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1 1.<- ¥•(• W\ &\ Furnished every Thursday morning at Ham- mond, N, Y. TERMS, $1.00, U paid strictly In ad- vance. Notices of Birth*, Marriage* and Deaths In sertoil free. Advertising rates made known on application. corrrespondonce must reaon us not later than Tuesday noon, to ensure Insertion. Address all communications to THE ADVBR- TISEB, Hammond, N. Y, Entered in tlio post-office, at Hammond, as second-class mall matter. N. Y„ THURSDAY, JUNE 10, 1886. The Antwerp Owtette, for a Jefferson Co. paper, seems to be potty well posted on St. Lawrence Co. politics. Spunking of \rings'\ it makes referonce to ''the more modern and recent ring, which includes Hon. Daniel Magone, who was admitted for the purpose of retaining and continu- ing certain Republican officials in office, at the expense of keeping Democrats from occupying these places of trust and profit, who had the courage to openly advocate and vote for the election of Grover Cleve- land. Republicans generally fail to ap- preciate the wisdom of this anangement.\ We arc not aware that the \wisdom of this arrangement\ is any top popular with: the rank and file of Democrats either; but in the words of the immortal Tweed, \what are you going to do about it ?\ . HOT ENOUGH YET. DEADLOCK! For the-past week the people of Ogdens- burg have been revelling in the dual lux- uries—shad flies and Civil Service Reform. The flies they expected, and were prepared for; but the G. S. R. waif, they don't know what to make of it I One of the first acts of the new Demo- cratic council board, after taking their . Bents, wiis to dismiss the police force and in Andrew Jackson, every one of them— and as for \reasons;''—they had been out of power five years, and that was explana- tion enough. However, the Republican mayor object- ed on the grounds of Civil Service Re- form. The citj fathers were not aware that the city was under this new system of rule, and wtre not just then in the mood to initiate it. There the matter stands. The mayor haa_ a police force, and so has the council board. In the meantime, everything is quiet; within the city limits. The people real- ize that they are under police control. An amendment to the Ding-ley shipping bill has pussed both Houses of Congress, exempting skids and row-bouts from the statute compelling them to carry lights, after dark, on the St. Liiwron.ce . This is an important point gained in the interests of the pleasure resorts, and will give general satisfaction to the visitors who are willing to risk the. danger of col- lision with heavier crafts for the pleasure of a moon-light sail, free from the em- barrassment and observation accompany- ing a light. We are informed that Congressman Parker secured this legislation. While he was about it he might have introduced another amendment—exempting owners of small ploastire yachts from the obnox- ious rule requiring them to be in charge of licensed engineers, and to undergo the' expense of annual inspection. When boots engage in trafHc, and take passengers for hire, it is right that the law should protect the passengers from un-seaworthy vessels and incompetent en- gineers. It is different, however, rfhe'na man puts a small oil engine into his skiff tor u privato pleasure boat. He has a craft, as easily managed' as an empty wheel bar- row, and can steer it anywhere with per- fect safety--siill, before he can take his family, or a few friends, out for a pleas- ure cruise, he is compelled to pay for in- spection and engage a licensed engineer ! If it is proper to allow the occupants of row-boatB to dispense with lights, after dark, it is surely a meddlesome injustice to prevent the owners of steam yachts from taking a pleasure trip in day light at their own risk. OGDENSBURG LETTER. Writ* JjHtnt—Bra, Cterdmtr moil Cklck«M«*»lt«v«iiM« <Patc«r KII»b~Vli>h«ry <lu«a«lan- wise as t(. send other than its bravest officers to munn a vessel that is not fast enoughio get out of the way of an eueiny. The fishery question attracts somentten- tion; but the people here are very stoical, and are cot easily moved by anything un- less it be an occasional citizen undei the influence of Rook and Rye. . . When the AdverfUsr drops in upon me with its sparkling locals, sensible editor-; ials and newsy correspondence I am con- vinced that the paper would bo better pflt without mjr productions; but you would have me write, and now I have written. NICKLEBY. The bad boy of the ADVEKTISBB office has become poetic. We have heard that the poetry mania was catching^ and; we presume there is something in it. Whatever might hove been justly said to- the discredit of the aforesaid bad boy, he •never was guilty of making pootry before.: The pathetic verse, with which our esteem-, ed North Hammond correspondent closes his letter this week, touched 1 a weak spot in his nature, somewhere. After strug- gling with his subject for over an hour, during which time he used up several sheets of foolscap and bedobbed himself with ink, he brought forth the following effusion as a \companion piece\ to the, other: The grass Is green and long and tough Tonold by, with the hand; When too much Rock and Rye's beengulped For our good man to stand. ESTABLISHED IN 1822, tern One Farm Wagon for sale cheap* Oil I and see it. tf • JAMES FAIOKNEY. STAMPING: Done on XUt>l>on«, Nlllc, and Hatln, TVJeutly and Promptly. Cell and see samples. » M. W. MOVER. Neatly and promptly exe- cuted at thie offloe. Give UB a call and get priaes. THE PILLOW-INHALER! A DISCOVERY As Radical as Vaccination. CURE Catarrh, Bronchitis, Asthma Incipient Consumption. and USED THE SAME AS AN ORDI- ' NARY PILLOW. GRINDING! The coining contest, for naming Hon. A. X. Parker's successor in Congress, promises to be a lively and many sided fight. The number of aspirants already looming up, indicates that the position of \Member of Congress\ is duly appreciat- ed, and that there will be no difficulty in r securing a candidate, willing to \do and be done for,\ in the interests of his con- stituents. The Ogdensburg Journal, Watetown. Times and Gouverneur Free i*m favor the re-election of Mr. Parker, the Signal is convinced that \the election of F K., Moreland is becoming more and more ap-; parent;\ the Antwerp Gazette thinks D. 8. Lynde is the most available man; the Herald- Timet is non-committal and \will endeavor to voice the sentiment of the honest Republican masses.\ The Ogdens- burg Nmc» hasn't much to say, as yet, but when the \campaign editor'' seizes the quill we may expect some lively digs for Gen. Curtis. The coolness with which some of these axes are being ground, and the apparent confidence of each in its ability to get on the finer edge, are both commendable and refreshing. Your newly appointed correspondent assumes Ms duties with about as much confidence as an infant attempting its first step. Since you conferred such a distin- guished honor upon me, as to appoint me \special correspondent\ from this north- ern metropolis, I have been looking in every direction to find out what my duties are. Sometimes after reading \locals\ (not ADVERTISER locals) I imagine it to be my duty to keep u sharp lo<>! o t o\ hen- coops, discover the hen that lays the big- gest egg, and inform the public whether the hen or the old roostei does the most cacklsng. Speaking of hens, by the way, reminds me of the two small chicks thnt had gone into partnership before they were hatched. There was just one head and neck, with two distinct bodies and four legs attached. The owner of the monstro- sity wrote Mr. Gardner, the distinguished 1 philosopher who is President of the \Lime Kiln Club\ asking him if the club wished the curiosity for its museum! The answer, caone back that owing to the weakness of the cojored race in a certain direction,' neither chickens nor any other portable property would keep in the museum over night. The learned president also gave it as his opinion that the curiosity had been produced by a double yelked egg; and that owing to the absence of \ght in- side the shell, one chicken had mist ren the other for a wormJmd swallowuu its head and neck and the poor twins died in this loving embrace. Your correspondent spent a very pleas- ant hour a few days ago, on the ISevehue Cutter Bibb. She has been repainted and presents a very neat and war-like ap- pearance. The officers are genial genttc> men and no doubt very brave; as the de- partment would not do anything so un- Nos. 1'6 and 18 Ford Street, OGDENSBURG, N- Y- You are invited to cull mid compare Uooils and Prices before deciding your purchases. J3dSTpw,/v\AS5< \ANBEFpOHo4f E. 8. KETCHAM'S, Hammond, N. Y. No pipes or tubes, is perfectly safe to the most delicate. The testi- mony totfts results Is beyond all ques- tion, as attested by the experience of thousands. —— J-«*o~{« GALL AND SEE SAMPLE AT 1. MOVER'S STORE,: Hammond, r*. -v. •; - • 'for the towns of Hammond,;-•Mttrris- ,„ . .towij'pndJtftiisu^v-^'T^. •m FARMERS! DON'T BTJY A Hii If OAitillEU Untili you have seen HALL'S REyFRSIBLE CARRIER, N0W: ON J EXHIBITION AT Oil If STORE, -1-afco keepv a full stock of seasonable goods- auehV'as Nails^ ^Building Paper, Plows, 'WheelbarrovTSj Fences-Wire Barbed. Plain and Annealed, and Sewer- Ripe for Cellar Drains. {3^1 also keep BRICK constantly on hand. ASSOB rr M 3B JtfT Never Larger, Prides Never LOWER - \ - and never ..more anxious to CB \B». I\! ••*_ - - • f Mr .*iti Mjf *MM Give me a call. - - (Respectfully, 'iffy ; •tv-; , i\stiles. V V fcaUMJr*—
