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* *. • 1 .J .1-, • % . _ . s % i ®l)c Penn $mt tflxprare. PENN YAN, YATES CO., N. Y. REUBEN A. SCO F IELD , EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR, T E R M S : $1.25 P er Y ear in A dvance . $1.50 i» N ot P aid in A dvance . Express and N Y. Tribune Farmer, i yr. ...$i 60 Express and N. Y Tribune, thrice weekly.... x 85 Express and Thrice-a-Week World, 1 y r ......... 1 65 Express and ‘ Rochester Weekly Dem., iyr,... 1 50 Express and Rural New Yorker, 1 yr ............. 1 75 Express and Albany Semi Weekly Journal,.. 1 60 r e s s The Only Continuously } Republican Paper in Yates County. £ PENN YAN, N. Y., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 26 , 1902 Vol. XXXVII.--No. 34 .-Whole No. 1912 Business tiarbs. JAMES H. BRIGGS, ATTORNEY AND PENSION AGENT, All kinds of claims promptly attended to. Officfi, new No. 415 , old No. 77 , Liberty Street, Penn Yan, N. Y. Past Commander Sloan Post. No. 93 , G. A. R. D NEWMAN, Office, first house below Baptist Church. No. 94 Miin St Penn Yan, N. I . Phoi e, 5 -X. A SPECIALTY MADE OF ALL DISEASES OF THE NERVOUS SYSTEM. STOMACH, AND SKIN. Office hours, a to 10 .. m.; 2 to «, end 6 to p. m. In each pound package o f Coffee D b .M ao NAUGHTON, DENTIST, Penn Yan, N. Y Office over Wheeler’s Jewelry Store, Main St. from now until Christmas will be found a free game, amusing and instructive — 50 different kinds. Get Lion Coffee and a Free Game at Your Grocers. W. SMITH, DENTIST 63 East Avo., Rochester, N. Y________ CECURITIES BOUGHT AND SOLD, MONEY LOANED ON BOND AND MORTGAGE. CARE OF ESTATES A SPECIALTY. FARMS FOR SALE. The Citizens Bank PENH TAN, N. Y, Chartered April 1 4 , 1 8 9 9 . 99 yl JOHN T. ANDREWS A SON. \TVT OTICE.—At the office of DRS. H. R. PHILLIPS & WREAN From May 1 , 1900 , you can get A Set of T eeth, on Rubber Plate, For $10.00, And Dentistry of the best at the Cheapest living prices. Consultation Free. C, ELMENDORF, Capital, $ 5 0 , 0 0 0 JOHN H. JOHNSON, President, LORIMER OGDEN, Vice-President, J. A. UNDERWOOD, Cashier. BOFESSIONAL D E N T IST . 42 Main Street. Opposite Baldwin Bank, Penn Yan, N. Y. C . H . K N A PP, UNDERTAKER, ( N e x t D o o r to B e n h a m H o u s e .) Residence, 108 Benham St. Telephone, store, 66 W. Telephone, residence, 66 F. Before Taking Life Insurance See the NEW TRAVELERS' POLICY. It is fu l l y G u a r a n t e e d . N o p a y i n g t w e n t y p e r c e n t , e x t r a to g e t a IO p e r c e n t , d i v i d e n d at th e e n d o f t w e n t y years. Goodspeed<fc Directors. FRANK H. HAMLIN, HENRY M. PABMELE, JOHN T. ANDREWS, HOWARD L. WOODRUFF J. A. UNDERWOOD, LORIMER OGDEN JOHN H. JOHNSON. Certificates oi D e p o sit Issued. Silas Kinne & Son Represent the AETNA INSURANCE CO., OF HARTFORD, “ The Leading Fire Insurance Company of America.\ » AMERICAN FIRE INSURANCE CO., OF NEW YORK YORK UNDERWRITER’S AGENCY. SPRING BARDEN INSURANCE GO., OF PHILA. and NORTH-WESTERN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. OF MILWAUKEE, WIS. Policies Properly W ritten. Losses Prom p tly Paid. SILAS KINNE A SON, 94y] ______ A q a n tn Miller, Agts. House Painting! Sign Writing. Graining, Glazing, Paper Hanging. Dealer in Paints, Varnishes, Wall Paper, Etc. First-Class Work, and Prices Right. D. C. Robinson, 20 M aiden L a n e . F u r n i t u r e ! Our styles are correct, and up to date in every par ticular. are prepared to furnish ice cream in all flavors—or any flavor desired— at short notice and at low prices. They will gladly quote priees. Their cream is always pure and uniform in quality. Seivsd by the dish in their elegantly appointed parlors. We are the Lowest Priced Furniture House in the County. We ask you to give us a call. Clarence H.Knapp NEXT D O O R T O T H E BENHAM H O U S E . with or without ice cream can be had at their soda water fountain at five cents a glass. Their trade has con stantly grown because their custom ers are perfectly satisfied with the goods and treatment they receive. Olympian Fruit & Candy Co. M ain Street, Penn T a n . Not In a fiootl Sot. “No,” exclaimed the mother turkey, \I would prefer my children not to as sociate with those incubator chicks.” “Because they are so heedless and don't know how to feather their own nests?” inquired the duck. “No, it Isn't that so much I have brooded over,” replied the turkey, “but there’s something so artificial about them.” However, when the incubator chicks heard this they thought of the funeral baked meats of Thanksgiving and re marked significantly. “ Death levels all ranks.”—New York Journal. SPOILED HIS DINNER An (JnplenMnnt Tlrnnksglving Day F o r n P o l i t i c i a n . /) “ Bluest Thanksgiving I ever spent?’\ mused the fine old gentleman who has an unconquerable antipathy to prac tical politics. “ It stands out in my memory like an obelisk on a plain, anti It was not so very long ago, either. “ I had been induced that fall to run for an important public office. It was done against my better judgment and under great pressure, but when a man enters sueli a tight he wants to win. I was n a close district and determined to put up the very best fight that the circumstances would permit. I adver tised at once for an extra stenographer, and from the many who responded se lected a beautiful, bright and dashing young woman who justified my imme diate faith in her ability. She did all my private correspondence, knew as much about the inside of the campaign as 1 did, worked day and night with a willingness that was surprising, and even took from one of my shrewdest advisers the list of voters in the stron gest section with which I had to con tend, with full instructions as to how the most influential persons among them could be won to my cause. It was great work, and yet I fell several hundred short of the normal party vote. “ My successful opponent lived in n neighboring town and graciously invit ed me to be his guest on the following Thanksgiving. It would have looked surly to refuse, and I went. It was really an admirable social function, but the few hours I put in there were tor ture. The host met me with a hearty handclasp. Turning, he said, 'My wife.’ Resplendent in satin and jew els, I saw my stenographer. ‘Love and war,’ she murmured. ‘He thinks I was visiting my old home in New Eng land.’ I held my peace, but that fatted turkey tasted like cork.”—Detroit Free Press. A CHEERFUL DINING ROOM LJ The social life of the home finds its center in the dining room. That is why this should be the brightest ana pleasantest room in the house. A little money invested here will do much towards ac complishing that result. Handsome Sideboards at $11.75, $15 and $18. Choice China Closets at $10.50, $12, $15 and $20. Well-made Dining Tables at $3.50 and upwards. Cane Seat Dining Chairs at 75 cents and upwards. Weis & Fisher Co. 118 STATE STREET AND 443 CLINTON AVE. NORTH ROCHESTER, N. Y. B O O K M A I L E D F R E E . A . A, I F E V E R S , Congestions, Inflamma- comes) lions. Lung Fever, Milk Fever. I). B, 1 SPRAINS, Lameness, Injuries. cu r e s ) Rheumatism. C. C. I SORE THROAT, Quinsy, Epizootic, cures ) Distemper. CURES j^ O R M S , Rots, Grubs. E. E. I COUGHS, Colds. Influenza, Inflamed c u r e s ) Lungs, Pleuro-Pneumonio. F. F. i COLIC, Bellyache. Wind-Blown, cures ) Diarrhea, Dysentery. G . G. Prevents M ISCARRIAGE. cures \ K 1 DIVEY & BLADDER DISORDERS, I. I. ! s K I \ DISEASES. Mange, Eruptions, cu r e s ) Ulcers, Grease, Farcy. J. K. 1 BAD CONDITION, Staring Coat, cures J Indigestion, Stomach Staggers. 60 c. each; Stable Case, Ten Specifics, Book. &c., 07 . At druggists, or sent prepaid on receipt of price. Humphreys’ Medicine Co., Cor. William & John Streets, New York. NEAR SIGHT and FAR SIGHT orrectly fitted. Only the best glasses used. HOPKINS, Jeweler and Optician. 1 1874 . M. F. HOBART & SON, 1902 . $ l ❖ •> Insurance, Loans and Real Estate; \ ♦ > 1 ❖ ❖ ❖ e ❖ NO. 5, L O W N B L O C K , P E N N T A N , N. Y . (OVER LOWN’S DRY GOODS STORE.) Representing the Following Com p a n ies: Franklin Insurance Company, Royal Fire Insurance Company, British America, Commercial Union, 8un Fire Office, Pennsylvania Insurance Co., Niagara Insurance Company, Caledonian, Lloyd’s-Plate Glass, Travelers* Life and Accident. Combined. A s s e ts over $80,000,000. $ ❖ ❖ ❖ ♦> M WALL PAPKE $ We are selling Paper at Cost o make room for our next year’s goods. We have everything you want, both in price and quality. We give the B'ue and Green Stamps. VAN GELDER 1 1 6 M A I N S T ., PAINTER and DECORATOR. 9 copyriom T. White, Light, and Wholesome Bread, that delights the housewife when her baking is done, is made from the high grade, pure and nutritious flour that is ground at the Penn Yan mills from the finest Spring and Winter Wheat. Bread made from the P E A R L W H I T E flour is o f rich and tempting flavor, and contains more nutriment to the pound than any other on the mar ket. ► ► ► ► P A R K E R ’S HAIR B A L S A M Cleanse! and beautifies toe halt. I Promotes s luxuriant growth, Never Pails to Bettors Oray Hair to its Youthful Color, diseases ft ha CLA R E N CE T. B1R K E T T , SOLE MANUFACTURER, B A C K to the home of childhood, Though scattered far and wide, Back to the dear old kitchen— Yes, back to your mother’s side, Come, kiss her wrinkled forehead. Her hair, as white as snow, And sit down on her footstool, As in the long ago. W h ile father bends above you W eak with the weight of years, His trembling voice with gladness. His dim eyes tilled with tears. To both the greatest pleasure The year brings on its way Is this: The glad homecoming Upon Thanksgiving day. Once more the rooms re-echo From kitchen, stairs and hall. The sound of old time voices And m erry dinner call, W h ile m any sweet grandchildren, W ith laughter light and gay, Come pressing round the table This glad Thanksgiving day. THE GLAD HOMECOMING. So come, ye sons and daughters. From restless city strife; Come ere you lose your relish F o r the quiet Joys of life; Come back, ye roving children, From prairies far and wide And cluster round the hearthstone Once more at eventide. T a k e up your song of childhood And sing it o’er again; F o r g e t that ye are matrons* Or business loving men. And if your eyes grow m isty Rejoice that it is so; A heart sincerely tender Is the purest one to know. Remember, with your loved ones L ife’s lamp doth feebly burn; Y o u r parents m a y not linger To greet a late return. F o r g e t them not, though patient; Oh, come now w h ile you m a y! P r a ise God; rejoice together On this Thanksgiving day. —Good Housekeeping. S o l i l o q u y o f it T u r k e y . I know that Thanksgiving day’s most here, And it m akes me long to fly, F o r I’ve reached m y prime, and It's m ighty clear That it’s time for me to die. I saw the head of the house come out, And he smiled as he gazed a t me. And he cried aloud that there w a s no doubt W h a t a com fortable meal I'd be. Oh, I’ve got to go! And it gives me a fit, Though it isn’ t so much for m y life That I care about, but he can't carve a bit, And I’ve got to be hacked by his wife. —New York Herald. Sad T im e F o r Them . O f w h a t are the turkeys thinking Out yonder in the yard, W ith their red eyes sadly blinking? Do they think their fate is hard? A r e they on life reflecting And to hear their final call E a c h moment now expecting? No; turkeys don’t think at all. .Thanksgiving: Trust, Lord, I give thanks! Last year, thou knowest, my best am bi tions failed; M y back with scourgings of defeat was flailed; M y eyes felt oft the sharp salt wash of tears; No guerdon blessed the tireless toil of years; F a s t in the snares m y helpless feet were tied. Y e t in m y woes thou didst with me abide. Lord, I give thanks! —Susie M. Best in Lipplncott's. His P r e ference. “ W h a t portion of the fowl do you pre fer?” “ Oh, anything but the Napoleon, sir!\ “ W h a t do you mean?\ asked Carver, with a start. “ I mean I do not want the bony part.\ —Detroit Free Press. An U n k n o w n Quantity. She searched through the lexicon once and again, And her face wore sad lines of m isgiv ing. “ I w a s seeking,\ she said, with an accent of pain, “ T h e Spanish for our word 'T h a n k s g iv ing.' ” _ Tnn r* nn 1 THE PRISONER Who escapes from jail is by no means free. He is under the ban of the law and punishment is written over against his name. Soon or la t e he w i l l be caught again and bear added punish ment for his short escape from hie cell. Those who by the use o f palliative powders and tablets escape for a time from the sufferings of dyspepsia are m the same condition as the escaped pris oner. Soon or late they will go back to the old condition and uav an added penaIty^for temper- i ary release. \ - JL Curei il-OOet Dru air tailing. Dr. Pierce’s Gold en Medical Discov ery cures dyspepsia and other diseases of the stomach and organs of digestion and nutrition. Its cures are lasting. « For about two yean I suffered from a very obstinate case o f dyspep sia,\ writes R. R. Secord, Esq., of 13 Eastern Ave., Toronto, Ontario. «I tried a great num ber of remedies without success. I finally lost faith in them all. I was so far gone that I could not bear any solid food on my stomach for a long time; felt melancholy and depressed. Could not sleep or follow my occupation (tinsmith). Some four months ago a mend recommended your * Golden Medical Discovery.* After a week’s treatment 1 bad derived so much benefit that I continued the medicine. I have taken three bottles and am convinced It has in ray case ac complished a permanent cure. I can conscien tiously recommend it to the thousands of dys peptics throughout the land.\ Accept no substitute for * Golden Med ical Discovery.” There is nothing w just as good” for diseases of the stomach, blood and lungs. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets stimulate the liver A THANKFUL THANKSGIVING vVVVVVVVVVVVVVN A A /S] !< DON’T feel ns If I should enjoy tills ThnnksgivhiY* said Mrs. Jo el Nisbett, looking down into the basket of glossy, red cheeked Spitzonbcrgs as if it wore a fam ily vault and taking up an apple as if it had been a skull; “no, I don’t.” “Then, Sarcpta,” observed her hus band, who had just thrown a huge log on the open tire, “you don’t disarn nothin’ to be thankful for! It’s as hnrnsomc a turkey as ever flapped, and I don’t know of a year when I’ve lmd nicer pumpkins on that ar* corn loti” “ 'Tain’t turkey or pumpkin pies or cranberry sass as makes Tbanksgiv- in\” sighed Mrs. Nisbett. “ What is it, then? Ef it’s cold weath er, I should lia’ thought the last frost would ha’ done the business for you pretty fairly. Them artemislas by the front door is scorched black, and the old maple is losiu* its leaves as If they “ I AM GOING TO BE MARRIED. was rainin’ down. Parson Jarvis is cornin’ all the way from Sloatesville to preach tomorrow, and the quire’s lamed a bran* new anthem just a-pur- pose, about bein’ thankful for harvest and all that sort of thing. I’m sure I don’t know what else you’d have.” Mrs. Nisbett only answered by a sigh. “ I wonder if ’ tain’t possible Stephe ’ll be hum tonight,” she said after a pause. “ He writ not. He thought he’d drop in arly tomorrow mornin’ if he caught the train he expected. Only think, old woman; it’s five years since Stephe was hum to Thanksgivin’ !” Old Nisbett rubbed his horny hands, with a chuckle, adding: “And I s’pose, if all accounts Is true, he’s gettiu’ to be a great man out in that western country. It was kind of a hard pull when he went off and left us, but maybe the boy was in the right.” “Yes,” said Mrs. Nisbett dolorously, “but somehow I can't get reconciled to the idea of liis marryin* a strange gal out there.” Joel scratched his head. This was a phase of the subject that he scarcely felt competent to discuss. “ Maybe you’ll like her. Stephen says she’s a nice gal.” “ Stephen says! As if a man over head and ears in love wouldn’t say anything.” “ I wish he’d told us who she was.” Mrs. Nisbett groaned again. Joel went out to the woodpile, the everyday shrine whence he generally derived what little o f philosophic inspiration he had. “ Mrs. Nisbett!” It was a soft little voice, and the old lady’s face relaxed instinctively as it sounded on her ears. “ Why, Lida Tremaine—’tain’t you!” “ It is. I’ve done everything that Aunt Constance wanted, and now I’ve just run over to see if you don’t need a bit of help.” She stood in the doorway, a fair little apparition, all flushed and rosy with She November wind, while her blue eyes sparkled as if they were twin sapphires hidden away under her long, dark lashes. She was neither blond nor brunette, but a fresh cheeked girl, with nut brown hair, skin like the leaf of a damask rose, a straight, refined nose and lips as ripe as a red crabnpple, though by no means so sour. Generally she had a demure sort of gravity lin gering about her face, but when she did laugh a dimple came out upon her cheek and a row of pearly teeth glim mered instantaneously. In one hand she carried a bunch of late autumn flowers. “ See!” she cried, holding them up. “ I ransacked Aunt Constance’s garden for these. I knew that big vase on the mantel needed something, and, with a branch or so of scarlet leaves, I’ll have a royal bouquet to help you keep Thanksgiving.” Mrs. Nisbett took the fair oval face between her two hands and kissed the fresh little mouth. “ Set down, Lida,” she said. “ I wasn’t n-cnlculatin’ to have no scch fixin’s up, but you’ve secli a way, child, I can’t never say no to you.” “ But you’re going to keep Thanks giving,” cried Lida, throwing off her outer wrappings and dancing up to the looking glass like a little gale-of wind, “because you invited Aunt Constance and me to dinner and because your son Is coming home.” “ Yes, child, yes,” said Mrs. Nisbett, subsiding once more Into the mournful key from which Lida’s sudden appear ance had momentarily aroused her. “Joel’s got the turkey shut up in a coop, and the bakin’ ’s done, and I’m just a-tixliV them apples, and”— “Oh, oh,” cried Lida, who had flut tered to the window, “ what glorious red leaves speckled over with little drops of gold! May I make some wreaths for the wall? Oh, please say yes!” Mrs. Nisbett said “yes”—It would have been hard work to say “ no” to Lida—and the girl soon came in, her apron full of the sprigs of the old ma ple tree, whose shadowy boughs kept the window veiled with cool shadows through the glaring summer days and showered fading gold upon the dead grass when the autumn came. Mrs. Nisbett looked with tenderness upon tlie graceful little figure seated on the hearth rug, when the shine of the high heaped logs lost itself in her bright hair and made sparkles In her eyes, as the wreaths and trails of au tumn leaves grew rapidly beneath her deft fingers. “ Lida,” she said softly, “ Lida, my dear!” Lida looked up. “ I saw your Aunt Constance yester day, but there's somethin’ reserved about her, and I didn’t like to ask about you—whether you had decided to go out ns a governess or not; because, my dear, Joel and I were talkin' last night, and we both thought what a comfort it would be to have you here.” “To have me here?” “We’re old and we’re alone, and somehow we’ve both took a fancy to you, my child. So when your Aunt Constance goes back to the city, if you choose to come here” — Mrs. Nisbett paused abruptly and burst iuto tears. “We had a little girl once, my dear, and if she’d lived she would ha’ been nigh about your age.” Lida let the leaves drop down on the floor as she sprang up and threw both arms round the old woman’s neck. “Oh, Mrs. Nisbett,” she whispered softly, “you are so very, very kind. Believe me, I appreciate it all, but— but—I hardly know how to tell you.” Mrs. Nisbett listened intently. Lida smiled and cried a little and then whis pered so low it was scarcely audible. “ I am going to be married.” “Married!” ejaculated Mrs. Nisbett. with all a woman’s interest in this im portant piece of information. “And who to?” “ Your son lives in Iowa—in Burling ton?” “ Yes.” “ Well, did he ever mention the name of”- Lida paused, her cheeks glowing roses. Old Nisbett had come in with an armful of wood, bringing a gale with him from the frosty outer world. “ I’ll tell you by and by,” whispered Lida as she went back to her work. “Joel ’ll go out again arter awhile,\ thought Mrs. Nisbett, “and then I’ll hear about Lida’s beau.” But Joel sat down before the fire with a complacent satisfaction which boded ill for the gratification of his wife’s curiosity, and finally accompa nied Lida home, thus frustrating all his wife’s designs and cutting off her chance of hearing Lida’s story. “ Dear me!\ thought she. “ 1 don’t be lieve the man was ever born who knowed when he wasn’t wanted! How lonesome It seems when Lida’s gone' What does the girl want to get married for when I £ould ha* took such a sight o’ comfort with her? Oh, dear, dear! It does seem as if the world was all askew!” The next day, in spite of the weather prophet’s prediction of snow, dawned clear and brilliant as the dying smile of Indian summer. By 11 o’clock Mrs. Nisbett was dressed in her best silk and cap, with the turkey browning beautifully in the oven and the cran berry tarts doing credit to themselves as well as to their maker, the table set, the fire high heaped with crackling logs and the plates dressed with coro nals of autumn leaves. Aunt Con stance, a tall, prim maiden lady of un certain age, stood before the bedroom looking glass arranging her coiffure. Lida, in a blue dress with a late au tumn rose in her hair, was tripping hither aiid thither as light footed and helpful as half a dozen household fai ries merged into one, while Mrs. Nis bett stood regarding her with a loving eye, murmuring to herself: “Well, well, it seems like it was the Lord’s will to deny us o f just what we most want, but if I had a daughter I rould wish she was like Lida.” As the old kitchen clock struck 1 Mrs. Nisbett, looking from the window, gave a little cry. “There he comes—there comes Joel, and, as I live, there’s the boy with him!” Lida ran into the bedroom. When she returned, Mrs. Nisbett was clasped in the arms of a tall, handsome man of four or five and twenty. “ Lida,” said the proud matron, striv ing to disengage herself from the affec tionate clasp, “this is my son Stephen, and—why, what’s the matter?” For Stephen had dropped her hands with an exclamation of surprise and amazement, and Lida stood there glow ing crimson. “ Lida! Why, mother, this is a sur prise indeed that you have prepared for me!” “ I prepared!” echoed the astonished old lady. “ Well, that’s a good un, when I’m ten times as much surprised as you be! Lida, what does this mean?” “It means,” said Lida, with a demure smile—she was beginning to recover her scattered self possession—“it means that this is the gentleman I am to be married to!” “ Stephen!” cried Mrs. Nisbett, “is Ltda to be your wife?” “ She has given me her promise to that effect, at least,” said Stephen, looking proudly down upon his lovely little fiancee. “Well, if it don’t beat all how queer things do happen!” said Mrs. Nisbett, her face radiant. “And you’ve been livin’ neighbor to me these six weeks and I never knowed it. Lida, why didn’t you tell me?” “Because I never dreamed that Ste phen Rislnghnm, my betrothed western lover, was anything to Mrs. Nisbett,” said Lida, laughing. “There *tls, now!” ejaculated the farmer. “How was she to know that he was only my nephew, adopted when his parents died, twenty good years ago. We’ve always called him son, and he’s always been a son to us. But Lida didn’t know. Old woman, what do you say to Stephen’s wife?” Mrs. Nisbett clasped Lida to her heart \I do say,” she ejaculated, “this is the thankfullcst Thanksgivin’ I ever lived to see!”—New York Daily News. RULES FOR THE FEAST. A Thankwalvlng Menu, W ith Sngr- gx*Ntlon* About the Turkey. It is not only Thanksgiving dinner that Lady Bountiful is expected to pro vide for, says the Chicago Record, but she has the men of the family home for at least the day, and In many cases a houseful of company to look after. With all of this in view a few sugges tions are offered for various goodies and savories, both hot and cold, suit able to the season. Oysters on the H a lf Shell. Oxtail Soup. Salmon Cutlets, Caper Sauce. Curried Kidney (or Escaloped Sweet breads). R o a st Turkey. Cranberry Sauce or Jelly. Mashed Potatoes. Stewed Celery with W h ite Sauce, Spinach or Peas. Pumpkin and Mince Pies. Quaking Pudding with Soft Custard. Cheese Souffle. Fruit. Nuts. Coffee. For the piece de resistance it is well to go to market prepared to buy the best, which is always a young, medium sized hen turkey. Mind that your pur chase is a thorough “ black leg.” If the legs incline to paleness. Father Time has been at work. The breast must be broad and fat, the skin very white and the neck short. If the legs are red and adorned with long spurs, these are sure signs of an old gobbler. Nothing wi). so improve a turkey and give it B a k in g P o w d e r Food raised with it retains its natural and flavor* oistare Pins Iii England. In England the ordinary domestic pin had become in the fifteenth cen tury an article of sufficient importance to warrant legislative notice. An act of parliament passed in 1483 prohibit ed the importation of pins. As a ne cessity of the toilet plus were Intro duced into England in the latter part of the fifteenth century by Catherine Howard, queen of Henry VIII., who received them from France. Very good pins of brass were made at this period, but a large portion of them were made of Iron, which was blanched and sold for brass pins. In order to prevent this Imposition upon the good people of England parliament In 1543 passed an act providing that “no person shall put to sale any pins but such ns shall be double headed and have the heads soldered fast to the shanks of the pins, well smoothed, the shanks well shnpen, the points well rounded, filed, canted and sharpened.” England continued to depend upon France for Its supply of pins till the year 1620 , when John Tilsby intro duced the manufacture into Glouces tershire. In 1030 the manufacture was Introduced into Bristol and Birming ham, the latter place ultimately be coming the great center of the Indus-j She pmn gan (flxpress. WEDNESDAY, NOV. 26, 1902. 1 T h a n k s g i y i n g P r o c l a m a t i o n . BY GOVERNOR ODELL. Our country has been blessed with peace, prosperity, and happiness,and our people are respected for their conserva tism, for their enlightenment and their progress. The henificent influences of our Institutions have been exerted for the advancement of civilization, and to ns have come problems which required not only patriotism in their solution, but faith in G< h 3 , who has placed upon us the re sponsibility for this advancement of His work. For all of these blessings we should render homage to Him. I, therefore, designate Thursday, No- j vember 27, 1902, as a day of thanksgiving and praise. Let ns, on that day, put aside the cares of life and in our homes and in our respective places of worship, with hearts full of thanksgiving and with a faith in our future which can only come through a firm reliance upon Almighty God, offer up prayers o f thankfulness and supplications for a continuation of divine favor. Given under my hand and the privy seal of the State at the Capitol, in the City o f Albany, this nth day of Novem ber, in the year of our Lord, 1902. (Signed.) B. B. O dell , J r . W a t c h m a n S e r i o u s l y B u r n e d . After the banquet of the employes of the Lake Keuka Navigation company and the Bath 8c Hammondsport railroad, in liammondsport,Friday night,Nov, 14th Nathaniel Burd, night watchman in me B. 8c H. yards at Hammondsport, was found lying cn the ground near an engine, with his clothing on fire. His body, face and hands were seriously burned, and he was unconscious when found. It is fear ed his injuries will prove fatal. The cab of the engine was badly burned, and will have to be : ebullt. How the accident happened is not known. Bard is 23 years old and unmarried. PIECE DE RESISTANCE. the desired holiday flavor as a stuffing of mushrooms, and, as these are raised in such quantities for the market now adays, they are no longer an extrava gance. The stuffing is made in this way: A pound of nice, tender ham cut in dice. When hot, add two pounds of mushrooms, a little grated nutmeg, white pepper to taste and a bay leaf (the ham supplies enough salt). Blend all together in the saucepan over a moderate fire until the ham is cooked; then put aside to cool. Stuff the crop out well, and if any remains put it in the body of the turkey; then sew both neatly. A BARNYARD DRAMA. L i t t l e T a t e s B a n q u e t . On Monday night, Nov. 17th, at the Hotel Marlborough in New York City, the “ Society of Little Yates” had its annual dinner. There were about fifty present, including ladies. Hon. John DeWitt Warner presided. The speakers were: Hon. Clark Bell—” Little Yates.’’ Charles A. Collin— “ The Farmers of Little Yates.\ Ralph H. Sheppard—\ Little Yates Farmers in New York.\ Steven B. Ayres—\ Little Yates Nerve.’’ C. Frank Hathaway—“ Fratk Hath-a-way of His Own.\ Evarts L. Prentiss—“ The Girls of Little Yates.” Rev. F. W. Lockwood and William C Roberts, who were down for short talks, were unable to be present. Dr. Bradford, of Montclair, Charles H. Powell, o f Wilkes Barre, and Edson Lott, of New York, were called upon and spoke briefly. The menu was as follows : Bluff Point Oysters. , Jerusalem Celery. Rushville Radishes. Italy Olives. Cream o f Penn Yan Asparagus Soup. Seneca Salmon, Starkey Style. Dundee Potatoes. Yates County State Seal Champagne. Bellona Beef. Stuffed Benton Tomatoes. Milo Cauliflower. Eddytown Chicken Breast Cutlet. Asparagus Tips—Drawn Branch port Butter. Barrington Punch. Potter Quail. Rock Stream Water Cress. Torrey Salad. Ice Cream from the Ark. Middlesex Cake. Vine Valley Fruit. Dresden Cheese. Himrod Crackers. Keuka Coffee. T he V ictim ’s Dream of a Horrible R e v e nge. Rooster—So you will steal my corn, will you ? Oh, you needn’t strut around here as though you were the only one in this menagerie. Turkey—Oh, I don’t know. You’re not in it with me just now. I’m the most popular thing on the walk at present. Rooster—Well, madam, stretch your rubber neck up over my head all you want today, but just you wait till to morrow! When your skinny legs are being dragged to the execution block, I will look on at your gory expiration and from the bottom of my lungs will crow for victory! Turkey (taking two struts coopward and landing in the center of the stage) —Aye, aye, sir! But listen. Death hath its rewards, and to sacrifice my self at the altar of revenge is more glorious than life. What if my beau teous wings shall switch the dust from out the cracks of the kitchen stove? Wait till my nude and helpless form lies stretched upon the platter of the feast! Then shall revenge come to me, for never yet was one of our tribe sac rificed at the altar of Thanksgiving that the merciless gourmands did not so o’orstuff themselves that nothing in nil the world was worth the having for three days in advance. Revenge! My friends, revenge indeed is sweet!—Detroit Free Press. Among those present were Rev. A. H. Bradford, Charles H. Powell, Rev. Collin. Frank Collin, Charles A. Collin, Mr. and Mrs. John DeWitt Warner, Mr. and Mrs. Edson Lott, Dr. and Mis. Thomas B. Spence, Dr. and Mrs. Henry Spence, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Davies, Mr. and Mrs. Fred C. Archer, Mr. and Mrs. Theodore C. Dkeman, Mr. and Mrs. C. Gregory, Mr. and Mrs. Eli Sheldon, Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Sanger, C. Frank Hathaway, Ralph H. Sheppard, Charles M Watkins, Edwin C. Andrews, Fred Lott, Charles H. Sisson, Everts L. Prentiss, Steven B. Ayres, F. L. Phillips, C. Weisner, Peter Hendrick, Patrick Farley, Charles Nasmyth, Wil liam W. St. John. The evening was pleasantly spent, and the “ Society of Little Yates” is now firmly established. At the business ses sion Edson Lott was elected president. DR. E. F. BUTTERFIELD, of SYRACUSE, N. Y. The Famous Clairvoyant Physician Talks ol the Progress that Has Been Made in the Treatment 01 Chronic Diseases in the Last Forty Years. Very few Doctors, who began their prac tice forty years ago are left to tell the story of the wayi sad methods of those earlier times. The old saddle-bags contained Dover’s powder, Calomel, Fink and Senna, the last given to the young to cure worms, and also to give proper rengious bent. Bleeding, even to the point of prostration, was an adjunct to the drug remedies. The Allopathic School held the fort for many years; it was finally changed and modified by the Homeopathic and Schools, and the Galvanic incubator. Taking all the different schools of icine, including those called irregulars, the Christian Scientists, Magnetic Healers, Os teopaths have tailed to give us any surety of perfect diagnosis and treatment of disease. They make lamentable failures as yet, showing their knowledge very imper fect and not to be relied upon. We still have heart disease, sugar diabetes, Bright’s disease, dyspepsia, rheumatism, paralysis and all other various ills that seem to baffle the skill ot the phys ician to rightly name the disease or perform a cure. First, we are aware that wisdom and knowledge are the result of long years ot toil and research, and that deep uown in human life the loftiest truths are born. Dr. Butterfield starts out from a different standpoint, basing his knowledge upon* spiritual insight into the causes ot you condition ana the reasons tor your suffer, ing- This spiritual insight is the incentive to all progress and Is the one method by which the right remedies can be used to suit the case. The Doctor has been coming to Penn Yan for eight years, and has cured hundreds of cases that have come to him as a last re sort, and he has cured where all others had failed and hope had gone. He uses vegetable remedies entirely, which are as natural as fruit, in the system. They can be taken by any one, no matter how delicate the stomach. The Doctor cures some of the worst cases of kidney and bladder trouble, enlarged liver and heart disease, dyspepsia, rheumatism and all other forms o f chronic diseases. All are welcome to a free examination. His long experience is worth everything to . f | 4 4 AA 9 * the chronic invalid. Dr. Butterfield will be at the Knapp House, Penn Yan, N. Y. on Wednesday. Dec. 3 d, 1902 . LOW RATES TO WESTERN POINTS. The Wabash Railroad will make special one-way and low ronnd-trip rates to West ern and Southeastern points on the first and third Tuesday of each month until April 21,1903. Write R. F. Kelley, Gen eral Agent, 287 Main St., Buffalo, N.Y., for full information. Ribbon flowers decorate both hair and bodice this season. Butterflies That F ly High. Both in the Himalayas and in the Andes butterflies have been found at heights ranging up to 10,000 feet, and in the Alps they are quite common at 0,000 feet. The very highest elevation so far observed is 10,G2G feet, where they were found by M. Bonplnnd on the slopes of Chimborazo. Sir J. D. Hooker found butterflies on the slopes of the Himalayas at about the same height. He speaks of “the amazing quantity of superb butterflies, many large tropical swallowtails, black, with a scarlet eye 011 the wings.” The South American high flying butterflies be long to the family of Colia dimera, the Asiatic that of the Pieris callidice. The explorer, Sir Martin Conway, also found them at high altitudes In the Himalayas. JRer. I t l R . H t c k s 1 9 0 3 A l m a n a c . To say that this sp’endid work o f science and art is finer and better than ever, is stating it mildly. The demand for it ie far beyond all previous years. To say that such results, reaching through thirty years, are not based upon sonnd sense and usefulness, is an insult to the intell igence of the millions. Prof. Hicks, through his great Almanac, and his fam ous family and scientific jonrna’, Word and Works, is doing a work for the whole people not approached by any other men or publication. A fair test will prove this to any reasonable person. Added to the most luminous course in astronomy for 1903, forecast o f storms and weather are given, as never before, for every day in the year, all charmingly illustrated with nearly two hundred engravings. The price of a single Almanac, includ ing postage and mailing, is thirty cents. Word and Works with the Almanac is $1 a year.. Write Woid and Works Publish ing Co., 2201 1 Locust Street, St. Louis, Mo., and prove to yourself their great value. A w ful Experience w ith Heart Disease. — Mr. L. j . Law, Toronto, Can., writes: “ I was so sorely troubled with heart dis ease that I was unable for 18 months to lie down in bed lest I smother. After taking one dose of Dr. Agnew’s Heart Cure, I retired and slept sound ly. I used one bolt Ie and the trouble has not re turned. Sold by H. O. Bennett, T. F. Wheeler.— so la all kinds of dress decoration black and white one ccnq iznocs'y in evidence, and especially chic with a little touch of pale blue. Cows mast have plenty o f salt to keep them in good health; barrel salt is prefer able to rock salt. Coughs “ My wife had a deep-seated cough for three years. I purchased two bottles of Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral, d large size, and it cured her com pletely.” J. H. Burge, Macon, Col, Probably you know of cough medicines that re lieve little coughs, all coughs, except deep ones l The medicine that has been curing the worst of deep coughs for sixty years is Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. Three aim: 23c., 50c., SI. Al! drofgtstf. Consult your doctor. If he says take It, then do a s he says. If ho tells you not to take It. then don’t take It. He knows. Leave it with ldm. W p nn, willing. J. C. AY Kit CO.. Lowell, Mass. The Science ot Cattle Feeding. How many dairymen and cattle feeders question themselves in this wise: Am I feeding a milk-producing ration, or a main tenance ration? Am I encouraging the butter-prcdiicing capacity of my cows, or is the food they are eating chiefly stimu lating the laying on of fat on the body? Am I, in short, feeding for a definite pur pose, and therefore economically, or working in the dark and at random? These are pointed questions which are worthy the gravest consideration by every farm er interested in dairying and cattle feed ing. What help does the state offer farmers who are trying to solve these problems? The Experiment Station bulletins, which give the results o f feeding investigations, are available free of cost to the farmers of the state, and are invaluable. But many farmers wish to study and understand the principles of feeding. What are they to do? They cannot go to college it is true, but the Agricultural College can and does go to them. It offers them free inatruc tlon in these important matters in their own homes. Many farmers are not aware of this fact. These subjects are Included in the Cornell Farmers’ Reading Course Those who desire to learn o f the work of this correspondence bureau should write to the Farmers’ Reading-Course, Cornell University, Ithaca, N. Y., for information The course begins in November, Write now. Mother G-ray’s Sw e e t Powders for Child. Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse In the Children’s Home in New Yoi k. Cure Feverish- ishness, Bad Stomach, Teething Diorders, move and regulate the Bowels and Destroy Worms. Over 30,000 testimonials. They never/ail. At all druggists, esc. Sample FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted. LeRoy, N. Y. A large orchard poorly planted and poorly tended will not produce as good results as fewer trees well cultivated. Bears the Signature of I he Kind You Have Always Bought At present white felt hats trimmed en tirely in white are worn, but the result seems too extreme to last throughout the season. A Dozen Times A Night. “ I have had kidney and bladder trouble for years, and it became so bad that I was obliged to get up at least a dozen times a night,” says Mr, Owen Dunn, of Benton Ferry, W. Va. “ I never received any per manent benefit from any medicine until I took Foley’s Kidney Cure. After using two bottles, I am cured.” As a preventive and cure for Bright’s disease and diabetes, Foley’s Kidney Cure is unequaled. It quickly cures all kidney and bladder troubles. Sold by T. F. Wheeler. Drain the stalls well and no water will remain in the bedding; it will save time In currying and keep the horses looking better. SWEATERS. We are showing a “ crack ” line of them now—comfortable garments they are, too—high, close-fitting necks; save many a cold and sore throat. Boys like them, and no wonder. Men like them too. They are economical and possess warmth and wear. Plain Oxfords, tans, black with stripe collar effects, fancy silk stripes, honey comb knit—all the kinds that appeal to good taate and possess wear-resisting qualities. Wm. (Holloway & Co. Too Many People Dally With C a t a r r h . — It strikes one like a thunderclap, develops with a rapidity that no other disease does. Dr. Agaew's Catarrhal Powder is the radic al, quick, safe and pleasant cure that the disease demands. Use the means,orevent its deep-seating and years of distress. Don't dally with Catarrh. Agnew's gives relief in ten minutes. 50 cents. Sold by H. O. Bennett, T F. Weeler.—49. Ensilage grows for beef cattle. ore and more popular Asleep Amid Flames. Breaking into a blazing home, some fireman lately dragged the sleeping in mates from death. Fancied security, and death near. It’s that way when you neg lect coughs and colds. Don’t do it. Dr. King’s New Discovery for Consumption gives perfect protection against all Throat, Chest and Lung Troubles. Keep It near, and avoid suffering, death, and doctor’s bills. A teaspoonful stops a late cough, persistent use the most stubborn. Harm less and nice tasting, it’s guaranteed to satisfy by T. F. Wheeler, druggist. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free.