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Qne'x Lips. aul Revere Advertised the Revolutionary War and Longfellow Advertised Revere; It's Legal to Advertise Anything 'Cept Booze, but Anyway, Booze Is on Every By NEAL R. O'HARA. fru furs to advartise, Everybody does t now, Armour spends a million ®. dollars a year advertising / that thero's no money !n the meat business. Even the kaiser fell for publicity, Ho started the war to advortise, opening up with a big campaign, The Kals had smallor ads. m the end of the was. He. liad: x. couple of Ince running for threa. months betore the Aliles couldfmlfh up , with 'em, 'The, only trouble, with Willic's space: enmbalgn was poor Judément, Ho was advertis ing nbwelt. when hs should have four tured the hetp wanted column-and that wus his alight mistake, The hais is now found in- the amusement column, . Advertising won't make the world go found; but fta what keops the sextunle peseas rotating, [Pew guys could aver s herees € | It \ wasn't for daubs of Printer's ink, |General ade vortiscd all bls wars, and there'll sll Mexander advortlsed for more worlds to. conguen, and, ho certainly [Tot quick yemiltn.. Paul Revere: advertised the Revolitionary war and Longfellow ad- vertised -Paul . Rovere. faid the pen was - mightier than the sword Jinew the value of the publicity department, | Ink is mightior | than iced because the more Ink you sho out of your svetem the betotr off you feel.. Tho Eble Itself warns against hiding: your light undor cight pedks of wicker work. R *. The: get-rich-quick guys advertisn as companies and they keep on lgdn 'up! . Rockefolier advertises his wasolina and that keeps on going up! Nothing Is | Impossible to, hoom Cn puper. California advertace its. eltmate and Portland advertises its cemont. bas made Poughlccopilo ore. famous for cough drops thin Vassar college. And even when all the world knws you, you continue to afs verilse. Like Henty Ford. - Ford could still: shake up the people without ad- but does he? He does not! would. spond his Jast Jitney on C- THR - | ONCE OVER - hus ' By H, I, PHILLIPS. -__ phase ee +0 $ ic \Lydia and the Ballot, When I go forth to cast my vote, 'My cholce will be a matter simple; CWFik-vote for lim whore face I note ' Contains the most nppealing dimple. Nhe 16 récord I will not porust, Or worry o6'r the deal sho's cooking ; wota-for him I can't refuse \16 Be-Js: only: quite good looking 4 2. E.For all these rulers are alike; 'A.prealdont is but a Axture, A so, my slogan's \Luvea Slike! Get One who takes a decent pleture !\ ' LXDIA / The worden have.won the ballot at &-dr slips on over the neck and shoul dirk. * ~ The Sussm' B, Anthony amendment Mamow a part of the. Conitltution, & amondment added to what you've got makes a little bit more, $. The Constitution will presently have 6 aliown in two reéla Instead of the one decreed by- our forefathors, hat every school child was' euppobed |. It. ' Now It !s so long: few .péopla: Hive fong enough to read it F through once. ' Lifé in: America Is just one durned §=amenament after another, Fist they took away a man's liquor with the § Highteenth Amendment,. Now, thoy R- add & Nineteenth Amendment, talking , away his wite, No home Is bli enough to onld two adult voters of opposite political creeds und sexes. * W O 'The hand that rocks | the bridge élub is to rule the polis. ~ f m subway and giving a lady his seat. Only; as Lydia ways,. must have « nice kind face and ears that set 0. 'close to the skull, William Faversham, d- John. Burrymore or Douglas Haire © banks -| can . become president by merely saying the word. $ ~- What a candidate thinks of the tarlit iy no. consequence In the future. §: fakes & firm stand for the advance» 23“ Of tungo teas, a higher stand- of prizes at afternoon card par- » tes and hus & platform plank re- A quiring all husbands to wash.the ' to, the election is his. 5 <, There are 24,000,000 women entitled ~ 40. vote in the United States. Which (7. grats whatever alle\ is ens £. whatever she- 2 Alfied. to. - . All you've got to do to make 'em all try to vote in the same booth at th same time is to hang a \Aarked . A. jhave been calling: themselves\ are going to . say péddie from now on. 1.1.5 Down\ sign on the voting machines. i a ' the ward higthecler. stocked poultry farm. F /- \Theyti sfve him 'the name of one clindidate and tell him to take his - cas \he reat MT: male will soon #ealife that z vote in his hand worth two in the family. hooke, ones' lips, in the scographies, Haly and tho histories, and Jolinny Walker In the elty directonl «lsplay lype section. mulas for home brew, but there mre nds. for neeldent Insurance, which !s the next best thin. ling: baok a w fom. | BOY® broks that he wrote about \om ices om smile, A bal with a ery, A sold advertises hls past by his note and his thirst by a scription. aven't tha only his backbone with hile fst and a woman imvcrtlm her with hor lot ace. going to church and to Canada, The guy that Dee Ccok the four: u more dough becasue he advertised.. And there's Venus, with no head and. two bum arms to the the world's most b sha wasn't advei les? Even Cox and Harding ate going to advertise, Cox's 6d. In t Hardin's stuff in the Diyton News, didn't, you'd bo reading this { | four-page nowsriper and, th namo | Armament, affecting tou This is a very Tuck l 'The Constitution used. to be so short | / C‘T , ABy iman can be clected President With a clean recon for getting up in and the Monroe Doctrine will be of 1t he ulishes and not speak unless spoken great many male: voters who It with the soft Exit the male ward heeler. Enter .. From now on, & male voter whose X wife's mother lives with him is going . 'to hive as much chance of exercising Mis own. convictions election day as an ossified worm has on an over: who hold scheme of thincs-os desl \men who can maite decisions\ was - heads while she tat—smdhgahcktux home to take him to the polis continued. But the | sense, they'l c year and send the old gent & hearse un agate linc, And even the banks vertlse-sometimgs - for | missing . bank clerks, ma the same! he,. but they advertise Just It is logleal to advertise any thihg but but anybyay. booze is an very You'll fikd the Green Tiver 1 Maly In , hut never in the . Hooch-nover gets Into excopt in the fale tonic You ean't even advertise for- But aslde from grog there are prictl« wally no limits to | A dame can advertise her, shivtwalst with ons Intertion-proviided the of peek-a-boo ince, used to advertise alll stocidngs und aro sure of n follow-up campaign by the Insortlon's mada Short, akirts, are £ a wren hos swell lines sho |- in preferred posltion on 'the each. . a A frail advertises her with a |. by advertises dis. hunger res 'the department store blrd& nes, A man adveltizes A guy advertises he's good (b) 0 cut Js 14d O Fome Magellan discovered .the strait and ush, but, Doc got Who'd, plek | a _ dame to be esutifil frail If ed In all the histor- But we'd like to row) the Marion Star anil to! It pays to ndvirtise? 16 it s dope in a c's be no t the top of the story. ~ WHAT THE STARS PREDICT ectes'and. omens seen in, the | heart . and other Anterest TODAY - what do dn atgre for tite and other social, , nations, for noted mien ahd womens Bélentifically east d &o far as astvology Ur ab cast isclence. \day. : It is tho best possible: algn under which to latnch new centorpHse ard Initiative. - 1, The stars Indicate high honors for a judge and a place in the noxt breskdon~ tial cabinet. * A diplematle complication (will cause the oxchaige of mebnage® from over» seas. - Fo. The dict panle In 'last. All they've got to do mow Is to 163,1513m2r “are? dvmd © ania; R 'rearn whether it buttons up the BACK [room forest fit& 111 ho great loss Persons | whose | birthday this Is should. subrd. thelr hearth, - . * Children born on this day will find romance late th life. * (Copyright, 190.) Are You Always 1 'on the Fenice By SOPHIE IRENE LOEB- HAT 'airl. will | always ao through life on , the fence.\ 'This is a rematk made by & friend of mine, in speaking of some other young worhnn, , .° \You nover can get a decision from her,\-sho continued, | \When there Is uny controversy and sho is asked for an opinion, her answer is Invariably, \L “(cull take sides cither way; I ont neutral? \t wish you would write something about it,\ sho concluded, \and wake such people up a, blt.\ \Thero is condsldérable morlt In this suggestion, hey think they | avoid, trouble In this way. Perhaps they dn;lbut they lose. a lot that Is | thoroughly worth while, There is nothing more , exe asperating than the individuals from whom you are weeking some express sion that will ald or: comfort you and who do not respond because they do, not want to take any, bukden, Sometiow they take all the \starch\ out of you hd leave you weak and weary, |. One | would\ prefer. having some one disagree with you rather than a person who id forever nelther here nor there. _. 1 know a yoting woman who had two sweethearts, 'They all went to school together, She tried to keep them both by. maklnzf each realize that she was rot partial to the other, On occasions when each of the youg men “flied het to marry | b she would tell him that she cared so much for each that she couldn't make ber chofco. - Now It happened: that. these two young men were initlated In the same fraternity at. the rame. time.. They aw considerable of each other and somehow began to compare notes. Tb make m long story short, this woman never matrled at. all. She lived to regret trying (3 keep both young men as she had done. I know a man who held on to a plece of property because _ two . nelghbors sought It. He wanted to keep the friendship of both and therefore would not sell his property. There came a day when one of the melghbors moved away, to another town and had no use for the prop: erty ;and when the man tried to sell the piece to the other nelztbor, he refused to buy it on the srou®1 that the property deterlorated _ in value since people wete moving away from there. 2C The man lost out accordingly. Indecision is one 6f the worst of traits. \The big people=those who arrive and the hisk places in the and. mother-n-a cast their ballot. erbmlaw If the ward cournittées have any cut the back staff this Three loud screams: wins. Foor hrsterical giggles and a shrieks around: city. itraets. They o : to return ip 'thole .| domes after thelr daily toil th fintstiea, 'the theatre, she: bilard\ illf ahd tha . 'tltb Become tlronoilly , after- n. few ft da. id, - watch tHeao. lonesome men tryhg. :to.aimuse will offor patrons fe of intense ond emotloral Miss Fisher plays a\ gle brought up im a daneo rough (Unnmn'd under the spell of a. profes- yloudl hypnotist-who is hred to go Into a home of cultura to impersonate the daughter, since a vich man. Is com» g to court her and the danghtor'® health Jins failed so greatly that her imvonts fear whe will make pression on the. iman: »Naturally al romance. springs up between the. impostor girl ond the suitor: lead# to some-of the most sensational cpisodes over, sereened ns 'the man trigs to: break the spell Alisg_Pistor Is. gulend; Qfl!‘ comedy Cie, my“; pers s 2. ; « 2 Cun Ptli its. wealth of soft melodjes adil plethorn of doveing and ldughter. It shotlld Brave to: bo the bright ost and livellest of music plays that has come to this city in many mohth#. From tho vist of the firsb curtain. uh- tl the Jost number has becb, sung {t a riot of color, #iyety, gifls and gowns. ote : Colintal l'lb'Szersfl,‘ hi With Frances Auderioh, hew lend? ing laily of the Colonial PI réndg- an dstablished favorite; thbatel goons will lung, the Qppor‘thlmy this week at. thirep membors 'of, the dramatic stock. coft« pang, in this week's, play at the gnlal theatre, \The Comitty 'Cous! The trio. ore 'Aldxis 1. Luce, lenitl ilan ;. Miss Olive . Massey, uel Ald \Mist: Bello _‘Il)'.~\rcy, : 7 resnougy Whoo title <the. ct m well ns uny It is told. in song \ aud story. . Antliony and Rogers. prébent a . comedy. oddity, tint is overflowing with Inugla~ Tho Three Sons of Jaks will Jaze and Jazz They offer a syncopated evie, nicans Ing n_llnncing number full of -pep aud ginger, with i few songs inter- ‘ AMUSEMENTS TODAY HARMANUS BLEECKER HALL , The Little Whopper, EMPIRE THEATRE more precious thin Lol Tilt perhabs It Js best that husbands , | must experiente. theso lonésomé peri- ada. otlee: 1 a whilé, Too. fréqugntly they fail to undétbtand that home lifo with: wife nnd 'childrén Is the,deatest privitege. I the wopld. To the home follté tiothing means Tong -* oteninga .with. daddy, ° 'When | he rye | ortunately, Jiqivever, tod. ofteh; .| we. dre ubbppreclative. of - this: Blom» nk cho ls: left along: fob it brlef-period does ho Eeiofinln what De litmus 68; Jurse found i wanderitg anl PROCTOR'S, THEATRE, High eliss vaudeville and Robert Warwick in \The .F ille'w greafest loughing animal | novelty, | Rex has for his subjects a pony,. dogs cate: and n bucking mule. Jim oud Irene Marlyn: offer on f of dancing, singing and comedy. _ The impersonations of\ three types of sol ders, the Epglishnan, the Seot and stnglng \Dark Town Ban\ 44 exceedingly funy, Kinogrnms: and. \Toptes of the Day\ Y Tho added tion is Robert Wartick in \The Pos Man\ . wit «Bebe Raniels and \Tlie ng'mi’hnpper.\ . 'Of moré thik ordinary Interost will hore at Proctor's Colonial Players. in \The Coufitry MOTION PICTURE THEATRES, TLELAND-Margarita Fisher in- The orinne Griffith in \Bab's PINE HILLS-Dryint \The Six Best Collars, HUDSON-Seeus Owen une, TON | §QUARE-Mary Minter in \Jouhy B Leland Movics. 2a Margarita Fisher in *the Hellion\ at. the: Leland today, Puesdhy: and ToUTS AND CASPER ~> 1 alt..who plunges ¢ dunoletroln, of city Frivalities to 'save hee nitto from : A @ . increchaby - stopudther, 1s. arole' that provides, abu opportuaiticn ;for \Miss ¢ play . Itlew, ... The , nid Wizard, is the special fentitfe all week; He will read your future ond astound ; , ie thingh he fistells, A. comedy. ) Now Weekly and screen bovelty ill be, othor fert Hort in \Band\ will he t to Saturday'star. Proctor's Granil. A IncliJent 'of Bronftway 'white Hglit distFict Is offered. in, tht skit , \The- Rouhier will., be: sgroctiod, a. const . hieliiling > . 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