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9 | nidden from vulgar notoriety 'since 'the |- a AR 1557111115570!” ro ns Mgr-much: \my Id \.~ The banjo mu] bullpen somewhat ain‘t-dos! IMO + ~f mum-1.1 woe MW\: Lol ~»| polter rinks. 'have befuddled the' [~> heads of about} two-thirds 'of the people, | 4 m nae: fl m Mafia -~ This phooil enjoying & romance: in. \ <¥kich two. states stemmed. 'Tsaatg B. Hutchinson,. & bright 'young lawyer, [ MMpl‘ce eighth“ months ago for} \ Waro, Teras, where he Has since become |; district attorney.. Refore: leaving 'he en- | tered: into an engagement of montage * with a protty: young lady of this place, the - npplials whkophcowhonho : was set. [ - Med in business.=. All. - went welt untll : fant. weeks ago, when the lady received 'mmom lover had been assaulted by: * antiwar lying at 'the point of bflle. Md bum-unmadun toold, bar- rom ' plank-plunks &a sort of 'on: a tomato cans mam stones: at ® mob-nu ho m ling [let 305th. The wedding: was. to have come;)\ ,~ \M the next week and-extensive prepare Mose bid been made. ' With womanly-de ~Totion she at once announced her inten~[ fin :of taking the long trip to her' dover s 'Mdoin> Teras, where ahe would. marry Bim if be wore still: alim- 'Bhe did.soand | 5mm back: to- “emery and now\ imam withhlm to receive: congratule. | ~ diode on her bravery.-Jasper (Ga.) Cor- | mpondence Pittsburg Dikipatch. run 008’1‘ OF KISSES. An Indiana, Judge compelled & man to | \ pug ; cighty-twodollars for kissing a fair \ maid againat her will, while a Wisconsin | | piry lately decided that kisses are. worth Ouly,; one cont & yitece, when taken in | unfit-ms A National Osculation Com- mission ought to be prganized at once to ~ fix the - price of promiscuous kissing. | , ’ motto should be, the prettier the - gir} the cheaper the kiss, for the tempta- ' tion to press abewitching belle's pouting 12min almost frresistible. . \As monEnn ralnosopnnm. graphical | Wisdom, Sman | in | co but Great in Common. Senseo. f to (3! & mama-l g. Thom is one scorch that is never unsuc- ¥. mtdnnmoly, for: trouble. - = or to - There is only one waif in most people's | bomb-vim, that thqy may be thorcngbtly a po More you do 111 you say you will do : you will probably weer out one pair of : m and pouihly “go pairs. if r pie, however, who use noth- jawbone. tthe Juvbone. ,. A 4mm a heart of onk, but if she has “fbimmafigenaofiitnfi’given youuwood. . fimmmmo litle to be thankful Aor. © ’ a. 'a a oldpraverhhu it, ''A man does tilggis, behind a door unless heffies stpod kimself.\ . But does the: same-logic afloat-mantra. ay that -every man dorm; More he goes to 28, fit # iii“; vomit propéfly used express a ‘ Mf \ \How do .my Customers like a fimfihh The yhuth, the fearfully pro. ; cbeious: youth, looked into the milkmar's flog 'with a perplexed: expreulon, and | * ”Reef, “from- wk“ 3\ gov-onus than poetry in the | of somebody's wife, who sail she | glad the family was notrich, \for then mnonldn’ hove half the fun we now. !' Have th paying\ our bills snd trying to mm a doll r mu] day. over: f loomed people, do not' the true principles on c oton: aogudnhnoo coming ”of Mdfimmpfionflotock, bas :always | been: a mystery. - The secrat is Anally dis. | by the confession of his guardian. . deolases that ils ward had flllan Arue faith through a alight error | Ju the Aormol petition. < He said that mull the yearsmof the- ward's boy. \Tho h(th§gmdht)ho 'prayed: most + that -the boy «might. hum\ - \and said be, \my prayer} “thaw-(Qua many 0mm ot my | Wham, 'Sut in this. case I in-. - maynqloohd tomfion 'the de- 'to which you sbould: belong, ~ - fimmqnmhthflyouhswm ¥oman;p;,.o . film-m who will“ ae “OM L. Weak before his, has the - Bani-t Mo!€8infion,1§.0., was being re- miniatu- vimcfioe, got on top of the uphomhich about 100 Teet them the ground 'and apair of eymbalx sdothed: by- aundiy- whacks.on a base drum in ayreetent hay.. :mony 'in. co m. : \Oply a Pansy. Blossom\ ener's heart that makes him'grate, his teeth and long to hold a- bar. of iton on & : buzz aim to qool his towed braies. The banjo is fast. making us all old maids. No man or woman will m a girl, who in float up from the: dismal pit.of demnition woful instrument of agony, ctamps, maria and the mad house. Beveral ago Julius Crmsar was inveigled into listening to a banjo solo and , he (a man named \Thou Too\ Brutus and another dynamite!“ named Casca 'to stab him full of holes so that he could die and go where the banjo was tabooed at all city of Pmbmjo playing has gotten to.be auch craze that the prefect of, police re- ports thirty cold-blooded murders a week. Ang in our own native: Isnd Nibhitiene, so- {: | cfealiammand dynamitism. have increased as.| \o remarkable that. women, -the awset ox, | the banjo has leaped into popularity, empliifiers of tenderness should crave. to thump the diabolical thing, but she does, | and she gives It the thumpledst kind of a thumping. too,. Persons who hare wept . over thesoft twank of the light gultar and. 'have: been seized with a sudden ambition to write postry while listening tho;foleful mandoline, rare and . tear their hair and |. ~curse like old King Lear when: some: one: | pink.a-pank-punks con the 'ban Jo- | sepb,\*ae the awfully cute minsizel man | calls it. Any man, woman or Demecrat, : who has ever agitated .a hen roostat the «\'writching hour,\ can temember a sert. of | twin-melody in the -cackle of the: hens and | Rochesters to the The baplo in | regarded with superatition by mont peo. | ple, a few asmples of which I gm at the | usual price of admission: _ To see the banjo hanging. ova: your Ian shoulder is a sure sign that a neighbor's Ken:-roost is to he robbed.. Over the right means that you are to marty aix times and | lose all your hair.. - Toapit on thakey that mum: tha thumb string is a sign that you are to fall inlove within forty years, but «will bo | finally disappointed. . «To see the banjo lying on. the floor is: &a sign that its owner will be-a bank cashier and own a fine residence in Canada. To have a string anap while the banjo is hanging on the wall is a sign that you |- can't get trusted for a new one. :.) , To jab:-your thumb through the: thoopa akin is a aige: that you will: be scalped -by | Indians -or turn into a sheep. a f Tophyabanjowhon you ars alone in 'a house, on the-distant prairie, a hundred |- I miled Fom any human being, is a sure. Teign that you will become suddenly rich and great and be beatified as agreat: public benefactor. To read this essay to thenniahwfll j £1“ you that the writer hak & banjo for 3 a c* MW i _ bpramonps ot‘rdovonr. ; Literature, . Godmuntyonoobe gladsndquom, Eugeniamt ahindnnoe but a holp to: - the | Despair and. poltponemnt are com Ace and dam. \Men were born to ano- Tho (wily m1 friends of the dmnwd 'should heprotoctod from. the' shame and dangers of hindmnkomml To Themmsblotmonis. if he nukes!!! use of. his abilities, and more: (ingot-out willhe be to thecommonwedith. . . ym a -BC Iatusboglnourhuvenouearth 'and, 'being opyrselres tempted, let ns be pitful | and eon-idem“; and generous m judging 0mm. ~~ What's man known mould and expru. jinn“; what he does \The “mo oz wo ; | perior knowledgo> is 'chiely in. that it | jlezdsmpertormingmxnhood.‘ « Tho benudngw give. your. enemy in forgiveness ; 'to an: opponent blows“ to a friend your heart ; to a child a good in. fiemnpla we tum, Gamma; wh that doesn't count: tmmicob y rhorrorty the young:. My, 'who punk‘ifi : crode between a boy beating a tattoo up. 's old. “When CY girl cm a” aas sometywith hor go nh, and when she pull C adds to her rip Magic; double. clog, } ~ © mahmfly are . perfectiy il-. tot { in: join the angel: on the other .. It never reaches |\. ' thehmghtofitlumeunmin is used as | |. an accompaniment for some sopg like |- . or- \Bwees Yio: | lets.\. Between the walla} 'music.of those | hem foaming ballads, the “plank-spunk» | pank’zmuches a tender chord in; the list- }. the face of the ery of tortured souls that | .bow wow, will persist in. agitating that | went right off immediately and hired | public and private receptions. In. the | -. Gela- that Smil- im CM Mn 0A yflu I . \Mon our“ gold up 'The ‘haojo, Lole t when jtilin its primeval state,. in sheepy | . - ,. oat . pod: rpm? 'is not.: dungermu, aot, for. it: we k o! dovphtion. It’s worse ‘thelyze—fom- or. five lyreain fact—— 1 -* Where hinge blooms ~Bweéstheart I'm ovum-Banana! con; A JOKE. \_ park M.) Cas®, Jr) !> Pesce-loving people throughout the Loivilized world are beginning to View with Indeed there ts a wildly prevalant appre- hpuosion that the decade commencing with 1895 will bopregnant with tuorult and dia- : order as yet unexperienced on this sidb of .tho Atlantic, and that the growing dis¢on- | tent of the masses must eventually cul. minate in a wfld reiga of rict and un. bridled license. If, * Rhowevor, we reflect | fora moment on the immonse preponder. ance of citizens tnterestea in the stability of good government aud the perpetuation of all that is valuable in our institatioas, | wa may dismiss our worat fears as ground. less, a momentous crisis in the history of the world. With no sort of sympathy for 'the tolerated outlaws of the movement, 'the demagogues who are seeking notor. Aety and their own selfishness and ad- :vangement by the advocacy and indefensi. Inflow to contribute to\ our efforts to the cause of buroan progross ; to bear our ' part Of the burdens and enjoy of the our abaro of the fruits. This much at least is | cértain, and that is that a - sweeping change of sons change is imminent'and | Inevitable. The world is ripe for it. the | masses demand it, and the hour is near; 'the es of a pew epoch; the bar. of conservatisin till fot much logger | 'be asttong enough to iam the current of | events and the race wronugh, the privil. ages of the few and the legalized inigul. ties of the present, which stand out like \boulders in the bed of the stream, will be .subrperged or rolled ' away. Tho aim 6f socialism is an equalization and an in- creaso in the mugs happiness: of human | life, and with thf no honest man' will quarrel. The only difference of opinion 'is as to the merits of the methods by which this end is'to be attained. There W will be reached through violence asd {blood«hed nevsenaible man believer; but ~wilidt bo by thrtatening agitation, by the wisdore of legislators, by the combination will? No one now can tell, -and while \the statesmen of the world aro at vari- ange as to both the cause 'and the | >rdmoby, 'how can we expect 1m. 'dotr amd unity of action among 'the masses, uneducated and casily } great wrong somewhero'; and this, 'the laboring saan not only knows. but feels. } : We account for the want and mixery of | the masson-by some such fantastic: theory seeks in vain for work--and, there are | 'thousands in this city of Chicago-and to | the pasan who works uaceasingly, and. yet in aplte -of his best endeavors is unable to searas only an absurd and. joke. \| Orerproduction of clothing . when his children are scantily clad» and .auffering from the cold4 Ovmpmdncflxon 'of food when bis wifeand babies. ars gaunt and. ~wouk with starving ! - Burply .if the gran- aries of the world are bursting with.their mammal-tam some one will hare to an- awer for an inhumanity\ the most mon- [strous in the annals o crime. In order to fifiyufinztethomognitudeouhn 'move» {quirs. who are .the so-called: socialists 'And though it might be easier to anawer 'this question. by showing who are not,we: | may basard the statement, spesking igen tin-cud thoy they are: combining in pow- «In! unions whose rescurces 1mm Torte 'will be until thelast straw. - is added $o Mia-Mom. And now . whom. have -we | ip this pringsty city 6f Obloago, this city 200 A Whom“. o . To one. whose Heart is filmy: If! HWOC‘ \ Where Iaukhter lives and I): . Toy: only love and _ “Routine. Ln | 'end the member: of ail 'the ‘nu‘hmi prev alarm the apread | of socialistle theories? [ble methods we would still be considered | . as {imbusd with the apirit of the times and (habit! (mint must be modified to raeét | armor or 'its cancel-and action at tho | misled. We all know that there in a ay overproduction ; bui to the man- who | secure enough for his family to eat amd | wear, the: suggestion of overproduction: ment now on foot, it will ba well to in:} erally, Momma: who. has just cause : tor discontent is a- whim-wheat. \'The | farthers ofthe country Almost withontwf caption entertain . socialistic ideas- as to. ; the gamma! control- .of meaps-of\ 'transportation. - Alt; wage workers are' : socialists in that they desire to be secured; @ film“ adequate feturx( for their labor. To | mately never been déemostrated, and never mwopponthdtmdaz Nona but : | the self-employed persons and © Arms who «main-w. nomabes . ”mm. s a,\ A Every da s / C8) :-> Assos o ve’safiphyw‘ c, only thing- } ~~~. ~ -erth. fessions. 'This disparity of: forges, cven. nate areanugonisnc to 'new id; great that 'the. contest will certainly be eventually bettled _ by compromise» based. on the concessions of the favored classes. Lot the masses ba- panama; and deter- mined '4n . their - ul aguistion ; lef | thom studiously avold soy phaso of vio. | lencs and crime, and their altimate tri. | umph is sssured.while the excesses Of the lawless would atray the country in- arms. against them. Reiteration of righteous { demands will gain a cause, where blood. shed would fail ; this is the lesson of his. tory and, thus have the wisest reéforras been, wrung from reluctant rulers. ~<«ige - RURDETTEIESM®. R The Fumiy Man's Latest Scintilim- - tions of Anmeor,. THIA ATM'T THK BiAtX'T. 20 \Why doesn't Bt. John. deny this?\ And \Why doesn't he deny that?\ fo many | papers ars shrieking. Mistaken souls, { Gt, John docsp't deny apything. He Acean't have to. It's Bt. Peter you are tbinkinpg of. St. John isn't that line s£1 all. Read your bible before you try to| talk politics, oh manner: of mp“ ors. <| | THK SHALLOWB MORMKUR, BUT THE DUOMPS 4.83833? Bingular, the papers . should hove so much to say about “General Grant’s. trouble with his tongue.\ I always} thought the old. hero was the ouly man in. Armerics who i berer got into any trouble with his tonguo, Goodness knows, he} \hasn't used it enough to wear it out, Now { some men sre always getting themselves | QM; fillet? mend: lato WUUIE WWI “Wit rongues. . There was a map in New, XOtk, for instance, & doctor, t think, possibly a doctor of divisity; namé was Blucher, Bax-goes, or mouthing like that ; won, 'however, it's of no consequence; I was only about to say there is zo canker on. his toogue, but if he over up t again he'll have a Auinp on his head.. ~. ~ Luk 90% FoR Ta® WHKS THK PM” 813 am ma \*What does the mam: need ?\ aka a religions exchng ‘Qoxp, Mother, soap. [ Lots ofiit! Boft soap, Isundrysomp, kitch> en soup, 'tollet soup. ' He will oubtlm’ nkyontorwhiskeyif 'you go to himtq 'see what he needs, but\ don't you give for ten yam past. It takee s little: Jon age; .to starve an Indian than it doses to shoot: \him but it doesn't look so brutal, Andit. u‘vu panda, to. We must mourn-int heard of. R KIH mama “A? THIBT _- A Bog in county, Ps., has ' And why people: go Tight on callidg cases of: prolonged 35:me Srom food are not untisual among hogs. \There n: zablmg in Missouri that did not taste 'food of July. 'He didn't tastea&ny \than.\ Ho mu killed on the 17th ot Deoembor ~ < a * A. two‘s-mu mt. {Cleveland HMJ is ordinary andt guru on the same princi-! ple as round-hole: : augers, . Its end, tn: | stead . of having a octet arms, hum motion winch oncdlotel a cuiter manned 'on a steel / rocking knife which cuts on. both sides. -Tn~ order' to proven: the eplintering.'of the' woodnhemdwflh, { on the supposition thet all the more: tom—' obi} in grdor to psy $35,000 fora chromoof J some ditfinggiohod American nobody ovea' I 'not tisted food ance: last (November. | \*** . I #} with | hog is probably more than the total abstl- | mo nent old ~porker 'can imhglne. These | wi fro the 18th of Dacembar untii the Atk]: dron are gone & 31, {us, and , the «cord. bf . endowment that 'zeaches across the yeark, will 'continue to | mar hold us until it brings us together in the . palace, as Jt. did Jacob and Josepb. That is one thing that helpg old people to dig{ 'happy. They so realize it is reunion with |. those from whom they havelong been separated The question is often asked : “W'u my children in heaven always be; children 7\ Youwant to get them back: as they were when they left you. Well, Joseph must have 'been very changed te. tween the time that Jacob lost him and 'the time hae found him-4. many Mad. of seventeen, now ia mid®c.aged man, his father that he got. hm gon: back again,. and. -| of but lifile importance whether Ito-looked younger or older. And parents will be satisfied if their . son greet. them. at the dooroflheKing’a Palace, whether theif hood.\ I think that.celestia! 'cliose and the: rollof the roll of those supernal years where there has nerer heen. a. death and mining 33391160“ ofan éverlastiig..noon. | of this old skepkesd. to his son,\ Mme 'Minister!. ~As the old countrymad 'alts in the palace and looks round sat the mirrors | MAR havelived 'to come with him and visit 'thist\> : tke old folheome to fee: you. . Jitt flbehfiaxefl itaad sound 11161 ml and wanna: : howr peopl kz, for 50m feel % liyflo mien, esp some: on, tot they (leap hotter beds. :B ile they 'are M f thire is & him a drop Don't give him. anything but jfion | a bath.: Thatcomooohup, 'and it's about | for then 'all the gammonthu been giving Bii not j ”hi with you, and. what ° wooden 'of: n‘unrillmmtho eep ham tt of Ing one and: Thefimtmdonly alger ever wannabe-o fl 'tured that will bore a square hole'is now | ans in the' 'ghops of the mama mm EHC joompuny. This : auger bores. atwoinnh | square . \hole the 'sizo used in ordinwy' he c kmobnfidinpanfi baras, : but they can | those of immode on thempfinciphtobomfi N «quaraholuo! any slza. Its appHeation | $ fi\ i ware and wi whit Intel; yoh textual what offigrmw ulate ¢ the honor obpro using cutter. nomad with small semi-ciren- | 11g, 'im°‘h'P°d“‘\a wmwhwmmq C M 1pufecfiymm It “m5. that this hew processe: will. save the labor |- of three men who work with chissls; as cumin-Mmqm nous». in : the “Matti-nth. f po mummuhepmumygfl * < )| (bees but ( twenty-fire years of #89 | ganoly ~~ . {amd now they may be seventy-Axe, butths | apr *~ 3 ‘otafidlemdchfidhhimmd the [ |F 1 Httle finger of her left hand. Yet. * | firat apotheosle of mfidenhood, though in Let \the ungrate ] tmuiden aunt but Goad h L-heaven already furnished Io AUolconds, the ong cut by the 3mm forcherd developed with the great busi- i 'Tnasmuch | « om Of stato. [But it was enough for the: 'as y ‘inth the words: '* much as ye'did ‘xt | must make & change, hut only from loveli- | 'ness to more loveliness, and 'From health | das to more radiat- beaith. . You need not; e expeqt that the datling that lay white aud| kg I| panting with croup could |- 1 live without glorious bettermentin a and ull tio inhabitants shall hire, ”has”; {+God.' But Joseph ;: was Josedt, notwith | Sas 'in Co 'sthnding the place;.and your children will | encouraged him, 'be +your- children, muffin-man; the {a : What a thrilling occasion .was .the visit [mother. as 'house,\ | iflultm, film hid f man turned 0 and the fountains and the: mamas? am 51W. i he wishes that Rache}; hiswifewooui { before I : ffittle {mile the o- decrepit - their son.._in hinge-thorn» \Ob the gtretding the- tench \neys \if Rachel could. only have seen all | . Well, that is a goed time when mph ono¢. in “I ig fifiwfinoe who 1m! jeweied hand mar , -| Joweled, hand offered.. . | sense of flial obligation was | to her in marsinge,- £ c 1&pr untill health was ' the world is 6,000 years . old, this is: the that roup of those who 'have. de ed riage that they might exeoute a spec-] ou ure o. up _- OpgjmraW Orgy UG « uart an\ rdo ato» 5 attractively,“ at m- i Whore . ranished. | h 1:1 mission, were Aun Rossand Margaret |* - Breckenridge and Mary Shelton a (1459118 14; Etheridge . and Georigians Wiljets, angels m the battle fields of £33k Oaks and Bigckbura's Ford -and ceHorsville 'and Cooper’sohop Hospital, - and though single lite has been honored Ay the feet L. st. men of the Bible, |_ libates. 3 that the three grande John agd Paul an chm; re jeer 'at the | and in the vase that- stands on lhe side of § 'that throne are two Jewels. the 'one large | $5,“ Kohinoor 0:3 London tower 15 E the other like fhe largest dismond | e palace with the words: *' I; did it to {other * 2nd the Ember cat | to mother. mama-r PDPLL OF amour 131mm. I ~ While we see'all on! in the Bible the unfilial de- Absflom’a ggnaturmchexumgto (lemmas f ho; swept 2 ue E \behavoir. toward aged parerts, and we: bave act. for nature 'be cherub or fullgrown angel: [- 1 ficha, the Ephramite. who} “015 100 sheckles from his mother, &nd f wmyouammmm mm f toimgs being ”£79113 be our war whemmwfizr HOW strong ”$559 the cao wo gown” W. -to womay mltnmmfitep, 50k nountupth mmnfima he Wmflo, - ' U 4» T. . \ j; 4, Ome of £ certain religion tsunvide. 4, ThE £GL of Q8.L!emae Mother. %, A a county, Peru. . \fin. mum , loba— has Aoonnfuoox. I g mm this mimosa! apart h c# one 'rearranges; . x} gwwur Younnndw n you hs thechap GmMK. fol . VJ? J“ g 6, Ully bf Maing.7, Tom § Yemels for. mum 1 , ; ary. r Alllmeb «s I anuamhangdfimfi“ 4, an no mrmzafimgo’ay Chaat while yer auspen tion, provide: tom, ls hmapfl ( Emperor. & pit. ”But Sd you any, 3 in»; prison of imggi was: Jo- eph been denied mater: * you a?!“ “I R to: human wgpm ow will} trust BK- flare . 1599, ploase send them on.. Send: can prend Co has nitton-a0 to match upon corridors . o: an | ranlds. 5, vole 'Jo- § f ' id \pring\ -out something Bubby ~If you nave got anymore W y > Wmamcgtiocw w. p. . af t thead. , hm o! Mom m ind on porphyry the scene ° coup-ems meeting on the: Goshen his - andJonephtellnnm“ my, who {Timely ob and 'how changed the 'ol to smoothed; into th on. ~ And.: theph in yet aliv :©Ves, Tather, Josep “0h no, I car carry it.” i 4: \Tel. Uharlie, but . you see takes up so much mom; d f me is out An the wet.\ - “gimwm Fannie; in; ”117m. wit the se I don't homilfiujie my» knows \what to do
