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Five ate h :d and we ougut no doubt, would Orleans elua * soon to agltato A Na see a dying man. saide thy mat, 3 \ will Deen & YOTY bid lat, +r \. followed 1\ no haps foaf & esentative. aga on the goel from Now Yo-« Ais numerous ous in wishing 1a coarname®it, have every rea aad Ingowou® joys a record _.f bs progu will ugrags oro r‘nml imore Am pinlou. ans to Brother of ths vol'an jg of speot- a~o stiil of the a chiss club.-~ lng. B mert of life, be at least negatively happy. . C N 1, d stirred quickly # Wick oven, a g”- two dessert 3 thy < Rar; pour the custard over the oranges, stir ¢ 40, fjp®the oven for a few moments to brown ; let it E ¥ \* apples,. $ is?!“ them. Make a syrup of half a pound of Jf [\?)es and lemons, sHoed. into the syrup and & \U gently until the apples look clear ; then take \ \mh gr; rhenmatism that I cannot cure. 20 ta 0 al % 05s 1 & a mo a i to, - kook 20 C. woe 20h sot p + %> i * < i f ) : was e eves css eds IN SILENCR PaRCED. poparted in silence, wa parted by night, on the banks of that lonoly river, R gpore the fragrant limes their boughs uaite, p mot-and we parted forever. ght bird sang lfind tha stars above i any a touching story, > of“ £315 long paseed to the kingdom of love Whore the soul wears its mantle of glory. we parted in silence-our cheoks were wet With the tears that wers past controlling, we vowed we would never, no never forget, And those vows at the time were consoling ; put those Hips that echoed the sounds of mine, ' Are as cold as that lonely river, d that eyo. that beautiful sptrit's shrine, Hasghrouded its fires forever. And now on the midnight sky I look, And my heart grows full of weeping, Fach star is to me &A sealed book, gems tale of that loved one keeping. geferted in silence, we parted in tears, Ou the banks of that lonely river ; | put the odor and bloom of those bygone years ghall hang o'or Its waters forever,. the pi [Gd HOME DEPARTMENT This department will be devoted to matters per- tating to the household,and embraces articles on food, dress, care of children, domestic work, ° recipes, and other things of 17612114? interest asd Importance. We shall expect our lady griends and readers to\ contribute, and, there- fore, gek them to send,sddressed,to the, \Home . popartment, Tergorax,\ such article? of sug- gestions as they may deeimn of appropriate in \ forest in conneoti n with our new feature, It lergely depends upon our lady readers to make ths department attractive and of practical value, and we confidentiy look to them for a gomereus response to our request for soatr- butions. Le WILL SOME ONE SEND IT? Will you be kind enough to insert again, in rest Sunday's paper, \ Grandma's\ recipe for vipegar pie, and oblige a lady réader of the TELNGRAM ? h uesExE, N. Y., April 19, 1983. # Repiv.+-We have no papers'eft with the racipe &. Will some of our readers kindly it. to uso we can republish It? _ % WOMAN'S wopE; The quiet fidelity with whic dishwash ber dife Away for hér husband and chilaren is a marvel of enduric*e.> Here is th- wrvitade of woman beavies:-no sovaer is har work done than it requires to be done again. ¥en take jobs, work on them. finish them, and a woman will i they are over for good and all. The prospect of 4 ding them and drawing pay for the labor is altring, but to euch allurements are beld ort for the wife. She washes Monday after Mon l iy the same earments until there is nothing mote of them to wash ; then ghey are replaced by stherg of new material just like them, and tai« iwbbing and wringing goos on forever. Sh, merpds the stockings with tireless fidelity, ths mme holes meeting her gaze week after week,. for if there is a darned place in a souk \he\ fa- % variably puts his irrepressible too through It. Every morning the rooms are put in order, ouly to be in the wiidest dig by the tine nigut ¥ falls, There are no jobs, each one different, n - pay. The same socks, the same washing, the sme room every tims. 'There is too litile brightness in the lives of women in the conn'ry. They have too little help in their domestic v wu pagons. The \nurse\ in a hoase. where thero is a baby to cih'e for ought to be set down as one uf the regular expenses as much as the po- # tatoes for the family. §) of body and mind is worth more than addi lonal A mother s health bon actes of land, or finer live stock. The heart should not be allowed to grow old. L'fe shouli sot have lost its charm, the heart its an 1 the body its elasticity at forty years. And yet @ row many women are faded and wan, and shat trd in mind and heulth, long before they aro fkny. Allthe joy of-ife is not in youth's morn If wa so will it, wo can, to the last mo- PRACTICAL RECIPES. . Cory Brean Wirxout Euos.-Ewo cups of co n | meal, une cup of flour. two cups of milk, two tbleepoonfuls of melted butter, two table- A apoeonfuils of sugar, two waspoonf{uls of baking powder. ' @. Brown Brzap -One cup of corn meal, one cup af Graham flour, one cup of sous milk, one cup § i'warm water, one half cup o° muladges, one Itaspoonful of soda, a little salt ; steam tro bours. Serve at table bot. Frexcn Toast. -Beat four eggs very light ; stir al Tith them a pint of milk« slices some bread ; dip th pleces into the egg ; lay them in a pan of hut ld; fry brown; sprinklo a little powder-d wgar and cinnamon on each piece and serve hot. M iif these together and add one quart of swaét '% uilk, one cup of molasses, two teaspoon'uls § sf soda; add a little salt, and steam for four \WU. Barme Poworn Biscurr.-Take one quart Gf ($ four, three teaspoonfuls of baking powder, .oiz * thoroughly, then rub in butter or lard the size of megs, and wet with milk, stirring with a spoon tl thick enough to lay on the molding-bourd. tut thin and bake in a quick oven. « Baren Oxusuiertrs.- Bot one half pint of milk 1 I1 the fire and stir in one half cup of flour mixed vith a little cold milk and salt; when scalding Ist beat the yelks of six eggs and add thom, tr in whites and set immediately in the oven ; lake twenty minutes and serve as soon as done. Corx Starce Carz. -One and one half cups of kar, whites of six eggs, one-half cup sweet »ik, one and one half cups flour, one-half cup tom starch, one half cup butter, two teaspoon- fuse? cregan tartar, and une teaspoonful of sod; to flavor. After all is well mixed add one- lait cup cold water. C* 20 -To three egps, the yolks beaten | \C7 light, add one quart of milk, a piece of but- | !t the size of an egg cut in little pleces into the 4 Blk and eggs, three coffeo cups of flour, a little ] alt three teaspoonfals of baking powder, and y. the whites.of the oggs beaten very light to the mixture. Bake in a J Propixa -One quart of milk, three ¥pJonfuls of com starch; use * yelks, com starch and milk and muke a fled enstard ; let it stand until cold ; pare and ¢ four oranges in a dish, with, two cups of logether, then put the whites, well- beaten tha little sugar, on the top of the whole, set itt tery cold before serving. Arris and quarter tart apples. Md mix them gently with one lemon for every and cook till a strgw will pass ite sugar to each pound of apples ; put the \D Up carefully, so as not to break thom, and an ounce or more of gelatine to the syrup. rd Ist it boil up, Then lay @ slice of lemon I tach Apple, and strain the syrup over them. Kennedy's Plie Remedy. I‘mgive $50 for any case of piles, ca- 1 old sores, salt rheum or inflamma- - Isaac Kennzor, Elmira, N. Y. j Price 50¢. and $1 per box ; by mail, $1. R a PREPARATIONS PGR THE Tdreuniarn CONCLAVE IN SAN PB aNCISOO. Accommodations for Visttors {Commun- geries Wanich Will be Prosgut- Places Assigned. 'San Franrc:s00, April 18.--\ never does anything half way}? said an gustern gentleman rocently, \ ahd I have no doubt that \the triennial c clave of Knights Templar next August in| your city will be one of tho most succekstul over held.\ To this ond some twentylflve com- mittees and several hundred Kuights aro dustriously applying themselved, and the work has already passed boyond| tho pro- liminary stage and is assuming tangible 'The committses are ende voring at this early day to provent the confusion and mistakes usually incident to such thorings. An incorrect impression has goue forth that the accomu®dations of the city will bo totally inrdequato for the numbe expscted to be presont. This arrose from} tho fact that the large castern sought querters as a body,and our hotol pristors were loath to promiss to some five or six commanderies, rffambering from 200 to 400 Knights, mauy lof who would be accompanied by their wikes,untess they were certain thoy could fill tracts. In fact, as will be seen, kmple ac- commodations will be provided ffr all, no matter how numerous may be thd visitors. COMMANDERIES TO BK PRESENT. The number of commanderies ignifying intention of being present to date li: as fo'- lows, many of them havinz an ngdnt in this city who has secured or is contrécing for quarters : Apollo commandery of Chicago (with 1(0 la- alifornia 3 dieg).....22 22.22 22222. sel ee ak 400 Grand commmandery of Connecticut. Crand commandery of lowa and .... aus Grand commandery Sf Indiana « . 2222 89 Grand commandery of P-nnaylvanmial ... .. Bi) Columbia commundery of Washingtog, D.C. 1°0 Damascus commandery of St. Paul, Minn .. 10) «rand commandery of Ohiv about). Grand commandery of Col. rado . _. Ban Franciseo club of Pennsylvania f Grand commandery of Mi higan and|{essort (about'.... ... aaa se ke Grand commandery of New Hampsh 1r~ ..:. ...... Grand commandery of New York noudjescort 4 » tirasd comimandery of Wis :ousin e lw» Ascalon club of &t Loul« .. s.. 2 vil. 150 Grand commandery of Midsour| ... ... 0020 #10 Raper commundery drill corps of Indiana. 1» Crand commpandery of Kansis ..... &) Grand cemmandery of Maine .. .... gee 1%» Grand commandery of Alabama.. .. 1 .. .. im Grand commandery of Nebraska.... JL.; ... 1°0 Grand commandery of Misstestppl a ..... 110 Grand commandery of West Virginiag. ..... 16) Grand commandery of Virginia... ... .. 130 panderies aud tw. In the THE ACCOMMODATIONY, 1 Somg eighteen or twenty com; of this state, cone from Nevada from Oregon will also bo presen aggregate about 4,000 Kgights | come from the east, while are nearly completed for the ac gements ommeola:- tion of twice that number. bas alroady taken Ascalon, of and negotiations are uow pendi same hotel with the Detroit cor cess, Apollo, of Boston, will Palace, and New York and Phila change and Galindo, of Oakland, {wi take a commandery. Besides some 1,800 rooms are now engaged largest private boarding houses. PROGRAMME OP EXERCISE®. The programme of exercisos dp agreed upon is as follows, subject, however, to ad- ; ditions in the future :- Sunday afternoon, August 10th, thére will bs / diving service at the Mechaales' piavilim at | which all knights are expooted to atténd in unt ' form. A special committes has this dne feature in charge, and the decorations (jg expocted to be elaborate and the music unsurpasi¢ged, Monday, August 20th. at 10 o'cloock,'the grand ' review and parade will take place, [The pro- cession will form on Market, Montegq Post streets, near the Masonic teknple, and march to Yan Ness uvetfine, where it;[w vied by the grand master of the sq and com mandery. j Tuesday the grand enesampmen! ! corted by the grand commundeory to tle tomple and proceed to business. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, while the grand encampment is in session proceeding with business, & sories 0° excursions ground the bay, to Monterey, Santa Cruz and other parts of the state, and to the fishing grouniis and egg fields on Farralone felands (twenty{ive miles from here), will be carried on for thd benefit of knights who are not engaged 'n} the delibora- tions and others. , . Friday has been namod as the day on which the corner stone of the Garfield mon j ment will be laid in Golden Gate park. and um. will be a grand Masonic, militazy and civic dom [ nstration, with appropriate exercises at tho park Saturday the competitive drill be various commanderies will take placd « competed for. Either upon Wednesday or Thuysday the Knights will turn out and bo roviewsd by Gover- wor Stoneman and General Schofield, pommand- er of the division of the Pacific. Those visitors who contemplate taking a holl- day after the conclave adjourns will find, It is said, a good opportunity to visit ma r portions of the coast. Excursions to tho Yogemite vali- ley of Alaska, Puget Sound, Oregon Wash- ington territory will be arranged. | _ STREET DECORATIONS AND The streot decorations will boe ef¢pensive, appropriate and unique in (high. The principal arch will be sixty feat i r height, with a castlo and tents on tog and six figures of knights in armor, whilel|from the base to the summit templar dofligns will | stairs with a rat-trap sot inside it, abound. - Everything is to bo nuiéfiun}, the committees having determined to | absudon the wel worn grooves and tale a nbw , departure. This is more poticeal{le in the | prizes to be contended for by the! different commanderies. - Tho banner z'md is 9rd have been given the goébylh and in thhir places California gold anm ilvyer, ony: precious. woods, etc., fashioned by the skillful hand of the California artisan, elabprate in | design aud perfect in finish, will form prizes | worth contending for whose cost far exceods gll the banners and swords yet pro $ ented. | A an SUfDaYy MORNING TELEGRAM, APRIL 24, 1834, ~} R ' TENDLRFOOT AX KOM BS TONE, How a Littles Quostion in Grammar Was Botrties Within Three Hinutes, 1 A fow days ego a flash yeung man from | an on:tern college arrived at Tombstones, Arizona, and registered his name at the principal hotel _ A secially inclined person in @ bluo shirt and wide-rimmed bat, who chanced to be in the give, gosd naturedly answered every questish and volunteored a vast amount of interesting information about Arizona in general and Tombstone in particular, \Do you see thom hills 1\ asked the Tombstoner, pointing through one of the windows. \ Well, thom hills is chock full of pay dirt.\ Tho young man from the east looked shocked. \My dear sir,\ bo said proudly, but kindly, \ you should say those bills aro-not 'them bills is t*\ The Tombstoner was silent for a moment. He looked the young man from the east critically over as if ho was estimating the rizo of coffin he would wear. Then draw- , ing out an ivory-stocked seven-shooter of elaborate style and finish, ho said in a soft, mild, musical tone of voice that sounded like a wildwood brook coursing o'er its pebble bed : \ My gentle unsalted tender- foot from the land of tho rising sun, this here’s a pint that you and me disagrees on and we might as well have it sottled right now. I haven't ina grammar latolyt but I say 'them hills is 'is correct, and I'm. gcing to stand by that opinion while I've got a skot loft, I'll give you just three minutos to think calmiy over the subject, for you probably spoke in 'basto the first time, and thon I'll hear your decision.\ The young man from the east looked down the delicately chased barrel of theo revolver into the placid depths of the eye of the Tombstoner and began to feel that many points in greimmar are uncertain and liable to grow more fo. Then he thought of the coroner's inquest and of tho verdict : '* C. ns to his death by standing in front of Colora lo Tom's seven shooter,\ und of the loug pine box going cast by express, with $69 charges on it, and before half the three minutes was up he was ready to acknoaledge his error. ** Since be thought it over camly,\ he sai, 'he belived that 'them hills is,' is righ. He bad spoken on the spur of the moment,\ he added, \and begired a thousand pardons for his presumptuous effort to substitute ba I grammar for good.\ Tho Tombstoner forgave him freely, aud grasping his hand, said : \I know'd you'd say you was wron, after you thought a mament. I1 admire a man who gives right in arguing when ho kno«s he's wrong. Come along and irrigate.\ And they irrigated. ane ~- +- wor --amuse HOW OLD HE way A Father Tries to Get at the Age of H's - Offspring. He wanted to entor the boy at a public school!, and they asked the boy's age. \ How old is that boy ¢ Well, let ms» see. Thom clothes ho's got on are made out of my wedding clothes. First John wore 'em-he was my ollest boy. Ha go - drowned when be was eloven years old,and a likely lad he was, too. I don't reckon that there over was a smartor boy than that Jobn of mine. He could write his names and read out of a book when ho was ten years old, but he had to go and get drowned Jim was a baby then, thers was throe girls between Jim and John, and when Jim growed up hoe wore 'em. This littlé {fellor ! was nigh unto two years old when Jim ho ups and gets drowned. Jim wasn't much account nohow, a kind of a fool, took after his mother, That was-lot me seo, how long ago was that ! Woll, I disromember exactly, but it was long about-no, it couldn't bave been as long ago as thas-- \ ** But how old is the boy 1\ \ Well, I don't know, you'll have to ask his mother.\ A Misor Makes a Contract. A story is told of a misorly old resident of Auburn to the effect that several years ago he made a contract for his burial, Tho job was a cheapone, coffin attendance and all not to oxceed $50. The coffin was mado of pine, and was kept in thoe undertaker's shop until ho went out of the business, whon it was removed to his houss and kept against the time whon the miser should die. The undertaker has some time since fallen in the battle of lifo, Since his death a tenant has occupied his lato home,and as ho has objected to the presence of the sombor reminder of the uncertainty of human life -tho coffin-the migorly individual had it removed to his house, and had it stored up- Ho has promised his spouse that she may have it should sho require it boforo ho does, as ho thinks that he would have no difficulty in getting anotber just as cheaply when ho needs it. He Put In His Check. The agreement between two partners, Blum & Lovi,has just come tolight. It was to the effect that if they were successful in business, the one that survived the other was to 'deposit $500 in tho coffin of the defunct momber of the concern as a proof of his love and esteam. And it came to pass that Blum died and Levi felt very badly over it, But he was n conscientious Hebrew, and ho fulfilled his promjso to his partner very faithfully, The rabbi, who was aware of the contract,sent for Lovi and asked hime if he had put the $500 in the coffin. \ Yes,\ anid Levi. \ Did you put in gold or eilver 1\ asked 2 the; rabbi. '* Neither,\ said Levi, \I put in my chock payable to Blum's order.\ o Don't Ple in the House. \Tough on Rats\ clears out rats, mice, files, roaches, bedbugs ; 15¢. ' find fault with a mechanic when he does ill} | De you over praise a mechanic when hé - than they claim to &e. Color over that 9k}? , dress. It will look like now. Only tenceonts, | noone c enn meno dol onn 4 SPIRIT | AN INTERBESTI®G REAMON BY Pun XOTED DB. TA LM 1GE - He Aaks Poople to Speak Encouraging. Vordsto tho Busy Pullers In the Bvery-Day Buttle of Life. Dr. Talmago preached laxt Sunday mora- ing to a great congregation on the rpirif of hcipfulne+s. Tis text was from Galatians vi:2 : \Bear ye one avother's burdeas, g04 so fulfil the law of Christ.\ Ho spoke of the general tendercy to selfishness, and the proposition of Paul in the text to split yp | the burdens of life. Anl what you and I mort need to learn, he continued, is tha spirit of helpfulness. Encourage the mer- chant. If be bave a superior style of goods, ° tell him so. If he bayg with his clerks adorved the show windows and the shelve £, compliment bis taste. If ho havo a goog business lcality, if he have had a great success, if ho have briment prospects fog the future, recognize all this Be not afraid that bo will become arrogant and puffed up ° by jour approval and your encouraging ' words, Before nigbt some sh-p guing per- ' son will come in and till him that his prices | cre exorbitant, and that his gonds are of an ' inferior quality, and that his shop wind ' gave promise of far better things than jhe © {found inside.© Before f THE NGHT OF THE Day merchant thero will be some cra«k, male or I female, who will come into the store and | depreciato é'i'erything and haal down ' enough goods from the shelves to fit out a | family for a whole winter without buying a | cent's worth. If the merchant bo a grocer | thero will bo some one before night who will como into tho establishment and taste pf this, and tasto of that and taste of somes thing elso, in that way stealing alLthe profits of angthing that they will purchase-buy- l; ing three apples while they are eating on orange. Before the night of the day when ' you approve that merchant he will have # ; bad debt which ho will have to erase ; a hmq i debt made by some one who has moved '. away from the neighborhood without givifig / any hint of the place of destination By- fore tho night of the day when you have | uttered encouraging words to the merchant, | there will bo some woman who will retura | to his store and ray she has i LOST HER PURSE, ta she left it there in the store, she brought gt there, she did not/tat? is away, sho it is there, leaving you to make the delicate: and complimentary inference that you ferto make. Beforo night that merchans!' will hear that somo style of goods of which} he has a large supply is going out offhshionéfi and thero will bo some ore who will coms. into the store and pay a bill under protest}?! saying he has paid it before but the receipty ' has been lost. Now, encourage that mar}: chant, not fearing that he will become arro- | gant or puffed up, for there will be baby's I night enough unpleasant things said to 154.31“: him from becoming apoplectic with pluthv ‘4 of praise, Encourage nowapaper mon. Dgé' you know how many aunoyances they have? If you know how many, if you understoal' how that their most eleborate artic'e is.\ sometimes flung out, because thero is such great pressure on the columns, and thit pl good report of a speech is uxpecbeifalchougb the utterance bo so indistinct THE DISCOURSE A is one long strnographic guess, and that the!) . midvight which fiads you asleep domancieg that they bo awake, and that they dro socag-/ times ground between the wheels of a: | - great brain manufacturers ; sickened at this often approach of men who want compli-, mentary newspaper notices, or who wadt newspaper retraction ; one day sent to rd< port a burial,the next day to roport a pugii-w istic encounter ; shifted from place to pla by suddon revolution which is liable to fink?! place any day in oar great journalistic eg tablishmeonts ; precarious lifo, becoming mo?! and more precarious. If ygoufunderstood it' you would be more sympathetic. RBeaffablp when you have not an ax to be sharponed' on their grindstone. Discussin your mink: what the. century would be with | out the nowspapors, and give encouragifig words to all who ars in this interest front; the chief of the EDITORIAL DPPARTMENT | down to the boy that throws the morning] or evening newspaper into your basoment window. Encourage mechanics. Bo not i nmong those who never say anything to &' mechanic except to find fault. If he has done a job well, tell him it is splendidly | done. 'The book is well bound, the door i} | well grained, the chandelier is well swungf the work is grandly @ccompflished. Be nog among thoes employers who never say anyf- thing to their employes except to swear a them and find fault with them. Do not b afraid you will make that meclianic s§ { puffed up and arrogant that he will neveg' again want to be seen with working apro on or in shirt sleeves, for before tho uigh comes of that day when you praiso and I COMPLIMENT THAT 40 thero will be a lawsuit brought against hir | because he did not finish his work as soon ay | be promised it, forgetful of the fact that hig } wifo has been sick and two of his childres . have died of scarlet fever, and he has had &' ¢ & felon on s finger of the right band. Ds } nounced perhaps because the paint is sq got a appetite dat would p very faint in color, not recognizing the £53.“ , that the mechanic himself has been cheatef ‘ out of the right ingredients, and that he dié ( not find out the trouble in time ;. or scolded at because he ssoms to have lamed a hors) by unskiliful shoeing, when the horse hag‘t 'old she, ; for months been spavingd or ringbone of: springhalt. You feel you have the right to: does well t iC a < -The Diamond dyes always do moré’ '% OF | they took something at Haps’s expense, : heard ”the human race tfo+ ] mistake, 8 BREKZE my Sho Outflinked iHim in the Matter of $12 '\ u Now! Mat, 1 \_ MG, AND M +4 , flFMr.‘ Breesy, I1 really beliovo ymi aro [ ¢ Eosi ig all your pride,\ kaid Mrs. Breegy, as [glropped two lumpd of gugar in hof has- baxg 's coffee. “new? we were marricd 2. youlused to tog out-iress in an awfully way, but you dou't seem to care any- thing about your clohhqis now. Considering yout profession it is no more than good poligy for you to look well, If you keep on lookfug so seedy people; will begin to think | you have lost all your practice,\ \*I thought.I looked| well enough,\ said Mr. Breezy, making a 'flank movement on the amb chops, \ ._ - LUM suppose so,\ said bits Breezy. \You men?alway# think you look well snough iffiefiimggriage. Before you take us. poor, Adcluded women in your spend hours every day before the glass. [Your tailor is your god.{ You study the setof a tie, and think ord of the cut of a copt than you do of | Ring else in the world. That's the way Sct before you are married, Mr. Breezy. fag you have secured us poor, delyded, wom¥n, through your fine feathers,, you asked®@ Mr. Breezy. I F LJ hy, you shguld juét take those clothes end sill them to a rag picker. They look scan lous. That's just is-scandalous,\ ond krs. Breezy brought? her knife down on the ple with a tromendous thump. ;\ If I'd ever thought you were coming to look like g guy I should néver have married you.\ = 4 ' \T'geny looking like .a guy,\ said Mr. Breezy, \ I'm sure this éoac is in style, if that 1g whet you mean.\i . \* Tt style !\ cried Mrs: Breozy, \ while it looks ilike the garment o 'a tramp. I want you tuiget decent clothes for my sake, if | not for sour pen. Just iook at Mrs. Snub's husbagd's make up. Hq is what I call a | gentleman in looks as well as actions.\ ~* Oll, he is.\ bo C,. - Vils, and just think of how I feel when\ you célne streaking down the street in that old frigk coat and last yepar's ulster. If you only Buld look like Mr. daulfifl‘ “S? bs he-hum. I think you are the only pgrson, my dear, “410 finds. that I am wot a gpntleman in dress,\ said Mr. Breezy. '''No;j I'm not, Mrs. Supbs said-\ \ What the devil-\ | 200 !\ Mr. Breezy ! !\ f he ''My dear, I shall order; a spring suit in the morning, but-\ ; j \ Well.\ z '; That settles the spring bat. I cafmot- afford buy you a spring hat-\ j . ** Bug I've purchased 018, dear, and upstaiug, and the bill-\ 1 | ** Dope again,\ said poor, Breezy, bolting his coffée and leaving for the office. f wow- > A STORY-TEELEB. Uisneceeslul Way Hans Reported a Joke to a iii-Irena. ES is The Storp-telling is a trade; It is as natural and as-easy for some men ito tell stories as it is for them ito sleep. Some men are horn | story-tellers, and others can't tell a story to save th@ir souls. The other day a smart t a German on thj street and sq‘id : , Hans, where are you going ?'} going down town.\ 1 _\ Fige day for the races.\ | ''*'Races? What races ?? said Hans. - \ Tho human races,\ sald the Alec. pliers the Alec tapped s on the shoulder and 6 hearty laugh followed, after which Hansicontinued his journey, and a little further down met a frien , and feeling a little sore and dry he said : 1 \ How do you do, Henry 1\ \Well; how are you t\ | ** Gogd day for de trots, jch ?\ 66 D520“ 1 What trots?\ ''Hurgan trots,\ said Hans, with a chuckle and slafped Henry on the thoulder ard ¢ut- ting matiy shines. Henry was an Amerigan, and thif@was a new one to him. He had business, but when trots he Failed to catchion, he had o a on him, has no use for jokes. He can't see thrqilgh them, and don't to this day understand the difference between races afd trots-** thots are races, and races are trots,\ says Hdns, and that's all there is of it.\? Didn't Ksow Him. } tieatd. if necessary : a IAiveroool p j and pointed to the board. his r bas gone to Utica. 49-208, 80-R3, 12-16. **Problem Book \ by Dr Lucas. A 24s Tad HERE fer t ital 12 ik yas 141; \gi%7$1‘15§*’afl£ ors ._ Wie ia hae 22 mo rend fel y > PBM 2 HA > / Yk: : © lat 2 3: Ce X m + e B wos emm aie g» Address aB communications to Clucker Editor fle‘legmm office.} 4 ~1888 onmmerwssestayemer 11 sited from .our readers. ' aad, - Position Ne. 140, - (By Jack Straw.) / . ¢ : - Solutions to the tions, and positions or limb“ cation “3°31 mflfihmn Lews 8p to + -_ White to play and win, Pesition No. 150. _ . ; ~- WEEE. ~ | = White to move and win, \ /_ Mirrored and Mated. *\ A Loncashire correspondent,\ says the Leads Ayr cory ~ has favored us wich the lowing in- cigeut. which, he says, he is ' pr. para‘d o authen- € yer. being «xzfiten by winning his 'rouad' ina tng tourney 1.03 p@noing at the Toxteth sou{-} clfib, indaiged h \copfous Hibations _of rometning mixed with Imopudae and on his way hom; chiled at the Palatine to have 'another game' Hb sat down upporite a large mirror. arrarsed tug men on a ardught board conveniently tes\ hi #, raised his \yeaggmd discovered, as he an op- prepared to play with niin. | ie bowed, sctipn re- ppomeedt and, firally, byroming ex- abpe: ated 'at the mocking move men's which fol- lowe Ins actions, be imitated an e me be- txgen Willinm the Congigerer and t fizz-11109 of France by lif ing the board and aimifg a blow at bimadvereary's head - {here was a (shattering, - end a thower of fragments. of glus«, |a shaffiing of kvaiters' feet. a rempnstrhnee and hn explana- tigh which brought the bewildered dfaughts ce- vuten t«, the contemplation ot a scorp not quite Ro ye? sept as the one he had recoded at the T«jyeth ; but ene which, no d subi, originate a pinoent resolve on his part t> return to lemon- aok reat - Ah well) This may be trie; but we, . are nol without suspicion that it is a perverted virti n of an old, oid story chi-ciled lout of the «olun:rs of one of our facetious cheks contem- poraties _ _Anybow, it will be the t tms &~ draeh's devotee has indulged in ‘afipioue liba- . of anything 'mixed.'\ . Notes and Comments,. | ~~. life. after warming up the Buffaio- play» +- Arrangernents are being mads beftwem Mr. J. iA. Kear, of Bristol, Engiand , gn . d. Emih, of Spenuymoor, for a match of twenty games and a few pounds a a'de, to tak ate not far distant. taneously and Tin players of Leeds and sucocedb cloge and arduous sitting, in winning losing one game to Mr. J. Gopdall. -Mr. Henry Hulizer has resigned His as checker editor of the Cincinnati in favor of Mr. A. H. Nugle, of Bd While regretting Mr. Hultzers re: pment we welcome Brother Nage! to the active ranks a About Thag@ Tough Little To the Checker Leeds Mercury : | . Fir.-In your urgns of the 17th, der the heading \Tougflit e Nut,\ from the Elmira Tr:rEoRrAM, is the position-W. K-7.(20; B. M : 12, 22 P4. B.to move and win - I have to state tbat W. K. O shuld be a white man.) and the + olution 4s-RM-27, 7-11, 27-82, 1+-15, 8$-27, 15-18, Vide Ni. 92.“ Lyman's ) leurred as an erd game between myself and Dr. Lucas &cme years ago. I had the black men, /and when we came to the position Or. Lucas tirned the board 'round and pointed ou* the win, 'which we beth agreed was a beautiful one tol eccur in . acing) play. Dr. Lucas then promised to publish It. YCurs tic., T. J. Brown. Sku‘vxggm RoAD, Seaforth, March 27th, 1888. ' A Apathetic Australians. * The draughts players of Sydney are | apathetic race : and all wo can, rtir'them into action. We have tried tlate zomnamentswgnd get on matches, but have hith- ertq faued. | We have some first class players in Ney South Wales-from among whom ia team of ten, fifteen, or twenty could be picked-who would stand a show agains: a like nurmibor from any part of the other ealonies, and would give % néralty | do won't c tnd of the best lIinglish er Ameri $2.10 fish to do to beat champ—Bubuzlgmlli'ipfllszm n= ! Solutions to Positions. , No. 217 -By Isaian Barker. 0-1 8-11 18-98 1!-15 15-18 88-82 24-19 18-10 186- 7. &- 7 - 24-19 3- 14-17 £8-30 80-23 26-2 Drawn 2e-24 _ - | 9-3 _ 7-10 1a) If 21-22, then 8-8, 82-28, 8-12, 2 and blsck wins. , No. 2i7.-By Unknown Autho 1!-16, 21-25, 2:-23, 25-80, 23-31, 12-28, and gvhiba wins. Game No. 304.-Cross. I ** Mudder says come ter dinner,\ said a | Pit fain wor Sore Mesre. Otlgan and be?l to 01d Ofimrmhom ho njet on t’he treet. 1s 13:1; 11333; 13-1? 285.9; miu 1 4 $n «now yer, chfle.i Who'syerselt \Cf $o) i1g iL ifa) HH no hows .. TEE 1 tto #3 .l $6) 9 * onghter know msg, 'case T'se if“ s: fac iis bn a B h a Ao Bod $). <\ I tides sorter recclleck yer. A wise | 's 27-24 2095 | (014: 23-18 {til-2g ' chile rosy be putty well acquainted wid de $23 ad; 52:19 fifé 3&2; | gigs olé man, but de ole man ain't alers 'quaint- ,| 26 8-90 19450 segs 1011) - s8_se Pulls - - re gaa '] 11- -22 10-19 18- 9 27- [ ed wid fo wise chile. What's yer got in dat E45 é) $25 {7—11 R6-B1 25351 $553 hnn’, clifle 1\ | i 20-28 8-14 - 12- 8 19-24; W. won . é & - ) ther. betw th s 64 T.e cents mudder give fme ter get sqme 131“! , gangegh?fi§ck mgf’fier: $5111? fa yers, moat why\ in asd can, ( t (BD tt 0 pf ' 450. is 19-1 | \ Waq, gimme de money]\ and securing 10-18! arm2? 2127 | 14-18 27-231 17-13 it, he {font into a salogn, remarking: | 48} WX {fil #\ ifl) 14 «* Needq#'s 'speck myse'f to ish meat for | 22-15, 16-20 - 11- 7 1-100 14- 9| - sb-ze f . 19-16] 2}17 81-27 18-150 48-14] c sich a number of chilltm,au a 'oman what's 16:1 to gg 1-92 0 10-93 30471 » 52:13 |B P Boo S) PB - ._ 7 -125 Dra system.\ ' £32 26-28 25:23 3632 1942 Prawn - a_ 8 L Too Meau for Anything. \b 9 82-16 22-19 80-2) 13-10 | ~ , It was at the 'funeral of a dear friend, -- (* It's just like her,\ whispered one Indy' to | ,, ,, CMP® N° 38934932767“d,'“f \ mis another.’ \ I was dying to know just how | 23-19 £3125 22-18 2 10-16) 24-27 and to think of such mbamnoss | £15 60 $216 15] $4) [og in a solqzan moment like thsi There's no | 9-13 204% 10-15 10-11 -#] - 25 age onthe coffin plate ! Slip always wasa | il inde list ite 3505, ] selfish fixing, never would give anybody a si'fii‘s $217“) “3:1” ”fit; 25:3? fig: little pleasure when she jast as well as 19-16 ii2? Ufo 16 ai 16-39 - not.\ 4-80 ames = 104% S126 | 15 94 © #p a N nts, Ask for it. - -| * ° . awn. 15 ce + 09111511059, perry); (a) Supposed to bo a losing move. 25-22 nent cure. Corns, warts, bpnions, draws, ne comin os
