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- “ME HELP. | \ > ho fibin dare Aym Chair? » as it comes to routra, each like tho bright never satisfied I love it be- ugyuts ofits s of my own - never clothe ~ that makes a love to linger, so when be disappoint- tor beart, and lingered ever be- by the noble and before she r, in the best I -knaow of no than to have ave it always ich lidds few, 'l beter, to iift my Awoull! that L »'4 disappoint- with a us wor is, hep ip al ays. She rrect. joul life- iy hero. 1, that thus per- sions | leac. world to me to d dear der he int ' is though thon R WorkkR, a €irl. haar :* readlor of ~muld like to oc- ' Fifteen-Y ear- thinking that years of age, iss and think- or they can- ct nuiguance. I knew girls at ixteen years of but the knew how nothing to to promenade dask. 1, for to do with a roe out in wot be in- cet, I will close t of papers, the Y zak OLD. Lady. '> ** Old Arm utes. I think er I ever read er since it has . to say a few especially ©You vill find an d when Sun- that they car h to ilo to see M1 tho vrutroad ith was not dor ‘dfuu ild never is 1 will say arket. Ol wiin Cusau \ a long Eves. Callers, sore other «ab- te rres' } Is new 'are se nry to say vo he pda dal. en ona lI a mu ho b letters to this {.o Oug space for tited, so it must to be discarded uihers v. hich aro in pu'slcation sunfval ot the published. If, first, try again; lay be admitted oselpauinits. 22222 2 ue e> , if“ 6 ER . 1 of Mure econ lpic‘m apuot be soid every description. quarter-ogacks, | bruises, etc. 319 yo an ointmiegt OF rspoils. No stable ernts; Carholateds . by ail Druggiste , Exauax - cure for Semin lermntnn‘hca, im- U disencas that fol of soif 1bu60, _L nivorsh) ihe. Ba \ DIM g’m Ptrlgnmtufe oid other Insanity or tOD- 4 prematiine £ra ve- armieuiur«, in OUP . § send from DY mtg fie Medi aind 1s 40 tres 7 4 the e, by mal 8\ f? ssing THE GRAX . 20%. 08 sdupred the ; ) ~ P Pours St. \¥. 344 7 e \J are involved. 3 Fan: her. or sis pack® . ® . to oe ' 200g e 20 % SUNDAY MORNING TELBEGRAM, apriL 20, ir=s|| | 3 { 7 ~ tus concent. g ;o an, } * f -- ~ ‘g—memw; 0UK SPORTING C . (writer (”Lift/w Telegram by Filibuster A. Rundy | She came down the atslo With a No. 9 smalsle; d a toss of hor beantiful enris Which said plainly, \ I g 1048, With my exquisite druess, 1 im envied by all of the gur.«.\ A cashing young beau Who would _ home with hor goau, + stepped mincingly up with a smirk. In his oyes a dim light Which made them look whight, And his lips hardly able to wirk. . He began so polite, # \Tis a streot starry nite, if! And the walks aro so lovely and straight, wrant a favor, you know, Fet me home with vou snow, F'eq up to your daddy's old gaight,\ With a look mennut to freoze gbe replied, ' If you pleeza 1 do pot admire your style.\ vith a long doleful sigh # , He watched hor pass, biga, 4 Then fainted gud foll in a pylo. L Thea his friends, men of sense, Lurg him up on a fecss And revirad the poor goath % lim» ; To. k h'm up to his aunt's, , Pru-ued thy dust from his paants, And o socal I know about himb. 'yIILL IN TROUBLE, * True loge's course is proverbially rough and crooked where youns and ardent hearts It appears that more mature 1. affections are as apt to be jolted and har- assed as the loss passions. It was generally supposed that, omitting his < gubernatorial candidacy, ex-Governor 3 Sprague, of Rhode Island, had seen tho last of misfortune, and that his new wife had brought lium a change of fortuna. It appears, bo vever, that the bridegroom is £1. go better off in point of luck than he was before, for the shadow of tho late Mrs. Sprague has fallen across his honeymoon \ with damaciog effect. «Mr. Sprague, is will be remembered, was married to kis presont wiflein Virginig, a state whose. laws aro rather more exactigg than our ovfyu, appar- ently. 'The weddj}; was asurprisa to the public, but as everpbody knew 15h? troubled condition of his domestic kearth it was hoped that a new alliance would put an end to his infelicity find that henceforth all would be bfight serene. It seems, however, that an Zierbrising published to the world \the pre- liminary catechisni <put to him by the offi- cating clergyman and his answers thereto, and this has caused an explosion. Mr. Spragtie, it seeins, briefly explained his lwfu ability to ro:marry on the grouid that be bad secured a divorce from Mrs, Sprague gpon the charge of uuf;1ithftxln§s. He subsecpiently stated that hbo had filed a § petition on thas ground and that $1an re- L? plied with couuter-charges of the sa Mo, J gravity. \he had subse withdrawn '@ bor coo. Saint and the coust bil freed hin. é Is this publication Masars. Winchester 4 Biitton, of Brooklyn, and Hadiy, of Cin § cinnati, counsel for Kats Chass Sprague, reply geiy lacezily in a jp ios Litter. They J caim that Mrs, brought the action a Juthrov giouu ls, cruelty and desertion be- mg included. Mr. Spraguo thereupon filed I4 s erpss suit. It was subsequently agreed to by opposing counsel that the major charges should be withdrawn on both sides to pro- tect .the © chiliren, and that ex-Gov- omor Fpmague conmnsonted to muke no @ oppositien to a suit based upon the other J Wegations. The court theroupon granted the divorce under the laws of Rhode Island to Mrs. Kate Sprague, and gave her permis- sion to resume her maiden name of Kate Chase, which, by advice of counsel, sho did. The three girls were, by order of the court, given tq her : tho ' boy, Willis, bsing of an ago which removed him from the jurisdic- tion of the court. It will be seen that the statements of the ex-governor and of his first wite's counsel aro irroegncilably antag- onistic, and it is a question whether, admit- ting counsel's rejoin Jar t be truo, the 880 ond marmage 4s vaid. It grobibly is not under the laws of Virgiria, and it is proba- Ply advisable that it should be performed again in <ovs other stats. This now com- Plieation indicates that the ran of ill-ack for which th» once wealthy favorite of for- tne was famqns has not yet ondod. At all events he would act wisely ia keeping him- #if uus of Yircania Por some timo to come. zm 20 Whie (On ia Vigtorta was. trembling in siken and » undt stockings in fear of u dreadiul dynimite and Bamia's c<Rr WAS famem y soldiors to guard him from the wru'h ef nil.ilists during the coro- Prosid sat Arthur sat 11011011115, uit a log projecting into Flovida's Paters. punning a fragrant Havana and lal; trie ,; forgich S or else in some in- | \iting su ide lustily sucking'a jriey oranges. 'o needed no guards. Dinamite threatened him not, Why the strance contrast ? Ho rales a people. Russia's czar and England's quesu rulo a crushed people- ttushed to a pitch of dirosf desperation. No wonder then terror reigns across the ocean ard perce prevails hore. , anno svo amman What is woman's sphere? To be math rorrect, wo woman's phere is being always rouad , when you x Iibt bor 11d sometimes when you don't tation |; (“TPXfl'vnirm' 2 f There gre some men that apporr to bave Eo an aj . F Baim in hfe, but their crablike proponsi- ties Prevent them from over duing more an $32;qu a'm. Thrn are come thingq Wor ¥\ that“ A & luxmr; atch Ous of ds 'v'l“c{§h‘“tly Cup -> - or c omade 09 an ope.a eiuger vhilo “Bu”; out, I; MAIW-r‘. 0:4“! fa- A Hiysnufl R “fig: ica hot a delinrgent subscriber 8 Tas 32? ;. i X fi , ° 85 0ut to dis, sert bun s new patens : 8 QM‘ILPA. a | trian, is doad. While attempting | LOMN. AMUBE- BOMETHING FOR LnovEKSE MENT TO READ, | The Water- Ywinklings from the Fort aot Athiotic- Baso Bail- The Bicyclo. ' -Dr. Carver, having repeoute strated his suporiority ag a traj-shot over Captain Bogardus now says hé [s prepared to meet any one,giving his oppopbnt odds of three yards in a shoot at 100 clu pigoons» -Thomas Connors, whom J eph Acton recently defeated in a catch ag-catch-can yrefiling match for the champiopship, will, it is said, not return to Englabd. In all probability he will muke Phils elphina his home, ' -The great- billiard pluyors diro in Now York at present practicing for tho cushion carom tournament. - Vignaux, who first ob- jected to the change,now says Jo is dolighted with it, and hopes to \ do \ Sch#efor when they most. -William McGregor, of South Shields, England, can be matched to plai any man in the world at cightson yard distance, mngors to count two, with pins kwo inch=s atove tho clay, sixty-one point} up, with quoits, not to ozcsod vight and one-half inches in diameter, for any part af $300. ? Theo Wator,. -It is claimed thay William Horval re- cently skated five miles at Winnefog, Muni- tola, in 19:20, defeating HK. J. Gates by about fifty yards,. -Fred Plaisted has turned up #t Lynck- burg, Ya. Ho is tox ing ou tho JM{nca rtvor, ard will soon begin to train m crofy at that place for the Ly nchhurgrurouutm. ' -The boating world will bo wiil repro- sented at Pullman, 111., June \24! and 23d, f all who \intend going\ {mg Already Hanlan; Ross, Leo, Hosmer, f Nagel, Demperoy and a dozen reported as having announced t tion of competing for the prizes, the first, $200 to tho second, an tho third, offered for the threo a turn, siogle seull race, opon to -Harvard college will not son the intercollegiate rogatta at Lakb (ioorge on July 4th. E. T. Cabot, N3, writing to Chaff of the university of Ponmifsylrama, gays : \* The H. U. B.C. has novot| intended to send a club to Lake (George. To interest of the college is centored un the {four-milo eight-oared race at New Londonyland it is impossible to train two ropresoutative crows at the samo timo. Wo could snd a four cared crow to Lake Georg», but get be our be t and we would not t t= | leos, with crow to trust ths, reputation ~A the college to it,\ ® wowen - The Cindor Path. ~a i -Jo':n R. Cox, of High Shihals, (is., off. rs to tun 100 yards picker that) any man in that state for 'ony amount of money. Co< talks of runuing the distunch in nine seconds. ® Another good man gon! wrong.\ --Pi-ree, tho colored pesdostriaun, has just ceme out at the tail emiof a «ix diy -oight hours per day hie, clo racs in Eugland. ff is his customary position, wherkor wo or a hundred start, at any kind of spor! As a tail bearer ho is a groat success. -Ly man Potter, the whoolbarr. w podca- roll a wheelbarrow from New York to leans ho was killed on a railroad nbar Salis the great performance of walking {121 miles without rest in twonty-nine hours ift Califor- nia. Tho feat wus accomplishdd over a 165-foot track, requiring laps to the mile. The last one-half mil of the task was walked in 5:14. Hartiman ox- perienced no inconveniouce {rom his long walk, and was out on the street imshodiately after it terminated. Tho previous record for distance walking without resk was the 120 mies, 1,560 gards, of FPotor Crossland, accomplished at - Manvhostor, Eogland, september 11th and 12th, 1879. _ Harriman says be will back himself to wall 4‘ U miles w iti.out rest. The Whirling Wheel, « - Pailnadolphia boasts more bicyglo riders than New York, and yet duly seventy-five wheelmen from tho Quaker city! propose attending the league meoting in Npw York on jMay 28th. | -John Keon, of London, beat being second. « | '_-Charles H. Leroy will uso ton hordes in his coming race aginst Princo and his part- net on bicycles. , Hoe has completed his se- lection of the animals and is ridiig them daily. The race taltos place abt tH cusino if Boston, beginning on the 30th in(2 t. \ -The Wheelman is s unique odtorprige. No sport ever had such a noble refresenta- tive as bicycling possesses in this @xcollont pericdical. The tasteful cover, the sploadid Mustrations, well drawn and ongrared, and the articles themselves rank theo with our best mugazines. - Thore is broozi- vpess, an out-door airfabout the contents which is rofroahing and delightful. - It takes the reader from tho orowdsd city, hway from business and caro, int» the opon cous: try - A porusal of its pages will make tha readgr,if he is not alroady a whoolman,long to jwin the ranks of tho«o who siride thse \sile ut steed.\ - Though tha wheel is woven mto it» many articles, staries, ani poor, they aro interesting to thosd who lam not fortenao enough to side a bicycle ; it opons usp a new and fresh field of charmigg litora ture. B % ® it would I Now Or-, PATENT APPLIED FORK, logeniouns Man. \ Trying a dows the avenue ?\ he eaid, as he slid upstairs yesterday aud sat down on the edgo of a chair. ** Yes.\ '* They cost money and sre in tho way.\ 6s Y'DH.\ ** And nobody evor hoard of an escape by a fire-oscapo.\ © Never.\ \* 1 bave some stray thovriea of my own,\ be continued, as ho gathered cunfidonce enough to cccupy the chair. ** Out of the 16,000 hotols in this country only seventy- vight aro desiroyed per year. There aro thus 17,082 chances that you won't be stop- ping at the hotel which burns.\ \ Exactly.\ \ Out of the seventy-eight hotels de- stroyed per year thero were only four cases whero life was lost, Thero's another seventy-four changes for you,\ ** I soe.\ ** And, taking the average, only thirteon guests perished to a hotel. Of theso, four our fivo were lame, and the others wore sound slecpore. - Really, sic, but wo aro not so bad off as the papers try to make out.\ ! Seoms not.\ \ But there is no call for any loss of life whatover,\ ho wont on. ** Chiuose labor is very chenp. | Buppose that each hotel keops 100 Chingmen hanging around ! For thirty cents u quent can hire one of the Mongolians to «it by his desor all night and lHsten for the ery of tire, and help carry baggage} doin stoir> when cst Qoines. | (.et an eol cvrie wire bo to cach C maman, and tho tey by clerk down staimt, seiwis a shock around every five minutes tp boop thoin awake: Only thirty couts to sJpop in sbsolute safety in a botel! - Why, sir, I'd pay thirty-five cnuts in a forty of 'em, aad if woman was along Id mako it seventy-five cents and throw in a plug of What duo you think of the ut tobacco, theory 1\ ** Very good.\ \ Kin I get it patonted *\ ** Perhaps.\ & *\*Then lil do it. I'm not going to rack and..yxrench' my hoad for the benefit of hotols, 1'll apply for a pstont and sell coupty rights for $230 orch, and if L don't bankrupt these firs-es¢gape chaps you can call me a cahooter ! Egad ! but when folks pint mo out for a fool they don't even know the color of the old eoon's fur ! ' RZLIGIOUS Bays. @ by Colorel Zepple Was HRogular In Church Attendance. _ my \Xo I don't attend church vory segu- lar'y uur,\ sald Colmel Zeppl:, duriog a iciz.ovs conversation, \ but in a groat de. kre Earn in favor of compulsory religinu. I bavo «cen its effect ard sam prepared to ntend up in its defoenso. I usnl to bo very re gious, For ten yoars of my life T aot tended divine services regularly, I was so strict in my adherence that I did not Iqavo the chusch until the eongregation was dis missed. No matter how dull the preacher might bo, so great was my respect for the subject under discussion, and such an in- fAuence did the church cxort en me that I never exhibited impatience.\ \ You have changed wonderfully since then, colonel,\ said an acquaintance, \ for now you oven hunt asd fish on the day as- signed for rest.\ \ Yea, I confess that I am a backslider.\ \*I suppose you romember with the daya of your strict church attendance ** No, I do not moan over the departuro of those days.\ b* n'“:by Fi ** Rrecaquse I was in the ponitentiary.\ Buther Hard to Please. A Philgdolphia girl who won't marry says: \1 thick the distasto for married life does not exist so much with young mon as many suppose. If there were agy of the right kind of young men -young mon with 1 noble principles and suporior intelligence as well as personal gracos-it might bo differ- ent ; but the race seems dying out. With my present tastes and viows I am notlikely to marry any ane, so f just dance because I get more enjoyment out of that than auy- thing else. There is no difficulty in getting partners, ond that is all I think socisty mon are good for-to dance with.\ Why He Charged High. An actor cantemplating a suit for divorce asked a lawyer what the rotaining fee would ' bo. ** Ono hundred and fifty dollars,\ said the disciple of Blackstone. ** Thatiy protty high-priced, isn't it !\ - ** Yos I usuallyfask but $50.\ y ** But why do you chargo me threo times as much as you chargo any other man ?\ \ Because,\ returned the astute expounder of Coke, \ when I undertake a divorce case for an actor, I generally find that bo bas threo times as many wivos as any other man.\ In the Country. A very nobby swell from the city was passing a fow days in the country,and made . himself generally obnoxious by his highfalu- tin manners. One morning he wanted to go out into a field whore a number of cattlo were standing sround, but before ho started he said to the old lady of the house : 8 Aw, madams, can I gaw out into that pabsuah 1\ & . \Yes of course ydu can; them cattle won't eat weeds.\ , Not Aiwa;a a Bure Test, Herbort Spencer, says that a man's ca- versation is a suro index to his montal cepacity. *Phis is oxtromly severe upon a man who has just caught tho bactrof his trousors on a mail. * t 2 f | A COLUMN FOR THE LADIHs . Tho Novel Firo Esompoe Fropossd by an | . ; “l; many ro imtecest [ aENTLER SEx. | | . Gail Hamtiton's Ideas of Econpmy -T l Question of Leisure - Goman's | I Lrbor in the Household. ' T. W. Higginson, in tho Wonim's Jaf nal, speaks as follows concerning tho ;} g thet nomen have not the time to infor themselves upon public questions: \¢ I just hero that tho advocates of womsn s frage rest their claim. Instead of holdib that the affairs of the public are the very last thing for which women should uso wh ever amount of leisure they have, we. malts E d CH . tain that it should be ome of the first-I § fore matinees, bofore spring openings. | the sako of her husband and childré i prosent or futurs, for the sake of hor coirt try, a woman should have her opinion pf public affairs and public men,. It is a grace, not a glory to our country, thi whilo its men of all grades intorest them selvos in public affairs, its women know ahif caro far less about them than at least thg | higher class, tho ' well- descended ' women 33 England. If you doubt this, read any of the lives of America® statesmen in the nor series, aud see what an absolutely mascu, line world it is, and see how much largor a part wonen play in any similar Engli sories.\ | The Work of the Honsokoopor. |- A writor in the Chicago Weekly Magazine, speaking of more routino work and its up- pleasantness, and of uncongenial work gen- crully, after pointing out that pegple will- ingly follow the most unpleasant occupation for the sake of a sufficient pecuniary recom» pense, makes application as follows : i‘QIs there not bero a suggestion in regard ty womnn's work! Housekeeping is one,of tho most monotusous of routine occupations, and if the truth were told the large majority of educated women find it growing mire uncougonial every day. Why ? Becausglib is nut usuelly trausmutable into anything; - it is dead when it is done ; there is no reig- tiofixu-y force to ariso out of the forces ex» ponded in getting threo meals a day and keoping tho houso clean,. Wore it not for the inhorently compensating quality in thé love and care for childrep, eduetxtnuignome?7 wou'd cither sink in despair or riso in rs\ bothon at the social customs which compel them to spend their lives in this unroward« ing routine work. But here sgain comps another benutiful and hopeful suggestion Whenever the customs of society and family lifo recognizo the valuo of woman's routing labor in tho bhowe, and correlate it so that tho wife wiil never feel herself to be sioap}y a dependest, but an honored partnuor in the {:w of the homo, then in the work of wife and mother in tho home will wo find the n.ost congenial and enmpensating work {o. tho world, becauso wo will find work which has tho double quality of bsing compen-' sating in its nature and of commandiug thats ther equrlly necessary compensation -the freedom and opportuni'y for individual de- vel~n mut which comes through the inde- pend-at contrcl of money. | € 1 Gall on Economy. s Gail Hamilton recently expressed herself thus energetically, as sho always dooesgn. whatever subject sho writes, on the subje'fct k of economy : \ What is economy t Tho bouseo-mother must expend somothing-shall it bo patience * Shall it bo skill, time or coal 1 That depond>somewhat on what sho' has in sture. Sho may stand ovor the cork,: teach ber if sho bo teachable, guard the dampers and draughts, show hor by actual: demonstration that immoderate boat 1:21er certain cooking, and if she can do this she| does good work. Sho js helping hercountry| by making one skillful who was unskilled, before, But it requires much time and tem- per. If a woman have not both at com: mand, it is bitter to pass by on the other side. If busbind or children require hdxj, time, if it is all she can do to be quiet anj patient and ressonable, then it is better: ‘ let another hod of white ash into this stove. Life is more than coal. It is better' to wasto antbracite than peace of mind. Jt iq; is more economical to kindlo up a frosh fire | at roontido than to kindle a devouring a. :| am patched befo' an' bghind, he sports a A | kept until the marriage of the bride and Ah p said a little follow in the corner, \Ah Brother Gerdner's Viouws on This Im- portant Qusition. |C =. , '\ {f would in'fonm do club,\ said the presi- 'dert, us another rtarch box was dropped into the stove to warm fip the bick town- ships, .'\ dat de Hon. Pokydemus Whife, of Grenada, Miss., ames in (SF anty-room.! De germh'lan arrovo heah lag' night on fop a freight car. His objeck in wisitin' do norf om to doliber his celebrated leektut’ en 'How to Economize.' Hq has offerel to deliber it befo' dis club fur de sum of seventy-five cents, which am cheap touff fur any sort of a lecktur] on any sort of a subject. But I has informed him dat we doan' want it. It am plain to mo dat he has been economizin' radder too much, In place of an obercoat ho a yard of Brass watch chain. In place of thrae meals por day he seems to prefer pne meal an' two drinks of whisky. Whilb do hesls of his butes am all run ober, ho wars a glass diamond under his.chin, While his firéqsera galvanized watch dat probably cost $6. (Gem'lon, do way to econoxilizegm to save seventy-five conts by not 'cpptin' de offgr of dis leckturer. W hat de mqéas’ of us doan' know 'bout economy 'no stranger wid astiff lpneo kin cui along an' teach us. Whpn a raetuber of dis club keeps fo! chillen in sk#ule, pays rent, \has a Sunday duit, eats oygters twice a week an' doan' pwo de, bubiiher or grocer, an' all on a salary of $6 per wpok, P reckon he has got de economy bigness down to as fine a pint as it kin be worked. Pe committee on recepshun of stat -smen, will purceed to de anty-rosm an' remark t> | do Hon. Pokydemus White dat wei bas decided not to h'ar detloctur' at 'any price. Hint to him dat he M bettor l‘énve de city on some of de night trains. (Tell 'bim dat bis lectuzg will probably draw crowded houses in Toledo an' Cleveland.\ Sir Isane Walpole desired to state, before presing tho bean-box, that .the Hon. PTky— demus had been roosting alt his bonso! for twenty-four hours, and from the way he passed his plate three times for meatand potatoes and got away with bread and lyut- tor it was, plain that he yras an e€9no§nist only in words. He woulda't board hiin a week for less than $27. ' S AVERY MEAN JOKE. . i t That was Played by Some Very Whihed Tinsmiths, J About twenty years ago, says a Fon du Eac paper, occurred a wedding in that city upon a grand scale. In the course of the evening a guest sngggsfed that one of the. \wedding cakes be sealed in a tin box and J groom'a.first born. Orne of the most deli- cious cakes was selected and sent to a' tin shop, with proper instructions. As may be supposed, the tinners yearned for that gake and soon it was divided. The tin box which tad been prepared for its reception (was then filled with water-sogked ashes, care- fully sealed and sent to the blushing. young ecurple, who, remembering what was expect- eg cf them and their prospective offspring, - took it tenderly in charge, and guarded it well. In course of time a son was born to them, who is now nineteon years old, and, it is said, will ero long be married. It 'will be rn amusing, sight when the box is sol- ewnty relate 1 brought befgro the guests; its little romance and the seal of years brokon in thepreserce of the company. t WHO PETER Y A8. & Subday School Boy's Idea of the Matter. . to . A clergyman in Maine, who objerted to the use of illustration calculated to provioke mirth :in his Sunday school, one day ofiéred to address the children in order to show that they could be entertained, as well as in- structed, in a serious fashion. © Children,\ said he, \I am going to tell you about Peter. Who knows who Peter was ?* Still no reply. \ Can any little boy or girl in the school tell me who Peter was ?\\ \ [ can,\ that's a good boy. Now you come by imy side. and stand up on this chair, and toll those big boys and girls who Peter was.\ in tho heart over trying to savo it. A: woman of fortune living in the country is, praised becauso sho does her own housq-r work. Sho is called \ amasrt,\ capable, ' energetic, independent. I do, not praiso hor. I tolerate the © smartness\ becausp I1 know the difficulty of getting good service ih the country, and because of a profound belief in thoe right of every woman to ap. range her own lifo in her own way. | do not admire any one for doing lower war} ; when ho might bo doing higher work. It is higher work for an ' intollectual woman to | teach an ignorant woman how to mako bread than it is to make tho bread herself. | It is higher work to administer the govern- ment of a housebold than to do the work of a h#usehold. Sombminds are incapablo if adtpinistration ; thoy can do only sMid, siiaw g] glo, steady work. Let thom do it, in: heaven's names. But let us not praise,t:£§}% supgriority, tho incapacity which is {Magi iority.\ t * « ¥es, Eut_-_- \ in t \ Well, how do you like tho now mi *| ister ?\ sho asked, as they came out . of. church together. - ;I ©\ Ob, I hardly know yet.\ , '' But wasn't that a splendid sermon 1\ |; ~ * Yes, I suppose so, but I am not eutirely . satisfied yet. I sat so far back that Lcouldn't : see bim vary well. 1 did so hope we would, i get a minister with long eye-lashes and i& Grecian nose !\ | e Kennody's Pils Romedy. A4 I will give $50 for any case of piles, t cl tarrh, old sores, sait rheure or infam -i txey shoumatione that I cannot curs. j Isaac Eimira, N. Y. ‘t 1 Price 50c. and $1 per box ; by mail, $1. J a shrill voice repeated : ; But I; | The little follow mounted the chair, and in 1 £0 \ Peter, Peter; pumpkin ester, f Had a wife and couldn't keep her.\ ° : At this point ho was stopped by the alarmed clergyman, but not before the children were roaring with laughter, as they took up the rhyme and repeated ij to the close, They all know who Peter was. 1, He Emanu- Mr. Oppenheimer, Mr. Levi, Mr. Rosen- | baum, Mr. Einstein and Mr. Greenfigldé rare enjoying a social game of draw-poker after dinner. Mr. Oppenheimer, who is host, ro- turns to the room after a brief absence, and finds a hand has been dealt him. ° He picks it up. It is king-full. He skins it over very carefully. It is king-full still. He glanced inquiringly of?\ his guests. ; *' Who doled tem carts ? Mr. Greenfield replies : «Chakey Hinstein.\ - ' Oppenheimer gives the king-full . another careful going-over, It looked vary large-certainly. None of! the kings have got away. i ~ But he sorrowfully lays: it down without betting. 0604 6 & s¢ I pm.ll , ; Mir, Rosenbaum deals and the | smo pro- ceeds. ' ¢ .*,* \Too late to whet ithe sword when the trumpet sounds to draw it.\ But never too lato to whet your appetites by taking Kidvey-Wort, restoring health and making yourself a well, strooug, hearty man.. It is unequaled as a remedy for all Hiver, bowel 'burtaopd. Pa; No. 12% Joe Eimira, so. f- tour readers can furnish the informatiop EP\ Adaress all Paradisé, Telegram afice.] Original contributions are regnoste Write on but one gide of the papor, An: enter but.one puzzle on & page. lunatic-Puzzle- of Last Whiek, ~ 1220.-Trusting that the Trrrorax Ando Hone grow N kts of cach cr T , On me a photo beam??? hile 126 —BeOBAB 1202.- 8 I ON Y A LCED 0 B ERE NEC ~ 0 CT A YO D I L A 6 B§ACON D EL I v R A V O K E M E N a C EC BOQNEN . REPAST 193.-Dandelion. 1264.-Liberty, s rg. 1265.-O A RS M A N 1266.-F A 8 8T AC ACI NE .- Aa BRIEF T A. RA M EN C A 8 I L E R 8°C EPTER TEL RS . MINT A G G ETIEIN N B L AN TEG GS 8 T B RIN a L NEAREST T A R BK L % Ne. 1267.-Prize Urypto Dwanrcxzm, RXZDO MXOA .T OELMXOE HOEMGD RGDZNOF, PFOYVWOEMDA HGBO! ZEFYGSP WwEYE EXATZRGD YFLG®ZTH. BXM NWFE MXO HZBEZLXM YZD, BmGxakKTOX,.N. Y. . Pr Fifty cents for first answer. i No. 1268.-Prize Double Diamond. ___ (To Pygmalion.) * Across-1~ A letter. 2. A chart, 2. lOne who has the leprosy, 4. Ladios' vests. | 5.%A statute. 6. Covereqg with a species of infloreskence 7. btripped of hair. 8 Asseribliss. 9. Estimated. 10. a seripiure proper name. 11. letter. Dovin-1. aleiter. 2. An errand boy.} 3 Pests. 4. A German doctor (17561803). 5, kelating to medicine. 6. One who sttrrenders. 7. Embezzled muney from the public funds. 8. Told. 8. Gluts. 10. A color. 11. Alétter. © ErxkKin&a, N. Y. ye d HM. Fifty cents for first answer. |° > fo. 1369.-Prizg, Diamond 1. A letter. 2. A prefix | 8. Tho gfound em- closed for a race. 4 Candlesticks orkamorted with pendants of small gless. 5 Al tows im ._ 6. g.. 7. ., 8. C - Effigy g. “AéE’aufifQ; 10. A§%‘¥53éfa3n fo [325130111 11. A letter. E Nsw ORLEANS, La. a Twenty five cents for first answer. No. 12 70.—Nume1$qial. ® '(To Gertie.) *' Whole was a philosopher, 1, 2, 8, 10, 4-te unite ; 3, 4-an implement; 5,6, 7, priest ; 11, 10, 7-a cvior,. © Trra. Aysurx, NY. , No. 1271 -Lettor Ropus. M l --- soo IX - ” Houma, N. Y. R. I |. F9K% , No. 12%2.-RSquare. | 1, A plant used in dyeing reed. 2. To reach any place. 3. One who guides,. 4. Holy. 5. Occurrences. 6, To cease from action again. : - New FoRK ort. Max Suse, 89; 1273.-Progressive Half Squgre. 1. A letter, 2. An exclamation» 3, article of dress. 4 Abbor. 5. One who doétests. 6. Evil minded people. - tot LET DaLB CAXDOB, N. Y. ' Ko. 1274.-Oharade. (Ho Hindo.) The landlord's rents had all been paid ; In gleeful affirms he Upon the table then arrayed bpo l Glasses, for others three. & The four, with glasses filléd, sat dowra, Apd each befizan to sup. # \ A game we'll hava, and here's a crown, Let's call it 'seven up.'\ ® The deal was mads, from each and, burst The cards. All but four were go Hope played the Secona. Deak the Kirst, Hindoo pray One Two me not. CUBA, N. Y. > Q I® Bxss. No. 1275.-Double Letter Enigma. ° a + In talker and stalker, but never in low, In tatter, but never in kill, | In glaver and laver, but never in gow, In patter, but never in still, , In rattle and battle; but never in low, In garden, but never in mill ; He was known in common parlaffce As a \ bum ;' He had upon. his nose t _ The stamp of rum, , But he walked into the Priemal | With & leer; ! Ordered from the Last a sand wich «And some beer,. (For you know that all those' graugers Aare not meek, And ho was no exception * With his cheek.) _ © | The Total glanced him over Carejesly ; With a wink to the bystanders, - P Enlist“. \ said gs, - f .\ Have you got the necessary? Don't get wild. j Now I would not insult you | For the world.\ * But he hardly pad begun Wher the \bum With a hasty glance aroun Saw \ ®ot suited \ e 818123611 on every face in there, Made & run, Followed -by a parting kick, Then he \ scooted.' New Yoar crrvr. Gof mute-n. ° ANSWERS NEXT WEEK |- - orn Tug Prize Winners. *Solutions to the puzzles of two ‘v‘feks' ago“ > | # were received from a. (C Lock, A. P. Rin:er, 4. ¥. Beers, B. T., Bobby, Cleopatra J Con R W.tols, C A Carpsuter, Dap, Jian Manzir. G. W. McClure. Ned Hazoi, malion, Portia. Que-n Bess, Qaiz, Ir. Pot, - Florence, - Abel eel, ay _- Wil liams, WHl A. Mote, Will I. am. The (prizas are awarded as fel:own: No +256 J. L Coprad, Mar- athon N. Y.; No.12%57 G E ~ . Y.; Nw. 1259, Ned Hazel, Aorora, il.. Prattls wits Puzzlers. square is accapted. | Frpurnx.-The cryptogram will appagr soon. BarxvAarp. -Thanks for the last bafch. Sha remember you. B T.-We always alow for time and distanse in awarding prizes | * Txro.-The diamond bas beer placed amomg our accepted ones A. Crock, Trow Boxs -Your especially the anagram. , NEp for the cons. Will en- desavor to reciprocate. &. E. M.-Your cryptogram, though rather easy, will appear in due time. B. N. R- We are glad to admit m circle with your confiibutions. you to our Tyro.-The ontire batch is accept see you taking so much interest. Glad to Au.yrsTtEr.-You must send us your rlamo, else able ome puzzleg\are good -> #6 shall not publish your puzzles. Jor.-The oryptogram is a very crad for the first attempt, anc will be used. The Aurora Index hns & fine puzzle depart- - ment, under conticl of Ned Hazel and [Kian Mysecr, Marcar.-It is with pleasurd he gates be paracise to you. I133mm v $9231) m, £ égggzfichénh—SWSB have tmo fine turns-d: euswers accompany tho Plenso supply the deflcfency. pouy thom. Persp Soopers -We do not know wherd ns obtain a \*' Bijou Gazrtteer \ Pflrha‘o £33131; 'Remember that the eleven letter diam test concludes on May «st, Sevenr-lettg intended for competion must reach m tth. Nomericals entered fort 5 here by i i4th, or the prize >A Fap SEW; charada, of not more thin twem- ty four lives in length. received berm? n twom- wo will gt ty tomts and twenty five conts vill be piven fo x ino merit. up your 4 fas the ond con- . must get une Taf, ~ soventy-five cents. Fifty d a and kidnoy disguises. All; druggists kpop end recommend it, ® 1 f B Ae 0 n\ ; \ ' * ~ i 1L! j ;' ‘ m r s a Kot \oa a maohinés, ohilf grind the Ferses out. on, andl . © | * _ ht IA _ Mi Le, M sobs 25,\ 24 . Pq 109 baa's Pf uas £111}?er V $o
