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'f •' ¥']■ i%jRTyiCLe REVIEW CONTINUING THE j. w. FAIRCHILD, Editor and Owner J'ublished evfcry Ftiday at Portville, New York. Pubseription, Price, - $1.00 Per Year ’Jiusiness'Cards $5 per year. Advertising Jicals, 5Ppdr4ine. Resolutiosn of res- jiect, Card of thanks, 50 cents. *)ther adyfertising rates upon application. d i r e c t o p T y o f EODQEStand SOCIETIES. R. O. T . M. ' Bedford Tent, No. 42, K. O. T. M. lireetings every Saturday evening at 8 tpglock in Warden’s Hall Commander, 4 r.F#'.Vaughn; Record Keeper, John S. Phillips. All visiting Knights welcome. L. O. T . M. Portville Hive, No. 4C. L. O. T. M Meets in Warden's Hall every first and third Tkicsday evening of tlic month. Xiady Coniniandcr, Airs. Lo's Middaugh; Lieut. Commander, Mis. Kate Jameson; .Record Keeper, Miss Anna Fusler; Fi- nanoe_A.fiditor, Mrs. Hannah Page. ‘ ' G A. R. H. W. Wessol Post, No. 85, G. A. R. Meeti^s first \Vedne.sday at ‘J pi nS* third Wednesday at 8 p. in., in the Tem ple. Commander, Jacob Both; Adjutant, Joel A. Burdi'ek; (i’r’mnster, L. E. Carr. H. W. WesSel 'Woman’s Relief Corps, No. 89, Meetings first and third Wed nesday a t 3‘.o’clock. President, Rose Fairchildj Secretary, Emerette Maxson. P . O F H- Portvdle Grange, Patrons of Husband ry. No. ^ 2 of New ^York. Meetings in the Temple, every alternate ’Tuesday eve ning at'8-o’clock, starting Mar. 3. H. F. ■Keyes, Warty Master ; Jere Hewit, Over- B e e r; Mrs. Ada Hooker, Sec’y. LO. R.n. -GanaraskTr be, No. 177. Counsll fire _ , iiindipd every Wednesday sleep at 8 run. He didn’t come back, but the dogs did. The story was told me years age Soatiug by Dead Man’s slough one hot afternoon. The slough is a bo.vou ol the upper Mi.ssisslppl. FisUeymen sometiine.s find corpses there attached to their lines. “See,” said Bristow, the story teller, pointing to a bay, ou the western shore of the river, “Sebastopol was there oi)ce~a bloody town that ^yent out in the night. How do I know who laid it out or ^yhat became of those who were there’'? Perhaps the river swallowed 11 up 4 perhaps lightning bladted It out. 1 ■wasn't there. But right where the -wa- j ter's breaking on the \hank now the town stood, and because the bluffs and the hills bound it in they called it Se bastopol, and the sugar and wheal boats came and Vent, the women and children kidded about th% streets, and the men watted for the town to make ’em all millioualres. All towns in that Sioux and Winnebago country were gold mlhes In those days—days when everybody had a dream. “A boat throws out her lines one nlgbt and ties up, and when the cap tain comes ashore and the best of the town is going down his gullet he tells as how the south is for secession and going to <]Uit the north. lie says In the cotton fields men are working with guns by their sides and that there Is a new flag, one with stars and bars, ■what was put up over the other with stara and stripes. Aud it ■was all about the nigger. Sebastopol didn’t care for niggers. There wasn't one in town, and those what come up on the boats stayed on ’em when at Sebastopol. One what come ashore they put at the foot of u hill with the oak and the elm so thick that you couldn't see the top, and they started him on the climb up with the bounds after him. And it was mu sic to the ears below when the bounds reached him and his yell of despair was shut off with the j’elp of the dogs. Did he get away? Nobody went to see. “Wigwam, Tyler’a Hall, Main street. Sach em, F. E. Tyler, Chief of Recoods, F. C. Hollamby. Degree work, every first YVednestoy sleep in ffioon. tM M i I Granite and Marble ilVIQNmVIENTS! I I am doing Monumental Work in I company with W. J, Condferriian I of Cuba, N. Y., and can save you I 19 per cent. Call on me when in n e ^ of work in this line. - L. C. I&URDICK, - Ceres, N. Y. ORDERS. Th« Lady Knew Just What ta When a Fire Started. ' Mrs. .'WUcox iiad. boundless faith in the wisdom and general effectiveness of her husband's advice, and conse- qnehWy he had' primed her with in- ’strdcfi'ons for any emergency thal mlgiit arise when be was absent Am0nE^ (fiber things, be bad repeatedly warned her in case of fire to spread a rug on the blaze and then telephone foi the^euglnes. So deeply- was this advice Impressed on her subconsciousness that her ac- 'Hons the day of the fire ln,.‘her home werd purely adtomatic. She had bou^t a new hut, and. the tooih being rather poorly lighted, she tsed tUe gas Jdt over her bureau as an tid to studying the new millinery wcMewntonh-SMdealyrms-^ JEkirt. r r alrifijjHjjhleajghea he was I el _hii .. ,1ng the lace creation off her head If the nrmv , ^ S.I • , alfppeil and fell directly upon the bias- Ing'gas Jet. The ejcpected happened. The hat waa Won burning fiercely, still on the top of the ’gas- pipe; Mrs., VVileox, mindful of Jack's sjd vice, grabbed a valuable Persian rug on the floor and, spreading It carefully over the -lighted gas Jet and flaming hat, rixabelt out fo the telephone. *At the, doorway she collided with hei maldi|Estelle, Vho, hearing the rapid movements In tharoom, was coining to loam The cause. Ihnihlng over to the bureau, the girl ilirneii out the gas and, throwing the - '.rag ‘on the IBoor, stamped out the ■ftahies^ which had burned a hole 'tfiiou%h the valuable tapestry. .\Why Mrs. Wilcox,” she cried, “why ■illdn’t you turfl out the gas?” ■ , . out t t e gas?” answered her r “Well, aren’t you bright! J , Jiever thobghl of that. Jack has al- ‘ • way#told ine’to put a rug an a fire.”-* - ' 'YpiWffs Companion. Heart Slren|ih F. a CANEEN. “Fifteen hundred miles away from Washington, Sebnstopol learns of se cession and decides It’ll go out of the Union, too, and on a vote seventy-one men is for destroying the town flag, which Is n proper banner of stripes and stars. There was one man, a Ver monter, whose name was Jessup, who voted for the flag, and he got his notice that night to follow the nigger over the hills, only he didn’t get the dogs after him. He takes his rifle, and he goes to the top of the highest bluff what over looks Sebastopol, so high up he could look right down into the town, and he seta there all night. I heard as how when morning came some people, may be women, sees him kneeling as if he had prayers to^say. “Ten o’clock that morning the town folk all meet la the little square what was the landing place for the boats, and there’s some wood piled up there, and over the top of the wood two men stretched the old flag. And then, to show they wasn’t afraid, they brings out a little girl all dressed in white, and she has a little torch, and she puts that to the wood, aud It lights up^ .Per haps in ten or twenty minutes the' flag and the wood are all gone, and Sebas topol is .sattsfled that It’s seceded. The men was so hsclted' that they didn’t work, and the women hung about the doorways and wondered what would come next. Somebbdy said as how the south was going To take everything along the river from New Orleans to Anthony and as how Jeff Davis Vonld be king. Some of the Sebastopol jfeople knew him, because he’d been at the repflar army. “While they were all speculating somebody lo<>ks up to the top of the hill where old .Tessup had gone, and there they sees the stars and stripes waving from a pole and Jessup standing by It. leaning on his gun aiid'looking down. Suppose he must have had it in his kit for a long time. It wasn’t a big flag, but big enough for all Sebastopol to see It and get redhot mad. The men goes for their guns, the women get inside the houses, and there’s going to be trouble sure. 'There wins, just one way to get up to Jessup, and that was a straight climb tbrongb the brush to where he was. A couple of men took a shot at blna froih the town, but he, never moved, and the first fallow tliat got anywfiere near him JesitPJ> gave him warning and shot him. derfd. That stopped the others; and they 'vrent to speculating. They speculated all day and night -ijnd for several' days, b»l Jessup add the -flag didn’t move until they got ready to. “When they did go nobody saw them, and the nei.t word what comes to Ser. bastopol was that the regulars at Fort Snelllng had been notified of what the town had done- and thein was going to be trouble. JSeba8l;opol laughedr but Just like a woman who has the lang trouble, not bad, but Cbmiug slow and gradual the town fades away. This family goes and that one, the docks break a'way, the flo(M pomes,- thd houses tumble In, the'ilinber wolves get nearer, there's a ffeshet. Lake Pe pin baets^up, and one mornlhg there ain’t anyttlng -where gebastopoll was but sand, wSod, grass and-soihe birds tnd squirrels.” .. The boat swung outward to avoid a sand bar, and We passed from sight of the town upOn which the withering blight Of an unknott'n 'power hadYalien after the destiiietioii of the flag.-^New York Evening Post. GASTomA . Tor Ihfiutti » n i Q U ldim thi KM Y ob Hiyi Alwiyt Boiglit th«- > iiiiEpatwa of -SAW (T A Lost Chaek and tho Peculiar ,W*yLtt Was Found, A ■wealthy New York lawyer sat tip late one night writing letters h,® had. not been able to flnlsh during the day. It was past midnight wheil he went out to mall them, and when he returned and was undressing he paused -In dis may^ missing a check for a large sum, received during the day and' taken home iritb him. In vain was the house ransacked nt that late hour., | | e went to bed convinced that the lost' check must be In tho house. hour later he fell Into uneasy slumber and beheld as with hlS' eyes of the flesh the’ pink check curled about an area vailing four or five doprs from his own house. So real was the dream, that the trou bled man woke up, dressed and, slip ping down the stairs Into the ‘street, walked along the sidewalk to a spot still seen vividly iu his mind, and there, sure enough, standing edge upw’ard and partly curled about the iron, was the ml-sslng check. “I think,” he reported to the Psychical Research society, “my ■ subconsciousness must have noticed it fall from my pocket as I walked to the mall box and my subliminal self point ed it out to me In sleep.”—tVilUam G. Pltz-Gwold la Now York Tribune. The Dogs o f Constantinople. There are at least 235,000 dogs In Constantinople, which has a population of 1,150,000. They are the vilest of cowards and arc the scavengers of the city. It Is said that scores of people are bitten dally by the dogs of Con stantinople, but that a case of hydro phobia was never known there. Throe centm-Ies agb Nassuf- Pasha, gp'and vizier to Achmet III., transported al! the dogs to Asia and would have had them destroyed there, but the sultan, on consulting the mufti, was told that every dog had a soul and consequently forbade such wholesale destruction- After the slaughter of the Janizaries Mahmoud intended to get rid of them, for he caused an Imniunse number of sausages <!) to be made and, having poisoned them, gave the dogs a feast. Many tbousimds were thus killed la one day, but the people murmured so much that he was afraid to begin a second day’s work. He therefore order ed them to be expelled to Asia, but the order was very Indiffmently'executed, and In a short time the dogs were as numerous as during the time of th« Janizaries. An English magazine says that if aa- aerial machine were capable of travel ing at any rate up to 1.000 miles an hour a traveler In It, starting west ward from London at a speed of OOO miles an liour, would arrest the prog ress of time. If he started a t 10 a, m. It would always be'to Uteri 10-a. m. Should be find his unending day mo notonous he could reverse bis direo tlon aud get a quick succession of short days and nights of some six ,bofu:s' duration, but he could reguTate the length by the speed of hhri machine. \Suppose he traveled from London one nlgbt nt 10 o'clock westward at .a speed of 1.000 miles per .hour. He would soon experience the sensation of seeing the sun_ rising in the west where It had set n short time before. Noise. Noise, at first cultivated in this land ay the Indians, has reached Its clim'hx In the college yell. It Is used at po litical conventions, nt christenings and at vvomen's clubs. No monument was necessary for the man A-lio first In- vented noise. Hts work lives after Noise is used by cities, which have the first call for it. They split It up Into ns many sounds as possible and divide it among all. Noise varies In Its volume and In tensity, from embryonic and immature B&wtalll to a baby crying in the night. -U f a Djinmfces boiling. Tesb i t and see. Df. Siioop created Health Goflee that the people triigbrbave a gehuine' coffe^i substitute, and oqe th a t would be thorougWjr satisf.ving in every possi ble respect. Sold by F . H. Caneen. ,, Guilty. The man who'prided hfntseif on hb{, keen perceptions Watched the wltn«['s; on the stand; with Intensity and nod^^ his bead vlgofOuSIy' at the closing words of the bewildered witness. “That man’s concerried In It,” »al4 the keen'Observer to his friend. “DIdfl’t you notice how -fils eyeS shifted^ around?” . “How about.this next one?” Inquired the friend. . - “He*s gtollty,ot something,” asseftisd the keen obser'vef. “No toan stafes a t pehpIeTn thatbbM,'defiSnrwiiy If tf? A pain prescription is priptod upr h ' each 25c, 'box of Dr, ShOop’s Fiiik Druggist If thieforintila is not copi^ f^ e t h e m day q fD ' pietc; Hppd pains, tiptavnly paiiiS^ ; i6 ,1908 pains anywhere get instant > frbm -a Pink “PAin Tablet, F, ft . Christie's JuvehUe Exchange. Pept, B BUFFALO, N. Y., S t'iV Foot, B a llet Hal) oiid Sporting doods for Babies. Our catalogue, the most piterestiiig book you ever saw. will be sent upon receipt of aix^wo^MjU g^oods'Btrslght from the factory y®” - T h e r e t j no a o v b le freight xncl h a n d li n g and no h igh ren t to be cu a r g e d ag a f n e t tbpm. I t «■ o«r ^ambition to hecom e th e lea d in g , a U t r ib u t e m of H ig h G rade Goodat la A m e r ic a . To t h U end w e are b S l t f l n g e v e r y fe s o a r c e .. W e. w i l l g i v e e-yeoy boy or g i r l w h o w i l l h e l p u s la odr ■dVertluIng e a u ip a jgn , a c h a n c e to earn an y one o f our b e ^ a t lf u l artielea. '■'f I . ■ Paid For. An Irishman entered a country inn and called for a glass of the best Irish whisky. After being supplied he drank It and was about to walk out when the following conversation took place; Landlord—Here, sir; you haven’t paid for that whisky you ordered. Irishman—What’s that .vou say? Land lord—I said you hadn't paM for that whisky you ordered. Irisliman—Did you pay for It? Landlord—Of course I aid: Irishman—We.ll, then, what’s the good of both of U S ' paying for it?—Lou den Tlt-Blts. The Swiss Republic. The Swiss republic, with various changes, has survived from the year 1808, though its present constitution dates only from.,1874. It now embihCe's three nationalities — German. French and Ithllan. The original nucleus of the htate, however, was German, and even now considerably more than half the population Is German. Federated under the constitution of 3874 are twenty-two distinct states. He Preferred One Girl. When J. M. Barrie, the “^uthor of “Peter Pan,” addressed an a'udience of a thousand girls at Smith college dur ing his American visit of last year, a friend asked him how he had found the experience. “■Well,” replied Mr. Barrie, “to tell you the truth, I ’d much rather talk a thousand times to one girl than to talk one time to a thousand girls.” ' • - O uEL. S O? O A . X y Bian flu* HatiiAlways BougW BignAiai0 of Steel Shoes on Your Automobile Tires I Cover j;our ti r e s ■with Ki Steel Armor. Thousand^ in use. An ■ nnqual i fi e d iuccess. As fle x'i b 1 e a-s mbher, egn- □dt'$kid or ilip'i, 'Makes your tires ev- g. Easily appli ed—the steel Uuk hook to tbe rim. Indis pensable for repairing old tires. A few sections will Placed by'US at Oleqn, N. Y^ ARTISTIC MONUMENTS Having placed many beautiful monuments in this vicinity we would request those who intend to purchase in the near future to write for our catalogue of latest -designs and names of those we have placed work for, that you may inspect the work erected. We make a special effort to secure only the best quality of marble and granite and to produce work above criticism. We have placed over 200 monuments for Olean and Portville residents. It js now time to place orders for 4 II delivery. ' CATALOGUE OF NAMES AND DESIGNS PR^E. WRITE POR IT. L. ft. Weidner, * Dunkirk, N. V. £ i i The Kimball Armor mokes tires good as new. Ask ns about them. K IM B A L L T I K E CASB CO. 1.75 Broad-syay, Cotm c il Binffa, lovva. Had Exparianhiu Not long ago there entered ithie office of the superintendent of a trolley line In Detroit an angry citizen demanding Jnstlde In no uncertain terms. In response to tlie official's gentle In quiry touching tbe cause of tbe demand the angry citizen explained that on tEe day previous as his wife was boarding one of the company’s cars the conductor j thereof had stepped on his spouse’s Served as coffee, the new coffee substitute kDowirto grocer’s every where a s Dr. Shoop's Health Coffee, will trick even a coffee expert. Not a grain of real coffee hi it either. Pure tieatiifol toasted grains, malt, nuts, have been so cleverly blended as to \liyea wonderlully satisfying coffee taste and flavor. And i t is “ made in am iaate.\ too! Nqtedip«a 2Qj:o,iib->',^h?; ■ - --- • ** c™»=®F”‘what I propose Is that you people dress, -tearing from It more than a yard of material. “I can't see that we are to blame for that,” protested the superintendent. “What do you expect ns to do—get h?r it new dress?” “No, sir, I do not,” rejoined the angp'y shall’match this material.\—HarpeFa. Why, ? \The flve-year-oid son was asking his father some severe questions about a ^recent addltldh^ to the family. _ “That baby ’ likes ma,” said , the youngster sharply. • ‘‘Ob, yes, he likes your ma,’' said his father, “but he likes me too.” Thereupon the five-year-old fijora \'ivhom great things were expected ex- 'claimed: . “Likes you? Then why does he cry Kfhen he looks at y<)u?”--ChIeago Bee- ota-HpraJd. \ Notice to Present' Claims. .-Ptitsuant^To an order of the Hon Carey D. Davie, Surrogate .of Cattarau- gus/Co^nty, notice is hereby given to all •pmsons having claims against the estate -T- 'of Jlr!ry Fowler late of Portville ^s^elearconsclence/’-Yeuth’SCJoffi^ County, New Y6rk, ;iiecca'?ea, that they are required to pre sent the same, with proper vouchms, to The uridersi^ed' Administrator of the 'estate of; saidxiecelased, at his store ou Tpnihlfi St., in the village of Portville, in the tewhPf Portville, N. Y„on or be- December, I 908 .'» r- .. , j.H . Warden. . rA;diriinistrator of the^ Estate , -of Jerry i^owlt r deceased a '♦v PILLAR CxtensioiiTibl^ Every niece o llnm to w h U shenterathfw n ^ ^ 'cidiinet makers are emplq^d, Babbedandpolisliedto amirroivIitebrillianCT. Sena for fUU desoripUon of oor two leaden, No’s STSK smo 41)0^ with prices and name o f dealer in yonr vicinity hanaling onr goods, ran-mlght--|ngt.«sjreH-Pinciir» toe best wb«ii it ooMS ao morS. A foU guarantee -with every tabled ' ~ ELMIRA TAB1.E M F C rCO ., E i r w l n i i y ^ ^ - New York. LETTERS IISERS OF THE Syracuse “EASY” WaslMi| “ T oot macfahie la a complete gnecess. I teamed more jd>ontwaibhi|^.ont of-year Uttle booUet than I ever wonld have ftom all the women fon conld stand in a row. I havi been paying tl .25 a week for washing when I can do tbe same in two honrs w lththC'E^'T,*' ' J. M. BTTBD.Htmipt^y*. •■We have tried the “ElASY \ and find'ft Jnst as y o n represent It and tHe.haly waSber I ever stw that does the washing clean without rubbing on-the board. It liieasy to work and does the wssbtne tliorongtaly. I t certainly t u s no egn.1.” . — E. I J 0 QHIS, B ,D..l,Box 4 ; 4 velU, Pa, Make the washing easy for <ine>twel{th t»f th e yeW «t OUP expchof, Wash everylhing washable in the bouse. If you cannot make ihe <‘ EASY ” earn its price during the house-cleaning season return it a t onr expense. Pages 26-27 o f our free book on Washing Formulas p v e you -valuable information o n washing flannels. DOOCE & ZUILL, 56 Dlllaye jB|dg,^^ytacM8e,. TtuslFallto # ^ LowPriceExcumons You can travel from Chicago to Califoraia in a modem tourist sleeper by paying ^38.00 railroad fare and $7.00 for berth. Chetp enough, isn’t It i And good enough, too. You go through the' Southwest Land of Opportunity where newly developed farm landi and hustling, cidet oiFer unusual chances- for success to the cnergetic’^busincsi man—.xnerdhanL artisan or farmer. Visit the San Joaqu'ui Valley, In Cidifornia, buy a farjn,<cultivMe it, and get t competence. Others are doing it, why not you ? Personally conducted excursions tri-weekly—^block signal safegu^ds—no- dust—Fred Harvey'meals. - Ask for our land folders and CIIAS. A. MARSH, frei copy of “ The Earth.” *• Elhcott^Square Bldg.. BuiVALp, N. Y. Subscribe For The Review. $ I vOO P e r V e g r, ■, •• - 135 Mondaj Tuesda; Wednei Thursd Ciie« Cuba M Salama Butter, R E V 111 -
