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• T5 •sis' .»..«*..• PRINTED AND PUBLISHED OM WEDNESDAY, BY SAMUEL Pi MULL, GENEVA^ (N. T.) W Volume .7. WEDNESDAY, MAY 22, 1822. JBSBg«aff«W»B\»gN\riTl»'- CONDITIONS .OF TRE GENEVA PALLADIUM. The following are the t TERMS on which; tilts paper will 'be published, abd can in no instance be departed* froni, {subscribers', Two D ok Cents per annum; pay- ib%h>#sy;ea*!j To* village #|ig fall at the oiiijje, Two Dollars, .0 |hail subscribers, Two Dollars, payable in advance*, or \f punctuality Is not observed, Twp Dollars and Wit- ty dents Will be charged. To those left by Poa/-Riders» $3.50, payable quarterly. , To companies oi 13. or upwards who pay in advance, One Dollar and fifty, fjents; otherwise, Two Dollars, My&hfe half-yearly. Eubsetibers foi i for less than six, months ftnist in apl ikks pay in advance. No papers discontinued without payment ra full of &freragas. Rates of Advertising. . ^Ldvertiaeinente riot exceeding a Square will\be inserted three weeks for <E>ae Dollar, and for every subsequent in|ertiou*Twenty-five Cents. A deduc- tion of twfeaty-five per cent made to those who advertise by the year. No advertisements discontinued without orders and a settlement. * # * All Jbetters and Communica- tions oiust be post pajd, Bt\AmS s eARBS*HAND-BIIXS, . ,',\ \ ^ ,_ &c s &c v &c. EXEOUTlin VtTJl NEATNESS, AOCU- RAOT AJjJD EXTPEPITIQKj AT THE ' . . r PAtliADltTM OFFICE ASH subscriber will pay Ten Cents, per Bushel, in Goods; at his Store ia: Geneva*, at Cash prices,, for good clean - . : B0JJSB ABBES* \ Delivered at his Ashery, in charge of Mr. NathaniehFage* at tSrundage's Nurfer '333. M>ni«W3gl / »BiimWBg«WH»wwi»Wi' l iii» yjJWMiwtm' 'nmwwfflinnwi \^••'HW\!VMJUg» Geneva, Jan* 30. M. BAWT* NOTICE. subscriber willpaytbe high- est iftlrket price in Oash/fot a -few thpnsali Bte$hAs\iSrst \rate filtering,; *^k : hi&0a:shj \and* f^roduee subscriber is now receiving a large addition to his *Stock. of JtfJSBCBANDISE, which makes his assortment very complete, which will be soid Cheap for Cash, OR EXCHANGED FOR Pot and Pearl Ashes, Whis- key, Wheat, Pork, Lard, But- ter, Rye, Corn, Oats, Flax, Timothy Seed, Clover Seed, Bees Wax, Tallowy &e. CASH PAID; For most of the above named Jlrtides. ON BAND, ' A \ERY GOOD ASSORTMENT OF Black, Blue> Brown, and Mixt Broad Cloths and Casstmeres, though they shine not in the eye of e world, nay, are often subjected to it^|bloqny, are yet the guatfdjans of virtue, of honor, and of indepen- dence. v BXRLY RISING. I dp not know a practice which I [.should more recommend than early rising, whether devotion, health, i*ilite£^p,l>roJ:eB by the\ mild beams tifeellrfa^a^Hpring. \» f^ben IKe faCi§ of nature begins to smile an$ adorn her broad surface, bespangled with tbi variegated won- ders Which are scattered over it—view the high and lofty mountains—-the deep and shady vaflies—see the ex- tended plains, andthe gentle risings of a more uneven yspace. Contem- plate the mighty Raters of the ocean, and the inland seai ; view the rivers and brooks that swell and roll their liquid streams through the forests and fields, watering tfte earth around,:— No dreary prospect strikes the eye at this season, save pie decaying ves- tiges of winter, Wjifigh are.gradually springing intp |ii|, ai)d the loveliness of nature begins tolaehchant the be- holder. HVkkkt but.aifew months be- fore appeared clad in the icy vest- ments of a cold an$ Inclement sea^- son, now merges fronts; gloom and ravishes the sight. s ;£he feathered inhabitants again are seen at their bu- j sTy employment j the |»usic of their From the Ladies JLiterarii Cabinet. SP&JENG. Spring is the # youth of life, and what a scene of instruction does its opening afford ^tot the reflecting mind. A more poivepil incentive for grati- tude tcj/sliat ^fing; who rules the sys- tem, of hatu/ej^oes not oecurdnring the season of the revolving years of _._ T „_, mnM time, t|||^ ^heri.the icy ehains of jbeauty, or ito&rovemrat~cl?the \inlnd Which have been purebased advanta.| wild n 0teSj ^ rb | e i^ the breeze and geojisly, and will be sold cheaper than die . in the ^ tance , Tft fi (he sweet at any other fetor^towii. , me | d ^ ^ floals • b ^ e -^ ^ CARPBTIMG. |«khseriber. s liftjs. been.appflmt- led &BL ' Ag^it of \ *the JVew Wgtmd '&ritet. Society?* for tlte'sate and faints in the around. vastness of •9F5P were the objects in view. How cheerful and animated are the medi- tations of the morning! What a de- lightful bloom flushes into the cheeks from its balmy exhalations! t^hat an unspeakable cheerfulness glides into the soul, from hearing the devo- tional, matins of the lark,, and from beholding the newborn scenery *of nature! How necessary is such st rer- gimen to preserve that sweetness of complexioii and of breath which are the very essence and perfume of beau- ty! JVhejLpeople think of account- ing * ko Oo» for the talents they have received, they overlook the hours which are lost in morning\ sloth an,d unreasonable indulgenciest I have inured inyself for many years to this habit of early rising. In the spring months of April and May par- tiqularly, I grudge every nioinent that is wasted after five. I consider it as a rude neglect to all those sweets which opened to salute me, and al- ways find so much more deducted from the firmttess of my healthy anil the vigor of understanding.— -Sennefs .Letters* . - ' > ? ., -, him in his peculiarity,; he £mt»~£os him to give him a jobation, whic|i he thus began : \ I say—^th'^l i^^ you say—I say-/say/'-wht^'.ffil- ing the ridie6lou's combiu&tlolCJ'.?' which his, speech was invp'Jve y I>. t|^ concluded by bidding the $oMii £a|* tinst begone to his roonj. To nature, winter;|s,ltkeJjeBah-l one of the hjwk towns in WM'^i bath: 3ay, insthMed'%y ^fen'o¥d^^l relates the *fQH#\*ing ci^lfii^ JPr&nf ftte, JVeiv-iXiondon Jidvoeatp, - Serious Joke. —A g;etttletnarif#om' ' Viatel oj§^paice^ Sir Wn\. Jones and jt<nqm®s;•&#%*. Esq- —onedayremovhigsoml'l^oks at the chambers of. the fo|^r, \ ; ia' large spider droppeJ>iu^Qp the'floor, upon which sir Wi|[-iatti^J'^p| &j>$ne warmth, said, il kill* W : iplief, Day! kill that.spider!\ »J?o,^ saM Mr.Day, with thatcoolnelfofv^^ he Was so eonspieuousV **I ^ilj.^oiaf- kill that Spider, Jones3 \IrJij^Ot know that i have a rightto4l|%%t spidey—Suppose ivh'eh you-ar'i& 0i^- ®enev(t, Jan. %%, l£&$. *T||IS-..la to forewarn ajfjpersons IVom h&i'feoaring or trusting -fay wife MwnQp r Qipmy account, as I shall pay no idebts of her contracting after this date. ISAAC &AI*L k Fayette, Marchm^ 182^. ? ^6 • ,,WAOT&V, * A ^f Apprentice to th5e printing ba- A J%, «iness> A \adfrdm|#to 1^6 v years who can epme ivell recommended for his industry And Care, witl be take« on good terms by applying at this Office. March M. jju$tr.$4p$& i $n& for 'Sth at.ike ^e- , jfiem §Q^si4i'% o^'of WMianot Pitt, line, Bishop of >¥jn- chestei% f vol$. %g. -'^ • •'' -1.^-lit^ 5fei?yr %t6eri^ 0| feco\«i dr^w^n^Mthe€tate pipers: •with from Oermain)f thef4»Jtiior «f llnjline^ SI. Faith and -PftfoOSe, i^ale,a vols, g^ Fa .$•'£•• public to leet that he stitlcarf ries on the CHAIR MA^ IUNG business at the did sland, corner of Main & Castle-streets. A* be hai heretofore been u nab let o wait on his. customers as puucr tually as he wmrltf wish, on aeeount of not IZambwj tin of Reiigiotf^ractsin this part tfiU t \>mn. Spring usfes in thelahours eoontry/ He has lately rece.ved ft of m * % h ^ & of nature 4 claim the? penance inflicted for tWlgethep om evening for ISu^ement, sweets of Spring, Summer and Aii~\ when it was proposed fey some ofj *^^^ CH_JS - t .,-... ^. ,., i t he m to cODp!e;theinselVes/ Wgol in a Coach to Westminster haii^ a so* perior bjeing Jiho, • perhaps,, may have as much powe# over^ypUj 4 ^sf you have over this insect, Sthoi^d.^f 'f kill that lawyer, kill that law^ejf^ How should you like that*Jones^? and I am sure to most persons a law-' yer is a more noxious animal than.^t spider.\ .' . -r—— ... ''. -| The Charleston Mercury noticing Mr. Garnet's solitary nay* om th# Subject of South American IndepenW dence, rather quizically observes i - \There is a story in point. All old negro fellow at the north* lost his barrow hog. He made^reat: search .and inquiuy for it, arid feiqg: questioned by a person wfioJ)i..J^e met, as to the appearance, &ci. oQ|i|s' lost animal, replied by deseripn|>j his colour, siz;e and make :'„ tltit a^ had, at short tail, his left ear crp|jj£ej j ,'- and concluded his description; s^olia- what iinpatiently, by saying%if^ hadyean %mow Mm,, for hi Mii&y$. goes in a gang by himself,\ large number of Tracts, which he of fer&for sale at the'rate of one mill per page. PEREZ HASTIMOS. Geneva,, Oct. 31, 182 L '* • N. B. Printers friendly to thecaiise, are re^ufested to give ttie above a tew insertiflfls. . •-. • •• - 4 Surrogate JNdtice. 1 At a court held at the Surrogate'ii of- fice, in and for theiceunty ot Onta- ria, a»d state of |few-¥or«, on the Prefentj IRA. SSE %$%, Sitrrogaie.' W EEHEAS Enotii Morse-and Jolm-M* &vangeri admiaistrk- ters of all and singular the goads tasl ehattlet, laijds, and prtdits^ of Jofm Granger % deeea*ecl ? late; of Sod«|,rin the ebunty aforesaid, haye, by their petition to the,said surrogate, set fortih'j that Ihe said John Granger, at tlie 1 ime of his death, was seized or real year. Thie' Jiing of nature prepares again for his subjects, his gifts. The. husbandman arises at this season with renewed expectation of receiving fronj; nature's God the gift of seed time, ^ijd-with joy jtntlci- pates <he harvest which he has de- cre^ shall be his reward. The low- ihg herds bellow forth in accents of pleaspre at the sig^t cf the budding feeaulS^s of Spring* The green man- tle \which shoots- tip spontaneously, and covers the htljs, and plains a- t^ound, prpGlaim to tfte^ jdso, the re- turai. of that $eason * when; renew- ed liifie and animation arouses the; earth frotathe sleep in which winter bad loclte^her. • What heihi is there, then, who breathes, the bracing ^ir of spring, Vfliich has been purified by |be cold 'Iborthern hlksts, ai>d Warmed by the life giving; rays of the suft, ^who will {then having su^ejent iria%ials, he -to '\pftishis frei#tb4t me \ v arrange- »<mt8 ^r e liirate a> will ehal^ him to inishbifi work irt-ceom ;n<l «^#«gSJ«UiMi^V:.|t fi ; ^e o»lia«U Jt variety of Web te^n ana 1 tM sell as low as W ea« 1»& purchased in the village »o« of as\ KottdLWttrfemaiiship^ Uyi&i «ona pj^state hrtlpj Mo^nuntyrandthat the, „ ol sa y JJ-^J Iangua ge 0 f gratitude, sjid pet.tpne^ha^^adeaju^andl « Our^Fafe wholn V heaven SanlSo^sSdS^^ mt as they have heen able to discover ^S M flm ^o views the dej,ghtAi) tJlftSiUb6,%qihiebitik|(&«aF8)l1i&tt^'^^^ C^\* a season, in which said.^ersojiftl estate of the said Jokn\ thfc **istencj» of man and beast seems mm^4e^Me^ is tesnlnciient to,'Jtp depo^,Jsv|o will not exclaim that f/^,te8^J^t^i^.G^r80Ktoe reqoestgl^ng is,tli^-youth of life, the 1M4 o| this iJdHrt i« the premises, J* — piirinaHtto^be statute in such cases Edue0m$£Females.—The edu- !\ a ^ ^^.JP^Hift^ iT^taf reupoh it eation ofth^ present race of females, favourable to domestic for our own part, we ion not that which smoth- ers a woman with accomplishinentsi, but that whi^h tegdsto consolidate a firm and regalar system of charac- tfer j that which tends to form a friend, p. coiflp^aipa and a wife. We call !&dtteatlpn;|iot that which is made up ofs|H'^,^|ll( patches of useless arts, but that^lich infeateates principles, ^olish|s taijte, regulates temper, cel^ tiyates reason, subdues the passions, dwects, tho feelings, hahitaafes to re- ftection, trains to^elf denial, and more especially th4t which iefers all actions, feeliogg, sentiments, tastes %ntf passion^ (^ the Imandfmr of wad* , o •{ t If w6 looki|itp the privato Jiisto> ries of unforMll^te families, we shall; to a>young Justice alid#^ married.— ^Phis it was thought wbuld he l^ne fan, and a clever joke on the young squire. All was read)? in a twinck- ling, and the company marched off with great glee, young beardle|s youths of fourteen—and all soori ap* pe&red before the squire. I'hbugh the Justice was young, he understood his dut|v and * married them in du^ form. He immediately complained of hitnself to the proper authority for a breach of the law, which provides/ that the intentions of the parties shall be published previous to'mar-J riage. The consequence is, that ike whoh &re legally mtertitdi A lawyer once jeerrngfy asked >» Quaker, if hetould tell the differ- .*ff apnea;r.befdrethe ,tiitwr^|at44this ornie in th^l^gfifr'f^^«i'&iio*'tti|na, on: the 23d ofj April neit^ at r o'clock, P. fa & &9$m^i%^$:\b&¥Wfrh whysa rnueh of^h> reil^fttat^lvbere- of the said John <Sra»|^ir/dled % se1z;ed, should pot be gold,, s#' w§J ^ sifni- eient to g«y his de&ts;^D^ rnary 22,1822. IllASELBY^ '23:6 Surrogate]* Geneva) Mtf$li • WM, McKLtfSTjRY. » Caljs upon the. subscribers of the Palladfium in Junius, Galen, Woleott, U% to hestir tfieniselves in paying him; *%ple^disregards the Weather in ^ servinfthem, and iti return all he asks I i« ill 4uei^-ktx^t that due he must mdmUrtiwei&fi (he Printer is dun* nttt^hiiw:every week. Protaceof al- ri ?5 Ot «W most efety kiud reeeived j a payment \ n d niOsH atcftRhiprieei.tislMered at the ftlaees ptqeeeded ^rmerlyuotfeedl . .;; v ; ' ' \ J ^\- ~* - : Jm; i,6 ; , fS22. , from neglect of the ttseful tentioiji tp doaiestic concernsj #hicbj REFLEOTIOWS ON TUE LOSS OF A NOSE. A man who has lost his nose has peculiar advantages as welj as dis- advantages : he cannot follow his nose, but then he cannot be said to be poking it into every thing. He can- not blow his, nose, but then he saves pocket hahdkef chefs. Be cannot be stufied up ifi his nose, but then he cannot take snu|F, which is, however, another saving. If he goes to sleep, you cannot tickle his hose, and when he is awake, he cannot run his nose against a post. Let him driuk what he will, hTwili ne^er have a red nose, and never b6 exposed to the nick- name of \ Kosey ;\ apd let him be as impertinent as he will, he may de- fy you to poll his hose. \ Sir,\ said he, \ I'll pull your nose.\ « Sir,\ said he, \I shall put my nose in my pocket.** A citizen missed two poands Of fresh butter, which was to be reser^- ved for himself. The maid, how- ever, had* not only stole it, but fas^ teried the theft upon the cat; avering, moreover, she caught her In the act of fihishing the last morseh The wily cit immediately put the khten into the scales, and found it to way but a pound and a half! This city mode of accurate reasonihg being quite conclusive, the girt confessed her crime.. ence between also and liktimse,- yes,\ said the Quaker pertly,'.\ |M<- Ikine *h .a great lawyer; his talonts are admired by every one: you ar f ^ a lawyer also but not like-wise.\ .; A gentleman of Edingburgh, be-* ing pressed to subseribe to the tiatiori* al monument to be erected tn.th'at city, to commemorate the events of the late war*, replied *' I'll do na#§ie thing ; the national debt, 'i m^ ,o^ipr« ion, is monument enough.\ ^ \%v.; A merchant who lately ad^tis^if for a clerk who could bear mnfini-* ment, has been answered by one Wmk had lain seven years in gaol: - • To all Ladies tohqmit niay concern. A good wife should be like three? things; which three things she shoujdi not be like. First, She should jte like a snails to keep within her own house; hote should not be like a snSil, tocarr^ all she has upon her back.. i\' Secondly. Sh^ should be like ai* echo—to speak when spoken toy, but. she should not be like an ecliOj, aC-. ways to have the last word. ' '. \ f . Thirdly. She should he lik$. ^ town-clock, always keep time and| regularity; but she should not he* [like a town-clock, to spesck ^0 JonU; that all the town may near her*, *\ \ Agricultural M$$qra^ei.Z^thQ , juice of carrats, a^d to cre^m hi winter, wilt give the butter, '^ade> therefrom, the flavor and appea^ ance of that made in Summer. A table spoonful of unslackei| lime, given to horses^ regularly wiili their water or food, for three or fom? days night and morning, will com* pletely expel the bots- \ ; it is a safe maxim that graip sho|i|d| never be sown but when the gr^d; is laid to grass, or ploughed ^omi^ To ensur^a good sopply of m 4 ^. nure for the ensuing ^ear, profit of every favorable op^ortunj^y, tol^%j^ bog or swarnp eartli iiila th^lajcn ,of paft Hail, had a find mosllof their calamities to hav$\J^^ridicutotts hraijiner of'prefacing eve- t$ thing he'said with the Words, | dnties of sobriety, eeoHOnly, M 0m say. Ah under gmduate having, as. =ihe doctor's informed, Bftitoiekp M is, n clair, that neither wheat or rye sttiw should fee given to mules, as it disa* grees withaft^^lllrender thenj unfit for labor* ;L •m M 1