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T d 1 1 M l rl s.ayw,.r l \out no.;e wouth nn 1 hu Boll, :Mat Ill \ 11 Itt •\ tnllle '\ <p<n all hall to be znn lo small so at !lure J the dn.y at &:I mdtlna ~ ~ t v; \~ a srcat be n atend left tor \ c m r-LN k. tbmg to sp~ml l' a) Jn t at house 'file w1dr. fire plMC', \ltth -It 1~ \\orth tl. moflthl' -=alan to nodlronR an(i pnt hook<;< th\ buck ovcJ pcr:suade abo\ tl at hfl' r ~f>u\' \n o\ e whiCh on Tnnnk.r:g-lnn~ la\ w~ hllr·O at Itw l1ttle r:tFH' tl W 1i'1 1 un h ., wti bread r'es unrl !1. btg fl tk£>\ tlH hilnd-. tnto la~ Ind.,Pt~ to tlJt· cti '\~ • ld garret w1th the! \JllDI\log ,,he 1 w I and chatter lu\' tt:eth ani ]('Ill ctRtl lv loom were)aU obJects ot mterest tell ~o:J. that he! J J JU~t t.::; i'i 11 \We have played vJStt and school, -A mnnstel o>cttook a Qo•ker Jml) and housekeep,\ satd Lac1e, 'and now pohtely n!'l!;lste l het Hl opcmng a I don't know what to don ~ate As shd was a comp!natlve strang u:davbe grandma. :wonld -ar tn town, ho !!a1d \You don't know, story,' ' 881 d!, Bell that 1 am ~Ir-- Haven't me preach i\ \l have heard nOb, -rao:t, that would be JUSt the thee tr\, was the qmcl< reJGmder tbmg\ Bald Mathe They aU gat1 1 ercd around grondmn. -A fellow m St Loms who had been ehalr by h1s swcetbeat t for a seabkm '1 w-us JD ... t tLmkmg smd grRnd went to a da.rk allev, knocked mother, ~of an e\emog I spent mtb lll1m.~e:l! downt blacked ln'> e\es ga,5ged my grandmother long aq:o when I wa!o.. mouth and then v;ent tolls ladlJ no oldet than yon \ 1o ore to be con90led for bemg robbed of - 'Ob, tell us abont 1t I I what d1d yon he presont he was JU't about to g11e do, her-: Oh de\' \ exolanned :l;ln•tw, \how - \ \ Ollllg ~ tfo Jatd) lo<t her lm• lonsr llgo that mus.t ba\'e beAn ba 1d who w s Rl out s 'eol\ ) l a1 Ltttle ;}fwme looked bowtldered, fill oltl \But how dtd I ou e;er happe• \he could twt comptchend how grand to rnarrV'a mw1 uf th:-h a,..!e a~ki.~tl on1 ma could ever have had a grandma of her f 1end \\ }p; n l tlw vomll:! lt was st:XtJ, ye!\i ~t!vcnt) vearsago '1dow, you sf!\ l onh: hal the rhp1 +' I can remembet now how 1 stroke t old ID(:Vt an' of • om\<' I tn.ok the grr.ndmotli:er 1 s whtte htur and wondered CL at BOYS~ & CHI;LDREN'S~ at thP 1\'~~\''\4' ()ash pre(!cs. I 19 StreetiJ Gloversville. JJ'~~ ~~;E.\ 4:~ ~~:.It::~ \~'H' \.-h• oli· Hu· t< ~~v,~a\~~ \'~J~ll~~ Es,~{lr~;! ~·.,~~·l' { lH:t H~~t ~u· \· 'I ' f'l \ l' ! i liu ..._ \ I ' j .,- ,.f thlJ!'itJ, ~t it: r~t I~ L 1t rome \>,;Ottld ever be ~o wh1te ltfr -The roan who tlvente l tl1n gn~ brothers and myself had gone to spend never tLo••£;'lt he had fonn<l pe~ the mght '\nth her nnd after 'fi\C motlou BIt I e d1 1 though played until we werA tired Ram satd Nn lea'\ home n couplP of week< Grandma, tell m; B st01y, n 1mU true Wlll find that meanwlule l1 st\\I:f' , on, )llSt hke the §alan of a CURES NEURALGIA AND TOOTHACHE lfiUH 1 Gl0U, 1 1 ~fiH & tO, CURE~~~liALGI~ =AND -~U~IICll-= ']~'n'L''\ :Y cs,\ .... .s:ud John, 'a story ahout th( lcletgyrtl:t1l who has ~on~ to Europe for war when om folks fought the Bntlsh rny 1 how I would hke to 11&\C II\ ed -It 1~ mtghtv cmbarrR'>slllg to a mao th.Pn' '1ihO h1s~ome 1ehgwus fnends !'.lO'Ylflu Q.~J?e~~ Ab~'t!:~~ fHld {[)HJi?l\tb.!l I li'! ~,, \'\~ 1:-.. 11'lelninfi Mill. Ah '!f:V bov those were sad d LY\ Wlth h m tn h \V(' Ins dog, \hwh But I will tell ]Oil a story tbat l tbtnk '\'} qmet dnung- \eek d ns w 1 ll mte!r{':;;t )OU Lecnn~e 1t1s abont ught after lnea.kfast Snndn; to :run ~l!\\':§l &3l:f!h@.m~ fl!.tt~ ~~ta1:r~!.~ ~ your mothlilr It WR'l. near the clos<\ the gun m tho corne1 anti then to h 1.-;hat we call the ha1tl wmtcr: .lint..~e•t<'>·,nnd wag l1s tall and tlu:n J' 1 Leeu 'er\ cold, and your gran·dflltL•et to the gun ngrun nn 1 l n<:)C! Robw were dHH th.mg alwa,vr theth itm<> and I \las l~tfoatonc tho JJmt'~ P'\ t}w cln1clren and t olorl\d folk!<; wu P l;<l n goq 1 medmto 1r glit sprtng- da) we r.ecel\t>d the glad ~ \Hlhng t 1 a lmtt that Ilt''\~ tlt:\t h(n Mntnn\ 1 men In.d Ht \ ts 1~ better A fcvv rontc 1 t~u: ButL\~h 01111 1 wPtc Jomg R..,o ~ jtJHtW llulmlelputa nw1 JIJ:itch tlnough (.1 n ('o mtr:\ l's>f., h1 t m~f!rlt \ th lJ IC B y \\ H teJ {l.ntll ode Rol 1 r ca nC' 1 JlllP um th~t l \ 1:1 alld, th Hn Ill 'l:t lH n wa 5 ~~ '\\t. IE'JOlCtn.,.. tt mltbNt a b \ aunr>l \\!qlt ('t~ 1 ntr\ Th~ .- ~ Jronghout thE> 1 wwci th! rl'l.. Jllf'll anti rltldren tn h~t\ t·uJc to grt ~t.gl t of thur • a I hu ... b \11 l.. n H t~lk:i mall uag- aDd tatsed rt. t ) the nr 1.lm o-ltl Io.g tionse 'lhttt: was the lw s of ~>.taH and ~tt tpe9. fo\CI\ ~tate h t t Jt~ own fb~, ( null~ \\ J1a i a l fihnt. ttn t ee 1 \'t h: ::~r kc em le-d ll 1t~ rooh hC' so-l lu rs can1f' m fl t ot our t d ~nr the tla-' tlw\ !!<1'>' l ef'r c1 Cfo! tntl wet~ t th d \\C llH l <'U{ \\\ 1 ··'''· 1 .. M!!\'d t!f P hPnrb t~f t 1: pt rt ~r <'n I 1. l h trdh pc ted' l.wn () L LP.ut\ were-hlted h ma 1 .. the r('polt. that r.o .. nwalh , <:; m c 1 <~f' pm ult On alrC':-tdj 1m lmpmen .. h<'rl ('Olltnl ~ wn~ to bP. mt>1 ru l b:J ~ bosh c aum E ~11 f.:F t\ ltn ltd r o dar to r.()m t ho Ittf! 1- u ~ 1 e na11H l o<;.nceal d tn VH> uls pa:-.tme and l c true l th-e1r tt uls to tht:m On<' mormn:r a nt 1..!;1 r f'amP mg ,...y, In~t as • ~ ruull ~; \ ng I he red co11t:o~ 1 conung coat~ are rcnnmg ~h firo:;t thouttnt was of the men 1 tw -.;;; nnd.\ T h i\\t o.; eu. hPre<i prm l\lVDS to,rflotht 1 au\ 1 11t t) u:>t to tlca Tr t: r P.!r 1 I n J lc>ft th•,.!:lll~\ fustn IPQ,'\ Vfd~ ~nttcn .,;.;.llf.l u '1-l, ln J. n th~ JaNir-1 v.::bolty nuconqc o t~ t: f '\'iha.t '~as g m on She heat~l the <ltnm nnJ ran and chmbed on th~ fcmce to see what the matter Thera the camo ma.rchiDg r1ght do.,,.n l:'og~y f!e1v to the bousr, bnt til•••\ ·.vmu nQ one 6.f'l ~ M:.1mma Uncle Aantl OnloQ, all wore .;one What oball I do' Oh, what •hall do 1 sho cned ''In another me.ta.nt she wns tn att1c ~ she pnlled the Palmetto from the chest, and before C<lrn~•~ll•sl reacb,{!d the honse she was wanng from I the porch u\yhy 1 what does thto mean my gtrll~ onld tbe General, who ••• ;.. •'· 1 · '' mg abeod, • Are vou houskecper \'I:hey hov\ all gono and left f!lH~ smd uWher.e lS JOUr fathN ~ 'fie's gone away to nght C ornwnllitS' •\Vn lt arc) ou wMmg tlu3. flnJ ns for,' asked the Colonf!l To \Vhv when ~ianon s men , .. ent \'\put the !lag on the hou•c and he:~JC);::JL.(Utl1De nevei hurt ns at al1~ but anly tbelT bats at 1\S After thcV had con vin eed .. I Baw mother w1pe tbo tear~ ir{lm e~e~ 6nd •• •he folded tt up she f }lRVP tbP \l wtll arwoy. trust m God an<l the v ~v flag 1 So I thought tf Uod and the } b { ilag would keep mother ftorn e~ ant es h uti then they would keep me men to pass on \Tell your mother when slle rct,url1•l BootfiiOl. and b 3r<'Ultl:R ANY KIND CF ANY KIND General Cornwallm m(}t!Oned Jected StO; that Cornwallis l>•~ pll.<SCd by an<l yon .:!' oes tru~t~tl to God and the flag and were ~ • - '' --~-~ BRVed from harm ' JOI· snrtng I cr'he General rode away feavtug Peg :t' ·1 • ·~~~~!J.t, gy too much b•w•ldered to speak\ erw eartD 'asl;:t'ir~clf•gg,r WI< ,onr t wlf~l ' I \Yc• and onr greatgrandmotUe> own. I l •• ,.a MatttO offer foJ• sale at .....-A gentleman was g6mg home at hourrecently wben ho w.- onild• n ~:(f~;~~'!~:~j,~ a footpatl, w Lo, \'\\: 1th it at b1s head, dem <nded The gentleman 'he bad no monev-tllat Before n<>co•ota bl! I that defy competition. All eus.,tomrates reduced to snit cru~lltingoom<~thiz•g.l ··~ .. -,, -·-· m ·fZnCl·t the times., m the Ht duu All 1h ~ w1 lntJf{ tr pnrCJhuAe g• t -1 ( l tl q \\ 11 1o ''\\ ll t p;1ve turD. 1 ull \\\ tll t-\'11 u t.!l ~ut m1n:Y 111 .., ( >I l • Bhn k Books 1 1- .l-1 \f '\'r 1 AI l .:.. Roug11 &j Dleil[ed :S'LINDS, A~JD DOOR~ !OIP•'•I~)\; ii. ':'\, ' , -1 ( 'd If>'~' \ !')<' PAt:~~u.::•, B\t'lCkiWllj€:at a:otl Graham 0 !1! ;;m~ !l.l, ! 1 :tZJ.dia.l1 Meal,. ' ' D )h ;.1n v>i.~ G~ G\?-. W\-=.'5: .. 1 . () ~ l I 'IOGjl!j 117 v' '\li I l i .. '-l':i ~H (·~J= ' l...t l t l llJl'l ~ ~ -t I \I I I .,. Fred Meyers. Goons B~Low CosT 121 Main St., Ll~ l .. l'l d ...,.~Jljn~~ a.1.., ~u.~c~~.<t WANlED. I 1 1 7Hrr. ut!l.v F on 11 ht H I .U I h ..,1-1 !';tat:lng: n1mE>\~ ('lr rf'fe>rf' Tu.u All pn!~;nn l \'Vfng nne..-tth d oN nmtfl l' 1tll her, wtll plc tse cnll and scttlf.'. l!ILL! lt l~ ~ rr_.t trc. Ruter , ' l' o i'n•lt a li \\ l , t. , y 1 t .. ~ • - I~ 1 J 1 h J l'!e~~S.n.IUJ.l~' ._.4'~ ~)rail~~,.1-, G\> \],!Jl r\ ll (, \ <Vlll :-; 1 tJ It \h I IJ 1 f' J :1\1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.~~~~~~~~~!~~~~~~~ 1 he n 1 1 r c ~ m 1 ortn1 llE!YUv:::::o' 8 IN PRICES < I \'\'-I' ~~:..( t.:~, tnrn e :LJd ;~;hi! (lfl Cut tin TOOLS. IH.JS'l'. • 1l cnt)thm.; t.;l lt n tdy lo~ 1.> \U Kr 1~ to c r .. 1u PAD, Em!y and Foot PLASTEB,S IV' I r F r ... ~~ rl ,Ttf.'; F~ l Vo, ~l~ C O:..LAR. Dl'. Hel'l'ick's ('apsieuut OB Red Pepper PLASTERS