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,. SCI-IUYLER COUNTY ‘CHRONICLE, JANUARY 23, 1913. ICHUYLER COUNTY CHRONICLE TURKISH ‘TITLES. ' REFUSED T0 LA'UG.H.% SERVIA‘ AS’ A NATION.” -\\‘\“”'_'l nmnu :uno:;.'\ffi'\‘f 8&6!-l.UY:L_E-R COU.NTY.. conducted by John coruett. They Are Added to Persons’ Names ' Instead of Being» Prefixod., A Joke on Himqelf That Mark Twain Failqd to Enjoy. ‘ It Originated In the_ First Half of thy Seventh century. - succe_sso,r to. the. It: strange Hiutpry Caus9dM\Mm6. car- .- n;ot_t9-0i'd.o‘r. ,|t‘ D§I_tc0Yod. V A When ~ Mt.r‘xé- : Carnot. Widow \of; sadi‘ Garnog. ’§11é‘d rand» Vnet,.m11 Was: régd a- claufse.- 1u‘_Vl:A caused‘ congidemible 'con3“.. menu; Trhlsé wasgto the -e£jfect“_t1.1f:it a certain émali VEi:§ndu_fisi;9|-,Jc:.1r!.<2:1,tfgin. a ‘hard. stone. which'% wouid. !o,é,1oi.1.nd among her property rmusit ‘be. tékénr out and crushed until conip_lete17y destroyed; Many‘ ‘mar:-exec‘ at this ‘uppaitentxy si‘nf- gular request; fox\. the ;1do'l \seemed a- harmless; ugly ,lit_t,le thing. but hex} in- stmctiona were carriéd out to th_e_1et-A tel‘; . ‘ Ca_yuta_ .,,.,.._;‘...',a.g‘;\_ As_9. Cbopér ‘C3a.th::z:.rine~ i‘qvg‘Iéi'l Dix‘ . . . ;j. . .. . . ..+,.‘%”_1e3‘,«r1«:\.-. Tcdrwi ,, ;A’11dre'w* .Moi;150ur .' . . . . Stbgidudi _Q1iange,._.;...., 5 . . . .; .. ‘Samuel’ =s,t;ew>9,rt Reading Jolih .Ro'.b_er'té Tyrjbne ..‘.4.-..._..,...:...V Lymiui'_Disbrojzi Turkish names and titles are some- Limes confusing to the ordinary reader. and this explana from the 'l‘urkisb_ embassy at Washington may be of in- terest. In the tirst place. our Ameri- can pre \Mr.\ or \General\ be- come sutiixes in Turkish. The mayor ul{ :1 Turkish city adds to his name Bo- ledie Itaisi. ’1‘hex'efoI'e it would not be Mayor John Smith. but Smith Boledie Raisi. A cuiipb is a prince of the royai me an ' ...9 t”a't‘iV‘e.\‘ ranking next to the sultan himself in importance. The next time of impor- tance is sheik ul Islam. or head of me Molraimnedun faith, imam: is the title by which a priest IS on-igiually ad- dressed. When Mark Twain was a resident of I.-lartfordé... Conn.. he once ‘called at the o of Dr. Swan. 3 iocal special- ist of cousldlerable repute. to consuls him regarding a trivial a’llmen1_:, ‘ ' The physician was’ inclined to be rather arbitrary in ms charges. was very Independent and disliked\ ‘exceed- ingly to. be consulted in regard to mi- nor ailments. In .tbis instance he named a fee for his -services that the economically g_u_-gnded Clemens thought excessive. ' . The birth of Servla as a nation, set- tled ln or’ near its present home.» may be dated in the tirst hull\_jot the sey.-A enth century‘. A-bout A.~D.. when the Avaric em‘I>1rsss‘ss9st1_<1s§_0J§t;l0nr iwas established on the Danube. two trl_bes.; the Croats and the Serbs. retiring he‘- tore the ravages of the Tartar horse- men. settled in the countries now known as Croatia. Bosnia’ and Servia. ‘ They were slave. but the Croats per- haps had. like the Slave of Moesia in after years. adopted the name of ad Tartar tribe.’ Both. from the Avars. were naturally hostile to them. and it is possible that they settled in the empire withthe consent or even -at the invitation of the Emperor Elera~ clius L At any rate. they appear to have been considered as'va’s,sals of the. empire. Their settlements lay rather westward of the country now called Servia. the Drave. the present Western boundary. being the dividing line between Bulgar and Serb in the eighth century. Here the Serbs dwelt more or less uneventfullyr for three centuries. They generally formed a- xoose contéderacy under chiefs called zupans. They _were commonly. in a loose fashion. loyal to the eastern em-. pire mainly through fear of their dan- gerous neighbors. the Bulgarians. About 840 they united under a chief named Vlastimiz to repel tht..!;*lt1tt€l‘- The country rose to great ‘heights under Stephen. Dushan. the czar-.01 the Serbs‘. but after his death Muradh L conquered the country. and it was not until .1815 that the Serbs‘ partially throw 011' the Turkish yoke.-—Ex- change. ' Watkins Democrat, Established, 1865. DIRECTORY. WATKINS. H. O. Stou W. McAnarney A. N. Goltry Geo. E. Eoare F. L. Millen . .0. L. Overpeck Hoare Board of Trustees. Ca‘y1ité.——.I4ee Ba!/ea4,‘1E{'arrison Cooper, C. B.‘ 4SWa.rtwood.A -A . . 71%’ Q9;thi;rine—A1onz§) Van Loo: Edward Ca.rpente'r,_ Eted Wintojn. V D:ix—>-’O_scja,r 0. Bennett, Charley L 0019 and George ligplem ‘ ‘ President B. W. Nye Treasurer . . . . . . . . . . .. G. H. Norman Collector R. H. Berry Police Justice . . .. . . S. P. Rousseau. Assessors . .. . .. -. . . . Henry Laraby C, L. Cole, S. B. Brown. Street Com’r ..D. F. Thompson Chief of Police Emmett Ellis After a little argument Mr. Clemens declared that he would not pay any such prive as the physician asked. and rose to leave. Just as be turned his back on Dr. Swan :1 voice said dilé» t1'n<-tly: /.I‘he idol had beén pr‘e_sented\to Sad] Carnot years before‘ he, i evér thought of the presidency of F,ran“ce by- _a friegd who had brought; it from In- dia: La,te'r he !é‘a.r'n¢d ;t.h.a..t.there wax- a legend attached to it which asserted -th[at..w.hosoever would retain it in his poss_ess1op- would ‘rise to the t_ullest height of power in his chosen‘ profes- R1011. but die of a stab :woundv when~ai: ‘Ihé zenith .61’ his.car.eer. , - ’ I_-Ie_cto1~—-‘Samuel I-Iuétqn, _EImer Burr and P.-.-Shannon‘. -» T \ Pasha is the highest title within the gift or the sultan. it is conferred chief- I)? on men who achieve distinction in arts and letters or in commerce and is more or less common among the great mere-hunt:-. -oi‘ Turkey or those who un-, der the old regime had a hand in the collection of taxes; The word \bey\ attached to the name of a person indi- cutes that the bearer is distinguished for service or the country. The term \etfendi\ indicates that the man so ad- dressed is higher iutbirth. breeding or, ediicatjon than the man speaking and is a variable title. depending on the rank or those carrying on a conversa- tion. - “Go aIon_g,l1ome. you old fool. youl\ Instantly Mark ‘Twain wheeled around. angry through and through. “What/8 that, sir?” he roared at the doctor. “Wl1at’s that you say?\ ' With a smile that was cloying in its sweetness Dr. Swan pointed to -a cage in the corner where his parrot was swinging and chuckling with blrdish glee. and explained: T e “That is the gentleman who spoke to you. sir.\ Somehow the explanation did not seem nto reduce Mt. Clemens’ anger very much. and he never ent1re~ ly believed in Dr. Swan's innocence.- New York American. Montour—James 0-. Armstrong, Geo. M. ..Lee a'nd. Geogge P. Lalor. Water commissioners. President . . . . . . . . . . John M. Thompson Mott B. Hughey .J. W. Winters L. H. Durland . Geo. J. Magee oc.and.EI3ze1;s._,_._;. . .. . M. Hoare Sxipe . . . Charles Ora. Hendeisoil, \Hen:-y_‘ Evans, Lews Kelly; T 13ead.ing—.E. G. McIntyre, John Elli- soir, Geo‘. E Mathews} » ' \Tyro‘ne—-Melville Sproul, Marvin Price, Charles W. Losey. - M. C \ traced the history. of the idol and found that for 500 years the rulers_ who had possessed it_ had\ all died either in battleéor by assassination from stab wounds. Yet laughed‘ at the. story. ca1'1‘edTthe ffaété aiIdiiééd\b“y‘ his’ Search a: mere éhain of coincidences. and retained the Idol.‘ He died\ by a dagger In the hands of an assassin; hence Mme, 0arnot’_s strange reque_st:. Denn Board of Educatlbn. Oliver P. Hurd. . . . . . . . .Fra.nk L. Moran George H; King 0. LaDow J. B. Macreery . ..H. C. Stou M. MI Cass, Jr., ..... . Life Member Raymond I-Ioare, Clerk Watklnc Glen commlulon. School Directors, Dayuta . . .0. D. Schuyler, Lee Bales Catharine ...H. J. Mitéheli, H. Dickeiié Di_x.,Geo. E, Raplee, Arthur N. Goltry Hector....C. W. Burr, Benjamin\IBirge Montour ..Wm. Crank. 0. S. Ha.usn_er1 Orange..M. D. ‘Lockwood, J. G.'0verhiser Reading . .Adrian Tuttle, H. S. Howard Tyrone A. Sears,’ M. E. Va.nDuzer William E. Le Chairman; John A. Clute, John B. Macreery, T. W. McAna.rney, James B. Rathbone. Secretary and Trea.surer..F. E. Wixson Superintendent... . Charles W. Nichols The grand vizier. or sadorabzam, is the premier of the cabinet and is the highest of government civil ot The governor of :1 province is known as vali. This term is added to the hame instead of being pre ! anupulis News. LURE OF THE MISTS. THE FLY’S BALANCERS. Curious‘ Experience\ In the clouds In an Aeroplane. , _ MONTOUR FALLS, Village Officials. Without Then Organs the Insect Would Tumble to the Ground. It was at Manchester. ,Aeroplanee were sweeping the ‘skies in, the circuit of Britain race. Vedrines had landed. and ‘impatient at the rules tnapmade him wait ten minutes before taking up the race. went about jabbering in French. One of the officials asked him what kind of a trip he had ‘had. Vedé tine’-s answer was to hold up his hands expressively. . - President--__ ..____-__- ____ J. C. Haynes Collector. .. . . . . .... Ansel Roberts The insects of the Diptera order. to which the common house belongs. have. as a rule. one pair oi‘ wings and rudimentary remnants of another pair inth_e_1’9gt_nZg_1‘ a club shaped_ organ on either side of the thorax behind the wings. These organs are called “bai- ancers\ and. as experiments have shown. are‘ indispensable In the main- tenance of equilibrium. ._ A from which they have been re- moved cannot direct its night, and if it tries to from. the edge of a table will immediately take a downward course, dropping to the on its head about threeoteet away and falling over on its back. Similarly. it it tries to from the after succeeding in getting on its 1'eet_aguin it will ‘ljlse in the air two or three inches atig then again tumble. striking its been V and turning over on its back as before. but only about four inches tram’ its start- ing point Horizontal and ascending becomes absolutely impossible. ‘The similarity between these arti cially produced insect mishaps and many an aeroplane accident\ is striking. and a study of why the removal of the balancera causes it to -upset may go a long way toward solving the prob lem in aeroplane construction.—West—- minster Gazette. PRECIOUS . MUGS. T:ea.su1:ér'......... Fred J. Dunham. Collector Oscar Curtis Assessors, A._C. Teetsel ‘ J. O. Kilbourn, Henry Dunham Board of Trustees. Harry Stotenbur . . . . . . . .E. W. Hibbard ‘James Towurt . .James A. Shepard Board of Education. Mrs. James Shepard, William Cronk, Dr. J-. M. Quirk. .. . Geo. F. Barton James Towurt . . .. . .. F. L. Schlick clerk ............Cha.r1es R. Watkins. Watkins . .. ., ‘Frank A. Frost Mont,our“Fa1ls G. W; Fletcher Burdett Frank Dunhjl.-111 Bennettsburg Fred W, Chase Mecklenburg‘ . . . ., . . . . . . . S. G)’ Bottle Reynoldsville John T. Hand Valpi: Nelson Egbert Hector William Wickham Odessa J. . . . . . .'. .. .. . Dean Mitchell Catharine L. H. Roberts Alpine George N. Wager Cayuta.________-__-_-__Glenn Schuyler Beaver Dams E. V. Moore nqoreland Station E. F. Rhodes Monterey E. J’. Lee Tyrone ocooooro-rv~v-r-E4'*I‘o Bissell Altay Frank Kendall Reading Center John 1!. Cole Rock Stream ........... Charles Finch’ SINGING MOTHERS. The crucibles Used In the New York V Auay Office. Charm of the Music of Their Voices to Their Little Ones}. In the government assay o on Wall‘ street. New York, there is a con net that looks very much like a mug rack in a country barber shop. ‘where every customer has his individual mug highly decorated in gilt: letters. On this rock are perhaps cruci- bles for melting. down gold. The cru- cibles are decorated with crude‘ inl- and numerals and are the ‘proper- ty ‘Of the biggest gold mining corpora- tions In North and South America. They came to me in a dream-those slnging mothers. ‘A long. slow; pro- cession of shadowy forms. beogntiful as rainbows and as wonderful. singing a strange haunting melody full of mys—- tery. First came troops of girl moth- ers. z-lasping their little babes with a tenderness that was half fear and with wide. inquiring eyes with holy light and the donsclousness of.the deepest realization at lile. Then came strong mothers of youth. leading hap- py faced children and con with a sense of power. buoyant wlthhope and radiant with promise. Last of all , came silver mother‘: of men. leaning on their stalwart sons and, though bowed with years. yet gloriously young in spirit. hallowed by memories andl glowing with the victory of aohievement. And i. a mother. watch: lug‘ ‘these pass by and listening hotheir hauntiny: music. tell: as never before the divine signi otimotherhood and all the hidden meanings in the word \sim:ing.\ \ ‘ T y He was quiet for many .sec6nds_, then he said: _ “I was blanketed in clouds so that I could not see’ ten meters before me. Below me was nothing but rolling mist that gradually took on all fanciful shapes and colors. I caught myself wanting to descend. to drop suddenly into it and see what it was like. To eséapethis feeling I. new higher and higher. until. venturing to look down again. 1 saw wonderful lights and shadows‘ that never before had been re- vealed to-me from the sky‘. I saw a dreamy city. a wonderzui mirage. and I believe I would have forgotten every-. thing but those exquisite colorlngs, re- leased my levers. and\— (He laughed.) “But l‘w‘ss 1'ortunat_e.qtor I became sick-as sick as a. dog-away up in the clouds.\—-Edward Lyell Fox in Ear-‘ per’s Weekly. \ —‘I‘URDETT. ’ Board of Trustees. President . . . . . . . . . . . .C11as 0. Williams _J. B. Donnelly J. P. Hpvey Treasurer . . Irvin Dunham Collector . . . . . . . . . . . . Clarence Pajrtello Clerk George Kepler !J_,1l'1ec reason for the l.1nd,i.vldua,l.Vmngs is “tllat\‘the\'clay' ot—rcrnc1ebles- <take's;-up a considerable quantity of gold In the process or smelting which otherwiee would be_ lost to the customer brlnglng the gold to the government to be re After two or three smelting! the clay is saturated and takes up no more gold. When it is suc- ceeded by a new crucible it 131-etnrined to the customer to be broken up for lts hidden‘ gold. Mugs that are used for melting down random lots or gold are carefully pre- served by the government re and sold. Uncle Sam pockets the proceeds. as in these random lots. there is ‘co way of computing to what amount each of perhaps twenty customers may be entitled. It is only the smelt- ing concern that sells the government enough gold at one time to monopolize a single melting that obtains the right to a mug on the rack. — New York Tribune Board of Education. George R. Smith. .. .Miss Rita. Williams Hollen C. Smith T Postof of tho Pant. Town‘- of Hector: Cayutayllle, Lo- gan; Perry City, searsburg, Smith Val- ley. ODESSA, Board of Trustees. President . . . . . . . . . . . . N. Mallettr Wm. Mitchell . . . . . . . . . .Howard Ward Treasurer . . . . . . . . . . . Harvey Couch. Collector . . . . . . . . . . . John Hodges. Clerk D. L. Shelton ' Town of Reading: Readlngr Plnrf Grove, North_ Reading. - Town or Orange: East Orange, Su- gar Hill. - Town or Dix: Towniendywedgwood. Cheapest Hams Ever Sold. T 3 Board of Education Dr. A. H. Jafckson . ..Ralph Stanley .. Louis E. Catlin AM this is music in a marvéfbus moud. but there is no music on earth morenppealiug or more far reaching than the voice of a mother singing to her little ones. No audience ever lis- tened with keener rapture to any. prima donna than that little group gathered in the twilight hour at a mother's knee. It is her dearest joy at that time to put into music all the saoredness of ,motherhood and the hap- piness nf childhood, to teach and to charm and tu tune the hearts of her children.—Anne P. L. Field In Crafts- man. . ,Sometimes an error creeps into the publishedunnouncexnent_,o1' a big store. due to the negligence of the prootreader or to the compositor in the printing of- or the pnpgr. It is rarely ‘fuhny in its results‘, although it may make _hn- morous reading when issued. One day a department store in New York advertised \Sugar-Cured Hams at 51¢ a lb.\ Rather cheap, you say? Well, 130 odd persons thought so too. for that was‘ the number that asked for the ham a}; this ridiculously low price the morn- ing the atl appeared. It transpired that the printed proof 0. K.’d by the grocery bu;ver‘_pand sent down to the newspaper o for insertion in the day’s issue read ‘'14c 21 lb.”- The first numeral had simply dropped*’~m'1t of sight: 125 sales. were made at a loss of 10' cents per pound.-—Woman’s, Home Companion‘. Besivare of Cousms! Cousins are not as simple as they seem. The very fact or being a cous- in. or having a cousin. \is complicated. The laissez faire of cousinship is both eluding and deluding. Cousins will be couslns. even 11‘ you’ did not choose them. They can borrow money from you. visit you without being asked. tell people they belong to your_family_. con- test your will. even fall in love with you-and 9. cousin once removea is twice as apt to. «Never co’mpl’ete_l‘y trust a cousin. Never depend on his not doing any of ‘these things. Never take him for granted. .The \.cou_s‘inly kiss” may or may not mean what it means. ‘And cousins always do kis‘_s. It's part of being‘ <-ouslns. (Not that cousins need necessarily *prc.9e T Olhr7€‘ll \ they invlte you’ to Enr_ope or leave you money. but that almost‘ always takes an‘ aunt or any uncle.)-Atlantlc. Moreland. ‘ ‘ Town of Tyrone: Weston, Wayne TRAIN TIME, Northern central. Trains Leave Watkins: Congress S. Underhill Senate ....§.........John F. Murtaugh North: 5:54; 10:57 9.. n1. 2:05; 6:18 p. m. . f __ Sguth: 9:23 8.. m., 2:56; 8:16, 10:03 9- ms Assembly John W. Gqniett Judge and Surrogate....011nfT.\Nyo:“ Ice cream and. a Nerve. Surrogate’s Clerk..........A. R. Ellison _1)istriet Attorney. . . . .Fi'£mk Johnson Supt. of Poor......... ...C. M. Bronson County CIerk.............E. H. Biééell Treasurer. . . . . . . . . . . . . .~ .Benj. E. Birge Sheri .......a......'I‘imothy 0. Coon Supt. of Highways ....James P. Frost Supt of Weigh . ._Geo; 0. Starkey Election Commissioners, Charles 0113.}- man, Pres‘, J. L. Shulman, Seo’y and‘ ~'11reas.#._..—» , Sunday: North, 5:54; 10:67 9.. m. South, 2:56; 10:03 p. in. Why do we isoIuetlh1es.get_uiJ aéhe Ii\: the nosé *w11eu editing; iiee vfeam. ”TT1e’re is a nerve running: along the back of‘ the nose whlvh doctors can the an teriot ...pa.latine neI.'\'..e-. 'l.‘.!ns.A.~.nz1s. a, branch runn”in;z a'lon;'. the base ofthe nasal cavity und amother branch run» ning along the palate. The ends: of these branches jninv through. brailvlles which run through openings In the palate near the from teeth When we get some ice cream in the mouth and keep it in front for a mo ment ‘so that the irritation» produveu by the cold reaches the tine connect- ing branches the sensation may be canried to the hrancn ih thé nose. Ir- ’rit1f1tion;’of this braj:3iVh produces the sensat1'on~ or pain ' We get the same Sensation when bre‘athin‘g ‘very cold ‘air.-—New ‘York 'Amer1c2'1“u._ - ' ‘ New Yorlg central. ‘Trains Leave Wa ~Station-. Wide ‘Apart’. North: 7:42; 11:47 a. m., 5:40 p. .111. South: 9:58 a. 111. 3:43; 8:20‘ p. 111. Sunday, Nortlxz 11:47 *1» ‘in, 5:40 p. m. South:_9:58 a. m., 5:55 p. m. Txjansrer Leaves Watkins 50 M. be fore Trains. It is told us that two old schoolmates met recently. it had been years since their last meeting. but the recog- nition was mutual. One was sleek,» well fed. well shaver]. wen dressed. The other -was rather thin. rather seedy. \Well. well.“ exclaimed the prosper- ous one; \what are you doing now?” \1 am an actor..\' . Lehlgh Valley. Trains Leave ‘Burdett Station. Poetry ‘and the Child, Norfh: 7:29 0.; In. 4:32 4:56 p.‘ 111. south: 10:22 9.. m.;1:00, 4:50 p. m. L »Sunda‘y: All except North, 7:29; South, 4:23). I — _ 'Pi'a.nsf_e Leaves Watkins, 90 M. be-. fore Trains. Read poetryto, the child. Read“ easy. simple verse, read nonsense verse. read real poems, read sometimes such poems as_‘“'l‘hanatopsls\_ and bits of‘ “Paradise Lost.” 01' course .the child will not understand but he‘. will enjoy the sound. and he will unconsciously learn the words. Poetry was never meant to be read to oneself, but always to be read aloud or‘ recited It 121 harder thfm prose. The order of the words ‘is often ‘like our everyday speech. and the Words themselves are mfequently different. Here especzlally childgen need‘ help. If they it they: learn to loge‘ poietlzv. and there are few things t so sweeten life as‘ a genuine love for .r1o‘etry for ‘ifs beau- ties and for the helpful lines ‘that come to one's mind in hard places.-—Elom'e\ Progress Magazine. . Cod. Liver Oil ‘From Sharks. Cayuta .L. W. Swaljtwaod Catharine Eugene ‘Sawyer Dix ArthurAJ'. Peck Hector Wm. K. Mulligan Montour Curran Jackson \Indeed? Well, Im a banker. And you are on the stage? Dear me! It's been ten y“en‘r‘s:; El T1‘ ‘was an a thea- 'ten.\’ ‘ Shark spearing is a pro lndus~ try in Malaysia. though attended by an element of d iitid’ little. ex- éltement. ' The chief‘ valuesof the is its liver. which yields an oil that is re in Europe and sold as cod liver oil. In October the ocean sharks come lntaolthe lagoon. between the barrier jreef~s'and~the*-atolls:-to~ pair: 4: this time they can be speared in ’ls._rg'e uum here’ by people skilled in catching them, There a\ré several species. of these shaflcs. and they .o‘rdin’arily run’ from ‘seven to tifteen tee: in length. The liver of a shark or “this- size gives about five; gallons of oil. The sharks. are fou‘nt‘i.i’n‘ pairs, and‘ the ‘harpooners try to kill the male first. for way are then able to spear the female uisg»; as it. does not desert its mate. Tr9J_lejy Time. Wa.tk1ns~'for Elmira: _6:00 a'. m.,- and ‘Every Hour thereafter till 11200 p.» m. > Elmira to Watkins: 6:30 8.. 111., sni J‘-Iour thereatten ,tll1 10.;30_p.-.11.. “You've got nothing on me. ‘It's been longer than that since ‘I was\ In a bunk.\ Orange . . . . . ... .~ . . . Jesse .W'hitehead Reading . . .s. -. . . . .;.L . . John Corbett Tyrone . .1. . . . . . . . .L. D. Swarthout Clerk ..... . . ...._. . . . . . . . . . . Osborn -Smith Then they ‘parted. each. thinking: a bit less -of the‘-~ott'1¢>ér-t'mi~n—~he»~nx1d»—thou;:hte before the me‘etlng.——0leveland’ Plain Dealer, « Meredith and Words. George\ .Me_x-edith, acicprding tof the London Chronicle. \em_pI_oys that abom- inable‘ contraction \al_rigbt..' I-t.-czu‘J't be a- priut;e.r‘s’: error. for it dccufs more than onc-e- And he uses’ Lit as‘ early as 1863. so that the ubnsergx ofmnr Ian gu?ag:eAm':1-,v now. ’c|a1‘tn Meredith or an men as their prophet, ’l‘.htsa 1:) one or ‘those t.l1in;.r§z, Atn_z_1t'.’-tmft e,‘xp_.la'n:1tiu'n ‘D:II‘tiC‘|l| jt\x~.o“n1 . at ,w‘r1te‘r‘. w.hu.<g use of words was l)]§’ -and who ms ways Lrefu.~*e-d‘ -to de'le1'e the first ‘.4-'_1n V‘judp’:ment,' nlwnys §‘p9l|in;: it ';iud;:«'- ment” in his novels Some‘ of us. ‘nm‘v- ever, will ':1'lri;':ht’ to the bitter end‘-” ' ‘INSURANCE DEPARTMENT.‘ A.lbI‘\.tf¥.- Ink‘ 3. 1911- Cayuta. . . . . . . . . . .-.V D;. Schuyler ‘Ca.tha.rine: _ . . .‘ \\1 . ~. . ...- .- §Loui‘s ‘E. Cs.tli\n Dix uhv¢oonoIuogo.i~poi‘oon Cg ;; Ajmcr.1,c_an.Bon‘din‘g' Company, located at Baltimore.’ in‘ the State of. Mary- land, 11:}: In this office q ‘sworn statement by' the ‘proper »offioe‘ra thefegf jhowing ‘Its vcojnditxop and ;business- Ind‘ ha‘: c’qmp1_ied_ 'in_ ‘all respects‘ with;.the»1xws of this State relat- ing to, Ctsualty Inam-_a’nc_o‘ ’Compi'niei~ {neon}-~ porated ‘by other States o_£.,the United States: New, Txnzrogt. In puraunjnce of 1:‘.w, I William T; ‘Emmet, '-Su erintendexht 'o£ In- surance of the State of I*£:'vIj York, do ,her_ebv gcrtify that said Com1Sa'riy/ is hereby atithonzed to transact its appropriate business of Casualty ‘insv.1,rax'1¢':e in this [State in accordance with law. during the, -cur,x_-ent year. The’ condition and -business of said Company ‘at the date at such‘ int ! ('December’ 31, 1911). is nhown as o ows: ' ‘ t _ Agni-egat,e amount of admitted Aa- - _ . _ 3515' -' g 5 c dogbtu 0'01: --A - twu vi 5.. Aggregate. amdurit, of. ‘Liabili1;1,ca,‘ , —“ -(except Cafitnl end Sui-pins’) ins ‘ . eluding i-e- Ifll11 1,321,952.28 Amount of létuil piid,-tip Capital 750,000.00 Surphas‘ over. all liabilities;-.;.‘.~. ... 104,285.28 Amount of Income. for tl1‘e—fyeita». 1,547,484.39 Amount of Disbursements the , ' . félr u~uqucoi‘¢o',Avolouoiidsihion 11¢‘ Wxntug Wxnzor. 1 Jun hetctmto cub- --cribed’ mg ‘nqmé .ind_ caused the negl, of. guy office to is ‘affixed day and yen I_b0VO wntteti. {ms} some years ago the Spanish cabinet decided to take legal proceedings again.-<t' certain members of Parliament who were. suspected of misusing pub. lic‘ ‘money; \J?l1’ev op;positio‘n -resolved at ‘all’ costs to Vplsevent this. and for forty hours on end’; they kept up ‘a most .amazing 11'pm.‘1t.« ~'1‘l1’ey cheered [and shouted. and szlng litanies m chorus.- The e of the latterberrormafnce was extraordinary; One deputy would loudly intone a verse. all his .friend.~5 chanted-A the resnonse.. and so they went on for msm-ly two days and \111;-‘:ht_s' un- til a trm-e was‘ pro:-I'a1med.——;Pearson’s Vveelzijy; . A . - . . Solon: In an Uproar. ua;.oo-on-as \Joel M. Dean‘ .Bert O. Duboia n o o n S o o o 9‘ Q 3 o Wu Reading . . . , .. . .-.b . . .Cha.s. T. Case Ii‘I.Ol3ClII0300'i‘JI W4 Pleasant -Punishment. Supts‘. of Highways. 'l5a'_1stor-1 hear that the lightning ,s_truc'k your house. Elohenhnuer. That 1s‘a punishment for your _wTickedne'ss. Peasant—-‘WelVl, 91:. W5‘ 1: ptxnishmenbl .'wouldv_J\t mind having again. for I got 4-.000 _ marks .iu_suran<’:e from it.-‘-Lustige Blatter. ‘ ' ‘ . Not a Total’. Wreck. Cayuta . . .« . . . . _. . . . . . Edward Decker- Catharine . . . . . . . . . ;Harr_ison‘ Chapman DiX a . u. . 3 . o\o ‘a ‘run '. .‘.. La Frb “What nave you done with your D187?\ ., _' ' \16 didn't go as a farce. so l had ‘some music c-omp‘os(»~.d _and tried 1’: as an (npém. mt. it fen that, Then I tuoilm it down into ‘a vmzdeville sketch, but nobudy would t‘ot')<-‘h it.\ H ' ' ‘~\l‘oo‘ bad. IA. total\ loss‘. eh1‘?\ Hector . . . . . . .v . .. . . . .. Alva Jaquish A Popu‘la.r' Recreation; Montour ~. . .-.~ . . , . . . .Frank Hewitt Orange .- . . . .-.. .~, . . . .John I. Goundrey Reading . . . \. 0 u 3 . 51.’ 5 - 9 . , Morris “Where” sure you going. suudY1°‘ifsaid o Sr~ot\<‘.-btnan ‘to a \(Doom -to the club.” sn-id Sa'ud,v*., “A-nd -wjha roorr?\ “Jn.s't to coutradeect a wee‘ mt,\ Tylone .‘ it ‘-5.75 J - v‘ a ' \Unhoi-sing a rivag. in the old days or chivalry was? very much like a modern holiday in a bu's‘y'li1.'e;\‘ — ' '?How so.?''‘ T A \It was tiking. a knight o1r—;\-vlsultt more American. 7 Mu(ig‘é—~’J3lIis wattéh has. beensbopped for two or tbreeydfajys. Jewe1er~.Lem~ me see it C is vnothing, the matter wlth it except ttblat It_t;a,s not been fwotmd; Mudgte—'-‘I thought maybelthat was It‘... I ‘n;-metérzher yop told me to wind it up just before I went to bet}. and I haven’: been to for three nights; ' ‘ Followad lriitrucfioné. \Not totm. '1‘her'e‘s: one good joke‘ in in it: 1 can sell that for 50 cents;’’-.« Dauisville Courier-.Journal’. ‘Executive Ability. Ovhrleerc of the Poor. Little James-'—Fa_tber. what is execu- tive. ability? His i':'ztI,1e;r—'-'1 \be faculty or earning your -b.ré.a1d by the swéat or other people’: brows; my son. . Dayuta Leroy Butters Catharine . . . . . .. .. . ... .Ra,1_p'h Stanley Dix ..c. H'anmer,_Henry W. Phelps. Hector ,...J.7 M; Secord, George Kepler Montour r.a......’ Duane Van Gorder’ Orange ..,... George W} Bennett Beading ......r.........JoBe.ph H. Philp o rt o a‘ o u a a c‘ a V‘ Ohiflél shlf W; :1: EMMET. Supt, of Imunnéo‘. Heck——l¥oe‘s your wife get angry If she ..,is im‘errupte(‘l while talking? -Pepk-- How z“3hon:d' I know?-Boston Transcrixat. ’ * ' E} H. Agen,-t,~_ Watkins], N. 1?. V Philosophy is a good _horse in the stab}’_e._ but an an-ant jade 'on_‘a Jour- ney.-‘-Go'ldam'It_h. V , ' . ‘ Renxember this-—'-that a vefy little to needed to ‘make a happy life.-Margygg Aurelius. 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