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PLATT8BURGH SENTINEL, PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY M0BN1KG, ID Sentinel Block, Brinkernoff St., By W. Lansing & 8on. Rat«s of Advertising One square 1 week, $1.00 I One square 1 year, $8.00 One square Q weeks, 1.50 I * column 1 year, W.60 Ono square 4 weeks, 2.00 I X column 1 year, One square 4 weeks, a.OO X . . On* square 8 month*, 8.50 H column 1 mr, 00.00 One square 6 mouths,6.00 | Ouo column lyear.100.00 For other periods in proportion. Twelve Itaes or one Inch constitute a square. BoaineM Cards, not ocoHpyUtg more than one-half of an inch la space, $9 per year. Up«n each advertisement should be plainly writ- Ion the number of Insertions required. Legal advertisements published at tbe rates pre- Oare should be taken to write on one side oaly of tlie paper used. Whatever is intended for insertion matt be au- bentlcated by the name and addreM of the writer, ATTORNEYS. tTOHtP A TTORNEY AND COUNBELOB AT LAW.- Winalew's Bloot, Pittsburgh, N. T. A TTORNKY AND 00TJN8ELOB AT LAW, AND A. JU8TI0JC OF THE PEAUE.-Offloe in the OoHrt House, Plattsburgh, N. Y. WIL.MEK M. »UNN COUNSELOR 1 Building, Main 8t., O A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT Offloe, Burrough Bildi M i 8 Uta OUt Oo N A TTORNEY AND OOONBELLOB AT LAW, Beal Estate Broker, Offloe, Clinton Block, Mar- f aret Street, PUttsborgh, N. Y. «3 ^ HSNBY^. JOHNSON, A TTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW.- jStSSurgh, N. 1. Office, WlnsloW. Block, Qt Hw Square, opposite the P. O. \» JAMB8 TIE, A TTORN»Y fc OOUH8BLLOB AT LAW, AND NOTARY PUBLIC, Office U Margaret Street, BUSINESS CARDS. Z.C.PLATT&CO., INSURANCE! Office in Blake's Block, PLATTSBURQH. IEf H Q. PUTT. T. HEFFERIAR. CUMBERLAND HOUSE BARBER SHOP. PLATTBBUltGH, N. Y. II SHAMPOO! Has been entirely refitted; everything new; only practical workmen employed; no apprentices. JOSEPH HOAXJ, /B., Proprietor. T. T. FERGUSON, Architect and Builder, OFFICE ANB WORKSHOP IN REAR OF FOOTED STORE, Plans and Speoifloatlens for all kinds of buildings famished on short notice. I am prepared to do all kinds of building in the best manner, as I keep none but the best workmen, and from long experience in the business can guar- antee to give to au entire satisfaction. 49 Jtt,OYJa~L» CONSIST , ET A.NP GQUmRtiQB AT I.ATP, K*tt#- N. Y. Offloe, la the BaUey Block, Bridge . PATTI88ON, A TXORNEY AND 0OON8KLLOR, OUMTOK BLOCK, PtArwraoaoH, N. Y. W Beekwith, Barnard 4 Wheeler A TTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW. BUttsbnrgh, N. Y. Offloe nmi floor east of Trinity Ohnrob, north sl&e of the Park, FAUBCXDIl* WEE D A BMITH, ATOORHBYB AND OOTJN8BLLOB8 AT LAW, A, PUtUburgh, N. Y. Offloe on Clinton Street. #M w 8. PAIMSB B M 1M B on Clinton Street. Bun* M. 1MB . WINSLOW O. WATSON, Jr., A TTORNEY AND OOTJH8ELOR AT LAW, PUtto- , tnugh, N. Y. Offloe oorner Bridge and Margar- attention given to btutaeM In t Court. * Jan. 8,18M. OJL.A.KKL «fc JHA. r .TIdLA.W.A.Y A TTOBNEYB AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW.~ A. Offloe, Clinton Block, Pittsburgh, N. Y. Will UmiA to oauses in all the Court* of the State and Ualted States. iMdal attention given to oolleotlons and tetUe- BMBt Of Estates In Surrogated Court, *•., *o. Oao. L. OJUAM. V. T. HUTHAWAT. BiIoMAJgrriEJIMsl <fc HON, TTORNBYB AND COUNSELORS AT LAW.- f1ttth N Y Offloe over MoHaUie's Store, l business in Surrogate's p. m. BiIoMAJgrriEJ A TTORNBYB AND COUNS A.f1fttt»trargh, N. Y. Offloe o •T-TJwy will attend to all bu Carriage and Sign PAINTING Done Promptly and in the Best Style by ERNEST BROWS, PLATTSBBRGH SENTINEL FRIDAY MOBKING, OCT. 10, 1884. Mormonlstn.—The Other Hide. It will bo remembered that in the first September issue of this paper I quoted cer- tain vory plausiblo Mormon testimony; and at tho same time I r< irked that in the XPmmt 9t4e At Trombly»« Shop, PLATTSBURQH, N. Y. r*AU Work Warranted. 18Wm8 no io W. W. UTTING'S - TO BUY YOUB - Milk Pans. Water Coolers, Freezers, OIL STOVES! WILLIAMS k mm, Practical Slate Roofers I Siating done in the best man- ner, r, in any part of the coi try, at Lowest Prices. CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED. ce on Clinton street. Yard at k ff AIT AND 0«liE.£OT10N OFMCISS, ^ REAL E8TATE, INSURANCE I FINANCIAL AGENCIES. -OF- OHA8. H. MOOJRE, Attorney and Connselor at Law, 11 CU»to n St., Fl*tl-Uiirtrb, N. V, U KOTABY PUBLIC. HAS A SBAL. aTUriMM in all the OourU promptly and carefully ••tended to. BealSsUU bought and sold. Loans effeoted. OoU««tlODS a sj^oUlty. Deeds, Mortgages, Wills •ttd ftll paper* legally and Itaibly drawn. Itre and Life Insuranoe plaMMtd In sound and red bUOi Peuslonn obtained. 88 PHYSICIANS. U. 8. Ottloo, 5 M. IK, PLATTflBUROH, N. Y. Homoeopathic Phy sician, N. T. of Brinkerhoff ool BuUding. Oaoe and residence oorno •ad Oak Streets, south of High tfe Msttaborgh, April 31,1883. A. IAKPKIVTKR, v UiiEAii||Oambridge, Mass., ||IWHT £JAN UK CONSULTED BY LBTTBB. Vodlotue* sont by Mali or Express. TbiM part of my practice will receive spiclal M. P. MYERS & CO., ly«>r«' *«*w BUnk . Bridge(Street, Dealers iu Heavy and Shelf Hardware! IRON, STEEL, NAILS, Paints, Oils, &o., &o. Art's for Turwllllger Ac Oo.'s Halo*. PLATTBBUBOH, N. Y. OEMTISTS. DR. J. F. BAILEY, DENTI8 T, PIJATTSBURO.I, N T . Y. Office, Mentlu* B.T.MOONti. D. D.8. neat and tUormMii : MWl U> Ui« Uwt. l«ntther, or Nltri. tetotl pit Lll/ERY. = R. K. BROMLtY, LIVEtV STABLE! OOOD TOURNOUT8 Al.WA^H IN READINEBB Also a i«rir« nn« «»« Now H«U N««.<»H<I- lttiruu**<x for Hale. North Side of Court HOUBO Park PI,4TT\niJU»ll Lumber & Shingles 1 Dimension Timber, Stone Boat Plank, Sled limber,&c. i rOU HAI.K MY FRANK M. PURDY, MOUKIHONVILLK, N. Y. by telephone I - Uontlon. iitANK } Tickets for Sale POINTS WEST! Any Houle Desired. w Baggage Checked Through jm GEO.H.pATOHELDER, Agt . O« 4c 1J. «!. K. H.« COAL! H AVING 8E0UKED A. FRESH STOCK of tho best D. & H. Coal, of all aims, and best Smith's Coal, at the loweBt prices it can be bought for cash, -we are prepaved ;o sell the same as low as any good, olean 3oal can be offered. With an offloe over .own, in Winslow's Block, scales and weigh sffioe. at the Delaney Coal Yard, a conveni- ent place to load, careful men to sore«n «i<l load teams, close attention to all de- tails in delivering, and fair dealing, we re- spectfully ask a continuance of all old cus- tomers and a fair trial from new ones, five us a chanoe to deliver when coal is Iry and screens beBt, and wo will give slean ooal. lfill) WILLIAMS & WILOOX. H«r,i>ANi>. J. F. THOMMWM. HOLL&NI) & THOMPSON, St8 Ami Manufacturers of and Dealers In h and Low Pressure Steam Heatlnp Apparatus. K H T I M A T K H F It U N I H II K I> )n (Jut moat Mmhrn awl Apjtroved Plans for treating with titmm, (Uiwnhtx, Pri- vate IhwllinrjH, Ilotflh, Factories, ami (1-twn IIOUMH. HEATINQ FACTORIES BV EXHAUST STEAM I PLUMBING ft. GAH FlTilNQ A SPECIALTY. 217 Rivor St.. - - TROY, N. Y. SEAMKN\S FRIEND NOtiETV NORTHERN NEW YORK i rominuulouttouH to REV. C. A. BRADFORD, .o. i&ai muu, N. Y. minds of many, the question would arise whether this favorable showing on the Mormon eido was the result of Mormon honesty, or of Mormon discrimination ? However thnt may be, here cornea another witness, Mrs. A. G. Paddock, of Salt Lake, whose testimony makeB a very different showing, and virtually impeaches the Mor- mon testimony. She points out, as a defect of the^present law, the fact that it makes the act of taking more than one wife a crime, but polygamy of over three years standing is not a crime I So, all that is necessary to nullify the law, is to wait three years before acknowledging a pluraled wife. At the end of that period, a man may live openly with his polyga- mous wife, or with two or more wives Bealed to him on tho same day, without the slight- est fear of consequences. One of the wives of the late Bishop of Springville said to me not long ago: \I lived with Bishop Johnson ten years before I was sealed to him, and I know it is a com- mon thing in the settlement* for men to take plural wives without any ceremony whatever, but with the understanding that they are to be sealed at some future time.\ There are hundreds of men in Salt Lake who BT6 to-flaj? Jiving openlj with two, lour or mx wSves, wbo oouifi be prosecuted and convicted it tho }awa were so changec that living in polygamy wonld constitute the crime for which at present is defined marrying a second wife, while the firs! wife ia still living and undivoroed, marrying two or more wives tho same day. But, says the objector^ \surely you woul not ask for the enactment of a law thai would break up existing families, and de- prive multitudes of women and children ol protection and support ? To those familiar with the quality of the protection and support which polygamists afford their families, this objection Bounds like a piece of grim irony. She quotes testimony in support of this: \My father has seven families, and he does not know all his ohildren by sight. He would not know me if he should meet me on tho street to-day.\ . This is the testi- mony of an intelligent young lady, the daughter of a well-to-do Mormon living a few miles south of Salt Lake. \My father lives jn Dixie with hia three younger wives. He comos to see us gener- ally once in two years, but in all my life I cannot remember his doing the least thing to provide for me or my brothers. Mother has supported us entirely.\ So says the eldest daughter of a Mormon high priest. \My husband took his young wife and moved to St. George, leaving me with notk ig but the bare walls of our cabin by way of provision for the fntnre. That summer I gleaned ia the wheat fields, and we lived on boiled wheat until the next spring, when some Qentile ladie* gave me work.' \My husband has done nothing forme for three years,\ said a poor\womnn who came to me the other day to beg for work. \He lives with his other wife all the time, she has a plenty, while I starve.\ A volume might be filled with testimony of this nature, but if our friends who dep- recoto » law which would break np existing polygamous families are still unconvinced, I would Hko to have them send a jeproflent- ntivo to accompany nw» on a tour through the settlements and poorer portions of the city. \Seeing is believing.\ ft appears morn than probable that if Mr. JReoohor, (or any of his thinking,)' would aocompany Mrs. Paddock, instead of a Mormon sympathizer, through Monnou- dom ho might flnd Home objoots more worthy of his great Hjwpathy tban tho Mormon oligarchy. As a matter of fact, polygamous fami- lies are broken up ovory weok in the yoar Brother Lagson on the Situation. Bartholomew Lagson, an old negro, well known in Arkaneaw politics, was asked his opinion of the Presidential campaign. \Wall sah,\ said he, 'Tse thought 'bout dis matter er good 'eal, an' I is now forced ter 'elusion dat eomebod'y g\rine ter git beat. It didu' look dis way at fust, but ez the campaign hab been pergreesin'dis fack hab come ertrottin'erlon) wid de udder features o 1 \What do you think of Blaine? 1 ' \He's er mighty fine man, Rah, de bes' man whut de 'publicans coulder put up. •ng, keepin right up i' de race.\ 'pi mi£ He toats er mighty fine head roun' wid him.\ \What do you think of Cleveland?\ \Well sah, he's a monstrous fine man, de bes' one whut de Demmercrats coulder put up. Toats suthin' mighty solid on his shoulders.\ \Which do you think will be elected?\ \Now heath, you needn't say dat I'se mentioned de snbjeck an' gin de thiDg erway, but dat's de leadin' piut in de whole thin, Of course it is.\ \Dat's whut I Bay. It's a leadin' pint an 1 one dat ain't gwinter be settled tell some time arter de 'lection.\ \Which one of the candidates is your choice.\ \She-e-e doan' open your monf dat way ergin. I'se got my eye on er post-office down heath in de country. Jes' tell me de man whut woul' be de mos' ap' ter gin me de office, an' I'll tell yor which one I'se fur.\ — Arkanmw Traveler. England's Lobbjlsts. It ia known in a vague way that enor- mous Bams are spent annually by railroad companies in promoting bribery and lobby- ing and opposing private-bill legislation in England, but few who are not experts will be prepared for the huge aggregate which a return just issued discloses. In the decade from 1872 to 1882 the total amounts to ne»r)j £4,000,000, flivifled as follows: In promoting fcttte, £2,5^2,55?-, la opposing£ - DR. DAVID KENNEDY'S REMEDY For the Care of Kidney and I^toer Com- plaint*, Constipation, nnd all disorders arising from an impure state of the BLOOD. To women who suffer from any of the ills pecu- liar to their sex it is an unfailing friend. All Druggists. One Dollar a bottle, OP address Dr. David Kennedy, Bondout, N. Y. FEARFULLY COMMON. Kidney Camplalnt Am»n« both v C x> e« and. flktjet.—,\ Krililant Hecovcry. Thpr» Is som-rhintj s'artliug in the rapid laurpaee of Klrtiifjr rti,e»8f» amo»ff the American reopte within a fvw jearB, past. Ma\y cauee* ppcu'Ur *o cerU n cl»a-eaterd to product' &mj ai,yrs.v» i e >b-p~ troubles-a»\ for example, cir«.e«s livux ov«.-«o-k and exi-ofcure Dr. Duvid K-Liie'Ji-, oi liuudtmt, N. Y., 1« of'uTt canfratulaW m th* • x<-fi>H i, H b'o succecs of his uuedlolnft o^U<\ FAVOUll'K KB-.- EDY tii arresting nnd rn<f cnli/ rurlni< thefe incst painful and dangerous d^uroirii. Vwt* of thm, like the following, art) constauviy brought t \ \ d blih d by him for the >d are published by him for tb rase of moun»ij< B of other ftttffvTers whom he desires to Teacheac and bent fit. The letter, therefore, may be r hom yon of vital i k JmportftDOt to you or to some It 1»» fromm onee off tbee bestt kn< know. It 1 fro tm o tb bes known and popn- lar druggists in the flue and growing city from which ho writes-and doubt I^-H whtri those Kay find Mr. Crawford at hU place of busiana on the oorne< of Main and Union Streets: SPkiKGiiKtu. MA8«.. March M 1884 Dr. Daoid Kmnedff, Roidtut, N. Y.: DIAB BIB : For ten years I had been »fflic l ed with Kidney disease in its rooet acu'e form. What I Buffeted must be left IO the imagination-for no one can appreciate it except who have gone through it. I reported to many phyeicians and to many different kinds of treatment, and spent a great deal y pyio ment, and y to nd myself older and w. rw> than ever. I may i>ay that I nsed 25 bottles of a prepar- ation widely advertised as a epeotno for this precise sort of trouble*; and fcund it eiitlie'y THE GREAT PLEASURE ROUTE Via STEAMER MAQUAM and PORTLAND & OGDENS- BURG RAILROAD Ppi oi l H!rt l S!I im 2 r o le8 V t I oftheWhlt6 Mountains Old Orchard Beach, Boston and Portland. We offer the Public the following Low Rates from Pittsburgh: To Old Orchard Ocach and Boturii, . fif n IA \ Portland and return, - : . II ,?t «! \ North COBWEF an d return, - - - I I »? S \ Crawford an d return, ---... « «n \ lab,am aa d return, - . . „ ; ; J«« These Tickets are good for Thirty Days from their date. Also Trip Tickets to Boston via Steamer to Portland or Boston all rail-Nashua and to all otftr points named above. Leaving Pittsburgh at 7 A.M., reaching the White Mountains in the afternoon Portland 8:15, Boston 8:30, and Old Orchard Beach 8:45 P. ™eL ' Tickets on sale at the General Ticket Agency of \ 12V. S. Guibord & Co,, 1516 58 Margaret Street, PAATTSBUEGH, N. Y. Tbe Candidate's Mistake. Madam, may I kiss these beautiful ebil dren ?\ inquired the candidate, as he lean- ed over the front gate. \Certainly sir; there i» no possible objection.\ \They are lovely darlings,\ seid he, after he had fin- ished the the eleventh. \I have sefckwi Been more beautiful babes. Are they all yours, raana?\ The lady blushed deeply. \Of course they are,\ be continued—-\the a wee* little treasures! From whom else, man could they M»ve inherited these limpid »ye«i those rosy cheeks, these profuse curls, comely figures and these musical voices V* The lady continued bhaBhing. \By the way, marm,\ said he, \may I bother yox> to tell your estimable husband that a candi- date for—called upon him this evening ? \ 'Alas! good sir,\ quoth the lady, \I have no husband !\ But these children, madam—you surely are not a widow ?\. \I fearod you were mistaken, sir, when you first came tip. These are not my children, this is an orphan asylum. >r by the Bystom of cheap and oiwy iivorco that provails in Utah» anA 1 neither tb« Moiv H nor their HympatMicorH in the EiiHt make any ado> about it. It is a couvmon ooourr»n«H> for a woman who has been sealed for tiruo and eternity to a polygamist to be divorced in aix months or a year by the same- power that pro- nounced the twain one for this world and he next. Tbe Preeidetat of the Mormon Church grants divorcee for tho reasonable oharge of $10, and wo have neighbors on every side of us who have availed them- )lves of tbia easy metkod of breaking their bonds, and then contracting new ties. A lady of the highest character tolls me, a» tho result of 30 yoium acquaintance with promiucut Mormons in this city, that she (loos not know u single polygamous family \Mormon Upporbendom\ in which there in not at least ono woman woo has l>«eia, divorced from a previous luiRband. The writer has livtul neightx>r to a woaum cs liavii»H boon divorced from iive hu»- ndH, in now liTing in polygamy with the sixth. And on* of our former District Jndgos tolls u*o thivt an Elderly BftinteHS iviug near th« town in wbich ho held court as been divorood and remarried fourteen iiims. It will, therefore, bo purooiyud that tho breaking up of oxisting polygu- inous fainilioH in not lookod upon by tho MormouH thouiselvus UH an uuiuitigatiul il. It Is U)HO tnanifoHt that nmoh of the aptod Mormon thrift, in dno to tho toil of womou in practical slavery, and that the women adhero to ]>ulygaiiiy, not bocuuso thoy wish other woinon to huvo n right aud itorost iu thoir own huslmuds, but boouuso ligiouH Hiiporstition, or four, or, bonauso they aro HO unfortunate an to-love a man WIIOHO tyrany doiuituds polygamous rola- UOIIH. A. V. MAUHIIAI.I.. —Ooiug down tho maiu line of tho Rome, Watortown and Ogdonsliurg railroad tho otuor day, tho locomotive whistled and the train began to slow down. A middlo-agod man, aftor stretching his neck out both Hidos of the car, turned to a fellow-pusson- g^r ami suid, \Thero ain't no dopot hero.\ \Y<IH there in,\ said tho other, who was ev- idently familiar with tho road. \Well Ihmi, whuro la it?\ I've lookod on both Bidt>n of tho track and can't soo any.\ \Do you st'o that man coming across tho field with a mailbag ?\ \Yos.\ \Well that in tho dopot.\ panies have also spent freely, their total amounting to £356,226, while water com- panies have disbursed £483,936. In the case of gas and water only a small propor- tion was expended in opposing bills, Scot- land being nil with respect to gas and Ire- land in the same category as to water. The grand outlay is no less a sum than £4,f>64,< 874, and this, It must be remembered, 'doe not take into account the expenditure o: the opposition promoted by private and other parties to the schemes of the railway, gas and water companies, so that the total cost of this class of private-bill legislation must amount to even a much larger sum. What Kind of a Bog li This ? A few days ago, in response to a tele- gram an insurance adjuster was sent to a southern oity to dispose of a fire lossth us reported. In his report of the adjustment occurs the following statement: \The store insured had been closed at the usual hour by the merchant, leaving a dog in oharge of the main room, where was a lamp turned down low. In a rear room lay asleep a Russian—a rough fellow—on of the exiles lately come to this country. This man's attentions to the dog had been limited to kicks and blows whenever the unoffending animal ventured near. Dar- ing the night the lamp exploded, scatter- ing the burning oil around the room. The dog sought to arouse the sleeper by loud barking, but failing in this he seized a burning dress in bis mouth, and, darting through the fire and smoke to the room where his enemy lay, placed the burning garment as near the bed as he dared ven< tore. The light aroused the man and sav ed his life.\— Chicago Journal. e tor Kidney dicp»Mc, a saying that DR DA VO&ITK REMEDY bos not in <-qn»! iu tbn wi world for this distressing »nd ofwu futal <viuplat' Ut-e this letter as jou deem bett for tht brmnt oth»rs. Tnnrs.etc., LTMA.N GRA.W0RD. Not QuUfr Up to HI* Stjle. A fashionable dtade who hm been spend- i»g the summer at St. Albany became ac- quainted with a pretty country lass on an excursion, and received an invitation to call at her home ita East Bwuntou. Hiring *obby outfit, he drove out thero one day last week, and drew up at the fana-houBe door in great state. No one making their appearance, he roadbed out and tapped on the door with his oane. PresonHy a wo- appeared, with ber arms covered with flour up to the elbows. \Aw—is Miss Blank at home, may I rak ?'\ inquired the- dudo. \Naw she ain't—not to caller*.\ \Will you kindly inform me where she \Wai if you nviiBkknow, she ain't a hnn- dlred miles off. But she is busy.\ 'Ah ! watering her roses, I do not doubt >r perhaps twaining her vines V* 'Naw, she isn't. She's out on the barn oof helpin' the old man to shingle.\ The dude drove baok to St. Albans. —Burlington Free Press. Hand Work *nd Head Work. It bus boon tho fashion to separate hand- rork f rom head-work, as if the two were iconipntiblo. Ono was for laborers and ncchanicH, tho other for professional and Literary people; oue wan for thn poor, tho Must for the rich, lint we are gradually learning that their harmonious uuion is the ,)nly moans of tha perfection of eithor. Itnar- ' \ Hays truly, lL Wo want uoo man to be vayK thinking and anothof to bo alwaya irking, and we call ono iv gentleman and i other mi operator; whereas the workman >UKht often to U\ thinking and tho thinker •fttin to be working, and both should bo mtlomon in the bent BO use. Tho mass of K-iety in nitwits up of morbid thinkers and worablo workers. It in. only by labor that umght cau be made healthy, and only by iought that labor can bo mado happy and to two owmot bo separated with impunity.\ Tho follow ^ facts as related to mo by a uto distinguished officer who died high in tmk iu her majesty's norvieo, may bo of auio public interest: Many years ago,when fag at a public school, ho was ordered by is master to get his silk stookings. ready or an evening party, but, unfortunately, >nly ono ootild bo found. Vain were the xeuHtH offered by the poor little fag. His uiwtor, in a rage, throw his silk stocking round his neck and held him sunpended tho air a sufficient tinio to produce un- inHolousueHs, and to niako it a doubtful attor if vitality could again bo restored. ti therefore experienced all tho wmBations .f being hangod, but ho suffered no pain id used to say ho bad no recollection of lythiug happening to him from the ino- mont tho stocking was thrown round his nook until ho foltlife returning. — \You are a kittle goose !\ remarked a roung M. D., playfully to tho girl he was mgaged to marry. \Of ooursoiam!\ Was bo laughing reHpouse. \Havn't I got k?\ j.thoagednndtot- J soon made veil by teiucmbor what ytra , 16 may aavo yonr 3 Bayed hundred*. tt until to-morro-w, ' Try a Bottle To-Day! Are yotsftrw-ttpfrttod and weak, or \~ — -~*~g from the exc««we« of rnuthf ULPiiUU BiTT^S wlU car* two 8c. stamp* to A. P. Ordway A Co., Boston, M&M., and roctlve an elegant set of fatici \THE OLD RELIABLE.\ 25 YEARS IN USE, The Qreatert Medic*! Triumph of the Age 1 indorsed all over the World, SYMPTOMS Or A TORPID LIVER. ABE UNHEEDED, BOOH Bl CI71MPM. TUTTS PILLS are espocially adapted to snoh otios, one doae elfects suoh a change of feeling as to astonish tbe sufferer. Theylnereaae the Appetite, andeaoM tne body to Take on Fiesta, thoa the sys- tem is ntrarl.hed, and by their TonJe lar Stool* are prc UnS HAIR DYE. GUAT HATR or WuiexEBs changed to a ©LOSSY BLACK by a single application ol thin DYE. It imparts a natural color, acts instantaneously. Sold by Druggists, or sent by oxpresR on receipt of il . f~»co, 44 Murray 8t. f New York. WhatStruckanOldSoldier ••It will BOOU be twenty year* ilnee loaeA.\ Uudor tbe bot sun of Aognit, 1883, tho village of lover, N. J.. lay atlU k» the aphlnx In B«jpt, while Clljah flbarp, o(,tb»t pl*ce, »lowly »ud softly speke Jthepaat. \Yea he a»M, \I w*s In the »n»y, md «»w tnaoy of the sights of those fearful years. flo&l'y dutchurged from disability, rtwulting Huu»iroke. I uaase home, iui«erable ia health and wiiliit>; no etkfe«bl«ict Ulit I took cold o h lightest» xpoanre. Tuitts teemed -vortbleta to Ived only In metnory.\ \Thtt was Had enough,\ I said, dividing uiy laat o oigars. \That's ao,\ responded Mr. Sharp; vtr it. Ou'grew MI Not exsotly. W iu that jndltlou I b«gaa Uklcg PABKBR'B TOMO, andd my health oommeoced to Improve right away. I was untonUhed at It, and no was r ~ —\- ' \ - I got that niuhed at It, and no was my wife. I ptied ilesh and oould eat anything. My ambitl li/od up. I eould attend to busin d -excoptiug t ut exposing lyaeU to the hot sua-I am M well as I wa« the *y I enlitUKl. What difft-rencea there art I!IIK»I—guu» »ua bayonet* kill; PABKBB'S TI This preparation, which has been known as PAS- en's OINQKR TONIC, will boreafter be called simply AUXKB'H TONIO, As u&priuolpled dealem are con- antly deceiving their oustooivrs by subDiltutiDg iferlora articles under tbe nave of ginger, and as toger is really an uutmporUut ingredient, we drop IB mUleading word. Thtrt it no changs, Aow«v«r, in the preparation, tlf, and all bottles remaining in the bands or aalera, wrapped under ta» name of PARKKB'I GIN- KU TONKI contain the genuine medlolue If tho fac- tuile signature of Hucox It Oo. is at the bottom of te outside wrapper. m pSTOP ^ Insane P STOPPED^FREE Inu^eptnoni'Restorerf Dr.KLINE 3 GREAT NE RSER — . .t Ajr«i tVALLIBLB If liken u uirvci ^^•tt day's us*. TrcatlM »n<4 ft • Fit patlenti. tli«r paying eiprcst ERVE RESTORER ~:SBAI«*. Onlftmt Ftis. I Fit patlenti. they payms eiprcstchtriretoabox wh*q recelrwl. 9en<l n.nin>. 0. «n<l tipmi utdmi o] «micle.ltoI>B.KUNH. ?1 i Arch9t..PWUd«lphi».P». thuggiiw. UUH-AR& OF IMITATING FRAU9S. THE BEST! HAMPDEN PAINTS ! 86—SH ADES—86 - READY FOR IMMEDIATE USE ! XJNEQrrA.3L.LET3 FOR Durability, Body * Brilliancy. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. Dgg* Send for Sample Card of Colors. Carpenter, Weaver & Co., Sole Agents. WE HAVE RECEIVED OUR NEW SPRING AND SUMMER STOCK! And everybody know* who has tried, and those who have not should oall at onoe and be convinced that Ion Cat Make loir Money U Further And buy you more and better goods than you have been in the habit of getting elsewhere. -DON'T DEL AY!- But come in immediately and examine our elegant and complete assortment of BOOTS, SHOES AND SLIPPERS! New Goods I New Styles! Bottom Prices I Money saved by favoring. u»,with your custom. Tour regular trade and future btwi- nega is what we are after. Chas. H. Stackpole, ROCK BOTTOM SHOE STOKE, 68 MABGABBT STKBET, iv. Y . Keep it Before the Public I Farmers, Merchants, and in faot a good share of the business men, are aware that business of lake yean has only been done through advertising, especially small manu- facturers or so-called Jobbers, who pretend to give 60 per oent. advertising and 40 per eent real value; but thank the Lord, suoh never was the ease with me, as I only manu- factured and sold my goods solely upon it MEBITS, and the goods itself as well as the treatment given my customers for the last 22 years, gives me a flattering recommenda- tion and solid standing in business oiroles, and find it only necessary for mo to keep my name before the public, which is still I. 8CHEIER, PLATT8BURCH, N. Y. To show my customers that I am still living, never failed, moved or sold out, and keep as ever, the largest Stock of Cigars, Smoker's Artioles, Pipes and Tobacco, and still hold the agency of the celebrated Bartholomay's Rochester Lager. I have purchased my stock of Fire Works, and secured the agency for the leading Campaign Goods for the coming campaign to give the public in the country a chanoe to reap the benefit of my early oash purchases. Thanking my friends and customers for past favors, and soliciting a continuance , of their future patronage. I remain Respectfully, I . 8CHEIEB. Pittsburgh, N.X , May 1, 1884. 1507yl Saranac Horse Nail Co., POLISHED OR BLUED-HORSE NAILS, and The Saranao Nails are hammered hot and the finishing and pointing are done oold. Quality is fully guaranteed. For sale by all leading Iron and Hardware Houeee. A. WILLIAMS, W. S. CUIBORD,. PEE8IDENT AND TREASUBEE. SE0BETA1Y, ELY & WILLIAMS, Agents, 1232 Market St., Philadelphia 114 J«ha Street, New r*rk; M Oliver Street, Bestea. CARPENTER, WEAVER & CO. Lead, Oils, Varnishes, Ready-Mixed Paints, Kalsomine, Wood Fillers, Shellacs, Japans, Glues, Hard Oil Finish, Brushes, Of all kinds, and everything in the PAINT line at LOWER 'RICES than ever before known. CARPENTER, WEAYEK & CO.
