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Neutral in Hothing that Demands Public Expression—Republicanin Politics—Devoted to the ^Public Interests. I. BftOCKPOItT, FRIDAY, APRIL 241857, M 28 %>m\\m Cock E. t. WHITNEY, DBVIJIII in Foreign and Domestic Staple mid Fancy Dry Goods, Groceries, Hnrd- ware.Carpots.a'apcrllaijgiiig.sQil Cloths, Crockery and Glass Ware—for Cash or ready pay only. So. 50 Main St., Brock- n'ov,t,N. ~\. .Y Nov. 88th, 1856. 7tf J. HARRISON, Devixft in Black Silk and Fur Hats, White MidUrab Hats, Summer Hats, Caps, Furs, Trimmings, &c. Brockport, N. Y. GOULD, CARY & CO., ' in vi nils in all kinds of Hardware, tin ware ..'-o-et iron, copper &e. Jobbing done ai short notice. One'door north of Springs. i->rug store, Brockport, N. Y.» DRAFTS \ *Qy Esci.vxn 1'RKLASJ) ASH SCOTUSI from JEl upward, for sale at the Jirockpi-rt. Exfhnjige Bank. Oct. 17, ISoli. Ui liliACH «t IICB15A1U), 1DEA:.S»S ill liroecries, Provisions, Fish, Oil, Conlagc Bivums, Tails, TuU, and all iii't-i-Vs usually kept in a store ol the kind. \iSKclT& THOMAS. IKKi'.rts, Main Krn-r-t r.rockport, Is'. Y.— Wholesulo and retail dealers in Bread Crackers and l.'akus of ntrj description. rallies supplied with evory'thinjr in tin - lino at the shortest notice. Flour fur sal, at retail. ~t'A.UY & URAINAUI). MASiIFAI'TIIIEIIS of Can's Rutary Kngini INin.n and Hydrant, 'on-e- n few dooi> a.M'lh ol ll.e Post Office, ra-t side Mn'.li bl tiroi'Uport., N. \. BROCKrfiRT CANDY FAt 'I'OKY. Jons li. Light Mamifm-tiip r of Fancy mi' connnoll t'onfeeiioiiun-, at Whoh-sa.o tu •Retail; Ice I'rcatu and l'ynimids for l'lirtii-, made to order. Stone Block, opposite tin Village Hall, Brockport N. V. HVlt'.H & WAl.TI'.U 3>K\l.F.lts ill Boots. Shoos. I.o.-ith.-r ni.,1 li'id illRS, N.i. :>•', Main Siroi t, ltivr Y. i\B\ Cash paid for H'.d-s. SIciUMnKr. vv to. DKU-KKS hi t.rniv '.<•<, rrmMon*. Fl»nr, .Nails, t.iass &t. Ac li Jllnck, wi-i-i side of Main Stn , port, X. Y. M .-n, N l.i,,.,ors lie- Nov. \ It.-, t U Irkt^ Iflkfttomj. From the Humors of Falconbridgc. The Troubles of a Move!-. ISAAC KAKNKS. H\S>'l FWTVttKR. ol f'ashionab'e Carriag.s. Baggies, Wajrmis, Sulkies, \ e Repair iiig\3um- mi simrt notice. Shop on Clintoi. »troi-t. adjoining the canal, Brockport, N \ S. (iOl'F, rnol'lF/roii \f Clinton street I.hoiy and lllaeksimthinjr. Horses ahd Cnrrigos fur- nished at Mini i notice, and on \ er\ reusona- h'e terms- Jobbing and llorse-shoeinc dune in the best maimer and with go..,l -at- isfaction. Office on Clinton street, BrocK- port, N. Y. A. .1. BAHItlKU. It \m Dressing, Shaving, Cliiiinpooiug, Oils and Perfumery. Ua/.ors h„i ,••'.. The Fat- runngc of the'l'iihlic i« respectfully solici- ted. Saloon in Chapelt's Block,' Main St. Brockport, N. \. MTSS K.I.VKKT Tr.viMtnit uf Music—iiistruciioiis given on tho Tiauo, Organ, yie!oile,ui and (tnitar: a'so in thorough lti.se and Vocal Music.— riimin in Main St. s, c nid door south tie l'.pis,,.pal I'luirch, Broc.kpert N. Y. _ HI,'. E. L. WOOD. < i ^ • , the Post office, Deutial Ope : -• . : , , .-.ry Kind performed in the .ti.ie r. lloniepathic Medicines for s • n-oui the best Herman prepani'loii l!,.,clvpurt, N. Y. -, rT~\r\viiiTE.\ ~ WILL always be found on hand and prepared • •• .11 llai'r Dressing, Shav ing, Chnmpooing ,U„ ill the best manner. Oils and Perfu- mery for sale. Razors Honed. The pat- ronage of tho public is solicited. Saloon in Conies' Bln.ck, Fast side of Main Street. Brockport, >>. Y. NEKKY~&Tr-ltICE. JlAXVFAC'rt'UF.ns and Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Whips, Gloves and Mittens, 35 Main St. Brockport N. Y. •. J.\sMiTir& CO., SI vxt'FACTrilEIts and Dealers in all kinds of Cabinet Ware. Turning and Jobbing done on short notice. Shop in south end of tho Stone block opposite Cowles store Brockport, N. Y. \ Mr. Flash in?\ \ Mr. Flash? Don't know any such pcrsoh, i my spit.!' \ Why,,he lives here!\ continued' the boy., \ Guuss not,, my son ; I live here'.\ \ Well, this is the houso, fur I brought the things hero.\ \ What, things?\ says bur friend Flan- .nigaii. \Why the door mitt, the brooms, buckets anl brushes,\ says little breech- es. Flannigan looks \ aiantly at bis own door mat, for a minute, then says he— \ Come in my man, I'll see if any such articles have oonle'licre, for m.\ The boy walks into tho hall, amid the barricades of yet unplaced household ef- fects—fur Flannigan hud just mow-d iu -^-and Flannigan calls for Mrs. F. The lady appears and denies all knowledge uf ny such purchases, or leceptiun uf buck-. •ts, brorais, and Utile breeches clears mr. In the ciufje of an hour, a violent jerk at the bell announces another customer. Flaimipnit being at work in the parlor, nswei's the call; he upens the door, and there standi a \ greasy citizen.\ \ Gno' lu'irniu.' Mr. Flash iu?\ \ Mr. Flu<h? I don't know him, sir\ \ You don't'\ says the \ g n asy cili- /.i-u.\ \ lie lives her.r, got his hill ag'vri iiui, thirty-''our d-dhirs, ten cents, pcr- visinll-.\ \ I live here sir : my name's I-Tinni- ga'i. I dui't know you, or owe \nu, of cour.-e !*' ' Wi-1', Unit's a jmnty spot o' Wi-rk cny ho p;'' growls our greasy citizen, crumb- ling up hi* hill. \ Where's Flash?\ \ I can't possibly say,\ says Flanni- gan. \ You can't ?\' \ CiTtaiuly not.\ \ Don't know where he's gone to?\ growls the butcher. \ Xi more than the man in the moon.\ \ Well, lie ain't goin' to dodge mc. in no sich n way,\ says the butcher. \I'll find him, if it costs me a bullock, you may tell him so!—for me!\ growls the butcher \Toll him yourself, sir; I've nothing to do with the fellow, don't know him from Adam, as I've already told yon,\ si;.s Flannigan elo-ing the door—the \ gr.-asy citizen\ walking down the stop muttering thoughts that breathe and words that burn. Fiannigan had just elevated himself upon tho top of the centre table, tohang up Mrs. F's portrait upon t,ho pirlorwall when another ring was heard of tho bell. He colled to his little daughter to open tho door and see what was wanted. \ Is your fudder in, ah?\ \ Yes, sir, I'll cull him,\ says tho child, hut tcle o .she could reach the parlor, a burly Dutch baker marches in.\ \ Gont m mini', I bro't tho pills iu.\ \ Pills?\ says Flannigan. \ Yaw, for the prets,\ continued the baker; \ nine tullars fuf'cy cents. I was heert you was nmvin', so I tink may bees you was run away,\ \ Mistake, sir, I don't owe you a cent; never bought bread of you'. Vale's! Tonner a' blitzeu!—don't KING & ALLEX, owes me !\ DEALKUS IN Dry Goods, Groceries, Hard- o Xut a ccnt «. £ , ly s Fl unn i gal , stan d- •waro, Crockery, Fnper-Hangmgs, &c— , . , , , . » , AH'Cheap for Cash. Brockport, N. Y, I ing—hammer m hand upon the top of the — 'table. ' Vaxo's! you goin' thrun away and T. &, A. FRYK. WEST SIDE MAIS STREET, BROCKPORT, , N.Y.—Dealers in Books, Famphlets, Sta-1 sheet me, akf tioncry and Music. Also, Drugs and Med icines, Chemicals, Paints, Oil, Dye-Stuffs Bnishos^Berfumcry, &c, «Scc., Look here, my friend, you are under a mistake. I've just moved in here, my name's Flannigan, you never saw mo be^ fore, and of course I never dealt with you!—dont' you see?\ \ Tonner a' blitzen!\ cries the enraged was an end to the annoyances bo kept at wonlc, until 'another ring of the bell announced another call. The Irish girl went to the door; Flannigan listens— \Mr. Flash in?\ \ Yes !\ says Biddy, supposing Flash and Flannigan was the same in Dutch;— \ Would yecs come iii, sir,\ and in comes the young man. \ Good morning,\ quoth he ; \ I've called as you requested sir, with the bill of that China sot, &c,\ \ Mistake, sir—I've bought no china s.'t, lately,\ said Flannigan. \ Isn't your name Flash, sir!\ \ No, sir, my name's FUtnniyan. I've just moved here.\ \ Iudoed,\ says the clerk, \ Well, sir, where has Flash gone to, do you know.\ \ Gone to be hanged ! I trust, for I've been' bothered all this uiorniii^ by per- sons that scoundrel appears to owe. He moved out of here, day before yesterday; I took his unexpired term of the lease of this dwelling, having noticed it adver- tised, gave the felbw a bonus for his leas •, and be cleared for California, 11 e- lieve.\ This dnuvUc statement appeared to sat- i-ly tho clerk that his \ linn\ was dune, and the young man ahd /t.'s bill stopjed out. Another ring, and Flannigan opens the doori two men wanted to »eo Mr. Flash ; he had been buying some tin-ware of one, and the other ho owed for- putting up a fire range in the build- ing, and which range and accoutrements poor Flannigan had bought for twenty five dollars, cash down ! These gentle- men felt very vindictive,, of cours. 1 , and hinted very strong that Flanuigan was privy to Flash's movements; and a gleat deal more, until Fiannigan losing liis I atleiiee, and then bis temper, ordered the men to vamose !—they did, git in\ poor Flannigan a \ g--ud blessing\ as they walked away ! The family was about to sit down to n \made up dinner\ in the hack parion when tin. bell rang, the Irish girl answer- ed tho cull, and- returned with a bill of sundry groceries, handed in by a man at the door. \ Tell him Mr. Flash has gone—left— don't know him, and don't want to know bin', or have anything to do with him or his bill.\ The girl carried back the bill; pres- ently Flannigan hears a muss iu the hall ho gets up and goes out; there was Bid- dy and the grocer's man in a high dis- pute. Biddy—\ tru3 to her instinct,\ had mail- a ball of her message by telling the m.iu Ur master didn't know him; go to the divil wid his bill! Flannigan man- aged to pacify the mau, and give him to understand that Mr. Flash was gone to parts unknown, and—the grocer, in com- mon with halter 0 , butchers, tinners and china dealers—were done! But uow came the tttg of var; two \ colored ladies\ made their appearance, for a small bill of seven dollars, for wash- ing and ironing the dickeys and line lm* uen of the Flashes. \An' do fac am,'' says one, \ we's bound to bad de money, skuah /'' It diil not seem to to take when Flan- nig in informed bis colored friends that they wero ourely ti!o»c, as their debtor had \ cut his lucky\ and gone '. The darkies felt inclined to bo sassy, and Flannigan closing the door, ordering them to create a vacancy by clearing out, and just as he closed (he door, ring goes the bell! \ Be gor,\ says a brawny \adopted tit- izen,\ planting bis hrog.ui upuii th; \til as Flannigan opened the door—\ I've come wid ine coz-zva to git her wages, ye's owin her! G. C. LATTA. MANUFACTURER and Dealer in Boots, Shoes, aiiil Leather! at the old Stand of J. A. Lat- in, corner of Water and Main St. Brock- port N. Y. N. B.—Cash paid for Hides, Calf and, Jj a ]j 0r) «I see vat you vant, to sheet me ' qi J out tnino preet, you raskills—I go fetch OSTEOM, ANTHONY •*. CO., j the cou-stabl's, do shudge, de sbor'ff's, WHQLESAIE Grocers and Commission Mer- nn d I have mine inon-ney in mine chants, 180 West street, between Warren , . ,„ , K , ., „'„„.,„ „„ ana Chambers, New York. hands! and off rushes the enraged u.an Jnc'.b Ostrom, D'via H. Anthony, Jos. Reqna of dough, upsetting the various small ar - tides piled up on the bureau in the hall by wanging to the door. Poor Flannigan felt quite \ put out;\ became very noar dashing his hammer at tho Dutchman's head, but hoping there ' Me? Owe you? gam i poor Flanni- to push E. H. MIX, DKSTIST—Artificial Tooth inserted on Fine Gold and Silver Plate from one tooth to a whole Bet, on reasonable terms. OSico on Mam street, over D. Davit' storo, Brock- - ff*rt,K<, Y. \Igh!\ says P.idd;, tryin his way into the hall. \Stand bac'.;, you scoundrel!\ cries Flanuigan. \ Scoim-thril!'' roars the outraged \ adopted citiz»v>.\ \Stand back, you infernal ruffian!\ exclaims Flannigan, as Paddy makes a rush to grab him. \ Give mo mo coz-zin's wages, ye—ye —\ but here his oratiffh drew towards a close, for Flannigan no longer able to re- cognise virtue and forbearance, opened the door and planting his own huge fist between the ogle-factories of Paddy, Jtnockcd him as; stiff as a bull beef !^-s- -FalUng, Paddy carried away hjs red-feed burly cuz-zin,. and the twain tumbling upon the twe .negro .women who tvore-still -at the bottom of tho stops, dilating, to •any number of lookers-on, upon the ras- cality of poor Flannigan in gouging them ,.out of their washing bill, down went the white spirits and black all in a lump. Horo was a row, a mob gathered; \ the people in that house wero denoun- ced in all manner of ways, tho negroes sereaiued, the Irish roared, tho Dutch baker came up with a police-man to ar; vest Flannigan for stealing his bread ! — And souu the butcher arrived with anoth- er officer to seize the goods of Flash, sup-, posed to be in the house—ready to be taken away. Such a double and twisted uproar iu Dutch, Irish, Ethiopian and natural Yan- kee, was terrific! Mi-s. F. fainted, the children screamed, and pour Flannigan was carried to the poliee office to answer half a cord of \ charges,'' and reached home near sun. down, quite exhausted, and his wallet bled for \costs lines, &c,some §20. Poor Flannigan moved again; tho hou.-e had such a \ had name,\ he Couldn't stay- in it. Wives are for the Few. A German writer on America—(Kirs- ten)—-\dl! it a country of old maids.— But, how to \ pre-erve and piokle\ the vast masses of utwuiployed affections, seems at present to be the question in our country. .So few the men who can afford to marry, (wn.h the still increas- ing expeus'.vcness uf the luxury,) thit th 0 amount of wjrin hearts on /cm;/amounts to a \ glit of the market.\ The ladies thcmfelvi S, hi-wt vor, ft run alely. seem 1,, he apprehensive of its gronii-g to a n in- convenience. Thus wrvs one of them, \out West,'\where they tt-iailly are the quickest to speak their mind She ad- dressesthe Editoref\. '•.•loh-koy Regis- ter. \ It is a uioltfnui fact that this world is full uf young men who want l\ ni.rry and dure not. Deny this, as some will, it is, nevertheless, true, as we can easih > show. In this town, for instance, there are some thirty or forty young men, will- to-do in the way of salaries and business, yet who refuse to take the step which they ALL WANT TO T 1KB, but donot; and why! The large majority of them have salaries ranging from five hundred to seven hun- dred dollars per year, and a few have eight hundred and a thousand dollars per year. Now, the first question to bo ask- ed by any sane man is, can I properly support a wife if I take one? Then he counts the cost of living as tho woman of his preference would wish, and lo! he finds, to his amazement, that his income is vastly to small to support even a mod- est modem establishment; and somewhat saddened by the reflection, ho plunges into labor, and courts business with an assiduity that takes away his health even- tually, in hope of attaining an income that shall enable him to marry and have a home of b'.s own. And this is the se- cret of all tho hard, unending toil of tho young men of to-day who are fast ap- proaching thirty years of age—this is the reason of so many disappointed men and waiting women, deny it or hide it as you may. \ But, says some good woman, you do us injustice, for any woman who truly loves a man will adapt herself to bis cir- cumstances with the greatest pleasure.— But what man of any sensitiveness, or high sense of honor, would take a woman from easy circumstances, and a pleasant and well-furnished home, to adorn his lit- tle four rooms and do his house work, as the first principles of economy would de- mand of him! Few will do it; for though the woman signifies her willing- ness to take up with such experience, we aro all such creatures of circumstance that there would bo cuinplainings on her I part, eventually, and sickness of over-ex- ! tion, and unhappiness from many cares— j all of which would remitr marriage any- i thing else than p b asatit. An d so the ' young men very wisely think—'pre'orring a few years more of s!u_lo loneliness, in order to obtain money enough to support a modest houso of between twelve or fif- teen hundred' dollars a yean expense, rather than to place a modernly educated I woman into the bouse ofsix hundred dol- lars a year,, whore she must do her own work.\ \ Now what is the remedy? Plainly, that women must fit themselves to be .such wives as young meiv.niwsf have. Else the young men must fit themselves to bo such husbands as the womon want, and spend tho very choicest years of their life in the dismal drudgery of a ceaseless toil, breaking down health, happiness, energy, only to give themselves up to marriage when the best -of their manhood is gone. Tho women must choose for tbcmselvos which it shall be, for tho -matter is so.'clt/ in thoir hands. Let mothers say to their daughters, put on that calico gown, go into the kitchen and prepare dinner, take charge uf this household, and fit yourself to become a wife and mother. Let the young woman cheerfully consent to such sen ice ; and, instead of lavishing all thought, and time, and money, upon tho. adornment of the body, seek to aoeustoni the hand to proper industry, aud to drool the mind to proper tastes— then there will bo no longer complaint that young men 'cannot afford to marry,' and we shall have beautiful, mudest houses all around us, and womon will h.ue lotiug husbands, and life shall once mure have something of tho truthfulness at, 1 virtue which it hid in. the dajs of our blessed fathers and mothers, when it was wo- man's ambitiun to becuuie the head of the house, and the mother of noble children.'i Look l'i>. It is what we rej dec to see—men, wo- men, children—tho rich, the poor—tbe old and the youuj;, always looking up.— It .sbuws the purity of our intentions, and the determination of your own hearts.— Wo sec in him .he elements of a true man. No matter if the <.'n> have swallowed youj- property, or tho fires have consumed youi dwelling*—lo, k up, take fresh eoura<re. Is your name a by-word, or a. reproach '. Look up to the purity of the skies, and let its image be reflected in your heart.— Detraction, then, will rebound from your bo^om. Aro you trod upon by the strong? Luok up—push up—and you will stanl as strong as he. Aro you crowded out uf tho society of the rich?— Look up, and soon your company will be coveted. Whatever may lie your circum- stances or condition in life, always make a point to look up—to rise higher and higher—and you will attain your fondest expectations. Success may bo slow, but sure it will come. Heaven is on the side of those who look up.— Winchester jRcpublicun. Christian sheds around a sweet and holy warmth, and tho ami, assmning.alieKV'* ly lustre, ia nolongor rostrTctcd'to the nttr\ - row confines- of business, hut soars be-' yond tho winter of hoary a'jjo,. rjtid'dSvolls peaceably and' happily upon that brigh ' spring ond summer which awaits him within the gates of paradis-o for evermore. Let us strive for, and loolc trustingly for : '•\ ward to, an Induo summer like this. THE GourtTEStEs or LIFE.—William Wirts letter lo his daughtoron tho \sniitll courtesies of life,\ contains a passage, front -which a deal of happiness might bo learned: \ I want to tell you a secret. Tho way to niako yourself pleasiug to. others is to show that you care for efiorft. Tho whole world is like the miller at Maps-: field', ' who eared for nobody,—no, -not he. —because nobody cared for him.' And the whole world will Serve you sn, if you givo them the same CUUHO. Let all .peo- ple, therefore sno that you da care for: them, by showing tluin what Sterne so happily calls 'the small comtosies in which tlier, H no parade,' whose voice in to still to tease, and w'hiebmaufost them, selves by tender and afl'cctionat l looks, and little kind acts of attention, giving others the preference in every little em jnyinent at the table, in the G>M, walking sitting or standing.\ WOULDN'T MAURY A MECHANIC.—A man commenced vis-tin., a young woman, and appeared to bo well pleased. One evening ho called qiito late, which led th girl to inquire where b e had been. \ I have been to work to-night.\ \ Do you Work for a living!'' inquired the astonished girl. \ Certainly,\ said tho young man, \ I am a moehanic.\ \ My brother doesn't work and I dis- like the name of a mechanic,\ and she turned up her pretly nose. This was the last time ho visited tho young lady. li e is now a wealthy man, aud has one of the best women for his wife. The young lady who disliked the the namo of a mechanic, is now the wife of a miserable fool—a regular vagrant about grogshops—and she, a poor a mis- erable woman, is obliged to take in wash- ing in order to support herself and chil- dren. SEVEN DEADLY Stxs —1. Refusing to talto a newapnper. 2. Taking a newspaper and not paying for it 3. No alverlising. 4. U-umg married without sending tbe printers any of the wedding cake. 5. Making, the printing office a loafing place. 0. Reading the manuscript on tho com- positor's case. 6. Never paying your subscription un- til the publisher goes to the expense and t.'ouble of asking for it. MAKE HASH-:,—•• Now girls,'* said our friond Mrs. Uigelow to her daughters, the other day, \ you must got Jiusbauda as soon as pussiblc, o r th -y'll all he mur- dered.\—\ Why so, ma 1\—\ Why, I see by the papers that we've got almost fifteen thousand post-olficos, and nearly tho whole ••'\em dispatches a mail each way every la) —the Lord have mercy on us poor wid- en s and oi'phims '.\ and theuld lady step- ped briskly to tbe luokine-glass, to,put on her new cap. Xr\ The following extnnrvi'.iiary no- tice appears in the Nantucket Kuqirer:— \ I, the only lawful wife of John r Gardner, hereby forbid all clergyman or justices of the peace from marrying him until he gets a bill of divorce from me— Louisa T. Gardner.\ INDIAN SI'MUKROF LIFE.—In the lifo of a good man there is an Indian sum- mer more beautiful than that of the sea- son ; richer, sunnier and more eublimo.j than the most glorious Indian summer the World.ever knew, it is the indian sum- mer of tho soul. When tho glow of youth has departed, when tho warmth of middle ago is gone, aud the buds and blossoms of Spring aro changing to the sere and yellow 1 a r , then tho mind of tbe good man, still ripo amr- vigorous, relax- es its labors, and the memories of a noil spent lifo gush forth from their secret fountains, enriching, rejoicing, and fertil- izing, then the trustful resiytition of the To MAKE WHITEWASH THAT WILL Kor Rui! OtT.—Mix up half a pail full of lime and water, rcatly to pu t it oil the wall; then take one gill of flour and mix it with the water; tbon pour o n it boiling water sufficient to thicken it; pour it, while hot, into th e whitewash; stir it well together, aud itisrtady for use. NJCW WA Y TO COOK 'f urtNirs A good way to-cook turnips, is t o slice them thin and fry them in fat, a s you would potatoes, AST \ Jfodody evor lost anything by love,\ said a sago-Iookiug person.-— | \ That's not true,\ said a young lady, I who hoard the remark, \ for I once lost i three nights' sleep.\ rxp- A Quaker once hearing a person tell how much he felt for another, was suffering and needed bis assistance, drily asked him, \ Friend, hast thou felt in thy pocket for him.\ /ST Mrs. Partington's niece, Upon be- ing told by a young lawyer that in tho otttry where ho resit- d they held court four times a year, ciclaimed; \ La mo! why you aint half up to bus- iness—tho vcrang fellows hero co ncs a courting three limes a voek.\ <!»!• '• ^5f\Meu and women consume too much food and too little pur - air; they in,, too much medicine and too tittl* x- 11 CISC, m m I
