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'i-'r . 25 ?'• J ■ ■•■•: • VJi‘ a • ? .^'' . r, (is, I'A.IjfeliltKtP, Editor find'PwHer fiXrv;. %Eii?Ked Ptiday'-at Poftville> ■-:,; ,*;/ ;^ew Y p rk, ;^ ' ' '•‘'’' gft%.gdption t, i^icc, $1:.00 Per Year Ensintss qai;4f *5 per year> Advertising 40cals,^5o .Rt!:|i^ne5 Eesojotipsn of res- , iwet, $1,00. e»r(i of thanlts, •SQ.oQnis, 0ther advertising rates upon;j|ipplieation. ?5SS ,:4 __ lliL ; .»-• .'!> 4 ■ •V' Mlnef'a' ExperJehcfi One Does. Not, Cdre to Dtipilcate.' 'V' D lR E C T O R V o r t O D G E S ^ d S O C I E T I E S . 11. ,Q. T. M. Bedford Teiit,, .No. 42, K. O. T. M. Meetirigs every Saturday evening at 8 0-^locitin/Wardei)’s‘7|iaU. Comniand^r j. K 'V&vAn; Record Kefeper; John S, yhai%;.'; :#)^yisiting .Knights welcome, o , T. M. . -• ■ 46, L.Q. T. M. ,, ---- s Hall every fifst and t ■ tlifrdYueSdily evenwg of the month, i',', j. ji,dyHominander,{ Lois Middaugh; \ Lid^t,-C.dinmanderl iiirs. Katd Jameson; iV‘ -RfeddM Keeper, Miss Anna Fusler- Fi- . nance Auditor, Mrs. Hannah Page. .1 G- A. R . \--iselPost No. 85, G. A, R. 2. p. m. in the Tem- • Meetings ,.Atst Wednesday a t third Wednpsday a t 8 p. m., in pie,, Corndiandep, Jacob Both; Adjutant, JoeJ A,,Pu'^dick; Q’r’master, Jas. Barnes. WisSel Woman’s Relief Corps, .Nb.>§9. iwotipgsAst and third Wed- ‘‘I used to see In the dark b,y the light' of ihy owii eyes,” said a uiner. (‘The ^o.w.er -wae a djaeape, but hot a bad disease for .miners to have In this country, > wEdre the tnines are not looked after as carefully as they would be ,i£ their owners worked In them themgelyes. “1 ppce'was entonibed two weeks in ,a mine.’ Jt Is a conimon enough oc-^ currence with us American miners, r wouldn’t speak of it but tor the eye disease it gav.e me. • “Yon sge,. after ~Ii bad been en- f tombed a week—I lived on dead herso ~ i sudde^nly found that I could make out everything about 'me. The walls, the corpses, the feeding rats—yes, I could, neei “Ahd 1 contliiued to see In the dark. I could' read in the dark for over a year. I went around exhibit ing myself to doctors. I had a dis ease called lucifuga. The fundi of my eyes—^whatever fundi are—had be come excessively luminous. Little lamps, they Illuminated the night, casting clear yellow rays, pencils of golden light, this way and that, ac cording as I turned them. “But they hurt. They hurt like the very old Harry. I was glad when a great Chicago specialist put out those two extraordinary lights of mine. The speecialist said lots of people who stay overmuch In a dark place get lu clfuga.” - - m W E n 6 ^ ' i i f A t E O U R K'-: ‘hpgdays a t 3 'diclOck. President, Rose Fairchild; ^qvetary;;Emerette Maxson. r 1 p - l - •'^egt'GehesccItegion, No. 284, N. P. L. Meetings' 'eiVery other 'Saturday evening President, OrsonL. Hatch; Vice Presiuent, Einerette MaxSon, Secre tary, G. B, Robinson. All visiting mem- liers cOrdiklly welcome. . P. O F H Portvillg Grange, Patrons of Husband ry,,' No, 842 of New York. Meetiogs in the Toingle every alternate Tuesday evo- .; pihg at 8 o’clock, starting Mar. 3. H. F. Keyes, 'Worty Master; Jere Hewit, Over- geeri’-Mrs. Ada Hooker, Sec’y. FOUND WANTING AS A LOVER. Young Man Not the Type to Suit Sweetheart’s Mother. '•»> I. o . R. n . Qanaraska Tribe, No. 177. Council fire kindled eVery Wednesday sleep a t 8 run. Wigwam, Tyler’s Hall,' Maiif streeti Sachr cm. E' Woodruff;J|Chief of Records, Pi C.Kbllamby. Degree work, every first liVednesday sleep in moon. O. E. S. Tyler Chapter/No. 97, 0. E. S. Meets in Afasonic Hall’ 2nd and 4th Wednesday eyehipgs. Wojthy Matron, Mrs. Harriet Mnnger; Worthy Patron, F. E. Tyler; .Associate Matron, Mrs. Emerette Maxson, Treas, Mrs. Eusebia Keyes, Soc’y, Mrs. Ellena Townsend. 1 .0 .0 F. Pprtvjlle Lpdge No. 779. _Meets every A sharp-featured, determined little woman popped her head out of the door and indignantly demanded the business of a bashful young man, who bad been hanging around the house for hours in a pitiless downpour of rain, hoping against hope that his adored would luylte him in. “Now, then, young feller, what do yer want here? Tryin’ to wear the pavement opt, of what?” she de manded, sarcastically. “I reckon I’ve come a-courtln’ your daughter,” the shame-faced youth ad mitted. ”0h, ye’re after Lizzie, are yer? Then take my advice, young man, an’ run away an' lose yerself. My gal ain’t goln’ to marry a chap that ain’t got courage to knock at the door an' ax for her—^not likely! 'Why, when my hushan’ came a-cou.rtln’ me and found the door locked he climbed the back-yard Wall, strangled the bulldog an’ knocked the old mgn silly wT a clump on the jaw. JTbea fie grabbed hold of my hand and shoved a ring as Wednesday evening over C. C. Smith’s i big as a cartwheel on my finger and Btprb. * N. G., • E. W. Johnson, V. G^,,' tqld, me that the bunns -were published R. iL Princo, Sec’y, Thos. Maddren, Fiti. lasl Sunday. ■ That's ttfe sort o’ hus- ^c',,- L . W, Langdon, Treas., N. 8. Hoi- Comb. T h a t lanqtid, lifeless feeling tbafi cotneii vjthvflpriagaud early suditn'^r,’ 'c a t be quickly chaged to a f e e lin g o j band I^want for pur Lizzie—^not.a shiv erin’ milksop that ain’t got sense to come in out of the rain!”—Tit-Bits. A Candid Admission. u....— _ r u -i • ' “i met In Japan an Englishman, an R. G. S., who was uearching tor a island,\ said Mr. Bryan, recounting experiences of his trip S ™ S d the world. ’’’This island had ^ Gv < fPVk..^ ”^lyrea<5hiDg t h a t tired spot. T h e tiad m 'r a l m j . I H ? l £ . 7 ™ i' -. n tirade t o sluggisR bowels, a n d toslug - gMb.vlVchlatibn in general. The cus- toin^ry ■hc.? i of exercise a n d ' o u tdoor alrliea pp the liver, stagnates the Honeys,-And oft-tim e s weakens th e ''m f a r t’8'a’’ction, (Jse Hr. Shoop’s He- tVor^tiviSA few week’s a n d all will be changed... A few days te s t wilf tell ; <yda tim t yon are ^nsinp; the right ''remedy. You will easily and sui-ely :;Jiiotetfae.dbAnge from- day t o day. . ' ’Sold b y F . D. Ganeen. i Reszke. I read a ^tory the other day about Lattl and Je^n de Resxke to the effect thgt;' they are vgood IfJends. and that after Jean, having lost his voice, b e ^ n - to' teach In Baris Patti wrote and ialh:' ‘®ear Jean; ' I should so pauch 'Hke to learn your method.” \ Wheriupori, Jean is reported to have Yeplled: “Dear Adelina; I do not ISEe“:fiegInnefO n Y 5 ^ e fhodr t . yvlJriwE»g''ybn a pupil' teacher.”-rsMe- vpfilafo Jfi Aijisi^cal America. ; --------- ■Bpei Delevan, N. Y. We offer for sale the Willard Hotel, at J^levan, N..Yv> at6wnof70Oinhabitants. ? l ^ i ^ HhSineSs, taansient and ■ Gbnypniently Ifsated. ^'TiVp;s^pries4ndJighii^.a^^^ con- faihiiigkitchen, dinih^opm,store room, etc, ;3F|dral>ed throug^oM, hot and cold floor; FrhoBfialW^ no op- .position, RU ^ gbjcpanseslow .' -^h'is not move, as was generally believed, but might have some peculiar mag netic property which affected the ships’ instruments. “ ‘Isn’t It astonishing,’ the scientist remarked, ‘how an island as large as that can be utterly lost In seas trav ersed as much as these?’ “ ’How large is It?’ I asked. ’\About two miles across.’ “ ‘Well, I don’t call that remarkable,’ I said, recalling my campaigns, ‘l ^ y - self have lost areas larger than ^hat —a great deal larger.'”—^The Cfrcle. '‘improving the Breed of Horses.\ . Among the vast number of letters received by Gtov. Hughes on the sub ject of racetrack gambling the fol lowing; Is charged with pathos: \To the Governor.—My husband gambles at the racetrack. 'We had 11 children,once, but there are only four The Dtheri^died because 1 couTcT left ■not give them care. My hu^banfi’s ^(ambijng forced me to leave them and goi out to work,” Evidently, this misguided woman does npt appreciate her husband’s 'services: in the cause of Improving horseflesh.—-Rochester Post-Express. .'1. • <' ,Vidondsia.wcl}.---WeofrcHJic ijM g e 'p k f l o f ^ ’ r£> 9 jp,. fii'raitui'e, stoves, II ;'fb^(|i^)F<Mngeratoh^ Icitoheti: atehefls; SI littlp;iek£ . *ime; Fo'dsessioh fffep't, desired.' ency Locating Sunken Submarines. To lessen risk of loss of SUbinarfiies torpedoes used In naval pfactlrfe-’afid other objects liable to sink in the sea 4’ a French oieanographer attaches r- Vessel of Oil having a long and short tube one-tentfi of an inch In diameter. When 'submergence softens ■he t gum seals Of the tube, oil rises from the long one drop by drop; locating the sunken object by the film on the water’s suWace. , flettlriq Along Ml.S8;6podiey-^^ss' Hiissle goes In toy eVerytihng. She’s constantly dolne something. Miss Knpx-“;YeS, hilt iff^dne thing she fa ddlng: most ste‘adjiy,she won 1 admit. ' Miss ,QOodjey--;What'sHfia:t? ' Mips KnoWfffowln^ dider.--The Gatfiollc Stsnffdrid ’and Timesi ': ~ ' &eawdvodh..'^ • ‘ , / giye mo a clearing house \I^dr how mueh?’’ ’’jPer puttin’, ft was hie walking »sfiii\r*‘d3etroIfe Epee Pregg. SODA FOUNTAIN In order and can supply ’ you with IC E C R E A M and IC E C R E A M 'S O D A , Sundries and all C O O L d r i n k s :. - We willisay nothing in regard to qual ity-:-let you be your own judge. F. D. TOLD B Y D E V O T E E S O F GOLF. Amusing Stories of the Gutta-Percha Ball and the Clubs. FR E f^N S Mlk-It BP KINDN e 8§. V.fould-Be Coed «amarltan In Emfiap rassing Position. “Isn’t it dreadful to have the milk of human kindness frozen as yoil offer It!” said the breezy glrL “It is so horriblY.antlcUmatlcaL and leaves-Tpu feeling so weak and foollslu What set me to giving; vent to these reflec- Uons was an Incident in which I was the heroine the. other night. I went Into a bakery to buy some supplies, and as I was waiting for the girl be hind the counter to do them up the door opened, letting In a blast of air accompanied by a man, unshaved, um washed, unkempt, with a thin cogt buttoned tightly around his neck, “ ‘Got any>8tale bread?’ he asked the clerk diffidently.’ ‘ •• “ ‘No; we keep only fresh ’bread here,’ the lady TrepUed haughtily. “The mnan tamed around with a weary droop to his shoulders and passed out Into the night All my Samaritan Impulses welled up. I gave the haughty clerk a reproachful look and hurried ‘after him. He had stopped in the middle of the next block by the side of a puddle and was looking around uncertainly. “I ran up breathlessly, and, holding out my last dime to him, panted out; “ ‘Are you so hungry? Here, please take this.' The man stared and then slowly grinned as he replied: “ “Why—why, no, miss, I ain’t hungry, but Tvo got some chickens I want to fe«d!’ N. T. Press. uUfm :V;= iWE A I R COOLED GAS I ; AND Gasoline Engines T 1 ,1 1-2 to 3 H. P. Just thePowifr for runninglep/aristVre. c'horns. Pumps, Wastiing Machines, Bone Cutters, Small Bacfilne'SHoptf^ ^wherqver a small engine is needed. 1 : T H E I D E A b F A R M P O W E R No W a ter Pipes t o Freeze a n d /B u rst. No W a te r T a n k s io Leak Spark o r Hot Tube Ignition.' Gas’ov Gasoline for Fuel. 1 l-2 t6 3 Horse power, according to speed. Call a t the REVIEW office and see one j . w . Sole Agent for Portville and Vivinity They sat about the golf club smok ing-room, pipes going freely, syphons and decanters, cigar boxes and cigar ette tins Uttering the table. “I was playing In front of that con ceited westerner last year,”,” said Butts. “Undeniably the man was In superb form. You neVer saw such powerful driving, an^ delicate putting. ‘Fore!’ I heard him yell, as I neared hole seven, and bis ball a moment later fell beside me. No. one was looking. I picked It up and dropped it in the hole. Then I went my way. Soon aftewards I heard - yells of amazed joy and saw a crowd,.gaUier, and next day’s papers were • aif full of ‘the almost Incredible feat of Mr. Spargo, our western visitor, who actu ally did hole seven in one.’ \ . “The • choleric M'cGihiiis,” paid Harker, “agreed to the other day to put a stone In his pocket jevery time, in doing nine holes, fie, said a bad word. He set off serenely, and re turned two hphrs later ^in a flushed, moist state. “ ‘These stones/ h e ' said, emptying his coat pockets, ‘are for hole one. These—he emptied his trousers—‘arc for holes two and three. If youl! look Outside, you'll see a mantwith. a> wheelbarrow of pehbles-f-they riand for my remarks auent the 'difficult hole four. 1 only got as lar^aigentle- men, as hole four.' ” Dog Pinned Would-Be Murderer. An outrage planned by the^ Black Hand society in Pittsburg, Pa., was frustrated the other day owing, to the sagacity of a bulldog owned by a Hotel proprietor. A man of suspicious ap pearance was In the very act of de- ppsitlng a parcel to a 'window grating of the .hotel, which is largely patron ized by foreigners, when the dog seized him by the leg, and notwith standing his struggles, refused to let go. The man, was soon rhScued from his exceedingly wicoritorta^e predic ament, and it was. then discovered that the parcel he had been carrying Contained a bOmb, with a tlme-fnse attached, sufficiently powerful to. wreck the entire hotel, In which at the time therevwere about a hundred: and ' fifty., persons. He was immedi ately arrested. I M l i; > IS o g ¥ '■V'-Lv CO ODD SOUTH AMERICAN ANIMALS. Ferocious Rig Frog*—Hugs Rats and a Tootlileis Curiosity. Many curious animals haunt the marshy paris of South America north of the pampas. Frogs big and fero cious (the ceratophyrs) given to mak ing vddons springs when closely ap proached; the capyhara, a cavy “con tented with the bulk of a sheep;” the huge coypu rat and the swarthy pl*- like tapir are frequently seen. •Viong the forest margins troops of peccaries are often met with, occasion ally the jaguar, sometimes the puma, likewise that toothless curiosity the great ant bear, long In claw, long- nosed and remarkably Ibng-tonffiieA Very plentSfnl. too, are those “Uttle knights .in scaly armor,\ the atiaint, waddling arntadUIoes; long-toed Jacan- as.pace about upon the floating leaves. A familiar object is Hie great Jablru, a stork -with a> preference for the des> date lagoons, “where it may often be observed statmasqne on pne leg and wrapped In prospection. On* by the Vics-President. Vice-President Fairbanks, at a re cent reception^ said of a certain de plorable condi'Qpnt . “We don’t xxev laws tp dorrCct :tbls condition. • We simply neeS the old laws’ ptqoibr enforcerieBt ’ “ The old laws haye been construed too mildly. It lb like the state of things in the Beneffletine monks’ new con vent In Tamsbne. “An Indhusapolis friend of mine, winterftjg in Spain, lunched at the monaslery of the Benedictines. After lunch h e tool; ont. Us cigar case. “ T don’t suppose you object to smoking hereT h e said to the whlte- clad monk atteadiut. “ Y ibs , s I?, we do,’ the motik sm-' swereiL ‘There is a law agadnat amok- Jng la. the refectory.’ “ ‘Then where,' aald my friend, 'do all ike clg;ar stud cigarette stubs come from that 1 see about me?” “ ?.<Vom gentlemen who didn’t ask ahoa t the lawr.’ the monk replied mild ly.”—^Wasbln^n Star. ' A m i Doing Him a Favor. A famons pianist, while strolling In - the country, came npon sn inviting tarem. Being thirsty, he entered, and oeffiered a ghus of beer. As be was ahoait to raise the glass of refreshing beverage to bls lfps be spied a piano in 'the next room. Releasing Us glass wittiont tonching its contents, the artist stepped'Into the piano thorn, s a t down before hli favorite Instrument and, being in the mood, h e ^ n to pour onthlsfeelingpi in soul-stifring melody. - -Jnstw s h e was-te-Hie-mldst of-his Inspiratfon, a gimS voice In his ear stopped him shraptly. Looking up in sarprlse and indigdatioh, tfie pianiit Vheheid the hsrtender atfuiding over .hfin. with a gilasB of beer in-Us hand. “Say, mister,” t^e server said, eam- jeaOy, “here’s jroor Iteer; lt> glttln’ ’flat!\—ninitraiM Sunday Magarine. Steam Valley Farm of 40 Acres P i S f l p l i a l i Mrs. HattfeyCarr farm of 40 acres In jSteam Valley,^ 2 miles from the Olean hoHeyline, 3',milea fiom Portville and I Snffles from -Olean, one half mile to school, • About half flat land^and half hlighth'sloping. Betweeh 25 andSOacres in meadpWahdiN-sture, balance in wood tot. &omc, tomlct-table timber. Good 7 roon-, bouse, s& fed afld: {Munted, with •f veraiidaa,biait8even years Ndbard;l>fitenougli,tuinberoiithOffi’opnd, budcT pud-' Vi’atered by springs; Oroba! id of 25 heM^ini' treesvaud 15 young trees, (Many tto'ric tfi v t^is farm lies in the p s ih o f fuiure’-oil Heveio]pement;is 60 you -K jil|[et m the ground ffbor, as the farm :.n hotlca8ed. 3VilI any time. Rrice $l20/p), reaso aable paymt nt dpWn, mort gage for bale aOe. - fAllftCHlLjlX a g e n c y , PortvilR ’ ■ P PCRFYILLE, N E W YORK L J E r r E R S F R ^ W U S E R S J D F J H E Syracuse ‘‘EASY” Washer ?VT nonr n r mu-MiieacUne t e-M .a eamVileteom rooGMS.ooeMS. 1 learnedearned moreore aboutbout w Sashing s U dk ontnt off vonrnr m b e p lete r 1 l m a w o o vo little booklet than I ever would have from alLthe women you cpnjd stand in a row. 1 hiive been paying |l.2S a week for washing when tban do'fbe satff t o t w ^ ^ r g w i t h toe ‘^EASY.” •- We have tried the “ EASY ” and.find Ilrjnst a s y o n g e p re^eht I t and the only iraBher I ever saw toat does the washing d e a n vritop'ntynbbing bn toe board. It is easy to work and does too washing thoroughly. I t c erO fnly h s a iio e q n a ^ , . „ • E.-A 3 MQqBT¥t B- L Boyd, Avella, Pa. Make the w-,shing easy for ^pe-twelfti} o.f, th e year a t our expense. Wash everything washable in the^puse. -If ypu cannot ipalre the. “ EASY ” earn its price during the house-cl^ninffseasdn retu.th it at pUr experise. * Pages 26-27 of our fre^ bpdk on Washing. Formulas give you valuable information on washing flaiinels. t. DOjlfCE. 4 ZUiLI,^ gg^Dlllaye Bldg., Syracuse, N. Y. T- r E V E R Y D ^ EL I JEWEL E R S H O U L D H A R D L E BUGCIES K your Hpaler does not carry them in stock, insistthathe write at once for our catalogue showing.Sj styles,.comprising the latest d d ^ h 's in buggies, runabouts, /phaetons, .stah)i6pe» and- surreys. Built Cirt-UMwR»MbML <5ur line ihelafgett, outiStyles the n®w- csb our .pripes-the'best-' \- Live DridprSiShpffid wxite-us.atonce forAgency-' THE JEWEL CAffR»A6E(’C0., Ciiciinitl, Ohje; v FaofofyrCarthgge, Ohio, V' ... z: CUTieUliE is far superiof to any-lioap.It-insiaifily re- mpvM dirb.irea8e, paint, tar^and stains o f every Und witboqt the- hard rubbing. The ;new smentitic cleansbf in powder^'fortn. 1 S etter fiian soap, lakves the skin tottand: . sniciofh.. Altoough wonderfiil m its effect, ibconiains r»o held; is purely vegetable. ; _ , > v ' '^Mkyoar.dpigrietorgMoer. Two daea, liton k9e• sample. O U T l p b l W ; O 0 . I I P O w i i t w r g ^ , p A t h . R P w inw . OR YOUR ^ H U N T f N d •HOXBOHs , , from »6.gg AsU.your<1cal^an(tlnitot''Sen>t on'otirposHiiarttiake/ c»ta^o):,. if inters Ota Om^olcr AluintmAO ^ gent floyi^kre for xo cent^’fii iNkmpK J. t X V ^ t 00a, v^.o.not^ I ChMl»ae;yiffi»,;MyfwT^ljkA. ; ' VEHICLES .-t T r SiylRll i T m S^ss MfiRwire Vciiicies _ ■;ic ■ ■ ;.,v 0 £ l l e e Y l t e •V TV -V- <1 That Next Order For Job Printing • J '
