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J. I. Neutral in Nothing that Demands Public Expression—Republican in Politics—Devoted to the Public Interests^ •__••• aSuntos Cnrk E. L. WHITNEY, ,^ _Qm-BR' in Foroign and Domestic Staple and Fancy Dry. Goods, Groceries, Har t -wnra,Carj>etSiPaper Hangings, Oil Cloths, Crookory ' and Glass. Wave—for Cash or rcadypay onlj. No. 50 Miia St., Broek- port.N- V-. NQV- -tsth, 1850. 7tf _________ JD_A_M in Black Silk and Fur Hats, White miDrab Hats; Summer Hats^Caps, Furs, Trimmings-, &i. Brockport, N, Y. CA1-Y, DKAISAEO & CO., HEAi.liUS in all kinds of Hardware, tin ware Hlnicl iron, copper oz-c. Jobbing dune at short notice. One door north of Springa jifrnj utore-, Brockport, N. Y, ~\ \ DRAFTS \ — ~ «-5QN -KSOLAND lKKLAND AND -SCOTLAND frouiXl upward, for sale at the Brockpurt Eseliange.Bank. Oct. 17, lout). Iti \ ^UEAJ-I1 i Hl'lilSAM), _3>i.vt.r.ns \in Groceries^ Prow-Jons, l-'ish, Uil,, Cuid.igti, lJrooms, l'tuta, Tubs, ami .»11 nrtiulei na.i-Uv kept in a store oi ..Uiekii.d. liKC'Kit THOMAS. ilA&rjUS, . _-lahi Street. Brockport, X. Y.— Wholesale and retail dealers in • Bread, What ttHE DEAF BEAUTY. BY nAi.ru TVUOX. \ She ia positively beautiful. Strong.\ \ Pretty I'Hitfllow, Mr. Vapid, a pity 'tis she is so deaf.\ \ Deaf V —you astonish me.\ \ \Why she will have to carry a trump- et soon, for the malady grows upon her most fearfully.\ \ Quit; a deaf belle, I declare! but 1 dare say she is not dumb. They say a woman never loses the use of her tongue, but with the loss of tfef breath,\ and Mr. Vapid laughed Wry complacently at what he considered a very original con- ceit. \ You are tou severe'Upon ftip -sex, U. hi ithtts witty at your expense,\ replied the lady, tapping him reprovingly with her fan. \'Pon honor, I did not mean it. The fact is, I must bridle my own stougBe, for (hacker* and Cakes of c\crv description. . , . . , , , Piirties .upiiiiod with everything in the ! it lets slide many a sharp thing that had line nt the ui. retail. • Ittirtcst notici Flour fur bale OAKY A ISIiAlWUD. JdAMI'Alil nulls of Car}'s. Rotary ICngiii- Pump and Hydrant. Office-.a few doors Hontli oi the l'jit otlico, east side Main St. Hawk purl, -N. V. DliOt'KPOkT CANDY. FACTORY. .JOUNB. I.ijrht Manufacturer of Faney and common I'lnf cuonury, nt Wholesale m' ltcr.-ul; lee t u-ftm and Vvrninids tor Piute s uui<l« t.. I.IIU(I !st\ne B.ui'k, opposite the \ illairc Mall, UrocUpm-t N. Y. H Vl'CH & WAI.TKK. .JJI.IM.K* in Bunts, sluu-s, I.e-itlur ar.d tin'.- liip, >•\••.'.W Main Street, llr-ckport, N. Y. 5 V CaJi puiil for Hid-\ SKIDMnwr, \&- en . _tli:ui:«.s in (minies, Provi-hnH, Li>p,n<ri>. l-'luiir, Nail-, <:!•-- <S-r. Ac. In iln- N. >\ lll.H-U, >u.-ts:.|i' i.f M:.in Stn-et. Brink- ,pori, _,. y.. But this Miss-ek 1 better remain unsaid, what is her name, by-lhe-by V \ Ashley—Ida Ashley.\ \ Pretty nadf, by Juluter! Pray how did she become so unfortunate!\ \ She may thank her own vanity. A .ball, thin ilre«s, low neck, short slec\e» ' an 1 a long ride h-mi.-, gave her a seu-n oul-i wlm-lisr—cUed in a fever. Iler re. I wJvi'.rj wis doubtful nil- protracted, and I leftl.'T almost Jjercft of healing. How i thn.ikfil 1 ens, that my daughter lirama I was nc\i-r guilty uf so silly an uspira- I L'OII .\ j •' Y-csur daughter is pcstivly charming ' tu-uight. I think 1 ne\e,r saw hjr looking better.\ j \ Ah, yen flitter.\ .KUc'fsAUNES. | \-Notat all, my de.r madam. But S_«iK.-'-fi ii\ii of .Kasliioiiiil.it- C'arilae-es, where has she hiiUl..<n hurt-elf .\' lliiltiri'-s. Wngonn, SulUoi.. Ac. liopair-1 \ Ind.'ed where can she be? Ah, I inif do»n< oi. shiirt iiotUv. Shop on 1'lintuii I , , .. ,.„„,., f i„„.„ ,tr«ct. .idi s-c ike .MO,a!, lir-' kpurt. N Y *'<-' ^ now-bles. her kind hoari—thele cirncr, coiiver.ing With old ML- tiu, ' P ' ; \•••»•• w!n,mc\vr\b'il t _ougbts wore far from his immed'tato bus- iness. It was bis daughter who thus icatwod his abstraction. ll_mors of : her growing antimaew with the youug physi- cian had aflroady reached his ears.siui&ho hardly knew whetelir to' Ho pleased or. an- Mrs. j g r y wltli the intelligence. On the contrary, this young man rath- er pleasvd'h'mi than otherwise. His sim- plicity united with a highly cultivated •niiud, and the absonce of ostentation ttnd dandyism, had .won the regard of the dcar-mimled man of business. But there was an obscurity vesting about.this young Arthur Benson, which the merchant had not b -en able to futln.in. In the midst of those reflections, to prove the truth cf the old adage, the young man w a.s announced as desirous of a few minutes' conversation ; cnniplet.-ly taking Mr. Ashley by sur- prise, who wass-iwirtain of the object of sj unusual a visit. - CTMJL morning, Dr. Beusoii; you are an vm •sp.'-U-J visitor, although I confess Alial I hud just been thinking about you.\ \ May I claim n. few minutes of your leisure '\ \ Certainly.\ \ I oball nut trespass long upon your amc.\ \ Siifvposc, sir,\ said Mr. Ashley, \ that wo dispi nso with the ;prefa.-e and come at once to the point.\ \ Then, sir, since y- n bid me speak uut I will do so, and Lrkflv. The fact is that I—\ \ You love my dwghtor Am I light !\ '• You are.\ •• An d you have told her ho, and SIK'J like a dutiful chiW, has referred jou t in-. 1\ \ N', sir, I have n-,1 been no hold.\ \This is as i t should be; but you spoke of your position ! Pardon me if I ask fur further information on time the merchant was astonislied w-ith thin intelligence. A, light seemed to break on his mind, after a few moments of re- flection, judigngby the smile which play- ed up??, his features. In the meantime, Mrs. Strong had proved a successful angler, and the re- doubtable Vapid had swallowed bai*, hook and all. In short, ho was securely en- gaged-to the interesting Emma. 1'I.r ftt- Saturday'jCJight happiness. Tobcplnced in apositioafor What blessed things Saturday nights which their previous habits havo not qual- are, and what would the world do without Mod them, and-whore thcy.wiii constantly them i Those breathing moments, in the Wcxposed. to ._<$-__ ««^fortification tramping march of life ; those little twi- ' will ho a coiistanUborn in: tlio side of the lights iu the broad and garish glare of J pvoud, for which nominal rank is poor noon, when palo yustcrdayslookbeautiful compensation. through the shadows, and faces \changod'' A QEST__M_,>S.—Whoever is eourtc \ long age, smile sweetly agaip iu the hush; 0US ) hon ^ t) fr/mlt| Cicero, truly \-honora- j when one remembers \ the old folks at b j e _ gene^u^ j,,^ candid, is a true gen- tore son-in-law was busy in conversation , lwm0 » anJ the old-fashioned fire, and the tlumall( wlictl , u . ripllf , lc - rlIB a 0 r a labor- Old arm chair, and the little brother-that .__ BoySj remCll ,b cr this; and that to died, and the little sistei- that was \ trans- lmv0 Bucu cnm ii t ; u s ; n ^nhood , they must ' lltu d-' .EC secured in boyhood. Saturday nights inake people human ; set their hearts to beating softly, as they thed to do, before vodd tttmed them into ! war di-ums, and jarred them to pieces ••.i.fr.O.U Tl • f it- a'Mun'iKn UK «f Clinton strn-t I.i-.*ry ni,.l Ulaik-tiuthhig. Horsrs and Carrip'\. fnr- ni.-li d jit -.'.irt-vieti-.-, ;utd i.n w .y i •a-.>iih- lilc l *i;ln*»- ,Ii<hlun«r aeu lu,i-se-^h«'i-.i z dijiti- in thf l't'\t manner and w ».h ,;(....I -ut- .i.Mi-iiu-.i. li.1i .. i-i. t'..,u.ji -;i..t, 1(.-v.;.- ,1'(>|'|, X. Y k.f.HiXRlV.ll. di^lit V>rcssiii^, SIKIA iu*t, Cbanii iiml Vvitu.ra,,. lin/M* b.ii.-l T imago t.f rt.'j-'ui 'ic i< n-<p.-iul'u|i\ s.'i;,-.- '. >Ml. Saiona ill ChapelI'S lln'ck, Mn'.n - s t. j lli.rk.port , N.I. I .MISS li. l_*i. ' iri-\('HKlt uf .Music—iu.-rriu-iions giu-t. on ilm I'laim, orjrjin, M-ii.t!. on mi,I Cuiiar:, also in th'irou^n It--- mid \*.'t-al AIn-;:c.— Kuom in Mittu ^t. «.* i-on-1 d-ior ^o'lth th*.- J-Ij'iscopal Church, Brockport N. Y. UK. K. J_ WOUiJt. «u nefinest Jo the Post oOicis IV-ntinlopc rat,iOj»s nf i^'cry Kind prj-foi .u -1 ia tho li'-st iunnncv. lloni^p.itbic ^tetU'dtas- f,.r ialc. .from the bci-t Uei-inan ;ji.veparati\« BrQ.-kpuftoV. Y. I lladly, whom evenbnU neglects on < ct-unt of her oil age and garrulity.\ ' \ Amial lo'p'iul.'imr ; but cx-u^e m . i;..-.Juit, and I will fe^-Uj her fpiin th.it i e'u itlv ling antij[iie. Jt i.- ivalh t.i bad t'. alll..'! lnr^lf witii atteiitU-iis t; that v> :i erahlc'd -.ponge.\ 'i'lii- Ounveri.»'i-.i i-een.T-.l at a f..-h- i imial 1-l-nrtv. Mrs. Stronsninr-.idi-iit- I . 1 h aiStroiig-iuinih'd womnn. Miss ICmina , wa.-doubtless a very iiitirctiug JOIIH^' 'ady, srho was :6U];p.i c eJ ty think < rij th.rnugh \ lunnima.\ lint Ida A-hlev, the td.ju't of Ihsir first remark^, the deaf beauty, a- -he was froi|uently ca'.lid, although she was in -uvh iocicly could not be >:ii 1 to belong «trtt-t!y tn this class, rnfortnnali-ly sh- tittly was at at. early age, t , be stiiekeu with deafne>-i. Still she was not tU.' ob- ject nf, upon ^iglit. The wealth and A. ivmn:. Wn.i alwavfbe- f.-u. <\ I,\ Ii. \I yiA pvi-parrd todo Halrll—s»in2..Sl'.a\ins-,<'i*iiO!H'i'ii.i;. . .. ,.,,,,,, r i , ,, • Ac,, in tlu- be.-t nu.»Hior. Oils and l'.-.-fu- \ P'^ttoifnl hi* fatliei'-forbndo this, meryiiir «al\ Uaznrs Hiuu-4. The pat- i At tills pthcr'mg W-is a \'.-nng man ronacce of tin* ituliiio. is solicited. fNtln.-u in , , •• a ' •- • •> I wi The pat- Faln.-iiin . Comes' llliH'k, Kast side of Alain .St.ret t,) Itrockport, X. Y. , JlEUliY\& i'KICE.\\\ \ ' ' MAsmt'Tl'ltratSaiid U'hok'sale and Retail Dealers in Whips, Gloves ami Mittens, :!5 J .Slain St. Drackport N. Y. — — — ,-Z\ r :;;,TT7: ,.„ ! reported that his first entree into soeictv MAN-u_.-ACTriiK.is ;uul Ueatein all kinds of, ™\* \» ™ ] \ o f a \\s^ke ; W. having Cabinet Ware, \f nmiug and Jobbing <IOIH.> J pleased the rich widow B , he was Z S |toue\blocl oSite' Cw^slore! i »\'« > * *\ ^iree, and by I,er intimate Brockport, N. Y*. , frisuds to others until he became quite a whose distinguish-.-d bearing and refined manracrs made Kim the guest ef fashion rather than his position, which was ob- scure. - li e was.a physician by profession but comparatively unknown, a nd gossips ICING & ALLEN, DKALKKS is Dry Goods, Groceries, Hard ware, Croidtery, Papev-IIanprinfrs, &c— All Cheap for Cash. Brockport, N. Y. T. & A. FRYE. ; matter-of-fact fixture. In fact, hnrdly a a parly occurred to which he aid not re- • dive cards of invitation. It was observed that the glance of th° AVRST Smi; JI.viN' .STUEET, BnornroRT N. Y.—^Dealers in Books, Pamphlets, Sta- tionery and Music. Also, Drugs and Med- icines, Chemicals, Paints, Oil, Dye-Stuffs, Brushes,-Perfumery, &c, &c , \ oTc. LATTAT M ANUPAC'Ttltl'R and Dealer in Boots, Shoes, and Lcathor; at the old Stand of J. A. Lat- •ta, coruor of Water and Main St. BroCk- ,portN,Y,- - N. B'.—Cash paid for Hides, Calf and Sheep Skins. I proud Ida softened as it rested upoa his OSTROJI, „_JTH0NY & CO., WllOLESAiiEGro'cets and Commission Mer- chants, 180 West street, between Warren and Chambers, New York. iac'D-'Ostrom, D'vid II. Anthony, Jos. Roqua E. H. MIX, DENTIST—Artificial Tooth inserted on Fine •_ Go|d and Silver Plato from one tooth to a * wKbTo sot, or) reasonable forms. Office on Mam street, over Di Dim»' store,. Brock- pQTt,.W, 7. ' >. . liandsome features, and her voice took a deeper tone when it addressed him. He was also a flue musician, and gifted by nature with a rieh and powerful voice, which, however, ho seldom displayed ex- cept upon general entreaty, and then with great reluctance. Accident, or something more than chance brought those ruung people fre- quently into each other's society, until knowing mothers looked wisely at each other, and the young man was more in favor than over with these schemers. Mr. Ashley, a merchant of tho old style, was one day seatod in his privato office.. Ho was leaning back in his, capa- cious arm. oliair, his hand still holding pom . The yoiuif: man hlujtod slightly, but answered with a firm Voice : •• I do not blime yen, Mr. Ashley, and wiil answer frankly. I am simply a young man with a fair education, a tole- ralle knonkdgc- of niy profi -Men, but without fortune, striving to make my nay i.i lite w.rll. I do not ::-;>irc lu th e hand of \our •X.i.J.tcr iinti! I .-ball liaM' earned the l'i'-a to Jo so, but I -inph ask leave io iviiiiuue iu Ucr socicl) until then,\ \ But \uur family—you have no?, spo- ken «n this Mllyi-rt.-' '• Tnii-., tir, and I must still keep up silence in that point. But fur H-'pi-etu- biliry I shall veier vni tn an eminent nt-. torin-y, Mr. C , who i=, perhaps, nut unki.own tnyuu.\ \ lie happens to he my ownroun-i-1.\ '• Su much the li'ttev, l>ut even V.P will give you no further proof than hU own as- surance.\ \ I duu'o like this mysti-ry, my young friend, but I must allow that you have dealt fairly with inc. I shall seek the reference you have offered. Granting all that you have said to me to bo irue, and I do not doubt it, if you have talent and energy you will succeed, -ou shall havo an opportunity for displaying bub . There i- lm •laughter. Cure her of her deafness and I wi\ not only allow yur continued intimacy, but will not forbid yon tho hope of attaining the very summit of all your desires. Iiove catches at a =traw of hope, and the voun\ doctor resolved to cure what had h.dued the skill of tho ni\st renown- ed practitioners. Days of study and nights of intense toil passed in his medi- cal rc-earches all devoted to this one sub- ject. Mr* Ashley one day revived a letter from an old friend of hi- who was a n em- inent merchant in anotlivr city. This friend, an old ba.'!i\lor '•;. -tin -by, inform- ed him that he was ahtmt lo retire from business, and be-i-'i;lit- bi< assistance in with the strong minded woman, awaitinj the return of -the daughter,, then making a morning call at the Ashley's, who of late seldom appeared abroad. \Oh mamma, such news'\ exclaimed Emma, ruddcnly bursting into the room, looking flushed and heated. 11 Nothing serious, my dear, I hopo 1' said the m >tli >r'. '•Pou'ttell it, if it. is my charmer,'' said Vapid ; '':for E tlnnk this serious news a confounded bore.\ \ Ida* A-bley has recovered her hear- ing, and who do you think has effected the lure '\ \ Why, my dear, I am sure I cannot tell. It surely could not ha\e been Dr. Bousuii 1\ \ But it was, and furthermore she is engaged.\ \ To Dr. Benson, of .cuwst..\ \ Xjt exactly, uiamnin, but to Dr. l r el- tnii, who has nuw a-sumed his own name after playiug the masker so long with us as Arthur Benson. And what is mure, he belong- to a high family, and is heir to, an immense fortune. After some diffi- culty w 1th his mick, whu was his adopted father, he renounced his friends and came here under an assumed mn.ie. The old gentleman . having retired from business,' has sought a reconciliation, which Ida's wedding is to celebrate.'' ,f Well, this r_ news iudeul.\ \ Uncommon ii 10 fellow,\ added Va- pid 'I alwins thought he was better lured .fcbitf. he pretended ; for « real gen- tleman can ulna} vt'dl another, no matter what guise he puts on. And now since everybod) is being mid.' happy, I must .-ay that it is pivi:i\ei) cruel iu jOi', Km- inn, n ji. to name the day.for nij uvu hap- pucs—it in, 'pon holer, Mr-. .Strong, with a well di-s_ml h-d reluctance, mined the time at an earl •late, so early tb.it Vapid *'aa surpvHoil at l:-r g'judni-ss. But the fact was that the strong luiu-b'1 lad) wished to get the -lurt of thi Ashleys, in which laudable effort -he succeiic' .-by some two o r three days. Ycmng Man, You're Wanted. A woman wants you. Don't forget her. Xo matter if you are poor. Don't wait to be rich, if you do, ten to one if you are fit to be marrii d. Marry While Jim are young, and strugglcjitp tng, ther. But mark, youutr man, the woman don't waut you if she is to divide her affection; with' a cigar, cpittoon, or whisky jug. „ei- ther does, sue want you if you can't take care of lr-r, and the \ little aftcr-tlioujrlits' which nre pretty sure to follow. .Neither does she want you simply becau-o jou are a man, the definition of which is too apt to be—an animal that wears bifarea- ted garments on his lower limbs, a quar- ter section of stove-pipe on his head, swears like a pirate, and is given to filthy practices generally. £lie wauts you for a companion, a helpmate—she wants you to have learned to regulate your appetite and passions; iu short tho image of God, not in tbolikeness of a beast. If you are strong in a good purpose, firm in resist- with tattoos, The ledger .closes with a clash.; tho irou-doored vaults como to •with a bang; up go the shuttcj- with a will; click goes the key in the lock. It is Saturday night, and business is free again. The door that has been ajar all the week gently closes behind hiui-c-tho world is shut out. Shut out ? #hut in, rather. Here arc the treasures after all, mid nut in the Va-jltj-and not in the book—save the record in tho old family jBibiQ-*_nd npt iu tho bank. May be you are a bachelor, frosty ,an(l forty. Then, poor fellow ! Saturday night's nothing to joti, juat as you are no- thiug to anybody. Get a wife, bliu-eyed or blaok-eyed but all true-eyed—get a little honr, co matter how -ttii, and a little sofa, just to hold two or two and a half, and then got the two, or the two and a half iu it, of a Saturday night, and then read this paragraph by the light of your wife's eyes, and thank U-jd.and take cour- age. *_ be dim dusty shops are swt pt up; the hammer is thrown down, the apron is doffed, and labor hastens with a light step, homeward buund. \ Satiu'di-y night,\ ffecblji murmurs the languishing, as she turns wearily upon her much, \ a,nd is there anuther to come \ ' \ Saturday night at last!\ whispers the weeper above the djing, \an d it is Sun- day to-morrw, and to-morrow'.\ Tun Os mica.—Tho ory of the ostrich s; greatly re«eiiibles that of the lion as occasionally to deceive even tho natiu\-. A single blow fr un its gigantic feel ^ t always strikes fu'waul) is .-.ufScient to prostrate,, nay tu ki'.l, many beasts of piej, such as the hyim, the panther, the wild dog, the jackal, and others Tho ostrich is exceedingly swift of foot, under ordina- ry circumstances outrunning a fl let horse. \ Wuat time she lifteth herself ou high, she scorneth tho horse and tho rider.\ On special occasions, and for a distance, its speed is truly marvellous—perhaps at a rate njt m Hi le<n than a mile iu half a minute. Its feet appear hard- ly to touch tli3 groin 1, and the length b-twoon oa.ih stride is not unfrequently twelve or fourteen fert. GIUVK OONSOLATIOS.—rA passenger ou board a ship bound for California, who had been sea-sick all tlu wiy out to the Hue, one day went to the doctor iu a sad, supplicating tone, and accosted him with— \ Doctor, can you toll me what I shall be good for wheti I get to San Francisco, if I keep on this way 1\ \ Tell you, to be sure I can. You're just the man to ihcgih a graveyard with.\ HOOPS D&NO.KCED IN THE BIBLE.— The following is an extract from Isaiah •iii-18 : \I u that day tho Lordtf,i!l take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their combs, nnd'thcir round tires like the moon.\ USES op Puoui.i:s.—A lady who kept one of the curly abominations, recently lost hej pet, and called upon a policeman to find it. The next day the officer cam. with the dog, which w.as wet and dirty. The hub. -.vis overjojed, a^d a.dted forty silly qiie.tions, among others : \ Where did jou ,fiud tho dear baby I\ 1 \ Why, inarm,\ replied the officer, \ _ big nigger up in Sullivan street had bin- tied to a pole and was washing windows with him.\ A Civil. REQUEST.—An old woman observing a sailor going by her dour, and supposing it to bo her s.n, Billy, ciied out to him : \ Billy, where is my cow gone'\ The sailor replied in a contemptuous manner. '* Gone to the d-^^-1 for what I know.\ \ Well, as you are going that way,\ said the old woman, \ I wish you would just lot down the bars.\ virtue and abhor vice, if you are gentje- manly, forbearing and kind, and not loud talking, exciting and brutal, young man, that woman wants you; that modest, fair, cheerful, right-looking, frank-spoken wor man, we mean, who fills your idea of a „,. . maiden and wife. It is she that wants fiiiiing the whereabouts of his nephew i n 11 y ou —nuurv uor when you like, whether II-CWE FOB. MAT__MU.N'IAI. IUrriMES^. •Ih-cscrve the privacies of your housci aneo to evil, pure iu thought and action j marriage state, heart, from father, moth- as you require her to be, and without C r, sister, brother, aunt, and all the world, which inward purity neither of you are \' 0 u two, with God's help, build your own fitted for husband or wife, if you love quiet world ; overy third or fourth one RIDICTLE.—If there be one habit more than another, dry-tut of ja!5 that is, high and geuerou 0 , it is tho habit of ridicule The lip ever ready with the sneer, the eye ever on the watch for tho ludicrous, must always dwell upon tho external; aud most of which _* great and good lies below the surface. liuu-i I.B AXU Titiru.—He who brings ridicule to bear against truth, find 8 in In.-, hand a blade »ithout a hilt. The most sparkling and pointed fi iiue of wit flickers and expires .against the iucom- bustible wall of her sauctuary.— Zucitm. A CHILD'S WIT.—Said a Sunday- school teacher, \ remombor doar«hildren, that God U everywhere.\ The words had hardly escaped his lips when a roguish looking little fellow rose up and said to tho p. stor: \ .Please, Sir, did you say God is every- where?\ \ Yes, my sou ; everywhere-.\ \ Is he in my pocket:'' \ _\es he is iu your pocket.\ \ Well, I guess l'vo got you there,\ was tho triumphant retort; \'causo I haiut got any pocket.\ _lLor_«EK.T.E.xr,p.AonoiNARV.—A suc- cessful elopement was lat.-ly effected iu Dublin by means of a hearse, iu which curious .vehicle the young lady was con- veyed, nothing loth, to the desired temple of hymen. •«•-•^•••-^ - f£^=- An Irishman was asked at dinner whether he would take some apple-pie. \ Is it houlsome?\ inquired Teddy.— \ To be sure it is; why isn't it:\ \ Be- cause,\ said Toddy, \ Ioncehad an uncle that was killed with appleplexy, and sure enough I thought it was something of tho same sort.\ and adopted son, whom ho had bar: ,. i i i.„„„ „ „,.,, 'Tou are rich or poor. Wo 11 trust you from Ins presence because he chose a pro-1 •' i. ; \- - r both on the above conditions, without fur- fessiou instead of becoming his suecssor in business; as ho wished to make him. This.young man-JFclton by name—he had reason to believe, had chosen theoitK in which .Mr, Ashley resided, to practico his profession, and thought that in~lus listlessly the ready pen, although . his pride ho had discarded his own uame. ther security. TIGHT LACING.—A learned doctor, referring to light lacing, avers that it is a public benefit, inasmuch as it kills all the foolish girls, and loaves the wise one; to grow up to be women. A CONTEMPORARY has a \ devil,\ win thinks this a gnat world. He says, that at the office they charge him with all tho PI they find, while at the house they charge him with all they don't find. He seems lo doubt the propriety nf the proceeding-!. Fott Bi'KNs.—Tho inside of a potato scraped and mixed with equal parts of oliVO. oil, and turpentine ip .sufficient pro- portion to make a poultice,, will form a soothing and healing application. . To 0u* _ CRAMJ\-^-A. cold application, to the bottom of the bare feet, such as iron, water, rook, earth, or ice,,, when it can bo had-^-the colder the hotter. It above their rank ; hut those who succeed J w ;j] rc i; ovc ; u fi vo nlimitds. If* tho upper in their desire will find that distinction part of\tho b'ofly or arms, then -apply tb* of this eort is u very different thing from remedy to the- bands also,' whom you draw into it with jou will from a patty, and stand between you two. j That should no\er be. Promise this to each other. Kenew the vo\» at each temptation. You will find your aecoun. iu it. Your souls will grow, as it .wore. together, and at Just they will become as. one. Ah, if many a young pair had on their wedding day known this secret, how many marriages-were happier thati-^alas- —they are ! , AN Er.rtou.—It is no uncommon-error, among the ambitious to desire to marry 'I 11
