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O n e d a y l a s t s p r i n g t h e r e w e r e t e n o f u s a t a h o t e l t a b l e i n N a s h v i l l e . T h e s o u p w a s s c o r c h e d a n d n o o n e c o u l d e a t i t . N o t a p o t a t o b r o u g h t t o u s w a s d o n e . T h e m i l k f o r t b e c o f f e e h a d b u r n e d . I i n v i t e d t h e o t h e r s t o g o t o t h e o f f i c e w i t h m e a n d k i c k . T h e y w e r e d r u m m e r s * e v e r y o n e , b u t n o t o n e , w o u l d g o . W h e n p e o p l e s p e a k o f . d r u m m e r s a s k i c k e r s t h e y a r e w a y o f f . T h e y w i l l p u t u p . . w i t h : m o r e a n d d o l e s s c o m p l a i n i n g t h a n a n y c l a s s o f m e n o n e a r t h . 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