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Neutral in Nothing that Demands Public Etpi?esslDn^lepnfeiican in Politics—Devoted to to Public Interests, ~~™WMM!&Wkt- APIIL, 10, 1857. ymim C«rk . • E. L. WHITNEY, CtitLKR in Foreign anil Domestic Staple and Fancy Dry Goods,q,roccries, Hard- ware.Carpotsitapernangings.Oil Cloths, Crockery find mass .Ware—for (ash or ready pay only.., No, 50, Main st.,.Brock- port, N. Y. Nov. 28th,'16o6; - 7tf ~ ' J. HARBISON] DKALEft in Black Silk and Fur Hats, White jind Drabilats, Suminci- Hats, fans, Furs, Trimmings, f 0. Brockport, N. Y. GOULD, CARY & CO., PEALXRS in all kinds of Hardware, tin ware «heet iron, copper &c. Jobbinfr done at thort notice. One door north oi Springs Drug etoro, Brockport, N, Y. ' J~D. SPRING. DEALER hi Drugs and Medicines, Pure Chemicals, Paints, Oils. Dye Stuffs, I er- fumery, l'uro Wjnos and Liquors for Med- icinal Purposes only, Brushes, Patent Medoinei, <fcc. Books and Stationary,Mu- kir, Municinl Instruments, American, Fiimeh and (jorraan Fancy Roods ot l'.very description, constantly on hand. Brock- port N. Y. _ •11KCK & THOMAS. BAKERS, Main Street Brockport, N. Y.—- Wholesale and retail dealers in Bread, Crackers and CakcB of every description. Parties supplied with everything in the line at the shortest notice. * lour for sale at retail. ' CAttY &\BKA1XARD. IIASIFWTI'KKUS of Cnrr's Rotary Engine Punih and Ujdrant. Office a fen duors Bouth of tho IWt.Oliice, cast side Mam St. Brockport, X. Y. DRAFTS j Os ENGLAND IRELAND A*D SCOTLAND, , from £1 apward, for sale at the Brockport Exclmngo Bank. Oct. 17,1850. ltf BKACH '& HUBBARD, DKHKUS in Groceries, Provisions, Fish, fc)il, Cordage, Brooms, Pail*, T-uhs, and all nrtielcs usually kepi in a store of the kind. BROCKPORT C'AXDY FACTORY. JOHN B . Light Manufacturer of Fancy and common Confectionary, at Wholesale or Retail; ice Cream and Pyramids lor Parties mad« to order. Stone Block, opposite the tillage Mull. P.rockpwt N. Y. HA'fCIT & AVALTF.lt . JJKALKRS ill Boots, l^hoi-s, Leather and find- iupi, No.3i!, Main rttroet. Brockport, .V 1. ry Cash paid for llidcx, \ BKIDMOHK \&. CO. (JUALKUS in (irocerics, Provisions, Liquors. Sl°\k' ^\st' siclT'of Main'stwr-t, Brock-1 to know what I might do to gain an lmn- THE DOCTOR'S BRI\ E. A' THRILLING fSETClj. \The romance of real-life,\ said Dr. James Morris* a physician of eminence, to his pupil, one evening, \ far excels in thrilling intcront tho romance of imagi- liative writers. Medical men meet with their full quota of wonders, and I will now relate to you im adventure in my early life which made a few stronger im- pressions ripon my mind than tbe perusal of- tbo Mysteries of Udulpbo or the Cas- tle of Ontario.\ \ Twenty-seven years since,\ continu- ed the doctor, \ I caterer! the Medical College of R , as a student. I was young, inexperienced, and inclined lo be timid and sentimental; and well do I re- member the horror I experienced, when one of tho senior students, under pre- tence of showing mo the beauties of the institution suddenly thrust mc into tbe dissecting room, among several dead Iodic?, and closed tbe door upon mo ; nor do I forget how my screeches of ter- ror and j.rayeis fer release from the aw- lul place, made me the laughing stuck of my older Companions.\ Kidieulo in a hard thing to bear v the coward becomes brave to escape it, and the brave man fears it more than lie we'd a 'blanching cannon. I suffered from it till I could bear it no longer ; and wrought up to a piti h of desperation, I demanded pert, )i. Y. ISAAC IUU.YF.S. It Ell v T , Misrv-ACTi.lt.Bli of Fashionable Carnages, BneeiM. %..n«, Sulkier, cv c Itepau'- ill Jdone on short notice, shop on Clinton «trcrt.ailjoi\int the canal, Bruekport, J».X. S. GOrT. rKoriETtiH of Clinton street Livery and * _.. . ... ,1- 1 I '..n.h. B fur. rabln Wing among my fallow student.' \ I will tell you,\ said one, his eyes sparkling will: mischief. \If you will go at the midnight hour, and dig up a subject, take it to your room, and remain with it till morning we will Jet you oft', and never say a word about, your womanly fright.\ \ I shuddereJ ; it was a fearful alterna- tive, but it seuued less terrible to suffer nil the horrors that might be concentra- ted into a oingle night, than to hear, day timid. BlRekimitliine. •'<\' s \ <»> J ( am «' 5 fin > ninlied at sliort notica, and on very reasona- ,hl» tonus- .ToliliiiM,' and Hnno-'.liociiiif Aoue in the best luiiiim.r and with good sat- isfaction. Office, on Clinton street, HrncK- j<»it, X. Y. A.J. 1UHKIKR. ,••]„- t HAlRUrossintt, Shaving, t'lia.upnuinsr, Oils alter day, tho jeers ot my . cvipauioiis. and IVrfoncrv. Una. m hmied. Tin' Pat- •> When shall I .o.?\ w rouaire of the Public is respectfully solid- . . .,.,.,,,.. ,\ , \d.^Salooiilnt-hapcll's A:..ek, Mail. St.! m.iMrv, an 1 the tle^l.t el •ueh an ad Brockport, .N. Y'. venture made my blood run fold. MISS Ii. i.l .^K. THACnMl of Music—ili-troeiioos ficeii \li tk« Pisno, Organ, M-lml. .-ii and Uuitar:!. ..,.,. ,, also in tliornuo-h Base and \ ocal Music.— ; mg his keen black eyes upon mo, allow I of fask- DR. I-.. L. W '• iug such a coward as you to do such a flff'trR licit lo tho Post oflict. Dcntial ope' = •> . ration! of every kind performed in the | manly tuiti he added deridmgly, best manner. Homcpatliic Medicines for j llis words stuni; ma to the iiuick ; and sale, from tlio best (leiman preparation i ? i , T • t '• — -• scarcely aware ot what I was .-ay mg, 1 '• To the Eastern CeimMiy tonight, at •iglit o'clock,\ replied my turui> titer, fuv- nlso in thornugll Base ami V ocal Jiusic.— , IUJ; oio men uiaou eye.-- upo n ino, uuuc Room in Main St. secmd door south the j • u ; 3t i lin j; s t o eur j w ith a uuiile i Kpiscopal Church, B-.'•!, port.N.Y. I n .,.„.,,.„ , , 11 - ' - I contempt. \ liut what is the use ol asl Brockliort, K. Y°. T. A. WHITE. \WILL alwayi bo found on hand and prepared to do Hair Dressing, Shaving, Clininpooiiig **•., in the best manner. Oils and Perfu- mery for sale. Razors United. The' pat- ronaso of tli« public is solicited. Saloon in Corncs' Block, East side of Main Street, Brockport, N. Y. was considered a favorable. obancefor.;tbe;f J had any, by a little: phosphorescent ^ party, whoso turn i t was to procure the j earth? Don't you know that its. often j next subject, as:tho grave* of the. poor j found in graveyards?\ j and friondloss wore, never watched.with | His explanation reassured ine, though | the same vigilance lis those of the rich ' l * as to ° weak from my last fright, to be and influontitl'. Still, it wits no; trifling . °f an y assistance to tho party:, who all risk to attempt to exhume the bodies of f°.» 'o with a mil, seorcctly laughing at ; the poorest and luimblesWor not unfre'-' me, and soon reached the coffin. Split-1 rpieutly persons were found in tho watch ' !»ig the lid with a hatchet, .which, had : even over those, and only the yearbofore,! ^ ma brought for the purposo they fpiiclt. j one student, while at hi-; midnight work,' h' |'fi*J out the corpse, mid then Uonson had boen mortally womided by a riflo | al 4 another uf the party taking - hold of ] ball, and another .. month or two subse-! it, odo at tho head and the other at,the. j rpiently, had been reh;'Srcd a cripple for ; feet, they liurriud.it away, bidding me to life by the same means* j follow, and leaving the others to fill up All this was explainedto me by apar-, tho grave, that it might not be suspected ty of six or eight, who accompanied me i that tho body had been exhumed, to my room—which was a building, be-1 Having got the corpse, safely over the longing to tho college, and rented 'by! Cemetery. Benson called upon' nie to apartments t6 such of the students as pre- perform my part of tho horrible busi- fcred bachelor's hall lo regular boarding, aud they tuok care to add several tcrri. lying storysof ghosts and'hobgoblins b y w.iy of calming my excited nerves, just os I have before observed old women \ Here yon quaking simpleton,\ he said, \ I want you to take this ou your back, make the best of your way to your room, and remain alono with it all night. stand round a tveok feverish patient, and ' If you do this bravely, wo will claim you croak out their experience in soeing such as one of us to morrow, and the first man tliLit dares say- a word against your courage after that makes mi enemy ot'mc. But hark you! if you make any blunder on the way aiid lose our prize, it will be better for you to leave this placo before I set my eyes on you again. Do you .un- derstand nie ?\ \ Y-yc-ye-ycs !\ I stammered, with chattering teeth. \ Are you ready\!\ \ Y-yc-yc-yes,\ I gasped. All this time it was so dark that I could not sec anything hut a faint line of white which I knew to he the shroud of the corpse, but I felt carefully around till I got hold of Benson, who told mo to take off my cloak, and then rearing the dc.d body up against my back, he began fix- ing its cold arms about my neck—bidding mo to take hold of thew, and draw them well over and keep thorn concealed, and be sure and Uut let them go on any consid- eration whatever, as I valued my life. Ah! the torturing lmrrur I experien- ced as! I mechanically followed his di- rections ! Tongue could not describe, it. At length having adjusted the corpse so that I might bear it off with compara- awful sufferings and fatal terminations as the one with which their helpless victim was then afflicted. '• Is it expected that I sliDidd go alone?\ I inquired in atone that trembled iu spite of me, while my knees almost knocked together, and I felt as if my lips wore white. \ Well no,\ replied Benson, my most dreaded tormentor: \ It would be haVd- ly fair to send you alone, for one idvitlu- al could not succed in getting tho body from the grave quick enough, aud you, a mere youth, without experience, would bo sure to fail altogether. No, wo will go with you, some three or four of us, and help you to dig up the corpse, but then you must take it on your back, bring it up to your ro^m, and spend the night alone witlTit.\ It was some relief to mo to find I was to have _coiiipaoy during (he first part of my undertaking, but still I felt far from agreeable, I assure you. aud chancing to look into the mirror as the time drew near for scttiug'out. I fairly started at beholding the- ghastly object I saw reflec- ted therein. \ Corao boys.\ said Bjnson, who was dark ; there was a few -embers in a grate which threw out a rudy light, and fear- fully raising my head I glanced quickly and.timklidly around. And there—there on tho floor, against tlio right hand wall, but a few feet from me—there cure enough, lay the cold still corpse robed in a white shroud, with a gleam of firelight resting on its ghastly face, which to my fancy seemed to move. Did it move? I was gazing upon it' thrilled and fascinated with an uudiscri- bable torror, when as sure as I sec you now, I saw tho lid's of the oyes uncloso and saw its breast heave, and heard a low stifled moan. (Concluded next week.) always by p'ler il consent, the leader of; tin ease, he threw my long black cloak whatever fiolie, expedition or underta-1 over my arms, fastened it with a cord n juiced bold'y: \ I am no cowan], as I will prove to yuu, by performing what yuu call a .man- ly feat.\ \ You will go?\ ho asked iruiokly. \ I will.\ BERRY & PRICE. \ Bravely said, my lad,\ they rejoined, MANLTACTUREits and Wholosak.and Retail in a tone of approval and changing his Dealers in Whips, Gloves and Mittens, iio Main St. Brockport N. Y, ^^ expression of contempt for one of sur- . priso and admiration. \ Do this, Jlorris, J. SMITH & CO., , .. . . ,, , , , . ,. ' .ir, , „..,n Vina, of aud the first man that dares to insult you MANUFACTURERS and Dealers in all kinds ot „ „ - ' •••'-\ -'—- aftorwards makes an enemy ot mc, Cabinet Ware. Turning and Jobbing done on short notice. Shop in south eild of th« Ston« block opposite Cowlcs store,, Brockport, N. Y. KtSG & ALLEN, PiALElts is Dry Goods, Groceries, Hard- ware, Crockery, Paper-IIanginw, &c.— All Cheap for Cash. Brockport, N. Y. T. *• A. FRVE. •WEST SIDE MAIN STREET, BitpcRpoRT, N. V.—Scalers in Books, Pamphlets, Sta- tionery and Music. Also, Drugs and Mod- ioinc8,Chdmieals, Paints, Oil, Dye-Stuffs, . Brusli'oB„E(!rfumcry, &c, &e., . \ G. C. LATTA. MAJSIJPACTURER' aud Dealer in Boots, Shoes, andteather; at thoold Stand of J. A* Lat- »a, corner of Water and Stain St. Brock- port N. Y. „., „ „ , -N. B,—Cash paid for Hides, Calf and SheopiSkins. OSTROM, ANTHOKY & CO., •WUOUSAL* Grocers and Commission ller- ehahts, 180 West stroot, between Warren , aad<OharmWs, New York. jac'b'Oitfoth, LVviSH. Anthony, Jos. Roqua K, H.MIX, .J>es<ri8T-*A.rti£eial Teeth inserted on Finn Gold and Silver Plato fromono tooth to a wholt act, on .reasonable terms. Officaon Hlffl 'street; over D. Davis'store, Brcck- ' poirtyHi T. Again I felt a cold shudder pass thro' my frame, at the thought of what was before me, but I had accepted his chal- lenge in tho presence of many witnesses —for this conversation bad taken placo while we were leaving the hall, after lis- tening to an evenings lecture—and I was resolved to make my •word good, should it evon cost me my life, in fact I know, I oould not do otherwise now, without tho risk of being driven in disgrace from the college. * I should here observe, that in thoso days there wei'o no professional resurrec- tionists, and as it was absolutely neces- sary to have subjects for dissection, the unpleasant business of procuring devol- ved upon the student, .who, in consequence \watched every tuneful eagerly, and .cal- culated the chances of cheating the Box- ton of'his charge and the gravp.ofjts victim, There had bcoh/a funeral that day, of a poor orphan girl, who had boon follow- ed to the grave by a few friends, and this king he was t.i have a hand in—\ Coino boys it is timu to bo on the move. A glorious nig'itfur us!\ he added throwing up a window, and letting in a fierce gust of wind aud rain, \ thed—1 bim-eif woM scarcely venture out in such a storm '.\ lie lit a dark lantern, and threw on about my neck, and then inquired: \ Now it' rris do you think you can liud the way to your room?\ \ I, I , do-do-dou't know.\ I gasped, feeling as if I should sink to the earth at the first step. We'd, you cavii it lose your way if you his long his long heavy cloak, took up a | go straight alu-i i, ' he replied. \ Keep spado and led the 1 way down stairs, and I in the middle oi\ the room and it will take the rest of us, three beside* my timid self,' you to the Colloge Ch-con, and then yuu threw on uur cloaks took each of us a are all right. Come, push on before your spade and fullowed right after him. i burden grows to heavy : tho distance is We took a roundabout course, to avoid only a good half mile !' being seen by any citizens that might, I set forward, with trembling nerves ex chance tube stirring, and in le-^ than .peeling to sing to the grmnd at every half an hour reached the Cemetery, scal- ed tho wall without difficulty, and stealthy searched for tho grave till we found it, in the pitchy darkness—the wind and rain sweeping past its with dismal howls and moans, that to me, trembling with terror, socmed to be unearthly wail- ings of tho spirits'of the damned. \ Hero wo are,\ whispered Benson to me as wo at lenght stopped at .1 mount of frosh earth, over which one of the party- stumbled. \Como feel round Morris, and strike in your spado, and let u s see if you will make as good a band at ex- huming a dead body as you with physic.\ I did as directed, trembling in every limb, but the first spado full I threw up, I started back with a yell of horror, that on any other but a bowling stormy night would have Betrayed us. It seemed to mo as if Iliad thrust my spade jiito a buri- ed lake of fire—for the first dirt was all aglow like living coals; an I aa I had fan- cied tho moaning of the storm, tho wail- irigs of tho tormented Bpirits. I now fancied I had xmcoveml a portion of the Bottomless Pit itself. \Pool 1 .\ hissed Benson grasping my arm with tho grip of a vice, as I stood leaning on my spado for support, my teeth chattering with terror, \another yell like that and I'll make a subject of you. Are you not ashamed of yours^f, stop >, but gradually my terror, instead of weakening, gave me strength ; and I was soon on a run—splashing through mud and water—with the storm howling about me to fury, and tho cohl.corpsc as I fanci- ed, clinging to me like a hideous vam- pire. IIow I reached.my room I did not know but probably by a sort of instinct; for I only remember of my brain being in a wild feverish whirl, with ghostly phan- toms t about mo, as one somotimos sees , thom in a dyspeptic dream. But roach niy room I did wilh'my dead burden on my back.aud I was afterwards told that I made wonderful time; for Benson and his fellow student, fearing tho loss of .their suhject--^-which, on ac- count of the difficulty of getting bodies, was very valuable—followed close, bo- hind mc, and were obliged, to run at tho top of their speed to keep me within bail- ing distance. Tho first I remember distinctly, after getting to my room\ was the finding my- self awake in bed, with a dim conscious- ness of something horrible having hap- pened—though what.ifor some fnimitos I could not for tho life of me recollect — Gradually; however, the truth dawned upon me, and then I felt a cold perspifa. tion start from every pdife; at the thought that perhaps' I was occupying »t.o« to be scared out of your wits, if you cv- alone with- the corpse. The room was A Ventriloquist o n the Dock. Quito an exciting scene occured one of of our wharves yesterday ; Tho hands on one of our steamers were engaged iu rolling off a cask, when to tho consternation and surprise of the per- sons ongag\d in performing that opera- tion, a voice was heard within the cask. '• Roll it easy, these darned nails hurt; I'd rather pay my passage than stand all this.\ Holding up their bauds, their visuals expanded to tho size of two saucers, the two laborers exclaimed— \That beats the Dutch'.\ Tho mate coming up at this moment, and unaware of tho cause of delay, com- menced cursing them for their dilatori- ness, when, from within, the voice ngaiu came forth— \ You're nobody, let mo out of this cask.\ \ What's that?\ said the mat\. \ Oh, don't—you'll kill mo '.\ said the voice. \ These darned nails prink me. Look out, d-o-n-t!\ again said the cash- ed up individual, as the men were turn- ing it over. \Cooper said tho mate, \unhead this cask, and take out that man.\ As the adzo sundered the hoops, and the head was coming out, tho voice again broke forth— \ Be easy, now! is there any one about; I don't want to bo caught'.\ Quite a crowd had now gathered round the \scene of action,\ when to the utter astonishment of the by-standorp, a loud guttural laugh broke forth, which made our hair stand on end, and tho cask, was found filled with bacon. \ What docs it mean?\ says one. \ I swear, it beats my time,\ said the mate. We enjoyed tho joke too well to \ blow,\ as we walked off with the \ Fnka of Ava,\ the ventriloqist aud Magician. BLO-WISD VEUT UAHD.— A correspon- dent of tho Providonoo (R. I. ) Journal, tells the following story of a London mer- chant who was very deaf; One night tho city of London was. vis- ited by a most tremendous gale, tho roar- ing of which reached the auricular of the deaf gentleman, much to his terror and dismay. The next day, upon proceeding to his counting room his wholo mind im- pressed with the severity of tho gale, and supposing everybody was jtalking about it, ho mot with an acquaintance, who ac- costed him with the usual greeting: \ G-ood morning.\ \ Blowed hard—blowed very hard.\ '' IIow is your lady this morning?\ \ Like to have blowed nie out of bed- out of bed.\ rjy- Soma forty years ago, when a man's respectability depended much on his taking a newspaper, a certain shrewd old fellow was one morning enjoying the lux- ury of perusing his paper, (although he labored under tho great disadvantage of not knowing a single letter of tho alpha- bet) when a more knowing neighbor of his happened in—perhaps to borrow his pa- pcr^—observed to him that ho had his pa- per wrong end up. The old gontlemop, drawing himself up in all the pomposity of affronted dignity, exclaimed: \ I would havo you to know, sir, that if I take a paper and pay for it, I have a right, to read it which end I pleaso.\ •If?\ Different sounds' travel' with diffo rent velocity. A call to dinner will run over a ton aero lotin a vninute aiid a half\ while a summons to work will take five to ten minutes. 03^ \ Mother,\ said a little giH, so^fon years old t \I ^ould' not understand our minister tor-day, he said so many hard words. I wish ho would preach so that little girls could understand liim. Won'o ho, mother ?\ Yos, I think ,SOJ if wp ask him.\- Soon.after, heriathqr.sawjicr.go- ingto tho minister's. \ Whor.o are you going, Emma ?\ said ho. \ I am going ovor ,to- Mr.—; 's to ask him to preach small.\ AS?\ A Follow named Dodge whopus^- od himsolf off in Grant county, Wis., as.;rt Baptist clergyman, was detected in an at- tempted elopement with a married woman of the county ; whereupon tho people too){ him,, made him strip, dumyetl him naked iutq a snow-bank, and\ then redo him out of town on a rail. A SISTER'S DEVOTEONKSS.—An affect- ing iucidout is rulated by a Donegal, (Ireland) paper. A young boy at.d his sister, returning.homeward, hai' to orosaa mountain. The night was dark and stormy, and they lost thoir way. Next morning both w ore found dead from ex- posing. The boy and girl lay aide by side—tho/ hatter with hcrarm around her brother^ neck, and bar flannel petticoat removed from her own person, was wrap- ped rouud his foot. Tims did the nflbc- tionate creature, perhaps, sacrifice hor own life iu a vain effort to sustain* that of her young brother. \£?=- Smith and Brown running ftppo- pusito ways round a «ornor struck each other. , •\ O, dear,\ said Smith, \ how you made my head ring.\ \ That's a sign its hollow,\ said Brown. \ Don't yours ring?\ said Smith. \ No.\ \ That's a sigu its cracked.\ FIRST STEP TO IUIN.—\ My first step to rain,\ exclaimed a wretched youth, as ho tossed from side to side on his straw bed in one corner of his prison-houBC, \ was going fishing on the Sabbath. I knew it was wrong, my mother taught mo bcit.r ; my bister taught mo bettor ; my Bibi-i taught me better; but I would heed nine of them. I did not think it would come to this '. I am undone'. I am lott!\ A CHRISTENING.— On the 30th ulf., at a church in Southwark, there was a christening After the ceremony, and while the minister was making out the certificate, he happened to cay, \ Lot ino MO, this is the 30th?\ \Thirtieth!\ exclaimed the indignant mother, \ indoed, it is only the eleventh!\ Of course tho minister was alluding to tho day of the month. A NEW CURE.—A gentleman of color had a scvero attack of rheumatism, which finally settled in his foot. He dootorcd itand nursed it, but all to no purpose.— Finally, tearing away tho baudages, ho stuck it out and exelaimoil; \ Aeheaway, den old feller —ache away. I shan't do nuffin more for yor; dis chile, enn stan' it as long as you kin, so ache yway.\ — — —^^- «^^» m - $3T \ Well, Jane, this is a queer world!\ said a eara spom to his wife, at breakfast, the other morning. *' A sect of women philosophers have just sprung up !\ \Indeod said his wife, t! and what do thoy hold ?\ * \ The strangest thing in- nature,\ said he, •- tUcif. tongues'.\ $ST \ Can you lot mo have twonty dol- lars, this morning, to,purchasc a bonnet, my dear?\ said a lady to-her husband oho morning at breakfast. \ By-and-by, my Jove.\ \ That's what you always Bay, hiy dear, but how can I buy and buy without the money ?\ Tlio husband handed over. 05== The six degrdes of crime are thus del no 1—\He who steals a nnll ! onisonly a financier. Who steals a half million ig only a defaulter. Who steals a hnadtci thousand is \a roguo; Who steals fifty thousand,is a knave, jjuo ho T*ho; stoalsj a jiair of boots\ or a loafdf'brcad'faiBcbun. drel of tho deepest dye,.and dejerves tb°be> lynched.\ I i
