's spi'etti! d-in^lit r letn.irk'd — \If it hadn't 1 ctii to; *ny father, your father ivuuid Ii.v.e been . u the puor-huu.se long age.\ \ Well, I don't car'.\ .epliedtbe oth- er, \ if il hadn't Iieen 1 1 my father yours would have been in heU, long ago '.\ Boax TO ttodD IJUCIC The St. Louis JEteadeHalh the following story: \ Not over a flozon years ago, a mer- cd, poor, but yet enterprising, went South, visitod California, Mexico audi South America,, speculated, made half a dozen fortunes and lost .them again.; A few weeks since, be returned to the city, sick, travel-worn,, needy, and dip- heartened. By chance ho met his old lawyer, a gentleman high in- his profes- sion, and' who is deservedly respected. After the first greeting, the lawyer re- marked, \ I am glad to see yon back, and and as y >u seem to be in want of funds, Ihe sale will Iv just in time.\ The merchant looked hard at his friend,, and finally said, \.Pale '. what sale I I've nothing to sell.\ \ Nuiiseii.se ., my dear fellow, you nro richer than yon imagine. Don't you rp- mouib-'r the deed of trust I drew up for you twelve y-ais ago I' \ I Jo, what of it '!* \ Wei 1 , at that, time the property would u-.t have realized that sum, so it was let lie, but it is 11 .«• in the uui'-kel, and I ex- pect to close a contract for its sale this week.\ •» \ You amaze me, what price do you expect, to gel V \ l\ • -ied $$<>.•><\>! and shall get it too. Your old ili-bi .rid interest will amount to $^l,Ol)l> or thereabouts, so you will have $(hi,l)lH) lo go upon.\ The sen-.i'io.s of tin' parties may be \ more easily imagine 1 than described,\ as the penny-a-liners havo it, but one thing is certain, Mr. A. went homo a happier u,.iti than In had been fir ten years al least. Ilea ler, what we have here related in siniplo fact, and more, the ooeurreueo is not yet a week old. WILLIAM Winr AND TOM CORWIN. It is said that Tom C'orwiti, as he is fa- miliarly called, was utice trying a case in which lie Was opposed to the late William Wirt, when the latter tiiid 11 somewhat 110vol nude of discrediting tho evidence of Mr. Conviu's chief witness, 011 whoso aceur.ecy and discrimination everything turned, by showing that he wa-, a person of astonishing cicdulity. Win—lime you read Robinson Cru- soe ?\ Witness—YCJ. Wirt—l>o you believe it all ?\ Whni'.ss—Well, yes, Squire,; I doii't know but what I do. The same answer was returned as to Gulliver's Travels, and several other works ,,f lielioii. Coiwin all tho while li-liii-tii g and getting hot. Presently, Mr. Wut considering the man entirely fl.ittciu.-il iint, resigned bun with a bland smile. Mr. Cm-win said he bail only ouo ipiostio'i to ask, ami he put it : Mi. Corwi Have you road Wirt's bife of Patrick Henry T Witness—Yes. Coiwin—Do you believe it all ? Witness—Why. no. Sipiirc; I oau't go toat. IMPORTED MANNERS.—N. P . Willis say-\: \ Wo should be glad to see a dis- ; ti:;i-tly Am ricau school of good man- ners, tu alien .ill tisel.-ss etiquettes wero thrown usidc, but cvory politeness ndopt- •id or invented which could promote sen- sible and easy exchanger, of good wilt aud sociability. Grood sense and cunsidora- tion for others .li- ill-lie toe basis uf every Usage of polite life thai is worth regard- ing. India>1, we hive thought that our country was • . 1 en- ugh to adopt measures his back and allowed that .worthy to fast,, ebantof this city, well-known aud highly en his bands and feet. Ho even tried to , rospcUod, failed in business, and after persuade his carter that he was a gentle- settling up his business, gave to his prin- man of influence and would spare no Id- cipal creditor a deed of trust on a certain or expense to bring him to justice. But , piece 01 real estate, to secure the payment Mr Mm:gs laughed at his protestations, , of SWlOO. At the time, tho property and told Win ..that he had better save his ! wa s barely valuod at that, so tho creditor story for the lawyers; as for him ho ' put tho deed i n his safe, an d there, so far knew better. ' as b ° was concerned, the matter endod.— Tho captive was seonroly bound, bund Tho msrobant, broken down, disappoint- and etiipi..tt. s of its own based like all other politeness upon benevolence and common tense. To get rid of imported cti.j'j- it,- Is tlie first thing to do for Ameri- can politeness.\ CoNTNDHi-M.—Why was St. Paul like a horse 1 Because he loved Timothy. \ FIRST CLASS in Oriental philosophy will stand np. Tibbets what is life V \ Info n usists of money, a horso, and a fashionable wife.\ \ Wb it is poverty?\ \ TK- reward of merit genius,goneral- ly receives fferu a discriminating public\ \ What in religion V \Doing Unto others as you jlonso, without allowing them to. return tho com- pliment.\ •• Whafc is fame V \ A six line puffin a nwsptpsr while living, and your fortune to your onomifl* '-hen dead.\