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m THE WATERTOWN RE-UNION. Was Laid Up In Bed Doin'i, HoweTer, Restored Mrs. Vogt to Heillh and Strength. Hasn't Suffered Since. \I had one of the worst caees of kid- ,n*>y complaint imaginable,\ eaya - Mrs, Wm. Vbgt, 6315 Audrey Ave., •VVellston, Mo., \and I was laid up In bed for days at a time. \My bladder was Inflamed arid„»the; kidney secretions caused terrible pain. Itly back was in flucii bad shape that when E moved thei pains were like a lcnlfe- thrust. I got so dizzy I couldn't Btoop and my head just throbbed with pain. Beads of perspi- ration would stand on my temples, then I would become cold and, numb, \My heart action was MRS. VOGX. affected and I felt as if I couldn't take another breath. I got so nervous an d run down, I felt life wasn't worth living and often wished that I might die so my suffering' would be ended. Medicine failed to help me and. I was discouraged. \Doan's Kidney Pills were recommend- ed to me and I could tell I was being helped after the first few doses. I kept getting better every day ahd~contlnued use cured me. My health improved in every way and best of all, the cure has been permanent. I feel that Doan's saved my life.\ Sworn to before me, HENRY B. SURKAMP. Notary Public, Get Doui't at Any Store, 60c a Box DOAN'S ••^LIV FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO, N. Y. In the Bath Before retir- ing, use with warm water and insure a restful night. It Refreshes (All DniSir.lBU.) Contains 30% Pure Sulphur. HHPittalr«WMikir Dy«, Biask or Brown, 600 Glenn's Sulphur Soap DJITEHT© Watson B. Coleman, rQI PII | A PatentLawjror, Washington • *• • •\•» • *» D.O. Aavlco and books iroa. Bates reaaonablo Hlghostreferences. Bestsorrlcos, . PARKER'S \I HAIR BALSAM A toilet preparation or merit. Holpa to ontdloate d&ndrutL For Restoring Color and Beauty to Gray or FodedHair. 60a. and $L0O at Drqgglats. W. N. U., NEW YORK, NO. 32-1917. The Crux. He'd never really been keen on sol- diering. He'd only gone Into the army be- cause he couldn't very well avoid it. But hitherto he had gone through with It without malting a conspicuous ass of himself. Now, however, that the moment was at hand, the moment that would really test him, he knew himself for a cow- ard. He felt a worm, a jelly-fish, no man —he felt, in fact, a conglomeration of all the emotions that analytical novel- ists, depicting their heroes in blue funk, had described at length in the days before there was a apper short- age. And the earth\ refused to open and swallow him. And even the opportunity of running away was denied him, for the brutal sergeant—he'd always disliked that particular sergeant—had set him in front of the first rank inside the hol- low square and was huskily whispering in his ear: \Now me lad, if yer will be a lblnkin' hero, go up and take yer medicine.\ \Corporal Smith,\ called- an officer, reading from a papery And Corporal Smith guiltily crawied forward to receive from the hands of the general the decoration he had earned in France.—London Opinion. True. \There's one sure way of keeping out of debt.\ \What is it?\ \Quit wanting tilings you can't af- ford.\ Experience is a high-priced teacher. It keeps a man hustling to pay the tui- tion fees. The happiness of some people de- pends upon their ability to make oth- ers unhappy. Pollen in cold storage has been shipped from Japan to Washington for use in hybridizing experiments. A Perfect Day should end—as well a3 begin—with a perfect food. Bay — Grape-Nuts with cream. A crisp, delicious food, containing the entire nutriment of whole wheat and barley, including the' vital mineral elements, so richly provided by Nature i n these grains. Every table should have its daily ration of Grape-Nutd. \There's a Reason\ v...... / ( ».A-'? ?$#&*** *,ij ; l **. '\•* *-* k r\ *: i' .'if .* ;•-*• V & •• •?• 1—Launching of the United States destroyer Caldwell at Mare Island navy yard, San Francisco. 2—General Christopoulos of the newly active Greek army questioning Bulgarian prisoners. S—General view of the cantonment camp at Leon Springs', TexasT GREEKS LEAVE FOR MACEDONIAN FW>W Greek battery of '75's starting for the Macedonian front to fight side by side with the entente allies. NEW YORK'S LAST HORSE CAR QUITS BREAD AT GETTYSBURG The last horse car in New York made Its last run at noon a few days ago. The start was from Bleecker street and Broadway, the eastern terminus of the line, Members of the public service commission, representatives of the New York railways and reporters were In the old car, making the biggest load of passengers It had carried for a long time. A week before it earned 15 cents In one day. RUSH Vt/ORK ON AVIATION CA1PS Carpenters working on new hangars at one of the aviation training schools \somewhere in the United States. 1 ' Bach day as more men join the air service the need for greuter training camps becomes pressing. Every camp is being enlarged for the great corps of flyers Uncle Sam is training. Ten-pound loaf of bread bilked on the fidcy-burg battlefield. This size of loaf is called war-bread, for It keeps In good ennditlon for three weeks. Uncle Sam's bakers turn out bread that delights the soldiers. ONE OF OUR HUGE SHELLS StudPnt offleer beside a 14-Inch pro- jectile, the weight of which is 1,070 pounds. In HIP bags are 825 pounds of powder, smokeless. Natural Process. \How did your wife manage to make the carpet man keep his ap- pointment?\ \Oh she floored him with her argu- ments and just nailed him down.\ With the Mosquito Fleet. First Sergeant—What's that wrig- gling object off there near the horizon? Second Mate—Guess It must bo a nervous wreck. I A BIG TOURING CAR FOR FIVE PEOPLE 234 stock model Saxon \Sixes\ travel 70,200 miles July 18 and set grand average of 25.9 miles per gal. of gas To give a national demonstration of the remarkable gasoline econ- omy of Saxon \Six\, 234 Saxon dealers joined in a 300 mile drive July 18. A grand average of 25.9 miles per gal- lon of gasoline was registered for the 70,200 miles of travel. Consider that this run took place in 234 different parts of the country, under 234 different sets of conditions, over 234 dif- ferent kinds of roads. Consider that these 234 cars were stock model Saxon \ Sixes \ not \ tuned up \ special cars, not cars with \doped\ gasoline. That proves that this 25.9 miles per gallon of gasoline is the ordinary, the average performance of 234 Saxon \Sixes\ taken right out of stock. And it proves as nothing else would prove, the gasoline economy your Saxon 'Six\ will give you. No other car in its class can match this record. Furthermore, these 234 Saxon \Sixes\ averaged 175 miles per quart of oil. And not a single instance of mechanical trouble occurred throughout the entire 70,200 miles. There is the proof that Saxon \Six\ is your kind of a car. Price f. o. b . Detroit, $935. Saxon Motor Car Corporation, Detroit v. No Difference. After witnessing the wonderful per- formance of a blind pianist one Irish- man remarked to another: \Be the powers, that's the best music I ever heard with me two ears.\ \He does pretty well for a blind man, doesn't he?'\ \He does, indeed, but I was Just thinking of wun tiling.\ \What's Dial?\ \It wouldn't make any difference to him If he wasn't blind.\ \Why not?\ \Well I wns walehtn' him all the evening, and he never looks at the piano, anyhow.\ \Filing\ an Affidavit. During HIP hearing of n case In the ;l(y court not long ago a rasping voice coining from an adjoining room dis- turbed the Judge. \lio you know what that noise Is?\ asked (he judge. \I think,\ said the attorney f»r the defense, \It must lie one of eomise! for the prosecution tiling an affidavit.\ As He Heard It. Little Raymond returned homo from Sunday school in a very joyntis mood. \Oil mother,\ he exclaimed, lis be entered the house, \the superintendent said something awfully nice about me in Ills prayer this morning!\ \Isn't that lovely I What did be say, pet?\ cpie.stloned Ills mother. \He said, 'Oh, Lord, we thank thee for food and Itaymond.' \—Harper's Magazine. Evolution. \An old bachelor, through no fault of his, uu.N looking at a little baby, and was expected to admire It, of course. \Well Mr. Bllnklns,\ snld the proud young mother expectantly, \is it not very lovely?\ \Yes—er—(hat is to say—er—tun— about how old must a baby be, Mr. Tompkins, before It begins to look like a human being?\ —Pearson's Weekly. The Quicker Method. \Molke 01 was just thlnkin'. Sup- pose ()[ had a lit an' yez had a pint of whisky, would yez kneel down an' put the bottle to \me lips?\ \Oi would not.\ \Yez wouldn't?\ \No; Oi could bring yez to yer fate quicker by standln' up In front of yez an' drinkln' it mesilf.\ Experience. .Tust pointed your house, eh? Why don't you put up a 'wet paint' sign?\ \I used to do that, lint I find Hint people aren't nearly so apt to run their hands over wet paint if they're not told that it Is wet.\ An Improvement. \He left his home all for her.\ \Why so?\ \Well you see, hers was the better home.\ Fulled Slates made 1,5(111,(100 auios In 1010. A Slight reservation. Miranda was an Incurable optimist and the embodiment of kindliness, hue would never admit that anything was wrong with anyone, although sometimes facts pushed her hard. Her young mistress had mnny suitors, an<l the latest recruit to the ranks could boast ns little In the way of good looks as was humanely possible. \OTnmd-looldng chap, Isn't he, Mi- randy?\ queried Miss Annette's mis- chievous brother, when the guest had depart -d. Miranda teetered perilously between truth and charity. \Oo'se he was,\ sue answered presently, with dignify. \Ilan'some 'ilntleman—hansome gin- tleman.\ Al Hint point honest}' got the upper hand. \'('en't'n she added consci- entiously, \fer bis features.\ Tulsn, Okla., newspapers employ girl reporters. Men all away to war. The more Innings a man has tho more lie enjoys his outings, ,„„,„, AT YOUR GROCER m Mm „ * ^lllllllllllll!lllln!inilllllllllllllllHllllniiii>> iiyiin«ii„ii.ioi™««iiu,. iiiumamuiiuMiiii luiiuiuimii oi«>iaiaallllUIUIIII||ilni|||||||||Ol||[ll!gigimlI r i l ff, l «r' J \ w ** 1 \^'' vsssBaEB^^iasassasXj^iMMNKjaam&Kmns Extent of Sympathy. \The young mini's story was n very affecilng one. lihln't he touch you?\ \He did—for five dollars.\ The world pays n man big money for minding his own business, but few men seem to realize It. * i If you can't keep up with the pro- cession don't ask the parade to stay buck with you. Nowadays the average small boy's ambition Is to ride, horseback for a moving picture show. I I,, i When Vour Eyes Need Care , Try Murine Eye Remedy ; No Smartlnc-iinst ISyo Comfort. DO cents at • flrHKBUtJ or mall. Wrlto for 1'roo iSyo Boon. ! WJBINEE»KKXMM>Y CO., CHICAGO | Bnvesifed $!©©— Ege#tira@d $2, ian Company 1st. 2nd, 3rd Hoffman Oil Company payed every $ 100 par stock- holder $2,900 in cash in 10 months. Company organized by Hoffman has already paid 70% cash dividends since June 1916. and 4th. Companies organized by Hoffman paid a stock dividend of 100% to stockholders. Hoffman's latest Company, which is \well under way. promises to be his beat. It holds leases for over 2,000 accesj has a number of producing wells and a refinery nearly completed. Thousands of people have been made rich over night in the investment of oil stocks. Thh tc your opportunity, Send for free prospectus. It may be the turning point in your life. Oil is the biirpest •want of the Country and large fortunes will be made by stockholders! Jew York City Fifty Broad Street 3H«!!»ramig8gBesBsaaM«^^
