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®I)C p m n $}cm (Express. PENN YAN. YATES CO., N.Y. R E U B E N A . S C O F I E L D , EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR, $ 1.25 TERMS: P e r Y e a r i n A d v a n c e . $ 1 . 5 0 i f N o t P a i d i n A d v a n c e . r e s s SYSTEMIC CATARRH. Pernna Cures Catarrh Wherever located. Express and New York Weekly Tribune, iyr $1 23 ExpressaudNewYork Tribune,thrice weekly i 85 Express and Thrlce-a-Week World, 1 yr .... 1 65 Express and *Rochester Weekly Dem., 1 yr. 1 50 Express and Rural New Yorker, 1 y r ......... I 73 Express and Albany Semi-Weekly Journal, 1 60 Business dlarbs. The Only Continuously Republican Paper in Yates County. P E N N Y A N . N. Y „ W E D N E S D A Y , S E P T E M B E R 4, 1901 Vol. X X X V I . — No. 22.— W h o le No. 1848. 'Txn. o. Office, f E. NEWMAN. first house below Baptist Church. No. 94 Main St. Penn Yan, N. Y. Phono, 57 -X. Office hours, 8 to 10 a. 7 p. m. The “ Viavi Home Treatm e n t” can be procured of M r s . J. R. V a n T u y l , 68 Keuka 8 t„ Penn Yan,*k. Y. '•« 2 to 4 , and 6 to Office Hours, Saturday, 9 to 6. F. L. DOLBEARE, DENTIST, (Successor to Dr. W. W. Smith.) Arcade, - Room 13 , * Penn Yan, N. Y. JQR. M ao NAUGHTON. DENTIST, Penn Yan, N. Y Office over Wheeler’s Jewelry Store, Main St. * 1 > Save Your Eyesight, Half -Sick “ I first used Ayer’s Sarsaparilla in the fall of 1848 . Since then I have taken it every spring as a b lo o d - p u r i f y in g and nerve strengthening medicine.” S. T. Jones, Wichita, Kans. WHEN FATHER FILES HIS SAW. Send for test for astigmatism. Special care taken in fitting the eyes. We value our reputation. We guarantee satisfac tion. Our Spectacles and Eye Glasses set with the very beet lenses (glasses) in existence. E. E. B A U S C H A S O N , Opticians, No 6 East Main St., Rochester, N. Y. W. SMITH, DENTIST 63 East Ave., Rochester, N. Y. S ECUIOTXES BOUGHT AND SOLD, MONEY LOANED ON BOND AND MORTGAGE. CARE OF ESTATES A SPECIALTY. FARMS FOR SALE. 99 yi JOHN T. ANDREWS A SON. R OBEltT N. COONS, ARCHITECT AND BUILDER, Office on BeuUam street, Penn Yan, N. Y. I de sign to attend personally to all business en trusted to my care, and to give prompt atten tion to the same, and have opened an office for that purpose. Plans and specifications will be made for those who wish them. Silas Kinne & Son Represent the AETNA INSURANCE CO., OF HARTFORD, \ The leading Fire Insurance Company of America.” AMERICAN FIRE INSURANCE CO., OF NEW YORK. YORK UNDERWRITER S AGENCY. SPRING GARDEN INSURANCE C 0 .,UF PHILA. and ORTH-WESTERN MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE CO. OF MILWAUKEE, WIS. Policies Properly Written. Losses Promptly Paid. S I L A S K I N N E A S O N , 94yl Agents. If you feel run down, are easily tired, if your nerves are weak and your blood is thin, then begin to take the good old stand- ard family medicine, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. It’s a lifter, a builder. regular nerve perfect blood $1.00 a bottle. All druggists. When lather starts to file his saw, As oft he has to do, There is a rush for other spheres Until he gets all through. My mo she goes across the street. Although it’s cold and raw, And sister lakes her sewing out When father flics his saw. The cat Jumps off the kitchen mat And straightens neck and tail, And Towser, though he’s somewhat deaf. Sets up a dismal wail. And soon he follows all the rest. With flectncss in his paw, For naught can stand that awful pitch When father files his saw. When father flics his sow, it seems As though my time was near, And when he says, “ Young man, ait still!\ Life holds me nothing dear. I wish lie were a minister Or counselor at law Or something else so he’d ne’er have To file another saw. —Joe Cone in New York Sun. Ask your doctor what lie thinks of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Ho knows all about this grand old family medicine Follow hie advlceand we will be satisfied. J. O. aver Co., Lowell. Mass. 0 0 0 0 Morning Glory 0 0 0 OTICE.—At the office of DBS. H. 1 L PHILLIPS & WREAN From May 1 , 1900 , you can get A Set of Teeth, on Rubber Plate, For $ 10 OO, And Dentistry of the bent at the Cheapest living prices. Consultation Free. C. ELM E N D O R F , The Citizens Bank OF HUMPHREYS* VETERINARY SPECIFICS A. A. t FEVERS, Congestions. Inflamma- cuttss) tlons, Lung Fever, Milk Fever. B. B. I SPRAINS. Lameness, Injuries, c u r e s ) Rheumatism. C. C.(SORE THROAT. Quinsy, Epizootic, cu rbs J Distemper, 2 ^ } WORMS. Bots, Grubs. E. E. |COUGHS. Colds, Influenza, Inflamed P E N N Y A N , N. Y. Chartered April 14, 1899. C a p ita l, $ 5 0 0 0 0 B O F E S S I O N A L D E N T I S T . 42 Main Street. Opposite Baldwin’ Bank, Penn Yan, N. Y. JOHN H. JOHNSON, President. LORIMER OGDEN, Vice-President, J. A. UNDERWOOD, Cashier. C . H . KN APP, U N D E R T A K E R , (N ext Door to Benham House.) Residence, 116 Benham St. Telephone, fitore, 65 K. Telephone, residence, 02 F. Directors. FRANK H. HAMLIN, HENRY M. PARMELE, JOHN T. ANDREWS, HOWARD L. WOODRUFF J. A. UNDERWOOD, LORIMER OGDEN JOHN H. JOHNSON. c u r b s )L,uags, Pleuro-Pneuiiumta. F. F. M’OLK’, Bellyache, Wind-Blown, c u r b s ) Diarrhea. Dysentery. G. G. Prevents MISCARRIAGE. S S i l K t o S B Y & BLADDER DISORDERS. I. I. )KKI!V DISEASES, Mange, Eruptions, CURBS) Livers, Grease. Farcy. . 1 . K .? BAD CONDITION. Staring Coat. CURBS) Indigestion. Stomach Staggers. COc. each; Stable Case. Ten Specifics, Book, &c., $ 7 . At druggists or sent prepaid on receipt of price. Humphreys’ Medicine Co., Cor. William & John Sts., New York. V et e r in a r y M anual S en t F rrk . NERVOUS DEBILITY, V I T A L W E A K N E S S end Prostration from Over work or other causes. H um phreys’ Homeopathic Specific No. 2 8 , in use over 4 0 years, the only (successful rem edy. $ 1 per viator special package with powder,for $ 5 Sold by Druggists, or sent post-paid on receipt of price. mMPllRKVS'MKD. CO., Cor. Willem A John Sts.,Row York Certificates of Deposit Issued. Read This! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YOUR DISEASE IS, go to No. 7 Liberty St., Penn Yan, N. Y., and get A PERMANENT CURE by taking magnetic treatments. It will bring sunshine to the afflicted. S8m6 DR. DAY, The tiniest possible white enamel but tons appear as a trimming on the back o f evening gloves between rows of stitching. Once upon a time, somewhere, in Somebody’s garden, there grew a Morning Glory vine. Nobody knew how it came there, for no one had planted it, but It was a pretty little thing, with green hearts for leaves and cunning little pale green curls here and there upon its fuzzy stem. She wanted to get up off the ground where she had been all of her short life, so she crept slowly along to find something to take hold of that she might climb higli up into the bright sunlight. She put out her tender ten drils and felt carefully aloug, for she was blind, poor little tiling, and could not see where she was going. As she readied out she felt some thing hard. “Ah, perhaps tills is some thing high,” thought the Morning Glory, so she crawled up the side quite to the top. But she was not high at all —not much higher than the ground— for it was only a small stone that she had found. So she sadly crept back down the other side, and she lay there quite discouraged. There was an old man who used to take care of Somebody’s garden, and he saw* this plant growing there and groping about for support, so he fas tened a string from a peg stuck into the ground up to Somebody’s window sill, and then he quite forgot all about it. The next morning the Morning Glory Graduated makes a room look neat, cheerful, attractive, and satisfying. You feel at home amidst pleasant sur roundings, and a homelike feeling is half the pleasure of life. Give yourself such a feeling by making your abode homelike with one of our BEDROOM SUITS. What a home ia. ia largely the result of Furniture, and a judicious use of our new ideas in household furniture will certainly produce wonderful results, and give the old and familiar words, “ Home.Sweet Home,” a new meaning. Just Notice These Prices. Solid Golden Oak Bedroom Suits ...... $12 98 $ 20.00 Oak Bedroom Suits are now... 15.00 Golden Bedroom Suits from $ 9.80 up. Excelsior Mattresses, worth $ 2 . 50 ; arc now.......................................... 1.50 Woven Wire Springs, worth $ 2 . 00 ; are now .......................................... 1.39 Our hot weather cut-price sale is nowon. .Lowest Priced Furniture House in the State. Specialist. specialties : Cstvrh and Diseases of Lnngi and Throat, lirer, and Benal Organs, ALSO Poiitire Cure of the Liquor, Morphine, and Opium Habit. [AMINATIONS FRBE! h i K N A P P H O U S E , P e n n Y a n , M o n d a y , S e p t . dO , 9 to 6. Canandaigua, Webster House, Wednesday, Sept. 25 . 9 to 7 Genexa, Kirkwood House, Oct. 3. 9 to 7, and every 4 weeks thereafter. At home office, 211 Powers BVk, Rochester, every Saturday and Sunday. Treatment, if desired, not to exceed $2 per wk Special instruments for examining the Lungs Heart, Liver, and Kidneys. Cured Himself, Pronounced by his medical brethren an in curable consumptive, he was led to experiment with certain drugs and chemicals to save his own life. This ne succeeded in doing, and since that has cured hundreds of cases that were pronounced incurable. Weaknesses of Men and Women treated with a prescription procured while in Paris from one of the ablest French specialists, that has proven a sure cure for all weaknesses, from whatever cause, of (he sexual organs, in male or female patients. A sure remedy at an expense not to exceed $3 per week. Victims o f the TESTIMONIALS. While we have hundreds of them of the strongest character, still we seldom publish one. Few responsible persons desire them pub lished. We invite all to call and read references and testimonials of the very best, that they may refer to or that they may know, and who live in their own town. C onsultation F ree and P rivate . J. W . D A Y , M . D .. L . L . D . STRONG AGAIN! WHEN IN DOUBT, TR Y They have stood the test of years, and have cured thousands of cases of Nervous Diseases, such as Debility, Dizziness, Sleepless ness and Varicocele,Atrophy, &c. They clear the brain, strengthen the circulation, make digestion _ perfect, and impart a healthy vigor to the whole being. All drains and losses are checked permanently . Unless patients are properly cured, their condition often worries them into Insanity, Consumption or Death. Mailed sealed. Price $1 per box: 6 boxes, with Iron-clad legal guarantee to cure or refund the money, 65.00. Send for free book. For sae by H. O. BENNETT. Druggi«t. nearPoet-office, Penn Yan, N. Y. •eA FAIR FACE M AY PR O V E A FO U L BAR G A IN .” M ARRY A P L A IN G IR L IF SH E USES ♦ A SECU RITY T R U S T COM P A NY, S a f e t y o f P r in c ip a l is of M o r e Im p o r t a n c e than H igh rate of I n t e r e s t We Pay 3 * p G p C d l t . on Monthly Balances. Tina company, looking first to the safety of its deposits, avoid* hazardous loans and invest ments, an<l invests only in high grade securities. These yield but moderate interest. This policy has made the institution strong. We solicit deposits from those who realize that high interest means risk. Deposits can be checked on without the book. Business can be done by mail, thus affording special advantages to parties out of town. Capital, $200,000. Surplus, $278,000. Deposits, $4,100,000 EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. H I R A M W . S I B L E Y , G R A N G E R A. H O L L I S T E R , G E O R G E E A S T M A N . E D W A R D HARRIS,* JU L I U S M. W I L E . (EDWARD HARRIS. President. JULIUS M. WILE. Manager. OFFICERS, jifM E S MS. 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The poor, sightless little thing did not know that the old man had put It there for her, but somehow she felt that It would lead her to where she wished to go—up toward the beautiful blue sky and the great golden sun. So she climbed along the string, slowly at first, then faster each day as she began to know the way, until, like Jack’s bean stalk, she had reached the window sill. Now, Somebody, the person who owned the garden, was 111—so 111 that he had to stay always In his room with an ugly black bandage over his eyes, and the doctors feared that he might never see again. He was very unhappy, and was often, oli, so very cross, and the servants quite feared him when he spoke to them In a harsh and authoritative voice. He had no relatives, and he lived quite alone in his great house, with many people to wait upon him and with ever so much money to buy things to make lilm happy, but the things that one buys do not always make one lmppy, and he was terribly wretched in his big, fine house. One morning he groped his way to (he open window and put his hand out upon the side of the frame, and he felt a little, sharp nail. Now, if he had been gentle the nail would not have hurt him, for it kvas a harmless little thing, but lie made a rough, impatient movement, and it caught his finger and bruised it a little. This made Somebody very angry, and be said some very unpleasant things about the person who dared to put a nail outside his window, and lie felt about, very cautiously this time, to find the nail once more, that he might tear it out. So he moved his hand slowly along upon the sill, and the Morning Glory was reaching her little hand about there at the same time, and their two hands met. One did not look at all like a hand, but it was one just the same, and the little green hand grasped the great white one, and they seemed to know and understand each other at once, for the little green hand said to the large white one very tenderly: “Oh, so you are blind too! I am so sorry!” The great baud did not try to find the nail after that. It just touched the Morning Glory with a soft caress, and two great drops fell upon the leaves. They felt strange and not at all like the cool raindrops which sometimes watered the Morning Glory, and some thing told her that these drops were tears. Now, after this these two—Somebody and the Morning Glory—grew to love each other very dearly, and each day they would feci about for one another, and the dainty Morning Glory would nestle against his bearded clieek, and Somebody would pet her and stroke her leaves very gently. And the cheerful hoiiefulness of the little green plant helped Somebody to be a little bit hopeful too. You see, It was harder for him, for be had not always been blind, while she had never Been and was so used to it that now she hardly minded it at all. One morning the Morning Glory brought her friend a surprise. She had kept it a secret all the while, and now she proudly put a groat, beautiful pink blossom into his hand. lie could not see that it was pink, but he felt that it was lovely, and lie kissed the pretty flower and murmured, “ You little beauty.” And that made the Morning Glory very happy, for all mothers dearly love to have their babies ad mired, you know. And the next morning Somebody had a surprise for the Morning Glory. That was a secret too. No one knew it yet Eat and Run There isn’t a man who would be seen running through the street munching a piece of pie. Why not? Because it would mean dyspepsia and stomach trouble ? Not at a l l ; but because it wouldn’t look well. As a matter o f fact many £ business man snatches a lunch in such a hurry that he might as well take it on the run. That is one reason for the prevailing “ stomach trouble ” among men of business. There is a certain remedy for disease# of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. It is Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. The worst cases of dyspepsia and catarrh of the stomach have been cured by this medicine. It cures where all other means have failed to cure. but the doctor, and Somebody drew the little Morulng Glory close to his Ups nnd whispered It Into her car. Then the little green hand twined about the great white one, aud this Is what It said: “ I am so glad that you are not going to be blind any more.” And Somebody understood It, and the Morn ing Glory again felt two great, warm drops, which she knew to be tears. But they were not bitter tears, like the first ones; they were very sweet, because they were tears of joy. After this Somebody went away and was gone a long time. The weeks passed, and he did not return, and the little Morning Glory was very sad. She felt hurt that he had left her so sud denly and with no word of adieu. Everything was In a state of great bustle and preparation all over the place. Little Morning Glory could hear them hammering and running about, and she felt that something was going to happen. Once she caught the word “ bride,” and something told her what It all meant, and a little Jealous pain went through her heart, for she had once overheard the housemaid telling the cook that all men were fickle and that when they were away from one they never thought of one at nil and were taken up with whoever was near est them, and the cook had agreed fully with all that the housemaid had said, and the cook knew men If any one did, she said. So little Morning Glory hung her leaves In sadness and quite forgot to feel proud of her pretty pink babies, for there were a great many of them now. Once she felt something tug at her roots, and a rough hand grasped her; then a kind voice- said: “ Don’t touch that. Master loved the little vine, and it must be left as it is.” Oh, how re lieved little Morning Glory felt at these words! She reached out aud tried to touch the speaker, but the maid hur ried away and never saw the little green hands at all. Soon the nights began to be chilly, and one by one her babies left her and fluttered to the ground, and she herself grew pale and felt very weak and ill. and she feared that she was going to die. How she wished that Somebody would come back! She was afraid that he would be too late. One morning she heard the window open, and Somebody again stood there. There was some one with him now—a beautiful lady—and he held her in Ids arms and called her “ Sweetheart.” In his new happiness he had quite forgot ten his little friend, and Morning Glory’s heart ached as she remembered what the maid had told the cook. Just then Somebody looked out and saw poor little Morning Glory with her leaves all faded and brown, and he re proached himself because he had not thought of her before. “ Here, dearest,” he said to the lady, “ this Is the little friend I told you of.\ And he laid the withered little stem in the lady’s delicate hand. A glad thrill ran through the Morning Glory, and she dropped GO tiny seeds into the soft open palm; then as the wind swept around the corner a sudden shudder seized her, and little Morning Glory was* dead. “See, my pet,” said Somebody, point ing to the little black seeds, “that means good luck. It is her gift to the bride.” And the beautiful lady smiled, and she put the seeds in a little box, say ing, “Next year we will have another Morning Glory vine there just like the old one.” “No,” said Somebody, “never one quite like that, for that one was like 4 little friend. It really seemed to understand me. But then I don’t need any one to understand me now, for I have you.” And again the lady was folded In a loving embrace, and Some body kissed her softly. gOoooOooQOooQOooQQooOQooOg o o 8 o o 8 o o 8 JACKIES ASHORE. H o w They Saved Themselves at Valparaiso. o o 8 o o 8 o o 8 o o o o wholesome, satisfying flour. <♦ 1 CLARENCE T. BIRKETT, W A L L P A P E S : A ❖ A s * ❖ * l 1 I iAi »♦$»! i A i iAi ij «» i >♦*♦1 I«j»l i A i l*»l i A i l»*»l I.J.I ii #* 2 0 , 0 0 0 Rolls To select from. Fluent Stock.- Largest assortment in the Country. Side Wall, Borders* and Ceilings to Match, 3c. per Roll. 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There was q gentleman told me qb o u t your medi cine, and how it had cured his wife, I thought I would try a bottle of it. Am pow glad I did, for I don’t know what I would have done if it had not been for Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Dis covery. p Doctor Pierce’s Pleasant Pellet# cure biliousness. T h e y stimulate th e s l u g g i s h liver, and cleanse the sys tem of impurities. They should always be used with ” Golden Medical Discov ery ” when there ie need of a laxative. P a i r Exchange, Vet » Bobbery, While Gustave Dare was at Isehl and wandering about the mountains he be came much interested in a country wedding and sketched it on the spot. He put the sketch into a book in the pocket of his paletot and went back to the hotel to dinner. After dinner he looked for the sketch. It was gone. Angry at the theft, the artist called the landlord and made complaint, but no trace of the book was found. From Isclil Dore went to Vienna, and there he found a letter and a parcel awaiting him. The letter, which was anony mous, read thus: “ Sir, I stole your book at Isehl. The sketch was so charming that I could not resist the temptation of having It In my possession, and l knew very well you would never consent to sell it to me. But theft Is neither my trade nor my habit, and I beg you to accept as a souvenir of my crime and my enthusi asm for your talent the walking stick which will reach you at the same time as this letter.” The cane was one with a massive gold head In which was set a gem of value.—Youth’s Companion. D e t e r m i n e d , He—What do you think of him? She—He has such a square Jaw! think he must be a very determine! 4 chap. He—Well, I should say so! matches always light the very firs*,*.,*, time.—New York Times. Y A UNITED STATES JA CK TAR. 8oooOOo0OO00OO0oOOooOOooo8 It happened In the forties. We were heartily tired of the dull monotony of our California life ere we had been In Monterey three months. To be confined on board ship in harbor is wearisome enough at any time, but more especial ly in so lifeless a port as Monterey was then. In places of so great resort for men- of-war as Rio and Valparaiso various little Incidents kept the mind excited aud caused time to pass quickly if not pleasantly. At different times some saluting took place in the harbor, and the cause of it formed n topic for general conversation among the men. But in Monterey bay there were none of these things—no bumboats, no strange vessels coming in or going out, nothing to see or to do or to think about. A move tedious life than ours could not therefore well be. This experience was that of all the crew, not excepting even the officers, and heartily glad were we when it began to be whispered about that our sailing day was not far distant. The boatswain’s hoarse summons to “all hands up anchor for the United States” was received with three cheers. The capstan bar flew around, the an chors were quickly at the bows and the topsails sheeted home and hoisted, and as the ship's head swung to the breeze we manned the rigging and gave three times three cheers, which were cordial ly returned by the crows of some half dozen men-of-war then In port. With favoring winds all the way, not being detained by the usual calm in crossing the line, we arrived, after a 40 days’ run, at Valparaiso. Here all hands were given a run on shore, a privilege of which we were not sorry to avail ourselves. As homeward bounders we were look ed up to ashore and among the crews of the other men-of-war In the harbor as fortunate beings, and it was with a feeling of pity that we looked down up on the poor fellows who were doomed to pass another year or two upon “the station” and presumed not a little upon our superior fortune. The ship’s company was divided into four shore parties, each division being allowed three days’ liberty: It was usual to make the division In such cases by watches or quarter watches, but In this case It was made up from a good behavior book kept by the captain and commander, those whose names stood highest on this be ing permitted to go first on shore, while those whose previous conduct had plac ed them lower were reserved for the last party. Among this last party were of course included all the worst drunk ards and wjld fellows, and, as often happens at sea, those whose characters for sobriety and general orderliness of behavior stood lowest on the captain’s book were at the same time the smart est men in the ship, the very best sea men. Having no liberty men to follow them, this* last party determined upon having a grand spree and agreed not to come off to the ship until they were fairly driven on board. Accordingly when their allotted three days were out but very few came off. The rest, stow ing themselves away where there was everything which a sailor's heart de sires, awaited the turn of events. Such action was hardly prepared for on board, and one day’s grace was given them in which to render themselves up. Scarcely a man availed himself of this, those who still remained having organ ized themselves Into a band determined to resist any attempt at a forcible cap ture and to return on board voluntarily when they had their spree out. The second day after the expiration of their liberty notice was given the vigilantes ashore that 20 shillings re ward would be paid for every man of the crew returned on board. Several who had carelessly strayed about town were brought aboard in the course of the day, the reward for their rapture coming, of course, as it always did in such cases, out of their own pockets. The third day came, and now the re ward for each man taken was raised to 40 shillings. This set the entire police force of Valparaiso agog, as It was known that there were still nearly 100 men ashore, and the reward for their rapture would prove a neat little sum. The tars by this time had had their spree out and were quite willing to re- urn on board, but not as captives and, worse yet, with the prospect of paying ' \ t e l e p h o n e ,\20& 'rho vi\ \ nn,pr asserted tlieir privilege to render them selves on board without the aid of the vigilantes, while the latter demanded the right to deliver them to their offi cers. “Come and take us,” was again tlio cry, and the police and the multitude closed in upon the little band, charging upon them with swords and lances. Our fellows, who had intrenched them selves behind some spiles, defended themselves desperately with stones, of which there was a plentiful supply at hand, and not a few Chilean skulls bore witness to the accuracy of their alms. All this passed within plain view of us who were on board, impatient and excited witnesses of our shipmates’ de fense. As ever and anon a Chilean would fall victim to some well aimed missile ♦ a little subdued shout would go up from the crowd congregated upon the forecastle, while a low murmur attend ed a similar misfortune to one of our fellows. But now the battle grew fierc er. The police, pressed on by the multi tude behind, charged desperately and succeeded in dislodging a part of the sailors, who were driven by main force off the wharf and into the water. Some few of these were fortunate enough to be picked up by several mer chant vessels’ crews which chanced to be there, but these rapidly pulled away from the scene of action, fearful of get ting their boats stove by some of the rocks which soon began to fly. Those still remaining in the water clung to spiles and floating timber aud wore there helpless and at the mercy of the police, who stood above them throwing pieces of rock upon their heads. The little band on shore still defended them selves as best they could and maintain ed their position behind the timbers. But a few minutes more and our boats were at the stairs, and, making a last mad rush at their assailants, our tars, picking up their wounded, rau hastily down the stairs, the boats shov ed off, and all was over. Those In the water had of course been picked up first. The boats arrived none to soon to save our men. Many of them were wounded and several so badly hurt as to be confined to the sick bay the great er part of the voyage home. To what extent the police force of Valparaiso was Injured In the melee we never learned, as we sailed the succeeding morning for Rio, which port was to be our last t his side^of home. R e d u c e d Rates To Syracuse, Account New York State Fair. On acconnt of the State Fair, which is to be held at Syracuse, N. Y., Sept. 9th to 14th, New York Central agents at sta tions Corning and North thereof have been instructed to sell excursion tickets to Syracuse and return at single fare for the round trip, with cost of transfer through Syracuse aud dmission to the fair grounds added, tickets good going September 9th to 14th, inclusive, and for return to and including the 16th. On Tuesday, Sept. 10th, and on Sept. 12th, Grange Day, tickets will be sold from above points at a very mnch lower rate than single fare, such tickets to be good going and returning on date o f sale only. The exhibits this year will be the greatest ever seen at any New York State Fair. The programme of Grand Circuit Races will include the best horses in the coun try, and it is the first time that Grand Cir- ent Races have been held at any fair grounds in the United States. It is an nounced that The Abbott, Croseius, Bor- almo, Charlie Herr, and other great horses of the country will be entered. See dodgers or apply to ticket agents for additional and detailed information as to time of trains, rates, etc. 47 3 M iss M a ttlo L . G u ild , o f C h icago , 111. Miss Mattio L. Guild, President Illi nois Young People’s Christian Temper ance Union, in a recent letter from Chi cago, 111., says: *•! doubt it Peruna has a rival in all the remedies recommended to-day for catarrh of the system . A remedy that wilt cure catarrh of the stomach wilt cure the same condition of the mucous membrane anywhere. I have found It the best remedy / have ever tried for catarrh , and believing It worthy my e/idorseme/if I gladly accord I t ” Catarrh of the abdominal organs is very much more common in summer than in winter time. This form of ca tarrh might be appropriately classed as summer catarrh, Peruna w ill cure catarrh wherever located. In pelvic catarrh it has won well deserved renown. Peruna will cure any case of diarrhoea, acute or chronic. Peruna is an absolute specific for dysentery. Peruna cures catarrh of the liver. Peruna cures catarrh of the stomach. Address The Peruna Medicine Co.,Co lumbus, O., for a free book entitled “ Summer Catarrh.” During the last summer season the as cent of Mount Blanc was made by 131 tourists. DR. E. F. BUTTERFIELD Will be at the Knapp House, Penn Yan, Wed nesday, Oct. 9. He gives Free Clairvoyant examinations. Here is one of those astonishing results made by Dr. E. F. Butterfield in five weeks’ treatment of P. Maine, a substan tial farmer of North Wilna, N. Y. Let him tell his own story: My Dear Doctor—When I came to you five weeks ago I had given up all hope of ever being well. My neighbors had all given me up as even beyond all hope of even relief. Some of them told me to try Dr. Butterfield. I had become very emaciated, was coughing a good deal and severe racking pains in my stomach, a good deal of sickness of stomach, urine scant and high colored, pain in back of head. On examination you did not say you could cure me, but that you could help me. After taking your remedies three weeks there has been a wonderful change; my appetite has become splendid, I sleep like a child, and, strangeto say, my own neighbors did not know me. They would not believe snch a marvelous change could be wrought in three weeks. I nave been splendid ever since. I have had one pull-back and that was when I ate a chicken pie dinner. Pros pects seem good that I shall obtain both health and strength. Refer anyone to me. Yours truly, P. M aine . North Wilna, N. Y., March 14, 1900 TAKE NOTICE. Dr. Butterfield has moved from Benham to Knapp House. His next visit is Wednes day, October 9th. Ulcers, open or obstinate sores, scalds, and plies quickly cured b^ B annsr S alve , the most healing medicine in the world. Harry O. Bennett, druggist. PENNYLVANIA RAILROAD Reduced Rates to San Francisco. On account of the Triennial Convention of the Protestant Episcopal Church, to be held at San Francisco beginning October 2, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell round trip tickets to San Fran cisco from all points on its line at greatly reduced rates. Tickets will be sold September 18 to 25, inclusive, and will be good to return to leave San Francisco not earlier than Oc tober 3, and only on execution by Joint Agent, to whom a fee of fifty cents must be paid, and passengers must reach orig inal starting point by November 15, 1901. The Pennsylvania Railroad Company will also run a Personally-Conducted tour to the Pacific Coast on this occasion by special train, starting September 23 and returning October 22. Ronnd trip rate, # i 8 5 * For further information apply to ticket agents, or address Geo. W. Boyd, Assist ant General Passenger Agent, Philadel phia. iw Ascum—What’s the idea in your new story ? Wright—Idea? Why, it hasn’t any. It’s a society novel. MAGNIFICENT NEW TRAIN. It is the Pan-American Special via (he Michigan Central, “ The Niagara Falls Route,” leaving Buffalo at 8.30 p.m., ar riving Chicago 9 30 a. m. Dining car serves breakfast. Equipment the finest the builders’ art can produce. Six other fast trains daily. For folder and informa tion, write W. H. Underwood, G. E. P. Agent, 299 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. A small boy, when asked for the defini tion of “center,” said, ‘ Tt is a table that stands in the middle of the roon H Geo. W. Lane, Pewamo, Mich, writes: “ Your Kodol Dyspepsia Cure is the best remedy for indigestion and stomach trouble that I ever used. For years I suffered from dyspepsia, at times compelling me to stay in bed and causing me untold agony. I am completely cured by Kodol Dyspepsia Cure. In recommending it to friends who suffer from indigestion I always offer to pay for it if it fails. Thus far 1 have never paid. ” T. F. Wheeler. Algeria lias four zones in which petrol eum occurs. One of them is 125 miles long. _____ The musicians of Geneva, Waterloo, ai Seneca Falls have formed a union. REMSEN M. KINNE. L O W PLAIN FIG URE P R IC E S HOMES FURNISHED ><r*o» PANTRY roPARLOR 7 $ STA T E S T ROCHESTER H Y I'lto n p lto r c M c e n c e In N n iu r e . Tin 1 “mimic llivs1’ of tlio ocvnn are due to (ho presence of hordes of ani malcules belonging to that division of iho anim al world known as the Infuso ria. The noctiluca is the type of the race — a minute organism, somewhat kidney shaped ami possessing a single lashllke appendage or cilluni. The protoplasm, or living m atter, of the anim alcule exerts the power of converting so much of Its living energy Into light, a proceeding Illustrated In u different fashion In the fam iliar firefly, xvhleh, however, semis its energy Into special light producing organs and thus develops Us glow. Certain Jelly fishes are also markedly phosphores cent, and there Is the creature allied to them somewhat, the Venus' girdle, which at night appears as n long, wav ing hand of tin me. Finally xvo have the ubiquitous microbe, enrolling cer tain of Its kith and kin I 11 the category of light producing organisms. Certain species of bacteria are phos phorescent. ami the glow that Is seen under circum stances where putrefac tion is proceeding, notably whim fish Is going to bud, Is due to the presence of such minute form s of life.—Scots man. t;Ulne#e Barbers, The barber's calling is supported bjj government. What If his little aqua! razor only covers an Inch or two at tin time and makes the operation unneces sarily tedious. He has the advantage of knowing that ho represents lawfu authority. He ought never to suffe from being out of work. Then his perquisite, the combings makes up for natural deficiency. lie can sell at dear profits tails of his own collecting aud making, Perhaps the fact that Chinese lialr offers little varl-., ety hi color simplifies this article of commerce. The more sable the better. 4 Children’s beads are shaved hi order that It may he as black and thick as possible. Black Is much more cheerful. A Chinaman plaits white silk Into his hair when he goes Into mourning. Tales of a tall might be multiplied. The Chlnnninn’s Is more expressive than any that has not the power to wag with satisfaction or droop with dismay. For convenience in work It is fastened up in a coil, hut for a man to speak to his superior without letting it down is an insult. No Christian would enter church In tills dishabille. A stranger might possibly do so, and In such a cose, before beginning the service, the officiating minister would fix him with a glance and politely—for the natives expect politeness under all circum stances—address him, “Sir, will you kindly let down your tall?”—Quiver. t 1 \ TOUR TO T H E P A C I F I C C O A S T ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO VISIT CALIFORNIA UNDER THE AUSPI CES OF THE PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD’S PERSONALLY-CON DUCTED SYSTEM. In view of the great popularity of trans continental travel under the Personally Conducted System, as evinced in the re cent Pennsylvania Tour to the Pacific Coast and Canadian Northwest, that com pany has decided to run another tour to the Pacific Coast, including in the itinerary a visit to the world-famous Grand Cannon of Arizona, in the early i will leave Now Yoik, Philadelphia Balti more, Washington, and other stations on Chas. 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The tour |roo, Mich., writes: “ I have tried manypills and laxatives, DeWitt’s Little Early Risers are far the best pills I have ever used.” They never gripe, T. F. Wheeler. glas X will appeal to all who delight in scenery. $ Fewew triosrips affordford soo ereatreat a diversityiversity inn Na- F t af s g a d i lure's beauties as the one outlined below. 2 Westward bound, the tourists will pass through the wi!d slopes of the Colorado Rockies, around the Great Salt Lake, and >ver the fastnesses of the Sierra Nevada. Lfter visiting all of the beautiful resorts in the sunny California slopes, the east- t e t Kitty— But he is such an indigestible man. Jane—Indigestible? Kitty—Yes; lie always disagrees with me. _____ _____ H. C. Watkins, rexton of the Methodist church, Springfield, Pa., says: “ My wife has been veiy bad with kidney trouble and tried several doctors, without benefit. Af ter taking one bottle of F oley ’ s K idney C urb was much better, and was completely cured after taking four bottles. Harry O. Bennett, druggist. Sound passes through air at the velocity of 1143 feet per second; through water, 4900 feet; through iron, 17,500 feet. Z ♦ > ♦ » ♦ > tain no relief until DeWitt’s Witch Hazel Salve effected a permanent cure. Counter feits are worthless. T. F. Wheeler. l'<»r<*ui»lne QatUi, About 2 , 000,000 porcupine quills are Imported yearly Into England from In dia. with a few from Spain, the quills upon each “ spike pig” being worth $ 2 . 50 . The quills are used for penhold ers, floats fei anglers, fans, ornamental screens and many other fancy articles. ^ ___ hi rront, ani Throwing some down the steep side of the Mlzzentop hill, knocking down oth ers and driving the remainder before them, they fought their way gallantly down through the narrow street lead ing to the Mole and reached the plaza at Its extremity without serious Injury being done to any of them. On reaching the plaza they were stopped by a multitude of the people who had congregated there to witness the capture of Jack. Forcing their way through there and still keeping the vig ilantes at bay, they finally made their way to the water stairs, hut there, alas, there was no boat to receive them. Tills was an emergency which had not been foreseen by our tars, who now saw themselves caught in a trap—the water at their backs, the police In front and flank. But they did not give up. They. . . . . . . B. W. Bursell, Kintereville, Pa., says he vard journey will he through the Arizona I goffered 25 years with piles and could ob- lesert to the Grand Canon o f Arizona. Its | f»in nn r,.iiAf nnm noWift'a xvitrh Hazrt jeauties cannot be painted in mere words. [fagnifleent in coloring, awful in its epths, it stands among the natural wond- rs of the world. Thence across the plains 0 St. Louis, and eastvord through Illi nois, Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, the tourists reach their destination just thirty days after leaving home. The various transcontinental lines hav ing made low rates on account of the Gen eral Triennial Convention of the (Protes tant Episcopal Church, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company is enabled to offer this superb vacation trip at the low rate of $185 for the round trip from New York, Phila delphia, Baltimore, Washington, or any point on Pennsylvania Railroad east of Pittsburg, one in a berth; and $105 for the round trip, two persons occupying the same berth. The rate from Pittsburg will be $5 less. Diagrams are now open, and as the num ber who can be accommodated will be strictly limited, names should be registered ediatelv. de- George W. t, In Japanese shipyards eight vessels are being built for San Francisco and Seattle lines. A never failing cure for cute, burns,scalds, ulcers, wounds, and sores is DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. A most soothing and healing remedy for all skin affections. Accept only the genuine T. F. Wheeler. The new Theatre Frnucais in Paris cov ers three acres of ground and is the longest in the world. S T Ihe Kind You Have Always Bought i urn For further information and free scriptive pamphlet, apply to George v Boyd, Assistant General Passenger Agen Broad Street Station, Philadelphia. 47 3 Bears the Signature of The annual parade and review of the Waterloo (N, Y.) fire department will be held on September 12 th. F o l e y ’s H o n e y and T a r cures colds, prevents pneumonia* . . . »