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Dundfao,_N^Y. ___ < , C. (A w r y , M . D ., Phy o ian anti Si. on, T-undee, N. V. Office at t . «. w cemetery. Calls f » ■< . Ill X '■u,t\y i. i » ! )a Ilf * > i nvner Ware ;; A ji >!; icw !:hu [u ■■ i 1 's i> ■* ] ' >im n, • i • - f ’e ”• ;< •3:1 1 Attotno- - •, n -1 ‘ inv >i ij : ’ •■•lie > < i > i .'Ilti . Mrn l It: FT x n M « cast (I. udi ‘ - d o ; •'encH.! streets, Dundee, N. Y. ig-, Pmpfif'tor. First-ela *5 *n s. Charge moderate. Co* ‘ died. ndi.<i & R a k e r, in? u Utw. Dundee. X. Y. }: ■ • o J j I m , C has . p. KAKfi.1t. ro joujk H o t e l) my riotm Warm meals at all ooj Lv ami liquors. Oystei*s er? =.'l*,in then season. Main N. I S y r a c u s e , G e n e v a & C o r n in g * R a i l w a y . Trains pass Dundee ftS f ° aows: GOING NOI1TH. 8 0 0 A. M., pHy Express—Arrives at Him- tO O rods at ^ j j ) ; Dresden, 9.11; Geneva, 9.50. 1 A 1 A A. M. Accommodation and Way Freight l V . l v —Arrive at Him rods at 10.33; Dresden, 11.06; Geneva, 12.15. P. M. V M.'. New York Express—A wives at •t) I Hunr^is ut 19.11; Dresden, 10.31; Gene va, n® 5 . I GOING s o u t h . 8 0 0 A. M., D a y Express—Arrives at Rock •O © Stream «fo.52; Watkins, 9.12; Corning:, 10.15. A K.O l3. W.,Accommodation and Way Freight tc .O O —Arrives at Rock Stream at 5.20; Wat kins 5.50; Corning:, 8.00 /» r r p, R., Night Express—Arrives at Rock 0 * 0 0 at LRU Watkins, ^2$: Coming, 8 .®. Trains gotig north pass Rock Stream at 8.20 A. M., 9.43 A. M.i and 9.43 P. M. IVains going south pass Himrods at 8.23 A. M», 4.;>0F. M„ a mi 6.42 P. M. Thu Day Express south and New York Express north run on Sundays. A sleoping-ooach is run through to Now York without fhvWigo, on the New York Express, every cveniii!. . ' ivhig Dundee at 9.57 P. M., arriving at New York it 10D A. M. u Pity the sorrows of a poor old man, Whoso trembling limbs have borne him to your door; . Whose mill of life grinds out the coarsest bran; Whose bark of life lies stranded on the shore; Whose path of life winds through a desert waste; Whose cup of life is bitter to the taste. u He has no fireside where a cheerful light Falls on the faces of his children dear; He has no children where his fireside bright Fills all his cottage with its gentle cheer; He has no cottage where he lives alone. He begs you for a rest within your own. u He has no lamp to send a gladsome beam Out from his window as he nears his home: He has no window whence that light may stream, When he returns, resolved no more to roam; No nodding harvest fills his fertile field; He has no meadow any grain to yield.” The housewife listened to the woe confessed, And bade him for a while forget to grieve. He took her kind advice, aud took his rest, And took her.gifts, and-humbly took his leave. The housewife, sitting in her easy chair, .' ' ill pai Thought on his manner—artless, mild, and rare; Thought on the man with so much pain to bear; a! i' k. \ * t ». ^ A m !'> mis <>n real Thought on the rich, with warmth and food to spare; Thought on the good-thoy might, but would not share; Thought on the toil-worn frame, and silver hair; Thought on her silver spoons, with anxious care, And thought to go and gaze a moment- where She left them last—but could not find tfiem there. —KUnira Advertiser. Northern Central Railway. T-mins pft& Starkey Station os follows: GOHG NORTH. *7 1 A Canandaigua Accommodation— . 1 * **• •* lives at Himrods at 7.26; Penn Y 7.46 , 10.00 Ar an, Canandaigua, 8.50; Rochester, Sn.'jOi v S ojm Sons-ra St rf.iin<_r i T'fl 1 o' imnrj ■ > ■ * i lofhJmj >Un pi 11 • M : '!• I, >5 SllL i s. . v. . .1 t t -sdttya *uul Saturdays.- . offers to the trav- i'-f comfort'^ of a home. 1 o - TjnnN n.odernte. : > -w. S mith . Promietor. w k v . Jr,, ■ • i-c. in fbv r-ioms liero- * < y ?:,r. Beam’s !> u ; k I»' c . N. Y . Of- 1 *.* - • r I ^ \ I ll if U r j t \ ■ . . / Oruy. .. B - F t-.- .i ( ons.iitation free. . Hygienic Institute, lath: Dr V J . intz. L*r 5 K u a i Slim > JV1i: : >. - r. ■ JR M •Ot? «i:' •Id -• i i , Ci Ilk'' u jiOH* prh ' ! ■ is fhcli tom ••'j. . ioni., ‘0. N. • ‘ -misfn .-tion and - »- 1 ;«». ' • •»! *1 Nortfcom Express—Arrives at • Himrods at 107; Penn Yan,2JJ5; Can andaigua, 3.25; Rochester, 5.05. 6 0 0 P. SI., Niagara Express—Arrives at Himrods at Penn Yan, 7.01; Can andaigua. ai<& ; uochoster, 9.50. OOING SOUTH. ' A f i A. M., WJHiiimsport Accommodation '• “ O —Arrives at Rock Stream at ll.vx): Watkins, 11.20; Elmira, 12.25. 6 /%Q p. M., Elmira Accommodation—Ar- . U O rives at Rock Si ream atO.22; Catkins, tf.40; Elmira, 7-U). 8 1 0 P. M., Soiithern Express—Arrives at * i </ Watluns at S.35; Elmira, 9.30. Tnv .cave Rock Stream going north at 7.03 A. M-., 1.4;* ” M:, and 6.33 P. M. Trains leave Himrods going couth 10.37 A. M., 5.58 P.M., mid .'XV? V. M. A DUEL, S 1 - S T i - r S i < k a £ >E' i.EIt rv t ■ f I i O M 5 N A I - j S CONNECTIONS. Thr*mgb trains on the New York, Lake Erie & W estern Railroad leave C< *rning and Elmira as follows; C orniin G—Eastward—No. 4,1.56 A. M., arriving at v -»w Y ork a t 12.25 P. M.; No. 32, 8.10 P. M., ar- : i'i\ijig at New York at 7.25 A. M.; No. 8,12.18 P . . M., m riving a t New York a t a t 10,25 P . M. West- 1 ward No. 5,3.47 A. M arriving a t Buffalo a t 8.00 A. M.. No. 3,6.22 A. M.. a rri\ing a t Buffalo a t 11.50 A. M.. No. 1,7.14 P . M. arriving a t Buffalo a t 12.05 A. M. No. 9, Way Mail- -10.16 A. M. <cl-s l i , as p a ^ u t t y . & c . r.fiM.RA—Eastwawl—No. 4, 2.35 A'. M.; No. 12, 8.47 1 M.; No. 8 , 1.0’ P. M. Westward—No, 5, 3 H A. M.; No. 3, 5.41 A. M.; No. 1, 6.40 P. M. Through trains on the New York Central Rail road leave Geneva and Canandaigua as follows: G eneva —Eastward .20 A. M., 10.00 A. >1., 5.30 P. M.. 11.15 P. M. Westward—7J30 A. M., 2J30 P. M.. 5.30 P. M., 11.15. P. M. C anand aioua —Eastward -6.25 A. M., 8.50 A . M., 427 P. M., 10.00 P. M. Westward -8.50 A. M., &30 P. M., 6.30 P. M., 12^5 P. M. C H U R C H D I R E C T O R Y , i * NT. ^ * Of i < •!* 5u» ! ')«'.»: • S: ii J i l: nl 'i Si r s Sli. ti\>■ m >' Rijn: , »-E<-.. etc. thimr • i » U a llrst- >. 'd-.i'.-f iros all cCi-.i,- Con- S? astor. ayer /. mm ul Siov ^ Rnngos, Kuruueo,. iani-t^rdiv in stock • rec-if I shc Figures j-),- f- Gli'.s? Pu(t\ , His, etc., a! way.: or \ Uid. ;u •utisfa»*L>rv prices. Dundee. PRESBYTERIAN --- R.CV. N. EoSWOriJl, Sunday service's at 10.30 A. M. aud 8 P. M. m <*<1 ing on Wednesday evening. B aptist - -Rev. W. Eptwistle, pastor. Sunday services at, 10.30 A. M. and 8 P.M. Pmyer meeting on Wednesdajr evening. M ethodist —Rev. B. J. Trac” pastor. Sunday services ut 10.30 A. M. and 8 ’ JL Prayer meet- uig^. ^ s^mdav. .at ^ A * * r an^ A i m n n u r * * 41 1 evening. M A S O N I C . P!r ■ \ ijli-ij iil Machine Oil ) i viw m stock. | Dundee JjOd|>e, F. & A. M. Regular Communications for 1878 as follows: June 21; July 5,19; August 2,6,30; September 13, 27; October 11,25 ; November 8 , 22; December 6 , 1 20 . Lodge Room in Goble’s Block, Main Street. Trustees, Isaac Kress, Charles Goble, U. L. Big elow. ■ r i. l « * C 3 L ; :-:3 ^ <. all kinds, and .. r i • . i i; b i j ^ irllt Worts! VI j yw as the low est! LUTHEJ BOWER. ..* * * — f , TAT SEI.! V H. C. MORRISON Has a large assortment of M o n u m e n t s , H e a d s t o n e s , It is some years ago now— more than I care to remember— that I began life as a clerk in the house of G rew & Hardaway, bankers. Not by any means a bad berth was it either ; and I thought myself very lucky in having sufficient fam ily interest to gain it for me. There were plenty of good fellows there, too, and, as I was not a very bad looking youth, and was, besides, endowed w ith a fair amount of animal spirits, and a very fair sharp ^ ----- ---------- 7 ▼ found myself a favorite am ong them. The bank still goes under the same name, the legend on the glass swing-door remains unaltered, but I— Godfrey Sapworth— am r.ow the sole representative of that ancient house— a portly, gray-haired bachelor,look ed up to and respected in the city, with a reputation, for wealth that has made more than one fair damsel w illing and eager to share m y lot “ for richer, for poorer,” be ing well assured that the last condition is a veiy unlikely contingency indeed. Pos sessed of comfortable chambers in town and a pretty estate in the country, I yet never contemplate m y early clerkship days without a sigh of regret over the good times that are past. W e were all very happy and comfortable together at the bank till there came to dis turb our peace an unwelcome addition to our number, in the shape of a new clerk, « Lewis H o w a rd by name. Somehow or other w e did not take to him from the first; but however intangible in the begin ning our reason for dislike m ay have been, w e soon had more definite ground of com plaint again r t ^ t t X a -terrible out- and-out t \-df K m d T lfi^ r e v ? r n W ..f. J *** W ith hini cessity, not ft 'choice^— hfe existence as eating, driAkift’gV Q& breathing. Faugh ! H o w he did dr edtffil boast! His name w a s a nevdr-failing peg on which to hang a grandiloquent parable. His precise relationship to the Norfolk Howards w a s at first rather remote, but, as most things have the propensity of in creasing, the more w e look at them, so, in this instance, he ended by assuring us that the dn>o or inui ARk was his first cousin once removed. His parents, he gave us to understand, were people of large means, keeping a grand establishment at the W e st End— in deed, their consent to his occupying a stool in Messrs. G rew & H a rdaw a y ’s, counting- 4 ‘ W hew , man, but isn’t that rather a dangerous plan, and the game not worth the candle, either?” hastily remarked San dy McInter,‘wlio had the character of being very prudent and, cautious in all matters where the safety of his person was con cerned. “ Not a bit of it— not a bit of i t ! ” cried Tom. “ I don't jjaean a bona fide duel, but— ” here his voice sunk so low that I must let after events unfold his laughable scheme. _ 1 The next morning, when Howard— who generally managed to be late— came rush ing in, as usual, he nearly knocked over Tom Morley, who was standing just mside the door. “ W h a t do you mean by that, sir?” ex- _ claimed Tom, in a passion. “ You should get out of the w a y then,” retorted Howard, sullenly. “ Get out of the w a y ! W h o se way, pray? You are talking to a gentleman, and not to a tallow-seller, have the good ness to remember. Take that”— and an open-handed smack resounded through the office— “ and I— ” “ W h a t is all this noise about ? ” inquired Mr. Grew, looking out from his private room. “ Mr. Morley, have you seen to the French letter yet ? If so, bring the trans lation to me.” That evening Jack Ramsay was the bear er of a message to Mr, Howard, the pur- port of which message was to the effect that Mr. Morley considered himself so grossly insulted by Mr. H o w a rd’s conduct that he begged the favor of a hostile meet ing on the next morning but one— weapons 0f encounter to be chosen bv Mr. Morley. I and one or two others happened, acci dentally of course, to be at H o w a rd’s lodgings at the time. H e turned as white as his sh irt; it was not a very clean one, but the color of it exactly matched the sort of dull pallor which overspread his face on hearing Jack’s errand. “ Nonsense! nonsense!” he ejaculated, hurriedly. “ Mr. Morley must know that I meant no offense— that it was pure acci dent;'’ “ But, m y dear fellow,” w e all exclaim ed with one voice, “ you couldn't think of refusing. Remember the w a y in which Tom behaved to you. W h y , he deserves to lose a limb, at the very least.” A t this last observation H a ''rd ’s face assumed a more ghastly hue, iu d he re plied, quiveringly : “ But— but I ’m of a. very forgiving turn of mind, and I can assure you that— that I don’t bear Mr. Morley any malice for his little outburst of temper, and I- “ Pish, man,” interrupted Sandy, “ ye wouldna’ be such a white-livered coward use to fight when a gentleman asks 1 * According to promise, we made a con vivial evening of it, and by dint of frequent (Jpses of strong liquors, managed to raise Howard’s bubble of self opinion far beyond its usual dimensions of subordinate con ceit. Dawn was breaking before we even thought of separating, and then, making Howard lie down for an hour or so, I ran home to change my clothes, and was back in time to rouse and help him in his prepa rations. A ll the terror of the preceding day, increased and multiplied ten-fold, had returned, and it was almost by force that Sandy and I conveyed him to the place of meeting. Our opponents were first on the ground, so, when we, attended by a numei*ous escort, arrived, there were only a few preliminaries *to be gone through. As the principals shook hands, Lewis en- deavered to speak, intending to apologize, and so amicably end the meeting ; but his second interfered, and drew him off. The distance having been measured, we all took our places, I standing well behind Lewis, who was trembling to such an ex tent that he could hardly hold himself up. A t the appointed signal there was a dou ble report— loud but harmless— and at the same time a good sized pebble winged its w a y from my hand and came in violent contact with Howard’s back, just below the shoulder blades— I was always consid ered the best shot with a stone at school. “ I ’m dead!” squeaked Howard, f r i b bling over from sheer fright. “ To be sure you are. Come, lend us a hand, some of — 1 vrriitake him to - - - 01 S, lor a post-mortem!” cried Sandy. “ Oh, oh ! Don’t touch me, you villians ! I knew you’d kill me some day !” roared the sprawling victim, no* aWxm^tins’ to rise or move. “ Come, now, don't excite yourself,\ I urged. “ H e n . all, lend me your handker chiefs to bind up his wound— see how the blood is spurting o u t !” There was a simultaneous proffer of the required articles, and knotting them to gether I wound them tightly round his back and chest, the great booby mean while giving vent to the most unearthly moans and groans. Then, lioistins* bini up, Sandy and I c a n ^ d mm along, bump ing and jolting him in, I’m bound to con fess, most merciless fashion, and he all the time ejaculating helplessly— ” “ Oh, lor ! Oh, lor ! I ’m d y in g !” A fter ten minutes walk w e arrived at the edSo 0f a shallow running stream, and, with a “ One, t ^ , thi?e !” and in spite of cries and protestations * Mm from off the bank right out into the luiuui^. W hen he rose up, floundering and drip ping, the water pouring from his hair 4nd clothes,~ w e jburst into such shouts o f laugh- Burlington Ilawkeyc. T H E P H O N O G R A P H . An Evening w ith the M achine in a W e s tern Home* nose bleed on the carv.^* , it assured her vory 4 , ,r. , difficulty, that it ■**’ ** goof fuf-fui>fellows/‘ ' hie— won’ gom e till mo . it into silence, and sank\ and breathless, while Mi took the phonograph out yard and smashed it into siich shiall fragments that it cl produce a steamboat whistle. And now, when the people go * toa- the Bursting-lows' to spend a pleasant ev ening, and happen to say, “ V'hat have you clone with the phonograph, Mr. Bar- stinglow ?” it affords the v isitors entertain ment for the rest of the evening to study the different expressions which cveep over the faces o f Mr. and Mrs. Barstinglow, as he . ■ dittle . jp n . tw . r It hapxiened that Mrs. Barstinglow was going down to Keokuk for a few days, and Mr. Barstinglow was inconsolable. A t one ! answers the question, and thinks he Would time he protested that she should not g o ; he could not endure the lonesome house during her absence. And then again, he declared that, if she must go, he would neglect his office, and let his business go to the bow-wows, and he would go with her. A t length, however, she persuaded him to be reasonable, and on her repeated assurance that she would not remain away longer than three days, he consented toifft give $ 10,000 if he could find but how the members of the Paragraphers’. Association tell lias so easily and make them Bound ho marvelously like the truth. American Grocer. M A N U F A C T U R IN G OLEOTCriRGA- R I N E . A t the foot of 48th V,-rtb River ; stand the extent 1 ve \v«« » or Tne’Cbnimer- her go. He even bought her ticket, and cial Manufacturing ( dm,.any. who control ordered the carriage and paid for it two | the mamlfatuve of oleomargarine butter in days ahead, lest his resolution should give the states of New York and N e w Jersey, w a y and he should forbid her going from him. And from that time till the morn ing of her departure Mr. Barstinglow spoke in subdued tones, and moved about with the air of a man whose heart was buried under mountains of grief. Before she left the house, Mrs. Barsting low set the phonograph in the sitting room, behind the clock. Then she kissed her disconsolate husband, and he?” A French chemist, Hypolite Mage ered that butter was the product of th* animal fat contained in milk, aad ‘ invent cd the process for manufactu:mr ' * the. fresh fat of animals, an article similar In taste, chemical combinations and appear ance to dairy-made The work < V C , « I l tnen sa !:e sla ve is to preserve his precious h while she was aw,*--', gone. Every her three days’ visit in th< City, siie received a letter from . . . ^ her mourning husband, begging her to ! **°xx™ (-ya;b the onmr» come bark and telling he how ^ hnnuyliateh, placet * in 1 tame w V,i ■ . 1 . * 11 * above conypj; y ore* i.-ept \scnyj’dousty ■•le.'Ln, ^ in fact' lh;- ' gqydly number of •h.irios. A ll tne vats, utensils, do: m. floors, &c., are cleansed by hot water m- | steam every day. Tlv- mt. is recoj from the slaughter houses wit.fin -wi-mv j r ; • onesome 1 he was wiri lib r rt her, and h the empty h mn seemed, hours dragged o’ - Ms act leaden feet. And in . uve homo, and filled the s -! m sunlight and laughter rain. The evening alter lie return to Bur- she took down the phonograph. <* a grave md how the ig heart with vs « 1 >P \j WAull d l V > “ I wonuex.- : ?/! she, “ what we said if- last in its hearing? ui. . u , ^ .. , ■;* liave been something while we were d isc u s .. runs from tin- visit. Or may be it has caught some j f af your poo longing moanings while T was ' aw a y .” “ No \ of 1 : :‘a < \ th a t : shv's safe roa iced the phonograph, in tones “ no danger of Keokuk fo • three davs: cold water fs constantly runmm out. It is then removed thorough^ washed ■+***■? ' '■ it is »i. « .•w» oi mners, v ia> select otu “he choice fat for but mr whidi is-ag: dfwy li( ed in a third tank lie rejected f..- ' conveyed to the real . r><! used Tor m.i, tallow. From the Mv e>- ti» •»-1 lie selected fat is taken by means of an elevator to the top story, where it is salted, d m a achine and hashed. This breaks,up tlie berates the globules of oil. It machine through a trough into a large double kei..... the ceutre of which revolves a nib er am-v a number of arms h.v t 'A . - C > > •« ( saw her safe] stantly in nrotio; T! •>ep i- i t,. k . •h; fet COI\- :S kept at a Ligl! lamp . “ *W I, myself, ibis morning. ,, ^ , our cigar while , light another i m ec<lua *i \c\c\ a ^ - . e t w v m blood h 'a t o t t h c a n 1 ; about bij ■i 1 make the room look cheerful. . exclaimed Mrs. Barstinglow, in a countenn.-ce of amazement, “ what on 0 rtli is it saying ? ” “ Oh, some nonsens*, ? vour visit ors talked into it sometime or oilier, re plied her husband, nervously : * ‘ people talk all kinds of stuff into a phonograph, you know. They say anything for talk. F. In three hours are reduced, the -il -\ fibre and tissue 1 goto _ 1 here tiie oil is tnlrn . ; uiid packed th • ■\* ’ inrtaTholuhiii the bottc 1 . afcits of tl < toihe lie ' ■ of , v-.it the , ■ - rom l ‘hon. ; « 4 ; 1 m 1 . . , ,, conveyers tin • are taken to a dis i . * x © ■pit 'in . ~ < -1 IT - - . ‘ * M jf p a f t ic j^ r ly instructed me to say that no apoldgy would be given or received,” answered Jack, w inking sol emnly at us over H o w a rd’s shoulder. ‘ ‘ Then m y boy, you see you have no chance left, even if such a brave fellow as you could have sneaked out of it.” 4 Sneaked out ? Certainly not. I should not think of doing such a thing. It was on ly that I don't like to be hasty about such little matters.” 9 ^ | y m iP g , the un get it in Burlington, do you ? pumped into th settling vats t' :es, galvanized water ^ V ^ ^ 7 ,P^ i ' <Jashm? ' ,® S i M ,%* .#?» •V. T V.r A B E , 9 v %/^*9 U E , \ J * UK Iho ( H E A P E 8 T ! Oil}' ••!-»;)( <>f i h U SJFFEUb. a M .MOLASSES tc . <,vrrT v of superior wot»... - Finest Quality o f Italian and American M a rble! Special attention given to orders for Scotch and American Granite, and Cemetery Work of every description. “ W e ll, then, Mr. Howard, what weap ons do you prefer? Mr. Morley suggested pistols, on account of getting over the af- house had been most difficult to obtain anBd i sooner, but you were to take your - t cporce;M' _ ling lips by the philanthropic considei&tta& •’ c ^ f f i l y !” qried I. ‘ ‘ Y o u ’re of the benefit and prestige which he woukl **,*ki. confer on his employers and con he raged the i-iV t frantic, he sprang out of sight, casting fetching the police. “ Do, m y boy,” I called w e 'll amuse them by describing how ly you fought and got w Another roar drowned his reply. eat 9l Unvstinglow, looking only half con vinced, gave crank another turn. “ This fa good w u , . , Barsty,” ejaculat- boxes “holdi the machine, very earnest^ You don’t , ’ 7 *> m u gal • I av-ctiiitru o:o 'r' lieei Mrs. Barstinglow gave a little nriek. j “ My dear,” said her husband looking now quite as worried as hac looked , w hen he was begging her >ot to g <1 to KjeQjcuk, “ put it aw a y : somebody has out in the stable,. a *; it might say nks. i > i i i* poun*: W‘ . i ■ . __________ »?•] frvue n:. t’iu-V}- Fr^m the hito chilling • 1 * ’.ade of . m ini' ihen otpali*?- - V - 80 to 85 deg. F 1 wo . I ■l* t Ob 1 1 ' i i t-'Si moved to a room ke it a md arlowt days, during w h tim* having much I.; copes: .irwc of rf* grainy ice - earn. T:.:s oft is . on .wsed stearine ard ol li e The gfai lated fat is then i •:*<*...» -.n c do! put into a hydi': : o vsp. coo Mbjecl to a pressu e o r 300 tons, wbieTr kbeitk »• t Ox had at last been wrung* from their uffrivit- W e barely escaped a ** wigging- morning, for the clock was on the strike as w e filled our places. No Lewis Howard appeared that day, nor the next, nor the day after, and, when interrogated as to our knowledge of his whereabouts, it w { V- *» r * ux. which mixti r- a 1 added, w h e n , th >- C o m p e t i t i o n LU Ktreox-t.n ; ok •> o u r L in e . ■f ^ -<EPrv i.. • (for the time being, of course life w e would not expect to f‘ ienu\ ship w ith a scion of such hu^-olood nobil ity) by the light of his aristocratic coun tenance. This was rather too much for our equan imity, so w e set to work to find out who his friends really were, and soon made the welcome discovery that his father kept a small general shop in a narrow street lead- work sold at the Shop or delivered, and War- I ing into a large thoroughfare, which in its w ith truth that we affirmed our ignorance, for on inquiry at his lodgings w e learned that Mr. H o w a rd had decamped, leaving a month’s rent unpaid. Suit tie I great drops of p^?f,S|pi)ieiati^ii vv.ere gathering. ^ “ It seems rather wicked, though; ,ty> throw aw a y life in this reckless manner, don’t you think so?” he faltered, anxiously, J tender years^w scanning our countenances in the hope of | ny dips. finding some one responsive to his pathetie inquiry. But w e were all too much “ on w a r in- i S ix month afterward, happening to be l^O x iqxd street* ,with an odd half-hour to r '^M iW waJk down Tripe serving filled*, m f o ^ ^ ty dau 7 - now. Tr's fc 1 ne old Monongahela, copper atlj « \v distilled, tlu Mrs. Barstinglow's mother gave her medicinal purpovses three years ago- Fill up, there’s plenty of it, and I caa replace it with any kind of bev erage when it’s gone. The old girl won’t know the difference.” Mrs. Barstinglow felt herself turning to stone, but the next turn of the crank ivy r-uve. ‘josh 'temlv. ;*>*i O' ■\ X f v'-. I. m Ai -U$ .. i steam power for iiali a tents of the c .uh» or. chuvn»o.t . The / »/1 f 4 *• L' vi TGWU! Uf ( A N'T BE B E A T . G T V ' F T I N A T R I A L ranted as Represented / H. C. MORRISON, Pnop’R, Penn Yan, N. Y. turn opened into Oxford street. tent” for any peaceful proposition to have So, before w e separated, it due weight, was arranged that six o’clock on Thursday • RQWEN & WHEELER H w w e n n Y a n , N . Y . , Groceries sP r o w io n s To this day it brings a broad smile to my face as I recall the crest-fallen expression his countenance wore when I , in the pres- | morning was to be the time, and a little suburb not five miles from London the re- dezvous, Sandy M clnter offering himself as second, and a whole bevy of us declar- So commonplace a disorder as homesick ness has been made the subject of scien tific investigation. Dr. H. Rey gives it a high-sounding name, “ Nostalgia,” and re- hhe a gards it as a form of insanity from which f0 ?ar brought out an uproarious ■ H Ha, ha, ha ! Here's to the o. g.!” jli^ f a n n e d her cheeks into a flame. ,4;jf84l¥Jei'cy’s sake, Malachi Barsting- Iqw,” she shrieked, “ what does this mean?” \Uti. now looked as though id' v^sri fehe had never gone to 1 J J ’J ^ an H k . ” *■ with somebody has 1 ^ ? aiJ11® # ? ?Tied; ■ i in . tin1! run m q *» j cliill box, wheri • It- u. v*l4h icc, « stands tw«'uty-£our h*>ii■- duri - time the cl 111 it;rer-K*vi*d It isth**:'i«-b ed with bwl 'e\ milk a se- end 'time, afterwards vv irked, salt* d ,»nd pack Ip n W e lsh tubs o * smail pr»ur.a prints, each one of wli pUmec a clean coftoiif cloth. They are i; i ed. in iiiulsli'p^ ped toEuriip e \*i nbs* xaiie ;d “ olAte margarine b u t t -r” La 1 o quantities o f r i j . oil is shippeti to otb' p *117 is in there churned i J 1,il' ; appearance h<Vr Im tot = lii superior to *- P\ deal of bv senji du.*. this m o - ^ It ud not. -;i .>m* judgr.iebJ cott ^ up'to 'be fliU'o, of ciioice creamery. - t : * * f i < ence of the assembled employes— not one of whom would have missed the treat for i of grown men often suffer severely, and ofi — dairy-pa.e« k br u r So far' which they sometimes die. H e gives par- nonsense into « ld C;1 lV- U1 i(- o.- r-f.ration dfc DEALEKS IN J E W E L B Y T HE subscriber would announce to the citizens of Dundee and vicinity that he has on hand a lartre. complete, and carefully selected stock of GROCERIES and PROVISIONS, which he is sell ing <46 HARD-TIME PRICES ! His 6 tock of We Exhibit all the Newest and Latest Designs o f the Season! We have no Old Stock to Offer! S u g a r s , T e a s , C o f fees, Spices, etc., etc., Is unusually full and complete, and his assort ment of fancy Groceries, canM Hits, etc. Is larger and embraces a greater variety than ever before. Our goods are adapted to oniy the demands of the public taste, present condition of the public purse also. f e give EsBBGial Attention to Repairing - and all worn entrusted bo our care will be done in the best possible vanner and at the lowest possible pies. I G M a i n S t r e e t . P e n n Y a n , N . Y . ltf a consideration,— apprised him oi our knowledge of his antecedents. For a while the soap and candles stopped his mouth when he opened it w ith a boost; but in time the old complaint broke out again— worse, I do believe, for the restraint in which it had been held. This time it showed forth in a different form, taking the snape \jt nombastic vauntings of cour age and valor. “ W a it till H o w a rd leaves— I have some thing to say to you,” whispered young Morley respectively in our ears one after- I. noon. So, complying with his request, w e lingered, on one pretext or another, till the obnoxious individual had taken his hat and his leave. “ N o w look here, you fellows,” sputtered forth Tom Morley, as w e gathered round him— when Tom was in a hurry his words always came out in a rush— “ I can’t and won’t stand that contemptible snob’s non sense any mere ! I ’ve hit upon a plan to ailprcoc mm,* u y o x n neip me.** A chorus of “ Hanged if I won’t, and glad to do i t ! ” “ Reckon me, my b o y ! ” “ Anything to put the confounded upstart down ! ” and a host of similar affirmatives i • answered him, followed by questions as to 4 his purpose, and how and where it was to » ♦ • be carried out. ing our intention of being on the ground, in order, as w e averred, “ to see fair play.” The next day H o w a rd sent an excuse to the office, saying that he was not well enough to come to his work. Soon after dinner, getting half a day's leave, I ran round, fearful lest he should decamp, and determined to stay w ith him until the eventful moment arrived. “ W h a t ! seedy, Lewis? W e must get you w e ll somehow. It w ill never' do to have you ill to-morrow.” “ I think I’m very ill,” he answered with a dismal shake of the head. “ I hope its nothing serious ; but I ’m very much afraid its fever.” “ Not a bit of it,” I responded cheerfully. 1 ‘ L e t’s have a look at your tongue. No, I thought not— set your mind easy on that score— there’s not an atom of fever about you. I ’m going to keep you company now, and some of the fellows are coming by so by, and w e ’ll have a jolly evening, in case ticulars of his observations among the I e*se cgr M it get hold of ..g&ek Idrtsndful } ,:;oncernetr ,>(-.i^rut F as c 4 bv French soldiery, where it is of very fre-1 {.fcil'&s*he mosff ^ rtiCular dairyman Mrs. Barstinglow didn’t sayy^lbu* &<* turned aw a y and the phonograph a^ked quent occurrence, more particularly among the infantry. The calvalryman, he thinks, is iess liable to suffer in this way, probably because he lias less leisure time on his hand. It is the young foot sol dier who is prone to pine for his native place. The young conscript becomes gloomy and taciturn, loses his appetite, is ______ „ fond of solitude, and often gives w a y to die that blind ;^you come m. ^ ive +£>oi»c W o (mfTorc frftm inp^esnnt. hoarlapho t,wn OArrls.” C h i p One. I l l 5 > carelessly. “ Throw round for the deal 1” # She thought ai would f^n t but she didn’t, and the pitiless r«*chine proceeded to remark, with a vp ^ty of voices : “ It’s m y age.” ‘‘ Y ou T T T strad- tears. He suffers from incessant headache and is unable to sleep, and after a while, unless he can be aroused and interested in his surroundings and distracted from his two cards.” V'I 1 ,F vii^* see your little or->and ra*se y ° u a couple.” “ Push the ,0ttle this way, Ben.” “ A in ’t you go- to stay in, H a rry ?” ‘ ‘Can't stay in on dreams of home and friends, gradually be-,U Pair of sixes-” “ Cal1 y ° u -” “ Two sma11 ..... « . . .. i i I n » i r lrinorft tn hpArl.” “ Tftn s ai comes the victim of general prostrafr followed by delirium, and sojueti>~es ^ death. Dr. Rey believes that ldren do not often suffer in this way. *1<>r do verY old persons : and women ® ^ess it than men. er. And all kinds of C O U N T R Y PRODUCE want ed, for which the highest market price will bo paid. C L A E K S M I T H . Dundee, Juno 19,1878. Keep him company, indeed ! I did— by entertaining him with all the horrible tales of duels that I could remember or invent in order, as I informed him, to raise. spirits— relating how one man had a “ W h y , you see,” continued Tom, lowevJ another had his b ^ u t y sr^ied fwr ing his voice apd speaking witli an air of e w ? w h ile a jh jr^ Ahd boon compelled re luctantly t o ^ ^ f ^ C s P “ the vital spark,” till at lla.*] a ^ c top ^Jieve the unhappy Si t tin Ve licked the dust O f G o v . Briggs Massachusetts, it is remembered f vat for several jrea rs before it m ay be the last w e shall spend togeth- | his death F 5 never wore a collar, appearing thus un'dorned fits levees and and pub lic re^ptions. Few men knew the strange i**son for this. He had a neighbor whom e liked exceedingly, and who was on the w a y to become a confirmed drunkard. W ith this man the Governor remonstrated pair, kings to head.” “ Tens and deuces. Take the pot.” “ Barsty, get us something to eat. Old girl left the cupboard keys, didn’t she?’ “Y e s ; told her I was going to kc ep back at home, to save expenses, and keep out of bad company.” “ Ha, ha, h a !! Ho ! ho ! h o ! ! !” “ Oh !” yelled Mr. Barstinglow, unable to contain himself any longer, while his wife, more dead than alive, leaned over the phonograph and ground away at the crank, in a dazed kind of a way, “ Oh, keep it up ! That’s r ig h t ! Believe a senseless, diabolical piece of monstrous mechanism rather than your husband. Keep her a-go- ing. Keep it up !*’ Here is a Ihrge indus.,. engaged in d r manufaetd retrorn animal t»t of a prodito'rtt .>1 40,000 pouno^ dajf, .-purpose of bufctrfH? thouste^t It isa f e that tlie-;dfciry- accept . ' 1 the s t a n d a i ^ ^ n ^ y | I --- LX... ^ ^ ^ i nan; ■ ^ etured, ?>***■' *7 preference over ■■■*':■ other hand, the butter i 1 •> 1 in body, colorant! t a s t e , i r . - . u i /4 ^ made from choice animal 'at n ally drive it out ofmarket. ^*1 1 . t l ri i G ET your Letter and Bill Heads, Statements, Envelopes, etc., printed at thi 3 office. Good work and low prices is our motto. mystery and importance, “ I ’ve been think ing that the place w ill be unbearable if he is allowed to cock it much lon g e r ; so the best w a y to stop his crow is to ”— a further depression of tone and a closer crowding together— “ challenge him to a duel,” wretch off hii could 1 proceed] ^ the ex if Ay so doing he ePaii-e^ ^ ; the next day’s warm ly, until at last the listener answered : | And Mrs. Barstinglow did keep it up. “ I w ill never drink again if you w ill nev-1 She kept it up and listened to that phono- er w e a r a collar .’1 “ Agreed,” said the Governor. Each kept his word : the man was saved, and the Governor paid no man- nerof attention to the some timessharp criti upon his apparent carelessness in his dress. graph swear and shout and h o w l; she heard it shriek, “ Oh i m y eye, m y e y e !” She heard it tell some one to let some oae place; ” hold his A n editor is a mule whoso bizness is l . investigate a nuspaper. He writes editor- ^ ials, grinds out poetry, inserts deths and weddings, sorts manuscript, keeps a wastp basket, blows up the “ devil,” steals m at ter, fites out other people’s battles, sells his paper for a dollar and fifty cents a year, takes white beans and apple ease tor pay when he can get it, razes a lars^ fam ily, works nineteen hours out ^ twenty- four, noze no Sunday. <*^ 5 damned bi everybody, lives poo' d i ^ middle-aged,^ and often broken-hearted, leaves no muti ny, is rewarded xor a life of toil by a short but free oWtuary puff in “the nuspapers.*A Josh Brings 1 i i « I IH ! 1 1 1 elso “ have it again in the she heard it warn somebody to head over the stove hearth, and not lot his “ I ’ m so fond of my W a lter’s press,” she remarked confidentially to another young lady ; but she wasn’t the proprietress of » newspaper for all that. That was o n b ^ name of her young man. i t . . ■f, • L /. 1 , . - ,A.\j H... ■Hr] il ■ . t^i iri 1 1 —» 1 * * ■r . • . ■-W wt- { tan, 1 . ■“ 5 v A v-; .f'jr.' i J? r ' IP* riff 1 ^. 1 -i.• ; V. > Id. I,JL~ • H- ■ W - ! ^ r . . is ^ mi <r-.i i *. 1 n __ . —1 -- j ■.l, f I.. 1 It' T 11 / 4> l <' ) l . »<H J. Iv. ' f .1 f *•1 I .1
